Thread 149593394

Try July edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Canberra Raiders v St George-Illawarra Dragons
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
GIO Stadium, Canberra
1.24-4.10
>The Dragons held on for a much-needed victory over the Eels, but face the Raiders who have moved into first place courtesy of six straight wins.
Raiders 1-12 3.10
Raiders 13+ 1.82
Dragons 1-12 5.30
Dragons 13+ 12.50
Raiders -12.5 1.90 Dragons +12.5 1.90

>GAME 2
North Queensland Cowboys v Melbourne Storm
7:35pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville
2.66-1.48
>The outcome of this Super Saturday showdown could be decided by a former Storm player or 2024's Dally M winner.
Cowboys 1-12 4.00
Cowboys 13+ 7.25
Storm 1-12 2.95
Storm 13+ 2.45
Cowboys +7.5 1.98 Storm -7.5 1.83

NRLW
>GAME 1
Brisbane Broncos v Wests Tigers
12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Totally Workwear Stadium, Coorparoo
1.11-6.70
>2023 Female Dally M winner Tamika Upton returns to the Broncos, while Jillaroos teammate Kezie Apps begins her eighth NRLW season.
Broncos 1-12 3.40
Broncos 13+ 1.51
Tigers 1-12 7.25
Tigers 13+ 26.00
Broncos -17.5 1.90 Tigers +17.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Canberra Raiders v St George-Illawarra Dragons
3:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
GIO Stadium, Canberra
1.49.2.63
>The Raiders have won both clashes against the Dragons, but 2023's leading try scorer Teagan Berry could be the spark to reverse that trend.
Raiders 1-12 2.70
Raiders 13+ 2.85
Dragons 1-12 3.50
Dragons 13+ 7.00
Raiders -4.5 1.90 Dragons +4.5 1.90

>GAME 3
North Queensland Cowboys v Gold Coast Titans
5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville
2.13-1.72
>Skillful Cowboys half Kirra Dibb could hold the key for the hosts, while Titans fullback Jaime Chapman is one of the NRLW's quickest players.
Cowboys 1-12 3.05
Cowboys 13+ 5.30
Titans 1-12 2.80
Titans 13+ 3.70
Cowboys +1.5 1.99 Titans -1.5 1.82

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Leigh Leopards v Wigan Warriors
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.50-1.32
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Leigh Sports Village Stadium

>GAME 2
Salford Red Devils v Warrington Wolves
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
101.00-1.005
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Salford Stadium.

>GAME 3
Hull FC v St Helens
00:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.80-1.45
>Round 17 of the Super League, from MKM Stadium.

>GAME 4
Wakefield Trinity v Catalans Dragons
02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.28-3.60
>Round 17 of the Super League, from the DIy Kitchens Stadium.

>GAME 5
Hull KR v Leeds Rhinos
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.23-4.10
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Sewell Group Craven Park.

Can I get a BroncGODS?

can I get an eat shit doggies?

Dogs really are a one man band with Crichton, the rest of the team is shit and are barely first grade quality outside of Burton, Kiraz and Kikau

LOL @ raiders 13+ paying $1.82...
NO WAY faiders even WIN this game LOL...

>>149593506
BroncGODS

I just tipped the favs this round except for the bunnies

pooders
poorm
no upsets today boys

>>149593394 (OP)
Canberra
Cowboys

Leigh Wigan in Pooper League is a good match so far

TONKED

Oh sorry thought I was in the cricket thread

>>149597895
Just tuned in

doggies fans not happy

CAM ON LEIGH

Pooders
Cowshits

EZPZ

GOOD

MORNING!!

