don't mind me just getting all bricked up on nootropy cola sitting on my maloom

>crusty old leftover bread

absolute shit thread

Chaba!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axKrumJonSE
WE ARE HERE

>1-night 8-man tournament under Knock Out "UNLIMITED" kickboxing rules which allow GNP, soccer kicks, grounded knees. 4oz gloves
Some kickboxing too

pawg milf with a set of malooms

dusty old thread full of green dust

HEEM

Here Everyone Enjoys Marooms

Relaxing on my maloon, iced out in King Jewelry and sipping on a Nootropy Cola.

anyone got the pic of goochi on the heem throne

fucking japs have all the cool shit
over there slurping up BOSS coffee and Nootropy Cola

special edition gucci x maloom

intermission lads only 5 bings get your pisses in

Magoomba launching Malooms at Cameroonian children's heads like dodgeballs

Everyone forgot that BJ Penn is still running around hilo completely insane with a warrant out for his arrest.

Daniel "Maloom" Cormier

>>149608869
That's not the real BJ, he has been replaced.

big oiled up pregnant olivi malooms

>>149608869
Not a lot of places to hide. He's probably dead in a ditch.

>>149608875
Could be, stranger things have happened

>>149608885
Do you think the people that replaced BJ's family are the same ones that put a chip in Tony's knee?

>>149608869
BJ has a cool batman type cave he built with his family's fortune. he'll be back strong

https://x.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1941344216166302045?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Soccer kick finish from earlier

https://x.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1941343203401302377?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
And a nice heem

https://x.com/kb_knockout/status/1941342433133892041?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Another angle

need me a maloom. they are only about 100 bucks

>>149608893
pshh more like fatman cave, bro's looking maloomy asf lately

what's the maloom filled with? I need to know before I buy one cut a hole in it and fuck it

>>149608923
Better be full of gold ore for that price.

sounds like a war out here lads

they are cloning topurias

from what i can tell the rules are essentially MMA with a ground time limit and no submissions
soccer kicks and grounded knees allowed
AKA literally perfect rules

>>149608954
Iliamedov Topureav

>>149608971
Wgaf buy an ad, quit shilling your chinky meme fights

Rooting for michida
Kid has no corner

33rd for Finland.

what's the point of fighting if you can't crotchsniff

>>149608989
Dilate

they just make a new promotion and call it bamhole smaesh

>>149609004
Cope and seethe tranny

>>149608989
tell us, what are you watching instead? is there something better on?

>mackenzie dern announces her pregnancy
>loses 70k followers

squish squish UH OH

FUCK damon jackson

>mini khabib hits puberty
>loses millions of male muslim followers

>>149609033
holy shit topturo detonated that bald bitch

>>149609033
yeah fuck that guy

Uncalled for b

>>149608991
Yay

>>149609048
WTF damon goes to lure him in with bussy guard and the ref stops it? hope it was overturned

this guys head is fucking MASSIVE

>>149609048
dude went to sleep like the sid from toy story
dudes like
>i wanna to ride the pony

>>149609075
SAAAAAAAR

>>149609082
SAAR PLS

what if you did the cupping thing but in the shape of a huge dick on your back

yusuke/kuwabara

>>149609109
american wrestling?

>>149609048
bullshit stoppage like this are kill SPORT I LOVE

>>149609115
>Americans being fit enough for wrestling
we mostly travel by rolling

>>149609117
bloody bastard bitch

I just noticed the round signs are in the shape of malooms

Coach finally took off my toddler harness and is using a pinch collar on me. You're fucked.

seriously look at the size of his fucking head

>>149603433 (OP)
Is Conor a former Nak Muay?

gay ass walkout music

>>149609167
KWABATA

-10 aura for that walkout

>>149609182
>TENKAICHI
bbbbbeast of a game that was

>>149609182
Kwabata was raped by several Japanese gentlemen in the steamy summer of '25

HEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUU

holy kwabeemy

heeeeeeem

Heem

Is there any worse humiliation for the UK than if Aspinall lost to Jones at the white house?? If Jones lost, he could save face and humbly pass the torch and it would be fine, he's still the GOAT. But if Tom lost it would be over for bongs and bong fighter morale as a whole.

