Thread 149597021

go flames

bud + 1 = trb

*steals this thread's virginity*

Our Sennies:3

>>149597324
The horse is the only non-bust.

just found out it wasn't a girly magazine

You wake up in Alberta

>>149597470
i honestly see no reason not the nvke it

>>149597515
you have to go back

>>149597324
what position does he play

>>149597470
jump in the tar sands

>>149597470
Better than Sweden you sissy

My penguins ):

>>149597615
Better in what way?

>>149597324
The golf shirt tucked in shorts look is easily the shittiest look a person can have.

>>149597470
Get off my land.

>>149597972
jen

>>149597324
A horse is not a athlete

>>149598044
this might be the most jeet thing ive seen in a while
youre wrong jeet, your are wrong.

>>149597628
every way, god why are swedes so retarded.

>>149598143
Thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149597756
Did you get your Panthers jersey yet?

did i already post this today oopsie sorry about that

>>149598202
>It's a Ruzzkie VPN
OH NO NO NO KWAB

>>149597324
Sasha Banks and 6 fans

>>149598241
good post

>>149598208
No, I hope it's in the mail. That Swedish paperboy better get his colleagues to hurry up.

Ban golf
Kill all golfers
The Yzerplan is fucked

>>149598326
>curses your team for over a decade
heh nothin personnell

>>149598202
Not many people want to talk about it but all of Europe had to come together and force Sweden to be autistic about something other than line battle warfare because they were too good at it.

>>149598376
he wasn't even a red wing anymore

>>149598464
Swedes dont want you to know this, but most of their army during their status as a superpower were actually German mercenaries.

As of today, flims and jest will be only canacuck teams in the playoffs.

It’s Friday Friday gonna get down on Friday

>>149598569
Rebecca Black likes girls now

>>149598464
I guess, i recall charles did retarded shit like invading through ukraine over the winter and not taking the many opportunities he had to withdrawal with the army intact and instead having it get destroyed with useless confrontations with the reformed russian army that attritioned it to death. And then charles fled to the muslims for like years instead of going home, only to eventually show up to some fort and take a headshot inspecting a wall or something stupid.

Actually a great lesson in hubris and why calvinism is silly (his whole schtick about his death being predetermined so taking safety precautions was pointless)

>>149598569
Any big plans for USA day, fren?

>>149598608
Gonna get drunk and watch the replay of my canesies winning the stan leeb owl desu

>>149598585
Wow me and her have so much in common

>>149598585
She munching the rug huh? Scissoring no lizarding?

>>149598674
Sounds like a blast desu.

>>149598541
It was fashionable to have German auxiliaries then

>>149598599
Sounds like a mini Napoleon that had to be stopped to me

>>149598764
88-89 must keep Gary up at night

>>149598764
I watched the 2007/2008 SCF at a high school party when I was like 16 with this girl whom I was orbiting

Gary’s greatest failure was the 2004-2005 lockout

>>149598898
his greatest achievement was the kitties winning twice in a row

>>149599078
His greatest achievement, so far

>>149599101
what could possibly top that

2016 and 2017 were true asterisk Cups.

>>149598898
the winners of the Calder and Memorial Cups should have played a series for the Stan Lee that year

>>149599194
what about the garydome games

>>149599064
The ten year period from the mid 70s to the mid 80s seems incredibly grim. Three back to back to back dynasties and the only other team to win in the middle of a dynasty was the team from the first dynasty.

>>149599158
Getting blown up at centre ice (in minecraft)

>>149599158
Toronto Maple Leaf Stanley Cup Final Game 7 loss

>>149598240
Yes, all non Swede posts are Russian vpn’s. Meds

>>149599352
To the kraken or Utah clubbies of course for maximum butthurt

>>149599404
You're also a dirty fucking Ruzzian. Hows the invasion going? Fucking faggot raped bitch. Love watching you catch drones up the ass

>>149599482
>reeeeeeee you’re a Russian reeeee let me make fun of you while I shit myself over Russia

TSN Overdrive off and running...
...Hayes, Noodles, and the O Dog are nowhere to be found.