>forgot to tip
>received a point anyway

Today's the day Jetaya makes a name for herself

YJK

still don't know how the broncos pulled off that one

>>149603357
This has to be some naruto type shit fr fr

>>149603521
Dont worry about it

>>149592034
1. Broncos winning was not an upset. This game was always 50/50.
2. You're dreaming if you think the bookies favourites will win all remaining games. Cowboys have won 3 of the last 4 against Melbourne, and losing Ryan Papenhuyzen is massive for pozzbourne in an already depleted team. Similar to last night, where Dogs have never beaten Broncos at Accor, Manly have NEVER beaten Souths at 4Pines. They will get heemed.

Just reminding you that bogey teams and hoodoos DO exist in rugby league.

Yep. Just as I predicted. That wanker asshole cancer that is Lachlan Galvin has officially infected the dogs, and they are now terminal. It will be a slow painful death from here on in. He single handedly killed the tigers off in 2025, now hes done it to the bulldogs. Or is it pure coincidence that the dogs season has gone downhill ever since that pumpkin pie haired little poof joined them... I think not.

I told you this last year when the hype started and sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is. You know who you are. He's an average low skill plodder and too young he should be in reserve grade. Dogs are brain-dead to change a team topping the table.

They've put all their hopes on that fucking rookie plodder oxygen their lachy galvin...his mere presence in the team is a major handicap...

>Yep. Just as I predicted. That wanker asshole cancer that is Lachlan Galvin has officially infected the dogs, and they are now terminal. It will be a slow painful death from here on in. He single handedly killed the tigers off in 2025, now hes done it to the bulldogs. Or is it pure coincidence that the dogs season has gone downhill ever since that pumpkin pie haired little poof joined them... I think not.

I told you this last year when the hype started and sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is. You know who you are. He's an average low skill plodder and too young he should be in reserve grade. Dogs are brain-dead to change a team topping the table.

They've put all their hopes on that fucking rookie plodder oxygen their lachy galvin...his mere presence in the team is a major handicap...

BEEP BEEP

>>149603679
>sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is
That never happened

God it feels GOOD to be a bronGODS supporter today. Woke up early

Further update: Dashcams Adelaide has now blocked me on my main account after I called him a flog, not just my alternate girl account.

>>149604176
>not just my alternate girl account

nobody cares bro you're a derrick

REED MAHONEY IS A COWBOY

>>149603670
TIGGERS R SHIT
ALWAYS HAVE BEEN
ALWAYS WILL BE
SHIT 4EVA

BENJI = MEDIA HYPE
CRIMINAL = MEDIA HYPE

ROLLERCOASTER OF A BroncBRO
>have no intentions of watching the game
>put bets on anyway
>check scores on phone every 15mins
>see 18 - 0
>goes to bed
>wake up
>check YouTube
>Freddy in the sheds with broncos
>hmm…..
>check upload date
>*9 hrs ago*
>WHAT THE??
>surprised wholesome pikachu face
>watch highlights
>open sports betting app to check bets (all coconuts have the same name)
>yep it’s good being a BroncGODS MAN
>MFW

UP THE FUCKING BRONCOS! UP THE MAROONS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMIgbim75dU&list=RDSMIgbim75dU&start_radio=1

This is good! Mens game next

>>149604771
>ifag filename
>didn’t watch the game
>doesn’t post the bets

soon a legend will be born

Update: Dashcams Adelaide has created a 4chan.org/sp/nrl account and called me a derrick.

titqueens

jetaya bros...

Fellas, bought a 6 pack of wings from the corner shop and they gave me 7 :)

>>149607986
Decent looking chips too

Kek she's lost 3k followers since posting that story. Onlyfans soon...

>>149608097
her video was very conspiracy minded, she thinks her following is for her sideline commentary lmao

>>149608097
>>149608348
She must browse this poomunity. 5 minutes after this post, it goes back up. Bought some more bots I think lmao

hi tiff, i did enjoy watching games with you on the sideline, but only for the same reason i like seeing danika

BUCK SPOTTED

>4/6 successful tackles at fullback
not a good look for our girl

woman moment

broncos jumping around chimping out acting like they won the comp when they beat a dogs side with players out for origin kek

>>149608603
uh oh....

