heem God cometh

lmao spammy getting heemed?

fuck jannies

>When I said Hi to spammy earlier he was actually here!
Chills.

FUCK OFF ALREADY!

>>149603044

>Brazza pozz bacon bussy pork piglet piggy poop sex daddy rape dog dick Xadame Xneed I fear, sadly.

If you're American and you're spending your 4th of July here you're beyond reproach

>>149603493
We haven't cared about your opinion since 1776 lil bro pipe down

Happy 4th of July Ameribros

We cannot follow them.

Made brioche hamburger buns.

Fuck the tranitor and mods.

>>149603493
I ate 5 dawgs and 2 cheeseburgers I earned this post.

This is what Amurrca is all about.

>>149603524
imagine axe kicking the shit out that gay little bread

>OHHHHHH, WASHINGTON HEEMED THEM!!! HE HEEEMED THEM BAAAD JOE!!

how about that war of 1812? yeah that anons bread is all mine now

>>149603524
>no sesemea seads for me thanks x3
the state

>>149603493
wtf does reproach mean this is america mother fucker

>nonwhite thread got nuked

Fresh Jojua

Interesting fact: Tom Aspinall is the least active champion in the UFC

>>149603614
Reproach: when you grab the fish you threw back in.

Finland

What the fuck is his problem?

>>149603678
booooooo

>>149603684
Bit disrespectful

We are long since beyond their reproach.

>>149603682
The disdain niche celebrities develop for their fanbase will never not be funny.

>>149603493
Respectfully my country dogwalked yours specifically so guys like me could do whatever they want. Respectfully

Another July 4th, another year of telling my aunt her potato salad sucks

Finlands here? The threads about to pick up in quality now

another 4th of July listening to a bunch of illegal immigrants blow shit up in a country they don't belong in hooray

Kevin Nash, former WWE professional wrestler who was born in Detroit and went to college at Tennessee. Yeah stay in your double wide you dumb redneck lol

People tend to use insults they themselves would find hurtful.

>>149603722
I'm a bit drunk I lament

Finland? more like Funland

>>149603713
My aunt insists on grilling every year and nobody in the family has the heart to tell her she sucks at it

its ok b we knew you meant re-approach

>>149603727
My family were immigrants and I dont appreciate your bullshit.

he was saying you niggas is peaches and cream

>>149603682
kevin doesnt identify as white people he took an ancestry test and discovered he was 1/16th native american. the brothas in that alley didn't care though, they wanted that white ass, and got it they did

I wish my ancestors stayed in Scotland or Cuba if I'm being honest right now

Are there any fights on tomorrow I'm potentially mingeless

>>149603682
Sorry boys, thought I was posting in a /pw/ thread.

>>149603769
Is that where they first sought asylum?

reproach is when you aproach something again, its a way of saying that you should never give up

bongy said I'm beyond reproach that means I have free reign to shit up this joint

What is this is the dictionary channel

>>149603468
Wow. ChatGPT

>>149603803
I already heeminded us of this yesterday

>>149603803
>vote mccrapper
>ireland less
What did the sniffmeister mean by this
>>149603812
Hmm

>>149603784
asylum? no they're part of some large clan there some of them still live there.

>>149603777
PFL Europe is on and it looks positively grim

>>149603803
wait did he actually just post this? mfw when i hivemind with the goobster

>>149603835
Yeah a few minutes ago, check his insta

And TOP DOG of course, really good card

Between PFL and Swedish milf minge I'm afraid my choice is made

Top Dog does change things immensely thougheverbeit

>>149603834
Europe?

>>149603860
Can't guarantee the stream will be any good so don't clear your schedule b

>>149603844
>its real
gooby browses here and steals my posts

>>149603873
She's only here until Sunday I can make her fit

>>149603869

>>149603682
*BLACK MENS APPROACHING*

If goobs actually posted here there's no way "bussy" wouldn't subconsciously slip out during one of his coke fueled rants

>>149603834
Thank God for Polish Power otherwise that europe poster would be all brown

Nice and flowy yeah
BOP BOP BOP
Topturo in the bin

Hey pussy are you still there?

