Thread 149593389

>News
Two shit games tonight not worth discussing because we are going places.

What can the afl do to revive the magic of our once great league?

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149593389 (OP)
>What can the afl do to revive the magic of our once great league?

Kick out some of the dead weight and return to 16 teams.

Folding Carlton and Essendon is probably the best solution.

>>149593426
aunty

>>149593474
mate carlton and essendon are too big to fail

jewmetrio's failed expansion attempts of gold coast and gws should be folded

and if any vic team should go it'd be either the aints, smellbourne or norf

>>149593550
>mate carlton and essendon are too big to fail
Carlton yes, Essendon no

>>149593560
are you familiar with the term "the big 4?"

>>149593550
Both teams are confirmed cheats.
Both teams have done sweet fuck all this century other than embarrass themselves and their supporters. It's time for them to go.

The fact I support Collingwood has zero bearing on my judgement.

>nick daicos
>2 contested marks tonight
ourguy is growing up

Kill north melbourne. Behead north melbourne. Roundhouse kick a north melbourne into the concrete. Slam dunk a north melbourne into the trashcan. Crucify filthy north melbourne. Defecate in a north melbourne food. Launch north melbourne into the Purple Sun. Stir fry north melbourne in a wok. Toss north melbourne into active volcanoes. Urinate on north melbourne warp stone. Judo throw north melbourne into a wood chipper. Twist north melbourne heads off. Report north melbourne to the Witch hunters. Karate chop north melbourne in half. Curb stomp pregnant north melbourne. Trap north melbourne in quicksand. Crush north melbourne in the trash compactor. Liquefy north melbourne in a vat of acid. EAT north melbourne. Dissect north melbourne. Exterminate north melbourne in the gas chamber. Stomp north melbourne skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate north melbourne in the oven. Lobotomize north melbourne. Mandatory abortions for north melbourne. Grind north melbourne fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown north melbourne in fried chicken grease. Vaporize north melbourne with the Sunmaker rocket battery. Kick old north melbourne down the stairs. Feed north melbourne to kroxigors. Slice north melbourne with a axe.

>>149593857
for me? its
>Vaporize north melbourne with the Sunmaker rocket battery

>>149593857
this but without the 'north' and referring to the city not the footy club

was this wog some fucking household name or something whys everyone carrying on about it like its the biggest thing

shrimply nuke sicktoria. provides nothing of value. parasite state beholden to indians, unions and childfuckers.

curnow is just a curly headed fuck at the end of the day

>>149593932
based post, V*ctoria deserves nothing but to be swallowed by the ocean

I just want to say, while I despise Robert Walls and his cowardice. His decision to kill himself is understandable given Carlton's performance.

the premiership appears to be a cakewalk for the good old collingwood

my igg a shit

is anti-norfsperg the same poster as anti-euthanasiasperg

>>149594501
No.

Still farting my guts out.

>>149594193
They know how to play the game

Not gonna lie, AFL has been lackluster for a few seasons now. Way too many non competitive games

last for iggs

banes best > everyone else

Just woke up I fell asleep after the first quarter of the eggs game, doesn't feel like enough sleep

>>149593857
trvke

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

g'morning alf. ham + cheese+ hp sauce toasty, juice + 'fee. finna enjoy this suuny day. hope u do too.

>>149603480
HP sauce is way too vinegary. It's rank. Have some fucking standards. Get a nice boutique bbq sauce

>>149603515
sounds like you enjoy a nice boutique cock in your mouth. fuck away with ye.

https://archive.md/6k7nH
>Skill errors, poor crowds and a $200m loss: Why the league is worried about AFLW

this is simply unacceptable and we men need to do better. take your friends, your family, your coworkers to support your local womens footy
we are letting our girls down

you let women down by existing

yaz durrsma’s pristinely maintained puss

a nice boutique womens football competition? rather a rank vinegary mens league thanks.

>>149593389 (OP)
God, imagine tackling him to the ground face first, ripping down his pants, and inserting your big girthy cock into his tight arsehole and plowing away, keeping him pinned to the ground. Then watching the cum seep out of his arse as he moans. So hot! Go Collingwood!

/afl/
>everything is rigged for entertainment purposes!
>the afl hasn't had a good round for months now!
huh?

This season is a write off but i’m willing to the league one last chance next year. I’m trusting Tom Harley and Greg Swann to do a better job running the game than *checks notes* some fat lezzo who got promoted directly from running Norf’s AFLW program to the league’s head of football

>>149604359
imagine fucking up so bad the afl poach not one but two experienced club afl ceos to fix your mess
good god diversity hires are expensive in the long run

>12:35pm game
>dons v suns
>docklands
>sunny day
this is the quintessential game to open the roof
bring it back

>>149604359
Head of Football must be the person who approves the scripts?

>>149604426
the is the quintessential game to play at windy hill

naidoc week goes into next round also

>>149594086
Euthanasia isn't "cowardice" you worthless edgelord

Good morning alf

>>149594086
did you know carlton and brisbane will play for a medal in his name next week?

>>149604615
BASED
A
S
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D

>>149604615
Bloosers finna get fucking flogged kek

>>149603947
I honestly dont see the AFL ever getting rid of AFLW, it considers it too important to die. Even if it haemorrhages money every year.

To improve onfield performances they need to make the grounds smaller

i cant take a professional league that has players like sarah perkins in it seriously.

>>149604615
wizard of oz reference?

