Thread 149592977

It's the big one edition

>Order of Play
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html

>Draws
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/gentlemens-singles
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport

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>>149583129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZH2f3kNfiY&ab_channel=SkySportsRetro

>>149592977 (OP)
>Jew thread
No thx we're here
>>149579065
>>149579065

thank god this will be over after tonight

>>149592986
>pr trained at 11 and already spouting generic preprepared lines
strewth

>>149592994
I hate hohol whores
THD

Chat is this true??

Have always had a strong fear of scaffolding/premonition that that is how I will meet my death, and mentioned it to my mother the other day and she revealed that when she was heavily pregnant with me a whole load of scaffolding fell down just in front of her and almost killed her. Really makes you think.

>>149593017
>time starts going backwards eventually
grim, glad we avoided that

>>149592997
It'll either be over, or there will be more absurd hype for this fraud than there ever has been

>>149592994
I love hohol whores

if Emma wins Wimby where does that put her on the list of all time greats

>>149593021
spoopy

>>149593049
GOAT

>>149592994
gabby ruse is a bit underrated (as a cutie) imo

Best anglo-turk victory over the french since we kicked nappy out of egypt together

emma bros are we ready?

Goran shouldn't have to waste his time with that Greek shitter

>>149593086
i'm ready

>>149593086
feeling confident (that she'll win at least 3 games)

linda and kamilla just played the ultimate wta tiebreak

>>149593049
Literally behind every other player who has won 2 slams (and some with 1) considering she's done nothing else of note in her career.

Ireland's brave David O'vichfokina

>>149593111
>linda
don't care. should have been Eva.

Pathetic

>>149593111
linda :)

Geddon Son(ay)! At least we got one male player into the 4th round!

Snorrie-Bellucci could be exceptional kino

With that Kartal win, Emz goes down to british no.3 next week if she doesn't beat Sabs

are people here serious when they're speculating about emradz taking out sabalenka?

>>149593160
No, it’s ironic /r9k/-tier shitposting

>>149593160
anything is possible under jesus.

emmahaters getting jittery

>>149593160
it's just hopium

I don't give a shit about Emma but even I will concede the further she goes in the tournament, the more memes and activity it generates. It's good for discussion.

>>149593160
I mean maybe she could do it if the crowd freaks out Sabalenka. Sabalenka is great but she's not some Big 3 impossible to beat god, fucking Vondrousova beat her a few weeks ago

Genuinely every fritz match has been great this tournament but yall too jealous hes got a superhot gf to recognise

Sabalenka played Vondrousova on grass a few days ago.

The result? 6-2, 6-4 to Vondrousova.

another boomer death?

>>149593160

I hope she gets double bageled, then gets dumped by carlos.

Another boomer down. Another hecking wholesum chunguserino relatable player bringing them water. So fucking wholesome. Wholesome moment.

>>149593160
Yeah, Raducanu can't deal with a player like Sabalenka. She looks like a complete lightweight against players of that calibre with firepower (see Swiatek, Rybakina etc). Vondrousova is nothing like those players. She doesn't overwhelm you with pace or weight of shot.

But it's womeme's tennis. Anything is possible.

>>149593160
I want to believe

>>149593196
don't think sabalenka has lost before a slam qf since like 2022. losing in a warmup tourno is a different story

sabalenka 173mph serve meets raducanu's throat

>>149593211
Kek

will emma get rekt?

>>149593196
Well Emma will be playing a man, thets be real

>>149593228
this, but my dick instead of sabalenkas serve

>>149593242

Emma looks like a dude herself

>>149593214
If Emma is to win, she will obviously have to go three sets and tire big bird out

Based Time-Waster Siegemund annoying her opponents

I cannot forgive Noskova for sending my Eva Lys home. Curse thiz Czech wench

>>149593250
Are you gay

>>149593227
Oh yeah definitely true. I'm interested to see how it goes but fuck, it's going to be annoying if she wins. I think I'd like Emma a lot more if not for that she has the most annoying fanbase in pro tennis

How do I put a bet on emma to win less than 3 games?

>>149593286
they're no longer accepting bets on this particular outcome due to suspicious betting volume

Sonay has a very sneaky serve, no time wasting she gets on with it quickly, this seems to fuck her opponents up

>>149593286
Fewer than 3 games. Don't butcher your own language.

>>149593302
We simply stan a player who starts their service motion with their racket already pointed upwards

What's Fritz doing?

>>149593303
the most uninteresting redditor piece of grammatical pedantry discourse on the internet. what a pointless little slug of a "rule". fewer is such an ugly word. I refuse to use it.

>>149593303
I say less than all the time

Oh shit Foki died

>>149593049
If Emma wins Wimbledon, William will never ascend the throne. Screenshot this.

>>149593335
Less than sounds even more retarded for something that is easily counted.

