Thread 149594171

4th of July national pastime non-retarded edition

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'stros

Yankees.

Mest.

Yankees

Give it up for dem cubbies!

dodgers

red sox vs nats started

>1st and 3rd 1 out
>no runs

typical

This has been the worst season for this genny. It's gotten pretty bad in here

Cubs

>>149594325
This is a doyers general

Aaron Boone loves the smell of penis

baseball would be vastly improved if they removed all RNG elements

>>149594325
found the reason
>>149594353

>>149594439
So basically chess like?

>>149594325
Don't blame your usual failures on the genny here, Boone.

happy canada day week, leafbros

awfully quiet in here considering there's a game on

>>149594567
>jobber vs jobber
I sleep.

Cardinals

>>149594267
OWOOOOGGGAAAAAAAA!!!!
*wolf eyes bulge out tongue flapping*
>captcha
MSSEX0

>Everyone agrees the general is shit
I blame Mariners fans, Dodgers fans and Mets fans in that order.

>>149594660
post team

>>149594532
good morning

>>149594672
Angels

>>149594677
gm, amigo. the americans did us dirty putting the game on apple tv tonight

>>149594660
You mean ERG.

NPB Results

>>149594738
NPB Standings

>>149594749
KBO Results

>>149594765
MLB AMERICAN League

>>149594780
MLB National League

Happy 4th!

>>149594798
doggie doos

>>149594780
why are there no teams in the east with 50 wins?

>>149594718
at least the Apple broadcast gives you the option of hearing the radio calls

>Mets are playing
>two or three retards spam gay shit
>Dodgers are playing
>two or three retards spam whatever cope they’re working on atm
>Mariners are playing
>one autist seethes about dogs and tattoos and the rest doompost
Yea definitely the fans of those teams are shitting up the thread

I'm gay! Go Braves!

The Mets attract a lot of hipster fans and casuals but I still love them. I agree the Mariners fans are insufferable.

>>149594818
does it sync up?

>>149594738
>>149594749
My tigers gonna win it all again :)

my jints freaking stink

>>149594877
shut the fuck up you god damn retard

There isn't a team projected to win 90+ games that is less feared than the Phillies

>>149594878
not perfectly, radio is always slightly ahead for me. Same happens when I try hearing the radio call on MLBtv

>>149594945
Bohm is a bum

asian women are so fucking ugly. unless they have big knockers

>>149594963
He doesn't have "The gene", but he definitely isn't the player we saw in April. I'd rank him below the entire Outfield, Stott, and maybe even Realmuto as problem players that aren't Jordan Romano

my Mets have NO pitching right now but I am expecting to see them win 10-9 three games in a row.

>>149594886
You look like you're having fun, I'm jealous, sigh

>>149595073
Don't worry Japan bro, I'm sure the Tigers will fuck it up somehow.

>>149595028
the fuck is that grip? i'm sending that fuckin meatball 477 dead center. exit velo 119

hey who's first in AL east right now?

Doyers aren't the problem with these threads. The problem is that other teams don't post enough.

>>149594966
we love them all

>>149595117
What am i supposed to post about as a White Sox fan.

>>149595128
Please appear in JAV soon!

>>149595117
i try to post but as the only rangers fan it's sad

>>149595098
i looked it up for you, bud
the toronto blue jays

>>149594923
You're brown

>>149595159
Hate watching the Rockies to replace your record from last year
Papal bullshit
Soxinals joint posting

>>149595094
That's a leg splitter grip.

Walk in a run, Walk into Dunkies for a dunkaccino and some hash browns

>Independence Day
>Nations capital team getting gaped
It's so over AmeriBros

>>149595288
tim hortons general

sometimes we talk about teams forgetting how to win. maybe the jays have forgotten how to lose?

doggie doos kek

>>149595315
Nearest Tim Hortons is an hour away, on a toll road, in another state

>>149595321
Jays might never lose again

>>149595355
it's shit

Happy July 4th America friends!
Down with homos, down with foreigners and lets hit some nice dingers today!

>>149595265
Why would i want the Sox to keep that record. Also i feel bad for rockies fans cause i know what they're going through with a bad owner that wont spend money. Pirates fans as well.

>Papal bullshit
That would be more fun if the team actually won games. "Praise the pope we lost again" isnt really that fun to post.

death to usa

>>149595321
>Nobody is safe in America, nobody!!