>>149608566
Remember that she's one of the lightest players in the comp, she can only do so much against larger players

How's our girl going?

Damn Kezie hit the wall hard

We need David Middleton to figure out what’s the biggest lead given up by a team that went on to win the comp. Who wouldn’t want to see posts of “peems who give up a lead of X have never won the comp”

>>149608462
Tiff posting what she is wearing was a big part of the magic that was Warriors playing 6pm on Friday.

>>149603679
People on the reddit and here all seem to have a seething hatred for Galvin, can someone explain it for me?

>>149609094
>People on Reddit
Fuck off Lachie, you can't trick us into liking you

Have any of you ever dated a middle aged girl? I've been seeing this 35 year old for a few weeks now. Feels weird being out with her, like everyone is looking at us because she's 15 years older than me, but I might just be paranoid. She's still hot and I'm having way more sex than I was previously (none). But can't see it being long term given she can't have babies now.

>>149609144
>given she can't have babies now
There are more issues than that. When you’re 55 and starting to think retirement, she’ll be 70. Have some fun, but make sure you have an exit strategy

I started dating a 20 year old kid. Fucking him often cause this is my last chance to have kids. Told him kids aren't a possibility so as not to scare him off.

INDIE BROS GET IN HERE

can't you find one from the renaissance period?

i thought she still have the fullback to beat

INDIE
INDIE
INDIE
INDIE

>>149609189
How do I exit without hurting her feelings? Or at least, without her putting out a "bad word" about me out there?

fake your death m8

CHAV GOD

>>149609345
You’d know that better than me or anyone else here
>>149609378
To a 20 year old, yes

I missed the game, what's the Jetaya verdict?

>>149609435
Unfortunately my 4th coffee knocked me out

HOPGOD

piggy bros...

B I G R I D D E L L

>show mark riddell
>who?
>fat guy right of coach
>no no no the other right

I'm so fat lads

GAMES GONE

I wish Mackenzie Wiki would beat me up

>>149608956
Poocastle lost vs. the Tigers in 01 after leading by 24.

>>149608097
i can fix her...

>>149608585
they have beaten them twice now btw

>>149609618
don’t you find it interesting that she can’t get a bloke?

i want one

jesus christ millies gotten fat in off season lay off the pies

Mum or Sister?

>>149609655
sister

>>149609631
this is why i can fix her.

Are the Raiders good lads?

>>149609669
the lady raiders, or the mens?

>>149609699
I CAN FIX HER

TWO ON DEBUT

Yea going to give it 6-9 months until she either starts a onlyfans or goes back to new zealand

>>149609734
NZ one could hope. I CAN FIX HER

tiff has austism

>>149609756
so do i

come on hattrick

MAGGOT

based white gazelle

>bent over like a cow getting milked

webm please

KEK why was Tafua defending one out from a scrum??

BEZ GOD

HATTRICK

B A S E D

these Bostocks got their celley game on point too

THE QUEEN OF /NRL/

TOTAL BUNKER DEATH

refball

>>149609918
She plays nrlw

INVADE CANBERRA

>taking a debutants hat trick off them
demonic behaviour

Rae ‘Mary’ McGregor

its over

PIKA GOD

you think indie'll stay hot with a couple more years under her belt?

>>149609946
this but Jack

You can’t tell me there isn’t a secret dossier NRL Headquarters between PVL & Abdo discussing a NRL & NRLW eugenics breeding program to ensure the future of this great sport.

>>149609953
>>149609857
MAKE IT HAPPEN

When is Chappers on?

Hollie-Mae Dodd > quincy dudd

>>149609959
25 mins time. You’ll only get to watch 15 mins cause it clashes with the other game

If hammer is such sex pest, this confirms Chapman is an equal freak in the sheets for her to want to date him

>>149609972
Based

>>149609953
give the winning origin team their pick

>>149609972
Irish: the early years

B A S E D

Sowie are you ok? Are you ok Sowie?