Hi Conor!

>>149603869
I've seen worse t. divegrass fan

Finland

>>149603920
>resorting to dirty ground tricks to beat the finn
Finland remians untarnished

>>149603920
Nothing fills me with more pride than to see Finnish ads on a Finnish mat and future mma sensation Ilja apply a choke on a jobber

Why is spammy pretending not to be here right now?

Ilpo Tompuri

what a 4th of July so far.....

Laugh, snark, mock all you want you little messican shit but I love my country and that makes you seethe

How do you think you would beat Illy Illiah Apturro-Topturro?

>>149603906
Conor is a tko merchant, he wouldn't have the power to hurt Ilia. This dood ate a flush right elbow from Charles and didn't flinch. It took a headkick from a guy twice his size to momentarily drop him, and even then he wasn't even rocked or confused

Whenever spammy's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's spammy?"

Fucking that Danussy likes its 4th of July

>>149603951
Seriously though when are you getting a fighter in the UFC

>>149603974
I already tried

>>149603955
triple switch front kick to the nostril

>>149603951
why would I seethe at that?

Conor McGregor
Ian Garry
Paul Hughes

VS

Leon Edwards
Michael Page
Muhammad Mokaev

Absolutely none of my normie friends gave a shit today about Trump having mma at the white house and one even confused ufc with wrestlemania

>>149603955
>Is that question there for me to answer that?
yes
>That one there?!
..yeah

BAM. Mozzarella basil burger with pesto mayo, served with fries and mandatory corn syrup drink.

Happy birthday Americans

>>149603995
so what do you guys actually do over there? other than being good at hockey.

>>149603979
Topi is fixing his divorce so the rancid sow doesn't get his valmet then he can clear the heavyweight division
>>149603986
You tell me

>>149603913

>>149604010
Finland is p4p in the gay sex category

>>149604010
Pesis, sähly, curling

>>149604028
oh curling? nice I was on my school team for that.

>>149604019
That's a big puss. Respectfully

Ireland = Dana White
Dane White = MMA
MMA = Life

>>149604066
Joshua Van = GOAT

Pwoooaaaahhr!!!

>>149604051
I didn't make mine but then they didn't make shit so it balances out

>>149603682
Kevin has a lot of african dna in him

You now remember when people thought Tom AssOnPenisal could beat Jon Jones.

>>149604003
ermmm the US became a legitimate sovereign nation with the signing of the Treaty of Paris on Sept 3, 1783.

Whos that blonde milf Joanna Youngaychick is always traveling around with is that her bitch?

Tom Aspinall
Arnold Allen
Paddy Pimblett
Mick Parkin
Paul Craig
Nathaniel Wood
Davey Grant
Nathan Fletcher
Sam Patterson
Chris Duncan
Oban Elliott
Mason Jones

VS

Aiemann Zahabi

>>149604073
we were shit too but I was on there with 2 girls that were pretty hot and my buddy

>>149604091
>Paul Craig

this guys voice drives me insane

>>149604080
check the stats

>>149604099
We'd have actually been alright but our coach wanted it to be balanced and took a mixed group because he thawlt no one cares about winning at curling the fewl

Countries with GOATs
>America
>Canada

Countries without GOATs
>PooK

>>149604072
it's "phwoar" btw b

>>149604106
Track him down, nail his hands to the wall, slash gasoline on his feet, and light him on fir. Problem solved.

>>149604091
>Tom Aspinall
polish roots
>Arnold Allen
anglo
>Paddy Pimblett
norweigen roots
>Mick Parkin
brown eyed iberian
>Paul Craig
not english who cares
>Nathaniel Wood
brown eyed iberian
>Davey Grant
anglo
>Nathan Fletcher
literal black eyes, demon
>Sam Patterson
anglo
>Chris Duncan
not english who cares
>Oban Elliott
another iberian amalgam nobody GAF about because hes not english
>Mason Jones
see previous

>Aiemann Zahabi
aryan bull

>>149604080
I only remember Tom for his retarded son that poops in his shoes the highlight of his career was riding the cuck trolley I fear

>>149604150
>Tom Aspinall
indian roots

>>149604167

>>149604114
You just know the redditor who made this is fat, gay, and gets no bitches.

