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im just a basketball sicko
Meanwhile... at the Raptors training facility....
>>149603566it's time Canada lost their only remaining team. what in the fuck is that
yall not ready and it shows, dont run when he cums
>>149603566Humiliation ritual
>>149603566leafs, explain yourselves
>>149603367Okay dobbins and akers are good picks, I can see the reason for optimism when those guys still look explosive. Rodgers 70%? idk man, Klay fuck no but theyโre way older.
Thankfully Embiids never had any ACL injury like Rose or Parker repeatedly nuking their ACLs and having to open up their knee every other year. Idk why youโd even mention them when all the work embiids done on his left knee is minimally invasive stuff like kawhi with his meniscus.
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>>149603739i like look like this after a month of working out and 30 years of eating like shit KWAB
>>149603566Why would they film this and post it on social media?
>>149603566lol even Gradey Dick is like "too gay for me bros"
>>149603782The best Canadian players play for Oklahoma City. There is no hope for the Raptors.
>>149603566i dont see anything wrong with this
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wow
>>149604194Crazy that he's only in the NBA because he dunked on LeBron at the Olympics
>>149604452Heโs mocking her for being unattractive
>>149604491but hes the unattractive one
>>149604227Embiitch making fun of a random girl that's still getting posted today shows his true colours but you jeets think Jokic is the devil
>>149604453He isn't really in the NBA.
Sure he collects a check from an NBA team, but he doesn't play in games
Alex Len you are a nugget!
>>149604762Women don't respect me.
>>149604792To be fair the men don't respect you either, Gayson Gaytum.
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>>149605430What current player will be the most insufferable oldhead?
>>149605482obviously Lebron, but Draymond might be worse
>>149605482Draymond is already there
>even our junior FIBA squad is doing this shit
shaia
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we in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkqyPiQ0Jc4
>>149605538No one gives a fuck you smelly subcontinental Jeet. Go back where you came from.
>>149605517>>149605527At least they're accomplished there have to be some eternal jobbers that talk crazy
>>149604194Josh Harris should sell the team
>>149603566They won a ring when kd and klay got injured and fooled everyone into believing they were a serious organization
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>>149605838wtf is he saying
>>149605482How did nobody say dame
Can't tell if there's fireworks outside or Jayson Tatum shooting uncontested corner threes.
>>149606196Itโs Ja Morant
when you all notice the outrageous salaries these players are making, does any of you ever wonder: if the employees are making that much - how much are the owners making?
my dick has some weird bumps on it brosโฆ btw how is my team doing?
>>149606241that should be self-evident since the salaries are a direct function of revenue. People get caught up on the raw numbers instead of the important thing which are the percents
>>149606276Hawks are having a good offseason tingus
>>149606241its a 51/49 split between the players and owners.
the league made a lot less money last year so the players all lost 10% of their salaries.
and given that the players have a financial incentive to do whatever it takes for the league to be profitable you gotta presume that beasley isn't the only one involved in fixing games.
players losing 10% of their money has got to hurt, so expect them to be fixing it for a NY vs LA finals next year since thats what'll bring in the most profits.
>>149606276The Warriors are not going anywhere this offseason
>>149603566Dafuq is Dick doing
>>149606449>Muh gambling is okSo then... start streaming on twitch or kick and hell even a get a streaming deal with them, reach out for more brand deals, invest in businesses and apartments,
Holy shit, your salary should NEVER ever be coming from the team your on if your in the NBA, that's just pure utter retardation,
NBA gives you fame
>>149606241Dallas owner never paid his staff finals bonuses
>>149603566Thinking about tanking before training camp even starts
>>149606241In hindsight people wanting rich athletes to get paid like this was fucking retarded
>>149605531eventually some other team is going to kick their asses mid haka. people dont like being taunted.
>>149606955nba players can't fight
>>149606546i tried to tell people letting the players union into negotiations was a mistake. they got fleeced.
>>149606572are you speaking of the oppressed great multibillionaire Jewish owner Mark Cuban? Careful what you say, as we're making American laws against antisemitism right now and I have your IP address logged and this very post screencapped
This nigga trump deported 1 million people in half a year and we still have to watch shai gilgeous alexander play.
>>149607114>This nigga trump deported 1 million people in half a year exactly what I voted for btw.
>>149607114According to who, ideological retards on the internet or grifters in the government. Government can't win whack a mole with the free market even if they weren't just wasting the money
>>149607114>This nigga trump deported 1 million people in half a yearI wish.
Which NBA player do you think has the biggest meat? Iโm pretty sure KD has a massive dick.
>>149607685christian braun
>>149607685Has to be Bam or Siakam
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>>149607872Draymond is confirmed to be average at best
>>149608234It's gotta be a mental illness at this point
>>149607685I have to assume Wembenyama's in the running just because he's 8 fucking feet tall although these things are not always proportional. In reality it's probably some rando benchwarmer no one would suspect like Alex Len or something
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>>149608260Blacks are weirdly obsessed with golf because they're mostly terrible at it. They like to think they have an inherent racial advantage in all physical competitions but golf cannot be won by fast twitch muscles. That's why they basically count Tiger as a full blooded black guy even though he's a hapa.
>>149608260Jordans swing is, unsurprisingly, far superior to Lebrons
>>149608355Shaq said that dick size does not scale like that
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If you don't have a cool first name you're not going to be an all time great, so this whole draft class is busts
>>149608666Cooper and Ace are cool names
>>149608484I think its also because Golf is "classy" sport. The amount of nba players who are into wine is just weird.
>>149608615All trvkes but he didnt duck kobe he just wasnt good enough.