>>149595355
My sister lives a few minutes from a Tim Hortons. Theif food and coffee are good. I think I like Krispy Kreme donuts more than TH but they’re really good .

We are closer to 2050 than to 2000

>>149595470
>We are closer to 2050 than to 2000

my berds didn't get shut out yesterday

closer to your mums arsehole than her pussy

what are yall grilling today

why do australians have to be so vulgar?

sorry

>>149595589
don't apologize bro
own that shit

listen to me, bruce, not the yank. we're commonwealth bros

>>149595652
You're a "yank" too. You fought for the union

>>149595629
Thank you my nigger!

>>149595669
i would never

For me it's,
>hot dogs
>hamburgers
>big tits
>freedom
>deporting illegals
>cold beer
>coca cola

elbows up

>>149595868
>deporting illegals
not cool

my phillies :)

>>149595890
based honourary canadian

>>149595890
>commencing in illegal activity
not cool

He's back

>>149595890
they're going back whether you like it or not, reddit boy.

Had steak and eggs this morning
Am I American too?

>>149595954
No.

i'd love a hot dog right now

THE SANDLOT
THE HECKING SANDLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149595954
america is just an idea. if you agree with the idea, you're an american.

I forgot about the hot dog eating contest, but Joey won again for the 17th time.

>>149595868
>illegals
No human is illegal.

>>149595991
shut the fuck up retard

>>149595908
Came here to say this. We got live ball in Philidelphia, hopefully more competitive than Rsox gnats

>>149596010
don't speak to a fellow american like that, sir

/mlb/ is the most reddit general on this board. sad.

>>149596010
Triggered

ma'am, it's ma'am

all 3rd worlders and europoors please fuck off. this is OUR day. God Bless America

>>149596039
4chan is reddit

Rojas is an elite defender i wish he could hit a baseball.

this game at nats park is very boring

>>149595991
okay that's enough posting today, Deepak,

>>149596068
he could be an elite defender, but he makes to many mental errors

boy, we got them boiln' this morning kek!

will we see trash bins thrown on the field again or has enough time passed to not be an issue?

No Ben Rice today.

Let's see if Stroman can be consistent with his starts.

thank God my Phillies aren't wearing their terrible city connects

why do they call their holidays bank holidays in England and other countries? Is it because the (((City of London))) runs them?

go Phils

Do not post players on teams outside the US. Thanks!

>>149596111
volpe is so good

>>149596117
Is that John Mayberry Jr

I'm new at this sport, is this true?

>>149596115
we call them bank holidays too
why do you guys call them?

>>149596107
Lauer Hour

>>149596099
Doubt it. The midget is the only hitter left from that squad. He'll get booed but that'll be it.

Max Muncy will be out for six weeks on the injured list.

That's more in line with what we initially assumed. It did appear to be a torn ACL, but the Dodgers organization has not confirmed this yet.

>>149596164
good news

>>149596147
>sportsball

so good seeing harper back, even if his body is falling apart.

>>149596117
where are these women because whenever i go to philly i dont see them

>>149596164
yes i'm sure our assumptions are more accurate than the team's.

>>149596147
anyone that says "sportsball" even ironically is a faggot retard.

>>149596164
We're lucky he's coming back this season. Even if he has to wait till the end of September to get him back, he's a great bat off the bench.

>>149596190
considering you look for men you're just not looking at the right object

>>149596192
Yeah that's how PR bullshit works. Lie to the masses so they don't panic. 10-day IL? Lmao, please.

Love my Phillies!

>>149596213
>10-day IL? Lmao, please.
Muncy already said he expects to be out for 6 weeks. It's a bone bruise chud.

>>149596213
i'll come to you first next time there's an injury.

THE FIREWORKS GO OFF IN PHILLY! CASTY 2 RUN BOMB FOR A 3 RUN LEAD

>>149596218
i genuinely hope they keep casty on the team. i've always liked him

JT Realmuto is a very attractive man

Yankees Place Clarke Schmidt On 15-Day IL With Forearm Tightness

no one cares stinkeeboricua

>>149596281
fuck the stankees

>>149596266
What is he actually? He's obviously not American. Realmuto is not an anglo or german name

>famous reds striker dies in horrific car crash
>castellanos crashes one into left field against the reds
I SHOULD HAVE BET ON IT

Everyone cares yankeearyan

Love the Yankees

>>149596321
It's Italian.