The heem chair

your throne, sire

those malooms look light as shit

maloomiation ritual

>>149609232
>If Jones lost, he could save face and humbly pass the torch and it would be fine
he doesn't have the capacity to do this though

>>149609237
yeah but what's with the chair

>>149609251
if your ass is gay the chair detects it and explodes instantly, leaving you without a chair

People forget, but Robert Whittaker schooled a Prime Jared Cannonier at Middleweight.. Broke his arm, orbital, almost knocked his ass out.

The Reaper has always been him

>>149609232
Jon Jones will turn 38 years old this month.

>>149609265
fake teeth bobby heems khamzat

>>149609152
no he's just imitating the little thai boys he threatened to roipe repeatedly

the chair is some kinda ko reward

Im retarded now!!

>>149609295
It’s just one of the sponsors

just how fricking good is this dricus kid

chama

>>149609312
Luckiest fighter in the UFC right now

bruh that was a mauling

heeeeeeeem

>>149609322

stoppu the fightu

>>149609308
they only bring it out for kos though
same with the trophy

>>149609339
>I used to suck his dick but now he's a loser!

>>149609330
>dricus doubters think this makes him look bad and not like an unstoppable tank

ring girl is an absolute meng heemer

>>149609330
I appreciate how in your effort to make it look like Bobby won the first round, you included the live odds showing Dricus a favorite going into the second.

snake oil

>>149609342
nah a fight earlier went to decision and the winner sat on the throne

the kino rules fights are a one night tournament no sense in giving the winner a trophy and a seat on the throne after every fight

>>149609372
we have arpha brainu at homeu desu

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

I like when they randomly insert english into the commentary
>ニガー・スニード ONE-A DAY TOURNAMENTO ニガー・スニード

>>149609381
my head canon is if you knock someone out you get to take home a heem throbe

Good morning

Reports are coming in

holy shit this dude has a fucking chin

SOCCA BARR KICKUUUUUUU

based

>>149609449
Nice work b

whats the best fight hunter can make rn

>>149609449
I like it

>>149609460
Aspinall/Blaydes III

when subway introduced me to banana peppers, i became addicted. i'd heem my way through the grocery store to find more

great fight, too bad we didn't get a KO, brought to you by MALOOM®

very kino event

doo reduced to tears over some maloons

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

That is $6800

khamsamnida

Short hair got jipped and he knew it
he won that fight but this goofy has yakuza tats so he wins by deft

>>149609545
bro that's like....
68 malooms

>>149609560
I thought he won 2 and 3 but I have no idea how they’re scoring the fights, he got dropped badly and soccer kicked in the first, maybe knockdowns are automatic 10-8?

Also the rounds were 3 min, 2 min and then 1 min kek how can they be weighed equally

i tried to pay attention but attention paid me

great event, will definitely be watching the next one

I really hope Jones doesn't ruin Tom's already injured knee like he did Santos. Thiago was such a fun fighter before that. If Jones stomps his legs, heems, then retires, I don't think I can forgive him.

>>149609628
santos kicked his own legs apart
jon can't heem
the fight is never happening

>>149609628
Would be pretty funny if Jon just re-retires in a couple months.

>>149609628
I think jons actually done. he hasnt trained since the stipe fight. he could do a training camp and knock off guys like lewis but not aspinall at this point. unless he spends like a year maybe

>>149609642
There is literally no other title fight that could happen b. Face it. Jones wanted time to roid outside the testing pool and didn' care about giving up the belt. It will be just like with DC in the rematch. Probably another tactic. Imagine how fucked Aspinall's mind will be holding that fake belt and Jones is embarrassing him in the build up.
You don't realize how far you can get with 2 weeks of confirmed no-testing. We're fucked. And I don't even want Jones to win the title again and retire. That would ruin the division even more.

>>149609680
you’re making it too obvious b good luck though

isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

>>149609730
>ikram isnt abus

why don't mountain muslims grow moustaches?
did the prophet (sneed be upon him) tell them that moustaches are gay or something?

>>149609755
same reason americans cut off their mengskins. style

heeminder gamrot beat tsarukyan, beat everyone else but beniel and hooker, and heemed dustins ribs before his title fight..
whats his endgame

>>149609820
how did herb call this?