>>149603947
Improve the skill errors and I will come watch the birds play. I will not pay to watch a 'professional' athlete take possession and be unable to bounce the ball while running with it. I watch children <5 years old do this at Auskick every weekend.

>>149604769
Most of the women in the league have still only started playing as teenagers at best. Even then most have only taken up the game later in life. Give it another few years and you will have more girls having played since auskick

>I will not pay to watch a 'professional' athlete take possession and be unable to bounce the ball while running with it.

Why do you watch AFL then?

Wonder what scoops will do if AFLW goes away?

>>149604866
kek bodied

nrlsperg kek

POWAH

my tip? brisbane 60+

>>149604940
Quite generous. Don't remember the last time my porties got anywhere near Brisbane at the gabba. Even going back a few years when Brisbane weren't as good they'd win

>>149604769
you watch children?

just changed from one plug to another at the power outlet without flicking the switch off between. just dont care anymore.

>>149604303
only one schizo retard thought the league was rigged

Are you dumb shitheads watching any footy today?

>>149605340
Three games of NRLW today

>>149604866
why do you post in an afl thread then nrlsperg

>>149605340
wogball right now

>>149605340
i’m going to the game :-) (bombies)

going to watch my porties beat bane in an upset

>>149605373
why do you suck dick if yo straight KEK

anyone want cheap kayo and to go to 3 dogs games?

Wild how certain posters will always refer to and focus on homosexual sex acts, regardless of whats being discussed. Is it a code thing? a 4chan thing? or an attempt at being edgy or shocking? The only absolute is that it smacks of laziness and lack of effort.

>>149604769
and yet you watch 'professional' athletes miss set shots from 20m in front just about weekly

>>149605734
oh look its the match fixer

normalize women not shaving their armpits

>>149605775
because they are tired from running 10km and tackling/get tackled by someone every 30 seconds

women don’t do that they just stand around complaint about men and their periods

>>149605852
>t.has zero interaction with actual women
>>>/r9k/ you incel

im not taking part in this topic but i'd like to add from the sidelines that coconut crash is the most minimal sport from a fitness, skill, tactics and entertainment level. that is all.

>>149603515
HP is peak anglo you fucking monkey

>>149605915
to sum up: its an inferior product

afl: invented by gaelic people
nrl: invented by anglo people
the discussion is over, gaelic people are better

>>149604769
>Improve the skill errors and I will come watch the birds play.
this but improve the outfits to bikinis or lingerie

>>149605915
Rugby league seems like it requires very high stamina. You are definitely right about tactics and skill though

fuck sake nick daicos got 2 contested marks last night
what obscure stat for midfielders can we use to pick on him now?

how many contested marks does matt rowell have?

>>149606014
afl requires much more stamina, its a longer game and the fields are larger

Rugby league is actually entertaining though, unlike afl

my repsonse?

>>149606085
"ok thanks see you there"

coconut smash is boring as shit, hence why more people turn up to afl games and also more watch on tv

this is a crazy highlight in nrl kek

>>149606085
suggest bean bar

>>149606085
"shant"

>>149605851
this but their feet

>>149606085
what normilton shite is this

>double messaged her
its over

>>149606118
>xir doesn't know

>>149606056
True but league players are also constantly on the move because of the offside law and lack of stoppages

every time i watch league they are basically walking in a line waiting for people to run into them lol

me and the gf are taking are taking our fluffy little dog to the farmers market, she is looking cute in her activewear today.

>text a girl i worked with 10 years ago happy birthday
>doesnt respond

>>149606114
this is a crazy highlight in the afl as well because that pathetic little seagull is afraid of a physical contest, otherwise its standard though

no one:
not a soul:
not even keanu reeves:
/afl/: LE NRL

>>149606215
hope you didn't do this

>>149606251
well noone will discuss it in it's own thread.

/our guy/

>>149606315
crisp childcare worker

born to a single mother who didn't want children and raised me by just going through the motions

>>149606291
this, nrlel community is so dead they have to come and "troll" here in spite of the fact that noone is upset by these knuckledragging baboons and are instead laughing at them

australia would have been the greatest rugby union country in the world if rugby league didn't absorb all the players.

i hate gayfl

>>149606308
Imagine how disgusting and untidy his bedroom is

>>149606315
C H A D
H
A
D

>>149606251
reddit

>>149606485
we know immigrant. you're no better than an indian

>>149606520
BRVTAL

>>149606308
Bet that oriental queen craves his tiny white chubby boy cock all day everyday. Based WMAF! Asian women love us superior, fat, balding, ugly white men! Can't wait to go to SEA to find a wife and have ugly mentally ill hapa babies!

crazy how /afl/ is always the centre of attention and most popular on here much like reality how afl is the most popular sport in australia

i guess the stats dont lie

>>149606315
don't do this

>>149606308
am i spozed 2 no who this is

>>149606457
australia would dominate any sport if afl and nrl didnt exist
makes me laugh how pissant brown third worlders dominate soccer kek

>>149606308
daily mail more like bailey dale

immigration should be limited to 8/10 and up 16-25 year old women

>>149606636
mother of all trvkes

/afl/ btfo

nobody gives a fuck about your sex life mate

r/ThatHappened

>>149606680
ask milady for a snap of her bajongajongs

>>149606700
me on the right, naidoc week on the left

>>149606680
tell her you have a present for her haha

hanging out with the misso and the kid on the couch
about to watch >our snus take a big win, probably play some pokemon or zelda afterwards then watch >our bane
pretty good saturday i reckon this'll be

9/10 on the scrandle

more like sarah bones
cause id bone her haha

all i ask is that aints pull a W out of their arse today

the gf tossing the coin

crazy how tradies swallow the union kool aid but dont realise unions are working against their own interests

its a rat race and i'm a mouse

and then north melbourne was like
>WAAAAAAA WE DESERVE PRIME TIME SLOTS WAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE US GOOD FRIDAY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CROWDS ARE NOT ARE FAULT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Caddy on Andrew is a teenage girls wet dream

thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

>>149607102
in here lads

garn aldi you deadset fucking legends want anything?