>>149596281
>Clarke Schmidt
>Send him out to throw a career high 103 pitches
>Jankee organization obsessed with prestige and history send him out to go for a no-hit bid with a high pitch count
After listening to Mike Francesa's podcast on the Yankee's last night, that organization needs to a huge fucking reality check. Zero accountability and brains.

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

>>149596321
He is a baseball player.

new york teams attract gay retards, niggers, and illegal immigrants

Why didn't they let the Red Sox pitcher play the whole game

Kind of want the can cooler if I'm being honest. Someone mail me one and I'll pay you back, you know I'm good for it

>>149596407
thank you Mr. Rocker

>>149596321
whatever he is, he can hit this bussy raw

>>149596386
here's a sneak preview of today's subway series

>>149596425
jesus christ the doyers are such an embarassing organization

>>149596445
More like the MIDtown meltdown.

>ball hits the helmet as it falls off the runner
what are the odds of that?

>>149596445
jew york kek

>>149596425
Can never escape the Acrylic Standoos...

>>149596447
>dodgers making money from an untapped source
seems pretty brilliant to me

>>149596492
Yeah its brilliant, just keep consooming like the good goycattle you are

>>149596509
i'm not into the garbage. just pointing out the obvious that you failed to see.

Is Rizzo white?
Is Recker white?

>>149596529
They’re Roman

>>149596565
>>149596576
Romans?

Soto so bad with risp

>>149596425
If I were to buy this in Japan, it would be very expensive due to resale fees, shipping, currency conversion fees, etc.

i could kick Juan Soto's ass.

>>149596608
he got one last night

nats rally incoming

>>149596611
I travel to Japan twice a year for about a month each time for business and everytime I go a see more and more doyers garbage

>>149596642
>everytime I go a see more and more doyers garbage
no shit nigga

>>149596111
JC behind the plate (we pray no defensive interference today)

>>149596642
kek

Blue Jays are only 16 wins away from becoming an all-time .500 franchise.

>>149596618
*lick
sorry about the typo guys

>>149596671
thats a man

Do people actually waste their day off on the 4th of July watching this boring shit? lmao

>>149596671
this image made me vomit

tie game in Philadelphia

Aaron Boone said that top pitching prospect Cam Schlittler is "in the mix" to join the rotation, via Bryan Hoch.

Schlittler has a 2.82 ERA across two levels of Minor League Baseball, striking out 99 batters in 76.2 IP.

>>149596677
nigga im posting from my pontoon boat

>>149596677
nothing more American than watching the national pastime on the nation's birthday, retarded faggot

>>149596677
baseball is based
literally in the name

it was 3 to nothing

Boone is bloody bastard

>>149596677
Why are you here then?

Move over stankeemarios. The true America's team (Mest) will sweep the Subway Series.

Cub

>>149596744
Just the one, dear?

First six reds have reached vs luzardo in the 3rd

>>149596682
>shitlicker

Give it to me

>>149596767
and they're booing him lol

Luzardo better come to terms with being a bullpen pitcher because teams are just teeing off 2nd trip through.

>>149596677
poofter

>>149596740
Team USA is America’s team and Aaron Judge is America’s captain.

>Doyers use Ohtani to explode their revenue
>Hololive Night and other sponsorships ensue
>Doyers reinvest that money into the team
Shark money makes these niggas seethe

>>149596425
did they decide they won't use any jp members for this?
kinda wired that there was pekora in the last one but they never use korone or kanata who actually likes baseball

>>149596782
What happened. People were calling him the steal off the offs eason

>>149596782
Luzardo had everyone fooled that he was elite

>>149596794
>kinda wired that there was pekora in the last one but they never use korone or kanata who actually likes baseball
i hate you so damn much

>>149596809
why

>>149596788
>Doyers reinvest that money into the team
and then they hike up prices on everything. so in reality the saps going to dodger games are the ones paying for it.

>>149596786
>picking the guy that almost singlehandedly lost the game for his team in the WS to lead the national team
Well congrats to Japan for their back to back WBC championships

>>149596835
Some fans have suffered for a long time and never seen the ultimate prize. New friends have already been to the mountain top. It irks them.

Serious question for phillybros. Is Bryce still elite or is he washed?

>>149596794
I have no clue. But im assuming it has something to do with the on field livestream after the game

>>149596801
He was pitching amazing at the beginning of the year so you can't really blame them, he had a 1 something ERA through like 8 starts. Now teams are sitting red waiting for one over the plate to crush. His sweeper/slider must not be tunneling very well because everybody is just spitting on his breaking stuff.

