Thread 149609333

New KWABOTY

Kek
again?

>>149609352
'fraid so

>>149609333 (OP)
at least he didnt flip the fuck out this time so progress i suppose

>>149609333 (OP)
the nord FEARS the Dravidian

>>149609333 (OP)
>jeets constantly ridiculed for being shitty at everything
>this chess match should stop that
LOL NOPE

>>149609919
>Country in literal shambles
>Invest 100s of millions of Zelda money on children’s board game
GLOBAL POWER SAAR

>>149609333 (OP)
how can he check?

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Tony
Wait, wrong board

>>149609333 (OP)
is this the start of carlsen's decline?

>>149610175
What is up with that, I keep seing mentions of it but I don't into /pw/, so what's the qrd ?

>>149609333 (OP)
No wonder he refuses to play the world chess championship, he's afraid of getting exposed

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>>149609368
>slam
>indian looks at him to see what happened
>notices he's angry
>looks submissively down to avoid his eyes
>shakes hand and again looks away
>immediately leaves table to put distance between them
yeah magnus won this debate

Did the jeet, dare I say, redeem the king?

>>149609333 (OP)
Fagnus should accuse him of cheating as he usually does when someone embarrasses him

Their kids are also good at spelling bees.

>>149610456
I have no idea either but I just like saying it

>>149610456
Tony Khan is the runaway favourite for the KWABOTY, and he's won it at least three years in a row. Frankly he can not be topped and the council is debating renaming it the Tony Khan KWABOTY of the year Award

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Mbappe

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Internazionale

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Sinner

>>149612783
karl jobst is kwaboty

>>149612198
Shame they only learn how to spell things, not how to pronounce them.

>>149613109
for the drama of the award presentation I'd love for that to be true but it's still tony unfortunately

>>149610456
it's /pw/ console war faggotry. stay away

>>149613910
>console war
couldn't be further from the truth, tony being the clear cut KWABOTY year in and year out is what brings us all together, doesn't matter what your skin colour, where you're from, nothing matters

>KWABOTY?
still tony
>KWABOTY?
still tony
>KWABOTY?
still tony

Still Boca

still spinx

>>149610016
Vat is this

>>149614416
>he's not making his fortune in the fields of Hyrule
KWAB

chess is boring trash and everyone involved is a faggot.

hm

>>149609333 (OP)
LMAO

>>149622687
>blitzbabby

>>149609368
KWAB

>>149609333 (OP)
F

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Tony

>>149610456
It’s best not to get into it but just be rest assured that it is indeed still Tony

>>149622867
With those eyes Gukesh can quite literally play 4d chess

>>149610175
It’s true on any board hermano

>>149613969
kind of like /mug/ on /sp/

>>149622867
>mission 0%
>comes from and represents an oil country
Amazing.

>>149612192
You can very easily cheat at chess in 2025
For example stick a peanut sized wireless vibrator up your ass and you send data via squeezing it and you receive best moves via microvibrations
There was a video about this on /diy/

>>149610456
its a bunch of drones posting this forced meme
Vince McMahon is the true KWABOTY

>>149609333 (OP)
Gukesh hit a sub-2600 blitz rating and dropped out of the top 100 with his 1.5/9 score yesterday
Has to be one of the weakest performances in history from a reigning World Champion in any format

>>149609333 (OP)
Sir

Magnus Cuckitini

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Sinner

It's like Norway Chess all over again. They say Carlsen is washed and Gukesh and India will take over. Then the actual result at the tournament comes out and all those noisy guys are suddenly no where to be found.

>>149609368
haha

>>149611742
more like
>inmediately starts sniffing the hand he used to shake magnus

>>149645402
Lol

such a brutal blackpill to hear Magnus saying his brain isn't capable of thinking as fast as before. the guy is in his mid 30s.

>>149656181
When you are above 30, you're already an old man. That's why this place is so grouchy coz the average poster on 4chan is now above 30.

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Manure

>>149610456
He owns various teams that always lose, like the Jacksonville Jaguars, and he set up his own wrestling company, and that failed too, and he always acts like a bitch and throws tantrums when things don’t go his way. Also, most /sp/ posters only follow one sport so it’s quite easy for people to astroturf this one guy’s repeated failures.

>>149660936
Tied between Inter and OL

Chess has to be one of the weirdest things to care about. It is just not interesting at all. These guys become GMs by memorizing moves, nothing to do with being smart or real time problem solving. It's a fraudulent way to appear smart to the shit munchers, which is probably why it's so popular to Indians.

>>149609333 (OP)
still Tony, 'fraid so

>>149661398
Its still needs skill after a position becomes new, but if you spend you whole life seeing those patterns becomes easy, the difference between top 10 and top 1000 is the speed they see things

>>149661398
Desu you still have prodigies that can get to 2000 rating at the age of 9 after they started playing just a few years prior. You're joking if you think anyone could do that.

>>149609333 (OP)
Stihl Chainsaw

>>149609333 (OP)
nah I'm afraid it's still Tony R Con

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Prigozhin

>>149609333 (OP)
Still Vince.

>>149664579
that's called having autism
t. chess player until the age of 12