Thread 149596995

GERMANY VS POLAND MATCH THREAD

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Why do I have to live in this fucking timeline where Oberdorf isn't playing. When will this nightmare end?

reminder that this is THE major tournament happening right now, not that Mickey Mouse club cup

>>149597048
It's a nightmare hellhole

>>149596995 (OP)
KINO
>>149597018
>its women

eva :)

>>149597018
Dudek SEXO

cleaning ladies gonna get gaped desu

Clear Eyes, Full Heart, Can’t Lose

>>149597147
;)

>>149597158
>case of bottled water in her bedroom
whore

FOR THE GERMAN FOLK HAIL VICTORY :-D

>>149597183
seethe

>>149597201
>>149597158
kek

>>149597018
Im so fucking horny wtf, I have to stop looking at their instagram

>>149597241
wtf, make it smaller next time moron, we can still see something....

Any stream up for this game? Preferably English or Swedish.

why aren't they streaming it in 4k? idiots

>>149597309
check your pm's

>>149597018
>Minge
The Germans are a deeply unserious people.

Knaak Gwinn's Minge

this is our time

God never want Poles to have it easy

i thought waving german flags was illegal

do people ever reference september 1 1939 when germany and poland play sports? i think they should have scheduled germany-poland friendlies every september 1

Big titty pole

>>149597599
Dropping WW2 references would be wild. I wonder what would happend if someone ever did this.

>>149597633
i'd laczy nas her pitka if you catch my drift

there's a man on the german team, wtf

>>149597630
missed it :(

>>149597630
webm

no worries, if we start losing, there's always a Messiah on our bench. we will resurect

Why there's no black women in European football like with their male counterparts?

It gives the illusion Europe is still a homoethnic region instead of getting willingly invaded by Africans and muslims

Auf gehts Mädels kämpfen und siegen!!!

those shorts were really hugging the German keeper's ass

>>149597646
>sweden
>ww2

>>149597760
I would too, if she let me.

>>149597740
there's a black girl on the german bench

>>149597713
>>149597727
Nr 13 I believe. Can't do a webbum

>>149597740
because 90-95% of „refugees“ are men

Gwinny

>>149597740
weird innit
there's plenty of black girls in athletics

wtf with this retarded ref? is she blind?

nice dive you Polish cunt

kek

What a freekick lmao

that ref is actually blind, holy
i thought she was rigging for germany but she just doesn't have eyes

The women play more physical than the men

slav derby

>>149598026
yes they do. and they dont either dive at every opportunity, or get a simple trip and fall to the floor screaming and holding onto their shin like their leg is about to fall off.

whats the appeal of watching this crap

>>149597675
How do you say "norf" in German?

>>149598085
>>149597181

>>149598085
It's all a well-constructed psyop designed to make you mad. And I don't mean everyone, just you specifically.
So go ahead and get mad and go to /pol/ to scream that women eat boogers.

>>149598142
damn i just asked go dilate or something to calm down

>>149598111
Öst

They just hoof it every single cross, 0 depth perception

>>149598183
You're right, liking and watching women makes someone a tranny. Solid logic.

>>149598111
Ossi

>>149598222
getting assblasted about pol without prompt does

>Germany 68% possession
>Poland 32% possession

Poland hanging tough despite it all

Dzien dobre, polska bros. You wanna buy Berlin? We dont want it anymore.

PANIC MODE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA JUSTL IKE LEWADISNEY

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FOUL ON EWA????????????????
that ref is a retard. that's a clear yellow.

Absolute cinema lmfao

>>149598332
Maybe because she hit the ball first?

Schüller is a fraud and we all know it

>>149598291
Guten Morgen, Hanz, I give you for Berlin my sister, the whore, and bottles worth 1.75€ to redeem in every supermarket.

>>149598372
that doesn't matter. if you swipe an opponent recklessly like that it's always a foul because it's a dangerous play

DIVING GWINN

wouldve been soft

nice dive, you instathot

>>149598406
Yeah, no. That was a perfectly fine tackle. The Polish cutie was just a bit too late.

