Thread 149602718

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it cozy, to NOT take your meds, to drink a lot lemonade, that it's too late to get into Warhammer 40k and stay strandpilled.

>>149602718 (OP)
Fuck anime

I was about to say something about post crusader Skalwines and just remembered this dude is still alive allegedly

I took the train to see my mother
I look across the tracks to see you with another
There's nothin' worse than seein' your lover
Moving on while you still suffer

I'm lookin' at you, and you're lookin' at me
But the glimmer in your eyes is sayin' you wanna leave

Julian McM-ACK

Who is the fantasista of /seriea/?
Duccio?

>>149602929
>Iceman
I have questions

>>149603040
I think it's because he plays from the Canada NT

>>149602718 (OP)
io vengo dalla luna
che il cielo vi attraversa
e trovo inopportuna la paura per una punta diversa

>>149602718 (OP)
I'll keep it a bucky fifty with you. To The Wilder was better without Elle Fanning than with her.

What the fuck, that was Lauren Mayberry

>>149603802
All of CHVRCHES is in DS2

>>149604086
won't add to the catering expenses at least

Which /seriea/ poster eats the most judged purely on their posting style?

>>149604281
The diarrheanon, likely in Mexican restaurants

This homosexual is big time mad for 2 reasons.

1. He lives in his parents basement at the age of 30 and makes TikTok videos.

2. Because I exposed him.

We will continue to pay tribute to Motta. Sorry if the admins got the name wrong.

RIP to him and his bro. We’re devastated.

“Unethical account!”

This is why I can’t stand the gays folks… all they do is complain about everything shut the fuck up liberal h0m0!

@Gravina why do you still live with you parents and make TikTok videos at the age of 30?

>>149604281
Greeceanon obviously

and well also duccio likes to eat Mexican cazzo

the 1985 mussolini's miniseries is pure gold

>>149606741
how does someone even get neck muscles like that

negru

>Surprise, the final phase of the Libyan Premier League will be played in Lombardy

We have the premier league at home..

>>149602718 (OP)
Nihao

>>149608529
>Libyan Premier League
i don't know why but i like Al Madina

Allegrified Lucca scores at least 25 goals, don't say I didn't warn you.

>McKennie, Luiz and Nico on their way out
Comolli's starting

>>149610625
But are they actually leaving or they'll end up staying and maybe even get an extra 1-year contract extension

>>149610784
If the salaries are too big and the player can't be sold then the latter is more likely, but not for everyone. I feel like Luiz is likely the first one who's gonna leave.

now that we've all finished Death Stranding 2 what's the consensus?

>>149610853
Nigga I just started Episode 6

Surely Massara will manage to sign someone today
>>149604281
Pizza de queso anon

>>149610905
this nigga doing side stuff

Morning /seriea/
>Newcastle e Real Betis hanno espresso interesse per Amir Richardson
>Milan in contatto per Lorenzo Lucca
>Non solo Milan: anche la Roma si è informata per Marc Pubill
>Rayan del Vasco da Gama è sul mirino della Roma. Lìesterno 2006 è valutato sui 15M
>Cremonese insiste per Liberato Cacace e Tony Sanabria. Interesse anche per Estevez e Balogh del Parma
>Parma muove passi per Floriani Mussolini del Lazio e Ambrosino del Napoli
>Udinese pernsa a Kialonda Gaspar come sostituto di Bijol

>>149610905
>>149611040
why not watch it on jewtube as it's just a walking simulator

>>149611301
Walking simulators are most beautiful to watch when they happen in the least expected moments, see the Munich final

>>149611371
last time I got baited into playing a walking simulator was Firewatch.
I would not recommend it.

>>149611754
Did Anon read the terms and conditions on his Cucciolone contract? Were they any good

The Bonny, Bonny banks

>>149611754
/biz/ idea: contracts that come with a sio comic strip on them

Leonardo Balerdi [Marseille] Difficult target
Aymeric Laporte [Al Nassr] Preferred target
Dávid Hancko [Feyenoord] Easiest target

>>149612615
Can't judge Balerdi at all but Laporte and Hancko are actually upgrades to what Juve already has, which is unsual for the targets in the last few years

>>149612679
Balerdi 200% fucking sucks and he's gonna be the one to come since Merdseille wants Weah, worst possible move but I just know that it's the one they'll make

*posts Bamerdi for the 2nd time in /sp/ history/

È partito Balerdi

Cool glasses bamerdi

if he signs for inter he will have to change his surname to quinquies stegen

Nice

>>149613243
Zamn, Calafiori looks like that?!

Reminder that Jj is considering the idea of spending 80 millies on a 26yo striker whose contract with his team expires in a year

>>149613432
They have an option to renew him for another year

>>149613502
>two more years at retarded wages for a player that cba to play for the club
Activating such a clause would be like turning the key of a nuclear warhead on your own home, gjge DeLaurentiis

>>149613250
https://www.instagram.com/sybillepst/
While Calafiori is a cool name, it's not getting near to matching the raw eroticism of "Sybille"

>>149613502
The dude's already posting himself with dudes wearing shirts of rival clubs next to him, if anything the longer he stays at Nabule the more he's gonna be a problem for them, I don't see the point of giving De Laurentiis exactly what he wants. If the club wants Osimerd then just agree on personal terms and wait until the price gets lower and lower, and if it fails just get a plan B.

>>149613705
.

>>149613793
Why is he wearing a wifebeater?