>>149607143
chicken nuggets and a loaf of bread

was at the footy last night. at quarter time this all white dance troop of """abbos"""" came out and did some """"traditional"""" dancing to a soundtrack of missy elliot work it and kendrick lamar not like us while the stadium lighting changed into abbo flag colours. got a roaring round of applause from the old white women sat next to me who left early btw.

kimchi noodles for lunch

/r/thathappened

post more you cunts this is supposed to be my mate simulator

a second black man has hit the game at marvel

stop being a needy cunt

LE FIREWOOD MAN GOES CHOP CHOP

If things got the popularity they deserved AFL would get Sheffield shield crowd and the Sheffield shield would get AFL crowds

ethan read should be like
>my name is pronounced read not read

>>149607771
>>149607473
/r/exposed_as_a_wanker

so heckin' first nations and valid

>>149607869
>arrive to Australia on the first fleet
>see aboriginals
>they look white

>>149593932
Victoria is fine. Melbourne is fucked.

Hopefully poofters and trannies take over gayfl so then NRL can be Australia's sport for actual men

>>149607863
gym thots might have me me fucked up because these arses are mid af

>>149607143
Do they still have that white chocolate with coconut and cornflakes?

If soccer didn't exist Brazilians and others would be better at AFL than we are

>>149607974
other way around dickhead

>>149607974
Possibly by virtue of their population, which is almost 10 times that of Australia, giving them a larger talent pool though having said that we always win more medals than them at the Olympics despite them having a far greater population.

that haircut looks ridiculous on such a manlet

hate seeing bombies lose, my qt little girl marnie will be so upset :(

the kings will forever be umpqueens as long as they play

imagine australia flooded with brapzilian gfs instead of pajeets

big booty brazilian girls do big farts

reminder watching streams is not illegal, only hosting them
gc v essendon

https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/essendon-bombers-gold-coast-suns-jul-5

>>149608044
>we
what medals did you win mate?

>>149608044
incorrect
>>149608005
correct

>>149608093
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>149608093
women's skateboarding

>>149604579
>Edgelord

Nothing edgy about it. Choosing the soft option and not undertaking hardship and pain is the literal definition of cowardice. Choosing to end your life explicitly to avoid it, makes Euthanasia the ultimate cowardly act.

Have you been mind fucked so hard that you think suicide is a "stunning and brave" act or something?

>>149608088
>ywn enjoy bumpercars with the talibros

>omg the player pointed their finger at me )))::; that's it im rewarding 6 points to his opposition

this is how gay your sport is and this is how piss weak viccos are lol

>>149594086
>>149608123
>nooooooooo you have to suffer an unnecessarily painful and prolonged death because you'll be a "coward" if you don't

>>149608113
you are a single, childless male
other peoples accomplishments are not your own

>>149608123
youre posting on 4chan in 2025. you are statistically weak and have never endured hardship

>>149608158
You are a gigantic faggot and I hope you die soon.

>>149608158
Victorian sport, mate

nrlsperg very antsy today

>>149608170
Kek you are very upset

any dosn men in watching
lual is finna be good
caddy is a proper threat
kako is an endurance beast

dosn hip 2026

>>149608113
>>149608170
Not him but how exactly is he wrong? "We" as pronouns refers to a group that the person is directly a part of.

If one wasn't part of the Olympic team then using "we" is incorrect

>>149608183
You're always in these threads saying the same gay and divisive shit so I hate you. These threads would be better if you were dead.

KEK DUMB NIG

>>149608217
>Not him
>Is him

macfuck andrew, kek what a numb jigaboo

>>149608154
>Oh no, I stubbed my toe
>better kill myself

>>149608123
suicide on it's own? no
suicide attacks on the other hand are giga chad
you inflict heavy damage against your enemy and simultaneously deny them the humiliation ritual of capturing and trialing you

this black guy single handily costing suns the game

>>149608164
>Literal projection

>mac
dumb n-

AGAIN!

i

>>149607143
dozen eggs and some breakfast juice thanks champ

>>149608358
disgusting man faced hag

>>149608370
Nah shes hot

YUCK

>>149606308
>getting your balls milked daily by a milf in a comfy rural hamlet
sounds like the dream

>not wanting people to kill themselves is now considered "edgy" by dipshit zoomers

Peak clownworld.

>>149608358
is that bezo's new wife?

Crazy that I used to cum on my bed sheets and carpet, I'm proud how much I've matured in the last 5 years

>>149608254
>a stubbed toe is the exact same as terminal illness

>>149608502
didnt bob marley die from a stubbed toe?

