Thread 149587296

*enters thread*

we cannot follow them

when will they learn

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149587314
kek why this nigga weaving hand signs with a avatar getup

WE CANNOT

>>149587333
Now you’re callin me an n bomb? Real cool.

>>149587320
https://youtu.be/ozV23LHyTB0?si=L_SxygjNJyyYfAXn

white house championship fight-

HOLLYOLM

>>149587328
hey you're back

gane vs hines for the vacant heavyweight title
live from the white house
a netflix exclusive

>>149587388
FUCK THE CROWN

ortega, aljo, and pavlovich will jerk the curtain for johnny walker

GRAB EM BY DA SCRUFF OF IS CHEST

Conor/Colby on White House grounds

>>149587437
khamzat has so many good and legitimate wins

khamzat has never won a fight

Joe pyfer vs Sean strickland in the oval office would be

>>149587490
...in the UFC octagon

>>149587469
he needs to be more active desu

what are the chances colby get heemed at the white house?

>>149587515
colby isn't invited lmao

I have chills

>>149587524
>canadian expert on sources familiar with the Trump admin

>>149587555
oooo baby trips

>>149587555
B-B-Bodied b

>>149587296 (OP)
It's funny that no one can tell this Pakistani from a native spaniard

>>149587569
Reebok and Fox UFC were soul

>he said what?
>guess i'm putting on a fight

>>149587614
Jan should have never tampered with the rope. He had it made into a bracelet before the Glover fight.

>>149587619
kek

>>149587628
witchcraft is a good base for mma

never judge an book
by the cover

>>149587725
i similar picture as a kid and i look adorable af, im dangerous too man dont get any funny ideas

ilia bodied a nigga in a bar and put him in a coffin
gooby sucker punched an old man
levels
evolutions

La Evolucion de Ilia Topuria

>>149587738
you see Ilia doing magic there? fucking witchcraft

>>149587725
Not for long

>>149587754
is this v2 of minimax btw?

>>149587658

Khalil Rountree is influenced by wicha. He doesn't go to Thailand to duck USADA, he's there doing muay thai and getting more sak yant on his body. this confers certain benefits and obligations to the user of these powers

>>149587768
sound fucking cool, OG thai guys are the real deal

roundtree is part of a rock band in vegas

i named a rock in vegas roundtree

isn't khalil part of some gay cult as well
cruz is in it too

noo you cant just be part of a community

>>149587823
you would know a thing or two about gay cults

>>149587823

Yes he is, or was, haven't seen him associated with that stuff in a minute. But he was in pretty deep to a very weird group, yes. Hopefully his teachers in Thailand will steer him away from such things and towards the dharma

>>149587619
This is gonna draw so many dimes it will be incredible

>>149587842

I went to a gay sex cult orgy last month and fucked the cult leader's gf, the west coast is riddled with cults it's kind of awesome

>>149587765
V2

>>149587853
yeah i know man, i live up and down the west there's a lot of them out here

>>149587855
checked and based

>>149587853
how's training going you degenerate tranny
did you leave that gym for a more "conventional" one btw?
i remember last time you were here you said something about proving yourself to your new coaches

Ilja Topuria began his mma career in Finland. Weili is finland. 3 belts two champions. Finland.

>>149587881
okay okay buddy, but until you guys get a native champ you cant live via proxy

Finland, the land where great fighters go to dunk on the locals before making it to the big leagues.

>>149587876

you got me, you old limey. yeah I've been grinding my ass off at a Thai gym here, working one-on-one with an active amateur champion on my strength and conditioning, sparring as often as I can with the lads (and the girls). I was hoping to fight again soon, but I'm making so many gains week to week that I want to really get up to another skill plateau before I get in there again. Thailand is calling me louder than ever, I suspect I'll be back there soon enough.

>>149587965
how ass is jalin turner

heem n vape
heem n fap

>>149587958
will there be more opportunities to fight for real in thailand or less b? for you specifically i mean

White men only

>>149588061
we dont post our sexual preferences here

Dricus is not better than Pantoja

Big boobies

yo mixed dawg here
WOOF WOOOF WOOOF

>>149588061
hi, jon. enjoying your retirement?

