Thread 149590581

pies v blues
iggs v gws

first

Lads, Brody just posted

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

HEAVE HO UNNAS

Lads, Brody just posted

stream

https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/carlton-blues-collingwood-magpies-jul-4?id=carlton-blues-collingwood-magpies-jul-4&stream=2

lol

Nick Daicos is the defining character of a generation.

josh daicos is more likeable and a better player than nick but gets none of the attention

>>149590616
Older brother syndrome

fuckin wajallas

real footy on in 5

>>149590616
it's not a popularity contests, sis

>>149590581 (OP)
My favorite teams are the suns and the crows because I like their kit are those good ones

thats really interesting tell us more

carlton reaching essendon levels of grimness

>>149590636
apparently it is when the useless twink gets more money from the advertisement players fund

finnna use these for voodoo

>Orahzeeo fantayshia
wheres bt when you need him to do that stupid accent he does all the time

a slow comfortable win is literally the most boring outcome
game needed to either be close or a MASSIVE spanking

>>149590664
nice buttplugs

>>149590658
that's a bloody outrage that is
>>149590664
their not sex dolls

what's all the abo shit, fucking hell not again

These may be the two most boring teams in the league. No explosive moments just Carlton bobbing about and Magpies being carried by a handful of players with no creativity

mystery meat brown guy in the new toyota legendary moments ad is just too emblematic of where society is at

This is the iggs thread

>>149590669
this but the iggs gas game

switch now lads

a giant test for the eagles here

>>149590684
Stop trying to sound knowledgeable you disgusting retard

>>149590610
cheers

>>149590683
NAIDOC Week, chud

KEK
Reid is a fucking shithouse

>>149590636
>how dare you compare players
utterly worthless and idiotic post, commit suicide immediately piesperg

The toyota legends ads have a brown and a black guy doing it now

>>149590664
a bloke at work has a joel selwood one of these
best not give him any ideas

why dont they make abo round coincide with naidoc week?

>>149590718
because they try to stretch the abo pandering as long as they can

>>149590700
Daicos Dickos yadayada

missed the first half of the second quarter shooting down to bws and i feel like i've missed nothing

>>149590696
yep watching osaka-san now cheers

>brown player
>named brown

>>149590710
I'll give ya 5 bucks for tdk

naidocs is an anagram for n. daicos

harley reads the ball very well

Why are West Coast wearing Gold Coast clash jumpers?

saints will beat hawthorn tomorrow

kettle on.

the perth commentator just called the gws ngubu "aliir"

>>149590774
probably because that's his name

>>149590774
no he said he had 'a leer' inside

If I were a footy player I would constantly slap my teammates on the arse

Is Moore a bit dirty or just an elite defender?

>Norf on Thursday night
>Iggs and Blues in separate games on Friday
>St Kilda on Saturday night
Holy shit which retard signed off on this travesty?

>>149590780
that's one theory

sick of west coat letting me down

2 sandgropers here, can't wait for there bantz

>>149590785
most who engage in anal usually are dirty

>>149590784
remember when the richmond players got in trouble for fingering chol's ass and caro tried to say it was racism

>>149590794
so depressing a game like this you think they might actually be able to at least make it competitive nope they're getting smashed

i reckon laura kane likes it up the bum

iggs crowd looking grim

fuck i hate my piece of shit iggs so much, bunch of fucking retarded retards

might flog a prozzei after this game, will give her more of a showing than the iggz

>>149590810
Nah, Bull dyke if I've ever seen one.

>>149590814
13 degrees and 2 shit team on a Friday night WGAF, would rather sink piss at the casino and watch it now and then on the sports bar screen

I wonder if Carlton will show more fight than West Coast did last week.

very cringe attempt to throw the head back there

Do you think Perth will get behind their new nrl team?