We don’t say bad things about the invasion here

almost jack and coke time

>>149599526
>it's a basedball episode
All American Game

>>149597324
They can’t compare to flames chads

You should be watching baseball today. Yes, even you canucks.

>>149599587
their team is playing the apple tv shit channel

there's people lighting off fireworks already
it's fucking 4 pm in broad daylight, what the fuck are you wasting your fireworks for

>>149599587
my cubsises are winning

>>149599783
few beers a few fireworks

>>149599807
Give it up for dem cubbies!

>>149598898
I thought that one was the good one and the 2012 one was the retarded one

>>149599783
Watching the yaks/mest rn

>>149600100
good Our Sennies post

Not feeling it for SNES. No depth.

>>149600270
can it nerd

>>149600220
lolmets

the tampa bay rays commentator, his first name is dwayne, has a very soothing southern accent. i sometimes watch rays games just to hear him talk.

>>149600294
Still laughing at the stankees desu

I miss dave van horne and my 'xpos :(

I love Ehlers and he's a good player but completely made of glass. Let's hope he makes it through those 6 years

>>149600281
Plus, their goaltending is shit.

hey I see King George III is in the news

>>149600454
We'll plan on 28 goals and 41 assists.

My Frosties! :)

>>149600454
>my entire gut microbiota has changed since living in India. I will now have take a Marner at least 2 times every period
Brave of him.

>>149600454
gotta be happy for him

>>149600454
He got that "has it really come to this?" Look on em'

>>149600758
I'm only happy for flamiacs

>>149600084
you thought the lockout that wiped out an entire season was a good one?

>>149600467
* sounds of pyrotechnics *

>>149600820
Teams were trading Jaromir Jagr for trade packages they knew were worth almost nothing because they were in so much financial trouble. The rules changes also had to happen

>>149600454
Chat is this true

>well, I don't know why I came here tonight, I've got the feeling that something ain't right
>I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, and I'm wondering how I'll explain this Gary
>Clowns to the left of me
>Jokers to the right
>Here I am, stuck in off-season with you

>>149600461
Merilainen will prove all you >Finnish goaltending naysayers wrong

>>149601289
=(

>>149600877
they coulda done that shit without losing the season

who the fuck are these clowns on "overdrive"

For me its 2 ounces of jack daniels to 8 ounces of Coca Cola

Flames and Islanders

Pink pony club

how many hot dogs could you eat in 10 minutes, /hoc/?

>>149600673
we don't call those that anymore now that marner is a chad

>>149600665
who wrote this kek

>>149601856
Probably about 5

>>149601856
1

>>149601856
i think i could probably do 8, if i had to

>>149601872
>spend years talking shit about marner and calling your shits marners
>now he's on your team
>now you can't stop the meme you spent years spamming
Suck it copey

>>149602121
i don't think i could live in houston
i think i'd kms

>>149601856
I ate hot dogs for dinner the day before yesterday. There's 8 in one can, and I eat one can for dinner. So definitely 8. Even though the bastards have hit is with shrinkflation so they are a bit smaller than they used to be.

>>149601700
Pink numale club

Sweden is a strange place

>>149602140
cope

>>149601856
One or two because I hate hot dogs

>>149602239
>p-p-please stop calling your shits marners h-he's a c-chad now
KWAB

>>149602150
The skin cancer would kill me before I could kill myself.

>>149602150
All the marner water you'd be drinking would do you in first

>>149602150
ive always wondered what kind of subhuman mongrels could survive living in texas or florida

For me it's San Antonio.

afternoon marner was wet and blatty, think the chorizo i bought was too spicy

>>149602334
we don't call them that now bro

>>149602311
The greatest hockey fans in the world apparently

shan't be taking my marner for another 4 hours

POV: you called your poop a marner infront of copey

>>149602369
kwab gottem

>>149602369
Copey looking thin

>>149602369
Who's point of view is this?

