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BAL: Cedric Mullins went 1-for-3 with a two-run home run against the Braves on Friday
TB: Ha-Seong Kim was removed from his 2025 season debut on Friday after suffering a minor calf injury
TOR: Andrés Giménez was removed from Friday night’s battle against the Angels after aggravating his existing ankle injury
SF: Matt Chapman (hand) will play in a minor league rehab game at Triple-A Sacramento on Friday
HOU: Astros designated RHP Jordan Weems for assignment, recalled RHP Jason Alexander from Triple-A Sugar Land
MIN: Chris Paddack allowed five hits and two runs with five strikeouts and zero walks across five-plus innings in a no-decision against the Rays on Friday
ATH: Athletics placed INF Luis Urias on the 10-day injured list with a right hamstring strain
SEA: Cal Raleigh went 2-for-4 with two home runs and three RBI on Friday against the Pirates

Mariners

'stros

tigs

My Angels have been good in extras this season.

doyers

kektani

stros

DOYAS

what does he do?

>>149606092
now that's a big dumper

>>149606078 (OP)
NYM: Mets won that ballgame against the yaks!
Happy 4th bakespie!

he's fucking useless

>>149606123
Yeah.

cmon Sneks

>>149606078 (OP)
Jac Caglianone ain't jack shit.

okay, here we go, it begins

And this is why you can never trust Lance

>>149606152
Ref babby queefs kek

Winning in extra innings against the rags is better on the 4th of July

dodgers

The raped vs The raped

Sandy won’t be worth a box of chicken nuggets by the trade deadline

weird ass HBP

Blue Jays catcher got hit in the nuts

inc grandslam, I just know it

>>149606187
Both batter and catcher feeling it kek

>>149606200
>implying a washed Teo can get a hit

>>149606200
ohtani kamikaze almost worked

>>149606188
Kirk?

Former Astro Teoscar coming in clutch to save us again

>>149606188
>implying he has nuts

teo more like ayy dios mio

>>149606250
I don't get it

Chad Green is back!

whew, that was close

wow Keekay

Chadres fluke won that game, they gonna sweep the rags, buy at the trade line and miss the playoffs <3

Man I think I love LA abgs more than Houston abgs.

Someone win this game already, the fireworks are almost starting

>the doyer pitcher is named dryer
KEK the memes right themselves

I love Kike!

>>149606298
>right

>>149606298
doyerpaco false flag

Cmon RAFI

>>149606311
I'm drunk, sue me

>>149606298
>right

>dodgers fan are screaming TOOOOOve
That’s so nice of them to welcome him

>>149606332
>boo altuve
>he cycles
lol

ben casparius ruined july 4th. he's anti-american and needs to be deported

>>149606332
now they're chanting Jeter, for some reason...

He’s 5’6?! Are we all gonna make it?

Damn

asstros in here unironically acting like this is their world series

WALK OFF BUNT

>>149606343
he made a big difference during a difficult stretch. hopefully he turns it back around.

GG Blue Jays.
What an embarrassing way to lose. This team is allergic to being over .500

errrm Jays win! Happy 4th of July.

GG Angels, see you tomorrow

Kekeroo

YAY Jays win

BOO Gimenez is hurt

>4 pitch walk on a guy trying to bunt
>Lose game on a bunt and wild throw
oof

>>149606372
why are you losing a world series to the astros at home again?

>>149606275
Kek, its Kino!

2025 Altuve baserunning in a nutshell

>>149606372
both teams will look a lot different if they meet in the WS anyway so there's nothing more than regular season bragging rights that won't tell us much at stake

Bourbon is making shit fire

>>149606372
They won two world series, they'll be fine.

>>149606458
>*

>>149606372
Lol no im here for the shitposts

>>149606418
We have Jiménez to replace Giménez

>>149606458
Stop posting that fox.

Just cause youre short and small doesn’t mean you can’t get caught stealing

Lessgo JV, let's get this first DUB

>>149606458
two whole world series??

