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>>149602924they're not even the best team in New York.
the yankees lost again btw jsyk
>>149602919I wish there were videos like this of hot women wearing Giants gear but I am forced to coom to Doyer women.
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
CAL RALEIGH HITS 34 AND 35
>>149602964short term Muncy replacement
bases loaded
tummy bloated
>>149602961The dog tattoos ruin it
>>149602964what's your confusion?
>9 games behind
Weren't they almost tied a month ago
>>149602902 (OP)I guess I missed how this is baseball related
Are my Metsies back for real this time?
>>149602978I had completely forgotten. Kike's fielding worries me
>>149602981what do you expect from toids?
>>149602961i love sluts with massive knockers
What the fuck berdinals bros are we going to win a game?
judge is gonna lose mvp to a catcher??
>>149603032shortstop, actually
>>149602995They need both the pitching and the hitting to click in synchronicity before they are truly back bro.
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STINKEES SUCK
my favorite thing to do is swap between broadcasts and see how they change the advertisement
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home
>>149603072To the oceans BIPOC with foam*
FTFY
>>149603086toid dying out?
>>149603072Thatโs your FAVORITE thing to do?
>>149602943What is it about beisbol that makes it so popular in LatAm, Japan, and Korea?
So ya guys catch that M's game today?
>>149603072right photo is the home feed right? they're not even overlaying it's just showing the same ads you'd see if you were there in person. left is the overlay they put in digitally
Cal Raleigh on some of that Brady Anderson juice.
>>149603104It was introduced to them at a time where it was cool to mimic America
>>149603104Proximity to the US
Luv muh country
Luv muh Rags
Simple as
>>149602902 (OP)wtf is this image
have to go for a walk in the park and enjoy a beautiful sunset while I listen to the game on the radio because the game is on apple tv fuck apple
>>149603072wtf i assumed it was some digital screen that changes are you telling me those aren't actually there? What is it a green screen?
>>149603223how many pajeets do you have to dodge during these walks?
>>149603100yes, I'm autistic like that
>apple tv game
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>149603220but where is date 1 and 2?
>>149603234you're confused, the asians in canada are typically chinese
MLB PITCHERS SUCK DICK
RAYS ARE TRASH
HOW DO YOU THROW THE BALL AT A DUDE TWICE IN A ROW
FUCK AMERICAN SPORTS
the future montrรฉal expos lose a heartbreaker in minny
>>149603223Apple TV is weird. Our play by play guy Wayne Randazzo is on it, but he acts different on Apple than he does during Angel broadcasts I guess because he has to be impartial, but he has less personality because of it.
I like him on Angel games otherwise though. But I do hate Dontrelle Willis
>>149603234>>149603264ya it's all asians and persians around here hopefully there is some old asian women at the park they always smile and wave when you walk by
>>149603277if they move it would be to vancouver. your best bet is some east coast shitter like the rays
>>149603290>every play has betting odds in the bottom cornerit's the preferred network of degenerates like Ohtani
It's time to admit that the Royals were never a good franchise. Their World Series titles mean absolutely nothing. Don't you ever tell me the Pirates or Rockies are worse.
>have to play in Leafland on the 4th of July
What kind of bullshit is this?
>>149603142I heard some high seas rogues were brought to justice.
i said is earlier and i'll say it again, i hate these light blue hats
>>149603318Left. Throw right into the dumpster behind 7-11
>>149603305Had Buck Showalter not put in someone that would have trouble pitching in AAA INSTEAD OF A GUY WHO HAD 43|43 saves that year Oreos would've beaten royals. Desu, iz troof.
>>149602981Didn't need to add the word dog
>>149602961I found some Giant fan with huge tits a few weeks ago on instagram. I forgot to follow her though and she privated her account
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Lauer Hour time
>>149603319Officer Cal didn't have to leave the 'pen. Lucky for those Pennsylvanian Somali....