WHO WON THE STANLEY CUP AGAIN
AMERICAAAA FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH

Hey Canadians are you having a fun day celebrating this great holiday with fireworks?
OH WAIT
YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN
>1993

>>149602437
Your marners gonna be 'uge after the bbq

>>149602422
that's your pov, the man you see is your boss (he won't let you play fortnite all day)

>>149602437
hell yeah cleetus hold on one second let me swing my gmc sierra 'round the back, we'll load er up with faahrworks n head down to the creek! i hope mary-ann'll be there she sure is sweet that mary-ann

>>149602482
I see. Canada is a strange place where people like that become bosses.

>>149602369
Copey’s Mexican though

>>149602688
You didn’t wish us a happy 4th like you said you would

>>149602590
HELLYEAH BROTHER an after dat we go on watch dat dere NASCURRRRRRR

>>149602688
I appreciate and receive

Stance is key young padawan.

>>149602359
good one dylan

just punished the toilet with my afternoon marner had the legs going dumb and dumber style too

>>149602867
we don't call them that anymore bro we call them dylans now

Michael Augello
@MikeInBuffalo
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For me, it's the Florida Panthers.

why aren't there any horse teams in the nhl?

>>149602150
I can’t live in their south because I’d overheat

bud1174 today for those observing

I bought whl season tickets like a sicko

I’ll judge all the prospects next year and make some really bad posts

>>149603123
1-1-7-4

it is july 4, bud1 and mitch1

copey won too

>>149603154
this just blew my mind
bud1
mitch1

>>149601856
Maybe 6

>>149603094

New franchise the Bakersfield Broncos by 2030

>>149603154
holy shit

>>149603094
dont my islanders play at a racetrack

>>149598608
partyin', partyin', yeah

>no Summer Hockey League to ease /hoc/ through the shakes

Gary's scared to use all of /hoc/'s great ideas in a new league, but I bet he'd get a kick out of a Summer League that's more gameshow a'la Family Double Dare than actual sporting contest; an irregular season for the ages
a league with tits, celebrities, cash prizes and possibly swearing on Live TV
that would make the baseball season irrelevant for me, Gary, please.. please, Gary... please?

>>149603094
>Houston Stallions
>Houston Thoroughbreds
>Houston Wild Horses
>Houston Mustangs

>rapey
alright so I'm out bro's

going to have some beers bye fags kwab go knights we don't call those marners here

>>149603145
Based I need to go to collegepuck games next year

Who would win between Calgary Stallions and Edmonton Mustangs?

>It's the year 2058
>(((Gary))) has reached the ripe age of 106 and is still ruling the NHL with an iron fist
>latest expansion team is the Kfar Saba Horses, or better known as in (((Gary's))) language: סוסי כפר סבא

>>149603349
>whores hockey

We play pond hockey with frozen horse marner sometimes pieces of it get in your mouth but it's not bad GO FLAMES

I saw MY Flames at the stampede parade and they saw ME
:)

>>149603397
Based go flames!
go horse marner

here's the team that all you amerilads are supposed to cheer for. I don't make the rules.

>>149603349
Raped

>A firefighter is one of multiple people injured in an "accidental detonation" of fireworks in Utah on the Fourth of July, according to a report.

>Fox 13 reported Friday, "West Wendover officials confirm multiple people were injured, including a firefighter, after fireworks were accidentally detonated Friday morning."

>"According to city officials, the accidental detonation happened at around 9:00 a.m. Friday. What caused the detonation isn't known currently."

>According to the outlet, "West Wendover's Mayor, Jasie Holm West, tells FOX 13 News that in addition to the firefighter who was injured, two of the city's UTVs also caught fire and were destroyed."

Hello friends, are we watching /turnleft/ or /mlb/ today

>>149603531
Neither. Getting sloshed and watching Hell's Kitchen.

>>149603531
the basedball is for sports fans; turnleft for wresteshow fans

>>149603531
/mlb/

dafuq

>>149603559
Based hoc enjoyer

>>149603559
love of the game

>>149603610
proof that gary uses magnets

>>149603641
>being raped

>>149603659
You have a filthy mind, Mitchell, and normally that's my kink, but you're clearly unhinged, even for a place like /hoc/
>what I'm saying is maybe you should take a sabbatical and figure out what you wanna be when you grow up

>>149603688
bud raped you

TBG vs. Mitchell on a friday night let's go

>>149603710
I'm certain you couldn't pay me enough
>but I'm willing to listen to your proposal

>>149603740
you got raped by bud for free

>>149603761
Living in NorCal for so long really changed Burns.