>>149608502
>terminal illness
We're all going to die.
Be stunning and brave!
Kill yourself today,

this new toyota as was *kind of* funny the first time they played it but i reckon i’ve seen it 20 times in the last 12 hours

>>149607863
Me on the right

The gf

Wallsposting is back baby

>>149608576
yeah must've played about six times during half time

>>149608358
imagine analing that

>>149608614
Anal sucks tbqhwy

I'd only do it if my misso really wanted it.
But pussy>>>ass

>>149608633
yum

>>149608633
Toast underdone for mine. Lgm other than that

>>149608633
Faggot

dimma is a cuck bitch

>>149608684
so is your dad

>>149608633
>falling for the eggs and bacon breakfast meme
lol
lmao even

rulesperg on the job

Fuck i fucking hate the gayfl. This weeks talking point is players colliding with umpires, who gives a shit

archer may kick a goal

Wonder what next weeks talking point will be

>having a forward lead at the ball
Not sure I like this version of the dosn.

Dead thread

gc, the team with a stacked half back and midfield, considered to be a premiership chance by many, is currently losing to a bunch of literal whos

>>149608705
probably the umpires getting collided into

French Vanilla cup of tea for me, before I start hitting the whiskey

>>149608831
Crispo

>>149608724
the lack of ________ representation, and what WE can do about remedying it.

>>149608607
imagine the ranga bush

Collingwood are going to pulverise Gold Shit next week

>gold cunts
Add another club to the fraud list.

Weren't Essendon at something like @4 before the game?
Maybe we should bet against the Snus every week after the byes since that's when they always fuck up

>>149608804
>considered to be a premiership chance by many
Not a single person who has any football knowledge rated them.
People with a brain have outlined exactly how their season will go from the very first game.
The AFL gave them the absolute softest draw in the early part of the year, which saw them sitting high up on the ladder and the second they start playing decent teams, they'll tumble down the order.

They'll finish 9th and not make finals.

>>149608952
>Qualified for finals
>2 games clear on top of the ladder
>Played up in Gold Coast
>Still have to play actual contenders in Brisbane, Adelaide and Hawthorn in the season

Nah, Collingwood will likely take it easy and lose. Eye on the bigger prize. Of course the footy media will laud Gold Coast as a genuine premiership threat on the back of it. But they will not make finals.

>>149609037
if gold shit win today and next week they will definitely play finals

>>149609037
big iq here.

If Collingwood don't win the flag I'll be very, very surprised.

That overturned goal hit the flag kek

Took a big shit at 3QT and just got back. What the hell happened to Essendon?

damn another close one blew out in the 4th quarter
what are the odds...

>Doordash notification that KFC delivery fee is down to $3.95 from $8.95.
>Have a look at the menu
>They've increased the food prices by $5 so it's exactly the same price as it was before

>There is reportedly ‘increasing doubt’ over the availability of Geelong superstar Bailey Smith for Saturday’s clash with Richmond at GMHBA Stadium.
JUST?

>>149609119
maybe give it a break for a bit

>>149609124
oh noooo the player thats in 100% of teams
how will we cope?

First team to 100 usually wins.

>>149609124
I fucking hate Geelong. Just be honest with your injury list for fuck's sake. No other club is as bad with the deceptive behaviour around it as they are.

>>149609119
>They've increased the food prices by $5 so it's exactly the same price as it was before
How many food items do you need to add to get +$5?

To the bloke who was rude to me last night: I hope you've done some growing up and are ready to apologise for your behaviour.

>>149609156
They'll have him do a test before the game. If he passes, he plays. If he doesn't, he doesn't.
So it's up in the air currently.

>>149607863
wonder how much poo has been pushed out of those bums collectively

>>149609049
Winner of the round 23 match, GC vs GWS will play finals.

hope you stop getting kfc twice a day you fat cunt

>>149609119
based no drivers licence haver

>>149608623
while true it doesn't feel as good it's aesthetic and psychologically satisfying af
nothing quite like dominantly gaping a nice round arse

>>149607863
Why do they get progressively more skimpy as you go down the list? Then hat-chan has wholesome bottoms on, she must be a real ho in the bedroom if she's on the far right.

Wow!! That's only $6.25 for a can of solo poisoned with 17ml of ethanol! Get in quick!!

>>149609164
i have and im not mate, what are your thoughts about that?

>>149609161
Everything is $5. A box meal that was $17.95 is now $22.95 so in effect this will actually be more expensive for people ordering more than one item.

>>149609210
maybe tomorrow then...

>>149609119
zero sympathy or respect for you.

This is the dosn I know.

>>149609184
>stop eating fast food as much
>have more money
>feel happier
>lose weight
>when I do eat it rarely I enjoy it much more
Bros.. I think I've cracked the code..

>>149609156
They are deceptive with their injury list because if they become declarative, people will quickly see through they fact they are standing down players to avoid drug detection.

Matthew Stokes is still at the club for a reason.

in vietnam you can get a feed and a beer for like $3

>>149609215
So a single burger (not a box meal you fat cunt) is +$5 as well?

>>149609119
fast food friday was yesterday mate

why do fully grown men get these sorts of girly tats?

i hate geelong because their logo is shit

is kfcsperg also cantaffordahomesperg?

Wayde Skipper. Great name

>Buy an airfryer
>Frozen fishfingers
>Kewpie Mayonnaise
Can be a disgusting slop enjoyer at home for a fraction of the price.

>>149609229
and they have heckin beer in vending machines in japan!

I would never be able to decide what tattoos to get

I made my own sausage rolls last week
mum loved them

>>149609261
What meat did you use

>>149609238
So true
Ordered uberpajeets for the first time all year last night. Got katsu chicken rice bowl from local Asian place. Wanted to order direct but their website wasn't working properly and wasn't calling them to order so just got delivered. Was still pretty good

>>149609230
Individual burgers are $1.50 more, ugly.