>>149590803
Literally why would you think that. This is the worst team in years

if eleni told me to play on i would tell her to shut up lol

>3 iggs defenders turned around gave up because they thought he marked it
KEK

whats wrong with casinos

>>149590810
she's a lezzo

I had duck and rice for dinz

>>149590832
definitely, the grog swiggers and contrarian zoomers would love [new current thing]

who wanking they dick off

>>149590845
Gambling is against gods will

>>149590848
one on the right is definitely the top, I can see it in her eyes

Funner to watch than the collingwood slog ngl

my iggs mad brother is in the cheer squad and he's seething lmao

I am completely sick of gayfl

They should get rid of tackles nd running then it would be like a netball game with feet

wish the crowd would boo them

Does jake stringer know that tattoos are haram?

>>149590856
so is posting on 4chan retard

>>149590861
Not one Collingwood USA has an AFL team. YWNBAW

>>149590848
>bull dyke is shit at her job and causes huge drama within a year
imagine my shark

harley just got destroyed kek

Good to see Gatorade sponsoring a footy team

Has there ever been a Chinese AFL player?

toby greene is the definition of manlet rage

BASED Toby

we should start making afl related threads on the catalog, sp will be so confused kek.

>>149590890
What are you talking about?
Don't you know you can pick and choose what religion you follow like a fashion accessory.

harley seems like a wanker but he’s fucking yaz durrsma so that’s pretty based

>>149590744
not a poos fan, piesperg
just commenting the truth, joshy d. is a better player

>>149590903
One time I unironically saw some asian father kick a footy with his son while speaking Chinese to each other

>>149590903
freo's banfield is half chink

>>149590848
imagine worshiping these milf goddesses feet while they eat cheese and drink wine

>>149590903
lin jong
elliot yeo

>>149590903
Lin Jong mate

>>149590910
>eternal laugh at north thread
I could get behind it

>>149590903
Half breeds, yes. Not full blown fried rice.

>>149590903
Mitchito Owens

my iggs are rubbish
going back to the other room to listen to records and drink red wine

>>149590913
and you're still a virgin at the age of 30 and probably barracks for essendon or some othr shit team

>>149590884
what the hell is this

>>149590913
>yaz durrsma
beautiful feet

>>149590937
/nrl/ fanfic

>>149590903
Asian people are bad at sports unless it’s baseball

There’s like one Asian guy in the entire nfl if that here too. Too fragile

if eleni told me to clear out i would tell her to piss off lol

Lin Jong was pure sovl and he could play
Shame his gook body couldn’t hold up to AFL footy

>>149590915
i'm better than everyone too guru. i just don't have the ball. or play afl.

imagine if toby greene played on toby pink

>>149590954
is he NK or SK?

There's an Indian player set to be drafted this year.

Boomers drink red wine then get red in the face and aggro, or maybe thats just my old man

/sp/ needs a voss v hird v buckley thread

>>149590924
kek
i knew a white family also called yeo, wonder how that came about

>>149590965
Can’t wait for the rape charges

>>149590937
an addendum to a passage of my play/novel satirising the people whom surround me

>>149590954
true
>>149590962
no clue but peter bell is korean but adopted iirc

Alcohol is only poison if you're a pathetic prick that cant handle it

alcohol destroys families and lives

>>149590884

Post the rest

i hate people who judge what is good and what is bad only on what the general popular consensus of society believes it to be, this is Australia in a nutshell.

>>149591004
>>149590976

>>149590976
god awful

is that ryan shelton in the toyota ad?

>>149591006
i remember some of the looks i got for not wearing a mask kek

>>149590976
tldnr and we don't satirise here let alone blog bog.

HARRY or Ben McKay spotted
Is the second one called Ben?

going to shove a buttplug up my arse tonight to see if i like it

>>149591028
/r/ThatHappened

>>149591018
yeah

>nic has a contested mark
just punched my window in fury and im bleeding heavily
how can i sue that piece of shit daicos for the trauma he has caused me?

>>149591034
same

Dad got so drunk and aggro and wanted to fight everyone so i knocked him out one time

>>149590976

his isn’t a play—it’s a bus route timetable with pretensions. The “dramatic action” consists entirely of people getting on and off public transport while three walking clichés discuss rugby league and marital complaints with all the linguistic sophistication of a drunk parrot. Your protagonist is so passive they make a sleeping passenger look dynamic by comparison.