Raecene kicking 6/6 is pretty good

>>149610029
Let her kick for NSW

Moids btfo

>>149609435
not great at fb, i think 6 or wing is her only spot

expecting a big post cheating revenge game from chapGOD

>>149610029
Women's game always improving

Kirra is a goddess, specimen of a woman

>North Queensland Cowboys v Gold Coast Titans
>5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
>Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville
Kick off ladies

This is just a prime example of the old saying - if it ant broken don’t fix it I can’t believe the dogs let go of two vital positions 7’9 just to lockdown a young kid whose go to preferred position is five eight but the bulldogs are gonna make him play halfback they literally are shooting themselves in the foot playing around with the spine like that when September finals is literally 2 months away man Saxton & Mahoney must be so filthy and disoriented with the bulldogs and how they managed this situation

Cowwies got a gungan playing for them

>>149610210
>September finals is literally 2 months away
They were getting beaten in September anyway. Now they have someone to blame

Looked like the shorts were coming down for a second there.
>5:30, time to switch channels

>Steelers jersey
kino i’m going for the Drags

>>149610329
Based. Tonight they are the Illawarra-St George Steelers

KEK bunker should’ve have refused to review that considering it was Horsbrough

ikea food is pretty good actually

YAGIRLZ

THONG ALERT! Shorts pulled down in Cowgirls v Titgoddess’ game, switch channels

BLACK GOD

how about you post it

>>149610402
DIY

trying to bait me into turning on women's football with no (0) screenshots

big upset alert in this game lads Dragons finna boutta win

EYES ARE FUCKING PAINTED ON

That made my multi sad

WHIT GOD

>only two games
>still call it super Saturday

ANYBODY SEEN CHAPMAN?

>>149610492
IYKWIM

GAMES GONE _____

>Chapman gonna spread the legs
corr

RIGHT IN THE RIBS FUCK THAT GUY

COMEBACK

DRAGBACK

these try july celebrations have been shit so far

Multi halfway there. But only 605 instead of 705 because they fucked up the first Sloan try

FIREBREATHBACK

*burns your village down*

>>149610630
t. non-nrlw customer

pooders fading hard

Very very interesting read
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38877892/

not clicking that virus

poo curse believers getting uppity

poo curse strikes again

THE POO CURSE REMAINS TRUE AND VALID

hmmmm
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26439784/

Based whistling ad

wheres the chapman vid, is it real ?

it's real, but not public

How retarded are you people? The allegations were ANOTHER girl filmed herself with Hommer

>>149610797
they're coomers they don't have a functioning brain

>>149610488
Super Staurday

>>149610797
i should be on news.com 24/7, my bad

There's an app called 'To good to go' where you can buy the leftovers after close from restaurants and takeaways etc at a discount

manzelMAN

MANZELGOD

>>149610849
at this point humans should just be farmed by robots like in The Matrix desu

LETS GO POODERS

>>149610883
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit tbqh

NRLW as been full of surprises (except the Tigers being crap)

buck was at their game and that was cool

this game looks like shit.

>>149610990
kek no refunds I told you

Raiders got this

hoping the storm game later is better...

What does that have to do with anything. Its a great app, I just brought it up for any family members doing it tough rn or those that love bargin. Can be cheaper than groceries and cooking for yourself

how many unanswered points post poo?

>>149611024
based family helper
its tough out there!

>>149611024
thirdie mind rubbing on the populace

>manzelbrain moment
She do be like that after 60 minutes

that was a good try

The cowgirls are so cute bros

Imagine being an NRLM Dragons customer

>>149611024
It's not a terrible idea desu. Those places produce so much waste.