>>149607199you got Iran nuclear sites bombed and hardly anyone deported and tax cuts for the elites btw ya retarded chud
>>149608615skip kinda cooked with this one not gonna lie
>>149608688Mid at best. "Ace" has bust written all over it
>>149608615Where I come from you don't give yourself a nickname. Nicknames are given to you. Seeing young dudes or in this case an old dude do it is ridiculous to me.
>>149608946miss when the nba wasnt full of light skins
My gf is making me an Italian sandwich right now. It will have provolone and pickles, pastrami etc etc
>>149605531that shit is so cringe
>>149609021>light skins infest the NBA>suddenly injury problems everywhere (mostly lightskins)Race mixing was a mistake. God created us differently for a reason. I feel like by the end of the century when whites are the very clear majority in their own nations we'll start to see the issues of race mixing popping up. I'm talking weaker immune systems, less fertile men and women. But this was all part of the Kalergi plan. Create a united race of golem with no sense of belonging, no racial unity, no culture and low IQ from negroid blood for the chosen people to rule over from their ruby throne in Tel Aviv. It starts with Israel being their land, then the middle east, then the world. Are we really so naive to think people who believe they are God's chosen will stop at some barren desert? They think everyone belongs to them. We're nothing but cattle.
>>149609043Didn't a team get fined for responding to them?
Tim had no era or aura he's just a dude with rings
>>149609080england in rugby
>>149608946Bean hogging all the aura here
Without sounding mad, how is LeBitch/ADisney not a superteam if KD/Steph is?
>>149609076Light skins have injuries cause they have weak bawb genes, bawbs have always washed out with injuries. The only exception is like a John Stockton
>God created us differently for a reasonThere's no God, you're legitimately retarded
Looking like a Denver Cleveland finals next year
>>149609323It's just LePropaganda. There's a lot of conditioning that needs to be broken for a lot of people. Bron jumped ship in Miami once it was convenient for him instead of trying to carry that load. Formed a superteam in Cleveland at a time when the whole league was wide open, all the good competition had aged out by that point. Got his chain snatched by an upstart Warriors team and outclassed by KD twice
This CBA was such a bad idea. This could eventually really hurt the league. Every avenue to building a contender is bad now. Draft well and build a contender? Better hope they win a championship while they're all still mostly on their rookie contracts because you won't be able to afford your homegrown players anymore. Acquire good players through free agency/trades? Need to win a championship fast because you're about to hit that second apron and have your team building abilities crippled. There is no way to keep a core group of players together more than 2-3 years if you're successful. This isn't going to create parity that is interesting. You just turn team building into musical chairs more so than it already is.
It's ironic that Sam Presti was the only one that voted against this shit and he's the only one set up to succeed because of all of the picks he had already acquired.
>>149609080>>149609095what kind of weak fucking shit is that
facts
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>>149609483or, hear me out, they could just stop overpaying people and things will balance out. Why in the fuck does somebody like JJJ deserve money like that particularly in an environment with no negotiating competition? The new cba only punishes teams who are lazy and don't actually negotiate or plan things
>>149609441Denver doesn't even have a Jokic backup yet
>>149603566lmao that's something we actually did during our basketball training when i was in secondary school. We didn't have enough balls for everyone so the coach just told the guys that didn't have a ball to pretend that you have a ball and dribble it.
>>149609522>Why in the fuck does somebody like JJJ deserve money like that particularly in an environment with no negotiating competition?It's that way to help teams that are naturally bad FA destinations keep the players they drafted.
>just negotiate betterTeams in places like Sacramento, Utah, OKC, etc. are already negotiating from a place of disadvantage.
>>149608615Kobe had an era? When? when he got carried by Pau for two solitary years? And then they fell off cause Pau's short peak was over? Cause the 2000 Lakers was Shaq's Era. Kobe was the kyrie irving.
>>149609338Joel embiid has white genes?
>>149607810Beal should go to Denver, but Denver isn't the greatest place to live. It would be the easiest ring ever for him. He would fit right in cause Jamal Murray is a Bradley Beal 0.7
>>149604194he fucking sucks
>>149609323Most people define superstars as having 3 or more stars on the same team. So 2010-14 Heat (Bron, Wade, Bosh), 2016-19 Warriors (Curry, KD, Klay, Green), 2014-17 Cavs (Bron, Kyrie, Love) are superteams.
2020 Lakers only had Bron and AD as star players. You might say, "Well, there's Rondo." But he's washed and no longer the Rondo back in Celtics.
Please don't shoot the messenger, I'm just explaining it to you.
>>149609625Kyrie averaged 10 points in the finals than Gasol but Gasol carried and Kyrie didn't, yeah you need more people bud.
bron high key goated
all there is too it
>>149608615the truest shit ever written
and the league is now going to protect LeFraud for years to come with this apron bullshit & a shorter season.
>>149609702The Disney Bubble Pickup Invitational was not a real Championship
>>149609702Youre a dumb fucking retard, and no thats not true. Both of you dumb fuck retards are subhuman. There have been countless of teams before the 2000s and even 90s with multiple "stars".
A superteam requires some semblance of deliberate formulation.
The shaq and kobe lakers werent a superteam, because shaq didnt go to the lakers to play with Kobe, Kobe wasnt even a starter yet when Shaq was drafted to the lakers, and the team didnt do shit till rookie Kobe blossomed (cuz Shaq sucks and is overrated without a giga wingman) But despite that the shaq and kobe lakers were on the level of a "superteam".
Its a stupid fucking word now whenever its applied to anybody that isnt lebron. Retards and dumbfucks pull so much revisionist history about the warriors. Draymond and Klay werent "stars" they never were and never will be. The first warriors chip was considered a fluke and every retard and their mother was downplaying the team. They werent even favourites to win 2016, UNTIL they got that 73-9 win where the dumbfuck ass media cant help but admit a team is good when that fact is shoved in their face.