>>149607929
gym thots are wearing activeware that shapes even the most haggard bitch into something sexually appealing.

There's a webm that's been making the rounds for the last few months highlighting how dire it actually can be.

>>149609240
tattoos done on that leg there tend to be self-done when pissed.
t. knower

>>149609258
give me a concise list of topics you won't spergout over

>QT: +1
>HT: +4
>3QT: +3
>FT: +41
Essendon really died in the arse.

>>149609229
That requires you to be in Vietnam.
A fate worse than death.

>>149609261
what a coincidence she loved my sausage roll also (my penis)

>Rowell not changing how he plays the ruck contest even with the threat of suspension
bold

>>149608358
i love women but I swear they get less attractive and appealing year after year. stop fucking bogging themselves ffs

>>149609273
>There's a webm that's been making the rounds for the last few months highlighting how dire it actually can be.
Link.

>>149609286
Being white in Vietnam is pretty kino. The ladies yearn for the BWC.

>>149609266
cock

>>149609296
all me.

>>149609300
sarah jones got so wet and fucking horny and turned on when he stone walled her, so fucking alpha, look at her horny she is fucking slut, love it, fucking horny dirty bitch

Thongs are great, they're comfortable and your ass looks sexy in them.

>>149609229
you can also fuck a 19 year old girl and her 34 year old mum for like 20 bucks

>>149609229
vietnam is kino. It's what Thailand used to be 20 years ago. Only thing that sucks is the hard language barrier. Go Philippines.

>>149609286
parts of vietnam offer just about the best quality of life:cost ratio on the planet desu
and gook whores are badddies built for white (anglo) cock

>>149609315
Have heard that high heels improve the arse, but never thongs.

what did rowell say?
also farted in bunnings and buttered my cheeks

been out all morning what have I missed

>thursday night: norf flogged
>last night: poos and iggs flogged
>today: dons flogged; tiges and poort about to be flogged
fuck footy's boring

>>149609320
>Go Philippines.
i did it was sketchy as fuck. some flip in /int/ told me that's because is was in a tagalog area though but i have my doubts.

I dont know what Rowell said, nor do I care

Just drive to KFC you fat lazy fucks

>>149609346
>poort about to be flogged
Looking forward to posting about #SACKHINKLEY.

No mention of Saints vs Hawks?

>>149609347
oh true? I've only heard good things about Manilla and Cebu, everywhere had it's shitholes I spose

>>149609360
The only touch he had.

>>149609355
>thinking the manbabies itt have their drivers licence

>>149609367
>Manilla
Sounds dodgy from George Christensen's stories.

>>149609266
beef, carrot and onion with cumin, paprika, worchestershire sauce and a few other things. Wasn't sure about the cumin but it ended up working
had some filo pastry I needed to get rid of so I used that instead of puff

fox news media are EVIL and are RUINING this GAME

Can’t trust a bloke with a FOB Asian wife

>>149609302
>Link
I didn't save that shit and searching for obese women getting into leggings returns millions of hits and probably has fucked up my algorithm.

Lurk for long enough and you'll see it, especially when an autist wants to disrupt a thread posting shit like nikocado arsehole.

might go Africa and impregnante hundreds of them like that French bloke

asian women are vapid whores and prey on weak men

>>149609367
i was in angeles city outside of manila. only place in all of se asia i felt like i had to watch my back while out. tourists actually get robbed and shot there regularly. it's more like mexico than asia. the women weren't even that hot either. lots of fatties thanks to the american influence.

>>149609406
>women are vapid whores and prey on weak men
truth

>>149609409
damn that sucks. Might have to roll the dice and go South America for the little brown fuck machines

sex is meaningless and for the plebs
seek spiritual ascension

spiritual ascension is found through the prostate

>>149609418
same. thinking bogota desu.
only problem is how much it costs to get there and back compared with hopping over to se asia.

>>149609433
yeah the flights are a fucking rort but rekon it would be worth if I could spend a while there. I dated a Colombian who moved here for a little white, absolutely insane but only wanted to fuck and her Argentinian friend was hot as fuck

If AFL was the singular global football code imagine thinking Australia would be the dominant country lol you are fucking dreaming, same thing with Cricket and anything else.

>>149609400
Going to check fit's >>>/fit/fph thread. If it's not there, you're making it up.

my bombies are NOT stuck in no-man’s land
there is a lot to like about them

>>149609459
both statements are untrue

>>149609409
Philippines is closer to Mexico than other Asian nations because they literally welcomed a shit ton of Spanish and Mexican immigrants.


They are the only Asians with Latin American ancestry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

>>149609455
We can never go back to the 90s.

nate caddys momther

>Cameron just said that they knew late yesterday Smith wouldn't be playing
Would've been nice to know, you fucking cunts.

>>149609523
I'm sure the missus will forgive you, Josh.

>>149609500
>fat
looks great to me desu.

>>149609450
argentina is interesting apparently loads of passport bros and digital nomads are heading there because of milei and sluts obvs

Why is Smith unavailable every second week?

>>149609547
this but unironically
luckily I have zak johnson's 79 as coverage

>>149609500
curvy, chubby and "fat" are all for me, gorgeous

>>149609542
His teammates hate him, so needs a break.

>>149609547
This is Cheatlong's FUKKEN FAULT HE'S IN MY FWD LINE WITH NO LOOPHOLE

>>149609540
They've been doing that since the '08 meltdown. It's a hellhole.