Indie Bostock hidden camera
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/07/05/youd-better-get-used-to-it-bostock-learns-of-nrlw-debut2/

fuck hes got some wheels

>>149611174
two absolute goober looking cunts

We’re a quarter of a century past the merger. There isn’t a coach, player, trainer or board member still there who was at the joint when it happened. Yet the stench of selling their soul remains.

>>149611143
yeah they’re fucking for sure

>>149611184
kill yourself

Indie got a choccie necklace
https://www.dragons.com.au/news/2025/07/05/a-resounding-round-1-team-song/

holy moly. this game has become interesting now.

OH WHEN THE…

Poogans deserve to lose with that trash milking

Gutho MIA. again.

>>149610934
If more people and restaurants kept their own chickens, veggie gardens, and compost bins there'd be way less food waste

>>149611273
I Don't Know Whether To Jack Off Or Cower In Fear!
So Cool! Thanks For Sharing!

Games gone soft

Klemmer is such a meathead grub lmao

Total Sutton Death

Real Klemmspazz Hours

st faggot fucking dragons

>>149611323
>>149611330
>>149611338
>>149611342
samefag

>>149611320
We can't all live in lush, green and fertile Ireland tho

>>149611365
https://youtu.be/rNcMKWIuhBk

>film my 18 year old employees on hidden cam while I declare my love for them and have a couch instead of a chair for office guests
Alpha or Ick?

Based Sweet Caroline ad

Was he really drinking water

>Drinkwater
When they're inventing surnames after your job and you're unemployed

tipped poorm
CHEEERING for the stockmen

>>149611443
>t. Everyone

They're stockpeople you absolute chud

>>149611386
>couch
americanisation is the big ick

>>149611449
Why don’t you complain when commentators say “it’s good” for a successful conversion

bellemy crashout looms

>>149611448
Based they/them pronoun user

Storm are horrendous this year with errors
What's going on

>>149611461
cause I'm not american

pooboys bros...

Top try, everyone’s multi including mine just died

fluke try I'm not worried

>>149611473
It is an Americanisation that you claim to dislike. Make up your mind schitzo

32-12

>>149611484
exactly I'm not americanised to even know that its an americanisation thanks for outing yourself even further though

The cope is real

If you compare Smith with Grant, Slater with Paps, Munster with whoever was their 5/8 (Inglis was the star but different position) and Hughes with Cronk pretty much all the new guys are significantly looser players and more creative types so that's why. Basically the whole team is looser so more errors but also more flair

>>149611491
I do like watching NFL games while WFH of a Monday in the summer

>>149611461
What's the proper Aussie way than?

the english dude was the 5/8

>>149611491
>Americanisation is only when anon knows about it
Based retard take kek

>>149611509
FAIR DINKUM TRUE BLUE SHOT

>billy still making people seethe a decade later
kek rent free

>>149611509
Fucked if I know. Good / no good is a decent way to me. Just not sure why it took the commentators here a few decades to pick it up

That's right. Even going back further they had Scott Hill there and Kimmorley, both fairly safe types of halves

that was forward why do we even have touchies

penalty
6 more
cowwies try

MISTER ANDERSON

Robert "Neo" Derby

glitch in the matrix

He regripped

Why does it matter if he lost it if he got it back

just to rub it into the bunker for saying no clear separation and makes their past and future calls sus

It shouldn't. He doesn't lose possession, but sometimes el bunker deems it a knock in non try scoring situations

That's a penalty

>>149611589
Yeah it's hard to see the logic behind it when sometimes it's not a problem at all

yeah nice first touch hess you fucking spastic cunt NOT

>>149611500
wrong

>>149611613
Which is why the ref boss monday presser was worthwhile to clarify all this stuff

ohhh they're back to enforcing that even though hess did the same thing just before

>>149611509
>RIGHT ON THE BLACK DOT
>STRAIGHT OVER THE HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
>HE STRIKES IT... HE LIKES IT!

african american dot*

what a mess that was

>>149611652
https://youtu.be/OwVLyo3Bc7w

Plays like that is why Drinky isn't a rep player

>don’t think the fella next to them is impressed either
Looks like the unit who got a free wing earlier

>>149603396
I would fucking sniff everything she's got

YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW

He's quicker than he looks

he's fast!