The dialogue reads like someone eavesdropped on a conversation at a pub urinal and decided it was Shakespeare. These “blokes” speak in such cartoonish Australian stereotypes that I half-expected one to wrestle a crocodile while chugging a tinny. Every line is interchangeable verbal furniture—“fucken this, fucken that”—with no distinct character voices whatsoever.

And what, pray tell, is the dramatic tension here? Will the baby stop crying? Will Sharon actually murder Phil? Will the bus arrive on time? The suspense is killing me—quite literally, I can feel my will to live ebbing away.

You’ve managed to take the mundane reality of public transport and make it even more tedious by adding a narrator with the observational skills of a sedated security camera. This isn’t drama—it’s an anthropological study in banality masquerading as theatre.

If this is your idea of capturing authentic Australian working-class voices, you’ve succeeded only in creating a patronizing caricature that would make even the most forgiving audience member reach for the exit.

Bruzzy missed a shot and a bookie fell down the stairs.

>>149591028
same

>two blowouts
>crickets a blowout
guess i’ll watch a move or something

One time a random person asked me why I didn't check in on the app.

>>149589116
wonder which one has done the most poos in the office dunny

>>149591034
>>149590664
samefag

>>149591051
i enjoyed reading this post

real talk no work gets done in an office past about 2pm at the latest. all actually productive work happens in the morning the rest is dicking around

>>149591051
better than his story

the first time I wanked was to a youtube video of a woman farting

Wtf is curnow doing there

so glad i don't work, too earthly and material for me

>>149591048
I'll bet it was a cheap shot. I'll be ready next time you little shit.

>>149591102

Not exactly a high bar to exceed.

>>149591051
I'd tell you "that's the point", but honestly I'm afraid of you biting back again and my skin is liable to being pierced.

please tell me you wrote this bespoke...

two shit games

mcgovern go play soccer, you will fit in with all the diving wogs.

so micksperg moved from sydney to the central coast?

fucking nuts some people spend 2+ hours on a train 5 days per week. wagies don't have souls

iggs have won 1 game this year, the game after a former player died

if they're called "liverpool" how come their fans and players keep dying?

Billy Elliott!

carlton are bad at football

>>149591154
livergay fans finna milk his death i can just see it

voss status?

why is Derm such a fucking pussy now

>>149591154
fatty buildup pooling in their liver

>>149591161
He's on fire !!

>>149591132

Alas I am not a jaded gay theatre critic in my mid 50s, I used Claude.

iggs are gonna lose by 100

>>149591154
they get put down easy like

Now we play the "will motlop do anything" game

carlton kicked a goal

>>149591168
it's weird he swaps between "ohhh yeah i love seeing boys fight" and "hrrmmm no don't do that it's bad"

ha we're still in it FAGPIES

>>149591202
probably the voice yelling at him and he just goes with it after the CTE

why do non whites celebrate so hard after kicking a goal when their team is getting destroyed

>>149591206
oh no no no

yep, sad to say it but reid just looks unhappy at west coast

ffs, Pies need more depth. This is embarrassing.

Did any of you read about that guy in Perth that got murdered in by a 19 year old psycho?
Poor bastard, that was seriously fucked up.

Embarrassing.

GO PIES

wtf was t hat tom mitchell lol
i thought he died

100mers?

we're the blues, the carlton blues and we're here to show you why

>>149591227
it's not gonna get any better, where's he gonna go over East, Essendon? They are a fucking rabble in their own right. At least he'll be away from the WA media I guess they are fucking putrid and in that respect I feel bad for the guy, made him out like he was going to be the second coming of Judd and Cousins combined.