>>149593283

She's not a girly girl, sideburns, mustache, chinese dude legs, big ass head. You're just a middle aged fat bong with yellow fever. Lol. There's a reason the billionaire ginny dumped her ass ( or lack thereof).

>>149593361
>let me tell you about your own language
you've done this before I vaguely recall. are you the British darkness guy

>>149593282
she's so hot lads

>>149593370
I have nothing against homosexual posters, live and let live.

>>149593378
You pretend it's discourse when it's just blatantly wrong. There's no discourse to be had. But keep doing the needful.

The crowd will help Emma to victory. God wills it.

>>149593406
Inshallah

>>149593406
based

>>149593395
It's the consequence of all that constant trans posting. Lives rent free in their heads so men are all they think about. Sad tbqh

>>149593406
What a qt 3.14

>>149593406

Time for this annoying chink to disappear and leave Carlos alone. She's fucking up his three-peat.

THE doubles legend Laura Siegemund?

>>149593441
what is it with old german hags goating it up on grass?

hope for a comfy emma win today.

>>149593406
your girl will get smashed

>>149593473
Marketa? Maybe she was born at a produce stand haha

>>149593475
Superb, very creative

>>149593475
>OK Emma time to put this leash around your leg and thrust your ass-I mean, glutes in my direction as I pull
>i-is this part of c-coaching
>Yes. Now get down on your knees

>>149593429

She has an overbite too.

>>149593441
She's stunning

>>149593441
>>149593455
The german GOAT

>>149593160
Literally no one outside of this web page cares about RaducAnus.

>>149593519

Just a bunch of middle aged fat lonely simps with yellow fever. They will be very sad today when she's fed to the tiger.

>>149593475
wow..

>>149593519
she's literally on newspaper front pages whenever she plays

>>149593552
Maybe in England. I can tell you that in my tennis club no one even knows her name.

>>149593303
>ackchyually
This is Jewish casuistry. "Less" has been used as a synonym in this context as far back as Old English. The fewer / less distinction is an arbitrary, modern proscribed rule

>>149593566
"Your tennis club" leave it out peasant.

>>149593566
no one in your tennis club knows the 2021 Us Open winner, the only qualifier to ever win a grand slam? they must not know very much about tennis.

last digit is how many sets our Emma wins

>>149593593
>>149593594
lol

redpill me on chipotle

>>149593596
so she makes it to the semis then loses in straights

>>149593596
6-3 6-3, realistic

>>149593475
WTA is such a fucking meme. The coaches fuck all the players and make them do all these training exercises which are just them sticking their arse out towards the coach.

>>149593606
Brand for when you feel like a cipollino

New Zealand's Cowardly Cameron Norrie

>>149593622
It's always funny to me how often pro muh elite athletes are seen doing completely useless shit in the gym
It's all a racket bro they're all essentially actors

>>149593613
do they not teach you in your tennis club what a set is?

morgs sited

>>149593650
KEK gottem

>>149593665
I'd last longer tbqh

>>149593650
My bad, but the question was dumb then. You can’t make more than 2 sets in WTA, so the chance of a realistic oracle was 20%.

Fritz's name on the cup already

>>149593686
Moorgs on centre court posing with the trophy to make /tennis/ seethe

Literal Nazi holocaust deny central
>banned for racism

>>149593686
Sinner can beat Fritz with a blindfold on. Maybe 2% harder for him than de Minaur is.

>>149593475
The lengths women will go to just to avoid exercise.

>>149593665
He’s just like me

>no zoom in on the feet
why does wta get the good shots

Linda :)

This Mattia Belluci dude surely won't reach 4th round.
Surely

>>149593622
Imagne being an middle-aged tennis coach thinking your best days are behind you and then some slim, fit 20 year old WTA girl basically gives you free access to devise coaching sessions where she shakes her ass in your face

I really took the wrong path in life

>>149593746
didn't someone say he was good on grass?

>>149593714
Why would you bring this up unprompted?

Hell yeah I eat pussy, the queefier the better

Mfw winning Wimby

>>149593665
The smug, satisfied fist pump really sells it

>>149593751
What ass?

>>149593723
CROATIA
R
O
A
T
I
A
Everything I do, I for you. I give my heart for the homeland, I always knew I would

>>149593713
Nah we love her here
It is Paul's blood-sucking wife we hate

>>149593757
So hurt because no one cares about your wta waifu? Grow up Nigel

Get his bitch ass

Polina/Zeynep :(

Katerina/Taylor (:

>>149593823
>(:
o_O

>>149593776
Well, this doesn't have to be specific to Emma

>>149593808
Stefanos Shitshitcuck is completely mindbroken by money. He has nothing to show anymore and that’s ok. Weak and pathetic man.

how many slams would sabs have if she weren't so mentally unstable?

