Thread 149597516

We're set for a frantic Friday evening of tennis on centre court at Wimbledon as Emma faces a stern test against the number 1 seed, Aryna Sabalenka. With the British Darkness descending don't be surprised if this one gets finished tomorrow morning.

Starts in around 10 bings.

Me: 'I don't see myself ever rooting for Screamalenka at any match.'
Wimbledon '25: 'There you go.'

>>149597545
silly emmahater

Did anyone else cancel 4th of July plans with friend to see Emma with the /sp/ bros?

Why does it intimidate Johnny Foreigner so much??

Reminder the REAL Best Emma is from South Carolina

The mutt is getting raped.

>>149597575
Emma stone is from Arizona.

looking a little... disgruntled

If repeating digits, Emma wins

Saba looks more nervous than Emma

>>149597612
rolling

>>149597612
Rolling

>>149597619
Rolling for muscle mommy Saba

6-0 6-0

>>149597666
it's over

>>149597666
witnessed

Brit looks South American?

>>149597666
Oh Fuck

Imagine if they had to settle this match with lesbian wrestling on center court.

CHARGE HER UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149597666
:(

>>149597666
I can’t believe you’ve done this, satan

>>149597695

Emma would be snapped in half

>>149597698
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who's more likable? Neither? Objectively. Taking everything into account - roiding suspicions, sportsmanship, personal life, etc.

I have emma's shoes btw
(clay version)

>>149597666
g motherfucking g

>0-15
we got this!

fookinhell she's almost knocking the racket out of emma's hands

>>149597781

the one who seemingly didn’t give a fuck when her boyfriend killed himself is somehow the more likeable one

>>149597619
Probably cause she knows she'll have thousands of people booing her
Wait till the Minsk Open, then it's a different story

>>149597840
>Minsk Open

CAMMM ONNN EMMMAAAAA

Saba is nervous, might be a match after all

EMMA IS LOVE EMMA IS LIFE

>>149597867
It's a joke, anon

>>149597922
yeah i know

Enema Evacuanus

>>149597942
OK cool. Have a pleasant evening :)

regardless of how she plays, Emma's tits are always on point

>>149597987
you too :)

>>149597839
heh i agree

sabs rattled

sabalenka deserves nothing but crushing defeats in every match for her obnoxious grunting

eating some easter egg that's been lying in the cupboard for months. what are you eating /spee/?

>>149598121
im eating sabalenka's ass after this grueling match

this has a dark souls boss fight vibe

aryna is such a ball basher
just cunts it as hard as she can each time

>>149598175
emma is the Living Failure boss

EMMA EMMA EMMA

Emma! :)

How long until Emma's wrists explode?

Emma winning games entirely on Saba unforced errors kek

excellent serve return

>>149598310
thats how coco won 2 slams

It's not her tits that are erotic per se, but her tits to underbust ratio on top of the tight white top, that's what's boner inducing.

LETS FAKKING GO EMMA

WOOP WOOP

cum on r emma

Holy shit Emma is on BBC ONE *PRIMETIME*. They have literally never done this for any other tennis player. She is so fucking special.

almost hit her better luck next tiem sweet emma

>>149598360
They’ve grown significantly over the past year, no?

>>149598391
Hence the ratio being more prominent and therefore more erotic.

>>149598367
Well they used to not have the tennis go so late at center court. Then they added a roof and lights in the last few years so this will happen more often going forward

>>149598405
For me it goes
>breasts
>shoulders
>legs
>eyes
>waist
In terms of the top 5 erotic things about her

I've never heard the Centre Court crowd as electric as this. She is truly bringing tennis home.

deploy the bee

>>149598367
surely a pro like emma can handle more than one BBC at a time?

>>149598433
Guy on the right standing up is her new boyfriend btw
Childhood sweethearts who reconnected

>>149598433
Emma maniacs entering a nationalistic frenzy

>>149598479
Nah he's friendzoned. Spee detectives know more than the Daily Mail

Emma knows you're supposed to run in tennis right?

this was a nice one

>>149598530
isn't that predicted a-levels from covid?