COWBACK

nicee conversion

>>149611776
thanks everyday I get closer to passing

Based whistling ad

Surprised the tipping is so lop sided. I thought this was a genuine coin flip.

we all flipped a coin and lots of us landed on poorm

cowwies have the worst cheerleader outfit where are the tummies

I changed my tip to Cowboys a minute before kickoff.

>>149611933
The royal we

>>149611941
The outfit really highlighted their waists and hips. That’s alright by me.

I’ve had mine on cows even before fraudenhuyzen was ruled out

>>149611956
They need to change them to white but instruct them all to wear a black thong under

YEEEEEEEHAAWWWWWWWWW
FUCK YOU POORM

First useful thing Bateman has done

Don't think AI is replacing commentators soon, there's still hope for Tiff.

tiff simps are munted

Bellamy about to have a stroke

Kel Bellamy is going to rape that cunt after the game

>>149612110
Tell that retard clacker means arsehole and meatworks is a euphemism for either a vagina or a brothel

Grant Anderson gonna bring that homosexuality to Brisbane bruh the soles will bully this nigga

>>149612154
Forgive it Irish, it knows not what it does.

>>149612177
GAY

>>149612193
fake irish, real irish loves lgbtqq+

BIN EM REF

>on report
>penalty
WTF THATS SO FUCKING GAY A TIGHT GAME RUINED CAUSE THE FAGGOT STAYED DOWN AND HAD A CRY
FUCKING DIVE FAGGOT CUNT

Should be a penalty the other way for timewasting

Classic refball

Why is the guy with the gayest celebrations scoring all the tries

Would it have killed them to give it to Anderson?
>t. my multi

I miss the old days

>one dropped the ice cream
>one dropped the trophy

>>149612322
DELETE THIS

>>149612303
https://youtu.be/vrYXn-TLv8M

>>149612326
The real mystery is, did I mean the metaphorical 2023 or the literal Ben Hunt?

Cowgoys living in a Melbjew world, sad shit bro

kek what is bellamy's blood pressure during poorm games

*requests funny Coen Hess p*nis costume.jpg*

Melbourne Retards

Took the poo specifically to spite me

KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEEKEK

wtf

classic drinky

you and your sneaky scorelines

The ladder is a fucking disgrace. Imagine showing that to someone new to the game they'd laugh in our faces

I don't see the issue

Looks right to me

>>149612579
here comes the meltie

>>149612594
Bit generous to the Rabbitohs if we’re being honest.

UNDIES

Based Sticky, FUCKING BASED

>>149609714
>>149610387

dumb jannie

>>149610376
you lied, i went and checked the whole first half
peters is a weapon btw

>>149613067
what'd he do this time?

>>149613229
TL;DR, told the media they’re a bunch of assholes for the question they asked Flanagan earlier in the Dragons presser

>>149613268
watching the raiders presser now I'll pause it and watch the dragon one 1st, cheers

>>149612726
You coom to the bras n things catalog don’t you

>>149613067
just watched it yep FUCKING BASED

whats the pont of press cvofernces?

keeps legacy media fags employed

>>149613365
>Randomly has a tantrum and makes aw non sequitur when it was suggested they took their foot of the pedal

cringe incel sticky

>didn't watch all of it
back to tikkytok kiddo

>>149613334
Hair BEGGING to be pulled

>>149613306
>bras n things catalog
What kind of upscale shit is this. Back when I was a kid we had to jack it to the big w and best & less catalogs

>>149613919

Imagine saying something like this in an abandoned thread on a Saturday night I'd have a meltie

>>149614594
Same. But figured that anon wouldn’t know

>>149614557
>>149614557
>>149614557