>>149588061
shut up whiteboy

>>149588079
Dricus is rated too high because Adesanya was rated too high. These are the final ripples of the #AfricaChamp era

>>149588088
Jon loves men of all colours, shapes and sizes and you fags need to stop projecting your race fetishism onto him

>>149588079
hm i dont know man i think dricus would fuck steve erceg up inside a minute

>>149588079
Dricus literally use to kickbox K1
Is a Judo national champion
Submitted an entire Graccie Barra team

I watched the most recent Mighty Mouse and MMA Guru podcast, and Mighty Mouse kept talking about conversations he was having with his dad. I thought Mighty Mouse lore was he had no dad?

I think I speak for all of /heem/ when I say FUCK MAGA

>>149588120
he was strickraped by his dad

>>149588120
he reconnected with him and is making up lost time

>>149588120
they linked up later in life (pretty recently iirc)

Jon Jones will return at UFC White House 1 to rematch the then heavyweight champion Cyril Gane.

>>149588009

more opportunities, but also much higher danger level as I would be going against men. Based on my sparring I know I can smoke the dudes who genuinely aren't very good, and hang with the intermediate guys who aren't very big, but any guy of my size or bigger who's any good will heem me dead in seconds. So I'll have to fight at the very lowest level promotions, but there's a huge mess of them in Bangkok. Ideally, I can find a coach or promoter who understands how to keep the "ladyboy fights man!" gravy train rolling with soft opponents so I can stay active. There's a blueprint to follow here, I just have to execute

>>149588138
>>149588142
If this is true it's very sweet that Mighty Mouse kept bringing him up.

The White House is the new Madison Square Garden, and Mar-a-Lago is the new Apex.

Trump will specifically request Ilia vs Khabib for the White House lawn

Dana White will be the 49th President of the United States

Pick what should be on the main card. Give me your best ideas

>>149588150
what about fighting other ladyboys b? also has there ever been a foreign tranny that's gone over to thailand and forged the same path? you might be a hot commodity

No hespect...

Nice. The UFC is lacking YNs.

Does Ilia speak spanish with a weird accent?

conceive. believe. achieve.

>>149588305
kek absolute madlad

Who will are Ilja heem next

Will Dana actually stack the Trump card or will he try to get away with apexslop

>>149588360
he tried to get away with giving dubai an apex card before they caught on and they overhauled the card
so considering its unlikely to be a ppv and I doubt trump is going to splash out on it its probably apex tier

>>149588360
>>149588382
Dana actually likes Trump though and respects him a lot, I doubt it ever actually happens but if it does he’ll be willing to stack it or make it a decent PPV tier at least

>>149588267
just a little bit almost imperceptible

On this day we remember the time the british got buttfucked off God's own country, these United States of America

What's all the talk of a Trump card when is that happening

>>149588404
4th of july pay attention

>>149588204

Actually there has been at least one other. Probably more, just not visible online. Fighting other ladyboys would be ideal, but there's no guarantee I could find one my weight and level any given month I'm looking for an opponent. With dudes there's a much larger pool of scrubs (tourists and non-serious Thais) I can potentially do well against, if I'm dialed in as hard as I possibly can be. It's comparable to fighting dudes on TRT as a natty guy, I think. Only possible if they kinda suck unfortunately

>>149588404
there's a UFC card tomorrow on the White House lawn for 4th of July
no fighters tho

>>149588406
Does that day have some sort of significance I'm supposed to know about

Petr Yan will be fighting Marcus "Patchy Mix" Mcghee

>>149588444
We commemorate the invention of fireworks by glorious China

what song will little wayne sing for porriers last walkout?

>>149588474
Bitch I’m a mothafuckin Martian

Jolie Poirier is going to have the fattest tits now alhadulilar brazzers

>>149588474
shit is going to be extremely cringe and we will quickly be reminded of why dana hates fanfare and all the gay shit boxing does

>>149588444
July 4, 1776 is when the colonies declared independence from Britain. July 4, 2026 is the 250th anniversary.

>>149588474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQCFb0pfx6A dc's theme

>>149588494
Because it costs money?

>>149588418
see if you can get yourself on streetbeefs vs another tranny before you head out b, i'm sure you'll get by in thailand but you ought to start trying to make a name for yourself or obtaining some sort of viral fame if you want to actually make a living out of this insane path you've chosen for yourself

What if Askren's new lungs give him Merab-tier cardio? I think he might have another run.