>>149603264You don't even see we Chinks in Canada outside our enclaves and the pea brain mainlander tourists, but you will see Jeets in even small towns these days. The Canadian opinion on them 180ed in real time because the infestation was that bad.
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LETS GO WHITE SOX
>>149603412Addison is a street's name near Wrigley Field filled with filth
>>149603426If you win will you venmo me a few bucks for a hot 'n ready?
>>149603419Vancouver is like 30% chinese
>team called the T. Rangers
>zero trans lawpersons on the squad
Manfred wtf
kek
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>>149603443i'm a white sox fan that's literally my grocery money
>>149603459>gambling for grocery moneyye you need it more than i do. go sox get this nigga some hotdogs and ramen
>>149603469i spent my budget on groceries already, i got drunk and donated 200 dollars to charity and lost a dispute with my bank over it. no idea what i donated it to. gonna earn it back with this bet
>>149603445Thats what I mean. Certain places only, we're like Jews, city dwellers. Indians on the other hand are urban but also legit everywhere now. You could live in a decent size town and never see my Chink moon face in your life, not so for Indians.
>>149603495G'luck I dun bet personally owo; horse racing moar my thing
>>149603495fucking kek based degen
>>149603469hotdogs and ramen are bad for you
>>149603535alcohol status?
Don't worry guys, our offense is battling against a 7 ERA pitcher, just gotta play small ball. It's Victor Rodriguez mantra! Gotta tip your cap!
>>149603551at least they know their fanbase, I guess
im watching the braves and orioles wbu?
whatchoo drinkin today /mlb/?
>>149603584let me know when the doyers start, pls
>>149603588I don't drink alcohol so just soda
>>149603584watching poodres prrrrrrrt until doyers
>>149603604rent free doyerpaco
>>149602924yankees and ex-yankees do a lot of coping
yum
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>>149603588added half a cup of sprite and blended this bad boy
>>149603588margarita
>>149603609just watching baseball lil bro
>>149603646Doyerpaco drinkin his juice out of a sippycup lmao
>>149603634looks good bananas on the bottom?
>>149603655was this you from the other year?
>>149603686no, I haven't seen a captcha in years
>>149603686>Armagnac A message machine broken?
>>149603692>he bought the cuck pass
>>149603655poodrepacos grasping at straws desperate for anything to critique dodgerchads about. how many games back are your peepeecacas again?
>>149603718after you get swept this weekend, 3
>>149603708poodres eliminating us in '22 was a big deal
>>149603718I mean it is a sippy cup though.
>>149603728so we can lose three games and still be three ahead assuming poodres don't PRRRRRRT, is that right?
>>149603750Sure man, Iโm just making a joke about the liquor bottle.
>>149603752real men use plastic dodger cups when they're by the pool and children are running around
>>149603718This is a tacit admission that you have a toddlerโs cup
>>149603780court said you weren't supposed to be within 500 yards of a child
If the Umps wanted to, could they call an out a home run, and then when the team obviously challenges it, collude with the replay center to confirm the call on the field?
I think that'd be really funny
>>149603752I got a baseball souvenir cup from PNC last week but it's just the cup, no top or straw. Had to spend like $23 on a double cocktail for it
>>149603780I have several plastic souvenir cups and none of them have screw top lids and sippy straws just sayin
after the last few hectic series, having a nice, calm, low scoring game feels kinda peaceful.
>>149603811I have a plastic cup that I got at wrigley last month that's kind of become my favorite cup
>>149598494
>>149603823Just wait, Hendricks either gives up no runs or a ton of runs.
>>149603646Why are you drinking urine with ice out of a babies cup?
>>149603821cool story bro
doggie doos got em reaching!
nice scripted subway slurper
>>149603840Yea Citi has those souvenir beer cups too. PNC didn't which I was surprised by.
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
Canโt we all just get along for Americaโs birthday? Pacos please, have mercy.
>>149603588vanilla cream soda
>>149603912Your president started a war with us, peace is not an option anymore
>>1496039262nd first base when?
>>149603912poodrepacos started it.