>>149593808
Reported for Hatespeech

>>149593808
>He wants, but he doesn't do anything.
Literally me

>Portugal's brave Fonseca vs France's cowardly lanklet Jarry
Who are you siding with?

Carlos was spotted outside Raducanu's house last night. It seems she had some spanish chorizo for dinner.

>>149593796
It was a genuine query you fool, I remember someone hyping him up but I looked him up this morning and he's never done anything on grass so I wanted to know where that came from. In fact it was your fucking post.
>>149561747

>>149593896
>outside Raducanu's house last night
Was it, or was it a random street in London?
Some of you have more gossip than an old woman

Oh England's Brave Cameron Norrie broke back

>>149593896
this outfit is giving "present day sequence in an assassins creed game"

..t-there's a second mens match before emma ..?

bellucci going for the 2003 federer look in the hope it gains him tennis powers

>>149593808
can't fix that zoomer mentality. at least tsitsipas got his participation dishes and can cope with excuses now that his career is over

>>149593987
Raz will win fast, he wants Emma to finish at a decent time tonight so he can take her home to bed and make her finish at a decent time tonight

>>149593959
the latter

>>149593912
The reason why I can say Bellucci is good on grass is because his exploit in tennis at all was exactly one year ago at Wimbledon. He was a complete literally-who, never won anything, but he qualified for the tournament and brought Ben Shelton to the fifth. He actually revealed that grass is his congenial surface right from the first moment he started playing at high-level ATP.

Alcaraz could have a threesome the night before and still beat that choker ginger robot.

>>149593998
The Struff – Alcaraz Garfia match could go to five sets.

>>149594038
THE Ben Shelton?

Bellucci is just good and oif you don't like him you don't like nice tennis simple as

>>149593988
I thought he was going for the Ons Jabeur look

>>149594043
Why can't he just bulldoze opponents like SinGOD?

>Goran Ivanisevic says he’s never seen a more unprepared player in his life than Stefanos Tsitsipas:

>“He wants, but he doesn’t do anything. All ‘I want, I want’, but I don’t see that progress. I was shocked. I have never seen a more unprepared player in my life. With this knee, I am three times more fit than him. This is really bad. Maybe it’s a Catholic thing. Laziness.”

>"It's simple and it's not simple. I've talked to him a lot of times. If he solves some things outside of tennis, then he has a chance and he'll return to where he belongs, because he's too good a player to be out of the top 10.

Darderi sperging out, something about Thommo's cap falling off? But the stream cut to a fucking commercial break

>>149593808
Imagine if he cared.

Are the courts playing fast or slow? Media is saying both.

There is something so deeply unpleasant about watching 2 left handers. 99% of the time it's a horrible match. Maybe it's just that there's no good left handers though. Nadal Verdasco was peak. Mcenroe-Connors was pretty good.

>>149594071
Exactly

This match is already kino, I told you

>>149594088
Just replayed it. Don't even know what the correct call there is. Play on I think.

kek scoffed audibly when in the rublev match the tv inexplicably brought up the fact that rublev has the world record for most ever slam quarter finals without reaching a semi final

.

Shitz

>>149593766
corr

sex

My coach once told me. You can't lose a tennis match in the first set. But you can't win it either.

still contemplating the draper shitfest

may hafta step back like i did with lena

is lena still in wimbledon?

hoping fritz win wimbledon now

only hope

>>149594141
She has the sex.appeal of an elementary school shooting

>>149594155
powerful...

>>149594155
>what are retirements
>what are disqualifications

>>149594155
so deep

>>149594134
Probably should've called hindrance as soon as it happened (according to the rules at least, but I don't think it should be considered a hindrance if you're the one being hindered) but Darderi should've stopped play

>>149594164
if you want your children to be brick shithouses she's a good choice

>>149594141
kek

i was actually finkin diss earlier watching her

"like

what if shes not actually a lesbian. its certainly conceivable. you cant likejudge people predictably by how they look in this day and age"

Norrie came to play. Kino passes

can we talk about the wimbledon sneed gun is overclocking every serve by 5-10mph or are yall not ready for that conversation

belluccibros...

Shitzsters....

Darderi you can not lose from fucking Thompson

>6 matches at the same time
well done mfers, I hope raducanu loses in 30 minutes

>>149594222
lose to*

>spee freaks out about a player losing
>look inside match
>up 2 sets and on serve at the sharp end of the 3rd

>>149594233
many such cases

They should just write Davidovich Fokina's full name on the graphic I don't care how far it has to go across the screen, it'd be hilarious. imagine the social media engagement

I look like the "isolated gains" ad

>>149594233
hahaha literally every time with high ranked players especially

>>149594174
Ump would've called hindrance for sure if his hat just fell on the court (like when a ball drops out of a pocket). The fact he quickly caught it made it a weird one to call.