I'm sympathetic to Cain, but you can't just take the law into your own hands and shoot the wrong person.

>>149588559
Why not is kind of cool

From the river to the sea Cain Velasquez will be free inshallah

>>149588494
remember when they played that eminem music video in between fights?

>>149588559
He knew where the guy slept. He should have just climbed in through the window and choked him out for ten minutes.

I didn't wash my sheets for months and woke up with bed bug bites. Is this how Ben Askren got staph?

>>149588579
no

>>149588579
He has a wife

if tapturo follows mcgoobs arc, then the next fight will involve him getting into a blood feud with a brazza then losing in a humiliating fashion.

>>149588494
Mcgregor got to walk out with Sinbad or whoever singing. Izzy got to walk out with dancers.

>>149588596
and they were both cringe as fuck

When does Ilia enter the alcoholic phase of his Mcgregor gimmick ripoff?

The minge is away for two weeks are there any good fights coming up

>>149588594
the brazza in question

>>149588601
that wont happen until he gets finished by a popular journeyman

ilia should do a walkout riding a bull

>>149588594
illy appears to be the evolution of macgruber so I doubt he will be falling into the same pitfalls

I still don't understand where all these Ilia fans are. In the US he's nowhere near peak Conor. Are they all in Latin America?

has ilia thrown a kick above the legs yet
did he even throw a kick against charles

>>149588658
No no

>>149587296 (OP)
Mark Coleman daughter evolution.. thoughts?

holy frig the topuria bros are essentially Hagoromo and Hamura Ōtsutsuki

>>149588658
>>149588672
Or well charles was on his ass spreading legs like eager minge he tapped them a bit but that doesn't count

>>149588679
FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149588684
she has daddy issues. the issue being her dad has cte.

>>149588658
i thought he finally would since he kept throwing kicks in the charles training videos
one day he'll eventually do it

>and Topuria has knocked out another contender. Is there anyone that can stop him?
My Walkout theme starts playing in the arena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Dw_lf3JMg

It's so funny when people try to sneak Khabib into the GOAT conversation. Do you have eyes? Have you seen that idiot plod around the cage like he was wearing 50 pound ankle weights?

>>149588713
doesnt matter. he dominated every person put in front of him. that makes him p4p goat conversation

>>149588713
I don't think people mean GOAT like Bones, certainly Abdulmanap never considered the kvass sipping business tycoon to be GOAT, but goat like a furry animal

>>149588680
>>149588699
just rewatched the whole fight, didn't throw a single kick on the feet, not even as much as a feint

>>149588723
you got filtered by stats. You can't leave out the eye test.

>>149588723
So crush tomato cans = GOAT? Usman for example has a better record because he fought some actual top guys.

>>149588729
will you ever give up the larp b

How did Shane Carwin get CTE? His career was short.

>>149588730
i guess you don't need to when you can put a guy tree toimes your size out cold with one punch

>>149588748
Abdulmanap very clearly said (in front of kvassbib's face) that Jones is the GOAT I'm not larping just quoting fazza himself I'm afraid

I like much more ze alcohol and drug and woman jon jones than my disappoint son khabib he lidl bit stupid boy wallah

>>149588713
>beats semi prime gooby
>beats prime dustbin
>beats prime gaycheese
not a mma GOAT but in conversation for LW GOAT at least

>>149588785
dagestanis doesnt say wallah you dumb amirkhani, thats an arab thing

ilia 50-42'ing prime emmett > all of khabib and islam's wins combined

wallah brazza get in the tub

had nothing but cheesy pasta and milk today

>>149588816
It's all hebrew to me b

>>149588830
grouping brazzas with jews is antisemitic, im calling ari

>>149588840
You make me blush with the flattery b no homo

in retrospect he didn't look scared I just have autism and cant read emotion properly

>>149588849
ari picked up the phone, you're Finnished, amirkhani

>>149588858
He absolutely looks scared

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>149588904
woah there della madalenna, now we've talked about this you cant just say that funny word

it makes a lot of sense for a supremely arrogant fighter to be horrified at the thought of fighting someone in 6 months

>>149587469
>burns (ww, robbery)
>usman (40 years old ww, also robbery)
>whitakker (washed, has already been crushed like 10 times)
sure he does lmao

Nigger

>>149588983
You calling Ilia a liar?