>>149591183
I figured as much... I would've called you out more aggressively, but I feel fleeted AI accusations are almost as detrimental as actual AI posts when it comes to current-day internet discourse so I try to hold off on it.
Please know that I am currently performing the hand gesture wherein I wipe one index finger -- pointed outward -- with the other and am shaking my head whilst going "tssk tssk tssk".

no exciting matchups this round. again.

kek you can hear the iggs crowd groan every time they kick inside 50

jesse motlop's stepmum

> the hand gesture wherein I wipe one index finger -- pointed outward -- with the other

what

gayfl is just crap, im sick of it

>>149591250
i was joking desu but yeah i agree the wa media are vile

>>149591254
please know that everyone in this thread read this post and thought "kill yourself faggot"

tdk smashing that little queer Moore

dee salmin's sopping wet vagina enveloping darcy moore's erect penis

Feels like a big presence missing with RC gone.

>>149591263
yeah?

>>149591285
it was mickhead with a trip you dumb spastic

>>149591274
FUCKING THIS

thinking about killing myself because i'm a weakgutted dog

vossy's last game?

>>149591284
cute feet

>>149591285
he definitely cast a big shadow in this general

They doing callers again after this?
https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_1/chunklist.m3u8

So how will you guys be celebrating the Collingwood 2025 flag?

Can you forfeit a game of footy??

Carlton's next coach

wiiams

anyone like watching planes
https://youtu.be/Ky7ERuIw5kk

>>149591264
you've never seen it before? how old are you?

voss has lost the players

we might get our first DRUBBING of the season

>>149591308
yeah, probably scripted for the Fagpies lore that they were "so good" they forced coach to get the arse. Or they'll give him until the end of the year knowing Carlton are going fucking nowhere

>>149591322
36

>>149591283
bought time someone took darcy 'sniper' moore out

>>149591321
i was in last night's wideo

Schizo general.

Carlton should merge with GWS.

>>149591313
they nearly lost to west coast dickhead, they aren't winning the flag just because they put the hurt on a terrible team

>>149591339
flying?

kek i checked the half time score of carlton pies and now and it's night and day
they really do collapse after half time
>>149591324
can't believe there hasn't been one yet

i would avoid ordering a kebab for the next few days

Collingwood probably will win the flag

I'm just so glad all the time.

>>149591345
Carlton would love to ride the coattails of a more successful AFL club

pies status: hot

>>149591357
who got murdered?

>>149591336
he'll never recover, he'll be taking the jjj strap on from arsehole to breakfast for the foreseeable future.

Too many Prictorian clubs. Carlton needs to go.

Lads, Charlie just posted

dogshit night of footy

>>149591349
just a passenger cuck

CHARLIE, THAT REALLY HURT :(

Lads, Charlie just posted

listening to radiohead

>>149591346
>nearly
kek

if the AFL had any integrity they'd confiscate the flag and do that hand gesture wherein they waggle their index finger like a metronome and tell the entire league "no no no -- only good boys get flags" and only let them play for it next season

reids kind of shit hey

my mates are all retards it's far too easy

harley reid is a conceited little faggot, hated by his teammates
pure poison! do not let him in!

>>149591283
what happened

This is the data we exhaust on the internet.
Thoughts?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Lads%2C%20%2A%20just%20posted/

>>149591397
what teams do they support

noob here - is it a kekwalk or a cackwalk? ESL, about to deliver your dinner so don't lie to me.

>>149591415
based

>>149591415
>making 4chan and archives pay for storage while contributing nothing
based

>>149591420
two dees and one blues

>>149591415
speaks volumes really

Howe many games has Harry mckay plaid this year?

>>149591415
still better than left wing political discussion

fuck that is bullshit, lie on the ground pathetically and throw the head back
christ

>>149591415
this is out of context
you dont know the post before these

I'm just so sad all the time

that was a very gay free for a very gay player

>>149591445
>>149591449
samefag

>>149591415
>spewing retarded shit to curb the learning capacity of AI
based IMO

>>149591439
Dead men don't wear plaid.

Eat shit Cobbo. Karapani just put his name on the 2 jersey. Solid back line when Origin is over & Arthars is recovered.