>>149603484
>no Toronto

>>149603824
>no anal virginity

>>149602150
>mfw 102

wtih finns you frens!

>>149603929
henlo, Pekka

Closest NHL team to each county in the US

>>149603929
Hello fren

>>149603952
Yes, but where is Toronto?

>>149603952
>county

do you mean state

>>149603972
>state

do you mean county

gary should pay taylor to perform before games

>>149603960
R E T A R D
E
T
A
R E T A R D
D

>>149603972
No. It's map of every US county, colored for the closest NHL team of that county.

Crosby marrying a woman and having a son and teaching him how to skate and stickhandle and enrolling him in minor hockey and eventually turning him into a hockey prodigy that can score golden goals for Canada at the 2040 Olympics, whatever happened there?

>>149603952
you fool! twas posted already: >>149603484

>>149603990
That’s an immense level of autism I didn’t think was possible desu

>>149603994
Alright then!

>>149603994
The day CrosGod retires he's going to unload 30+ years worth of semen retention into his gf and she will birth Cumby Crosby, the next greatest player of all time.

>>149604000
Dangit I thought I found something cool

>>149604000
>>149604000

>>149604000
>>149604000

>>149604000
>>149604000

>>149604035
spoopy

>>149604035
>the raped

>>149604033
Great minds think alike :)

>>149604033
it's k, but always remember... i'll be watching you

>>149603994
turns out mackinnon can't get pregnant

>>149603836
kwarb

a wild rabbit just came up to me to say hello while i was outside smoking :)

Mets beat the yankees today

>>149604149
>For (You)

>>149604149
>fifty fuckin minutes

yeah that looks like a waste of an era alright

>>149598320
sorry lad

>>149604162
Watashi?

>>149603872
Lucky Man and From the Beginning are their two good songs.

What do you think of when you see this face?

>>149604202
Uselessness bordering on negligence desu

really more of a BTO guy muhself
https://youtu.be/QmSXIOlN6mY?list=RDQmSXIOlN6mY

>>149604149
I wasted an era taking a marner at work the other day desu

my team is going to be crazy once all the free agents sign with them

>>149604234
digest well soon

>>149604202
ay carumba

>>149604222
I loved that song in Invincible (2006) starring Mark Wahlberg playing the Philadelphia bartender Vince Papale who miraculously ended up playing ball for the Eagles

>>149603929
Based frenposter :)

>>149604239
Ovechkin will sign with the Flames and only score one goal like Jagr

Where did the flags go?

>>149604202
Una era desperdiciada

>>149604239
Not a single one of these will be available at July 1, except maybe Kyle Connor.

>>149604222
Yeah ok based

>>149604260
Kill yourself you fucking retard.

Why hasn't anyone talked about Kappy at all? Is his deal more or less done?

>>149603940
>>149603953
>>149604250
frens will always make it

>>149604288
no one gives half a fuck about minnesota or anyone that plays there

>>149604149
Chris Farley: An Era Wasted

>>149604265
because they all will have tampered to sign with my team :)

>>149604239
Start tampering now.

bud: 1
mitch: 1
trb: alone and retarded

>>149604288
he's going to the rangers

>>149604346
him and McDumbkid?

>>149604313
We love our Minnesota Frost

mcbud1
mcmitch1

who is trb

>>149604427
ask Your Mother

>>149604427
46 year old loser who lost to bud and mitch

bud is celebrating the 4th of july
while trb is alone and about to cry

>>149604419
What are our thoughts on Morgan Frost?

>>149604310
Thanks Pekka fren. WAGMI

>>149604470
he should think about coaching the Minnesota Frost after his playing career is over with

>>149604482
Is it beyond the realm of possibility that one day Frost signs with the Frost?