>>149604150
>Tom Aspinall
>polish roots
it's from his mum, only cucks count mother's genes, if you conquer a woman she belongs to your tribe

>>149604150
only non-Whites do these kinds of racial breakdowns of White people

>>149604187
ok thanks for producing the meme anon

>>149604150
Mick Parkin and that's all I need

>>149604143
According to whom? According to you?

>>149604192
he doesn't actually have Polish roots b it's a guru meme a bunch of retards fell for like 2 years ago

>>149604192
kody steele is anglo

How mad are you gonna be when this fat cunt chins Toptoro?

Guru says Aspinall is a literal gypsy (romani) on account of him looking nothing like his dad

Ili...Ilya Apturo...Topturo

>>149604228
He's not getting past garth

>>149604187
thought guru loved tom

>>149604232
You know a lot about what guru says huh b

>>149604236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvSa7SqIMA

Tom Asspinal is pro immigration, pro Indian, and pro racemixing. Of course the Guru hates him.

>>149604236
BAPBAPBAPBAP

Jon will reestablish (sexual) independence from the British next summer

>>149604244
It's unavoidable when his jeet army are here everyday ruining my quality banter with fellow ice hockey nations

>>149604256
Tom is a wholesome heterosexual Anglo chad and it makes your little brown bussy quiver

All the shit talks stops when Elias enters the room

Hasn't Aspinall been doing like 5 interviews over 3 weeks with guru's alleged nemesis Ariel Helwani huh that's real weird

Tom want Jon Jones to be his mandingo master and split his pearly white cheeks with his jungle jammer

>>149603682
Incredibly raped bitch

>Fagpinall
>heterosexual

Is Aspinal even going to fight this year?

guru is probably jealous of tom's retarded son instead he's some plumber's retarded son

>>149604309
Twice.

>>149604315
Isn't his mother the breadwinner I just assumed Guru Sr to be a drunk darts afficionado based on the stellar job he did

listen here bud, i run heem

Aspinal hasnt fought since he evened the score 1:1 with Curtis Blaydes in July of last year.

Wow the heavyweight division is finally saved, we did it reddit!!!

Guru made Jon Jones gay and that is unforgivable.

>>149604309
will slap up Gane in october and then wait to beat up Alex or Jailton

enough about guru what about that other fat MMA commenter

>>149604354
I like Joey but his voice is insufferable I prefer listen to Luke

>>149604349
that was the roids

you will feel jp buy's wrath and you will be frightened

>>149604259
Is that Ilia Topuria?

saar what is the commenter saaaaar

GURU YOU STINKY FAT BASTARD

>>149604350
First time ever I will actually be cheering for Gane just because it'll make redditors seethe so bad for Jones to get the last laugh.

>>149604350
>we
>Tom's elliptical uses 4chan

>I hate my life! I have no friends! *uploads 200 videos about jon jones being gay*

>>149604354
Cormier is a legend and deserves more respect that that

Tom was squealin' and oinkin' for his Jondaddy slop. But it's only reserved for his Wife and Mom.

>>149604349
jon jones made jon jones gay

>>149604368
I have the ability to reproach buddy calm down

Alex going up to hw fr ?

>>149604198
i dont care about whose white, england is a nation of anglo saxons

>>149604379
Not to mention his finely tuned gaydar able to pick up on subtle homosexual inflections

>>149604384
i'd like to see you wit my blue tip to yo dome luh nig

guru fears the heem

>>149604374
>redditors
Sure bud, whatever excuse you need to cheer the bbc

>>149604396
>subtle

whats unc doin napping

>>149604394
so was Canada til your lot moved there

>>149604406
Maybe not for you, Bartholomew

he knows
https://x.com/TheArtOfWar6/status/1941220860997796156

>I hated my life
:(
>Nobody likes me
Factual.