>>149591435
>the two teams where collingwood most live rent free in their heads
makes sense

>>149591445
how did it get this bad? i want to go back

>149591460
not sure what you're talking about champ

>>149591443
disgusting

>>149591457
>2050
>In an emergency
>Call 000
>"HELP MY SISTER'S PARTNER'S DAUGHTER CLIMBED UP THE POST AND CAN'T GET DOWN"
>000: Lads, stacy just posted *hangs up*

>>149591485
same

>>149590965
Daniel Kerr is half jeet

>>149591443
trvkepill: "the people" don't actually know what they want

>>149591485
trying too hard mate

>>149591443
Don't tell me that nigger wouldn't sacrifice a left nut for a stadium that would host a wogball game. That bitch be chucked out the window real quick.

>>149591489
Wayne Kerr is coming

>>149591482
look how smug she is for rooting a black fella

Im very intelligent vm28nt

I've heard a whisper that RC will be released from custody in 2 weeks and be back posting so everyone can calm down and stop stressing

ok but don't call me vm28nt

micgaek vitt walking off the mcg for the last time, sad

What's he thinking?

rc will be turned into custard in 2 weeks

>>149591512
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

is rc that pedo childcare worker

>>149591443

At least the greens are honest enough to use real people ie the sort of stuck up, opinionated fat leftie hag no self respecting white boi would want to fuck

>>149591537
>snapper abboud
based fishing spot analysis

>>149591537
time for a gyros with extra tzaziki

>>149591561
Kek based

We all knew it was coming. When the going gets tough, Carlton call it quits and give up; just like Robert Walls did.

one of my mates from high school died getting swept off the rocks while rock fishing a few years ago

First team to 100 usually wins.

>>149591556
nah that's richo

remember when north beat carlton 2 weeks ago

back from my holiday just in time to watch my iggs lose

>>149591610
we need to ban fishing

first team to get a 70 point lead usually wins

we need to ban rocks

what is it with australia and knee jerk reactions banning everything

>>149591610
we need to ban access to rocks

fishing is peak NPC

>>149591537
thinking about second dinner

>>149591537
>I could eat a jellyfish

>>149591632
once a prison island, always a prison island.

Why did my iggs get the hardest draw known to man this season whilst teams like gold coast got the easiest ride I've ever seen in a season so far?

How are the Pies gonna get out of this mess?

I'm waiting for motlop to do something

>>149591632
we are literally the testing ground for WEF/NWO garbage, a mostly (formerly) anglo nation, bordered by no-one and tucked away where no one really gives a fuck so they can try shit on us before spreading it to the rest of the Western world. Look no further than Coles doing a deal for these last few years with Panatir to attack the food supply in future.

I'm quarter convict, quarter gaoler, half (frost)wog
I am Australia.

I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now

>>149591693
Palantir*
I'm drunk lad

there's something seriously wrong with me

I'm half Singaporean half chinese
I am Australia

pies are playing like shit now or they just went into autopilot mode to save energy

one nothing wrong with me

is that an abo? what's the ICE number? I'm calling them

That was justice.

>>149591725
games over and their percentage doesn't really matter. just get out with no injuries

how do we solve the male loneliness epidemic?

haha m0nty over at fanfooty has put a potato icon on every carlton player (meaning they are spuds)
haha classic

how do you solve a problem like maria?

Whom is winning the west coast vs GWS match?

>Tonight's attendance is 75,827.
bloo-thetic

>>149591745
arranged marriages at age 14

>>149591745
normalise fapping with mates

>>149591745
open your mouth

>>149591750
haha classic monty, at least they didn't get witches hats

>108-52
based 2010 grand final replay score

crazy how theres 2 friday night games on yet both are dogshit and i want to do literally anything else other than watch them

I'm unemployable

>>149591745
AI gf's with self learning and remodelling picture in picture "streamer" cams for us

>>149591674
he's carlton's 2nd best forward atm

>>149591778
yeah

>>149591789
Haz curnow kicked a goal yet?

mcwings good?

one step forward two steps back for my iggs
fucks sake

>>149591805
no

>>149591807
nah

i buck broke curnow

>>149591821
Little bit pathetic desu.

shartley sneed

cartcunt and me fucked curnow

I like kiwi fruit

Lads, Jamie just posted

Lads, Jamie just posted

gonna play sexo blade
games tonight have been awful

>>149591820
suck shit cunt

>>149591859
based campbell johnstone appreciator

>>149591859
do you eat the skin or do you eat it with a spoon like a poof?