>>149594231
T-thanks <3

hafta say tauson and kessler weirdest double pairing i seen. like the popular girl from school with the fat ugly one

Sabalenka will definitely win but i will still root for the English rose Emma Raducanu. Feminine sportswomen are my weakness. I don't hate Sabalenka but she is too masculine for me.

>>149594263
NO

emma will WIN

fonseca will lose

>>149594141
This is like a reverse Tom Daley

>>149593303
Hi Stannis

>>149594273
in what way

>>149594261
hey kessler's not fat

>>149594192
>players with more slam semis than Rublev
Kyle Edmund
Hyeon Chung

>>149593303
will not be told how to speak english by a german paedophile who doesnt lnow what hes talking a about

>>149594291
>Hyeon Chung
I miss him :/

>>149594284
She's really good at jumping

>>149594080
>“Maybe it’s a Catholic thing. Laziness.”
>Muh Protestant work ethic.

>>149594222
Thommo's great on grass, Darderi's a clayrat, his only hope is if Thommo's injuries flare up

>>149594291
>Hyeon Chung
Miss him so much just want him back

>>149594222
>implying Thompson isn't better than him
He's apparently struggling with a back injury as well.

>>149594284
We all knew Tom was a faggot before he came out but with Kartal we all though she was a dyke but turns out she's straight

is sissypants catholic??

nice

>>149594192
Boisson

Hyeon chung is a disgrace who was actively complicit in the worst slam vulturing of all time

What if Myshock wins this whole thing? Is tennis kill?

>>149594233
It's worse when it's one of those WTA players they're obsessed with. I thought Andreeva was out (or about to be knocked out) last match but she was unironically a set up and on serve in the 2nd set.

fritz do NOT unnecessarily extend this another set

do NOT

lose a tiebreak to a clayrat on grass

can literally hear frizttz' mind audibly bogglin' while watchin' diss

>>149594333
You should be thanking him. He stopped Fed from getting an easy win over Djokovic who was in a shit state at that time.

>>149594339
If he can beat Reindeerneck, he has the winner of Borges Kakanov for a QF

>>149594318
greek orthodox

>>149594304
>Darderi’s a clayrat
You’re not wrong at all, but on this slow grass he can play well. Thompson is a meme player.

>>149594141
Well color me surprised, I was like 90% sure she was a lesbian

>kamil majchrzvzptk
they're letting low tier superman villains play tennis now?

good lord shitz

what are you doing

>>149594347
heh

meme arrow + shitz

i've done absolutely fucking nothing today i feel disgusting
haven't even opened the curtains

What's the best match? Everything looks a bit slurpy

Fritz...

GET

FOKED

weak mind

right enough of these other matches. its fonzin time

>>149594398
be kind to yourself

I hate Taylor

If Foki comes back to win from two sets down I will stop calling him a weakmind retard (for now)

>>149594371
There are many meme players on tour but Thompson is not one of them

>>149594399
fritz fokina

fonseca looks about 25 hes only 18

mentla

>fritz goes 5
>alcaraz clowns around
>emma gets curfewed

>>149594409
ok thanks for that

>>149594399
Bellucci Snorrie

shitz will throw this

>>149593987
yes and based Fokina has just extended things so that Emma's match is now unlikely to start before I get back from running errands later

Fonseca bros its not looking good brev

>>149594384
He was banned for about a year
>The substances detected included SARM S-22, a prohibited anabolic agent, and metabolites of other substances.
Majchrzak stated that he did not knowingly take a banned substance and described the news as "the biggest shock".

>>149594454
>SARM S-22
>he did not knowingly take a banned substance
Ya, no way. You don't accidentally take a SARM

>>149594091
centre seems to be slower than the rest

>>149594421
>this face
>not a meme

>>149594454
I'd never heard of him even before his ban

the next big thing in the making 30 slams winner future goat brazilian wonderkid

>>149594323
Seeing it written here reminds me how fucking absurdly easy she had it, and she built an entire career from beating these shitters (and Bencic, I respect her game, none of the others)

Fonz has not won a point since I turned this match on

Taylor is wasting everybody’s time

noo

Do you ever think "oh there's too many matches on" so you just watch none of them and do something else

>>149594465
He said it was from an isotonic drink but I agree with you. Same issue as Haddad Maia.
>Specifically, her urine sample contained traces of SARM S-22 and SARM LGD-4033 metabolites.
>she claimed the contamination came from supplements prescribed by her sports medicine specialists.
The ITF determined that while she bore "No Significant Fault or Negligence," she should have been aware of the risks of using supplements, leading to the suspension.

>>149594487
Keep fapping to this fraud twink then

I stand with Fonseca.

will are emma be on today?

Starting to think morgan boyfriend has to go 5 sets for reasons related to morgan screen time.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in the lads, but MASSIVE improvements are desperately needed

>british tennis
lel

>Enervit commercial with Sinner voice
>is literally a robot voice

Bottler vs Bottler battle.