Malooms lol

>>149609874
HAHAHA XDXD

Dambe is more entertaining than UFC
The knockouts are better
Some matches are shit but you can’t avoid that
Why it isn’t more popular I don’t know

Cedric Dambe

>>149609820
I look just like this when the pawg milf is done with me

Fluff you up

Ron Jones Jones

kek I was playing COD earlier and some guys name on there was "GeneralBadBussy" and I was reminded of Spammy.

>>149610048
was he using the riot shield?

>>149609694
Trump made it too obvious, I would agree. You probably weren't watching mma yet when ariel got fired, but Dana was acting like brock would never return at all the press conferences before ariel leaked it.

>>149609910
Dambe is to combat sports, what t-ball is to baseball.

tfw ya tappin but the bad guy keeps heemin

>>149610064
no, but him and his squad eliminated mine.

i'm drinking nestea cool and watching gsp fights

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GErMlAPKEQ0

I'm hungover lidl bit

Why are people talmbout my GOAT who only just retired lmao obsessed bongs

>>149609680
This event isn't until 2026 at the white house it's not this year. He's so small right now he would need at least 6 months to a year to get big again. He probably knew that all along.

>>149610593
>The most evil man on the planet
>Has slit throats for less
>t.

>>149610593
Is that Chris Brown

Just watched Jessica "Evil" Eye go to work on herself with a dildo and buttplug. Fucking grim, lads. Think I'm done with porn.

>>149610728
Why don't you heem minge like a proper person

>>149610728
>I just ate this rotten apple that's been sitting outside on the ground for months and has congealed into a brown paste. Fucking grim, lads. Think I'm done with food.

>>149610728
only porn that is halal is solo pov porn. it can be simulated sex but no cock other than dildo and no cameraman. iv’e seen the things you guys post in /heem/ and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>149610704
Yes.

>>149610834
Did you read his post b

Huuuuge fan of body uppercuts

>>149610846
yes the buttplug makes it universally haram. also forgot to mention you must imagine she is your wife and you can’t be married irl either or all is thrown out the window. if you want to have a tainted corrupted mind than don’t listen to me

Hey 'stafa you ever considered putting in a bit of work down /box/? We need new flags to get through their defense I can pay you in the body uppercuts you desire

>Maybe I'll fight Aspinall
>Maybe I'll fight Aspinall
>Maybe I'll fight Aspinall
>Maybe I'll fight Aspinall
>Maybe I'll fight Aspinall
>Maybe I'll fight Aspinall
Be honest did you ever really give into this meme?

>>149610871
For me it's body hooks. But an underrated strike that I personally hate to be hit with is a straight to the chest, right above your abs to the sternum. The judges probably don't even favor those as shots landed.

>>149610967
He will fight Aspinall. He doesn't give a fuck about vacating the belt. He just needs to put back on size. That was the whole reason he fought at heavyweight. Tom just has to make sure he doesn't lose or his career is over and he will NEVER live it down. He'll be the laughing stock of the ufc.

>>149609369
Nigger can you read? It shows Dricus at -150 at the start of the 2nd.

jenny porn

>>149611020
Who's that

>>149611010
based rerard

>The rematch, Jon
>SOON at the WHITE HOUSE

:3

why would anyone want to retire jones anyway? its tainted meat
if you beat him, its “oh he was old and a chronic roid user” and if you lose its “you lost to an old chronic roid user”

Allah will punish asspinal for bringing a retard to this world

>>149611127
>>149611125
>>149611046
Some bitches are stupid
I treat em like shit, that's how you get one to eat a dick
Never be sweet to a bitch
Keep it sick, they like to get dissed, they like it rough
Women are so fucked up in the head some like to get snuffed
And they come back for more
Cuz men are from Mars and women are from Venus
That's why they like to suck penis

>>149611127
Until then I'll handle business on earth

WESH

https://streamable.com/gji2he

HOLLOWAY MOMENT

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751706649933656.mp4

hey bougnoule, how about you go back there ?

I didn't want it to be you

>>149611354
Me to the backup minge

>>149611172
whats france like?

>>149611235
>>149611268
Eat cock French faggots

him versus approximately 14-21 kimbo slice clones in a back alley brawl, whos coming out on top?