Klay didnt make an allstar appearance till the year before them winning their firsy chip. Draymond didnt get DPOY till 2017 when the media was again doubting the warriors pretending like the only reason they would now win was because of KD.
90% of the warriors team was homegrown home drafted, makes literally zero sense to consider it a "superteam" anymore than Kareem getting traded to the lakers made it a superteam when they got worthy and magic home drafted.
Lebron DELIBERATELY and like personally contacted wade and then snagged bosh to form that super team. Atleast 2 of their top stars first of all were traded to the team. Bosh was a top 10 league player at that time. Draymond and Klay were never top 10.
What makes Bron and AD a "superteam". Is that NEITHER were homegrown drafted lakers. It was as blatant a "formulated team" as can be
>>149609862i know its probably a typo but shaq wasnt drafted by the lakers
>shaq sucksnigga you have no idea and i was about to stop reading but everything else you said is 100% correct
>>149609862Firstly, I'm not reading all that until you learn to use the toilet instead of pooping on the floor. Secondly, I already said i was just explaining, it doesn't mean it's my own opinion, so whatever shit you throw at me is invalid. Lastly, stop pooping on the floor.
>>149609522>Get players to take a paycut and not be like LeJewBlame the retarded fag players union for that, unironically socialists ruined your favorite basketball teams
If players take less nowadays the unions dont wike it, and GMs are afraid the players might walk and the players MIGHT feel deeply offended if they're offered a lower max
>>149609625Sadly Gasol had injuries left and right, I fear the same will be Chet
Wonder how delonte west is doing
>>149608666This guy gets it
>>149609338How do you explain light skin ass Michael jordan
>>149610091go to bed Liam you're drunk
Day 457... I'm still not on a team
>>149610371damn you really young
ayton of deandre puka revenge season + bronny rotation jump, get ready league.
>>149609323that's just two all stars and a bunch of decent vets
reminder almost every playoff team in 2020 had two all stars and the celshits even had 3, dynamic duo =/= superteam
>>149609479>>149609702>>149609862>>149609900retards
children are dying in palestine every single day and you're sat here talking about the nba? you people sicken me
>>149611408Is there any palestinian nba player?
bron
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who says no
>>149611416don't think so, they're not good at anything besides being blown up
>>149611435Do multiteam trades count as multiple trades for the second apron aggregate rule? I thought cavs couldn't move more than one contract at a time or are these non-simultaneous?
>>149611469I don't know how it works honestly. I thought the aggregate rule only applied to trades in which you were receiving more salary than you were giving out
>>149611495Nah if you're in the second apron you can't aggregate contracts as a whole ontop of not receiving more salary, but yeah that trade works out in the machine so that trade is probably moving darius to the heat and then the lebron move
so when will Nuggets move for Saric/Jonas replacement?
>>149611538Who could they even sign dude the center market is dreadful
>>149611548Alfred Horford
>>149611567Warrior/Laker, who else?
>>149611574lakeshit already re-signed Jaxson
>>149611580Backup of a backup
>>149611574Nuggets could offer the full non tax payer MLE right? That might change his mind on a one year deal
>>14961159439 yo, considering the rumors mentioned retirement wasn't out of his mind NOW I highly highly doubt he's signing anything more than a 1 year
>>149611603Yeah I meant a one year $14 million deal might change his mind on going to one of the California teams, it's a small commitment
>>149604227I thought this was cute at first, but I guess he is making fun of her. IDK. I will withhold judgment.
there's thomas bryant who hasn't been picked up despite appearing in NBA final but the better course of action is to convince JV to play just 1 season before letting him leave to europe
>>149611609I can see it but he's been linked so strongly with the warriors I can't see that coming, I put the lakers in the convo as cope lol. I'd rather he go to the nuggets desu warriors are geriatric enough as is imo
>>149611626I just hope the Nuggets get someone who can shoot and play alongside Jokic, as well as playing center for the 8-12 minutes where Jokic is off the court. Who else even is there? Trading for John Collins or something?
>>149611747based, hybrid depression is ruining our sport
>>149611661Nuggets already their best offseason in years so if there's a time to get a backup so they only go down 5 pts instead for 15 when jokic seats it now yeah. Hope they make something work
>>149611797they can't go into another season with DJ or some other scrub. The issue is that nobody good wants to play 12 minutes a night really, with other positions they can usually play alongside the star as well as be their backup, but that's rare for centres
I regularly imagine myself hitting a buzzer beater and everybody cheering my name after
>>149612191i regularly imagine myself dunking on you and hanging on the rim while my cock slams into your face, knocking you down to the ground as i swing off the rim and run back down the court
>some anons here spent the 4th of July inside alone
kek
>>149612506there's nothing wrong with it
>>149612191I thini everyone here has at some point imagined themselves hitting the buzzer beater in g7 of the finals
Does Yang Hansen have a shot at being better than Ayton?
>>149612997yeah but more likely he'll be a meme who can't score and isn't good at defending. I have no clue why they took a centre when they already have Clingan.