>>149598530
yeah I bet she got her a levels young
if you knowm sayin

>>149598479
>Tihi I'm ready to settle down with you now after being a plaything for billionaires
How do you respond?

why dont this broad got a flag?

Umm, guys? Is Emma actually elite?

>>149598641
The crowd distracted Sabalenka big time. Without that Emma's got nothing to hurt her

>>149598670
she's from a bad country

Damn I just remembered tennis is boring

Is this the most important match in UK history?

She's trying so hard bros

>>149598670
Russia invaded Ukraine sweaty

Eradz is a mental midget

>>149598725
they are still salty about that? damn

>>149598715
Words can't convey the degree to which this country will lose its shit if she wins Wimbledon, and this would be a good step towards it, so just about yes

Emma "Pecho Frio" Raducanu

I don't watch tennis but the one that isn't Emma looks like she's on the gas

>>149598745
Yes, we have to give endless billions of taxpayer dollars to a nation that's not a democracy, jails the press, persecutes Christians, and can't win.

Go Sabs!

>>149598725
Rhodes would have turned that place into Rhodesalem where both Israelis and Palestinians mine Rhodesium for pennies. The true one state solution.

sabalenka is smokin!

THIS DOES NOT SLIP

EMMMA NO

>>149598715
*laughs in 2013*

>emmutt kwabatini

The doctor will be out soon.

lol, Sabalenka is so gonna fuck this up.
pathetic.
we'll never hear the end of it.

>emma wins wimbledon
>oasis have a victorious tour
>labour ride the wave to fix the country
or
>emma flops
>oasis are washed up old boomers
>reform gets in
choose yer medicine

Why are you guys obsessed with this little brown monkey anyways? She's not good.

>>149598905
England doesn't care about white, straight men anymore.

>>149598953
Umm she won the USOpenis without dropping a set

this is torture

Petchey wearing a Stella Artois hat to let Emma know the consequences. Based and wifebeater pilled.

Doesn’t seem able to win any points when the rally goes beyond 4 or 5 shots

>>149599071
Just like with any female match. What is your point?

jfc i can't take it anymore

>>149598737
So is sabalenka but she's saved by her physique.

KEK

here for the hate watch

cam on raducanu

She did it

GOD DAMN EMMA IS SO FUCKING HOT HNNNGGGG

Is this chick still relevant?

>>149597516 (OP)
This dumb Russian is a mental elf

>>149598946
>labour fixing anything with fucking starmer

WTF IM LITERALLY CRYING AND COMING RIGHT NOW

Webm bro we need the webm of Radderz scream after that game

KWABALENKA

EMMA LOVE

EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA :)

I can almost see her left buttocks

>>149598946
thousand year starmer reich

>slips
>injured for 2 months

Ouch

She always fakes an injury

Emma's getting her excuses ready.

>>149598946
Anything that doesn't involve Shitegel Faggage is fine by me

>>149599230
I missed it, where

>injury
Please god not like this

oh nyooo my emma is jinured :(

>>149599242
Thank you

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?

>>149597516 (OP)
Please tell me someone got that webm.

I want to sniff our Emma's sweaty knickers SO FUCKING MUCH ARGHHHHH

>>149599342
working on it...

How is this filipino midget supposed to be Euro horsewoman?

>>149599346
based

EMMMAAAAAAAAA

EMMA FAITO!

Emma will lose in straight sets lmao

>>149599356
>be
beat

>>149599234

EIN TAUSENDJÄHRIGES STARMERREICH

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

THIS IS EPIC EMMA

CAM ON EMMA CAM ON

Are emma

HOLYYYYYY BASED

>>149599356
The crowd is on her side and sabalenka is a mental midget.