>>149603985
She was at the one Florida game against Californy

>>149604492
I have no idea what a transition surgery would cost in rehab time and other considerations
And the PWHL hasn't made a public statement about whether they'll allow trannies to play in their League
So "possibility" is about all there is to talk about, I'm afraid

>>149604537
aren't you the guy that got raped

>>149604543
You're disusting person and I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

trb goin down the road feelin kwab'd
trb goin down the road feelin kwab'd
trb goin down the road feelin kwab'd oh lawdy,
his assholes gone off n gotten raped

>>149604537
>I have no idea what a transition surgery would cost
sure thing xhe rb

>>149604578
nah yeah that's you you're the guy that got raped

>>149604578
>disusting
uh o... xhe bubblin'

dont give up fren, things will get better but you need to take first step

>>149604633
that's him that's the guy that was raped

Strawberry-Lemonade flavour Powerade was on sale at the grocery store, so I bought two. I looked at the ingredients and there isnt a sniff of strawberry or lemon in it. Im gonna chill it in the freezer for a bit.and enjoy a tall glass with ice cubes in it

Should the PWHL allow the ladies to fight?

my team in U8 thought i was a weirdo for wanting to sauna with the squad before the game and kicked me off the team. i said haha fuckin retards, good luck finding another volunteer janitor in his 30s

>>149604673
they do that already
>in fact, they already have a trannie tolerant policy; it's the Hockey League of the Future and Gary just needs to hire someonto take notes

>>149604288
He’ll be signed and traded to the islanders near the deadline.

>>149604634
thanks fen

>>149604685
I wonder if there are a lot of weirdos who hang out at the public family saunas

>>149604634
I'm nervous but I have to believe that I'll make it

>>149604685
jen
I wish it were socially acceptable to sauna nude here

>>149604697
>trannie tolerant policy
Well I guess the Frost can say hello to their newest forward, Jaytee Miller!

>>149604669
oh well. enjoy it m8

>>149604760
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sauna/comments/qewxfo/us_mixed_gender_nude_sauna/

>>149604669
sounds refreshing. im going to do the same but with water instead of powerade

>>149604786
I don't want a girl to see my penor :(

* outdoor style explosions for fun *

>>149604831
Do you want one of us to look at it instead? Cause that would be supremely awkward

oh boy time for all the drunk rednecks to come out and start launching performance grade fireworks in the middle of the suburbs and hope that none of them hit my house or land next to my shed and burn it down to the foundation
oh joy i do love the fourth

They rednecks usually go home after they kill one of their own with a bottle rocket or something, so cross your fingers and wish really, REALLY hard

>>149604882
you could put a sprinkler on your roof and leave it on all night

Rather be red than dead

thinkin' about the kars 4 kids song

>>149605097
same but anesthesia (pulling teeth)

i hope i have a dream tonight where im a hab and im lifting the stan lee with my teammates (you guys)

>>149605242
i had a dream where i was a fourth line warm body who got pushed up to the second line and forgot how to play

this straberry lemonade powerade is great not too sour and just a hint of strawberry and its not thick like regular lemonade.

>>149605270
jlmi

>>149605242
For me, it’s my team and my habbies

>>149605309
What lemonade are you drinking that's thick?

>>149604881
okay but only if we all sauna nude

>>149605336
Walmart brand i guess

Gary would have prevented the Fukushima disaster

>>149605359
Well, frozen lemonade has pulp cause authentic lemonade is homemade, squeezed from fresh lemons
you're drinking a chemical concoction that has no more relation to fresh fruit than Hi-C or Kool-Aid

>>149605358
Alright then, it's decided

We're going to have our first public event, finally, and it's a Clothing-Optional Sauna Night
>at the local YMCA, I assume
https://youtu.be/CeADaAg0f_w?list=RDCeADaAg0f_w

Where are we doing this thing?

>>149605428
On the front of the walmart lemonade jug it says something like "danger to due possible shellfish ingredients"

>>149605384
Gary didn't, and he has to live that down now

>>149605502
a strawberry-lemonade Clamato??

>>149603531
Fireworks

Ekblad should captain Team Canada at Milan

>>149605502
so it ain't kosher

>>149605384
It is highly improbable and speculative to suggest that Gary Bettman would have prevented the Fukushima disaster. He is the commissioner of the National Hockey League, a sports league, and not an expert in nuclear safety or disaster prevention.