>>149609540
>because of milei
I haven't followed argie shit in a while but it would make sense with what he's trying to do to fix the economy. Can see places like El Salvador becoming good in the next 3-5 years because Bukele has cleaned house, is going hard on BTC and gets US money to house criminals

>wah I'm a weak little onions cuck bitch who can't get a white girl I think I'm going to go to a third world country to get a gf

Kill yourself

>>149609542
Since the AFL audited Geelong they needed to cut down on outside payments. As such, Bailey Smith wasn't getting paid the full amount he was promised so is cutting back on his working hours.

tl;dr - It's fucking cold in Geelong and he's had a lingering soft tissue injury. No need to risk him against Richmond.

>>149609585
australian women are absolutely foul mate, even the immigrants become terrible people
I don't blame anyone for looking elsewhere

>>149609585
serious question, what do modern white women offer besides being able to lay still and take a dick? They are just so boring and this come from a guy with a white gf

>>149609585
Sorry, Sharron, but you'll need to settle with some Indian fella.

>>149609592
>>149609595
>>149609600
seething lmao

Im a autistic retarded manchild

>>149609569
looks alright to me
>>149609583
based knower

>>149609609
So is everyone in this thread.

>>149609585
hope she see's this bro

>>149609610
Well sure if you're going there to completely avoid people, lol.

wtf is with Richmond's kawaii chibi tiger banner?

Been shitting through the eye of a needle all day long. I haven't left the house, can't risk being too far from the toilet and even farting is risky

>>149609433
Bogota is a shithole. Medellin is much better

argentina is white

>>149609678
heard medellín has gone downhill the last few years

Cameron Green has scored about 25 runs @ an avg of 5 since Kane Cornes named him as one of the most overrated things in sport

I went to both a couple of years ago and enjoyed Medellin far more. There was only a small area around the town square in Bogota that was safe for tourists

>>149609709
What is Konstas' average this series?

got a feeling Cats are about to flex right now and shit on the Tigers

essendon sucks

>>149609717
Meant for >>149609707

>>149609729
if you have first hand experience, fair enough. i'm just going off youtubers.

why would I want to travel when I can just look up places on google images

>>149609735
The bald Jew shat all over Bogota https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I61plMS2Yg

>>149609736
I'm so glad we don't have smell-o-vision. Walking through India on Google maps street view is hilarious.

>>149609500
6 is the best

bemusing you blokes make fun of people for enjoying things when you sit in your cave terminally online everyday

>>149609744
just hate waging me

>>149609771
you don't have the credentials to judge what is morally superior

>>149609744
i used to be like this and then i travelled and now i get why people like to do it

>400000 bucks saved
should i just buy a house in greece and leave australia

>>149609786
pretty much

>>149609786
pederast nonce

>>149609786
400k ain't buying you anything, even in greece.

>>149609786
France has some houses for like $75,000.

>>149609786
yeah, literally anywhere but here mate.
Congrats on saving that much too. I pissed away all my money

>>149609795
italy has houses for peanuts

Geelong are now doing songs after their goals. I am done.

>>149609661
had a bad vindaloo? been there before

>>149609795
>france
these will be your fellow neighbours

>>149609795
I walked past a couple at the shops a couple months back and heard part of their conversation where he said; "France is the ghetto of Europe" and I couldn't agree more. Almost lolled hard on the spot.

>>149609793
greece doesnt have sex tourism.
>>149609794
incorrect
>>149609795
yeah but even in the southeast the winters are a bit chilly (and its more expensive there; i would have to go a bit more rural than I'd like)
>>149609797
i just lived at home and spend fuck all

>>149609585
based as fuck

>this country bad
>btw im an alcoholic

Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today

>>149609296
>Over within 5 minutes of the game starting
lol

>>149609806
I can bleach them...

I'm an alcoholic because the country is so bad

>>149609810
This country is great but a lot of the people suck desu.

i want to go to ayers rock

>>149609832
rather her cock iykwim haha

>>149609832
*Uluru

greece seems like neet paradise desu
you can just live your life on your terms and no one will judge

Tigers supporter here. Will be killing myself later tonight.

I need about tree fiddy

>>149609838
spain too, employment rate is so bad no one judges if you neet

>>149609794
retarded idiot

>>149609838
you could say the same of the non-tourist parts of south east asia too. They got flooded with Russians and Ukrainians who had money escaping the war so there are literal towns of them in parts of Thailand

Who is Richmond's aboriginal? Looks straight out of the 80s.

what is Mario from Doncaster thinking right now?

Lads, Seth just posted

>>149609717
There is a small area around me that isn't safe for cholos

>>149609835
idkwym :(

why is this nigger gatekeeping relocating somewhere cheaper where you get treated better?

>>149609872
baffling that he's sperging about someone improving their quality of life

>>149609852
They must all be doing some visa hopping shit because you are generally not allowed to stay unless over 50 on a retirement visa

>>149609746
that's his business model though
there are non-shithole areas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_LFhCYsDc

women just cucked themselves into being the only ones allowed to change pooey undies lol

I need to poo

>>149609880
yeah you can do visa runs to Cambodia or Vietnam without too much trouble, there was supposedly a new visa aimed at digital nomads for long stays but I think there's problems with it currently around the taxation

afl stands for aussies fucking leaving

>>149609854
junior rioli

>>149609879
>sperging about someone improving their quality of life
normal everyday australians do this regularly though. make any attempt to improve yourself and they'll mock you

wonder how many cocks my future wife will be sucking tonight

>>149609894
Probably for the best. When I make the missus wear a nappy and it needs changing it always ends up in sexual touching.