Corey Sandhagen on Joe Rogan
wow what a collab

SUGAR
IN
THE
TANK

I'm more bothered by the hair than the waffle tbch why is he so rich and looks like absolute dog turd

>So anyway thats why I am genetically superior than most people because Im a couple inches taller than average....

wait what the fuck did say?

Tomala Harrispinall likes to watch her Jondaddy breed her wife and Mom with his BBC daddy dick

claiming incel loserdom is becoming the male version of the rape victim grift

sneed we’ve seen what you look like mate

Guru you lurking piece of shit get it together m8 if mmaguru and sneed entered da club we all know it's sneed getting the puss I'm just saying no homo

FUCK max

>>149604414
>so was Canada
are you we wuz frenching lmfao
>til your lot moved there
the french settled on and established canada decades before the demons came and desecrated it, now canada is lost because of its anglo influence

God is planning for Jon to beat Tom at the White House once Gane gives him enough tape

>>149604459
Factual. Im half autistic and I got laid numerous times in school because I put forth the effort to actually pretend to be normal. We need to bring back bullying losers and weirdos.

sneed is clearly more handsome than fuckin guru let's be real

>>149604462
Bitch I look good post YOUR self nigga. Show yer woif nigga.

The guru has nice teeth for a british "person"

>wahhhhhhhhhh you need to contribute

>>149604480
I might even go as far as to say Erin takes better care of himself than impressions for coin man and Erin is a broke bum

Guru is not even British, he said so himself

>>149604490
Erin doesn't have 2 nickels to rub together that nigga shops at the discount isle at the salvation army.

>>149604480
non fat guru mogs sneed

>MMA shartu
We only watch fight fairy here.

>>149604500

>>149604509
And two atoms make fusion what's your point

>>149604490
who's erin

We need to see Sneed hitting the pads to make a real comparison

>>149604509
There is no way you actually believe this.

The good ol' "I'm retiring" trick.

The UFC agreed to let Jones blast as much gear he wants for his upcoming fight

>>149604547
A girls name
>>149604548
This is true but I do have full faith in sneed outstriking the streamer

>>149604548
Im getting pretty fucking jacked ngl bro

>>149604570

jones vacated his title; he's done

>>149604558
little tom really thought he had successfully ducked

Jon Jones is lineal heavyweight champion right now

>>149604580
Wassup you wanna talk shit pussy?

>>149604593
still fat frank the child murderer

Jon is going to murder Tim Aspinhall

Jones is fighting pereddit, let's be real.

>its up
https://youtu.be/wi2Wzg7gdRw?si=qKCB5vFbxvVki27A

usyk is the lineal champ

>>149604377
the thought of this Neanderthal thinking

>no actually it's reddit to hate the gay black guy
why is this the cope now

>>149604610
you can't win a fighting title in a game of boxing

gane is the lineal champ in the knockout sense

>>149604620
Jon Jones has been having heterosexual sex with biological females before you were even pumped out of your Indian daddy's shriveled balls, thougheverbeit.

its reddit to like tom reddit

Jon JUST got caught crashing a car with a naked, female prostitute in the passenger seat

>>149604621
mma is mindless, ruthless and barbaric. these traits has nothing to do with fighting

a giga nigga mma fighter fought a washed gypsy boxer and lost 9 rounds out of 10

>>149604454
I've heard him say "gingers are the strongest whites", I'm pretty certain gingers have the lowest pain tolerance and upper body strength of Europeans.
He says such delusional shit that I think he's trolling.

Jong Jones

>>149604593
>Jon Jones is lineal heavyweight champion right now
I don't think that's correct.

>>149604628
>tf
>thinking about black men having sex
happy Independence Day

>>149604654
GingeGODs got you seething

>>149604654
>he missed the ginge from shard end fight

Tom is everything British, goody two shoes, “gentlemanly”, holds his tongue out of fear he will be stripped of rank

Jon is everything American, free, brutal, cowboyish, sexually liberated, winner mentality, holds his tongue out of fear he’s too real for the unwashed masses

A clash of ideologies and history, July 4th, 2026

>>149604654
joe pyfer on record is the hardest puncher the ufc's ever seen; ginger
ufc champion jdm; ginger
ufc champion merab; ginger

Tom is White

Jon is black

Tom heems

Jon does not

Tom is Reddit

Jon is 4chan

Jon Jones was raped.