>>149599346
for me, its sabalenka's fetid ass crack after an exhausting 3 setter

Amazing. Are we overrating whether players actually being good is a positive thing for us? The fact these women are kinda shit makes every single ball strike feel like a cliffhanger, vs tennis robots who rarely make insane mistakes.

I love Emma so much it’s unreal

emma :)

>>149599386
>slips
>acts like something bad happened
it didn't. Get up ffs.

NOOOOOOOOO

Emma pls

Sabalenka first set 2x odds so easyyy

>>149599442
We all love Emma! haha

We all know it's going to happen

Throwing it all awayyyy
Throwing it alllll, awaaaaaay

>>149599436

that's unironically why women's tennis is watchable compared to women's football, basketball etc

kek

i'm looking at flashscore because its slightly ahead of my stream and is less nerve racking somehow

Classic WTgAyyy

>>149599485
that's the one

Phisigonmy never lies incels. Your dream asian gf can't win because you think she is cute

>12 tiebreak wins for sabalenka in a row
*gulp*

>>149599499
why does she stare blankly like that?

ogre

THIS

>>149599577
1000 cock stare

>>149598433
the brunch pubs in oxford will be empty tonight...

>>149599577
the thousand bbc stare

Sabalenka tits look amazing

Did players go through this many racquets in the past or is this a recent thing?

get em radders

>>149599645
Shame about those ridiculous duck lips

>>149599655
Definitely never used to

Emma Cuckittini

emma is so slow

>Turn off for 5 minutes
>Suddenly possible final game

2.50@ for first set shieeet

Emmasimps, what's the score?

>>149599749
Disregard that, I thought Emma had won set 1 and switched over da fuck bro. I thought we were at 6 games each in second set.

Emma in 3...

Emma cuckitini

:c

easy money easy life.
Gipsy womanlet vs Euro horsewoman

USA USA USA

Exit through the gift shop, simps

It's over

Emma baka

It's fucking over i'm done

ah fuck

>>149599666
Based Satan backing our girl Radlingz

More like RaduCAN’Tu!!! Lmao

fug

Watch pecho frio Emma completely collapse now. The second set will be about 6-1. That if she doesn't sprain her finger.

MTO incoming.

>>149597516 (OP)
SAY IT

Good match so far.

>>149599812
>>149599808
>>149599803
>>149599788
>>149599787
>>149599832
Kek simps are in shambles

It's over. Posts sabatits

Life is suffering

emma cuckittini

I still believe in Emma :)

>>149599853
doesn't look too bad here tbqh

You ever worry that you might actually be falling g IN LOVE with emma?

>>149599911
me too :)

>>149599929
I only simp for her ironically

its over isnt it

she has short, stocky, unattractive legs.
how can anyone find that attractive.

>>149599911
Yeah, famed for her resilience and that.

ONE THING, I DONT WHY

>>149599946
White AOC on the right

>>149599958
I'm here for Saba's tits lol

If you flip a coin and it comes up tails, its not out of the ordinary for it to come up heads the next two times

US OPEN WIN 1921 MENTIONED

>>149599973
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

>>149599946
begging to be colonised by bwc

I want to drink her bath water

coach carousel mentioned

>>149599994
SHE PUT THE DATE 11 SEPTEMBER (11/9) INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS THAT DAY IN NEW YORK

>>149599946
i NEED to colonize that indian innie

Sabelenka is the most feared 1 seed since that last bitch with fat ass tits

they should give out earplugs to the crowd at sabalenka matches

>>149600095
I miss her

Emma's Empire are taking it well

>>149600089
sniffable range

>>149600089
Starting to think these close up auto perv cams were set up by pervs, for us pervs.

emma normally tanks after a marathon 1st set loss against a heavyweight

this is different

i think it's over

for sabalenka

>>149600132
yikes

>>149600132
kek

>>149600095
Name? Pic on image board?

the worst about this, even if Sabalenka wins, is that this will continue convincing Brits that Emma can win this tournament.
the hype will NEVER end.