>>149605498
>trb making it even easier to rape him
>he's practically begging for it
kwarb

>>149605933
why's it contain crustaceans?

>>149606009
clarifying ingredient, they use it in wine and beer to
use it to clean up particles during the brewing process and such

>>149606009
NYC water contains copepods.

>>149606009
>>149606070
https://www.piwine.com/isinglass-powder-40-grams.html#:~:text=Isinglass%2C%20powder%2C%20'Drifine',counterfining%20with%20tannin%20or%20keiselsol.

Isinglass, although not a shellfish product, is made from swim bladders

>>149606097
thanks for the explanation

thinking about that one time when the columbus goaltender got blown up by a firework and died

Chrissys last words to Tone' before the crash was that he should dump the fuckin' asbestos crap and make peace with the Shah. Tone' should've listened

>>149606140
Columbus is a cursed team

thinking about gimi

>>149606205
>tfw you will never be finnish

Huomenta but the opposite

bar was cringe. none of the bros there. one dude got really drunk and was trying to bang two fat chicks (who are cool just fat and gross) and they denied him KWAB he got mad and was told to leave

>>149602867
>>149604234
we dokn't call those that now

>>149606644
all of the cool alcoholics are at parties lighting fire works

finns live like this and don't see a problem with it

I'm thirsty but will be going to bed soon :(

>>149606644
grim you should have played some Alice in Chains

How many times do you think that Connor Mcdavid ended up in this kind of scenario?

toews loves winnipeg natives, confirmed.
also, he's old and sucks and won't get more than 15 points i bet

>>149606894
true
>>149606835
it's still light outside, but they're probably bbqing or some shit

>>149606900
wtf that is gay

>>149605610
Kek

>>149606900
Him with every Latina he’s cheated with

might watch smackdown prolly not

>>149606871
afraid you're gonna pee your bed?

>>149607241
Afraid I’ll keep on waking up in the night

for me it's paparizzi and dance in the dark

>>149606587
Pleasant Dreams, little one -_-
>enjoy trying to sleep during the FIREWORKS!!!

>>149607264
cope he's a hero

>>149607281
hey aren't you that guy that was publicly raped

>>149606778
>nononono, don't call poopoos marners anymore cause I said waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! =3
So, how goes the struggle?

>>149607322
not bad bro about to login to diablo

>>149607344
neat, say Hi to Satan for me

>>149607383
believe it or not this is an over two year old game called diablo without diablo making an appearance KWAB

>2 oz Jack Daniel’s old number 7 Tennessee whiskey
>couple squirts of lime juice
>6 oz cranberry juice

The most delicious drink you will ever have in your life and boy will it get you hammered
t. knower
t. Not a big cocktail/spirits guy

>>149607344
samesies, i hate it though

>>149607459
i just dump the cheapest albertan vodka i can get my hands on into diet pepsi and drink a 26 that way

>this young man thinks I don't know what "Diablow" is
Is there a Cow Level in this one? I stopped playing after Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction
>over 20 years ago.... yes, I feel old, it feels glorious, in case you wondered

>>149604202
Honestly, burritos.

>8 oz Jack Daniel's old number 7 Tennessee whiskey
boy will it get you hammered
t. knower
t. big burly manly man

>>149607481
what are you playing dude? i'm running an evade spiritborn. thorns is really good later on but i heard it's shitty piano playing. might switch to hydra soon

>>149607529
not yet trb, not yet.

>>149607459
>this guy posted the cocktail he makes for when he gets a UTI
party on

f I was a NHL player I wouldn't care about the what the weather is like in the market I was playing in. During the season you're barely home for longer than a week at the most and during the off-season you have 4+ months that you can spend wherever you'd like. You could build a summer house with a home gym in the middle of Sahara if you'd love the sun so much.

>>149607581
I was talking about the game in general. last season I did druid and it was a horrible until I got a mystic drop. right now I'm on a necro but I just started.

>>149607637
>You could build a summer house with a home gym in the middle of Sahara if you'd love the sun so much
no you couldn't

>>149607637
If I was an NHL player the podcast guys would all be talking for fifteen minutes at a time about what kind of mental illness they think I have!

