Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 1
Lille Métropole - Lille Métropole
184.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-1/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / Czech TV / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / SRG SSR
13:00 CET

Previous thread:
>>149582516

>>149610165 (OP)
>Current and upcoming races
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

experience what it's like to be a horror of the race

>>149610217
team presentation should be done like this
less breakdancing more naked cyclists

>>149610217
achievable natty?

what awaits us in these three weeks

made a last minute radical adjustments. I'm ready to crash and burn

>>149610283
Stage 12, 13, 14 will probably decide the Tour. And no GC action before that (unless you count the TT).

dial is too busy and the bike looks stupid
should have done a tdf edition of the prx

Heatwaves are not allowed near the Tour

whats the site of the french tv broadcast again

>>149610217
>the virgins doped frauds at 5% body fatt
>the Chad CLEAN watt monster at a healthy weight

>>149610550
literally france.tv

>>149610550
France dot tv

>>149610572
>>149610579
last year there was the broadcasting companys official stream. just need a french vpn and to sign up, 1080p no lag. cant remember the name

>>149610642
That's the one, it's the website to French national broadcaster that does the tour

>>149610198
What meals shall the Shimano car dine on in this TdF?

unless Kirby is on it's Páidí and Pádraic on commentary for me

>>149610724
what's ciclismo called in gaelic?
>inb4 Txirrindularitza

>>149610743
rothaíocht

hello berts

>>149610283
14, 16, 18 and 19 are gonna be fun, 10 and 15 as well.

>>149610283
etappe 18 will be awesome

Personally I'm looking forward the puncher stages. Mountain stage we know how it's going to end

>>149610217
visma biolab mutants

>>149610876
jonaswinslol

>>149610165 (OP)
>pogiwinslol
exciting day ahead

>>149610945
We will get echelons today

Reckon Wout will sprint today? He could take yellow tomorrow and keep it for quite long after the ITT as well
>inb4 Visma doesnt want the yellow jersey

>>149611005
I think the main focus of the team will be on keeping Jonas safe. He might be able to do the punchy sprints later this week

>>149611005
Depends on the race innit he will be chained to the fishman till 3km to go

S E P P
E
P
P

>>149610963

>>149611053
Why Tom eyeing him like that

>>149611038
There are 6 other riders who can do that, this tour start is literally made for Wout

>>149611124
We both know it's not how they operate

Watching netflix season 3 while I wait

>>149611274
name?

>>149611124
This aint 2021 anymore, Woutje is not winning any mass sprints

CHECKED IN

>>149610198
I like blue frames

Wout redemption arc inbound

Hey folks!!!!
Finally, it's time. The Tour is here.
I'm looking forward to some supreme shitposting with you.

I really like you folks and i had this idea, hear me out.
How about we all get together this year and do a /cyc/ meet up at one of the stages this year?
What do you say? Cycling enthusiasts go camping together, enjoy nature and have a blast.
I have two tents and a van with which i can haul massive supplies. By supplies i mean mostly beer but i can get my hands in some weed it people want this but no pressure. The most important thing is that we are together and have fun.

What do you say Bros?
LET'S GO CAMPING!!!!!!

>>149611519
Will you be up ventoux + do you have a bat? I have an compelling offer you cannot refuse

>>149610283
>9 stages of flatslop

>>149611519
wonderful idea

>>149611519
I'm in, but it is a bit of a short notice though

flat stages are a retvrn to tradition
It's how the Tour was originally supposed to be.

>>149611650
Certainly leaves something for the non climbers to enjoy themselves on rather than just dying the entire tour

>>149611519
>He still hasn't been cought

>>149611681
>pog
>pog
>fishboy
>fishboy
>pog
well, the pattern is very clear at this point

>>149611519
Impossible to know by now if this is still the actual murderer or German IP pasta

>>149611519
Weren't you in prison for eating people or something

Skjelmose or Nys?

gm, time to peacock

It's days like today you really miss having GCN, Brent Bookwalter and Tejay Van Garderen are woeful analysts

>>149611912
No

>>149611912
Yes

Which broadcast has legend of the sport Phil Liggett?