>>149613884
because ironically terroni are the category of underdeveloped people who have broken his balls the least so far

Tudor? more like Tumor

>>149602883
I hate radio songs but this one is great

>>149612679
He’s good on the ball apparently, dunno about defensively

Ueda gole

Transfagadusan road's

>>149614314
Kill all bears
kill all wolves
kill all non domestic animals
Humans rule this planet not animals

>Jonathan David's mother Rose died in December two years ago.
Why are we signing players whose parents got vaxxed

Tumolli where are the CB rumors I just opened a website for no reason

>>149614544
why couldnt it be him?

>>149614651
I'd rather have him than his mom playing up front tbqh

I don't know how or why but I accidentally flashed Renato Sanches in a Jj shirt

>>149614703
Feel bad he’s made of glass because that little failed wonderkid remontada he had in 2019 or whenever was a sight to see

She wouldn't have lost 2 sons if they didn't get the vaxx

>>149614703
>ynr when he was linked with Milan when he was still at Lille but decided to go to PSG

chat is this real
does this explain why norf teams perform better?

>>149615146
sardinia is missing the "and sardinian is a language" part

>>149615146
Yeah norf people are slave cucks

Just saw a video of Aaron Ramsey signing for some Mexican team

I now remember Aaron Ramsey

>>149615146
The rates of unemployment in the souf lead me to think that meetings there are unlikely to happen in the first place

Imagine the amount of meetings happening wherever Cherubini lives

>>149614372
Wrong. Animals killing poorfags is always good

>>149615346
he's going to turn into the next Aruglia I tell you

>>149615146
Hi r/italy!

>>149615346
Celtic legend

>>149615404
brussels and terronia have similar unemployement rates

>>149614314
>oh look what cute bear, let me stop and take a quick pictur-ACK
lmao

but now for a real celtic legend

Celtic legends?

>>149615750
Yeah because you have gatherings of nafris like Molenbeek or Anderlecht in there

True Detective Season 5 starring Twinkazzo, Diarrheanon and the Cables Gooner

But anon, they never made more than 1 season of True Detective

>>149615896
Fondly remembered, score some yuge goals

True Detective Season 2 is kino and nothing will change that

>nothing will change that
What about if it comes out that a hypothetical season 2 is Gravina's favourite season?

>>149616070
uuuh, I rate FIGC now????

What the HELL do you mean they made four fucking seasons

>>149616210
Yeah but Nic Pizzolato was only involved with the first 3

PSG (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Nuno Mendes; Joao Neves, Vitinha, Fabian Ruiz; Douè, Barcola, Kvaratskhelia. Allenatore: Luis Enrique.

BAYERN MONACO (4-2-3-1): Neuer; Laimer, Tah, Upamecano, Stanisic; Pavlovic, Kimmich; Olise, Musiala, Coman; Kane. Allenatore: Vincent Kompany.

>>149616210
t. the rest of the world after the introduction of the brand new Gregorian calendar

The Di Gregorian calendar

Max GODstappen

>Everton could buy Wesley for 30 million and then send him on a two-year loan to Roma, a solution that would be advantageous for both clubs controlled by the Friedkin family.
How is this even legal

>>149616491
After years if not decades of the strong powers hampering Roma's ambitions it's time they play that game too, I'm all for it

>>149616491
in the same way Riomma is allowed to fix its balance sheet with so many totally legit plusvalenze with Scamsuolo

Post a picture of The Palace NOW

>>149616491
Willingness to pay taxes on players' salaries is beyond this world, especially for Roman clubs founded in Teramo

And thus, a new meme is born

>>149613557
>you will never gently apply sunscreen to that tummy

>Romano said that Merdseille want to keep Balerdi
Laporte and Hancko are literally right there and they're both experienced, please Comolli

>>149618156
Hancko won't be cheap in terms of fee and Laporte won't be cheap in terms of wages

>>149618170
How much would Hancko realistically cost? I had heard about around 30 millies in the winter but I assume that the number went up if more clubs went after him

>>149618208
Al-Nassr reportedly offered around 40m without any nonsense bonusses etc. They also agreed personal terms with Hancko, but nearly all the directors were sacked so now it's just cricket sounds coming from the middle east.

He's still got some years of contract left so I wouldn't expect a price much lower than 35m incl. bonusses.

Lots of good people very good people died in the floods in Texas

Juventus 2027/2028 manager Leonardo Bonusses

>>149618306
That's honestly reasonable though it isn't cheap (especially for a 27yo). I would definitely like him at Jj, with Bremer it'd be a solid defence, the club desperately needs guys like him.

>>149618428
Yeah, he's just one or two years too old for clubs to take a punt on him just like that. You probably won't be able to sell him again for profit and with the new-ish PSR rules in the EPLel even they are more hesitant now.

>>149618463
Selling him alone would be a miracle, I'm used to contract resolutions at this point, I really just want someone who can finally make me watch matches without pissing myself as soon as an opponent player has the ball.

>Ferrari over Mercedes in the WCC
well well well

Svrely they're in 1st place

Musial-ACK

>>149619008
I thought he was diving and then I saw his foot, Jesus that shit is literally turned in the wrong direction

Minister of demuttification Gigio Donnarumma

Bavarians seething even more about not signing Wirtz now kek

>>149619145
Why is ListeNegru doing the Bonucci ass-turn?

>>149619060
That's bad enough that I wonder if he misses the World Cup

>>149619145
The vaxx did it

>>149619145
And figure yourself if it wasn't the doing of a shitalian abomination

>>149619194
Wouldn't wish that to my worst enemy, plus it was for a ball that he wasn't even close to get

>>149619145
Oof

>>149619145
with rubber shoes this tackle you won it

>è un calciatore tedesco con cittadinanza inglese
Couldn't have happened to a better person

>>149619255
Donnarumma literally destroyed that fucking foot, why the fuck did Musiala not jump

>>149619276
I agree, I love Meloni I will vote for her another 100000 times forza Meloni ale ale ale

Slo-mo test

>>149619345
looks great

>>149619345
Try with more chiral bitrate

Terroni on blacks violence is out of control

>>149619255
Walk it off

Cuteness status?