>>149607596
No Cow Level? Are they going to add it later?
As a crafty Diablow veteran, I would feel jaded if they didn't add a joke level full of big ass enemies to kill, dropping the best loot in the game, it's tradition, and everyone knows how I feel about that
>maybe they'll add it in a couple of years down the road

if i was an nhl player id play chel and live stream on twitch in my hotel room after games and praccy. and i WOULD take donations. i think pettersson does this but with fortnite

>>149607740
I would watch and donate as long as you didn't suck at the game

is this guy finnish?

>>149607711
im sure they will

>>149607637
Agreed

>>149607762
family from back East??

>>149607758
and if i ever won the cup as soon as it was my turn to lift it i'd throw it into the crowd and get home as fast as i could so i could get on chel and stream

>>149607655
nice

>>149607833
damn, that's dedication
Maybe not to the right thing, but you're clearly on a path to prove yourself
>what kind of asshole would I be to get in your way

when will gary add expansion teams in nahantu

Going out for a run and listening to the hour long video about mitch marner's wasted era

>>149607637
All the guys think the same way. It's their wives that ruin Canadian franchises.

>>149607664
Yes, you could.

>>149607911
tldr mitch is a playoff choker, his (((agent))) and dad are meanie pants, the fans are poopy heads for booing and throwing their diapers on the ice

>>149607915
Why do they care so much about their wifes? Most of them got side pieces in most citites anyway.

>>149607817
tranny mother fuckers

>>149607911
>Wasted
Is this a reference to how he wasted our time by stat padding during the regular season before folding when the pressure is on ?

sharter fart will shart again

The absolute state of this shit league

>>149608453
four of them were the oilers

>>149608394
Who else that was apart of the Gummer Squad was good enough that they could be signed for next season?

so if you go to the website

archive.is

you can put in the url of other websites in the red box and then read most paywalled articles. it works for the athletic.

>>149608465
Jen

>>149608496
Thanks for telling us something that has been known for years

>>149608496
that seems unscrupulous to me

>>149608453
meanwhile gary is doing his best in expanding the league to as many teams as possible and thus watering down the talent even further. you can't have 1000 teams like baseball gary, there are nowhere near enough hockey players as there are baseball players. just stop gary.

>>149608506
then why didnt you tell that anon who was asking about reading the athletic?

>>149608523
*and i mean not just mlb

>>149608523
But you see goy we have to have expansion teams because Gary can charge each one 2 billion or more!

>>149608545
I didn’t see his post

so if you go to the website

/hoc/ dot com

you can see that bud 1

There’s 61 chl teams, 64 d1 college hockey teams, and who knows how many junior/pro teams in Europe. so why is there such a big problem finding talented players?

>>149608593
hardest professional sport to excel in is why

>>149608453
>3 expansion teams incoming

>>149608593
most non-pro leagues are ran by nepotistic pieces of shit who'll cut ya from the team because little johnnys uncle is friends with the coach

>>149608604
I guess but it’s still crazy
>>149608621
Sad

>>149608612
Gary wouldn’t leave the league at an odd number of teams so it will probably be at least four.

>>149608593
Too expensive to get good at. I remember doing power skating lessons and goalie camps once or twice per year from atom to midget and those alone were anywhere from $200-$500 a piece, and I was just a shitter who played B team rep. The rich kids were going to camps all year round and playing in spring/summer leagues, and that is just so they could make the A team or eventually peak in Junior B. Meanwhile Dayquan can just find a basketball in a ditch somewhere and use that to become the next Shaq or whatever

>>149608680
I like how Gary is pretending to help poor kids out who want to play hockey but in reality it’s more like this

>>149608573
liar

>>149608755
No bud won I witnessed it myself

>>149608755
sorry kid but your dubs were nullified by his lucky trips >>149608777

The bud 1 meme has to be the best /hoc/ meme. It’s accurate, it’s hilarious, and makes trb seethe.

bud lost i'm afraid

>>149608894
Cope

sick of the fireworks

trannymite lost to a random hgtv show

>>149608912
Retard

Tonight I have mixed Jack Daniel’s with
>coca cola
>cranberry juice and lime juice
>orange juice and lime juice
>ginger ale
>fucking water

And I have come to the conclusion that Jack Daniel’s old number 7 Tennessee whiskey goes well with everything

Pic related

Didn’t ask

>cranberry juice
What is it, your period?