>>149611450
cant heem the willing

>>149611450
Echoes of Sean "Tarzan" Strickland

>>149611450
i think we know who’s cumming

whos your favorite fighter?
not the greatest, but your favorite?

>>149611566
Gane which funnily enough is also the greatest fighter

this is what we do to islam

>>149611455
>>149611474
>>149611529

HEEMED BY A PITBULL

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751706649933656.mp4

>>149611582
whats a match to watch of his

>>149611596

>>149611601
Tuivasa, Volkov duology, war against the polar bear.

>>149611566
Joshua fucking van

>>149611624
watching him v tuivasa now, dudes built like a Greek statue
>>149611641
Fight to watch next?

>>149611566
dricus du plessis, future goat
him vs whittaker and him vs adesanya are essential viewing

Ilia Topuria is a boxer who practices the art of boxing day in and day out

Attention /heem/ trolls.
Attack this doppelgänger /box/ thread
>>149565168

Perfect Fighter:

Topurias boxing
Usmans and merabs cardio
Islams chokes
Barbosas kicks
Andersons knees
Khabibs spirit
DMJ scrambling
Petr Yans IQ

>>149611659
That Roccan poster isn't Dana you fucking idiot how would he know

this gane fight is awesome, love to see good sportsmanship hes got a new fan
>jobbed to ngannou and jones
a shame but if youre gonna take some Ls those arent Ls to be ashamed of
>>149611702
du plessis is the guy whos sucked me back into mma, guys got a fucking rocky tier chin and heart

>>149611777
im asking for a fight hes already had to watch now that i finished gane vs majin buu

>>149611790
What the hell

>>149611659
All his fights are great

>>149609330
THE bobby pitter patterer?

>>149611835
Jamal is on drugs

>>149611835
I share the same thought process with jamahal

>>149611806
ok ill just find one
>>149611802
English isnt your strong suit huh

is Jon Jones coming back? did bullying him work? or did legal shit catch up to him and he was offered a way out on the condition that he fights?

>>149611835
This bum couldn't put out Glover over 5 rounds. 0 power in his fat hands

>>149611835
goofy ass nig*a

My goat

>>149611928
*

>>149611566
Joshua Van Bran

>>149611835
This nigga is real life fucking retarded

>>149611835
Can someone translate this to english

>>149611835
Hitler last words

>>149612021
>i could fight at heavyweight

>>149611835
In many ways…

Who’s the Oasis of the ufc?

>>149612021
Jamahal Hill is talkin' big game about jumpin' to heavyweight.He weighs 240 pounds now, says power means fook all if he cracks ya first. Calls out Tom Aspinall for a scrap, reckons it'd be a laugh. The lad's got balls, but let's see if he dances in the big boys' yard

hey guys makwan amirkhani here make sure to watch my next fight!

>>149612097
Probably the diaz brothers unfortunately
>>149612113
Kanarulla ja 1,5l kokis

Luke Thomas is branching away from combat sports coverage and has just come out with a video where he talmsbout his mother beating him as a child this is what happens when Dana times time off
https://youtu.be/W6SjBDt7KXc
https://youtu.be/W6SjBDt7KXc

Had wild sex all night I am deplenished

pulled my hammy jacking off to wmma while lying down in bed

>>149612299
He was a lucky guy I'm sure

>>149612299
How long did it take for the guy to come HE HEHE

>>149612299
Identity of the male?

>I though tonight was heem day

>>149612454
You have to wait 2 weeks for this and stay up the whole night

>>149612269
He's not entirely wrong, its genuinely disgusting the type of comments you see under mainstream MMA socials when they even announce a wmma fight that doesn't include weili Zhang. Even the actual fighters openly spew it. Imagine if you talked like this about a coworker

>>149612478
ok incel

Ilia Topuria. So hot right now.

>>149612512
Is he the guy you had sex with last night

OHHHHHHHHHHHH DERRICK LEWIS JUST TOOK HIS SHORTS OFF HAHA WOW WHAT A CHARACTER WAIT WAIT IS HE ALSO TAKING OF HIS UNDERWEAR?? HOPEFULLY WE WILL GET TO SEE HIS BBC WHAT AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING, LEGEND HE IS. I LOVE DERRICK LEWIS MAN.