>>149609928
yeah pretty pathetic, crabs in a barrel can't stand someone trying to get ahead

>>149609905
Yep.

>>149609928
I find they mock you whatever you do.

>>149609880
There's hardly any countries you can flee to without either marrying one or being over 50

AFL stands for abo fart lover

ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why we’re the worst posters on this entire site. no other thread, no other board derails as hard as /afl/ or as we begrudgingly call it, "/alf/." we barely talk about footy, every thread gets hijacked by /pol/ poofs. absolute shambles. cheers, this drink’s on you.

>>149609960
not true at all mate

why would you want to travel anywhere? - anon 29m who finds his local kfc 5kms away challenging to get to

Grim

>>149609979
truthie

>>149609799
the afl is a product which must compete with the nrl product both of whom borrow ideas from the nfl and nba products. you WILL like the goal songs and you WILL like wild card round

>>149609979
afl is dogshit these days anyway
go to bigfooty or some shit

>>149609979
As you watch more games you realise that only the last 10 minutes matter and only if it's close.
So there's nothing happening at the moment.

>>149609979
The game is already over. It was a longshot and Tigers are now crippled by injury to boot. What would you like to discuss about it?

>>149609979
>cheers, this drink’s on you.

>>149609979
have a fucking cry about it why don't you

>>149609997
/afl/ lost its kino when it stopped doing prostitute reviews.

>>149609979
what's there to talk about? it's fucking richmond
this is just a general for people to hang out and shoot the shit while we watch the game
think of it like being at the pub

imagine being at the pub watching the footy with mates talking shit and some little dweeb cunt comes over and tells you to keep it football related only

>>149609979
>begrudgingly

>>149609979
how are we meant to talk about the footy when nobody came even watch it?

>>149610000
>>149610003
>>149610024
>>>/sharty/

>>149610028
why did you only start this after 4chan went down?

>>149610034
Because clearly there's an issue with redditjak spammers who came here from sharty

>>149609786
with a 250k euro property purchase you qualify for the greek golden visa program which is 5 year residency, renewable, with citizenship after 7.

I believe many of you might be better suited for Reddit

Lads, Jezza just posted

epic football discussion lads

>>149610051
you'd only know that if you spent a lot of time there..........

all the good /afl/ posters have moved to the discord

honestly can't remember the last time I felt this underwhelmed about the footy, even the coof years were fucking funny seeing what shit they were gonna pull every week. It's just absolute cookie cutter slop fests on repeat lately

>>149609744
it's the wanderlust for me. Live Laugh wonderLust

>>149610061
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

/afl/ is based as fuck these days not sure what you're all whining about. oh wait a few of you just whine and whine no matter what.

>dog mum
>love travelling
>omg love food too
>only swipped right for your doggo xd

would it be cringe to wear a portugal wogball jersey to the pub? (because that cunt died)
I just like the way it looks + it's clean

>>149610051
my reddit accounts keep getting banned
there is no free speech over there

>I sound like a broken record but *says the same thing again*
Hate when people do this

>>149610046
not if your some sperg neet who cant even get a gf in his home country, read the fine print mate.

>>149609744
travel is good especially for an introvert like me

>>149610072
you should make a custom tee with paul walker and that soccer player and text underneath saying "see you again"

>>149610070
There are some extremely bitter posters here that will literally complain about or contradict anything you post. I know things are fucking shit in this country, and with footy atm, but you don't have to be a miserable fuck 24/7. It's okay to take a break sometimes.

I love my little safe space which is alf

The only reason I have this game on is so I don't have to torrent porn in silence.

Might book a trip to Bali tonight. 6 hour flight, then eat and drink like a king for a week. Yep, that's the plan

revved status?

>>149610092
based as fuck, I have the entire dogfart sitrerip on my plex server so I can access on my tv or phone whenever I want

>>149610083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIEAujHy_g0
what if I sing this?

when mumza says "i'm not going to say it again!!" in an angry tone when nagging you to do something or get a job
and then you hit her with the "okay thanks"

shut the fuck up about your mom cunt

oh no some cunt is gonna try use is foy gay arse mick

>>149610084
i used to feel sorry for them and want to help them but the truth is that they are just bad people who hate themselves and project that onto the rest of us. you can't help people like that.
on the other hand there's a bunch of bros here who are going to fucking make it.

>>149610084
so true you arent allowed to enjoy anything here

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE

the coof years actually broke the spell of this shit game for me. Once I watched those first few no crowd games I realized it was just a bunch of gronks kicking a ball around a field and it's been forever ruined.

>>149610084
You'll be bitter when you wake up in the hospital after I'm done with you mate

/afl/ is based except for a basedjackers and greentexters

100+ LOOMING
NOT A DRILL.

>>149610124
the pandemic games made me realise it's just a bunch of shouty dickhead types i've despised all my life

Don't think my tigers will win this one

the height of covid was crazy looking back
two melbourne men literally went to jail for a year just for going to the grand final in perth lol

lol

Dont like the gay music they play at gayfl matches

FIRST DRUBBING OF THE YEAR HAPPENING

>atkins 13 tackles in less than half a game
What the FUCK

>>149610131
>Average margin of the three completed games this round is 54 points
>Margin is already 52 points 6 minutes before half time
Will a single match be competitive this round? Sydney - Freo is a chance, right?

WHAT A GREAT ROUND OF FOOTY!!