>>149588959
Care to extrapolate?

Dis doo transcribed

>>149588990
it's the evilchad era, kid

Whatever happened to Dricus

>>149589042
ducking julius malema

>>149588990
well i aint calling him a truther

>>149588990
Ilia is an anagram for liar

>>149589107
How about I anagram my knuckles into your forehead

ikram just pulled out of 318. heemed his foot

i lia... (i'm a liar)

>>149589126
Thank you for informing me

Chael the type of african american to call Ilia Elijah

Yayear Yare Yarere Yairi

dis nigga eat soup

mm soob..

guess the fighter: I'm gay, gaped, got my bussy heemed many times by black fighters, I'm a chud pussy ass bitch and I built all of my popularity on MAGA retards loving me for riding Donald Trump's dick

>>149589194
Monitor
>>149589181
You can't even really eat that shit it's glorified sipping

St Peter to Bryce at the gates:
>We dont accept no tapping bitches in heah getcho ass outta he craka

opturo topturo

guess the fighter: I'm from finland and had a great career in the UFC

>>149589215
Well?

>>149589215
Makwan Amirkhani or the dude that Ottman Azaitar nearly killed

Swedish dudes be like, i'm gonna eat a herring instead of fighting in the UFC because we have no heart, no chin and our skin splits in half the moment anything grazes us

Cameron Saaiman clone just dropped

>>149589243
>fatty ma

bongs be like its july forth, better go to work.
kek

yall ever meet any fighters? i met glover teixeira while i was working at home depot. hes a really cool dude

>>149589271
I met Glover Teixeira at a Lowes and he cut my arm off with a miter saw

>>149589271
Only the wmma ones

>>149589279
the one in danbury Connecticut? btw im not making this up kek i sold him a drill

>>149589239
did you not see Gustafsson end Khaos Williams career? the swedes have got the message.

found the pic. had to dig through my photos app on my phone cuz it was from a few years ago. but yeah it was cool.

>>149589314
Khaos Williams literally got buck broken by Bonfim and exposed.. Swedecucks beat some random black dude and think their first fighter in 15 years is some world beater when they just beat a literal bum

>>149589343
kek nice

shut the fuck up Rashad

>>149589361
eh. should have used the eraser tool instead of just blacking it out. no matter tho. but yeah he was a very pleasant dude and invited me to train with him

>>149589335
Kek this nigga met glover

glover fucked up rashad

Spammy has been posting my dox and range banning me every time I post lately. Poor guy must really be having a bad time lately.

Cheers muhammad ali, khabib, islam, turky alasheikh

>>149589367
i was surprised i was the only one who recognized him. i told one of my coworkers “bruh that’s fucking glover teixeira” and he just said “who??”. glover walked around pretty unassumingly. no celebrity shit whatsoever. and he was happy when i told him how big a fan I was

>>149589348
bonfim got exposed by Nordic excellence sadly I fear the same thing would happen when he sees the swedish reaper walking him down.

But what was he buying from home depot thats what we wanna know

>>149589421
Bomfim just got tired, he was beating the piss out of Dalby

Durable Dalby was too much, too soon.

Gabriel Bonfim has entered the United States and is training in Nashville for his upcoming bout against Wonderboy Thompson

Bonfim was winning until he got knocked out man

Dalby had nothing for Bonfim


...until round 2 when he finished him

I bet Glover was buying lots of rope

>>149589435
>>149589440
Thanks for showing us that you have no understanding over combat other than the Wikipedia Red or Green at the end

>>149589446
I was just joking around man you didnt have to get personal and insult me like that.

Just how good is Alex Topuria?

NOOOO STOP LOOKING AT MY WIKIPEDIA YOU'LL SEE I LOST TO DOO DOO DALBY

>>149589464
Yeah but you were winning until round 2 when you got knocked out. And thats good enough for people who have understanding of combat other than the Wikipedia Red kr Green at the end.