Why do none of Khabib's first 16 opponents have wikipedia pages?

What do you think sedrique Dumas is doing right now?

>>149612658
Most likely kgb special agents who don't want public records and info about them available online

>>149612625

Disdain for plebs. Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>149612473
>A 6'7 undefeated prospect with brutal heem power and all 1st round knockouts, plus a background in grappling since he was 8?...ummm yeah... he doesn't have a rock hard sexy body so ya, he's a bum!

>>149611595
Name one reason islam shouldnt duck

>>149612882

>>149612473
lewis vs brazilian lewis?

>>149612924
He's retarded now Dana.jpg

I guess she know what her twin sister did...

Heems you, Zeems you, Beems you. Teems you. Seems you, Feems you, Jeems you, Yeems you.

>>149611566
>whos your favorite fighter?
Gotta be Nate. In his prime he was actually pretty legit, but in all eras he's a real one. Very few fighters have that going for them I feel, so to me Diaz feels unique, and thus, more valuable in my eyes.
Also he got Conor in the rape position so I'm obligated to like him.

>>149611835
Is the CTE getting to him or is he always this fucking stupid?

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqr4a3oPNxs

Yair's nose will look like a remake of silent hill when Volk is done with him.

>>149613788
CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED

>>149612924
Jai Herbert

>>149613892
>he's moving his arm, keep shooting
We're they in the right?

I just woke up with scratches all over my leg. what could it be

>>149613341
do they got an american stream i dont understand this ching chong shit

who hurt you sweetie

>>149608971
>>149608896
>https://x.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1941344216166302045?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
This is disgusting if you want to watch someone repeatedly kick a defenseless guy trying to get back up in the head you're probably just an unwell psychopath and should get the fuck out of our sport and go watch liveleak or something. this shit takes no talent and isnt even entertaining if youre not a super edgy 12 year old.

>>149614110
The sleep demon that only attacks and scratches gay people sounds like b, never had a run in myself though so i cant be sure

>>149614292
fakk i got some soul searchin to do

>>149612882
truth nuke, arman is belal but worse and smaller

Good ol Jon "hands of stone" Jones. A knockout machine. There's a saying in the mma community, that if you managed to go the distance with Jones, then by God you've earned it.

UFC USA
Jon Jones vs (IC) Tom Aspinall
Colby Covington vs (C) Islam Makhachev

>>149614330
both americans would win pretty easily unironically

>>149614359
Rocky IV II

Pretty crazy to think that Guru was the one who started Jon Jones' downfall with the homosexuality accusations

joe jones tried to bulk and all he did was get fat he just like me fr

i'm pretty sure tom aspinall running through the heavyweight divsiion in 5 minutes was his downfall

>>149614500 meant for
>>149614428
sorry im still buzzing off the fourth but the addy keep me awake

ok ill fight him
..not.
-jon jones

Any heem this weekend?

Matt Serra makes me proud to be 5'4"

>>149614595
Just transition, you'll be a lot more happier in a clitty cage with a meng up your schaubhole

>>149614682
*fluke heems you*
now what bitch

GSPiss tapped to Matt Serra's strikes lmao

>>149614595
No way the goat of mma tapped to such unrefined striking

Bros, should Christianity (cringe) be banned from the UFC in order to make Islam (based) the official religion of mma?

>>149615112
the only thing that makes praising allah cool is that we expect an explosion afterwards

>>149615112
I dont know. Some proper old fashion old test christianity could be based.

>>149614801
Matt The Terra Serra busted his GSBussy with his hot calzone

>>149615112
>that pic
kek

TOP DOG IN 30 BINGS

Stream link incoming soon

>>149615374
hell yeah forgot about that today

>>149615112
lol people in America complain about American flags but wouldnt say shit if you flew a massive ISIS flag for everyone to see

Ah yes, I see you know your judo well

Henry the Judo

Movdaddy looks ready to load up an AGPiglet

Gus Tomato

>>149615487
stream quality is looking a bit shit so might not watch it myself, would rather watch in HD when the fights drop on youtube

they do PPV for outside of russia as well only 5 bucks but fuck that

>>149615611
im sure being 5'6 helps but damn movsar is jacked

>>149615611
What the pawg milf sees at the end of the frozen goods aisle

>>149615623
Shame. But, as you say, it will be loaded to yt quickly.