>>149611912
Nys won't do shit. Every stage which would suit him will have the big boys fighting it out

Cycling fantasy commentators

>Jose Been
>Adam Blythe
>Jez Cox
>Pippa York

Is this the worst English commentary line up possible?

AND SO IT BEGINS
hope no bs nigger stage wins this year, god bless

W24T's knee gore full screen when???

Combined Norwegian and Danish broadcast on Eurosport, this best not be the case for stage commentary

stage 10 is the first mountain stage? are you fucking kidding me?

and we live with the pre-show

Anybody watching the tour de France Hommes sans zwift today

blessed tour is back :))

Matthews in the studio

>flat sprint bullshit '''stage''''
dropped

>>149612252
its over

>>149612243
>>149612252
how do you get this? discoery + doesnt show it for me only the main feed

>>149612252

>>149612264
it's TNT segment

>>149612277
how do I get it

>>149612280
IPTV is my guess

>>149612280
https://daddylivehd1.my/live/stream-31.php

c’est parti

IM READY

Anton Schiffer of Bike AIDS won

HERE WE GO

Every year I kind of tell myself in this contrarian, elitist tone that I'm not more excited for the le tour than any other race, that I'd rather watch some kermiskoers, or that the vuelta can have more exciting racing, bla bla bla. But I am excited and I do look forward to shots of guys playing chess on top of crags and I do listen to the move after each stage.

>>>149597124
Why is the roadbook not publicly available

>>149610502
There's just no artistry. It is busy but at the same time lifeless, flat, ugly; like something found in a gift shop by a no name brand. You're right, yellow dial PRX would have been great. Also I absolutely disgust the date wheel tucked between 4 and 5 on any watch.

>>149611650
This I kind of like the vibe for starting the tour with sprint stages, or a prologue

>>149610490
GC action will come in the first week. Pog can't contain himself. Plus the ITT (Remco in yellow).

>>149611407
Unironic nice bike.

>>149610217
>pros in charge of not looking homoerotic challenge
>impossible

>>149612243
Incredible.

>>149612252
Can these slobs just wear a suit once.

Ron Rooni unfrauded

>>149611407
This bike looks better than any bike ridden this year at the tour. But you can't even buy it anymore origine has moved on to uglier model

>>149612267
You're on TV you dolt look the part and put on a suit

a second ceremony had hit the grand depart

Can't even park my car next to my house because of this trash

omg we're off!

Did I miss any dancing today?

>>149612430
GET ROCKED

Last minute change of team...

>>149612430
Your entire country is there to entertain rich people

AUX ARMES CITOYENS
FORMEZ VOS BATAILLONS
MARCHONS OUI MARCHONS
QU'UN SANG IMPUR
ABREEUVE NOS SILLONS
SILLONS OUI OUI

>>149612430
kek pwnd

you are only allowed watch the race if you went for a ride yourself. they're the rules

Jonas wearing the silly nose glasses.

Jonas and Tadej already discussing how to maximise manlet rage.

cute

>>149612498
They look good on him (an alien).

who will try for the mountain points today

>>149612498
Those are special fish glasses

>Biniam Girmay
it's over

they are currently averaging the slowest ever tour de france

Copping this?

vive le go go tour pog

>>149612600
slick

>got a fucking ad on MAX

>>149612600
I like this

Wow Jose de cauwer his daughter died from cancer, how sad

>>149612710
looks like someone doodled with ball pen on it

Crosswinds confirmed. This is not a drill

Did anyone get the Skoda ad with Hinault?

>>149612312
BASED
I feared he might be washed after yesterday

Post'em

and we go

so they even ahve diferenct commentators on eurosport and tnt now, fucking retards

lol is that it? break gone already

Dubs and Roglic crashes out 1st stage

>Thomas
surely he doesn't do it day 1

>>149612797
it's been like this all year

>>149612807
le KOM man

>first attempt at a breakaway gets away

tour de france is so boring. when's the next Giro?

RETIRE ALREADY SEAN KELLY YOU FUCK

>>149612782
I'm back for the TdF
Risking it all by going pogi and jonasfree

Also I didn't spend all my points, but that's mostly because of the climber split being awkward. But it's only 2 remaining points so meh.

wow what a shit break

>>149612848
i think hes kinda cute rambling

Jonas already wheelsucking Pogi so hard he sneaked in on the NCs/WC

>>149612848
well..........nooooooo..........errrmmmmm

>>149612857
Forgot my image because I had to wait 2 minutes to post

ugly-ass bike

literal super team

At least Total got a rider in the break.