Yet another fokinazo. He will lose 8-10 in the super probably.

saarm please do not take the supplements

>>149594485
Barty's fault for losing to Rogers. One of the most idiotic losses of all time.

>>149594502
yeah, in the first two rounds of slams

>>149594485
Hence why the tournaments should be based entirely on rankings so any qualifiers and low rankings would be playing high ranked players early on. Vice versa players high won't be playing ranked in the 30's early on

Jarry is rubbing some roids on his face, right in front of the umpire.
Why does the establishment hate Fonseca so much?

>>149594502
I do
>>149594556

For me 3rd and 4th round are peak comfy.
I also don't bother with QF to F, too slow.

Hurry up shitz I wanna watch the hot dog eating contest

>>149594555
And then Iga lost to Bencic too. Fucking ridiculous how it opened up

the fonz

Fokin'ell

>>149593160
I'm chuffing on hopium and main lining copium but that's all related to how I don't want her going out so early. Also, I'm very annoyed at the lack of Emma webms there's been this tournament. Someone really needs to get fired for that blunder.

>>149594650
Rough career

>>149593896
She's gonna win the whole thing now

Fokinfag vs Shitz is one of the most soullest matches I’ve ever seen

Back to Bellucci-Cumeron

>>149594485
This is why leylah fernandez had more success after the USO while raducanu heavily struggled because fernandez proved she wasn't a complete fluke by beating much better players whereas raducanu had the easiest draw and got lucky beating a fatigued and mentally compromised fernandez. Unfortunately fernandez is hurting her career by continuing to associate with her abusive father and it's affecting her performance.

>>149594623
Bencic isn't a scrub though. And she was in good form from just having won Olympics I think

>>149594543
>Yet another fokinazo
no it will be another fritzaster

Cilic would rape both of these shitters

Wonderful writeup by Benny on the Pole

https://archive.is/IZ1F0

>>149594699
I agree, as I said I do respect Bencic, it's just that it's crazy that she's the best player she had to beat to win a Slam.
>>149594690
Shit, I didn't know about her father? One of those tennis parents?

>>149594730
Seek help

just checked the score, and emma hasn't lost yet which means she's winning

there's a jewish tranny in taylor's box. the one in the pink dress. he almost passes but not quite

>Fritz making yurotards seethe
based

Jarry on the ropes

>>149594485
as mediocre as that run looks, she still decimated them all.

if she snuck through a bunch of 3 set wins i'd get the logic but she destroyed them

Fokinashima Meltdown

thoughts on morg?

>>149594799
lovely

sack the alcaraz game off and get emma on!

>>149594799
Morgan Freemon?

>>149594736
Yes leylahs father apparently verbally abuses her. Fernandez needs to leave him or her career will continue to tank.

>>149594799
She looks like something you build with Skyrim mods

>>149594793
True enough. She never even went to a TB. Her run was easy but that's not her fault. She beat everyone in front of her

>>149594799
Vacuous, empty headed bimbo. Would pump and dump. No idea what Fritz talks about with her

>>149594799
beloved here

Most interesting game on now is literally Rinderknech

>>149594793
She played really fucking well, no argument from me. I'm surprised it turned out this badly for her in the years so far, relatively speaking. But it was a crazy run at the time for the lack of top seeds, and I think even more so when we look at it now

>>149594799
Would.

>>149594858
In a scale of Katy Perry to Lady Gaga how famous is she in USA?

>>149594837
so sexy

fritz seems like a nice bloke desu

I've noticed some pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ra ra's this year in wimbledon.
No one ever answers them though.

>>149594853
she isn't vacuous or empty headed. She's naturally intelligent. She's just living life on ultra-easy such that there's no need to study anything difficult or academically rigorous.

>>149594799
best tennis girl who doesn't play tennis

>>149594897
should be an instant ejection from the grounds

>>149594799
grows on me

>>149594874
She's a Michelle Obama on that scale

>>149594904
oh my...

>>149594904
SEXO

>>149594897
That happens a lot in Madrid I've noticed. It's the fucking worst

Fritz's coach kinda looks like Bryan Johnson

>>149594904
Okay changed my mind, Fritz ain't so stupid after all

>>149594690
is lleyla fernandez's success after the uso in the room with us now?

IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5JvH4_r8w

>>149594956
Fuck off retard

More like GONEseca

/tenny/ is a NORRIE genny

>>149594950
LOL

Player loses first 2 sets -> fights back to win third -> flops 6-1 in the fourth has to be the worst genre of tennis match

Grug time I guess

>>149594983
personally I'd rate "any match sinner wins" at the top of the worst genre list

>>149594950
Yeah... I haven't heard a thing about her since.