>>149615112
The Muslims make sure to pray and thank allah before the interview starts. They're courteous like that

FRANCE WANT TO SHUTDOWN 4CHAN

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751706649933656.mp4

*gets body triangle and begins pissing*

TOP DOG IN 5 BINGS!

STREAMS HERE
http://tvin.su/view-tv-online/boy-bez-pravil

https://onlinetv.su/tv/sport/265-udar.html

Will have a quick look for a YouTube stream in a minute

>>149615501
Because everyone under the age of thirty pretty much hates America and anything western because of le colonialism

>>149616029
nigga i cant read slavic runes

>>149616058
most everyone in America under thirty isn't even American iirc

>>149615795
you think this reaction is due to an old primitive fear of hyenas

Matt Serra was quite frankly far ahead of his time in many respects. Lil Nigga had clean entries and pocket boxing and good accuracy. Just couldn't defend takedowns and was a victim of the lay and pray era.
Prime Serra heems JDM

YOUTUBE STREAMS FOR TOP DOG
cannot guarantee they'll stay up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RffXUFvEFaM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAWG7gHjZxs

I WILL NOT DO IT

I'm so hungover
>>149616029
Thanks b
>>149616072
Behave

WE CANNOT

We cannot follow them

I'll admit, I think Russian sounds great.

>>149616118
that's Ray Longo boxing bud. eat two large pizzas then heem a greasy frenchman

Man, these guys are way better at boxing compared to the bkfc fighters

>>149616180
>>149616252
>>149616293
what's going on here!

>>149616423
I tried to tell you b, better in every conceivable way

>>149616423
who ? What are we watching

>>149616521
top dog, comrade

>>149616521
top dawg, dawg

>>149616552
I said WE. I'm not watching that shit

First YT stream down

oh wow, i just realized trhat theres no ufc today
IM FREE

ХИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИM

>>149616606
good, you are not following them, you cannot follow them

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

>>149616676
im gonna try my hand at this android customization thing today. my phone will be the subject of envy
this is how i get alexa grasso to date me, she would be impressed with my phone

ONE
HUNDRED
THOUSAND
RUUUUUUUUUBLESSSSSSSSSS

>>149616723
This isn't a topdog link

>>149613788
>>149613892
nothing more useless than a /sp/ mod

When is TD Bossman AtT stepping in and is he any good

>>149616732
back off, pierre. i saw her first

whittaker dived to khamzat and used the money to buy a new laptop so he can run 10 thousand minecraft porn mods at once

>>149616825
what are you trying to say b

you can't outrun the f*cking raper

>>149616896
Isn't Alex scrapping today I'm very hungover so forgive me if I'm misreading things

>top dawg with the bros
https://youtu.be/5hqUNBDcFnU?si=WeR_pUOyX_9vikwu

if it's not by dana it's not running on my tv

HEEM

COMRADE DOWN

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Makwan you wiry kurdish som of a bitch where is my pizza

Damn that so fast

>>149609048
>When it's Muslim prayer time in the octogon

This must be the big fellas fight

Just said y-you too to the fucking makwani

>>149617167
94+ kg so heavyweight
LHW title fight later

>>149617037
ABU PIZZA MONKEHY WHERE IS MY GRAND SLAM SLOP BURGER WITH THREE PATTIES YOU BASTERD

I tied a few too many on the past two days and I feel like my brain is broken

This nigga is walking into jabs
>>149617249
Kek

HEEEEEEEEEM QUITTY

black pants has such a kino style, based uppercuts

Orange pants got rocked super hard

>>149617283
He fought with a good strategy.