>>149604687
THE UFC Performance Institute's Official Power Cube™ record? Chills.

tom is a tko merchant with 0 career heems

TKO Tom does not heem.

Tom cowardly heems his opponents
Gane schools his opponents

Tom

Tom Asspinal's best win is Curtis Blaydes.

Is

tom tapped
tom snapped

>>149604654
He has unironically said and I quote that gypsies are honorable people who fight clean

>>149604718
PowerKube is not owned by the UFC and their equipment can be found in gyms worldwide.

Eddie Hall owns the record for the hardest recorded punch.

One way obsession with Reddit makes me think they're the A side.

Tom heems AND after that takes his kids to school. Levels.

hardest puncher in the ufc
hardest cock in the ufc
hottest bitch in the ufc

>>149604620
Because you sound like a conformist whiney gay bitch about it that's what Reddit means

Unironically Jon Jones has legitimately admitted to being molested as a child

>>149604713
Now is not the time, behave and keep solidarity broidi hh

Mick

Pereira hits 5x harder than Reddit Tom.

>>149604757
> hottest bitch in the ufc
That’s Grant “Dawson’s Creek” Dawson my g

Joe Pyfer shat his pants in Mexico.

>>149604757
Chadified DeMongrelized Merab

pereira also has 0 heems in the ufc

>>149604776
really? imma need to see for myself

>>149604757
heemed by Gastelum in the hypothetical 5 round war

>>149604776
grant dawson is ugly as shit beast of a fighter though he finna rape topuria

>>149604779
Understandable.

I could heem both the Swedish bitches tomorrow de su maybe I should just to shut Jon haters up especially finnis ones

This is what Aspinal was doing on the regional scene same year Jones knocked out DC.

yeah okay but who was promoted to undisputed champion?

>>149604809
What were you doing?

>incel: Types HEEEEEEEEM in the gamethread
>also incel: says "acktually it wasn't a heem" months later

They call him Neocon Jon, can you believe it? Goes to war with everyone, perhaps the most warlike champion we’ve ever seen

>>149604832
Fucking your mom.

>>149604839
you might have autism little buddy

show bussy right now brazza

>>149604839
Please stop posting photos of me on 4chan.

Turn off all your monitors now

>>149604839
Bodied those freaks!

if this is the real sneed he's retarded now

>>149604868
It's not a monitor it's a screen and i'm taking a poop and will go back to bed after. Just saying.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149604919
Cool. I'll be sure to jot it down on my calendar as "Crap I will not be watching".

>>149604933
this faggot "jots things down on a calendar" LMAO

Oh My God I hear fireworks going off what the hell man?

>>149604890
Are you me

>>149604949
It's a white person thing. You wouldn't get it

>>149604954
Monitor?

>>149604966
White people dont hack their childrens reproductive organs off at birth.

I'll jot a niggas head into the pavement if you really feel me playa

>>149604954
That’s me zeeming migrants on the other side of the border

FUCK volk

UFC America, White House Edition: Strickland vs Dolidze 2, exclusively streaming on Rumble- the official broadcast partner of the UFC.

Made a good post in box would appreciate a (You) or two

I wanna post this WEBM of this guy getting hand blown off by fireworks but he just tanks that and continues drinking but I don't wanna get banned.

>>149605015
/heem/ is a /hoc/ general

>>149605045
tank the ban m8 theres no ufc this weekend

>>149604949
>he doesn't use a planner
Does mommy still change you and feed you tendies wittle guy? Who's weady for the airpwane!

Talmbout eggy nosed soldiers b?

I have a planner and every page just reads "Protect yourself at all times"

getting your ass kicked for 14 minutes but getting an advantage for 10 seconds doesnt mean you won the fight
it means you got your ass kicked for 14 minutes
there should be a 3 tap out rule

>>149605115
*heems you* Lotta good that one did ya huh?