>>149619255
Just get vaxxed and it will be fine

>>149619345
looks fine to me, ankle is still in one pixel
one piece I mean

>>149619444
no sure if autism or the fact they all look alike, but he does look like Axel Foley right?

>>149619255
Why are Italians like this???

>>149619255
Karma it's time to take the killer tackles monopoly away from Kraut GKs

FFmpeg is a fickle mistress

>>149619728
the retard never once looked at his surroundings, but was fixated on the ball, could have easily saved his career.

>>149619780
Implying his career is over lol
Less than a year and he's back shitting on the bestestestsetstetstetstertsdtweetstst shitalianissimo talent

>>149619276
What if he also had relatives from LE EBIL FRANCE?????????? That would be even worse because FOR US SHITALIANS france is le bad becuz arridatece aggiokonda and also po po ro po po poooooo pooooooo vinciamo u mundial KRANDE PUFFON and kativo zidanus even doe he played for Juba but bear with me ok and also liberte egalite traversa di trezeghe!!!!!!!!!!!! DAJE CIORCIA MELONI

>>149619780
cut him some slack, he just forgot the no.1 rule
>around blacks never relax

>Getting a career ending injury playing Infantinos summer audi cup
a grim fate

don't reply to me ape

>>149619714
SEKONDO ME the chiello should've brutally murdered that nekro of saka in the euro 2021 final like Stasi did to Chiara Poggi (NO IT WASN'T SEMPIO) but he couldn't because the poteri forti are complotting against us shitalians and they wanted glinglesi to win, that's why they didn't disallow bonucci's offside goal btw

Is /int/ leaking again?

>>149619898
The worst is that big contacts like this happen every match, wouldn't surprise me if it happens to another player, all that for a meme cup when the pre-season is a couple weeks away

>>149620053
It's the twitter spaz

>>149619898
At least he just signed a massive contract

>>149619728
>casuals in the match thread calling for a red card because of THIS
mustard gas should be released on the masses

A R-RED CARD??????????? TO LE WHOLESOME ER PUPONUS???????????

>>149619728
Literally red card + 5 match suspension for sgorbiarumma in any universe in the multiverse, but it is known that shitalians have added protection from The Palace, just look at what happened in the euro final against england

>>149620173
Enter diarrheanon

>>149619444
vile

real tryhard hours

>>149619845
>>149620014
>>149620302
Gobbo di merda stop falseflagging gobbo di merda

Real mental illness hours

>>149620053
CWC has made VPN intcels go crazy as of late

>>149620547
Can't believe someone would spend their weekend doing that

Doué has scored, let the PTSDs begin again

>>149620547
What no calcio does to a mf

Oy vey, it's anuddah Doué!

>Planetside 2 finally dying
kill me

2025. July. 5th.
I am reminded of Planetside 2

>>149621212
Loved it before all the dev shenanigans desu

The Hernandez brothers are pretty much the living proof that you don't need to be black to have the negru mindset

>>149621298
they have disciplin problems

burn-a-disciplin

>>149621212
>>149621265
You guys remember the name of that FPS where you ended up gliding/surfing over the terrain at prety high speed? I think one of the weapons was a disc launcher and it had some dev trouble/shady devs

>>149621444
Tribes Ascend maybe? Loved that one too

>losing 2-0 against a team that has 2 reds
I can't tell if Buyern are dogshit or if PSG are just a ridiculously good team

>>149621444
>spend 10 minutes googling it
>remember the moment you post
I was thinking about Tribes

>>149621497
That's the one

>>149621500
buyern is hot trash ever since they started filling the starting xi with overpaid mutts and frauds, while hiring a meme manager with no decent experience on top of that
no amount of audi, adidas, allianz or qatar money will save them this time

Can Halal stop P$G in the semi's?
Otherwise we risk getting Fluminese 0 - 10 P$G final.

>Leo Ortiz
who the fuck is this guy now lol

>>149621776
>trash ever since they started filling the starting xi with overpaid mutts and frauds, while hiring a meme manager with no decent experience on top of that
bauern was doing the grimtoli/grimolli thing before it was cool

>>149621776
I do rate a couple of Buyern's players (especially Olise who is very good) but yeah overall they just seem to struggle recently. Got to admit that PSG is still a very good team though, they have a good amount of genuinely world class players.

highly memeable picture

Watch gabboman and sickwolf seethe about the referee in the psg-bayern match because muh ebil taylor

>spic surname
>actually a Brazilian
Never seen a bigger red flag in my entire life

>>149622038
>euro2021 hero
>the 5-0
>now this
ever since leaving bbilan he's getting more and more based

Surely grimolli is waiting until Monday to announce the signing of hancko

>>149622038
>one of the most talented players in the world
says who lmao couldn't do shit against Sarri Lazio

>>149621969
>Watch gabboman and sickwolf
No, I don't think I will

/mu/ idea: Gabberman

Gobboman

Gabibboman

209th for French tomboy women, I'd go to France for she

business idea:
disband the general until august

When you think about it, [redacted] is the femboy of countries

We need a new, innovative way to poop during the summer. Because with this heat I can't stay more than 10 minutes on the chess

>>149622297
Reminder that even if the club signs a CB it'll still need to get a fullback, a midfielder, a winger and likely another striker too

>>149623575
and all of them should be black
t. Negrolli

Joseph Nonce Boende

>>149623685
You just know he supports Lazio

>>149621212
>>149621265
>>149621444
>>149621497
You now remember the Medal of Honor series

>>149623072
based but where do we complain to pancrazio 2 about the fanta?