His name is Ruslan

meal for a real contender

>>149617237
>LHW title fight later
That should be great. LHW is such a kino weight

One must creampie dana

s

smile
remember to smile :)

>>149617405
Incredible

pulemyot is our guy in this one bros

>>149617447
i agree pimblet beats ilia but gets schooled by arman/gamrot

>>149617353
Looks kinda bad b

i'm fookin spanish ye

>>149617442
But enough about you

>>149617470
it was the jalapeno baconator from wendys and it was good if you like spicy, I dont think its been on the menu in 20 years tho

Like watching hunting

I'm on the top of the building (What?)
I'm on the top of the building (Yeah, yeah)
I'm on the top of the building (What?)
I'm on the top of the building (What?)

>wake up just before noon
>my thread is still up

>>149617476
The first woman I ever layed was Spanish. She had the heaviest tits I've ever felt.

The champion has a name

>>149617477
Oh (You) smooth operator no homo

i thought nobeard was in trouble but he fought back well

>>149617530
good morning !

>>149617533
the first woman i kissed and fondled was spanish too (my cousin)

>>149617546
He's getting beaten like a strip club patron b

how many of yall got some puse last night raise your hand ^

>>149617568
yah, just as I posted that he started getting rocked hard lol

Beard is only now starting to looked fatigued.

>>149617548
Respect

>>149616587
you paid 23,80 for one medium pizza?

>>149617583
What a fight
>>149617626
We are paying every penny to save tel aviv and crimea

KINOOOOOOOOOOO

heemstreak is over but that was a great scrap

>>149616587
i know you dont make anywhere near what an american makes damn

>>149617643
are all the prices fucked up like that over there? I mean goyslop here is super overpriced too but I got one place that has a combo meal of a pizza, one indian meal, and a salad for 16-17 euros

>>149617663
You should see what we pay for gas and the rent cityqueers pay in helsinki

>>149617643
>>149617653
Such a great fight. Question to any russian speakers: what are the fighters saying when they give their speech? Is it approx. the same as any western fighter?

Why tf do we have to pretend gay jitsu is not gay and boring? Get rid of that shi

>>149617693
in America it's fucking joke what used to be a 1 dollar double cheeseburger is now like 6 bucks and a third of the size of the original ones, might as well just make your own food really

>>149617693
It is this bad yeah even with apps for discounts you're running 15e minimum for a single meal likely breaking 20e

>>149617710
No one is demanding you pretend.

Single meal means either the indian or the pizza but not both I miss italy so much bappas

>>149617734
I remember when mcd hamburger used to be 1 euro. Now that little piece of shit that's gone in 2 bites costs TWO EUROS. I swear it got smaller too. It's fucking ridiculous. Rancid Döner Kebab which used to cost 2,50 costs 8 to 10 euros now. Worst thing is nobody questions it. German fucking goycattle just spends all their money for increasingly expensive slop and don't think about it.

>>149617773
>gatekeep all the best fighters in the world
>force everyone to watch them hump each other in between fighting
I'm convinced it's some humiliation ritual

>>149617776
>indian or italian
what is more appealing, diarrhea or naptime?

Alex Shikolai is main eventing like I was asking earlier, be great to see the Dawlgster throwing bombs

>>149617851
Naptime obviously what are you even asking b

>>149617707
they always thank their team/coaches, and 9/10 times they'll thank their opponent and their opponents team

>>149617834
You'd probably get a little schadenfreude to know that hipsters here eat "authentic" döner at restaurant prices because of berlin

>>149617834
Americans are dumb cause they'll complain and still keep shelling out 20-30$ for shit like mcdonalds combo meals and its not even enough food for two people. Last time I got pizza and wings a few weeks ago it was like 50$ just for that and I kind of said well fuck this nothing fast food/restaurant wise is affordable anymore

>>149617882
then order the calzone bappa

>>149617896
Okay. Normal compliments and respect. Thats cool. I wasnt certain if they had their own post-fight quirks.