>>149594983
for me its
>waifu loses first set convincingly, starts crying and then takes an MTO and retires

Imagine if Bellucci cared

Lfgooooooooooooooo Carlos

>>149595023
she has been significantly better than Raducanu though

>emma gets blown out first set
>match gets delayed due to curfew
>sabs collapses and emma wins
this is how it will go

>>149595038
and despite Emma getting 6 gorillion wildcards

Young Charles is about to get STRUFFED

SIR Cameron Norrie once again carrying this nation on his shoulders, reminder that he made the semi-finals in 2022 something that a certain overhyped fraud who lost to a 50 year old could never

I'm starting to think our grug is not the brightest
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1lr5ljg/carlos_alcaraz_takes_on_math/

>>149595038
Yeah but everyone was, except for like Sakkari.

>>149595085
she said have left which implies djoker gave tennis balls but he actually received balls
poor question carlos is still smart

fucking hell how much work has that umpire had done on her face, it barely fucking moves

>>149592977 (OP)
Saba's gonna murder Emma

>>149595150
She's a queen

wait my fonseca jarry stream turned hebrew

bellucifratelli we back

>>149595176
christ...

i guess the guy who sparkled berrettini wanst bad
good news for our matteo

>>149595144
Yes this kill all british mutts

Khachanov back to his magic trick of making the QFs

>>149595164
Loser has to give up their wristbands

whose voices are calling the faults now that it's all AI controlled? it's not the ump and their responses are pretty damn fast

>>149594555
>>149594623
all Emma's fault thought, right? that these supposed luminaries of the game couldn't win their matches?
>>149594558
most stupid idea I have ever heard

>>149595256
sick of this bozo

>>149595298
It's just on the TV there's no voice in the stadium

>>149595228
"iuzz"
bitch can't even pronounce correctly with all that botox, fucking kek

>>149595298
the umpire triggers a pre-recorded audio
the recordings are of groundspeople and staff at the event

>>149595330
the recordings should be mister bean

>>149595330
how does this work anyway? are there sensors underneath the grass? real time tracking with drone video footage? enlighten me

Remember when Federer was weird and snooty about challenges like he was too good for it and they should just take his word for if a ball was in or not

>>149595356
Hawkeye uses ball trajectory estimations measured by cameras

>>149595356
1. Multiple High-Speed Cameras
Typically, 6 to 10 cameras are placed around the court.

These track the ball in 3D space at high speed (up to 340 frames per second).

2. Triangulation
The system uses triangulation to calculate the ball’s position from the different camera angles.

It builds a 3D model of the ball’s path in real time.

3. Impact Prediction
When the ball nears the court surface, Hawk-Eye predicts where it made contact, accurate to within 3.6 millimeters.

>>149594487
>turn match back on as hes doing ok in the 3rd
>MTO

>>149595392
I always find it funny when people complain about "muh tradishuns" when technology is developed to stop people from cheating or taking unfair advantage

>>149595308
>most stupid idea I have ever heard
explain why having seedings (based on ranking) get shitters to play in early rounds is a stupid idea. And consequently why not having shitters play each other early on so they can then get through to later rounds is not a good idea? Do you like having shitters clog up the later rounds, are you in fact Polish :)

>>149594837
She is soooo cute

>>149595409
Thanks ChatGPT

Why are matches scheduled after 7pm if they stop play before 9pm??

>>149595444
You're very welcome! Let me know if you'd like to explore how it's used in other sports or how the tech behind it works in more detail — like ball tracking or automated line calling.

Joao should go back to take cock up the ass

>>149595409
And yet we still can't stop the boats...

>>149595452
because WTA matches are usually over after 1h

Tennis but players aren't allowed to grunt, yell 'Come on' outside of set points or fist-pump on opponents' UEs.

Tennis but one player is only allowed to hit the ball on the light grass stripes and the other player is only allowed to hit the ball on the dark stripes

>>149595421
>are you in fact Polish :)
Well I love grass tennis and shit on Pigor Swinetek and the entire nation of Poland, so you decide :)
As for why your stupid idea is a stupid idea, it was explained in full the other day when you last posted your stupid idea and I have no intention of wasting time explaining again why your stupid idea is a stupid idea.

Carlos is locked in

grug wrecking this guy

>>149595085
He was struggling because his eyes were generating some intrusive thoughts...

>>149595463
>>149595474
tennis but women play best of 5

Struff is bringing great shame upon DIADORA

>>149595406
this is also how ghost hunting shows prove a ghost threw a brick. bring back linechads

>>149595519
is she playing after Carlos is done with this bum?