How many weeks until a new Titanfall gets announced?

Engl-ACK

>>149623826
I played the shit out of Allied Assault as a kid. And then, Pacific Assault. Gotta say stabbing vietcong soldiers with a bayonet was fun as hell.

For me, it's Red Orchestra 2, shit was good

>>149624044
I'm irl friends with a very prominent RO2 content creator

Noa Lang will trade PSV for Napoli. The two clubs have agreed on a €28 million transfer fee, according to NOS, Eindhovens Dagblad and VI. PSV and Napoli have yet to confirm the transfer.

The 26-year-old Lang himself had already agreed on a five-season contract with Napoli for some time. The striker will reportedly travel to Napoli in the coming days to finalise his transfer. Napoli already wanted to acquire Lang in the winter transfer window, but PSV decided not to cooperate then.

It's pérone not peròne

Sborrussia

>>149624489
wheres craniometry anon when you need him

>>149623839
on discord

how many Garcia does Halal have?

>>149623049
this still counts as gay in my book tbqh

Sleep tight /seriea/

...just got a "jmedical_official" ad on Instagram

>huijsen
Kwabi alonso (thiagottesque tactical cvck) ruined him, he was a giganomeno under MAGO MAX

this Tainted Grail game is actually not bad, the sidequests are really well written and sometimes have several branches also
shame the game's on fucking unreal engine
and the main menu theme is a banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RON4A28mV4

>>149629019
kwab

>>149619255
Nightmarish

My Top 25 best games of the 21st century so far:

1: Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag
2: Uncharted 4
3: Bloodborne
4: Half-Life 2
5: Portal 2
6: Mass Effect 2
7: The Last Guardian
8: BioShock
9: Red Dead Redemption II
10: The Last of Us
11: God of War III
12: Titanfall 2
13: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
14: God of War (2018)
15: Super Mario Galaxy
16: Death Stranding
17: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
18: Halo 3
19: Batman: Arkham Asylum
20: Mass Effect
21: Balatro
22: Doom Eternal
23: Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown
24: Hollow Knight
25: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Laziali seething at Juan Barnabe is the funniest shit ever, that club cannot be real

>>149629019
The Ligru Un experience

>>149629019
grim

Croatian winger named Ante Semitić

>>149630622
Hehe, unironically made me laugh

>Olympique Marseille want to keep Leo Balerdi this summer, clear plan for the club. Tim Weah, separate story with Juventus as Balerdi is currently not involved in talks.
Argie out of the way, next

Juan foyth is allegri choice at right back he’s keen on signing him today milan offerd villarreal 15 million

>Foyth
yes bblan precisely do that please
what hurt could another fraud do to the team

>>149632571
is acerbi going to al hilal? i will be sad to see him go but know its prob the right move

Who is the Suda51 of calcio?

The boys of the 5-0 must stay together

>>149630622
hehehe

>>149634158
Burn a disci

>>149634158
Giampaolo

>>149630081
that's a list you'd get if you asked grok "give me the most popular games of the last 25 years"

>Douglass Pooiz is still #9 in Serie A when it comes to salary
t. capology

>>149624489
just hope he's good and not a shithead

>Igor Tudor has urged Juventus to do everything possible to keep Francisco Conceição at the club.
t. Cazzetta

Casio G-Shock 500R rates him? Then I hate him

is this hairline achievable natty, without any kosher supplements?
it's Landon Donovan btw

R8

>>149635061
Better than last season's third kit desu

>>149635061
based cumstain shirt

>>149635061
>>149635081
https://x.com/lamascheraaa/status/1933803078429360521
Here's a video btw, it looks gorgeous

>>149635061
>>149635097
what do the grapes have to do with Torino and Piemonte?

>>149635061
Based and dyonisuspilled

>>149635153
Either underage or maghrebi hands made this post

>>149634610
In actuality it is a list I put together myself after having a scroll through Bomba Gigante’s top 100 list of the century. Which is related to calcio because I saw a video of Savona playing Persona.

>>149635302
I have never played a single Persona game and I generally feel like the japanese games are heavily overrated every time I do try one

also those "top 100" lists are usually popularity contests
>check the list out
>Legend of Zelda #1
>Elden Ring #2
>Outer Wilds #3
>Mass Effect 2 #4
>Gothic 1/2 nowhere on the list
of course, this list is so fucking predictable

>his top 10 doesn't have HoMM3

not a real nigga

>>149635443
This is also a fair point.
I tried out 7 but it runs like ass and isn't half as fun as 3 still is.

>>149635496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSwATqPUsv0

>>149635560
Based
I forgot it's from '99 so technically it couldn't be on that list anyway but I highly doubt the american slop consumers would even put it in top 100 anyway

>mention Leon Jakirović to the Finn a few days ago
>just read that Inter is linked to him and Dinamo values him at 8 million

am I an influencer now or is someone just making shit up

Based ROMANIan bear BTFO shitalian faggot
>Italian tourist was dragged into a ravine and killed by a bear after posing for a selfie with its cub

>>149635690
this is old news and yeah get the fuck away from the offspring of wild animals, how retarded can you be

hide your chickens brothers, the g*psy is back again

>>149635733
The thread would be so much better without zingari, just like Serie A itself

kys grimolli

>>149635690
How many pictures of dead children do you have?