>>149606458
>choked in 2018
>choked in 2019
>choked in 2020
>choked in 2021
>choked in 2023
>choked in 2024

>>149606478
but enough about 2020

>>149606100
great start to the series. olson couldn't come back soon enough

>>149606518
and how many of those world series did your team play in?

plot twist, 2020 doesn't count

>>149606372
You know ipacos are mad when they start posting this lmao

>>149606518
>face and hair bone dry
>I am drenched
huh, are coomers this dumb?

>>149606518
>drenched
>hair is dry

Wow just got back home and looks like Casparius shit the bed like his starts usually go.

>>149606530
>>149606521
>sameposting

doyerpacos seething kek

>>149606518
>she sweats baby oil
might want to get a doctor to look into that

>>149606518
I dont believe her. It looks like she puts some kind of oil on her chest

>>149606518
Why does her chest look like the surface of a basketball or football?

>>149606545
not as dumb as your impotent ass believing anyone is reading the text

>>149606484
She's just a silly old fox!

>>149606530
>choked in the easiest playoffs of all time
KEKAROO

>>149606372
>doyerpaco "don't mention every series as 'they treat this as their world series' challenge" (IMPOSSIBLE)

san diego mexican food > la mexican food

a bit of an abomination lol

https://vocaroo.com/12oup5aqmJLO

>>149605961
I dont want to brag but the burgers came out perfect.

>>149606613
this is the weirdest cope yet

>>149606615
fajitas is the best mexican dish I've had and it's from Texas

>>149606615
both pale in comparison to brownsville, tx

>>149606660
Good for you breh

What did you guys eat today?

>>149606372
>its our world series
>half our team is on the IL
seethe more

>>149606614
this is a poorly constructed sentence.

humiliation ritual?

>>149606610
It is morally right to push that fox down stairs. It is also morally right to trade for Mitch Garver.

>>149606701
why are pitchers always so fat?

>>149606660
My dad made the burgers today and they were dry as FUCK.

>>149606701
>stroman
>not on the astros

>>149606686
wht on earth would anyone willingly go there

>>149606615
>>149606686
El Paso actually, third safest city in the country

>>149606671
keep coping

>>149606731
>>149606686
for me, it's san antonio

>>149606692

airport breakfast, pussy, and mexican food. couple beverages mixed in

Teo what the fuck?

so sick of watching Teo in the of

Teoscar Shitnandez

>>149606764
don't you mean mexican pussy?

re-signing teoscar was a mistake

>Santander on the 60-day now

He might need surgery. His season could be over.

Based Teo, very cool

get teo out of RF, he has been an absolute disaster. he's not even producing enough offensively to make it worth it atp

>>149606743
>>149606671

>>149606764
Alcohol and fornication are bad for you

Gib Teo back plz

>>149606780
>>149606795
don't forget his may

>>149606764
got laid also? good for you.
>>149606780
I was on record saying so

>>149606776

i wish. haven't been out of the race since 2022

>>149606806
We have dibs

How tall is Altuve really? He looks like he's 5'4 at most.

>>149606696
you still understood what I said, kekysharty!

>>149606789
He got moved to make space for Estrada. But, it's not looking good. He wouldn't be eligible to return to the team until August.

>>149606799

checked

COOP

he's out but we'll get jobbed

I think the Dodgers SUCK!

>>149606294
SGV ABGs are top tier

>2 out stros
>look out doggies

>>149606764
based winky. hope you enjoyed your time in boston.

FAGGOTdgers need to sell at the deadline they wont make it past the NLCS like this

Alright Dave, now have Kike pitch and sub in Rushing, Kim, and Rojas LOL!!!

>>149606820
him and Vladdy go way back

Dodgers lose today but get the scripted W tomorrow to maximize Hololive slop profits.
THANKS MANFRED!

>doyers would rather plunk Padres players and pay for umps and deadballs against SD than start a bench clearing with Astros

Nootcing.....

>all the bad guys lost today
Happy 4th pf july

Doobie...

When is it Kike time?

>>149606822
Creo que es de mi altura el guey. Yo onions 169cm de raza pura de manlet ;_; pero aquí en Houston no me siento tan chaparro. Especialmente cuando me pongo mis botas.

>>149606899
They don’t want to fuck around with Cam on our side, dude’s built like an aircraft carrier

5 more innnings to go it's not over yet!