BASES LOADED IN PHILLY!!!!!!!

>>149596883
If his wrist is never going to get better he's done as an MVP caliber player.

>>149596914
Los Angeles is the best city to be a sports weeb

>>149596883
I did not care for BG3

he's out

>>149596914
>tranime
holy cringe. doyers confirmed to be the tranny organization

>>149596859
>congrats to Japan
nah, we (Mexico) are winning it this time

that's a crazy call

SAFE

>>149596950
>>149596967
FUCK OFF RETARDS LMAO

>>149596888
The fact that they can't speak English is probably a fatal flaw.
It's unlikely, but there may be a live broadcast.
But it will probably just be a pre-recorded performance that will be broadcast at Dodgers Stadium.

Red's got hosed on that one.

>always loved watching baseball on july 4
>this july 4
>oakland a's fan
nah, im done with this shit sport.

>>149596978
problem?

>>149596968
>>149596975
>>149596990
You will be replaced.

>>149596988
>The A's need to stay in a rotting shithole because of muh movie

>>149596914
pretty cool but i can already see the dodger haters starting to get upset.

>>149596642
>more and more doyers garbage
i don't see anything much other than doyers caps but it became like 20x more common in the last few years
and those who wear it are either an elementary school kid or a 60 yo dude in most cases

why baby blue hats? why not blue or navy blue?

>>149596990
I'm a Phillies fan so no. It didn't end up helping because the team can't hit for shit with risp but thanks for the attempt.

finna boutta watch Sandlot

>>149597029
best movie ever!

>>149596977
2 out of the 3 speak JP and Bijou is learning so they probably are thinking that's more then enough. But it more then likely is pre recorded but oh well what can you do

>>149597011
i count advertisements featuring Ohtani as doyer garbage

>>149596958
That'd be fun, I hope Mexico does well again

>>149597029
ok movie with a few good parts but its way overrated

ITFCB

>>149597064
>Implying I'm not getting high off my ass from homemade edibles
That cuts out at least two beers for me personally

>>149597064
Do Dodger fans realize that Ohtani doesn't know who they are and isn't their friend?

>>149597101
You don't say

>>149597101
wait what?! i thought we were BFF's!

>>149597041
That's not true.

>>149597064
doyerspics are embarrassing

doggie doos making em seethe again!

P-C-A = F-A-G

>>149597064
are those nachos really $12?

We getting a Cubgers win for the 4th of July

Hey guys! Can anyone give me food/drink recommendations for CitiField?

>>149597041
ahh okay.
he doesn't wear a doyers jersey or cap in the majoriy of ads he's in, though. idk but maybe it will cost much more money.

SEIYA SLAP

>>149597130
Last time I was in Japan was December and i walked through Nagoya station and I counted 10 posters with Ohtani's face on it just on the walk from the JR Line to the Shinkansen. I'm going again in August so I'll see if that has increased or decreased

>>149597064
Rip-off, haha

>>149597175
Semen

>>149597175
i got a recommendation for you: no pipi no caca!

shohei is my friend.

Who stole Kyle tucker’s chin?

PCA BLAST

Back to back Cubbie Bombs!

>>149597182
He has a very recognizable body and face, do they probably don't even need to have him in uniform. All my Japanese friends, even the ones that don't watch sports, know who he is and can instantly recognize him

>>149597154
kek!

Call ICE on a Doyers fan.

>>149597175
Pastrami Sandwiches

>>149597222
I support this.

>>149597222
checked

>>149597222
Black doyers fan here. I support this big time. They're annoying

>>149597222
TRY!

>>149597222
Asian dodgerbro here. Fuck em.

white man here

>>149597222
As an Indian I support this desu. They gotta go back

>>149597189
Is that so? I live in Ichinomiya city, which is north of Nagoya city in Aichi prefecture.
I'd love to go and see it sometime soon.

>>149597222
Indian dodgerchad here
round them up!

>>149597222
Arab here, pbuh, showing support for this statement. Get them out of here.

BUSCHIE GOES YARD!!!

>>149597222
Native born Mexican Doyer fan, fuck em!

>>149597222
Get them OUT OF HERE

Fireworks in Wrigley

Man remember when St. Louis was good?