Starting to get a bit chippy.
Ref needs to keep a lid on it.
Nothing worse than murderball- ladies style.
They don't follow combat rules.

>>149598291
İyi geceler

>>149598454
you mean nothing better
it's not a real women's match unless there's blood

Why is the German keeper off her line so much?
That might bite her later on.

literally what is wrong with that ref bitch?

About time somebody gets a yellow for diving

Stream pls?

Not Gwinn!

I could feel my hamstring tighten up on that.
I hope she's okay.

>>149598612
schoener-fernsehen dot com

>>149598488
>>149598627

Press F

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149598688
to fuck

F

why could it be obi instead?

It's over

Who the fuck is Wamser?

karma for diving for a pen

this is a common injury for women who give footjobs

Women cry their eyes out the second something bad happens and still expect to be treated with respect. Absolute madness.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149598667
ACL?

>>149598688
F

>>149598755
Probably, she already had 2 ACL tears

that kid got hit by a ball, lol

This ref is shit lol

>>149598667
deserved for the fag propaganda

Anyone ITT disrespecting women or LGBTQ-community has to answer to me! *cracks knuckles*

Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>149599426
you don't like being represented?

>>149599578
Women and LGBTQ are not related topics

>>149599603
oh snap

The Lineswomen was kinda cute

B L O O T E R

kurwa

Fucking blooter

GOLA

JAWOLL

T O R
O
R

Wow, fair play. That was a pretty good goal.

wait i thought julian brandt played for the men's team?

>>149599726
Equally fuckable, different person

BRANDED

About time. Now just score 3 more goals.

Reckon the German keeper will cost them big time in this tournament. Really needs to stop coming out to meet the ball.

Brand means blaze or fire

Another fucking dive. Disgraceful

>>149599890
a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name.

I just wish they all had bigger tits.

What a miss

Everything german is despicable. Not that I like poland, but at least they have so9me honesty, i hope they win

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
fucking second time she shoots right into the goalie...

Nusken! You fuck!

>>149599989
Big tits = less aerodynamic

Pajor can't do it on a rainy day in Stoke without Graham Hansen and Bonmati

GEHT DOCH

>>149600101
I know but still

Ahahaha what the fuck was that!

>UEFA Women's Euro 2025
Germany [1] - Poland 0

Brand single-handedly destroying the Polish maids

>>149600101
Would them maybe give you an advantage if you get contact when fighting for a ball?

the polish ladies aren't very pretty

It just occurred to me that the US team doesn't participate in this tournament

>UEFA Women's Euro 2025
Germany [2] - Poland 0

>>149599989
:)

>>149596995 (OP)
When is /our/gal Voll gonna unlock herself and start for the National side?

that one polish lass has horrible tattoos

>>149597740
Not allowed to play footy by their parents

>>149599603
GOTEM

>>149600194
I have often thought this. Could alson be used to stop the ball in mid-air. Imagine, if you will, a big enough bust to carry the ball right into the goal. It technically doesn't break any rules.

>>149600319
heh... she just need to suck off more coaches

>>149600194
or you can just use them to push your opponent away

>>149600352
I knew a black girl, very cultivated and well spoken, she was very liberal (turned out to be a bit of a slut after moving to another city after attending university, so I've heard). However, her "parents" were both 100% German tho, she was born in Kenya or Uganda or something like that but adopted when she was a baby.

What I'm trying to say is, she was a regular girl, hung out with the other kids, her parents never forbid her to do any regular kids stuff.

Should have taken the shot, what an absolute blunder

>>149600543
just use them to score a goal instead

good performance by Kalara

Korbin has signed for OL

actually disappointed by ewunia today
she had so many chances and wasted them all

>>149600780
I rather stick with the original

Polan's #17 looks like an absolute degenerate

>>149600886
we could have used her today too
imagine the counter attacks
you give her a long pass from the goal box and she runs past all the defenders and walks it into the net

oh well, we'll just bootyblast the scandinavians
they played like shit and we would have easily won against them today