>>149606615
last time it was down there I got asada fries at some late night place, I asked paco for to crisp up the fries, "si, si" and sure enough soggy ass fries.

Where's that Doyers cunt that always posts his stupid vtuber slop in the thread? Did he run away with his tail tucked between his legs because the Doyers are going to get HEEMED tomorrow and his stupid fucking anime girl corporation is going to take the L? Maybe you dumb cunts should've scheduled it against your other favorite trash can instead, the Rockies

WHAT DOES HE DO?

kino Zelda theme

>>149606960
Holy fucking BASED.

Ohtani disgraceru

>Lance not freaking out with run support
he might actually do this

>>149606960
Don't run when it comes.

is it just me or is /mlb/ the most tolerable it's been in a long time?

it's a good day when stankees and doyers lose

jintsbros............

More like the Fraudgers.

>>149606719
that's too bad. I do mine on high heat for no more than a couple minutes each side.

This is a rebuilding game for the dodgers kek. Literally a meaningless game.

>>149607016
Pre-covid Lance is so back (until his next game when he shits the bed)

>>149607028
god he's so fat

>>149607027
You wanted Raffy. You got Raffy.

>Verlander is either getting a K or giving up a hit
Fuck this, I'm going to go goon to Rodrigo.

I’ll always hate the giants. Fuck yuppies.

>>149606933
>He's an aircraft carrier
Can someone who speaks Baseball Scout translate this?

no anime or slop posters. no dodgers win. coincidence?

THERE GOES MY BA
WATCH IT AS IT GOES
THERE GOES MY BA
IT'S ORDINAAAARRYYYYY

>>149606874

i really did. killer food, shockingly nice people, and only a few T delays. seeing ces absolutely fucking nuke a grand slam over da monstah didn't hurt either

>>149607033
>rebuilt game
>playing a team who has half their players as triple A callups

>>149606960
>winning a bullpen game is troonston's wild series
lol

>>149607070
imo that's what makes them so annoying. at least stankee aislop guy will post when the stankees are shitting the bed

>>149607063
Jose Espada said in an interview after he got traded that he was built like an aircraft carrier. It was funny so we just kinda went with it.

>>149607063
it's a racial thing, you wouldn't get it

>>149607077
The Dodgers have an insane amount of pitching injuries right now. If they manage to even make the playoffs, it would probably be considered one of the greatest stories in baseball history.

>>149607084
>their AAA players are lighting up the doyers mlb bullpen
I laff

>>149607112
don't peak at the astros IL or you will cry

They keep yelling “TOOOve” whenever he comes to the plate. I didn’t know so many Astros fans were at the game.

Who the FUCK is Sergio Alcantara

>>149607144
then you better not post tomorrow

>>149607112
>complaining about pitching injuries
>to the team with the league leading IL players
>having an entire top tier pitching rotation on the IL
kek

>>149607084
>every game the dodgers lose is a bullpen/rebuilding/resting game
You niggers are the worst losers and sorest winners, no wonder ICE is constantly parked outside your stadium because it's full of mentally retarded illegal brownoids who cannot comprehend being respectful.

>>149607112
Alright, time to put you on the bed. Cool it with the delusionism.

>that walk
we'll take it umpchads

Cam ROY campaign continues

Into the cuck chair you go, doggy doos :)

AIRCRAFT CARRIER SLAP

What's their problem?

Vinnie slap!

>>149607268
They are dodging wins lol

>be named walker
>walk
curious

>hbp run
Kike is pitching soon

>CWalk RBI on a HBP
kek

>>149607268
They're not playing the rockies or white sox

Brutal game, man. Can we just forfeit?

>astros have scored more runs against the doyers in 6 innings than they scored against the rockies in 3 games
oof

>starting the bean train to put more stros on the IL
a daring gambit

nah bro dodgers are losing on purpose

>>149607074
how was the grandstand? was the obstruction from the beam tolerable? I'll be there later this month and got grandstand seats on third base side for one of the games.
also where do you recommend for eats?

>>149607298
>easiest schedule in mlb

ROYALS!
ROYALS!
ROYALS!

>>149607304
Stros lost to the cockies yesterday tho

>>149607303
what do you think they're doing?

doyerpacos.... oh no!