>>149612888
fun team
I went boring cowardly team

I need a sean + lemond le tour duo. simple as

wasnt even sure about taking one big sprinter, why the fuck do you all have two

American champion among polderbullies

>>149612933
that's the meta

>>149612944
no its not

Wout bloatmaxxing

>>149612937
>no martin

>33 km/h
>casually chatting
slurpage

FUCK W*UT

>>149612954
uhm have you looked at the parcours

>>149611519
no acid this time, rape bert? kek

>>149612937

>>149612933
Sprinters were pretty cheap this year compared to GC riders. For example, I'm more confident in Merlier bringing in the points than in Mas.

>>149612985
yeah there's only four sprints you fucking retard

>blackfacemurican at the front
When will this ever stop? we need more free palestine and Gretas glued to the road protests

>>149612933
2 sprinters has always been the winning meta for GT teams

westoid companies are donezo
china is producing the best wheels and frames now

>>149612973
I thought he was not gonna be there

Soon

,

>>149613033
I will not race 100km/h down a mountain on chink gear

nice info cards

the echelons? a lie

who is this cringe Lidl rider btw?

>>149613047
What mountain?

>>149613052
they always are
a dream, a whisper

>>149613036
BAUDIN PAS NORMAL

>>149612929
Hey you stole my secret pick

>>149613059
The sky mountain
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himmelbjerget

>>149613056
you mean rad Lidl rider (it's Simmons)

>>149613033
>bikeblogging during the tour

>>149613036
The rest is all W*ut van A*rt

Haha, haven't been on a road for over 7 months now.

charleroiesque

Nice pile of dirt

>>149613077
>Himmelbjerget ("The Sky Mountain" or "The Mountain of Heaven") is a hilI
>a hill
>147m
I-i take it back, sorry danebert

>>149613006
1, 3, 8, 9, 11, possibly 15, 17
That's 6 or 7 sprint wins, so 1/3rd of the stages, retard American

who is that "german" mutt?

>>149613078
Wasting such a nice puncher on an useless task

>>149613078

>>149613006
I count six at the very worst you mouthbreathing amerilard

any renegades wearing non white shoes?

>>149613099
hahahaa scrub
I've not been on a bike for a year I don't even put the front wheel on my road bike lmfao

>299

>Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe can score their 300th professional victory in its history.

>>149613033
what groupset did you put on your er one and what was the total price of that bike?

I considered all 5 riders in the break but didn't pick any of them

is a windwave worse than a heatwave? tired of this shit

>>149613155
you spelled retards wrong bro

>no more KWABschke

>>149613214
they will come back in fashion eventually. like every wears baggy clothes now. looks retarded to me

blue shoes on Vercher

>AI slop adbreaks

>>149613230
I'm a big fan of Shimano blue myself

>>149613156
What cardio you do instead?

For me it's running

watching for the first time, not really sure what to look for but it's comfy

>>149613247
probably nothing will happen in this stage until the sprint at the end
but it's comfy just having it on in the background

>>149613262
indeed, I missed tdf a lot

>>149613245

>>149613278

>>149613078
WTF this isn't aero!

>>149613278
>>149613283
Yeah, didn't read the whole post.

But damn, only indoor biking, that's disgusting.

>>149613245
I walk (not up hills to get raped by anon Germans)
Go to climbing gym.
Walk to climbing gym.

>>149613247
Look for thid

>>149613311
Hi Zach

>>149613332
clean it up jannies

Probably genuinely a top 10 team

who doro here

>>149613332
Bert strikes again!

first day and the commentator is already insufferable

inshallah
66k dead canadians

>>149613335
'no'
I'm a brick edge and onwards lifer, I can't give it up.