>>149597064
>12 for lunchable tier nachos
good goy

kek!!!

no...NO!!!

>>149597222
I am also replying to this post

>>149597403
shoulda taken the Thai grub option

Tendies on gameday? That's based.

>>149597222
Aboriginal here. Get rid them. Get rid them now.

>>149597455
>bbq sauce
must've been out of sweet and sour

Miles Retard

>>149597455
>tendies in bed
>it’s nearly noon
>onions sauce packets
beyond grim, past dire, and all the way to macabre

are any of you losers grilling anything today?

Another blowout loss. Sigh.

>>149597455
Cane’s?

>>149597517
ugh

>>149597506
yes, a suspect
t. detective

>>149597340
Damn, its possible we’ve walked right past each other. When i travel to Japan i mostly stay in Nagoya, although i have gone to Osaka and Tokyo sometimes. I love Nagoya though, i like it way better than Osaka and Tokyo. Tokyo is way too big and expensive, and osaka is flooded with nigerian migrants. Nagoya is perfect as a pretty big city, not many dumb gaijin fucking every thing up, and pretty nice nightlife. Naka can get crazy at night

One Piece video from last night

>>149597506
chuck steak and asparagus

>>149597443
what the fuck. do SEAs actually eat this?

>>149597506
Mmmhmmm

>>149597571
Where's the seasoning ‘toid

>>149597455
>>149597481
No Cane’s sauce?

>>149597571
dang those look good

>>149597528
Are you the good inspector?

ohtani loves one piece

>>149597583
Comeback sauce for me.

>>149597616
what is comeback sauce?

Seiya slap!
Petey slap!
Buschie slap!
Carson slap!

>>149597607
why do Jap shows look like this?

>>149597636
A southern delicacy.

Metkees

>>149597581
It’s right there look closer

>>149597528
Are you the based and blessed detective?

>>149597643
ill slap ur mum’s bush lel

Big Ron spun a gem yesterday

>>149597537
It's true that Nagoya doesn't have many tourist attractions, so there aren't many foreigners who come here for sightseeing.
Please come again and enjoy your time here.

>>149597528
>leaf police
embarrassing disgrace to law enforcement

this flat footed 92 mph throw home to turn the double play was absurd

>>149597636
ill cum on ur mum’s back lel

When Ohtani bat

>>149597704
Philthies kek

>>149597550
it's already been posted, latefag >>149596914

>>149597659
Why are Boricuas like this?

>>149597704
shouldn't have challenged the 6'5 Dominican shortstop's arm. Dude's basically a RF playing infield

>>149597741
my bad og

>>149597697
thanks, based nipponbro. when i’m there in august drinking chu-hi out front of a 7-11 i’ll think of you

PCA double slap

ah heckarooni i missed it

>>149597778
>flyover humor
They need to go back…to Facebook...

>>149597790
That would unironically be some comfy kino

BUSCH BLAST

Gonna be an absolute shitfest tonight

GAPE LOUIS KEK

Cards are getting raped I don’t even need to look at the score kek

I hate Mikolas

GAPE LOUIS KEK

>hangman
Mest, ive never heard of this guy before. Where did they find him?

Tucker really did bring this Cubs lineup to the next level. How far is this Cubs team going to go?

kek keith

>>149597790
WTF I LOVE THE HECKIN DODGERS NOW!

Like this apple TV graphics overlay. No overcrowded bullshit, just the necessary info, looks clean.

>>149597893
Name a better color commentator (you can’t).

Wincinnati small balling the Phillies to death

the apple tv around-the-stadium intermissions are great

LET'S
GO
METS

no...NO!!!

>>149597866
He has a 1.5 ERA therefore he must be good

I'm tempted to put money on the Guardians or Rangers for the third wild card spot
I can't take the memeners or anaels seriously at all

the commentator curse is so fucking real lmao.
>talking about 30+ scoreless innings
>immediate homerun
KEK

is joey chestnut on peds?

My stream is fucked right now.

>>149598023
try mlb.tv

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149597704
elly's so dope man

Subway series on now. Which team runs Manhattan, the best borough in NYC?

>>149597916
you should've seen it when they first began. It was terrible, Apple got their shit together after they were forced to hire actual broadcasting crews from major league teams.

cusb fans are getting cocky again

>>149598036
no

>>149598049
sorry

shiiieeeeet

EL MARCIANO

>>149598049
my bad

>>149598047
Manhattan and the Bronx = Yankees

Queens and the other one = Mets

>>149597790
>be at dodger stadium
>Ohtani hits a dinger
>entire stadium erupts YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!
>mookie betts comes up
>ITS LE HECKIN BEAST!