>>149603926gaysconsin kek
>>149603939>green gay postingI'm okay with this
>>149603936there aren't even any real poodre fans on here anymore. you get easily baited by falseflaggers.
>>149603930I didnโt vote for him (I never vote)
>>149603949He most certainly is
>>149603941How would the based and blessed detective feel about that?
>Mets win on 4th of July
Couldn't have asked for anything better
Iced tea and being forced to watch a mediocre team (not the Angels)
>>149603954The so-called "white doyerpaco" isn't very bright
>>149603999what kind of fucked up logo do the jays have going on?
>>149603992Good, enjoy your win. Know that it costs us dearly.
>>149603992Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!
>>149604005poodrepacos falseflagging as non-poodrespacos now. embarrassing!
>>149603992Why Mrs Met youโveโฆ enhanced yourself
>>149603992did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
>>149604029It's you faggot. once you put on your trip i now recognize your retarded posting.
>>149604044I didnโt like this era of uniforms tbqh
>>149604015it's a T for Toronto in the style of a subway rail map
>>149604054That's all I grew up with.
>>149604044That logo immediately made me think of Roy Halladay.
>pimping a diversity jacket after home runs
>>149604054easily the worst
>>149604096That's what i thought, you're the faggot the falseflaggers feast on. you're an actual idiot.
>>149604095first time i visited toronto i went to a game the next day. halladay vs. josh beckett. jays won 2-0.
>>149604031Nope! All Natural, Honey!
how accurate are the apple TV betting odds in the corner? I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
rats
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I'm gonna need the Bludres to win please.
he's safe in toronto, btw
>>149604116you might be taking this a little too seriously lol
>Tagging a guy with a punch to the jaw
Is this normal in Canada?
>>149604132That must've been a fun watch.
>>149604155>I have a structured settlement and I need cash nowyou know who to call faggot
fuck off and kys seriously
Why do the Blue Jays keep hitting our guys in the face?
>>149604155Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW
quiet threads before the dodger games huh?
>>149604096Why is Mattias Ekholm of the Edmonton Oilers wearing that hat
>>149604185I only watch when May or Yam are pitching
>>149604044I like it, but the current one is definitely better.
>>149604185Shhh /mlb/ doesnโt want to admit this a doyer genny
>>149604185yes, as a rangers fan I hate it
we used to have gamethreads ffs
>Denver Rockies
Huh? Did they change the logo recently?
>>149604185My halos are playing go watch them
fuck garcia
you're too black not to make that play
baiting doyerpacos is like shooting fish in a barrel ;^)
>>149604212city slopnects? they come with alt score if slop too.
>>149604219im watching the marlins
>>149604224you're probably the worst at it, miguel
>>149604230>they come with alt score if slop too.??????????????????
streameast isn't working wtf
>>149604247Typo
>>149604246When teamies are wearing their city connects they will often use a city connect themed logo on the scorebug too
>>149604269games are all free on mlb.tv today fren
>>149604277>the the angels angels of anaheim
can't wait for all the doyerpaco seething later tonight
>>149604286not the appleTV exclusive, aka only game worth watching
>>149604305why are you lying on the ground
Based Lauer's got them popping up out
>>149604290This was peak comedy to me at age eight kek
>>149604305Sippycup bro donโt give af
>>149604226my fav is 2000 but that's probably just nostalgia
>>149604317doyerpacos are used to being on their hands and knees
>>149604295>Hey Jarvis, superimpose a trash can on the left ring and the textbox stating โTrashstrosโ
>>149604277It's rumored that we're keeping our City Connects as an alternate even after we get the new one.
These would actually be my favorites if they just started using them as the main uniform
>>149604314those are all great logos
too bad the team is shit
>2 run homer
Gg orioles games over. Can't get 3 runs.