>>149610144
these people make me feel bad for even liking afl

tigers domination era made me realize how boring this sport can become when a soulless team is ontop

FUCKING UMPS

>>149610150
He's been good this year.

>>149610144
kek

Who is in the /afl/ rogues gallery of villains?

inb4
>realize

tigers weren't even good looking back
>Two flags against interstate sides who choked on the big stage
>1 flag in a covid fake era gabba gf

>>149610158
just like Fagpies now

>>149610142
For breaking quarantine, sneaking across state lines and risking shutting down billions of economic activity and millions of lives because they wanted to watch a game.
Should've gotten more.

>>149610144
looks sick

>>149610168
Love that cope. A team can't 'luck' into 3 premierships you fucking idiot

>>149610142
i remember some arab in sydney leaving home quarantine while infected and being the opening news item for like a week while they tracked him down

found my old whitney houston jumper

>>149610144
going to Far? never heard of it.

>>149610150
He averages like 15 tackles a game. Going to smash the tackle record for the year.

i loved the first wave of covid when one person had it and it was always a massive sperger who went to kfc like 3 times in one day

>>149610172
not really, if lions can play them in this seasons GF then we'll get a kino rematch.

I wonder why cartcunt/richmondspastic suddenly stopped posting here

FUCKING GREEN MAGGOTS

>>149610177
oh no! not quarantine!

>Stop the game for an """injured""" player
>The guy doesn't even go off
Pathetic.

>>149610151
there's been 4 completed games this round so far

>>149610197
my girl been freaky with the tongue xd

where's the newwy

>>149610177
work on your bait mate

Why are Banekeks already deluding themselves into thinking they can defeat the mighty pies

>>149610197
This one always freaks me out because it looks like her left thumb is backwards.

>stop the boats
>dont even stop the boats
pathetic

remember the ladies and gentlemen post?

i remember when it flared up here and the main hotspot was my local rub n tug

>>149610200
>>149610212
WA had a completely normal time during covid by keeping the filthy eastern staters out. No reason why they should suffer because you're living like packed sardines.

>>149610208
OH MY

nah fuck this match. why should richmond have to play at this shit heap of a 'stadium'

still makes my blood boil all the shit they pulled during covid. and everyone just lapped it up and went along with it

America is better than Ausfaliure

>>149610177
those who enable tyrants are themselves tyrants
you should be stripped naked and eviscerated in the middle of the city square

>>149610238
this but why should cats have to play against this shitheap of a 'team'

you know the longer you're out of work then the harder it will be to land a job

>>149610245
tuberculosis is better than multiple sclerosis

>>149610231
>completely normal time during covid
nigger your idea of "normal" is fucking spasticated

Should Typhoid Mary have been isolated from the population?

all the players should be naked I wanna see their cocks flop around

what can we pick on about nick daicos now that he is a contested marking machine

Jezza status: Spastic

there's the token miss from 20 out dead in front. from the coleman leader too

imagine reading all this and thinking /afl/ is shit

his "contested marks" have landed in his lap, he's soft as butter, and he flops and ducks whenever he can
works extremely hard though, super fit

Is richmond winning

>>149610264
It was normal for people living there. The outsiders just weren't allowed in.

>>149610264
wouldn't mind either, both can get you free centrelink money.

>the massive spud known as ben king is second in the coleman
i dont want to live anymore

>>149610286
done his hammy from carrying around that MASSIVE schmeat

>>149610290
meant for >>149610262

help

>>149610280
>his “contested marks" have landed in his lap
so how does that change the fact they’re contested then you fucking retard

i remember one NYE we were allowed to have something like 5 guests around but you were only allowed to dance and kiss the people you lived in the house with

>>149610298
I need somebody help

Shit Kilda vs Hawshit finna be an absolute fucking belter I reckon

why is there two games at marvel today

>>149610302
imagine all the people that fucked their sisters

>>149610289
nothing about it was normal
t. lived there the entire time

Yeah Daicos is extremely fit but I could get that fit too if I put in the effort. Let me sit out the back of every contest and I can guarantee I'd rack up 30+ every week

I fell for an onlyfans scam

>>149610316
>but I could get that fit too if I put in the effort
why don't you?

>>149610299
retarded piesfaggot, they were barely contested and basically just given to him to stadpad
it's not like he outmarked sam taylor or something
nick daicos is the russell westbrook of the afl

>>149610319
Can't be bothered

>>149610316
onya harlz

>>149610207
Yeah, I fucked up and missed a game. Average margin is 51 points from 4 games though so point still stands.

>>149610316
you probably couldn't even do a commando roll without breaking something
spastic

wonder what annie knight is up to

>>149610344
2500 odd

>>149610344
Scamming this guy >>149610318

>>149610351
awwww no bill you cant say that

>>149610243
unironically it was the happiest I've been because I finally had something in my life to rally against and challenge me. I relished the dirty looks from boomers when I went out unmasked and loved finding the fake check in apps online. Friends still seethe to this day that I'm pureblood. Was like that dude in Camus' The Plague who loses his mind after it all dies down and he has nothing left to fight against anymore

>>149610302
At one of the street NYE parties when I was a kid, late at night when all the parents were drunk they got me to see if I could fit through the dog door.
I could, and I received much cheer, laughter and applause.

>>149610318
spill the goss

new
>>149610378
>>149610378

>>149610373
I just didnt want to use my real card so paid for a dodgy service with crypto that didnt work

imagine if faggots didn't make newwies we could have got this bad boy to 1000