>>149598049
I'm female though

i knew the first inning would be ugly

Mets just got MART'D

Happy 4th of July to everyone except the blow gays. They're canadian so our holiday isn't relevant to them.

>>149598083
Name one movie

>>149598049
I'm literally a girl

Lots of Dingers for America's day boys

BACK TO BACK

LOL MEST

By the way, those Luffy cards from last night are selling for $350-400 on eBay. That's why Anime nights sellout.

Jfc

The new Juan Soto and Judge go back to back lmao

He's female though

>>149595232
thanks friend!

david stearns, the boy genius, master class

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149598087
>>149598115
Unless you are latinas with fat butts and big tits I don't give a fuck.

KEK

>>149598147
tbf doninguez got four strikes to work with but that was a bad pitch to judge

>>149598156
Sorry, I didn't know

>>149598160
Delete this

>>149597189
>>149597537
>>149597771
>white incel keeps going to japan over and over again
pathetic

Mets will simply hit three home runs off stroman

>>149598195
I believe

>>149597647
when it comes to tv, 5 nationwide tv stations are still dominating in japan even though it becomes more and more outdated.
many people switch channels all the time and don't really focus on tv even when thier tvs are on so they started trying to make it easy as possible for viewers to understand what's going on by reading those shit..

Watch. Your. Own. Games.

>>149598160
Brave, and if it doesn’t ruffle any feathers, stunning.

>>149598108
Cute

>Yankees have 4 MVPs in their lineup
Bravo Cashman

Let's Go Brandon

Dominguez lmao

Why do they keep doing the hot dog contest? Its so dumb. Chestnut probably got surgically enhanced and nobody really cares well guess what I don't fucking care about this event anymore.haha so strange that he can eat 30 more its natural talent haha

Oh yeah the woman's winner won 11 years in a row and the man's winner won 16. At least spice it up and make the people eat jalapeno dogs. Anyway not actually that mad never watch this crap but its just pathetic.

>Gay Son DOM-mingos
jajaja

>>149598188
you’re mad and wish you could, but you’re broke and brown lmao

I have no stream for the mest.....

Jayson DUMBinguez kek

Stroman chimp out?

Estos Yanquis son una mierda

da jankees only know how to win when they take the lead early

>>149598283
try mlb.tv

Please support the new york mets. Happy fourth of july everyone!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751657050223238.mp4
>>>/gif/5915102

Soto script working

>>149598276
wiener eating is american as apple pie

I am a mets supporter for just this year only

>>149598283
s p o r t s u r g e

A SOTONIAN home run!

How short is Stroman? The catcher and the ump towered over lil bro.

SHEEEESH

>>149598328
lmao you just know.

Soto just hit a homerun for New York against New York

yankeebros...

>>149598317
whoops
>>>/wsg/5915102

>6 homers in the first 3 innings
is this the new record of this season or yankees had more?

>>149598355
Which link actually works. The one I always used (.club) doesn't connect anymore.

Let’s fucking GOOOOOOO

SOOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOO TIES IT UP

S O T O N I A N

>>149598317
Imagine this girl's pH level...christ.

>>149598283
strikeout working for me bro just had to power click through 47 popups, stay strong

This ump is a fucking retard and should be killed

Dinger Pete, please.

>>149598283
Bro all streams are free on mlb.tv today

who the fuck is pitching for the phillies? Robert? who the fuck is that? he just struck out 3 in a row

>>149598389
This one always works for me

Murder all umps with fireworks (both called strikes btw).

mlb tv is so fucking cheap, im surprised you guys dont pay for it

>>149598466
Looks fine to me

how does cane's compare to chick fil a

>>149598476
I'm unemployed.

>>149598411
What do you mean? Go mets btw

>>149598494
Both dogshit.

Popeyes mogs.

Bust Baty do something cool.

>>149598476
I understand not paying for it if you're stuck dealing with blackouts, but international viewers literally get the best deal out of it.

those socks

Soto showing how clutch he is compared to the judge’s solo shot.

>>149598514
Truth Nuke

what are drinking? had 3 of these so far and feeling pretty buzzed

>>149598506
Can't be higher than a 2, probably would dissolve your shit off when you stuck it in. Femcel things.