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
picks


69 Tadej Pogačar
33 Mathieu Van Der Poel
33 Tim Merlier
32 Remco Evenepoel
29 Oscar Onley
25 Kévin Vauquelin
23 Julian Alaphilippe
21 Florian Lipowitz
19 Jonathan Milan
19 João Almeida
19 Iván Romeo
17 Ben Healy
16 Jonas Vingegaard
16 Santiago Buitrago
15 Harry Sweeny
15 Louis Barré
13 Jasper Philipsen
11 Wout Van Aert
11 Romain Grégoire
10 Clément Champoussin
10 Lenny Martinez
9 Magnus Cort
9 Mauro Schmid
8 Mattias Skjelmose
8 Felix Gall
8 Guillaume Martin
8 Biniam Girmay
7 Neilson Powless
7 Jordi Meeus
7 Quinn Simmons
7 Primož Roglič
6 Michael Storer
6 Axel Laurance
6 Ben O'Connor
5 Pavel Sivakov
5 Fred Wright
5 Filippo Ganna
5 Bruno Armirail
5 Lennert Van Eetvelt
5 Mathis Le Berre
5 Bastien Tronchon
4 Emilien Jeannière
4 Edward Theuns
4 Tobias Halland Johannessen
4 Jhonatan Narváez
4 Marc Soler
4 Joseph Blackmore
4 Alex Baudin
4 Thibau Nys
4 Jonas Abrahamsen
3 Thomas Gachignard
3 Lewis Askey
3 Georg Zimmermann
3 Marco Haller
3 Carlos Rodríguez
3 Emanuel Buchmann
3 Sepp Kuss
3 Simon Yates
3 Bryan Coquard
3 Pablo Castrillo
2 Matteo Jorgenson
2 Robert Stannard
2 Alex Aranburu
2 Bert Van Lerberghe
2 Enric Mas
2 Davide Ballerini
2 Phil Bauhaus
2 Victor Campenaerts
2 Frank Van Den Broek
2 Tobias Lund Andresen
2 Thymen Arensman
2 Mathieu Burgaudeau
2 Tim Wellens
2 Nils Politt
2 Kasper Asgreen
2 Adam Yates
2 Cees Bol

>>149613391
we have awesome chill commentators in poland, thank god

Enforced commercials via HBOMAX/eurosport this year, may be forced to TV2 after all

1 Vincenzo Albanese
1 JULIEN BERNARD
1 Connor Swift
1 Mick Van Dijke
1 Aurélien Paret-Peintre
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Warren Barguil
1 MAGNUS SHEFFIELD
1 JAVIER ROMO
1 Maximilian Schachmann
1 Andreas Leknessund
1 Søren Wærenskjold
1 Silvan Dillier
1 Steff Cras
1 Callum Scotson
1 Quentin Pacher
1 Stefan Bissegger
1 Samuel Watson
1 Alberto Dainese
1 Simone Velasco
1 Arnaud Démare
1 Laurence Pithie
1 STEFAN KÜNG
1 Cyril Barthe
1 Harold Tejada
1 Geraint Thomas
1 Tobias Foss
1 Aleksandr Vlasov
1 Matis Louvel
1 Luke Durbridge
1 Pascal Ackermann
1 Pascal Eenkhoorn
1 Sébastien Grignard

Axelman has spoken
nothing will happen

>>149612782
ALLAHflip me into the sun

2 ======

28 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel
28 Tadej Pogačar Tim Merlier
25 Tadej Pogačar Oscar Onley
25 Tadej Pogačar Kévin Vauquelin
25 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel

3 ======

14 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Merlier
14 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Kévin Vauquelin
13 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Oscar Onley
11 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Julian Alaphilippe
11 Tadej Pogačar Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe
11 Tadej Pogačar Tim Merlier Kévin Vauquelin

4 ======

8 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Merlier Kévin Vauquelin
7 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Merlier Julian Alaphilippe
7 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe
7 Tadej Pogačar Tim Merlier Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe

5 ======

6 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Merlier Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe

6 ======

3 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Merlier Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe Iván Romeo
3 Tadej Pogačar Tim Merlier Remco Evenepoel Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe Iván Romeo
3 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Tim Merlier Remco Evenepoel Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe
3 Tadej Pogačar Tim Merlier Remco Evenepoel Oscar Onley Kévin Vauquelin Julian Alaphilippe

7 ======

>a lot of 2s

>8 ======

2 Tadej Pogačar Mathieu Van Der Poel Kévin Vauquelin Ben Healy Jonas Vingegaard Harry Sweeny Louis Barré Emilien Jeannière
>La bande de copains
>Marq Qwabendish

good pacing from Thomas as the idiots burned matches

Who won between 1999-2006?