Absolute capitulation, Pies aren't even trying now. Gonna burn my membership card. Are you in?

>>149591906
I go for Collingwood

are we revving up SEN lads

the board did this, SACK VOSS

I've seen enough, Pies aren't winning the flag

SACK LLYOD

funny how iggs are far and away the worst team in the league but here are still half a dozen pisbourne teams more pathetic than them

you know as a poort fan i should feel bad for sharton getting pumped by 50+ two weeks in a row, but i can't say i do.

if carlton were a football club they would be a very bad one

>>149591923
Yes mate
mpv 'https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_1/chunklist.m3u8'

>>149591922
You probably roll over for your boyfriend too? I can't take it anymore. No talent, no effort. Our cakewalk season is done already.

>All the fallout from tonight's game, including Vossy's press conference
Wonder what they meant by this.

>>149591937
iggs are just inconsistent and lack fitness you can tell they'll come good after a few more draft cycles where as teams like aints, shartlton, dosn are in no mans land

I kinda feel sorry for them. Afl just isn't the same without the big 4 flying.

nick daicos is like if you crossed chris judd with jonathan brown

that contested mark was Ai

>>149591955
they wouldn't have him resign after a game they wouldn't get to milk it hard enough the media vultures

harley reid is gary ablett seniors illegitimate son

>>149591958
true, the league needs a strong st kilda

>>149591960
actually no, because they were hard at the ball and didn't flop at the first hint of contact

Ez win ez life

>>149591960
Overrated2?

i don't mind fishing, just hate all the bogan tradie-tier dickheads it attracts
>yeah nah throw a line in haha few beers good eating those ones

>>149591955
every man and their dog knew carlton would get belted tonight and the media act surpised

i would not want to be mrs stefanos wogtolopolus tonight

We've peaked too early. It's ogre.

>>149591998
but did brett peake?

um but we have 3 colemans and 2 brownlows on the list

business idea
merge carlton and essendon

45 brownlow vote getter patrick cripps

>>149591610
I wish I had facebook just to know if horrible things happen to all the fuckheads I used to know

Is Reid doing okay or are the lowlights of him being treated like a bitch the general trend of the game?

nah fr tho who tf stops collingwood lol

collingwood wont even be able to touch the ball when they play brisbane lol

collingwood are massive umpbabbies
very well coached side though

>>149592076
gws and catters already did
loins have the ability to, they just didn't show up last game. reckon it will be very close next game they play

>>149592076
2011, lol.

Just texted my mate who's a Carlton fan saying "Carlton poos" haha

literally WHO can stop the good old collingwood?

iggs > carlton

>>149592100
gws in melbourne won't be able to put that much of a fight to be honest, only scumlong is a danger to them as of now.

>>149592145
Would've easily won the prelim in 2023 if the umps weren't deepthroating the pies.

feel like eleni would pop off in bed

scumps are fucking precious, dissent rule needs to be removed

>>149592176
collingwood this season is a lot stronger
and gws has arguably as regressed

>>149591975
impossible, he's too shit

>>149592176
collingwood this season is a lot stronger
and gws has arguably regressed

>>149592209
it doesn't exist anymore in practice

>>149592214
he's tracking nicely when you compare him to players like bont or petracca in their second year

>>149592240
he won't have half the career of either player no matter where he goes

>nic daicos can take contested marks easily, he was simply too busy being a midfielder
yep, thinking the daicos haters are on suicide watch

lions are overrated

Why is Harley so fat kek

harley bust reid

yep

>>149592266
I dunno man, something in the WA water over here, Ryan and Serong at Fred are fat as fuck now too

>>149592266
Bulking up and tanking his trade value. Once he gets to Geelong he'll cut and become truly elite.

essendon should break the bank for harley

Is Bailey Williams

the bye rounds show it's perfectly feasible to cut 4 teams.

this round shows it's perfectly feasible to cut 8 teams

I wonder how the fixture will look with 19 teams, I’m unironically too much of a brainlet to even fathom how it will work with 24 rounds

gyms are for faggots and women

>>149592321
Mid season bye gone, rolling bye each week.