>>149598514
I agree, but nearest popeyes is almost 30 min away and chick fil a is five min away.

Who is the resident chud approved player on your team?

>>149598546
Nigga so drunk he flipped his whole house lmao

>>149598564
i live literally next door to a popeyes

>>149598546
>what are drinking
>upside-down picrel
I remember my first drink...

Soto has so much aura. He's da next Robins On Canoe!

>>149598572
Kek

>>149598579
my condolences

>>149598521
Oh really, explain?

>>149598579
post highly melanated hand

>>149598549
>can’t be higher than 2
based fucking retard failed 4th grade science

>>149598546
just made myself a cup of coffee

DFA Anthony Volpe

>>149598567
C3K

>>149598549
I'm going to put my penis in the clown.

Sit the FUCK down! Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!

DFA Marcus Stroman

Henlo frens good awoofternoon

I worked at a Popeyes and the only people that ate there were obese

>>149598609
Science is for nerds, that's why I became an accountant

>>149598647
I just accepted a GM position at popeyes.

>>149598600
if you're outside the US and Canada, there's no blackouts and you can buy MLB tv for a discounted price once the season begins. I paid 130 dollars full price (I watched spring training), but they lowered it to 60 for Father's day

Angels Legend Brandon Drury is back with the team.

>>149598668
Gay
Moron?

>>149598605
t. white boy living in a predominantly black area

>>149596700
>the national pastime
Boreball hasn't been the National pasttime since the 70s

>>149598503
based

>>149598668
Gonna need a tendies wrap with the sweet heat sauce and cajun ranch, make it happen.

>>149598690
General manager.

>>149598668
Nice, congrats anon

>ambulance just flew down the country road near my house siren blaring
Rip bro's fingers

That's how it's gonna be

Based Mendy make Dyke Estercrook seethe kek

Routine play

get this hothead outta here

stfu umpie bitch

>>149598668
enjoy your upcoming fatigue

>>149598739
Seems nobody ever practices safe pyrotechnics :/ it's literally explosives you're dealing with even the darn sparklers

We don't hate Volpe; he just needs to excel at either batting or fielding. Get it done or leave.

New MLB team idea: "New Orleans Zydecos"
Their sleeve patch sponsor will be Popeyes .

I NEED A NU AHHHHHHHHHHHH

nu??

>>149598775
I think some people are just too stupid to understand that once it's severed it's fucked even if it somehow is reattached.

>>149598827
OwO

>>149598691
based mets fan

just looked up what OPS means.
Nice stat!

>>149598792
The unironic NEW DEREK JETAH talk didn't help him any either. Big shoes to fill.

>>149598691
Reddit tier thumb

Keith lmfao

I think both Mendy and Booney should get tossed today, for America

>>149598762
yer gone

>>149598691
Thank you for your service bro.

>>149598858
Onnahole penis sex

>>149598668
trade bbq sauce + 1st to mcdonalds for their sweet n sour sauce

>>149598864
Outside of someone like Cal Jr-Am biased, not many can live up to that standard the captain set.

>>149598879
spank this

I ain’t makin a nu thread this late not me no sir I shan’t be fooled again

>>149598864
But he's from da Bronx

>>149598960
Eh. Actual bronx or upper crust?

>>149598944
I posted this screenie kek

It was nice posting with you gentlemen.

Volpe fucking sucks lol

STEEEEEEEEERIIIIIKEEEEE THREE YERRRRRRRR OUTTAAAA HEEEEREEE

This ump ain't it. Just a matter of time before we get ejected.

The Umpway Series is going swimmingly

Slamming home runs like Aaron Judge

>>149598992
I have no idea. I just realized last week that Long Island is actually a long island. I'm Californian.

>>149598713
I had one of those popeyes wraps the other day after someone posted one here and it was bretty gud desu

>>149599046
lol. :D

The last /mlb/… I’m gonna miss you guys :(

>>149599046
Based geographylet. I thought oregon was in the midwest until a few years ago.

um wtf is nu

>>149599062
That was me kek
>>149599086
Anon…

>>149599068
Fren <3

>>149599102
>>149599102
>>149599102

redeem nu please sar

>>149596425
I hope all this fits in the tote bag. I'll pick that up first.

>>149596794
it's dangerous in the US for foreigners so they sent in the ones that blend in easier