It’s actually Dominic Reyes who will headline the White House card, against Ankalaev

lmao dis doo uses a planner

>>149605115
this but “cant let you get close”

>>149605091

blanchfield's brother just became a police detective and i'm now thinking of a bro/sis detective show where he uses her as the muscle during interrogation

>>149605273
I've heemed worse

>Ashura

imagine creampieing dana

i dunno what it is either some crap my iphone put in there

You know I'm not lying either

I know you're not troothin

I actually despise them

I finally get it.

I'm... a woman.

so fucking based

gane

>>149605590
Congratulations, Madame.

>>149605631
Imagine fighting there, heeming some amerishart and then jumping the cage and heeming troonald

>>149605290
Any Tunisian or similar?

My penis is large.

>>149605672
and then promptly getting your head exploded by a rooftop sniper

>>149605672
Imagine not being a brown thirdworld communist tranny. Did you ever?

>>149605689
and then dodging the bullet with your head movement

>>149605696
we don't sign our posts here

are you intoxicated?

Imagine they go ahead with UFC White House and an Iranian drone kamikazes into the octagon, taking out Shartnald, Gayna, and Poones all at once.

Can't wait to get myself some Mucho™ Cherry KO flavour

https://youtu.be/FSpki-Ee0g0?si=plr3XFsc1aP22vom

>>149605771
One can hope

>>149605751
im high

Imagine heeming troonald, gayna and sean smellby with viscious 12-6 hellbows while secret service scramble to stop you.

>>149605870
I saw the secret service woman try to put the gun away i don't think they could stop any of us

>>149603803
>return at the White House with my sniper accuracy
CONOR NO

Just got done with the Fireworks. That was badass.

>>149605687
Why are you using it to heem A and P spots tonight

here i am, trying to do extensive frame by frame analysis of dariush vs moicano, and some sick motherfuckers keep shooting each other outside my house

I watched Topuria/Oliveira 49 times. 49 times. I think I can speak on what really happened there.

>>149606253
>89 KB

>>149606253
Which pixel is toptoro?

>>149606253
video is abrilliant sir can i save please?

if topuria becomes triple champ do you think he would be top 5 of all time no matter what? i think he would

>>149606411
depends on who he beats. if it’s another charles type fighter i won’t be impressed

>>149606437
WTF where he go?

>>149606437
Lmao, somehow increased the fucking file size too

>>149606411
Triple champ technically just means you won 3 times. Number of defenses to #1 challengers matter too.

>>149606411
he's already being thrown into the mount rushmore conversation. with a third belt he's aiming for goat of all goats.

>>149606509
>>149606519

remember when they made a guy with one arm fight the most violent man in the sport

>>149606564
nina was made for face fucking

>>149606609
no

>>149606564
>>149606609
>>149606633
her content is for children and Brazilians

Jon Jones has re-entered the pool of tribulation

>>149606603
https://youtu.be/Y-cUawWm6H4?si=Q585d7aZOgrcYajL
who could forget

>>149606652
uh she humanizes the fighters

>>149606708
nothing humanizes someone more than seeing their corpse seize up on the canvas

Guru hates this woman because she hurt his feelings :(

>>149606652
she is a former playgirl which means she has been pooped and peed on

>>149606746
so have I
I mean it was my own poop and pee but nonetheless

>>149606564
zoomers run this sport desu

the pawg milf when i pull out my 4 incher

>>149606800
There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like that.

>Maddam Sneed and the Mongol are having a meltdown over Guru aka. /ourguy/ again
KWAB

>>149606841
Sup spams you feeling any better?

I have the sexiest armpits on /heem/

>>149606843
t. tranny

>>149606888
>t. tranny
We already know that from your flag b

https://youtu.be/KgayxOF4Y7E?list=RDKgayxOF4Y7E
>brazil enters the chat

BOOM

Me to all non white people.

>>149606919
bodied that freak

nina drama muy desnuda

>>149606919
ilia's power has car crash physics

>>149606940
Slap-chads stay winning

>>149606982
herbie tanked that shit nigga

>>149606905
hey meng thanks for posting it in the other thread its a great song, I like to imagine Im jean silva heeming bryce while I listen to it.