>>149589423
a drill. i was told to shill>>149589421
the brand milwaukee, but he went with the dewalt. its all the same shit lol except ryobi is trash

>>149589461
next fw champ

Nordic Excellence got you jävels trippin'

>>149589482
quoted you by accident my b

>>149589444
he didnt buy any rope. he just asked me for the dewalt drill. also he got some sandpaper and a few wrenches

>>149589502
I bet he got that drill to lobotomize Chuck further

>>149589487
Nordic excellence personified

>>149589503
lmfao i didnt inquire about his uses. i was just ecstatic to met him

>>149589510
Why?

>>149589514
because im a fan. why wouldnt i be happy to run into him?

>>149589518
I guess dude, hes just a person

If I met Glover that would be the only time Ive ever met a person named Glover

i met islam makhachev on grindr

>>149589534
I went on Grindr and several dudes wanted to suck my dick

>>149589528
yeah. thats one of the things i enjoyed about the encounter. he didnt talk down or act holier than thou. he was just a guy. i wasnt star struck or anything like a bitch meeting justin beiber or something kek but id be lying if I said that meeting one of my favorite fighters wasnt a cool experience

>>149589538
what the hell really?

>>149589540
Hey you dont have to explain yourself to me buddy, I was just thinking there was nobody on earth I would run up to and ask for a picture with.

>>149589538
Many such cases.

>>149589553
fair enough man.

I bet Volk is glad Elijah left the division

>>149589553
what if you just walked up to them?

Keep an eye out for a kid named Ilia Topuria.

I think I am cute I know I am sexy

Who’s heeming who at the heem house?

>>149589572
What for?

conor mcgregor

>>149589588
a firm handshake.

>>149589587
Spammy heems himself, I lament

ahhh heem house what a novel concept, too bad we didn't take it further.

>>149589586
you lost to undertaker at wrestlemania twice

>>149589594
Doesn't seem like either of us would gain anything from that experience.

The heem house should be located in Bolivia

Somebody should start a heem Minecraft server

/heemcraft/

>>149589606
He was a cutbaby

>>149589608
The heem house is in Washington HeemC brazza lilbit not disrespect prezziden tramp you know we ganna do a good show in heem house lawn show world a lilbet bamhole inspection

>>149589614
takes never cut cut. stone cold and john cena did tho

>>149589620
haram

>>149588267
Yes but not really outrageous, is like a mix of canary islands accent with a peninsular vocabulary as he doesn't pronounce the θ for C.

fat canor vs hapler might actually happen now, goobs will want to get the first ever white house heem. cant wait to see him flatlined on the lawn after an acesplosion

>>149588673
Depressing

You can tell this bong is wasted af because he thinks gooby is gonna fight Michael Chandler.

>>149588684
>thanks fazza

I said heem to leon edwards about 4
6 months before he fought Belal

PVZ makes my meng retract like a turtle inside its shell. She gives me a turtle meng.

Evan Tanner coming out of retirement soon

>>149588673
This would not happen in Islam brazza ill just say that much.

>>149589620
>>149589653
opposite for me

Muslims might be backwards inbred retards but god dammit theyre right about women and queers.

>>149588673
brooooooootal

>>149587738
Fucking boomers why can’t we zoomers just play video games?! Now our boy here is going to knockout your favourite millennials one ko at a time

Laura Sanko said on submission radio that choosing Jon Jones as the best fighter of all time is "I have a husband and I love him BUT its like asking a woman her favorite lover because it was the guy who cheated and left you while you were drunk so you dont wanna give it to him but he was" then I had to turn off the show after that because she made me start to feel physicslly ill.

just ate cold pizza

speaking of sanko, shaubcat should move up to mw, ww is too much competition right now

>>149589704
Maybe I need a towel wife, mengs. Can brazzaettes marry non brazzas or do i have to convert to brazzlam?

>>149589714
He cant because hes busy squatting on his spot waiting for a title shot.

>>149589704
i thought i was the only one watching post fight sanko analysis content

>>149589714
Shavkat is in a wheelchair now

>>149589704
Why is Sanko airing out OUR dirty laundry?

>>149589704
Jon Jones obviously can't be GOAT since he's a cheater

Ian Gary retired Shavkat then fraud checked the Fighting Nerds.