>>149607309
gotta play towards october

Fundies BTFO

>>149607325
so the rock bottoms can beat them but the "best team in baseball" can't?

Holy kek

>>149607327
Those are Dodger fans

CARITINI SLAM

SECOND GRAND SLAM ON THE ROAD TRIP FOR CARROT MARTINI

Dodgers throw in the towel

OH MY KEK

it's over

WHEN THIS HOT DAY'S DONE
I'LL WALK ALONG
THROUGH LONG GREEN GRASS I'M COMING BACK
WHERE I BELONG

2017 called. They want the Dodgers payroll to trade their players for trash cans.

KEK DOYERPACOS

I was told this was a world series preview....god I hope not

>>149607346
They left at the start of the sixth

nah dodgers are doing this on purpose for entertainment purposes

Ahh you love to see it

FUCKING PULL VERLANDER ALREADY YOU GERIATRIC FUCK

>>149607360
fuck you

>>149607361
Kek

Well well well, what have we got here.
A bunch of doyers I see

it was 13-1!!!!

>>149607376
gotta beat the traffic, you just wouldn't understand

Keep laughing, ha ha very funny
You're beating up on a rebuilding team

>>149607316

yeah the obstruction wasn't really a huge deal. sam adams deck is cool if you feel like wandering a little bit during the game

the best bite i had was at a place called boston sail loft near the harbor, their lobster roll was fucking fantastic. also the family-owned sushi spot i went to, super fusion brookline, was some of the freshest i've ever had anywhere

dodgers win even when we lose they not like us

>doyers announcers are shitting on the diamondbacks right now since there's nothing to talk about here
oof

>>149607388
>lets see what's going on in the battle of the stockton canal
OH MY

going over to the neighbor's house to hang out
gg stros
see you tomorrow
happy 4th everyone

>>149607320
fuck bitches stack runs

dodgers are winning in spirit

>>149607388
another masterclass

DUBIE SLAP

dookie butts KEK

Sneks

dodgers still win even when we lose

Sell at the deadline

btw, this is the most runs the astros have scored all season...and the game isn't over, the INNING isn't over

>>149607320
Royals are the only team in the MLB without an extra base hit with the bases loaded this year

>>149607439
>>149607442
>>149607470

>>149607470
>>149607420
the bot is broken

Bob Melvin is a fucking fraud

>If you lose the game, you win.
>Justin "Dodgers 4 Life" Trudeau

Jake the Snake Ribby

dodgers still #1

your not

Reminder that 2020 never took place nor nevee happened. Manfred canceled the season.

>>149607526
my not what?

>>149607530
Literally me

midget fucks ya

ALTUVE DOES IT AGAIN
17-1

astros lose dodgers win

Astros just pulled a 2007 Patriots record.

chat is 20.65 ERA good

>>149607572
keep coping

My Jays aren't getting the AL top seed, are they?

lmao

>>149607416
thanks, will definitely hit up super fusion. had a lobster roll in NH last year and it wasn't my thing, but maybe I just went to the wrong place.

who ordered the humiliation ritual?

imagine striking out to Noah Davis

Doggie doos KEK!

I bet there's some way my Astros are cheating.
Doyerfans don't feel so bad.

dodgers still won

>crowd is asking them to end the game early so they can watch fireworks and go home
I LAFF

>>149607587
no, but you can keep down the stankees KEK

Doggie doos are on pace to win the GAPED QUEEN AWARD from the O's

>america day
>all the games are free
USA USA USA

2020 didn't exist

Happy 4th of July Everyone!
I got to see the Gwinnett Stripers win a close game against the St. Paul Saints and then a crazy good firework show.

>call up guy for a few days to face cheating team
>leave him in game to inflate ERA to triple digits
>send back down
cold blooded Roberts

>>149607622
wasn't free on appleTV

>was busy with chores
>come back and check the score 1-17
what the fuck happened

silver lining is that Noah Davis struck out the side :)

Happy fourth you filthy animals

if your a team like the dodgers you still win when you lose you losers wont understand

>giving up 10 earned runs in 1.1 innings

truly a shieldsian effort

>>149607650
Red meat is bad for you

>>149607595

the texture definitely isn't for everyone, i get it. but between that and the oysters i had downtown, i was in heaven

>>149607639
roberts is punting it.