>>149617523
cody takes this one akin to the 48-47 masterclass vs dominick cruz

maybach music

DOKTAHS STOPPAGE

>>149617956
the guy that just won dedicated a heem to his late cat once, who died fighting dogs in the street, was based, he's our guy

>>149618010
I remember this speech

streams dead :(

>>149618010
super based

>>149618022
tvin.su stream going strong for me

he thanked his coaches, his opponent and their team, men, women, boys and girls, denis and roman (the announcers) and wished the dawlg good luck

>>149618022
>>149618069
oh and his opponent took the fight on 4 days notice he thanked him for that too

INTERMISSION
not sure how long, will post when we're back

oh shit what was the cat's name

>>149618022
Mine is fine try refreshing

>>149617958
I personally scored it 49-42 in favor of No Love
Ilia had no answer for those emotes

>>149618122
Meow Meownes

Is yall watching bare nuckle boxing? or gay ass lame mma shit

>>149618164
I'm trying to find the clip please be serious

>>149618178
we're watching top dawlg

>>149618203
link me pls

>>149618214
http://tvin.su/view-tv-online/boy-bez-pravil
we're in intermission just now, main card next

>>149618296
thats a phising link
i demand a youtube link

Chikuwa

>>149618186
https://youtu.be/hZ_YsBPWr7I?si=1kPrlFafan0oPCnX&t=2128
here's the clip b, you'll need captions and autotranslate
"I want to dedicate this fight to my cat, who died in a mortal fight"
kek

>>149618326
How about I link my knuckles down your throat buddeh

Not crapping that watch

>>149618402
>>149618296
>>149618214
>>149618203
>>149618186
Nice try
Same poster

No one asked you abdi

>>149618296
fuck it I bit you have my IP now are you happy?

honestly might kill myself because of gambling addiction

Ugh need to get my lmao and it's a bit rainy

>>149618508
i just watch the heems b

>>149618569
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, buddy.

>>149618614
I was up 1500 yesterday on blackjack but I lost it all because I don't know when to stop

>>149618569
Sweetie is right but if I may add a pointer don't blame your parents family and friends in the note that's kind of a dick move

WE ARE BACK

MAIN CARD INCOMING

Volkov was at the press conference, wonder if he might be a guest of honour tonight

pyfer aint even from philly tho

I'm thinking Sophie's Choice but about McGregor and called Gooby's Rape

>>149618637
I put 80 bucks on slots and won 400 and with it bought a month worth of ham, a jacket and 1 bottle of tequilla and 1 12y old macallan bottle and around 16 beers. I have 30 bucks left and might let it roll on the roulette later since there is no ufc to bet on

I can't watch this shit without my good friends Rogan and DC. Boring gay ass siberian slop.

retard broke him arm lunging in

>>149618888
Keeeeeeeek

he would've been allowed to continue if he wanted btw, he quit

How long until bossman fights I'll either run now or after

Humble beginnings, disastrous ends

>>149619103
4 fights including three 5 round title fights, you've got ages, you'll be missing out though

Now that was proper phonk

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149617874
bvtal spinning kick by joaquin buckley

>>149619222
Fuggit I'll take public transport phonepost and watch it on the way as I am a real one

>>149619239
guy in red shirt doesnt look very german to me

Where are you boys finding top dog? I can only find BKB

This is intense

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Heeeeeem.

HEEEEEEEEEM

>>149619335
http://tvin.su/view-tv-online/boy-bez-pravil

>>149619433
My internet is a bit slow and choppy can you guys delay operations until after Top Dog is finished please

>>149619463
peach

Promo's good

>>149619433
what did he say kek

>>149618905
2 finishes on that whole card yesterday

absolutely fucking chinned, crossed him up like OG

>>149618296
thank you top bong

>>149618905
In thawlt it was PFL Europe this is the makwan version

CHINGIS KHAN
CHINGIS KHAN
CHINGIS KHAN

>>149619749
pfl mena, whatever the fuck that means.

FINNCHADS!

Are you fucking losers really watching this shit?

Are tsingis is kissing too much fist for my liking

I wish. The streams so not work for me, and the yt are down. Such is life

>>149619859
talmbout stand and bang bare knuckle fights? yes. yes b I am.

>>149619859
I only watch PFL

Khan bros...

chingisbros wtf is going on

>>149619968
I feel bad for you

I feel sick

>>149620040
I only wish you well b you would do well to lighten up (your brown skin)

>>149619964
Try the first link bong gave use brave browser refresh and should work

it's looking dire bros, need some knockdowns

CHINgis Khan

It's over.

ASIAN AS SHIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i think he got hurt to the body early in the first and couldn't recover

Okay I'm off to get my lmao now I only fear for the punks on public transport lest they cross my path

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>>149620358
>>149620358