>>149589753
Based Irry(Ian Garry)

Schaubkat took Cuck’s 0
His wife’s personal trainer took his other 0 (i’m referring to his anus which is in the shape of a ring. as in Garry got fucked in the ass by his wife’s bull, because he’s a cuck)

How do you think you would beat illi-illya apturro topturro?

>>149589817
Is that question there for me to answer? That one there?!

>>149589560
>>149589546
yeah. met up with one terrible handy

>>149589829
We dont like fags here we only heem wominge and mtfing

>>149589817
Dip my wrapped hands in cement before the fight and goad him into giving me one free punch on him adn them heem him.

Is reddit down?

>>149589854
Not the only thing thats down soifrica *breems you*

Tell me 1 good gsp win

>>149589863
Aliens

Chikadze absolutely shat on Rafael Cordeiro same guy that scammed Tyson

>>149589817
i have already developed a gameplan against him
all i need to do is execute it and i would win 10/10 unless he flukes a heem

>>149589817
lift him into the air and Homer Simpson choke him

>>149589817
me? uhh jab and circle around the cage

>>149589866
>>149589890
>>149589893
QUEEN OF THE STREETS

THE UFC IS OFFICIALLY FUCKED

Unironically zalal did good against tapturo they should give him a title shot against the slopmaker based on the fact he didnt get brutally heemed by apturo.
Nordic consensus btw

>>149589508
Last time i had sex was 2009.

>>149589704
I do what I can for the dames

>>149589380
>trucks

That not trunks. That the black dude Lyoto machida heemed.

>>149589487
Bra post

>>149589957
you want an award?

>>149588684
There is no way that the girl from the fedor fight.

Who is most deserving of the “Nitro” nickname?

>>149589817
grab em by the scruff o his chest and slap the lil nose of ilia

Havent heemposted in a while is lobster pasta posting still on the go

>>149589996
Pasta posting has degraded I'm afraid

>>149589975
>>149589983
>>149589988
HAPPENING

TOPURIA STREET FIGHT IN SPAIN

https://x.com/ImpactMediaFR/status/1940685038313738454?t=Zv6fg4boe8-iFTYBZ5uTzg&s=19

top 10 british foods ranked

Gane

>>149590012
bread
potato
cheese
bread
some sorta meat
fish fries
bread

>>149590005
Is that his son?

>>149590050
That's a bowl of pasta

Gane sat out waiting for a ti’o sho’ for so long that hes now 35 wtf

Seemed just yday he was the young buck on the block

>>149589975
JASON LUV FUCKED ADAM22 WIFE AGAIN

>>149589975
He wants a title shot

Does frenchie not post anywhere else why does he always dump his shit here

>>149590012
Chippy tea numba 1

>>149590108
I am sure he is a hyper active schizophrenic that is on tons of meds and posts on 20 boards and 10 discord groups at the same time

Oh how delightful a WEBM of a man jumping out of a window and what's that? he might be crippled or dead? Wow!

>>149590108
>>149590120
They took this from us.

>>149590117
4 eggs bodies chippy tea I'm afraid

what are you even afraid of?

>>149589862
*slips and feints a jab*
you're reaction??

>>149590064
reminder he did all that to distract from the news coming out of him raping a little girl

>>149590169
I'm afraid of fear,fearless I'm afraid not

>>149590169
getting 127 hours'd

>>149590178
No the video is from that month.
It's over for him.

His wife will soon leave him.

>>149590195
>>149590169
>>149590171
UFO IN THE HOOD

OF DERRICK LEWIS !!!

https://youtu.be/29oATRWCT3E

>>149590233
>georgia is caucasus

Wtf

Ilia is a brazza?

>>149590233
>lesser caucasus
>all the belts
Curious

>>149590242
ive been sayin that for years, ilia is a mutt brazza doe

Have fun at work today

I don't "work"

>>149590169
Of becoming the bodied freak

>>149590281
Don't sign your post

>>149590244
>>149590256
>>149590262
OFFICERS DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!!!

https://youtu.be/s4p0CRl0CgI

>>149590297
Bodied that freak

I dont understand the psychology of a spammer

>>149590310
Fix your shithole.