>>149608912
based fellow dog and/or veteran

Just took the most insane marner of my life

>>149609083
we don't call those that anymore buddy

>>149608593
the sport is very expensive. at this point even most middle class people cant afford to make it professionally. we are reaching a point in all sports where the next generation of pro athletes are just the children of former pro athletes who had a lot of money and time to teach their child.

>>149609083
we still call those that buddy

>>149609138
we don't!!!

>>149609083
What makes it insane over a regular Marner?

>>149609145
we're not doing this bro

>>149609138
EXCELLENT post

>>149609138
Can confirm from my sources

>>149609145
it plopped out in a straight jacket

>>149609138
Fact check: TRUE

>plopped
I'm out

you guys are trying to get a rise out of me

>>149609137
Sad

>>149609138
Don’t let the fat Mexican manlet see this post

>>149609180
what would you prefer, slid? squirted? shimmied?

I once produced a marner that was easily 8–10 inches long

>>149609185
The only thing rising are my marners in the fortress bowl

>>149609234
nope

marner is like a snake

>>149609221
one time during college i valiantly held in a marner for 45 minutes because it was an important class. i was in extreme pain near the end of it but i would not give in. finally after class i literally ran to the shitter and produced a marner that, i marner you not, had to have been 7 feet long. i was also taking a lot of metamucil those days so that's probably why.

>>149609145
It peeked out and went back in

>>149609145
It was tampered with on its way out

>>149609282
tamped in with a dick. packed tightly

so what the hell was that whole Team Canada MeToo shit?

>>149609298
moral of the story is that, these days, you shouldn't take your best buds and have a gummer party with a drunk stacy if you are going to be a pro hockey player.

>>149606924
He was once seen at the toad in the hole on Osborne Winnipeg snorting cocaine off of 2 natives girls tits

The largest marner I ever released was in an Amtrak station restroom in a town in the suburbs of, Raleigh, North Carolina.

Thank you Randy, I am forever grateful.

New world peace skit is kino

took one of those massive marners that was sticking out of the water

Red pill me on psyllium husk, does it give you heroic marners

>>149609396
yes, takes a few days to kick in though, and don't take too much to start! you won't have to wipe off any marner either once you are in the zone. you can literally just sit down and stand back up and carry on with your day, no hand washing needed.

>>149609314
is it still rape if she consents, plans it out, gets drunk and decides she didn't afterward

>>149609396
Yes, I used to take one every day and it'd give me full bodied marners that glided out. Though ymmv depending on how your marners are regularly

Fuck you guys, post quality hockey related one liners, not this shit

My dream is to become a sports writer and work for the athletic writing about my team

>>149609424
*not this marner you mean

Good evening I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse. Manny Malhotra told me this is the best canucks team he's seen since 2011. Why didn't Pavol Demitra's KHL career takeoff properly?

>>149609432
i miss cheech

>>149609427
Dream big bud

HICKORY DICKORY DAIRY
SHE SAID I WAS BIGGER THAN GARY

I applied to be on big brother Canada and I was going to give /hoc/ a shoutout but then they cancelled it so the dream is dead.

>>149609420
it's rape if she doesn't consent to every single thrust or to every single gluck

Oilers drafted a nurse when they needed a doctor
Oilers drafted a nail when they needed a hammer
Oilers drafted a curry when they needed a kurri

>>149609465
Curry is a basketball player, jeet

>>149609475
silence, nato speedbump.

>>149609462
A fun uno reverse is to refuse consent for a hawk tuah

>>149609481
Some flames player concussed him

>>149609475
thank you latvia for producing Artūrs Šilovs who won my baby Nuckies the calder cup

>>149609371
>>149609361
>>149609423
>>149609428
oh we don't call them that now

i was trying to take my incel walk but then some random boomer started telling me a story about his garden and how he had to paint some stairs and i was too autistic to leave so i just listened to him go on and on for twenty minutes.