>>149613042because of le chink jokic meme
>>149609625I genuinely can't tell if these posts are serious
kinda insane kornet ended up as a backup to wemby when warriors lakers etc all had more prominent needs for a center
>>149613191no one else was offering 40m i assume
>>149613255Not even that shit of a contract hes like slightly below starting standard he'd definitely start for the warriors etc
>>149613266it's not terrible, but he's the sort of guy who could be unplayable in a year's time, a lot of role players come and go
Rockets have the frontcourt depth to outlast the Thunder
Tari Eason, Jabari Smith Jr, Dorian Finney Smith, Kevin Durant, Sengoon, Clint Capela, Steven Adams
They have fouls to give
>>149613607this is exactly what they were going for but retards here said "they have to many bigs"
>>149613607shame that they're all shit besides kd
>>149613607Everyone can outlast the Thunder unless they are injured or they are called Anthony Edwards
>>149614137ant dont gaf bout these hoe ah niggaz
>>149605531It's funny because most of those guys are white
>>149613731Theyโre just going to hack the shit out of SGA/Chet until they break like Curry did, Rockets hired a bunch of thugs
>>149614385>hack chetto stop him from doing what? scoring 8 points? kek
Rockets seem like it'll come crashing down like Lakers' now this is going to be fun
my nuggets got depth AND girth
>>149615306murray had some girth iirc, not much length
>>149615306They lost some girth this summer
Why does that one celtic fan keep posting screenshots of years old posts? It's giving obsessed schizo
We have meaningless rookie basketball today
>>149616237Based I donโt know why I thought summer league happened briefly before the season
>>149616237lebron james jr highlights incoming. best time of the year
Some zesty dude in booty shorts twerked in my direction while I was waiting at a red light. Must have been a Croat.
I got shitfaced drunk/high last night in San Diego for the 4th. Don't remember much
>>149617089Did a cute trans girl touch your pp?
Celtics got Luka Garza!!!!
>>149617115No a bunch of drunk chicks did though, that I remember
>>149617125he'll actually get minutes given the state of their roster
>>149617125Lakers got Luka Donฤiฤ
Celtics got Luka Garza
The battle of the Lukas is upon us
just took a piss perpendicular to my toilet
>>149617450Every time Iโve shitted today it has come out especially dark, especially smelly and shaped like sausage casings. On my 5th go round
>>149617542Maybe keep those thoughts to yourself, king
>>149608688Kon is a badass name.
Ace is cringe, trying way too hard. And Bailey is gay af if you're not Irish.
>>149617542i had some misty shits the other day, it'll pass
Schizos have no real personality, I got em figured out now
>>149608702The wealthier you become, the harder it gets to be to find things to spend your money on. Fancy wine is expensive, so it attracts people with money to burn. I know a guy who used to live near Emmitt Smith who went from being super rich to being broke mainly because he got addicted to drinking wine and couldn't see himself drinking anything in the less than $300/bottle range. He drank like $1500 or more worth of it a day for a couple decades and ended up broke, had to sell his house. Having an ex-wife to support didn't help, but he'd still be rich if it weren't for the wine, however I think he might be happy about being too poor to continue supporting his ex-wife.
https://x.com/NBAPR/status/1941527864802709604
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@NBAPR
As tested during the 2024โ25 NBA G League season and in effect for all 2025 NBA summer leagues, an unsuccessful end-of-period 'heave' will be recorded as a teamโnot individualโmissed field goal attempt when all of the following criteria are met:
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Chris Paul going to the israeli league
KWAB
>>149618096how gay, we need to incentivise players to try to scored
>>149617886Yeah for sure. Curry dropped 180k on one of those monkey nfts that went viral a few years ago. Like 2021. Maybe he thought of it as an investment.
>>149612191I regularly imagine you bouncing one off the side of the backboard and everybody on spee calling you gayreece for years afterward
>>149613042Clingan doesn't play 48 minutes a night and he'd foul out during the 3rd quarter if he tried to
>>149613191Spurs had the cap space to prevent LA & SF from getting what they needed. Clever chess on their part, but it won't work out. Wemby's bussy will break sometime during the season again and Spurs will be in the lottery again
>>149618343right, because the two options were to draft Yang or go into the season with one centre. Mong.
>>149618412Spurs are going to wind up like the Rockets with Yao Ming, theyโll have a wealth of pieces but need extraordinary injury luck to get out the first round, let alone win a championship.
>>149618479ideally one of the towers would be able to shoot and defend the perimeter
>>149603826is that the same group chat they use when Gaytum invited Bam to stuff Ella Mai
>>149617542Either too much iron in your diet or your kidney is a Nissan Altima at 100k miles
>>149618343based ClinGOD ain't giving the team more than 20 minutes till he gets paid
>>149618609yang is too slow to guard the perimeter and doesn't have particularly promising shooting
8/10 cashier chick wearing goth clothing turned out to be lesbian why cant things ever go my way fuck this shithole country.
>>149618800Sorry bro, how'd you find out?
>>149618800you're so low t that that might actually improve your chances anon
Suns shouldve kept that cp3 booker kd ayton lineup. That team was rock solid
>>149612997He's very dexterious for his size, good vision for a Center, athletic and nimble from the elbow/paint, idk about Jokic but he has a lot of potential to be great. Health will likely be a factor.
>>149618824They should have, but after losing the next season to the Mavs I think they panicked
Celtics are reloading, itโs funny the rest of the NBA doesnโt see it
>>149618810I asked her for her number she laughed and said no sorry you seem nice but im not into men. I had taken the L at this point but i think she took pity on me and thought that i thought she was lying because she "forcibly" showed me her girlfriend text conversations for a few seconds. And there was a pic without makeup and she was an 8 there too.
>>149618747The 3pt shooting is excellent as is his D
>>149619033shit bait
here's your (You)
>>149618938>reloading>rethey got swept in the first round last year.
Ofc Levert went to Detroit
>>149618938>damage the team for half a decade cause of 1 injury>espn with all their Boston based journalists: ah well, nevertheless, bravo brad!!Second most media brainwashed fanbase after Toronto
The cavs wont win a title as long as both garland and allen are on the team. One soft fraud can be overcome. But when 2 of your 4 stars are ass when the lights shine the brightest youbare doomed. And mitchell is a lowkey fraud too. Knicks making the finals next year.