>>149595476
No what was "explained" the other day is that is how the seedings are done, not that that it is a good idea. When you get a ranked 500 v a ranked 700 meeting in the 1st round and then you can get a seeding in the top 10 meeting someone ranked 32 in the 1st round then it shows the system is retarded and is set up for the muh big shock element. And this is on top of a quick turnaround from RG and a different surface. Shitters practicing on grass whilst actual players compete on clay

>>149595529
Yes

>>149595510
Imagine Ostapenko doing 5 sets, she'd literally die on court

>>149595519
any time I see her gormless brainless dopey ass grin it only reinforces my view that irregardless of however many economics a levels she has she is profoundly mentally retarded

Tennis but women can only wear skirts

>>149595519
Jesus, she's ugly as fuck.

>>149595519
my wife

>>149595538
good, let the fat ones die so that the rest get fitter and therefore hotter

FONZ DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL

>>149595547
.

JUST STOOP AND SHOUTED KINO

Fonz is peaking you guys gotta see this

>>149595562
At least Jasmine has a nice body, Emma is as flat as a board

>>149595562
Thought that was Lando Norris from the thumbnail

>>149595539
irregardless is not a word
but yes I hate this subhuman, too

>>149595539
rude

>>149595601
both are goblins

>>149595539
Do you think anons who sit on /tennis/ all day are the best judges of other people's intellectual ability?

What's the problem at wimby why does the start time keep getting pushed back for sabs em

>>149595606

Such goddess.

>>149595562
looks like one of those reconstructed swamp cadavers

>>149595619
m*n

>>149595640
Are you a girl? That's awesome I wish I could touch you

>>149595614
well i have a first class degree and like smart books

>>149595308
>all Emma's fault thought, right? that these supposed luminaries of the game couldn't win their matches?
No, remove the stick from your ass and relax a little, it's Friday night

>>149595562
Cute Face and warm Smile

>Mertens v Svitolina is the primetime 3rd round match on the second biggest court

GRIM

i can't comprehend how the brains of people that don't find emma attractive work

>>149595732
We do not suffer from yellow fever

>>149595731
diabolical

>Siegemund already at least 240k richer
at least 50% german tax on this + her stupid expenses because tennis players are idiots so more like 100k richer, not bad

Borges' playing like his victory brings Diogo Jota from the dead.

>>149595762
>50% german tax
t. never paid taxes

great, waiting on the m*n again

nike's outfits for wimby this year are so soulless

Fonseca is back

>>149595783
>42%
basically the same.

>>149594904
very little of her isn't artificial. pass.

Who is the biggest cunt in WTA nowadays?

It used to be Genie Bouchard. Who is it now? Putintseva? Ostapenko? Collins?

>>149595827
collins but I actually find it very entertaining how retarded she is

>>149595732
she gives me the ick

>>149595827
My inside sources say it's the professional journeyman called Emma Raducanu

>>149595827
I think it was Qinwen who was described by an opponent as "the least collegiate player in the locker room" or something to that effect

>>149595619
this helpful image may explain it for you

>>149595732
And I can't comprehend how the brains of people that obsess over an ugly muttoid work.

>>149595421
Ai slop

How does Alcaraz feel about Alligator Alcatraz?

Sexy Emma!

>>149595827
Ostapenko isn't a cunt anymore. She even gives warm ups after losing these days.

>>149595824
Describe american women from your place
Are they like Stephanie Harper/Annabel O'Hagan?

>>149595786
Touch touch touch I'm touching your butt cheeks oh baby cyber with me

Why do these shitters even bother, we all know and you know aswell you're going to lose, just get it over with so we can see Raducanu vs. Sabalenka already

>>149595917
They're every type. That's America today. The days of the corn-fed blonde American girl next door are gone. They're vastly outnumbered.

>>149595732
this but with krejcikova and jabeur

my chur zuck

All credit to Rinky but he's not what I would call a star

>>149595946
Annabel o Hagan, when she dyes her hair roots and does that hairdo, is like 50s american picture, yes

I think Stephanie Harper is of this look for a reason - a reason is fallout world is frozen in 50s. There are speculations that Steph Harper is actually a Vault Girl

I wonder what players think about after getting absolutely destroyed by Alcaraz
Do they think about how terrible they are? Just imagine being Struff. Mother and father were tennis coaches and rich. You get all the training money can buy from the age of 6 onwards
You never have to work hard for something and then you're just a miserable faggot getting raped by Alcaraz

>>149595962
This is the correct pronunciation

https://vocaroo.com/1nrlD00N21Vk

>>149595938
The Raducanu match will be more one-sided than this.

>>149596019
idk, i reckon sabs will make a game of it

>>149595562
She's cute. Better eyes and better smile than the britwhore.

Mike's Shack

whats the disease that causes someone to be attracted to jasmine paolini? jungle fever?

carlos sisters

Carlingz just needs…

NOT so fast

Carlos...