>>149600132
We kneel to our even more Emma delusional Reddit sisters

>>149600132
In /tennis/ this da_SENtinel is the Russian flag webm poster

>>149600132
>Unbiased Observer

>>149600183
I think her name was azarenka or something. She got popped for roids

>>149600132
NUKE. REDDIT. NOW.

Do you consider Emma Raducanu to be an honorary Ayran?

>>149600184
If only you're listening to the Emma wank on bbc commentary, good christ I'm wishing I had never learnt English.

>Some moments don’t just defy time. They redefine it.
>She stepped onto the court as a qualifier.
>Unknown. Unseeded. Unshaken.
>Ten matches later, she held the trophy,
not as a surprise, but as a signal.
>Emma Raducanu.
>Eighteen. Graceful. Precise.
>Like a serve slicing through midnight in Flushing Meadows.
>At Rolex, we understand that greatness doesn’t always arrive with fanfare.
>Sometimes, it walks in quietly, wins ten straight matches, and doesn’t drop a single set.
>Her victory wasn’t just written in the record books.
>It was etched in time.
>Because when she lifted that trophy,
a new era began.
>Not just for tennis, for time itself.
>Every generation has its moment. This was hers.

>>149599834
A P O L O G I S E

>>149600254
I consider hapa to be the ultimate female

>>149600232
I thought you were talking about Halep

>>149600184
if marketa vondrousova, barbora krekcikova and elena rybakina can win it, then so can Emma

>>149600286
VERY hard to disagree with this

>>149600254
she talks with a posh accent, so yes - she embraced whiteness.

>chokalenka at Wimbledon
Racket bros it's not looking good for us....

>>149600132
>british media in a nutshell
also the level is so bad, no wonder people only watch women's tennis or women's sports in general just because of how good looking or not the players are.

>>149600303
Yeah, Halep. That's the one. Huge tits gave her a lot of power.

>>149600315
>krejcikova
Too harsh, she looks like Stellan Skarsgard but she is a better player than the others you mentioned

EMMA choking in new, exciting ways. This is peak WTA

Emma's shoulders :)

>>149600393
really? krejcikova? i was thinking a lenasimp would bite

>>149600364
yeah till she cut them off

>>149600315
Dont include Krejcikova with those one hit wonders plz

>>149600401
Yes, I think this too
Especially when they glisten with sweat

EMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EPIC COMEBACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149600424
She is a good player, plays aesthetic tennis, she's maybe the only WTA player I'd make the effort to watch who I don't want to fuck

VAMOS EMMA

Emma already imagining all the BWC she'll be going through after pulling off this comeback

LETS FUCKING GO EMMA

>>149600286
If a white fella had kids with a hapa like Emma would they be mostly hapa or would they look pretty much white?

is this good tennis?

>>149600528
They produce the legendary quapa

>>149600550
I don't even know anymore

Sex with Emma

>>149600550
>WTA
>Good tennis
Top kek
However, it is entertaining

>>149600550
its MAGNIFICENT

in capital letters

>>149599851
>(you)

>>149600519
sexy putaway volley ngl. Henmanesque

god, I hate this useless c*nt Sabalenka so much.
always beats the players I like and chokes against the ones I dislike.
every single time.

>>149600528
they'd look yellow like their mongomutt mother.

I LOVE EMMA

Imagine getting pegged by Sabalenka

>>149600621
TO VICTORY WE RIDE FURY OF THE STORM

>>149600681
I don't have to imagine

Em McCuckittini

Thingken about winning

EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA

if emma doesn't win at least she's a lock for the Official Spurs 2025 Putting On The Pressure trophy

>>149600766
Spurs actually won something this year tbf

If she wins this watch her absolute suck vs Mertens.

>>149600795
is it a sign???

sabs has lots of success with the dropshot tonight

why couldn't she be Chinese or Romanian ffs.
why did she have to be born in the UK.