>>149619337garland and allen are both sort of cancelled out by mitchell and mobley who are clearly the better players. They could get better fitting role players if they trade them for sure
>>149619337Garland isn't soft, he was the cavs closer this year. Allen definitely is. Finally played fully healthy and disappeared. But with Mobley looking like a top 15 player I think he'll replace Allen as the center then the Cavs can run Dean Wade, Hunter, or hell even Larry Nance Jr at the 4.
KD on a historical social media run right now
Is this what no having children on your late 30s does to a mfer?
>>149619510We think durant as a small one and can't breed. It is what it is. Atleast he can go on a run this year and maybe beat his old teams in the playoffs.
Fuck i need a goth girlfriend who sometimes wears oversized hoodies but has a slim body underneath fuck this gay ass earth and fuck chris paul too. Im literally kd i get no bitches.
>>149603566just saw this video with sound
pissing myself
>>149619852Yes brother we need to stop the Tyrese Haliburton winter soldiering/snowbunnyism and go for the dark mysterious ones.
>>149606002Dame is a chill guy. His loyalty shtick was corny but he threw that away so now hes just steph curry lite.
>we're down 3-1 in the series, Luka and Bron need help!
>reaves
so la gave westbrook got ton of shit cause lebron and ad didnt play with him for over half the season?
>>149620955>>149621528reeves gets all the blame buut Rui was the guy brought in to be thd 3rd option.
babb's always blame the White man
>>149621692Reaves took over the number 3 spot a year ago or so. He was also so much worse than rui these playoffs. Rui had a good series
>>149603566This is what happens when yo hire a Euro head coach. They make teams do shit like this as warmups to "build teamwork".
>>149622150i struggle to believe a serb got them doing this, must be some canadian in the staff
>>149603566Knicks in the conference finals, Obi and Hartenstein in the finals, and RJ and IQ are stuck doing a wagie dance.
Sad.
>>149619852>goth>slimNot in 2025
>>149622793it's just more stat inflation. If your team/players are too chickenshit to take a heave because of a a fraction of a percentage change then you should suffer the consequences
Nikola Topic is 6โ9 with elite PG skillsโฆ
>>149622944is shooting no longer considered to be a PG skill?
The durant Houston thing is gonna be a failure.
>>1496231102nd best team in the league
>>149622414I WILL FIND A GOTH CHICK WITH SLIGHTLY VISIBLE ABS
What will happen to Nico?
He claimed that the team he built is to win now, and gave himself a 1-2 year window. But thereโs no guarantee Mavs are even a top 3 seed, especially with Kyrie injury, Flagg still being a Rookie, and AD risks.
So Mavs fan, if Nico fails to secure a championship, is his job safe? Or will he lead the post KyrieAD , Flagg years?
word on the street is joel embiid will sign for denver as the backup center in the ultimate humiliation ritual
>>149623273They probably cant fire him anytime soon since thats like admitting they fucked up the luka trade
>>149623367If healthy Embiid and Jokic are on the same team Embiid starts
>>149623273he will probably get fired in 2-3 years then become a league office exec. If you've followed his career Nico appears to be one of those blessed retards who fail upwards
>>149623471starts crying on the bench maybe
>>149622944the nba is the only sports league where 6'4 people routinely get called 6'9
Which lottery pick do you have penciled as a bust and/or disappointment?
>>149623546They added 4 inches of height to sabonis at some point
>>149623595people just chuck in 5 inches like it doesn't matter
>this 7'2 wing moves like a guard>looks inside>6'7
Bucks have a secret weapon loading
Topic is 6โ11 (7โ1 in Air Max) and can shoot the threeโฆ
>>149623681it's funny how "poku" got drafted in the first round after playing in the greek second league, but markovic goes mid second round for putting up genuine euroleague minutes and stats
Is Jonas V a fucking retard? Seriously. You have a chance at a ring and million. You can always go back to Europe next year you stupid cunt.
>>149623734Doesnโt want to be a scapegoat for Chokebitch
>>149623727i have no idea who he is i just think he looks really funny
topic
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>>149623829no offence lad but serbs are ugly as fuck
>>149604194Why wouldnโt they just trade him at the deadline then?
>>149623561disgrACE bailEY
Arenโt Maxey, McCain, Grimes and Edgecombe way too many guards under 6โ6?
>>149624024all uninspiring playmakers too
>>149623888yeah the men are, but the women are noice
>>149604194nigga dunked on lebron one time and thought he was hot shit
dude is garbage and only got minutes because embleed is made of candy glass
>>149624059how it should be desu
women don't deserve attractive men
>>149623561Harper, Edgecombe, Bailey, Johnson, Fears, Demin, Murray-Boyles, Maluach, Queen, and Bryant will all disappoint.
Bailey, Fears, Demin, Queen, and Bryant will be full on busts.
>>149624069Yabusele signed 2/12. Meaning 6 a year. Sixers likely offered the minimum, maybe slightly more. And yabu is not a minimum player
>>149624116Sixers can't pay him and Grimes.
They chose Grimes
>>149624116Heโs a vet at that and actually played games for Philly this year unlike certain max players, insulting offer
>>149624107I don't think Bailey or Bryant will be full on busts, in the long run
>>149624107Demin bros....we're a disappointment and bust....
Jakucionis is better than Demin at about everything except being tall
>>149624259Canโt teach tall, I do think the Nets drafted 5 bust though
>>149624315drafted 5 busts to please the jews kek
>>149624315I like Traore as a prospect and will be shocked if he doesn't stick around for 10 years
>>149624139>>149624140Did some further digging. Yabuseles minimum would be 2.378.000 dollars. Yabusele said it was a very low offer so between that and say 3 million. Would you agree to stay if someone else offered double or more of that?