Manfred made sure the juiced balls were in play today god damn every game has like 5+ HRs
>>149604360just wait until the trashcans start ringing
The only Mets unis I never liked were the home whites without the pinstripes
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>>149604360He forgot to ship them to Canada
>>149604383Fucking tariffs
>>149604360It's 0-0 in Toronto right now
I'm pretty sure Volpe is eligible for the draft. Lets send him to Iran. Go Yankees.
>>149604272Oh that makes sense then
>>149604317I'm in the pool, aussiebro.
go dryers
Fucking Cronenworth. I'ma trade your ass TO Tigers.
>>149604432hey paco i hired you to clean the pool not get in it!
back to work!
>>149604371i never liked the shoulder stripe
Would you trust him with your order?
>>149604371>>149604277>>149604226post the asstros one, I remember they had a really ugly one in the 2000s, like a yankees rip off one in the world series in 2005
>>149604451I have an actual paco that comes by once a week to do that
>>149604513How many pictures of Ohtaniโs dog do you have saved?
>>149604513one of your relatives?
>>149604533My cossin. He do it for free. Plee anderstan
>>149604532dunno, I save whatever gets posted here
>>149604432dryers astros should be a good series
>>149604576indeed. the genny will be a shitshow thougheverbeit.
>>149604605i think thats why im excited for it
If you still think baseball is America's sport, you're retarded. Gridiron football passed it 20 years ago, minimum.
>conforto one on one with kirsten
no...
Gimรฉnez is playing injured and can't run, this is dumb.
update: my sippycup does not float in the pool and stay upright
Jays offence finally got going
Bo getting his trade value up
>>149604661keep us posted
>>149604612I recognize this screenshot
Ohtani is so unique and skillful
>>149604686>so unique"unique" is a superlative, retard. this is like saying he's the "most best"
is cumfarto's slump really over? he's sure talking like it is
we have a game in fatlanta, folks
generational captcha get + checkem + your gay
>>149604698i loved watching this show with my dad
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQGEBEYPf9g
>>149604708i don't get it
Unlike past seasons, i have confidence in my Angels to score at least 4
>lustposting
doyers fans are here
>>149604702hope so. he's likeable as a person but we need to move on if he can't contribute more consistently.
>>149604729i got most of it but not all of it
I'm here to watch the DOYERS celebrate america against the Astros!
Only fags could come up with an article like this.
>>149604716her name is goyslop girl
Do Kim and Ohtani and Yamamoto have to take off their caps and put their hands over their hearts
>>149604810you're uniquely retarded
Hololive Night is tomorrow! /vt/ loves ya /mlb/
>>149604803They fucking better
>Lauer ded
Jaysies when do we panic?
Damn did Trout think it was gone or something
Bringing Lauer back out for the 7th was a bad idea
>Ohtani starting tomorrow on Hololive Night
kirsten screencapper where you at?
>>149604856niggas whole house got dodgers branding on it
WELCOME TO THE JO SHOW JAYS
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149604828I'll be at the stadium so no cute posting from me.
KW4
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>>149604870better than yesterdays
Sandlin can't stop giving up homers
>no peรฑa
>no yordan
>mccullers is washed up trash that shouldn't still be starting
Enjoy the 12-0 win doyers
>>149604875>I am doing this for Shohei
>>149604828make sure to make your own containment thread so you can enjoy it in relative peace
Panamanian parade cancelled
>>149604958how will you see all my cute posts if you're not there to see them
Get me out of this semipro league game. I'd rather be at a Chiefs game.
>>149604935Brown skinned women owe me sex.
I hope Chadres win their first world series this year or next year! They gotta smart sell or upgrade our damn offense for like the billionth time! Also go Chadres!
>>149604975>>149604918Can you retards act like adult men for tonight at least before acting like faggots all day tomorrow?
>>149604959Leo is in the ballgame now though
Gentlemen, what do the scouting reports say about the Astros.
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>>149605000checked!
>casparius
>>149605008Don't you understand? The league is fixed so only the big market teams ever win.