>>149595562
she's not attractive, but for some reason you can just tell she's a good person unlike raducanu whose cuntiness screams at you from a distance

>>149596080
>>149596081
>>149596083
>>149596090
>>149596092
You are so cringe

>>149596104
He’s going to beat your ass again, Jannik

carlos cant even finish in 3 sets so we can get to emma quicker..

Reminder Struff knows all the tricks

>>149596120
Probably no Emma today because of Le curfew

holy shit

It's unbecoming of a player that successful to be constantly dropping sets to lesser players. Not even joking. Sinner doesn't and the big 3 didn't.

>>149596137
Svitolina Svitata Minchiona

Grug is a retard for letting Struff back into it. Now he’s hitting everything. It’s over.

>>149596134
it's 11pm right? we shoudl still have 4 hours before then

charlie wtf are you doing

>>149596153
20h30 I think

>>149596093
Kek

it's always on his racket, he just chooses when he wants to play seriously and when he doesn't

>>149596140
It's the fact he doesn't seem in control of his level. Like he doesn't actually know how he is good at tennis, he doesn't know what actually works well for him. Pure brainlettery.

>>149596140
BUT HE NEEDS LE EBIN SINNERMAN TO FEEL GOOD

Keys already lost, if Svitolina loses this, the winner of Emma vs Aryna basically has a free path to the semi-finals

>>149596153
Yeah you're right should be fine then

Carlos likes the match practice unlike Binner

The 5 anons below this post are still thinking about that Eala screencap/webm that was posted earlier in the week
They can’t get the image out of their head
It’s interrupting their ability to do their job

Ealabros...

>>149596195
Sinner is anxious. Grug is an animal so he has no feelings.

>>149596065
polack fever

I'm just here for Emma. she's the only thing that matters.

Why did Struff never happen?

>>149596201
Well, let's get ready for a Struff-Cilic final.

>>149596216
Based

>>149596216
i agree

>>149596221
glass body

>>149596221
His heart was broken when he saw all the love of the German people going to Zverev.

>>149596216
useless

>>149596201
so struff is a fraud filter

proper sudaca off this one

Dawaj Majchrzak beat that Frenchman

>>149596216
i've been waiting here for 4 hours

>>149596197
true, now post it

gonna be some severe whiplash going from this to wta for the final match of the day

>>149596216
I agree.
I probably wont watch a single match next week until the men’s final if Emma gets knocked out
She’s single-handedly saving tennis

You think Carlos will get 6 consecutive Wimbledons?

>Struff, Thiem, Offner, Muster, Altmaier, Koepfer
Germans(not super northern ones) and Austrians are some of the most loveable players.

Can we have a champions from there please?

>>149596295
Unlikely.

>>149596295
No, no player ever managed 6 consecutive slams, and it won't be him.

>>149596197
Has anyone posted it to her socials yet? I don't do that shit but trolls do.

>>149596304
Who's gonna stop him? Novak has one or two more chances. Sinner can't into Carlos.

>>149596300
cute

>>149596316
Record is 4-5-5-5

Baking

>>149596316
If feel like he might when Novak is finally retired

>>149596316
Sinner will win the next 20 hc slams though.

>>149596342
Sinner wins here.
He has too, will be catastrophic for tennis if he doesn't

This set bewtween Fonseca and Jarry is awesome right now, damn.

>>149596339
I will track you down and grape you if it's an emma thread

This will be the crucible in which Fonseca the killer is forged

>>149596354
Cope

>>149596351
Maybe, he has a 2 title streak going on at the Australian, needs two more to tie Borg.
I can see him getting to 4 or 5 conecutive ones there.

>>149596354
Sinner should but he shits his pants every time

How many bongs until the sabucanu showdown?

yall got to see fonseca jarry rn

>>149596357
Fonseca will win.
Jarry is a sub100 fraud.

>>149596357
>Fonseca
hope he loses

>>149596323
Sinner has a better chance on grass than he did on clay. So anyone thinking Carlos can just get to the final and win against anyone including Sinner is coping somewhat. that of course doesn't mean Carlos would not win - as he already has at Wimbledon.

KINO

charlie turned on rape mode

i cannot believe carlos is winning this set

>>149596393
After that ginormous shit he took in RG? Hard to trust Ginger

If I search João Fonseca on google some random Benfica youth player pops out.
It's grim for the Luso-Brazilian

>>149596354
>catastrophic
I wouldn't go that far but he needs to start beating him. If we're gonna have two players way in front of the rest, it can't be a one-sided rivalry.

Fonsexa chocked 2 consecutive break points, would serve for the set right after...

>>149596416
But also hard to trust Carlos if a supposed clay court master struggled against Sinner who wasn't even supposed to be good on clay

give me a stream? op links lag like crazy

fonsucka

how long before emma retires injured?

>>149593049

Maybe, who knows. But more importantly she'll be added to the list of "female Wimbledon champions with bumholes I would like to lick"

women tennis is so bad, slow, inaccurate and bad