>>149624385he's just demin but shorter
neither can score
>>149623706Od shooting hang pulls?
>>149624410Traore can actually dribble and has good athleticism. Denim is a complete meme
>>149623445Firing him is exactly the thing they should do now that they got Flagg. Right now you have a fandom split between wanting Nico to fail and rooting for their new potential star. Getting rid of Nico, getting a new jersey refresh, etc. to signal a new era would be getting everyone on the same side and rooting for the team.
nico won and flagg recognises that
they're both winners
I work for the OKC player development staff, Topic has grown to 7โ3 and can take elite defenders (Dort, Caruso) off the dribble. The reason the front office hasnโt gone all in on a trade for Giannis or KD is they already have them at home
Better get on the Egor bandwagon while you can.
lil timmy hardaway... i've been waiting...
>>149624646you can tell genghis khan did a number on his ancestors
>>149624717won a ring in his rookie year so he's alredy goated
>>149624717Thunder accomplished nothing without him
>>149624789this, he's already been good
>>149624890>two second round picksniggers really thought he had value kek
>>149624890this is the kind of deal a team like the bulls should have made but I'm not mad at the wizards
>>149624890Is he unhealthy or is he just ass?
OFFICIAL CAM POWERRANKINGS
1. Toumani Camara
2. Cam Johnson
901. Cameron Payne
902. Cam Whitmore
9001. Cam Spencer
9002. Cam Reddish
900001. Cam Christie
90000001. Cameron Thomas
>>149625003toxic ass
dude doesn't care about winning, he just wants his stats
all 3 of his starts this year the rockets lost
>>149622841>fraction of a percentage changeif heaves were counted like and-1s, jokic would go from 41.7% and 18th in the league in 3p% to 44.4% and 3rd. that's not nothing
the reality is that players rely on these stats in contract negotiations, especially roleplayers. if you can change the game to make it more entertaining and the only downside is an extremely minor stat change (there were 12 total made heaves last season and you can retroactively calculate old 3p%), it's worth it
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I might become a Wizards fr this season, they have a lot of random shit on the roster but a lot of good random shit
unc is livestreaming summer league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuDOF-OlArg
>>149625003His body language when playing and not getting what he wants is disgusting. I dont even want him on the team. He makes everyone else worse
>>149623166not even 2nd best in their state
>>149623471>healthy Embiida fantasy scenario on par with "what if Hitler had won" or "healthy Len Bias"
I knew shaq was doing everything including dj-inng but i didnt know diesel had 14 concerts left this year alone including some in germany and turkey. Man really is the main character
>>149625632No way the Rockets are worse than both SA and Dallas
Cam Whitmore was way out the rotation before they got KD/Doriann, this is probably the most value they could get from him
nobody rates the t-wolves lol
KWAB
AD revenge tour - don't run when it comes
>>149625984Hes coping. Now that valanciunas folded were back to number 2 and i like the okc matchup
>>149625756Heโs completing all the side quest
>horsezuna day 1 performance
>horsezuna vs takayasu performance
>horsezuna vs takayasu day 1
>>149626095>AD revenge tour - don't run when it comesThey have no playmakers until Ky returns, but yeah, that frontcourt is crazy good
>>149626600They got Dโlo, Coop and Dinwiddie to run the offense
So why did Steve Kerr name his son Nick? He must have known.
>>149626621Jordan punched him in the face
>>149626614>hot garbage>rookie>fringe starter
>>149626600>>149626614niggas forgot about Klay
Heat look like shit but Iโd bet any amount of money their rookie winds up being better than all 5 of the Nets KWAB
>>149626890Klay sucks
he is dead weight, hideously ugly yet somehow still extremely zesty and has no aura.
>>149627998They can trade his contract (to be waived/released) for a bad multi year contract back and maybe some seconds
1. Jonathan Kuminga (restricted)
2. Quentin Grimes (restricted)
3. Al Horford (unrestricted)
4. Chris Paul (unrestricted)
5. Damian Lillard (unrestricted)
6. Josh Giddey (restricted)
7. Cam Thomas (restricted)
8. Malcolm Brogdon (unrestricted)
>>149628022Just force him? He signed a contract.
>>149628096Where is Westbrook?
>>149628115Dunno i just copaypasted a list from yahoo sports kek
>>149628115unrestricted & unwanted
>>149627365>evaluating men based on beautynow thats zesty
>>149628115unrestricted and probably going to the knicks on a minimum
>>149628143ppfftt a team like the rockets/kings/twolves/bucks/heat would kill for cam thomas right now
>>149624069yabu is a pretty good offensive player and he looks like the missing link
>>149624448denim looks like a shaun livingston, backup forward who can pass
bum
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>>149624199Yeah, it's just summer league. But doesn't that make it worse?
He also had a wedgie in this game.
>>149607685alex len and kawai
>>149608484blacks love action and there's a lot of it on the links past a certain age you'll be lucky to get a round in without a wager
>>149613607it has been ordained by god that KD will endure a humiliation ritual against his former team this season
warriors in 7 screencap this post
>>149628460That would end his legacy
>>149628483He is only allowed freedom from the curse in exchange for humiliating Lebron.
>The Rockets reportedly had a lot of offers for Cam Whitmore, but Houston ultimately sent him to the best place for him to โthrive and developโ, per ESPN
>>149608553Having seen Shaq's wife, that's probably a good thing for her. If everything scaled to size his dick would be the size of her leg
>tfw your wife lets you do anal because your dick is "only" 8 inches
>>149628531>wizards>best place for him to โthrive and developโlmao they're not even trying
>>149628552the wizards have been cooking. They have a pretty good structure for youngsters and are just waiting for the main piece to emerge
>The Memphis Grizzlies are trading center Jay Huff to the Indiana Pacers for one second-round pick and one second-round pick swap, sources tell ESPN.