>>149590262
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>149590269
There are no free rides here

I will not follow them

I don't work

>"Joshua van bran vs Royval book that every fucking pay per view"
Schaubdaddy

>>149590359
holy hippo

>>149590533
I want her to do this to me but its not true

Helwanis will shit blood when they'll hear this
https://youtu.be/2hI5Eg6Ias4?si=-7d8zdNQS-h9a0al

You're alright mustafa

ufc white house main card:
magomed ankalaev vs alex pereira
leron murphy vs youself zalal
casey oneil vs wang kong
justin tafa vs mohammed usman
bo nickal vs cody brundage 2

thoughts?

Who's this blond chink replying to

Manlet superiority

Someone post the DDP takedown on Izzy I need to heem myself with laughter

The lightweight/featherweight divisions are more mess then gaza lol.
Volk is a boring dec merchent.

>>149590667
heem yourself with laughter or heem your meng with your hands?

>>149590697
nigga shut your bitch ass up your only ufc fighter is a circassian muslim

Blk boy beatdown gooner exposed

Imagine how fast Merab can heem his meng

>>149590721
Belal is not palestinian.
He is a lost boy from chicago.
Funny that people wear flag of a place that only contains ruins & tunnels lol.
And yes, volk is shit, he is boring and its a fact.

>>149590598
israel overlords won’t like the possibility of a muslim winning the main event.

>>149590766
Gtfoh helwani

>>149590863
Trump just wants a UFC event at the White House so he can claim heems there and at the Capitol

>>149590940
Can you please stop impersonating me bro?

>>149590951
We don't change gimmick mid season here

>>149590721
You're talking to Jonah Bagelstein from Brooklyn Bagel Boutique.

>>149590934
I smashed gretha on that boat, it was a quick tko, roundhouse kick to the temple, she did not make it to the championchimp rounds.
I tell u this my friend cause you are my friend, don't be a white man who defendes islam, unless your boat will be raided too u know?

the hell is this adesanyanite yapping about

We president nao!

I thought smiff retired

>>149591596
Always the giant dogs

>>149590310
cowboy's first finish since 2019

>>149591596
may Allah smite this hoe

>>149587333
the arrow is not for avatar but for ilia to put his balls on his forehead

>>149591596
I am working on the platform called OnlyDogs on this platform women will be fucking their dogs. MaCkenzie Dern will be the face of my company.

>>149591056
>if u don't suck my mutilated shrimp you love belal
Wrong address helwani hh and your bullshit only works on pensioners anymore sad to say

>>149591836
Thats ok, u do like belal.
I know it.
After his JDM fight u told yourself "wow this guy can scrap!"

>>149591939
You'll stop being arrogant when we cut the welfare and we both know it and just so we're clear i am descended from your people's permaheemers you are genetically and historically my bitch

>>149591969
Your grndpa molested you while talking about jew welfares or somthing? lol.
everytime i come to the thread u talk like shit, and it's ok if you are shit but i belive u are not.

At least be real, you like muslims.

>>149592086
what game

>>149592086
My and Finland's CV speaks for themself, unlike yours you workshy parasites and scourge of the White man

>>149592097
Riddick
>>149592102
I guess all your personal problems are related to jews....nothing to do with thous sessions with nazi granpa in the volvo. Hot summer car in a hot summer day.

>>149592242
Unironically yes almost 100%

>>149592086
>flush toilet

>>149590704
Heem my meng with my hands first, then heem laughter in the mirror afterwards

What is this CRAP on ONE I signed up for MUAY THAI and MMA Not BUTTSCOOTS

>>149591596
Fuck the commission the heckin pupper!!!

we are so freakin back

you feminine pussy of a ting

>>149592798
>4am

>>149591072
Just have to stick to our guns and they drop the "we whites" act and quickly turn to "you love muslims" and finally "you were raped" every single time with these "people"

>>149592968
Nobody understands your clozapig latin, sad piggy.

>>149592911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok&list=RD_OLUSELxFok&start_radio=1&ab_channel=GwenStefaniVEVO

I WILL NOT

>>149592999
It's funny how you and the helwani use the same insults and mode of thinking

>>149592798
Nate trilogy on the white house lawn

McGregor's only tweeting this shit because Ms Hands is back in the news

>>149593203
What for now

>>149593046
Its funny how you blame Jewdaddies for being a bald sad piggy that pigs out on dementia dookie dingleberries.