>>149613467
What is this rider pick sum about?

>>149613467
huh, my team is kinda boring after all

>>149613344

Benjamin Thomas with the cosnefroy award

>>149613482
the higher the score, the less original is the team

POG SWEEP

French nationalism cancelled by shimano car

DNF POGACAR

>>149613482
the higher, the more often your riders were picked by others

wouldn't it make more sense for that simmons guy to take a break, alpecin seem in a panic they will take over gladly

>>149613416
Yeah anglo casting is the worst

skelly moose dropped

roglic chute when?

>>149613548
Tomorrow

>>149613410
>they fell for the allahflip meme

Do riders still hate visma in the peloton or do they mostly have sympathy now

>>149613548
montmartre

GANNA DOWN

CHUTE

and we got first chute

NOOOO GANNA

Italian stallion about to beat up someone

>grande ... KWAB

>>149613548
Just as you start to think it won't happen again this time

Chute Ganna

looks bad

>>149613616
Oh no... not Sean FLYNN

>>149613424
Closing the stream and starting it again removes the ad, so probably a bug

>>149613531
Misspelled "doped"

>>149613531
He is using the Ciccone strategy of losing 20 minutes then gaining them back in a break and get 9th overall>>149613529

so whats the wind situation

Nice mountains

>>149613616
completely obscured by trees

>>149613548
SOON

Stefan on his knees

BISSEGER DOWN

Bisseger chute

>the chutes are starting
god please let the next be Pogimerda

Thank you mister chair man

Nys bike change

>>149613677
It's getting good

>>149613703
Vingegaard? More like Vingegored, or Vingegone.

>>149613703
Based moderate

pretty exciting for a first etape

I fucking hate Peacock

The motorbike jury stalking Ganna after he crashed while letting Nys drafting as much as he wants after a bike change, blatant italophobia right here

>>149613777
TOTAL

>>149613703
Only these bad boys can chute Pogi

>Hi everyone who is now experiencing ads on the Tour de France feed.
>Our live sports and live channels will have a limited number of ads regardless of subscription. With a standard or premium subscription you can watch series and movies without ads, but live channels and live sports may contain ads.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
also getting rid of the adds is so easy just refresh the feed lol

Just tuned in why are they riding like feral dogs

>>149613804
imagine not having state sponsored ad free tour tv top tier guest country stuff

>>149613814
echelons coming up probably everyone wants to be in front

>>149613822
State sponsored tv is only for grooming and subversion, not entertainment

>>149613814
wind and shiiiieet

>>149613822
They are spending money on fucking Wimbledon instead...

I'm off to the Piscine extérieure.

>>149613842
grim we don’t have tennis people anymore luckily

>>149613814
a lot of open roads coming up. wind maybe more of a factor in a moment, also gets a little more narrow, they will be leaving this main road after this town

The lack of french anons ITT is deafening btw

>>149613814
gotta test that new ketone regime

>>149613804
just wrote support and had the sub cancelled and refunded within five minutes.
Off to tv2 I go

>>149613866
Black people cant ride biked

>>149613878
They sure do steal a lot of them though

This is so nervous lol someone dies today

>>149613890
they sell em for crack duh

why dont they just wait until the finish and then ride towards the front to win?

what's a good place?

WHY IS POGI ALONE UAE Team is fucking useless tactically

just as i predicited Pogi gonna giga slurp Jonas wheel these 10 days

>>149613900
The CIA owes me a bike

>tiz shitting the bed after a really good classics season
>today is good with a VPN but i'm using a shitty browser one
I don't want to pay to suffer through bob faggot roll, why did paul sherwin have to die

Lipowitz dropped

>>149613936
it‘s over

>>149613936
He's chasing back after a crevaison.

Pogi wondering why they did not bring Bjerg

>>149613934
https://daddylivehd1.my/live/stream-31.php

>sprint stage
>sprinter teams don't even have to work

>>149613936
PPATTS

>>149613914
The arabs dont care, they know the doped up to the gills Balrog is still in zone 0,5 with or without a team

SUPER PIPPO IS BACK

Lipogoat gonna lose his GC today lol

>>149613946

>>149613887
Kino bike

>Lenny

>>149613957
okay i will trust the plan still how is possible that not even 100km into the tour he gets no support at the first critical situation

>>149613958
Magrini is crazy kek.