>>149607653
Did you had a stroke?

>>149607641
>struck out the side
this does not look like a 1-2-3 inning to me

Also here is a photo of David Fletcher

>>149607650
Plastic cuttingboards are bad for you.

>>149607663
didnt know roberts was managing two teams

my korean goat's stats

Smoked some ribs. Doyers getting destroyed. Its a good July 4th.

>>149607650
why are you using a koozie indoors
>>149607671
struck out the side just means that all 3 outs are strikeouts (which isnt true here either, but still)

>>149607690
dodgers still win

>>149607674

holy shit i was at that game lmao

>>149607692
I didn’t cook indoors

>>149607700
Ok armando go drink another modelo

>>149607681
bullpen game, but enjoy it miguel

there cheating again

>>149607731
you should keep that phrase handy for tomorrow

>>149607714
>same drink while cooking and cutting
not gonna make it kid

should i instacart a steak from sprouts tonight for this fourth of july

>>149607735
>doyerpaco spelling

dodgers never lose

>>149607611
Yeah, still one run

MLB, help! the astros are cheating in dodger stadium!

I hope we sell at the deadline and reload to try again in 2027

no one cares doyerpaco

MLB, help! the astros are cheating in dodger stadium!

dodgers lost on purpose you losers dont understand

>>149607206
point and laugh KEK

>>149607746
it's almost midnight...

I really love this rivalry. You can feel the hate from both sides.

>>149607773
KEK

>>149607780
it is 8pm here ser

>>149607773
cheater team

>>149607773
doyerpaco posts that every thread, he's mind broken

why is doc using bullpen arms down 16 runs??

doyers explain yourselves

>>149607795
its all on purpose for entertainment today

>>149607795
probably means Banda likely wasn't in the plans for tomorrow

>>149607807
mexicans

>>149607807
we enjoy getting fucked by a superior, more masculine team

>>149607795
Ba'al demands sacrifices

>>149607807
dodgers losing on purpose its what the best teams do

happy america day /mlb/

>sending banda out there
dave? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID FUCK. JUST PUT KIKE ON THE FUCKING MOUND AND RUN UP THE COUNT UNTIL THE ASTROS GET TIRED. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SEND HIM OUT THERE WHEN THE BULLPEN IS AS FRAGILE AS IT IS?

>me choking Snitker's fat grandpa neck for keeping Ozuna in 4th when he should be after Allen
Poopoo peepee

Wow Teoscar went from All Star to washed real quick.

dodgers always win we won tonight too

>>149607795
*17 runs

Ruiz looks very smooth out there in the field

Lots of blowouts this season. Should a mercy rule be imposed after the seasons done?

>>149607789
but enough about the dodgers

>18-1
Did the Astros just give them a handicap run because they felt bad?

so when do the beanballs start? benchclearings? No? 17 runs and nothing? Pathetic.

MAJOR GAPAGE IN CHAVEZ RAVINE

>>149607856
lotta season left. the bat will get hot at some point. that defense is always gonna suck.

>>149607880
2-1 until the casparius masterclass mental collapse

>>149607849
I can't tell if this is ironic or not at this point

>>149607848
Now someone post the same shit but from erewhon

dodgerbros... these astros are just too good. they might be the greatest baseball team ever assembled. I honestly don't know how our franchise will ever recover.

muting this shit song

>>149607781
I think the Dodgers seem like cool bros. We are cheaters after all.

so what does he even do?

>>149607898
nah bro dodgers still won astros are cheaters

paco is so mind broken tonight, it's glorius

>>149607913
Ur mum lel

>>149607886
thats rough

>>149607914
>>149607912
sameposter, btw

I think I’m gonna take my BUSSY down to Chavez ravine for an angry pounding!

>>149607919
only mindbroken one is you dodgers win even when we lose

>>149607912
>being gay is le bad
I'm glad you're finally coming around

paco is so mind broken tonight, it's glorius

>>149607931
no one in LA is gay

>>149607937
yeah being gay is bad

>18-1
AHAHAHAHA HOW DOGSHIT ARE THE DODGERS

>>149607892
jesus christ, are you a poodrepaco? try again.