>>149592321
we really DO need to go back to 16 teams

>make first post of the day
>(yous) roll in
I’m GOATed

I honestly don't think Reid is any good, just a lucky big body who caught a WA media frenzy and he's a mental midget now that he has to play against actual bid bodies mids and men in general in the top league, maybe he's just sperging so he can fuck off back East I dunno. Murphy Reid has unironically done more for his team already that Harley

>>149592333
19 teams and 24 rounds though

>>149592257
CAPPED

Recruiting teams should be given the disclaimer that past performance does not indicate future performance

Switching over to fox cricket even though it’s lunch

>>149592379
yeah post it in 5 or 10 years when you're still here you fucking nowhere cunt

>>149592351
kingy and leigh montagna disagree

>>149592419
you're here with me champ

>>149592365
19 rounds have 1 team missing (the rolling bye), mid season bye spread over 5 rounds, each with odd numbers of byes totalling 19 (e.g. 3 + 5 + 3 + 5 + 3). Every team gets 2 byes in the season (one rolling, one mid) and 22 games played

So sleepy but hate myself too much to fall asleep

>>149592431
will tell you you're still a fucking nowhere cunt a decade from now, champ.

1/4 people in this country are from asia and it's only increasing

>>149592422
>a degenerate alcoholic gambler and some manlet disagree with me
lol, lmao even

>>149592455
Should've had more kids, now you get to enjoy watching Asian masterace take over everything. Cuck.

>>149592455
would rather chinks that jeets every day

>>149592455
Thankfully they rarely leave their designated living areas

>>149592487
Pajeet women > chink women.

getting KFC delivered for the second time today

>>149592453
all right tiger or should I say "going places" anon

>>149592489
>for now
out in the country we are starting to see heaps of asians arriving to work on farms and plantations.

>>149592501
Heartburn looms

>>149592455
>>149592501
sensing a correlation

>>149592507
not everyone is an insulin resistant beta male like you mate

>>149592506
yep, the country meme is slowly ending. it's more over every month

>>149592526
Based goyslop tolerant ALPHA

You vooted for it.

not me i didn't

get a car you fucking loser

>>149592500
based virgin

Garn pub for a bistro meal tomorrow and chuck a few pineapples through the pokes

>>149592570
same

Would any of you blokes like to fuck me up the arsehole?

>>149592570
based nanza

>>149592502
weak comeback idiot

>>149592576
no, Nick.

>>149592576
good win darce, you've earned a celebration

>>149592585
yeah mate you're really going places aren't you

>>149592576
that's a pozz loaded question

>>149592593
never said I was you illiterate cunt

happy 4th of july lads

26th of jan for mine

for me it's 11th of September

i would 100% be a lezzo if i was a girl and i would play with my tits and pussy non stop. i would take lots of hot photos of my body too.

based snapper

>>149592608
Are you a woman? Expecting me to telepathically know if you are going places or not. Maybe one day you'll leave your room when you build up the courage and actually go places. Not everyone is a big meany that's gunna bash you mate.

2 (TWO) friday night games
both are one sided blowouts
fucking end this sport

i play with my dick a lot

Haven’t stopped farting for days now.

>>149592656
top kek the state of you

>he's not going places
is he

haylee reid will rise one day

>>149592702
same

got him on a string lads

>>149592704
got you by the banjo string the rabbi left dangling

figures you were mutilated by the tribe, no wonder you're so angry

>>149592697
Comment on his ability as a footballer, not where he'll play.

monstrous african penises up my arse

>>149592737
I was commenting on your ability to go places mate

Im lucky i had a dad that hated religious cunts

>>149592755
>2025
>Leaving the house

do you guys have a middle name? what is it?

mine is Paul

real estate agents should live in fear

>>149592770
mine is adolf

>>149592766
based mumza

>>149592770
Austin

>>149592770
Severus. Go port btw.