>>149636153
>The world would be so much better without zingari
ftfy

>>149630081
Literally none of these should be in this list

>>149636580
how does it feel being a rich Central European now

you do know it means you're gonna have to take many ngubus though right

>>149636604
>how does it feel being a rich Central European now
it was fine before the rest of yurop realized that
>you do know it means you're gonna have to take many ngubus though right
we already are taking quite a bit of them and because our gubment is pro-germoney then there's absolutely no chance we'll get out of bringing in thousands of sub60iq ngubus

at least maybe, just maybe, we'll get better at football thanks to it kek

>>149636649
>at least maybe, just maybe, we'll get better at football thanks to it kek
*laughs in emmanuel olisadebe*

>>149636649
the secret is to do it how Spain does it, technical white midfielders to lull the opponent into a false sense of security and then ngubu wingers to inject some pace and catch them off guard

Yildiz back to Bayern for 35m, you heard it here first

>>149636710
Compared to retards who were given the passport later because Smuda was pro-diaspora like Boenisch or Obraniak, Olisadebe was "one of the good ones"
but reminding myself of the grim times where we looked everywhere for decent/average players with polish roots does bring up some interesting memories
btw - Dybala had a polish grandma or something
>>149636712
problem is most of our white midfielders are simply shit, not physical, not very technical, they're just... kind of there, in the middle
Zieliński never played that well in the NT as he did for the clubs too

>>149636784
Did you know Dybala is also muslim? He has tattoos that prove it

>>149636803
Sheik Al-Dybal

>>149635733
Funny you mention it, last week a person living in a village nearby posted on Facebook that someone entered their fenced residence and took some of the chickens

>>149637012
That was me

why do people on xitter talk about "aura" only with black/ colored players? I also watch BBC porn but I don't go around yelling about it.

>>149637083
The word is literally used to describe players like Maldini all the time by zoomers, what are you talking about anon

>>149637141
in italian xitter its more often than not about black players

>>149637141
Are there (m)any currently playing white players that are often talked about in combination with their aura? I'm struggling to think of any.

>>149637316
copemeiners but in a negative way

>>149637316
Renault Kangoo

>>149637316
Kage bushin no flowers

>>149637316
gyoker

>>149637316
Donnarumma during any penalty shootout imo

>>149637335
>>149637391
>white players

>>149637403
He's french, he's an honorary white player

kwab

>>149637335
?

>>149637403
Mediterranean players have to count man

>>149637449
Are Moroccans white, are Israelis and Greeks? Take one look at Dormammu and every well-thinking person knows enough.

Maybe if you look like Saul Niguez you qualify as white but someone like Rodri clearly isn't.

Same in Italy, Darmian is white but Di Lorenzo isn't and it's so easy to see why.

>>149637433
still way less than those doods who paid 2000€ to watch a 5-0 rape live

Top 5 /seriea/ approved creedence clearwater revival songs.
5. Born on the bayou
4. Green river
3. Susie Q
2. Graveyard train
1. Run through the jungle

>>149637495
>Mediterranean people are generally considered white. They are part of the broader Caucasoid or Europoid racial classification, which includes most Europeans. However, the term "white" is a social construct with varying definitions, and some individuals within the Mediterranean region may have darker skin tones or be perceived differently based on regional or cultural factors.
I just think that Europeans are generally white (yes, even Greeks) because otherwise it's an endless debate that doesn't exactly have an answer

>>149637733
Don't know if this is muttmerican or terrone cope but literally use your eyes, it's that easy. You know 'em when you see 'em.

>>149636649
I'm coming to poland after I get my cs degree btw, just giving you a heads up, I hope that italians are still treated/seen better than ngubus

Just got up from my nap, gonna check the latest rumors from my favourite source

>With Bayern Munich increasingly serious about signing Rafael Leao especially after Jamal Musiala's injury, AC Milan is starting to look for potential replacements. And should the Portuguese forward leave, an intriguing name has emerged in recent hours: Kenan Yildiz.
>According to sources close to the club, Massimiliano Allegri — now playing a key role in Milan’s technical project — has requested the signing of the Turkish starlet from Juventus. Allegri, a long-time admirer of Yildiz since his early appearances with the Bianconeri’s first team, sees him as the ideal profile to fill the void that Leao would leave in the attacking line.
>The deal remains complicated, especially given Juventus’ reluctance to part ways with one of their most promising youngsters. However, the player’s will could be decisive: Yildiz is reportedly not opposed to reuniting with Allegri and taking on a new challenge in a different tactical environment — one that could offer him more responsibility.
>With the player’s approval and a strong enough financial offer, the move — while difficult — is not out of the question. Milan is monitoring the situation closely, ready to act should the transfer dominoes start to fall.

>>149637857
I can only think of like Gyokeres and maybe Sorloth as "aura" players then

Kikko...

>Genoa had convinced Vardy to return to play but Vieira said no
lmao

>>149639440
Ottolini better pray I'm never diagnosed with a terminal illness

>>149639366
>wearing a simple t-shirt at a funeral

>>149639738
Ruben Neves and most of the other players there were also wearing it

>>149638047
We like/love italians around here, so you should be fine. Unless you're too brown and monkey looking.
What city are you visiting?

>>149639738
FWIW, I think it was a dresscode thing. In tons of the pictures taken it was just guys in black t-shirts. Or it was just a Footballers Fashion Sense Moment™

Wait wait wait, you are saying vardy kino was on the serieass menu and viera said no?!?
kys grimtoli

>Björn Meijer failed his medical
Big guai in Brugge since they already sold De Kurper

>Merdstappen
pfftt hahahahahahahaha

>>149639778
Is he going to last longer than Delneri?

>>149641401
Farioli only ever lasts one year at clubs

>>149641546
just like my relationships haha

Is Dead Island 2 worth it?

>Giuseppe Crippa died on Saturday at the age of 90. He had become a millionaire at 87 and then a billionaire (net worth 4.1 billion) thanks to the company he created after retiring.

b-but you can't get rich in Italy! neet life is the only way!