>>149600805
Whatever generates the most hype and then the biggest disappointment, she'll do it

>>149600843
>born in the UK.
She was born in Canada

>>149600805
Mertens will choke, she always does.

this set is just like the first!

Emma Cuckittini

and its over

>>149600882
even worse.
why couldn't she be Canadian ffs.

>>149600888
Whoever wins this is basically already in the semis. It's shitters for the next two rounds

>>149600928
nothing is guaranteed in wta

>>149600928
nah

cuddles with Sabalenka

>>149600132

People actually think like this huh

if you hit a volley that incompetent on a grasscourt you should be summarily expelled

What is Emma doing????

Lol

>>149600097

Just imagine her making those noises as you slam her from behind and you're good to go

>>149601012
it's a Bernie Sanders pasta you dip

How did this bitch ever win a slam in the first place?

sabalenka looks like a roided up version of someone else, i can't place it but i think it's an actress

Fucking hell

I'm proud of Emma whatever happens :)

So.... it happened again

Emmasimps, what's the score?

>>149601125
You're thinking of Jack Draper. She looks like Jack with long hair and makeup.

i don't feel so good emmabros...

>>149601125
Raducanu reminds me of fellow British Asian Anri Okita

Frauducanu strikes again

emma sisters.......

>>149601168
gimi

lol, lmao even

>>149601164
she's only 22. we've seen how far she's pushed the women's world no.1 tonight. a couple more years experience and i can see her winning wimbledon

Did it again award

>>149601125
yeah I can feel it
maybe if you look at some pics of her when she was younger and looked more human it'll jog your noggin

heh... my girl emlingz...

The female Zverev

what medical issue is she going to come up with this time?

she's got barely any point to defend from here until the end of the season

get on a good run in american and asia and she comes back next year as a seed

still very proud of her, she's a real fighter and gave her it all in this match

Over status: it's

PLEASE RE-TIRE
*Clap clap clap clap*
PLEASE RE-TIRE

grace status: dis

>>149601271
Death by snu snu

>>149601239
Falling on her butt

Emma Cuckittini

My estimation as Emma Raducanu as a human being has just fucking plummeted

emma looked defeated at 30 love

Mimi sends her regards :)

No shame in losing to the number 1 seed :)

Emma's did her best, no shame in losing this match.

Emma did her best

Sabs could fit me in that bag

So it happened AGAIN

Good to hear the completely sane BBC announcer declaring Emma's on an upward trajectory

>>149601239

Broken arsehole, courtesy of me

>>149601164
She didn't choke. That was a much closer match than expected.

Racist bitch can't stop winning

I was having güzbamps

Emma did her absolute best and I'm proud of her. I don't care if she choked two sets. She did her best.

>beloved PoC pummeled to death by a blonde russian
i've seen this movie before

>>149601404
Amazing film

>>149601350

Nah sorry there's no room because I'm already in it

What’s it called when you’re when you’re winning but you end up losing? People ITT call it “trying your (her) best” I guess

>>149601552
reverse comeback

REPLAY THE MATCH, THERE WAS A SPIDER ON THE COURT! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

>>149601368
She had the lead in both sets. But Sabs choked so many set points in the first set.

Hey fellas I'm back after watching the Oasis show.

Seemed like a good competitive match for the ladies.

I will never root for Shelton. Last year, the unsportsmanlike phone hangup move. This year, nearly assaulting a chair person simply because what was completely predictable happened - it started to get dark. Fuck him.

Imagine getting raped by horse bitch

>>149601751
shan't

>>149601584
heh. theres a few witty brits here who have good quality posts. or is it all you?

Another bmw injury

>>149597516 (OP)
don't watch this shit sport, just came to laugh at the 2 or 3 simp spammer virgins

>>149601961
black man's willy?

emma cuckittini

>>149597516 (OP)
Mommy Sabalenka :)

>>149599449
Kill yourself fat ugly virgin piece of shit