Is Duncan the last player to immediately make top 10 nba players the moment they signed their contract?
>>149605482Lebron, it's not even close.
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About to watch jurrasic park
me drunk me now go out to party
will pink pantheress poster unalive himself after finding out his girl is with anotha man...
>>149608234LeDumpTruck
Oh Lawd!
>>149628567yeah just like they've been waiting for the last 5 years and even before that
https://x.com/DaltonJ_Johnson/status/1941630251131720021?t=MiN4mKdaLquCKY9o8lQp0Q&s=19
>no Bronny for the SL
Boooo
>>149628662espn in shambles
>>149628662Yeah, brons gone. Probably a knick
>>149628607darkskin brehsโฆ.we win again (;
>>149626832Lefraud propaganda
>>149628096>1. Jonathan Kuminga (restricted)I don't rate him
>2. Quentin Grimes (restricted)mid. aight as a backup but I wouldn't want to pay him
>3. Al Horford (unrestricted)old but valuable backup center for a contender
>4. Chris Paul (unrestricted)advanced stats still like him even at his age, but he gives your team negative aura and still wants to be a starter so I'd pass
>5. Damian Lillard (unrestricted)ded
>6. Josh Giddey (restricted)I rate him
>7. Cam Thomas (restricted)I don't rate him
>8. Malcolm Brogdon (unrestricted)sneakily the least aura player of the last decade. Bucks won a title as soon as they shipped him out. I don't even want him in my locker room as the 12th man glued to the bench. The exact veteran voice you don't want on your team.
>curious mike radio silent on socials
not like this
Orlando is the greatest team to play for
>>149628778Grimes is a starting level player
Lebeta and his son are obviously going back to da lan before the season starts. I wonder what the Cavs will have to give up. Probably Mobley and a second round pick.
>>149628976Cavs ain't giving up Mobley for 40 year old Lebron. It would probably be Garland or Allen.
>>149628994Near impossible for the cavs to do any trades
>tanking dalton's value ALREADY
holy shit lakers FO are fucking dunces. he was always going to be fucking shit, the hype he gets was meant to trick a team he's a "young" "talent"
>>149629178The girl kinda cute, ngl...
>>149629147He passes the eye test as a meme shooter like JJ Reddick was with potential to be even better. Still too early for the Lelkers to give up on him.
>>149618800Me and her in another universe. Ill stop talking about her now.
Will VJ Dunk on Ace? Or vice versa? Who's better?
>>149629269Italians are so beta now... what happened?
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>>149629363tbf jhs was complete dogshit, best thing he ever did for the lakers was get us luka
>>149625003he can put his head down and get you a bucket.
btw can the wizzies please release kispert to a contender he's served his time in purgatory
>>149628662He'll probably play in the real summer league.
>swider is still playing in the summer league
Knechtbros what went wrong
>>149629338I thought i was bout that life but i wasnt
Do you think Rui's black side is trying to take over Rui's Jap side like a symbiote to be belligerent and aggressive compared to the meek polite one? He is extremely neutral and balanced. Good mix of athleticism and BBIQ but you need to be maxed in one of these to be truly great.
>>149629457its the summer league, only dudes trying are the ones stuck on two ways or undrafted guys
No way knecht was averaging less than 1 assist per game this dude is horrid
Topic looking rusty as hell. At least his passing look good.
>>149629563Chuck hyping this dude was the basketball equivalent of calling someone new messi
>>149628891Magic chad here: curious what makes you say that?
I've seen enough. Topic will be better than Luka.
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
>>149628994Cavs can't aggregate players so they can't trade for Lebron. It's all just typical LeUnc offseason drama that does nothing
>>149629853>>149629600They're in Salt Lake City moron,
No shit the elevation is fucking him over
>>149629696no tax, beautiful sunny city, no pat riley, zero pressures to win
>>149630070You're right, thanks for the reply
everybody knows that real summer league doesn't start til vegas
Streets saying Nuggets will stop searching for a backup C in case JV forces out and will look to promote PJ Hall.
askin me, how did it feel?
can't say it didn't surprise me
last time I looked to my right...
you niggas was standing beside meee
>>149630374more like aur my god those tattoos are dogshit
t.
>>149630301 in his accent
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they wanna keep the black man down...
bron sistas... i dont feel to good
>>149630022correct it happens every time he's not playing whether he just got eliminated again or offseason. why people keep falling for it i do not know.
>>149630438Hes staying probably
>>149628778>>1. Jonathan Kuminga (restricted)
>I don't rate himdont listen to this nigga his good and someone place take the kang from my dubbies (for herb jones)
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the bron hate has gotten worse than usual
>>149630403im not a tattoo guy but ive only seen 2 dudes with work that actually looked good. Pekovic and Hartenstein.
so what's the logic for these pre-summer league games
>>149630591He'll make 57m and then 61m
>>149630498It's kinda crazy how much more juices up Lebeta is in that pic compared to the 2011 Finals. Of course the league knows and probably have him tax breaks for all the horse cum he bought.
>>149630663"please keep watching our sport"
>>149630663Wait is this not the summer league? Iโm confused
>>149630663it's a tradition utah won't give up
>>149630763the real summer league (the vegas one) is still 4 days away where all of the teams finally join
>>149630806So what is this then
>>149630820it's whatever this is
>>149630954Is vooch better than valanciunas? I don't watch the bulce
>>149631001well vooch is better than no valanciunas which is increasingly happening
is ace failey playing tonight?