Campero has more than one XBH in his career wtf are you talking about. Stop slandering my boy Gustavo like that
wouldn't be a dodger game without falling behind
>First pitch HR
DOGGIE DOOS
>Suarez blows it again
>Poodres
BAU BAU!
why did the cubes give cam smith to the asstros
Man dodgers astros world series would make everyone seethe please make it true (with the astros bootyblasting these rioting cholos, of course)
buckle in dodgerchads, it's gonna be a night
>>149605021That half the team is on the IL and you are basically playing our triple A team
im tired of joe davis, stop giving me rosy context about these cocksuckers on the LAD broadcast
>>149605112Tucker wasn't cheap
>>149605125everything hit hard af
>>149605083the game is tied though? and has been since the sixth inning?
KC belongs only to the Chiefs, and the Royals can get fucked.
>>149605132I'm listening to am 570, what was he saying
alright radio broadcast time, joe can suck a fat one
>casparius
he's fallen off big time
>>149605143Donโt reply to the baubaufag. Even Dodgersfans hate him
>>149605132I'm glad im not the only one who hates that. He has a boring ass story for everybody, motherfucker is in love with the sound of his own voice
CWalk did something, Iโm so happy
>>149605149Patrick Mahomo is a refbabby thoughever
>>149605132same. he's a part timer now that doesn't feel like a real part of the team. I'm actually in the corner of the homer Nelson now.
>>149605178Joe Davis allows ohtani to allow us to dream tho
ASTROBULLS RUNNING RAMPANT ON DOYERSISSIES! BOW DOWN TO YOUR RIGHTFUL GOD, DOGS!
i'm watching way more rockies games now that they're historically shit instead of just bad
>White Cox are going to sweep the Rox
Sad.
>>149605134imagine how much more expensive it'll look if he doesn't stay in Chicago
Doyers, if you canโt hit washed Lance McCullers tonight, I donโt know what to tell ya
>>149605237People are actually watching that toilet bowl?
>>149605267I went in thinking they would both play hard to not be the worst team in baseball but I guess not.
>>149605162>>149605175his fb always looked hittable to me even when he was going good. I hope he can get back to that, but I have my doubts.
>>149605262strugling pitchers always seem to bring their best against the dodgers
>>149605247He's gotta stay there or it'll look like a massive fleece by the Astros
why does dookie still bat 2nd. can any fundies explain?
Come on Nolan you can bring him home
>>149605267Morbid curiosity is a powerful thing
Come on Trout you can bring him home
Extra inning against rags lol we suck
But I cannot deny padraygers.
>>149605325mets get fleeced by the cubs who get fleeced by the astros who get fleeced by....
>>149605354Based Fundberts!
booooooooooooooooooo pitch to Trout you cowards
>>149605371we got fleeced by Scott Boras jerking us around for months only to have Bregman sign with Boston
>>149605190Cry me a river, bitch.
>>149605050lol KOROใผSAN
>we have fuckin Taylor Trammell hitting 8th
Thatโs how badly we are injured as a team
>>149605417You exist on this general solely to cry about the goylels kek, no one cares queeflet
>>149605410I personally don't think he was worth the price, but I get it.
>play a few days with a team
>get a world series ring
nice grift
>>149602902 (OP)this image bothers me
delete it
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random thought but i was thinking about how many numbers the yankees have retired, and it occurred to me that the whole concept of even retiring a number in their club kind of defeats the purpose of the tradition they have with not showing player last names on the jerseys.
would it not be better to just honor those players? and would it be retarded to have a team where every player wears a different number each game?
I'm a white dodgers fan btw
I think I would like LESS Jon
>>149605447He wasnโt, we were the โprice point teamโ to jack up the price for other teams. Scott was never going to let him sign with us
>>149605405IBB'ing this anon as well
a LOT of hard contact going on
>>149605510contact this bussy
>>149605510I got your hard contact right here *unzips*
>>149605488This dude's got a weird shape head. Looks like an pentagon
Astros legend and 2017 ring holder Teoscar Hernandez
WILLIE BIGGUS DICKUS SMITH
>>149605535It's just not the same when it's a leaf flag
>>149605557wtf kind of shit ass netting is that. It didn't catch him at all
>>149605443Cry me a river, build a bridge over it, and hang yourself from it.