>>149592770
Based
T'oo Based Tolive

>>149592770
Anthony

if your a 4chan poster and religious your a special type of fruitcake

>>149592770
Peter Devereaux

>>149592821
how so?

>>149592821
>2025
>not being pagan

>>149592821
Fuck off retard

white people are moving back to pagonism at an exponential pace

>>149592821
Get right with god before it's too late champ.

>>149592821
I have special place in my heart for Christ because he makes faggots, communists and Satanists seethe but I think there is something beyond us that is inexplicable in third dimension terminology

>>149592770
This you?

>>149592846
australia is going to be a Christian nation once again once the tribulations begin.

we use to play in the mud as kids and joke that we were aboriginal

Really don’t get the religion larping.

>>149592821
I've always felt like the hardcore christian posts were just shitposts, but wouldn't be surprised if a number of people have fallen down that rabbithole.

I am a ugly and hate filled man

I am filled with shame

There's no light at the end of the tunnel for me, I've wasted my life

>>149592239
this
ever since it ruined that carlton fred game they pay it like once a year

>>149592311
i bet iggs are glad they signed yeo
is he going to play this year at all?

>>149592869
raciss dog

>>149592860
and j*ws

fuck could go some grilled bara but i've just eaten

>>149592928
desu I don't the faintest idea of who the player in the picture is.
Tim Kelly and Harley Reid are the only two Eagles players I recognise.

The GAYFL is a joke. Who agrees?

>>149592846
>>149592843
>>149592838
>>149592831
>>149592823
>>149592821
>>149592819
fucking gay spastic

>>149592944
>>149592928
we signed tim kelly on for an additional 2 years

>>149592940
very based. People wonder why Jesus suffered more than all of us, it's because he was literally surrounded by j*ws his entire life

can't stop cooming

>>149592865
australian christianity is baseless and built on sand

>>149592967
It's built on 10% tithes, fast cars and megamansions.

>>149592967
the whole country is builty on sand when you think about it mate, australian judaism on the other hand

People are turning off from footy in droves. Dillon and Kane will go down in history as the people who killed the sport.

>>149593024
footy died when we decided to go over 16 teams

I'm a deeply religious young man. I live to perform the will of our Father who reigns in heaven.

>>149593024
good, that means there's a lot more angry speds like me on the street pointing their anger where it belongs instead of at the bread and circus

god i wish i had a tripple whopper in my hands right now

poof fucking faggots

never gotten hungry jacks after seeing that mold pic

same

>>149593024
it's just lost it's magic maybe it's people growing up maybe it's the fact that no characters exist in the sport everyone is boring and has media training and the footy media itself is scumbags or the fact that the officiating of the game has gone backwards and shitty rules like going in low affording free kicks to players who aren't competing for the ball correctly
and all the soulless corpo bullshit involved in footy every round is some kind of special round for some kind of appeal or to bring awareness to some bullshit
teams blatantly cheating with the soft cap and players being gifted houses and farms, free cars etc.... and the afl only giving them a slap on the wrists
draftees openly saying they don't want to be drafted by certain clubs and demanding a trade after a year

>tldr it's just gotten really gay

>>149593304
forgot to mention the 12 year deals for mediocre or injury prone players and agents having massive leeway over clubs threatening to have their players request a trade if they don't get a massive pay day

>>149593064
follow cops home from the station and confront them when they don't have the protection of their uniform and service firearm
confront them when it's in their homes infront of their wives and their children
cowards will bend the knee or have their children beheaded before them

New
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>>149593336
Nah, the 12 year lock away deals are clubs being spineless. There's not a single player in the league worth that commitment. Even Franklin back in the day, wasn't worth that for Sydney.

>>149593451
yeah that's why i'm glad the iggs aren't caving to oscar allen's demands we got plenty of younger key talls that can fill his boots and will be the right age when we are in the window so it's no skin off our nose if he leaves