>>149631017It's already happened unless they plan to lock him in the gym outside of games
>>149631001you could even play him with jokic if you dont care about defense
>>149630954Bill Duffy is his agent so he's a Laker.
>>149630954hes one of my favorite players
me and my brother would play each other in 2k10 and hed always hit retarded 3 pointers
>>149603566yall better build kawhi a statue cuz thats the last ring yall ever winning
Ain't no way Nuggets are rebuiling the Aaron Gordon/Vucevic Magic KEK
Imo this is when LeHoneyBoo truly lost his desire to win
>>149630954you see how the jews do? by asking for a 1st rounder they're holding him hostage. they aint buying him out. who's gonna play the 5 with him gone? oh and you're gonna tell me theres a market for old ass Al Hortford but not this guy?!??!?
>The piece of shit neighbourhood dog when it comes to barking all fucking night every damn night
>>149631149Unironically poison it or call noise control
>>149630695>>149630790I'm curious on how loose drug testing is in NBA??
He was quite skinny in his rookie years, nowadays he's fucking huge, probably using HGH, lots of Tren, idk much about roids, but those are very common and used like candy
>>149631120Al plays like he's 5-7 years younger
>>149631194>I'm curious on how loose drug testing is in NBA??It doesn't matter. The rules don't apply to him. He's unironically part of the secret society that rules the world.
LeBron had delonte west MKULTRAโd for fucking his mom
The reason KD is a beta incel is because he's a stoner. He needs to start drinking like alpha Jordan
>>149631161>>149631149As someone who delivery drives for a living and has dealt with retarded fucking dogs barking when I pull up, and/as when im knocking on the door/ringing doorbell and such
I think people over-own dogs, and don't actually know to handle or train em, and its the retarded people who own dogs cause there's people who wont even bother to chain or leave them in the backyard and will actually leave them upfront to meander around, im just hoping one day I get bit cause I live in a one-bite state and I can get a quick 50k and get a fucker put down
so if kobe had good sperms to make a boy he wouldnt be dead
>>149631301Are you allowed to shoot a dog if it's coming for you fedex anon?
Reinsdorff made the call to the JIDF -
"quick put up the eruv and change the subject"
summer league niggas dont play around
>>149631301kek you ain't profiting off that shit nigga. The lawyers will take 33% and the rest will just go to paying off your medical bills. Any pain and suffering/emotional distress bullshit will go to the lawyers as part of their 33% of the settlement.
t.work for a personal injury lawyer - call us now for a free consultation if you or a loved one was bitten by a shitbull
yes your honor, i personally witnessed lebron James and jj reddick forcibly sodomize a pig, and then feed it laxatives, collect the diarrhea semen slurry in a baby bottle and feed it to bronny james when he was an infant
Reinsdorff - "earlyfag a new thread, hurry"
>>149627998does the NBA have some sort of agreement with the euroleague for stuff like this? other countries usually dgaf about other countries' contracts unless they have some sort of treaty between them
>>149631194this is not all that impressive for 9 years of lifting and supposed roid use
>>149629363i thought podz was actually semi-useful?
>>149631194>Before his foot injury, LeBron James was still dominating the NBA in his 20th season in the league at age 38.>Former MMA fighter Chael Sonnen has a theory why, claiming James takes performance-enhancing drugs.>Sonnen claims he and James have "the same drug guy," adding that he and golfer Tiger Woods take "the big three" of EPO (erythropoietin), growth hormone and testosterone, a combination of enhancers he dubbed the "Lance Armstrong diet.">"EPO matters; itโs the reason LeBron takes it. It matters," Sonnen said. "EPO increases your red blood cells, which gives you endurance so you can play all game long. You can shoot the fourth quarter just like you shot the fourth minute. Itโs the king of performance enhancers.">Back in 2013 an investigation into a steroid clinic in Miami found that a man by the last name Paul came in to pick up products for a man with the initials LJ. LeBron James initials are LJ and his agents name is Rich Paul. This was also a clinic that was tied to numerous MLB, NBA, and NFL players that got caught using steroids. There was also a lady that worked at the clinic that reported some of her co-workers were 100% that LJ was LeBron James.>the names of other athletes and figures, from world champion boxers and wrestlers to fitness gurus, entertainers and even law enforcement officials, who surfaced during the investigation of the largest doping operation in U.S. sports history.>Among them are former WWE star Paul "The Big Show" Wight; former boxing champion Shannon Briggs; one of the most well-known trainers of prominent athletes in David Alexander; and Ernest "Randy" Mims, a longtime friend and business manager of LeBron James.
>>149631446They do. The Euroleague honours NBA contracts and will require the Nuggets to release Val before allowing him to sign for a Euroleague team
>>149631491for me, it's Michkel
nuggets should keep JV on a leash unless they can find another big man. he can't do shit anyway when Nuggets will have his contract.
lebron sucked an infants testicles out through its eyesockets
>>149631503>you can't take steroids because... you just cant ok
is there a new topstreams that's not 360p?
I loved coming back at the end of a game and watching it without all the commercials and delays, it was perfect
>>149631491This can't be real
>>149631622if everyones gonna be roided out (they are) you might as well just go the extra step and have robots do the sport
>>149631646Go Boston (Dynamics) Celtics!
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>>149631622>you can't cheat because... you just can't, OK?
>>149631483>this is not all that impressive Well he's not supposed to look like a fucking bodybuilder, just chiseled and game ready for basketball lol
Dumb post imho
>>149631629nah its over, end of an era
Knecht is intentionally tanking his trade value cause he wants to stay in LA, he'll suddenly be able to play like a pro again come October.
>>149631356>fedex anon"delivery driver" that dude works for postmates