Giuseppe Crippa more like Giuseppe Pippa lmao, only losers die

>>149641791
Pouring one out for an og crip

Only Vanzini (a retarded sfinter fan) could ever rate a shitter like Leclerc

>West Ham è interessato a Zion Suzuki
>Camarda è arrivato a Lecce. Visite mediche previste domani
>Delio Rossi è il nuovo allenatore del Foggia

>>149643383
>tfw those feet were cleaned eventually and it wasn't my tongue that did it

HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK

Uuuuuuuurca!

>>149643412
which other u23 team needs a place besides the Milanese strisciate now?

Van Der Poel won chuds

Silverstronz

>>149644041
Reminder Roma is now the strongest club in the league thanks to the Everton connection

>Ferrari finishing behind Binotto
TOTAL
SWISS
VICTORY

>>149643904
Riomma are planning to sign up theirs

>>149641684
Usually I hate first-person melee combat, but that game actually did it very well. The start is a bit slow but once you get some skills and abilites, and the enemies become a bit more diverse it becomes pretty cool. That said, some of the missions can feel a bit repetitive, and the story doesn’t really go in any interesting directions.

7,5/10 game for me.

>>149644041
25% sell-on clause go brrrrrr

>>149638047
>cs degree in 2025

Yeah… uhhh I’d like a grande Frappuccino with extra sprinkles

>he doesn't have a crypto scam degree
As reckless as the darien scheme

>training restarts on the 24th of July
>training camp in Germany is in early August
Comolli please speed up the signings, you've only spent 4 millies so far

https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/1941609160778424590
BASED BASED BASED BASED
SHITALIANS BTFO
SFIGATI MEDITERRANEI DEL CAZZO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

grimolli please slow down with the signings, youve already spend 6+2 in wages on an even worse version of lautardo

>>149646140
Wowie zowie wowieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
QUANTO SEI SIMPY MAMMA MIA
BLLSM BATTUTA
FACCIAMO SESSO VIRTUALE BELLISSIMA SMACK ;PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>the "sgorbio" spam is a f1 twitter meme
that explains it

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don't mock my le wholesome covo di rubentini posting and le epic belgius and olandominio, fozza tutor and abbasso allegri btw

>Francisco Conceicao has convinced Igor Tudor. The coach sees him fitting well as a second striker and would be happy to keep him at Juventus, the club is working on the deal with Porto to make the operation more sustainable - at least in the short term. Next contacts will be decisive.
t. Juan Albanés
Would YOU be able to convince Igor Tudor?!

>>149646578
every balkan man needs a twinkazzo by his side

>>149646578
Tudor fielding his players out of position good
Motta fielding his players out of position bad

https://youtu.be/4LK09IIjmq0?si=s4424rYHiOUgpMgE
SBORRO ANCORA BTW

>>149646578
I like Chico but since the club also wants Sancho they'll have to sell Nico lmfao, how the fuck are they planning to do that

>>149646612
He's too swarthy to be a true twink tbqh, also too many acne scars

XXXTentacion got killed

Just heard a group of Scottish men in the supermarket

FRAS IT'S ABOUT TO START RAINING

Apparently the severe thunderstorm that caused the flooding in Texas was caused by one of Stellantis' new weather modification tech

Just saw Alisha Lehmann and had a liquid attack

>>149648558
There are comfy floods in Milan already

kek

>>149645499
dubs of truth worsened my already bleak outlook, but I appreciate the sharp honesty scotterrone bro...

>>149639784
haven't decided my itinerary yet, got any recommendations outside of the obvious cities?

kwaboli really about to lose osimhen

>>149650129
>got any recommendations outside of the obvious cities?
Depends. Are you more into older cities and architecture, or maybe nature? Will you be mostly travelling via car/plane/train/bus?

Allgeri wants nayef aguerd and tomas palacios but they refused and looking for other options

This fucking rainy gloomy Sunday and watching cowboy bebop got me fucked up
tfw no calcio

Zingaro - zingaro swap with Al-Hilal

>>149651391
I'd rate Comolli if he pulled that off

>>149651391
he is plan b they still want osimhen

Gatti <-> De Ligt swap deal
Who says no?

>>149651441
Time to start praying the Gods and above for them to sign Zingaro (if he refuses to join I think that kidnapping him and forcing him to sign there is a perfectly reasonable thing to do)

>>149651458
Me, without Annekee he has no meme potential

>>149651492
Handballs and ballstomping doe

>>149651458
He's divorced so he could either have the best or the worst season of his life next season, I'm unsure

>>149651458
Literally anyone with a brain would say no

kys grimolli

>>149651597
If >we're lucky he's finally gonna send the Zingaro off

>>149651571
Haha, imagine if the person in charge of the mercato had no brain lole

>>149651623
Isn't Cats like about to sign a new deal

>>149651710
Nobody knows what Cannoli is cooking

>>149651622
wow now we can fill the squad with even worse shit so lucky
blessed even
>>149651724
looks like grimtolis plan because no sborrting director

>>149651724
I'm fairly confident that the new deals for Yildiz and Cats are real

Gabagoolli

11 points gained on mercedes

Sleep tight /seriea/

Tomolli

Why do Europeans sleep early

>>149652214
we work during the day

>>149652571
>europoors
>work

Gn sirs

>>149650129
Ah you’ll be fine mate, God wills it. Btw if you go to Warsaw I highly recommend you got to the Palace of Culture and Science. Also the park close to the Legia stadium is stunning. I really enjoyed Bolan.

>Tudor agreed with Koop on a plan for physical/mental recovery: To relaunch him in a position suited to his characteristics: trequartista, starting on the right & able to move centrally & act as an advanced playmaker, like Conceiçao during the CWC.
Yeah this ain't gonna work

Jjadon Sancho nickname status?