>doyers
Man i kinda like this /mlb/

>>149607932
You’re gonna be wearing a straight jacket saying this to a rubber wall when they get btfo in the NLDS again as is tradition lmao

>>149607937
PREACH

grim

>>149607941
>steak
>steak japan

>>149607941
LA needs to be glassed

>>149607941
there's no chance in hell that's real wagyu

Dodgers not even going to try and chimp out? Not even a little bit? Soft-ass club fr

>1 dodger loss is everyone else's world series
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Doyerpaco Astromiguel bowl

>>149607960
lol

>toying with the doyers so much they put in George from Seinfeld
kek

>>149607965
their announcers have just given up talking altogether

>>149607944
>being gay is bad
yeah, badASS!

>>149607954
we gonna win WS

>>149607957
we still won tonight dodgers never lose

Does ketel Marte chew tobacco it looks like it

>>149607964
probably not, but it is cheaper on the their own website and a couple more options

>>149607966
>you can’t make fun of my team for getting their assholes obliterated
Kek holy pacopé!

>>149607965
chimp out about what? you're not going to change your plans for the next 2 games. you have to play out the string.

Houston White Countrychads>Los Transgeles Trannycummie skins
Houston Vaquero Mexichads>Los Spickgeles choshits
Houston Swangin n bangin Blacks> Los WeWuz Niggernoggers

>check MLB scores
>Astros 18
>Dodgers 1

>we DFAed Weems because he lost us the game against the Rockies
deserved

is this really the best team the NL has to offer?

>>149607967
>he nods each time he eats
AWWWW YEAAAAA

>>149607967
Man that full english looks so good right now

At least Astros have Orbit. What do the Dodgers have?

By the way, Joe Davis said one of the Astro players uses the Dodgers to "get right."

Get this faggot off the broadcast crew. If he's too big time and has to be unbiased for us now then he can leave and wait for the postseason.

>>149608010
you'll see tomorrow

>>149607944
>no one in LA is gay
Bro??

>>149607990
keep crying bitch dodgers still win

imagine how good it must feel to own the best record in baseball if all the also rans are so happy :)

fundies thought that was a homerun

>>149608010
those multiracial people costumes

>>149608011
being a homer broadcaster is good, but being a super homer broadcaster is terrible and very cringe. it is okay to be unbiased.

>>149607996
I like this one

SINGLETANI!

Lets get this shit straight, its really
>houston mexicans
vs
>los angeles mexicans
ITT

>>149608010
Swag

>>149608011
do you not know about Christian Walker?

>>149608033
chicanos dying out

lmao enjoy your world series dodgers still win and we stay winning

>>149608013
fake

>>149608034
There's zesty mexicans now?

>>149608011
>Fundies actually believe this
>>149608019
>Fundies also actually believe this
oh yea now I remember why everyone hates them

sick catching gear Freddie

>>149608050
>now

>>149608033
Chicanos and Tejanos hate each other

don't let this fluke game distract from the fact the trashcans lost to the literal worst team in baseball yesterday

dodgers losing on purpose you wont understand because your not the best

>>149608011
>Fundies actually believe this
>>149608019.
>Fundies also actually believe this
oh yea now I remember why everyone hates them

ahh yes the mound, that's the issue

>>149608068
Didn’t you guys play the White Sox though lmao

>>149608033
I hate that most of our bad stereotypes come mostly from califags except takuaches that’s on us and I’m very sorry for it.

>>149608081
astros fucking cheated again

>>149608074
would.

>>149608079
seething pacopé lmao

>>149608094
same as it ever was

>>149608033
Wrong, former mexicans fought and died with the whites against the mexican military to make is an independent country. We call them Tejanos here. Remember the Alamo

>>149608067
We have paisas in the Central Valley.

my doggie doos :(

>>149608091
>takuaches
It’s funny because it’s true

>>149608079 (You)
seething pacopé lmao

>>149608067
>Tejanos
Literally the most cringe group of latinos in existence. They lean right heavy despite the Texas government hating them. Tejanos were subject to illegal deportations in operation wetback despite many of them being U.S. citizens.