>>149603442
i have chills

>>149606919
Huh where's the Thanos glove

>>149607103
get a blanket

Me to Sneed.

>>149607185
jon to tom

>>149607170
ok i put on a blanket but i thought of lucas tracy in the process and now i have goosebumps

bruh he went to decision with anthony smith

tito tapped

i'm almost positive ilia would fold smith with bodyshots inside 3 rounds

would you?

tony smith ain't faltering nigga

>>149607402
that wasn't a tap, he was reaching for those grapes

>>149607402
>tfw ya tappin but the bad guy keeps strikin

>>149607424
ilia is a double threat you can’t expect smith to look good against a guy like that

When fighters get kicked in the stomach how do they not poop themselves

whys everyone ballwashing this illia guy?
looks like another khabib clone
im only just starting to get back into this shit

>>149607627

>jozay is rooting for an english team against a brazilian team

>>149607627
he has one shot KO power which isn't too common nowadays

>>149607627
he's like if you combined prime mcgregor and khabib... and then made that guy a good fighter

Happy 4th broke bitches.

theyre intimidated by my aura

>>149607627
He had sexual intercourse with Mrs. Holloway after he HEEMED Max.

>>149607440
Imagine how swollen she gets every day

>>149607726
Cuckoldry is so cringe we should murder anyone who speaks of it

jdm is just like nick diaz

>Cuckoldry is so cringe we should murder anyone who speaks of it

>>149607787
Staying Alive?

>>149607716
Nice watch, did you pull it out of a cereal box? This is mine, pure class and sophistication.

>>149607791
^----- this guy is a tranny

>>149607805
AC/DC - T.N.T. kek

>>149607673
>>149607667
>>149607645
>>149607726
if hes knocking everyone out he should move up a weight class
its not like hes a heavyweight with nowhere else to go
these 110 lb heem machines go around knocking out other midgets and people act like thats supposed to be impressive or something
i mean prime Connor couldnt even knock out some ancient paddy at a bar with a sucker punch

>>149607665
he is a flamerdista which is basically the equivalent of being a dogestani fan. insufferable victim complex

>tfw the Georgian BVLL cums so hard in your wife you have a clittygasm

>>149607839
Who is Connor?

>>149607839
your right he should do that

>>149607787
completely forgot this guy existed. He's somehow more forgettable than forgot the name

>ilia
>jdm
>dricus
>bautista
>tom
yeah i'm thinking the era of being a little bitch is over

>>149607887
bautista?

Leading up every Ilia fan was shitting on Charles saying his chin was dust and now it's like Ilia flatlined Prime Hercules.

>>149607839
brock said this first

>>149607815
Bro doesn't even have any stones in the bezel kek

>>149607924
Swag is for children, men have class

>>149607924
Icing out a Rolex actually decreases the value.

>>149607906
honorary mention. the kid is a monster

>>149607950
>>149607935
>>149607950

>all of your wins pre ufc were by submission
>99 percent of your wins in the UFC are via KO
nobody else finds that strange?

>>149607916
literally no one has done charles like that

>>149608001
he mentioned grappling uses too much energy

ISLAM MOVED UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT HIS BOYFRIEND!!

>tfw heem niggas have zero motion

>>149608001
no you dont get it hes strong enough to knock people out with gut punches a fight promoter would never pay cans and guys past their prime to take dives

>>149608001
subs aren't as cool as heems unless it's proving a point like subbing islam

>>149608043

>>149608056
>>149608039
jiu jitsu ground humpers dont just magically turn into knockout artists when they reach the highest level of competition

It just doesn't feel real anymore.

What movie did you watch?