>>149613905
peloton is group/mob dynamics at its finest. you can never fully predict what will happen, at any time all it takes is one guy with a fine idea, and it all breaks apart

>Bordure ?
Échelon !

Peloton in collective tramadol psychosis

>Jens Voight on the bike

Pogi looking mad lol

Lippo is so fucked lol

>>149613973
Love him simple as

Lipo out today, Roglic before first rest day.
Jordi "Copenhagen Sprint winner" Meeus gonna have to save Bora again

nobody helping lipowitz, RBH is retarded

>still 106km left

As always im reminded how velogames is more about avoiding certain riders than picking the best peformers

>>149614034
They’re too stretched for an extra guy for Lipo can’t leave Rogla can’t leave a shot for yellow with Meeus

>>149614034
Were in the age beyond teams

>>149614034
always has been, Red Bull choose the wrong team to throw money at. They have achieved nothing without Roglic who is to crash prone

Opi-Omi chute brutale soon
i can smell it

100k to go. Tired peloton.
Sounds like an easy win for ASSgren

>>149614048
We can only hope

Allah dood
pickers malding

>>149614069
who the fuck picks Allah

>>149614081
twenty-tree goomblers, in fact

French Flanders > Belgian Flanders

>>149614081
i did

>ads
what the fuck

>>149614102

>>149614102
>>149613804

>>149614096
Flanders >>>

where is wout

>>149614102
Please understand plugge salary must be paid somehow

Wout picking up bidons will never not be kino

>>149614120
delivering supplies

>>149614120
he was picking bottles just a moment ago

>>149614113
Who's the one on the left

>>149614133
Emma FINUCANE

>>149614116
Okay so I will keep getting ads if I upgrade to the no ads version?

Visma car pulling.

>>149614150
it's like that black mirror episode

>>149614113
Very stealthy vagoo area

>>149614150
yep

>>149614120
Saving matches, studying, aquiring data

>Shitlier nowhere in sight

Cockhard would get relegated if that was finish line

>>149614199
he only cares about the stage wins

>>149614199
saving his matches

>>149614161
>>149614164
Fuck em

>>149614214
come 2 tv2 bb

Matteo going for the fantasypoints

>>149614235
i would rather have to refresh once every hour or so than listen to that f*ggot Ritter and who else they have on that team
also no Rolf

>>149610165 (OP)
if it's Flat I'd rather eat rat

>>149614199
Toiteent

Why the fuck would those retards sprint for an intermediate on stage one? Save the match for the sprint it's way more important than 20 points jesus christ.

>>149614251
uBlock seems to kill it in my own browser but I know I will be watching on TV and at work where I can't adblock, so it's Ritter and poor Rolf replacements for me. The ads on TV via the app came way more often than once an hour too

coming up

>>149614270
Not burning your matches is a female trait btw

>>149614270
powermove assert dominance

campi looks like he didn't sleep for the last 8 days

Listening to RUSH's greatest hits. They sure are great hits

>ride faster than the others
Great advice from Visma

>>149614270
If you want to win green you need to the IS retard

this total logo looks so out of place

>>149614235
cant stand ritter

>>149614319
Yeah but not on stage 1

>>149614310
he said dont ride faster

>>149614329
more like Nitter

kids begging for dope on the street

>>149614270
Pogi gonna get a ton of points, do you need everything you can get

>>149614340
donnt be retarded, all points matter

so what, 5 minutes of ads every 20 minutes? oh wow

De Lie looks a bit heavy

>>149614329
I prefer the Eurosport lads but ads every 20 minutes sucks cock so I'm going with the cock sucking guy instead

>>149614301
For me, it's Subdivisions

if
Jorgenson > Arensman
Onley > Van Eetvelt
Almeida > Lipowitz
Gall > Skjelmose
Buchmann > Cras
Martin > Rubio
THJ > Cr Rodriguez
O'Connor > Buitrago
Barguil > AHJ
and
Van Wilder > Kuss
I win 10 grand and retire

>>149614481
>I win 10 grand and retire

kek

Danes simmer in a constant broth of resentment 24/7 it seems

>>149614481
i thought caravans went for more then that

>>149614524
You would too if everyone confused you for the dutch

Mont Casel is always a comfy climb

lmao

LMAOOOOOOOOO

What a moron

R E T A R D S

lel idiots

LMAO

nice one boys

Pure KWABing

dumbasses

LMFAO KEKEKEKEKEK

French riders are always so funny

KEK

Shameful display

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek based retardation

HAHAHAHAHAH

That's a bold way to end the first day. Is bold the right word?