>>149654595
Waiting for the one that the other Belgio is gonna give him

>>149654595
Sancho Panza

Maibatsu Sancho

Dont play the horse game, dont think about the horse game, dont ever consider looking at the horse game's Steam page...when the HELL is Calcio coming back.

>>149657546
RDR2 and breath of the wild, nothing equinosexual about them, and no, I'm not opening steam, time for some mate and then sleep

>>149657546
Cygames is funding the Osimhen transfer with their horsebux, sources have told me

>Botafogo wants Davide Ancelotti as coach
>Al Hilal has started contacts for Dusan Vlahovic. L'Equipe reveals.
>Next week could be the decisive one for Napoli to secure Juanlu Sánchez, right back from Sevilla. The Iberian club, Matteo Moretto reports, is asking for 17 million euros plus a 10% percentage on the future resale: the Azzurri sporting director Manna hopes to close the deal by shelling out no more than 15 million.
>Inter dreams of Donnarumma, Marotta & Co. are ready to offer a 5-year contract to the 26-year-old, who would earn 7.5 million euros the first year, increasing his salary by one million each season until he reaches 31 years of age and beyond.
>Timothy Weah is negotiating with Olympique Marseille, a club that seems to interest him unlike Nottingham.
>Leeds have made inquiries with Torino regarding Milinkovic Savic.

Good morning fras

>>149658677
>>149658677
>>149658677
it's up

can we get rid of all these amerifats already? >>149658688

absolutely hate rude cashiers, bros

>>149659036
she was just saying hello to you, no ill intent fra

uncle works at the Serie A marketing department and sent me this, apparently the #stopiracy campaign isn't going so well so they're trying somethng else to appeal to a younger, global audience. thoughts?

>Juventus are looking for a midfielder who can strengthen and bring experience to the squad and today's edition of Tuttosport mentions Ndidi. With Leicester's relegation, the Nigerian has a clause of 10 million euros activated, which makes him a real market opportunity
New ngubu just dropped

Blaise Matuindidi

>buying Atalanta frauds
grande Beppe

>>149659616
gotta pay a bunch of pinamontibucks back to justify the score against them somehow

>>149658948
Why would Juve want to sell one of their better players at a position they’re not particularly strong in

Ederson is the only scatalanta player that I would buy, but not for 60 billions kek

>>149659657
Because he's shit

>entire team is for sale
>no one wants any of them because they're all shit
ebin

>>149659657
if it were up to me I would sell him for the mere fact that he is, without exaggeration, the player who puts on weight most easily since Fatnaldo
all it takes is one international break in America and he's back in his snorlax size

>>149659691
Also he doesn't fit the zingaro's tictocs so he must be sold is possible

>>149659691
they're getting him a friend :-)

uh oh, a potential school shooter is mad mad

>>149659696
>zingaro's tictocs
Please post a drawing of Tudor's gameplans

Someone disagreed with me? I think I’ll bring up school children being slaughtered. I am very smart and sophisticated

Enjoy another season toiling away in mediocrity. Shit league. Italy is a museum

I could've brought up the recent floods

Naudi

Trump just put tariffs on self-irony? Wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time

Lidl's schiacciata might be the thing that keeps me alive for more calcio

Why is Italy not going to play at the World Cup?

Why are there no good Italian players

Hating American players is hive mind consciousness third world poorfag coded

>>149659738
Now all that's missing is Kean's father and we can turn it into a special of the Jerry Springer show

>>149659738
He “fra” maybe if you post the right pepe “your internet “fras” will accept you as one of their own! A true calcio fan!

JUST IN: Dávid Hancko (27) is heating up

>>149659744
Imaging the tractors racing

sorry amerilards, we have no toilet rolls to give away for you

>>149659753
That'll be 40M++ please

>>149659738
that was pretty funny fra
hope pulishit dad is not here to say bad words to italy legend chiellini

>>149659802
american soccer parents is one of the truest stereotypes in the world, pulingz's dad isn't as bad as mckennie's but he was feuding one of our NT """legends""" a while ago because criticized pulisic for sitting out of the gold cup. and then there's gio reyna's parents trying to get our old coach fired during the last world cup, it almost worked too btw

what is wrong with this schizo? >>149659775

>>149659841
he's just mad that the footballs from his national league don't get kidnapped to later end up on epstein's island

do the Golem States of America and Mexico play their gay little Gold Cup every year? why is there always one of these finals

>Giuseppe Ambrosino Di Bruttopilo could leave Napoli again. According to Sky Sports UK, there have already been initial contacts between the Neapolitan club and Celtic.
Scotfra!

>>149659657
For me he's like Locatelli, pretty much one of the signs of this banter era, both aren't even especially dogshit usually but they're the type of players that get you a 4th place finish

>Como wants Douglas Luiz
what

tired of hearing about Como

>>149660419
That I know but why would they want such shitter

>>149660435
they might want to embellish the lake with a Lochness that disappears better

>>149660435
They have big money but not the reputation to attract top tier players, so they spend a lot on mid players

>Gli italiani, oh mio dio... Hanno letteralmente uno spazio programmato nella giornata, il pranzo, che non possono mai mancare. A volte vado nel garage per parlare con i miei meccanici e chiedo: "Dove sono finiti tutti?". "Sono a pranzo". Penso che sia l'unico team a farlo.
>Lewis Hamilton
huuuh based italy as always?

>>149660458
They have the location though, if I were a multimultimultimillionaire I'd much rather live in some villa overlooking Lake Como than in grim Turin or something

>>149660483
Reminder Turin is a satanist city which is why no billionaire chooses it as his living place

Wtf Turin is a Mr Satan city!?!