>>149607996
trvke

>>149608117
look at you seethe

>>149608116
It's time.

>doyers thought that was the third out
oof

Doyers soijak posting cause they can’t beta a team with a winning record lmao I love it. Do my post next!!

It's time.

>>149608068
it was a rebuild game

>>149608117
>Texas hates Tejanos
Couldn’t be more wrong. They hate illegals just as much as we do.

Yearly reminder that the Dodgers and Yankees are still the most hated and most despised baseball teams of all time. Not because of their payrolls, but because that they both faced too repetitively at the World Series for muh cult following dogshit. I'm so glad they both lost on a very important holiday in America.

alright dodgerchads we got this

>>149608085
we BEAT the white sox, swept them in fact. can you say the same about your team?

>>149608108
What is a paisa?

Thanks Astros, you always had cool uniforms! I will visit your ballpark one day....

Jenny Cavnar said the ball off the wall was gone. Why does Fisher torture A's fans with her?

>>149608148
you wouldn't understand toid

>>149608117
>Literally the most cringe group of latinos in existence. They lean right heavy despite the Texas government hating them. Tejanos were subject to illegal deportations in operation wetback despite many of them being U.S. citizens.
You sound like a faggot my dude.

Poodre bros, we're only 8 gb after tonight. Happy Independence day bros!

>>149608067
the texas beaners seem beanerer.

>>149608156
Don't tell me your homo ass lives here. I thought you were some fat browncel faggot down in LA.

>>149608149
Thank you anon, the juice(ice) box is a fun place with a train

>>149608145
yea actually.

>>149608148
Paisano
Like, countrymen or comrade

Mexican Americans call those who are "too Mexican" paisas

why is it 60%-40% A's fans? it's proving mlb's point about bay area people naturally just becoming giants fans.

>>149608148
a beaner so so beanery that even beaners call them beaners.

>>149608033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YGjXEXjFs
Houston Mexicans

dodgers win

This is 9/11 for the Doyerpacos

chicanos, tejanos, latinx, I don't give a fuck deport them all

>>149608200
that's not nice

>>149608166
Forgot the video. It’s very cringey so I should warn you
https://youtu.be/QrH_cPby2Ug

>>149608187
Huh, I've been in the central valley my whole life and haven't heard that one.

>>149608165
It's a a miracle that we're still in the wildcard spot, they definitely gotta make a trade for some bats ASAP. If this team had slut and good offense, Tatis Jr not being a mopey player, we prob would be breathing behind doyers neck rn

COMEBACK STARTS NOW!

>>149608198
More like the Super Bowl 2008 for the pacos lmao

>>149608200
they have the most annoying english language accent of all time. for the accent alone, they've got to go back. they say "theeeeeeeeeeeeeing" instead of "thing". deport.

>>149608165
we'll be 3 games back by Monday, thank you trashpandas

>>149608185
>we win even when we lose!
>this is your World Series!
>also rans m!
>*posts soijaks*

>>149608200
shut up ‘toid. focus on your birth rates

>>149608222
what flyover team do you support?

>Nick Kurtz
he's gotta be based, right

>>149608165
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149608187
This
>>149608193
but more often than not THIS

>>149608228
Montreal Expos

>>149608233
Happy Independence Day also ran :)

>>149608185
this isn't even the first blowout we've been on the receiving end of this season.

>>149608228
The savannah bananas

Nu
>>149608256

>>149608210
It's a Mexican on Mexican type of racism. What's sad is that ppl that do this are the first ones to cry about whites being racist towards Mexicans even though they do the same shit.
t. I'm a chi

>>149608248
>empty stadium
FAGGOTdgers kek!!!

wait for it, paco will post the 2017 picture

>>149608210
If you've ever been at a Walmart in Visalia, Tulare, or anywhere between Fresno and Bakersfield and near a critical mass of Mexicans you may have heard the phrase:
>'Pos Orale Paisa!!

>>149608296
I live near Visalia but I only know mexicans that don't speak spanish except to their parents so maybe that's why.

>>149606100
Being a tribe fan is suffering this year.