>>149593269
He has the same hangup that McMahon has about not quitting while ahead
>>149593256
Cool story helwani clone

>>149593329
What Jewdaddy made you such a hangry sad piggy?

seksan seksoff

Oh vey is getting HEEMED HARD

Megan Olivi and Laura Sanko interview directed by Tarantino at a podiatrists

>Jew representing the USA
Of course

clinch battle

would they really waste a mcgregor gate on a gimmick event? you know how much daniel white loves money and wealth

>>149593617
>please daner ill do it for free lad
>i love it!!

>>149593633
Canor thinks Don will make him King of Ireland

>>149593269
>couple comes to you claiming to be witnesses
>you approach the court with said evidence
>witnesses then recant
Gooby did nothing wrong. Same for the sex, that sow should be thankful.

Godofredo Pepey bros..

>>149591596
>cuts off her big, natural tits
>ups her cycle
>gets small implants
>only then posts nudes

>Goodcel vs Goodcel trilogy for le hecking BMF belt
Yeah fuck this shit and fuck you Dana you Jewish little bitch

>>149593745
>>cuts off her big, natural tits
they deflated after pregnancy you goofter

anon is fighting

Map Hollowgay pedofile faggot bitch wants to molest ilia’s son.

>>149593795
Chatri just said those very words

Max holloway is a rapist and a pedophile send him to a death camp freak motherfucker cannot be cured

>>149593774
You are literally retarded.

Dana is covering up max holloway raping children

>>149593671
>>149593807
Jewdaddies made ya steatorrheaussy ya DDP.

Kill max holloway for what he did to them
Faggot faggot faggot faggot fucking pedophile fucking die you bitch

Conor/Colby on White House grounds

>>149587328
Pretty fucked up for whoever does the official rankings to suddenly put Max above Dustin. Can't let the guy walk out last for his retirement fight? He should be above Max anyway, given their history.

I hate opening up /heem/ in the morning expecting to discuss something interesting, and you dorks are talking about some dimeless card in Asia.

give hugo a full training camp and he heems max inside 2 rounds

HEEM

We won

HEEEM ANON

GIVE ANON THE 350 THOUSAND BAHT

We did it, Anon.

>>149593927
I have a bad feeling this will go the Julio Cesar Chavez route.

>>149593911
gonna cry?

i got a new phone to sext alexa grasso with

>>149594090
Filtro 100%

>>149593774
>>149593815
He's right. Same shit happened to my wife.
Search Gabbie carter.

>>149594090
She'd be a dime if she had big tits and was japanese

rip fazza

>>149594175
I'm actually married and my wife's breasts only got larger with each pregnancy. Dern changed her steroid cycle which got her leaner and she then got small implants. Those are The Facts©

Mackenzie Dern vs Aspen Ladd

Most people don't know the strategy of ground and pound was first theorized by Mark Coleman.

>>149594210
You know the rules

>>149594210
Facts. The inquisitive nigga is correct.

Uh-oh, this thinning hairline is a sign of pending heem.

Vince McMahon poohed on a woman's head

>>149594279
That's actually an image of the Lady of Guadalupe

>>149594313
Hasn't Daner's friend acquitted him yet

>>149593927
Mini-Max will heem

>>149594245
Gary Goodridge actually

Are they going to charge for tickets at the white house or some do lottery?

>>149594520
Jon's too busy linking hung habibis

>>149594313
And the piece of shit Ari Emanuel knew this and kept him in charge.

Dana White beat his wife on camera and still has a job. Imagine any other sports commissioner doing that. Chud sport. Gross.

Strapping Hasbullah to fireworks

Ben Akren has another run in him

noo you cant just slap your woife after taking her to a strip club for new years ever on holiday and leaving the kids in the hotel!!

>>149594597
TKO is literally a weaponised psyop. Modern day MK Ultra to get young men on board with thiel activities. Look in to it

new

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>>149594620
Ari will switch up when his brother runs for president

>>149594620
Yes this is true. Peter Thiel is an unidentified demon and if you've ever purchased a UFC PPV you have effectively sold your soul to him

>>149594620
Palantir literally saves the US government money and takes out terrorists

>>149594455
He didn't ground em and pound em like Coleman did. Common misconception.

>>149594279
that's the crown. the hairline is strong.