>the USA lost to Mexico in the Gold Cup final
Holy kek

>>149660092
>Gold Cup
you mean that cup canada wins every year because they have the amazing david?

>>149660561
How many trophies did Serbia win with the amazing SMS and the unstoppable Vlahovic though

HOLY FUCK ALLEGRI JUST FLAT OUT SAID HE HATES RUBENTUS

>>149660581
they won the 'disappointed a few /seriea/ anons' trophy chud
but im sure the competition in the euros and worldc up is comparable to the gold cup

MAGO MAX literally solved soccer in a single sentence. You have to let players play in the best conditions possible to win matches. You don't consistently win with muh tacticool 2-7-2 epicness BECUZ I'M A GENIOOS motta-tier shit. Richbvlls understand this.

>>149660610
They're the bestestest players in the world no one can compete with them, Nato lost against them

>>149660610
Anon you cannot seriously rate Zingaro, you can think that David is shit but this is flat out cope

https://x.com/Yildizianismo/status/1942181022709297157
>Elkann mentioned
fucking grim, bomb Stellantis now

>>149660661
Kekekekkekekekekekekekekekkeek he shat on rubentus SO FUCKING HARD that you poorfags don't even see how
Also,
>yildizianismo
EH SÌ EH BECUZ HE'S A DEL SIERO-ESQUE TURCONOMENO

Thanks for the (You), falseflagging gobbo!

why does it takes so little to discombobulate the bbilan spaz?

>>149660698
He's obviously pretending to be retarded because it takes no effort
>>149660698
>bbilan spaz
lol you wish, he's a gobbo

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee
A Gonde is as lucky as lucky can be

They asked him like 10 questions about muh thiago loffa for some reason (actually you know the reason)

>>149660658
what

Vlahovic is the best forward currently in serie a. This is an objective fact. Only lautaro comes close to him. If vlahovic's managers are completely retarded and prefer a random bel negrone that only scored "consistently" in his first like 3 matches in serie ass because of serie ass being serie ass, it's not his fault. He can't score if they don't let him play

Ah yes, kurpa daaa immigrants and atlanticists if Vlahovic doesn't perform.
Poorfag tier excuse but that is to be expected from the people who support a zingari nation like Serbia over France or England or Germany

>>149660827
Zingaro had a dry spell of like two years with Serbia and flopped hard both at the WC and at the Euros, it's not even about having more competition he's just shit

>>149660860
>loffa
Shitalian AND brazilian, basically an ultra poorfag
>tutor
Zingaro as well
>ehhhhhhhhhhh but allegri was also shitalia-
Tvscans are the richest shitalians so he redeems himself, also he clearly hates shitaly so it's ok

But le heckin SMS, le heckin Kostic, le heckin Dusan, le heckin Christian values, le heckin wholesome family

>>149660880
do you need help anon

>>149660900
I love Serbia and Russia I love living like a miserable bastard because I love my Christian values which glorify rape, infidelity and crime! Fuck Europe and the western world for giving me the chance to live in a civilized nation despite its flaws, I want to live like a miserable slav because I strongly believe immigrants and atlanticism are the main culprit of my miserable life as an incel neet. Btw forza Dusan I love Vlahovic I really really love Vlahovic

time to point the fan at my sweaty balls, drink icy lemonade, and watch noa lang welcome to napoli best tricks skills and goals

>>149660922
Dusan is obviously a self hating zingaro and poorfags hate him
Both milinkovic savices are instead serbian nationalists and poorfag idols

>there still are salary problems for Sancho
Yeah he ain't coming

Marottard and Tito, there are many parallels…

Next WC I will support both Croatia and Serbia because I really like the Balkan way of life and I wish it would spread to this corrupt country where I have no freedom whatsoever aside from freedom of speech, freedom of doing whatever the fuck I want, free healthcare yadda yadda yadda. I hate western culture because there's no christian values, how am I supposed to rape children in a country like Italy? Like where is my freedom, I want to rape whoever I want which is why I support Croatia and Serbia over the likes of England, France, Spain, Germany, etc etc etc
btw this is my last post a band of serbian gypsies stole my laptop power adapter so the battery is about to die - they are free to steal whereas in western countries I can't do that why why why
FORZA DUSAN VLAHOVIC

Mo meloni's shitaly or shitaly in general isn't a zingaro-tier country anyway
Osimhen to juventus btw

>>149660966
Funniest shit ever, he can’t wait to join but won’t accept a pay cut, I reckon Tudor asked for him because why even bother otherwise.

>>149660976
>how am I supposed to rape children in a country like Italy?
Thiagotta did it no problem with his own children though

Late gm sirs. Post transfer rumours concerning Okereke HERE

The croat Inter fan, the Serbian inter fan and the Brazilian Lazio fan walk into a playground
FORZA DUSAN

>>149661008
I honestly am unsure that he'd be a good transfer in the first place

>>149661054
This buy more serbian players I really really love Serbia

>>149661046
Name of this strong-jawed milk machine?

I opened speed's livestream for a second and he was walking on a wall with pavlovic

>>149661097
pavlovic
PAVLOVIC
PAVLOVIC IS SERBIAN AND I LOOOOOOOVE SERBIA

>>149661078
Liù Bosisio

>Shitaliano wants Nicolussi Caviglia
Giuntoli you will pay for this

Theo Locatelli

/seriea/ isn't ready for Noa Lang's kids

>Matthijs having a true White Boy Summer now he got rid of the tarot card cunt
Based

White Boy Sommer

Every company that has lobbied against the Stop Killing Games campaign.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Move here to lobby against [your team] signing [zingaro adjacent player]:
>>149661565
>>149661565
>>149661565
>>149661565
>>149661565

>>149661509
>Roblox
This one is funny since the company technically serves as the platform, not the producer