They have a named Pages on their team? What is he a book?
>>149605611only ancient fags will remember
>manny
>luis
>Sheets
Itโs over for the rags
We have to score more runs if we want to win
Ah, so Conforto is batting today.
>intentionally walking Machaddy
>still have Arraez and Sheets to get through
Rangers punting it.
Wild how Detmers was so mid as a starter but is now our best reliever and possibly our future closer
Jays gotta walk it off now
>>149605557he wasn't expecting the net to give in
Braves once again classic homosexual finish
Jake the Snake has been hitting so well this season
casparius you fucking shitter
>>149604532obsessed weeabo
Casparius is finished, two months of him being downloaded now
game's over. this fucker is no starter.
Stupid ass Montgomery made Soler pinch hit so early now we have to have fucking Kevin Newman bat
doyers broadcasters
>they're swinging at the breaking ball like they know they're coming
KEK THEY'RE MIND BROKEN
It sucks they overused Casparius. Need Snell and Glasnow to get their shit togethet and that little faggy Roki too
The astros must be in 1st place in their division with the way they're playing.
>>149605410and soon pena :^)
nice
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Double Play!
Won't be comfortable until we're up at least 8 with McCullers up there
CWALK KNOWN DODGER HATER BOMB
aaaaand the game is turned off. i'm not going to spend my holiday watching casparius sell. later
>>149605850Yeah that was the most predictable outcome ever
who knew casparius was actually an astros player this whole time
pure batting practice pitching
My Astros :)
My Padres :)
Fuck the Doggy Doos kek :)
What the fuck is happening?
I'm going to need the league to investigate Casparius for gambling.
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Padraygers still wins in the end. GG Rags, both our offense is terrible so no worries, see you tomorrow!
>Disastros
>Trashtros
>Lastros
Ur not an astros fan if you never watched the 2005 world series sweep
>astros about to go 8 for 9 against the best 3 records in national league
KEK
>>149605868Anon, they are fighting for the best record in the AL
>3 bullpen games
oh no no no no
BOOM
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go Sneks
>poodrepacos living vicariously through the trashcans
grim
I guess it's time to start grilling burgers and dogs.
this league is stacked with shit teams
>Dodgers when they actually play someone
>doyerpacos getting BTFO on 4th of July
kek mow my lawn and get deported by ICE
>>149605961its almost bedtime
>easy schedule dodgers when they face a real team
>>149605921I wasโฆ
My friend had a birthday party/watch party when the grandslam happened. It really brought down the vibes.
whew go tiggies
tardians suck
>>149605954doyerpacos literally cannot stop thinking about the Chadres kek
>>149605954beggars can't be choosers
>9 hits
>3rd inning
nigga what?
>>149605902Ummmmm BASED webm
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
>>149605921I was 5, grandpa
>rags lost
>they canโt even get to .500
So much for 2024 just being a down year. Investigate 2023
>>149606015the juiced balls were called in for this series
>>149606045we all know Adolis was roiding
Skens
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SNEKS
>ohtranny will be the wrong side of 30 tomorrow
and you faggots will be paying him for the next 2 decades
Ohtani attacking the Astros pitcher, disgraceful act.
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Extras
pro: ohtani is out
con: mccullers back to the IL for the next 2 years
>>149606045Give me a quick rundown
>>149605954>getting assraped by the astros>AAAAHHHHHHH FUCKING POODRES!I've never seen a top contending team's fanbase get so mentally buckbroken by a wildcard team. You can't even focus on my team dogwalking your ass and exposing your shit pitching. The only reason your record is competitive is because you're in the same division as the fucking Rockies and you have one of the easiest schedules in the entire league. You got swept by the fucking Anglels
giants and dodgers both getting btfo today haha