>>149608096
maybe his striking just matured later. he was doing bjj as a kid and only started striking later so naturally he was submitting guys earlier on. his skill just had to meet his talent in striking before he started heeming niggas

oh brazza loud explosion outside I cnanot make the weight

>>149608129
sandlot, independence day, longest yard, forrest gump

>>149607839
>your

>>149608194
I was asking the leaf you buffoon

>>149608231
im thinking of watching saving private ryan next

>>149608096
he started with wrestling as a kid and got into bjj years later

>>149608192
KWAB!

independence day is prime nostalgia kino

>>149608129
different leaf but Im watchng "Killing American Style" right now

i only watch heems

Dana firework activate my ptsd please cannot to fighting plz give gaychee

>>149608301
remember when daddy beat mum?

why did alpha destiny changed his name to alex leonidas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axKrumJonSE
LIVE JAP HEEMS WITH KINO RULES

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

bonasu

>>149608048
Shut up bald bitch

>>149608354
>1-night 8-man tournament under Knock Out "UNLIMITED" kickboxing rules which allow GNP, soccer kicks, grounded knees. 4oz gloves
extreme kino

Holy shit Slovenia actually made a funny post

You guys know shit just ends after you die right
Why are you still posting here you're not gonna remember your time on /heem/ when you're older

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM BODY

>>149608129
beerfest

heem shoulder dislocatey

wtfs on?

>bro nothing matters
>brooo why are you doing that

she's a star

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149608445
scroll up doofus >>149608354

>>149608354
thank you

>>149608354

these chiggas is swangin them pillows

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUU

damn, great fight

pink pants had all the aggression/momentum and just got KOd randomly lol

they even get a heemers throne

listen kid, if you wanna get paid, sit on the fucking ball and hold the marooms sign

>>149608583

>>149608597
>>149608583
i guess the funny chair is the product
kinda looks like a big butt in tight jeans lol

Wow a chair thats difficult to sit on.

wooohoooo Tardy Aspinall!!!

it makes a lot more sense when youre a 5 foot, slender Japanese person instead of a 6 foot 400lb american

>>149608643
What does?

>>149608653
futa

>>149608653
the maroom

sit on the giant anal bead to straighten your spine

>>149608660
What the hell is a maroom?

*maloom

>>149608664
Malooms is a chair that strengthens your core just by sitting on it. The secret is the balance ball inside. Just by sitting on it while balancing, your back naturally straightens and strengthens your core. The high-quality sofa-like cover and organic form add an accent to any space.

>>149608673
I heard it bowlf ways b

maloons? that's what call my pet ducks that live on Sneed Pond

>>149608678
So its a chair that doesn't support your spine or anything? Beast of a prawlduct

>>149608706
awww is your back tired are you tired from staying upright do you need to lean against something widdle baby?

these jap kids arent afraid to stand and bang
love to see it
rounds could be a bit longer though

they call me the cobra
I hiss every time I strike

you lied to me these japs ain't soccer kickin shit

My new product is a bed with the middle chunk missing. Strengthen your core while you sleep.

>>149608711
N-No!! *orders 5 maloons*

>>149603468
The secret big surprise dana was talking about all along. The thing that "fell into our lap out of nowhere". The white house event.
America HAS to defeat the bongs again for this. So Jones worked up a plan with Dana to allow him to dope up and flush without any chance to get caught.He'll have to maintain naturally closer to the fight, but he will have a big boost to get started.
What a fucking GOAT. Now he'll be able to do the entire buildup making fun of Tommy as the fake champ, like he did with DC for the rematch. Poor little timmy boy sitting there with his fake little belt.

put that illia guy against this kid he wont last a round

>>149608737
Sounds like fetish furniture. Might have a niche market.

>>149608728
there's kickboxing fights too
next two fights after this will be back to the kino rules
then two more kickboxing
then the final of the tournament with kino rules

>>149608737
i actually have a theory that beds are a meme. I went camping one time and just slept on a tarp on uneven ground, and never slept so well. I suspect our bodies weren't meant to sleep on a uniform cushion.

stuff Hasbulla into a maloon and kick it off a bridge

>>149608737
i had a dream with a bed that had a toilet in the center so you could lay down and shit

>>149608769
I suspect youre retarded.

>>149608771
Ram him into a muzzle loading naval cannon and fire him at a brick wall

>>149608769
I'd had similar experiences with piles of garbage

>>149608774
What the fuck me too

new thread put the jap apex fights in the op

heemcycle
>>149603433
>>149603433
>>149603433

>>149603682
*quad explodes*