Kino

was that the indoor champion

did Thomas get the KOM atleast?

Lenny struggling on a cat 4.
It might be over for French cycling

I missed something funny

>>149614618
yes

Kekekekek

Did you guys see that back wheel spin on it's own

>>149614618
The KOM of cobble kissing

Isn't that a yellow card??

>>149614630
thats ridiculous, they should strip him of it

>>149614643
they were drifting

We echelon nao

WAAIERS
A
A
I
E
R
S

SPLITS
but its a bunch of nobodies

Based and trad frenchies running 8 bar / 115 psi on cobbles

happenings?

Business idea: no sprints on the cobbles?

>>149614653
Looks painful

Haha Simon Yates will have to lease a new bike.

E C H E L O N S
C
H
E
L
O
N
S

>>149614706
Only sprints on the cobbles

>>149614653

Not a lot of diversity in these crowds??

>>149614653

Martikwab

>>149614733
France is a white country outside of the big cities, unlike e. g. Germany were even the villages were flooded by the government with africans

>>149614733
we are full fuck off

>>149614733
diverse peoples are allergic to the countryside

>>149614733
White man's sport

>>149614728
they're both slipping

>>149614733
Not a lot of underage whyte girls to harras

JUST turned in (was on a ride) - anything of note happened?

>>149614733
ciclismo is a white mans sport
when it arrives to town it washes away all the brown and black stains of filth

>Pleb riders are already getting KWAB'd

>>149614771
Gana chute brutale

why so many broken bikes?

Martinez will never top 5 the Tour

TACK ATTACK

>>149614789
hookless shit

>>149614750
No it's just like Germany. It's simply that non whites don't care about cycling

kwab

>ausländer raus as two germans pass
KEK

>>149614771
break only allowed 2 minutes, everybody in panic because of wind, narrow climb, cobble climb, etc

Dutch commenters have only used the word STRESS sixtyeight times so far

GANNA ABANDONED

>>149614860
Here it's nerveux

with colgate man gone Visma needs to try and hammer it today

Spoiler me. Who is going to win this year? 2-3 big names?

Congrats to Remco on winning the ITT

we got first DNF

>>149614872
KWAB

FIRST DEAD

On a scale of 1-10, how fucked are Ineos

>>149614900
>he doesn't believe in the power of broken powermeters

i adjusted him out yesterday

>Philip O'Ganna

Flipo goner drew first blood

>>149613410
>5 Filippo Ganna
oh no

>>149614872
Hehe this is /tdf/ not the Giro Filippo

>>149614653
>>149614728
It was bound to happen.

Who's laughing now?

>>149614895
jonas

>5 picked Ganna

KWAB

>>149614923
Oh they are dripping. Bruised. Manhandled.

Ganna pickers IN THE MUD

>>149614787
Not good.

>>149614825
Is this a good omen for the rest of the le Tour or a bad omen and I shouldn't even bother much?

Milan should've kept the shaved look. He's no SOUPE

>>149614656
>>149614661
Literally nothing happened that needs the commissars. Dumb tourists.

>>149615001
good because at least something is happening

Bed time for me

big man

>>149615075
It's saturday bro you don't have to sleep early.

>>149615075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz006_94I5Y
pour vous

>>149614904
>>149614909
>Filippo GONEna

funny how both of them are washed now

>>149613410
>5 Filippo Ganna
Lel

>>149613410
>15 Louis Barré
But he was a secret

>>149615166
>secret
>the spring revelation
pay more atten

>>149615098
For you

>>149615109
I have a newborn to look after unfortunately (fortunately?)

>>149615110
merci

>>149615138
its always over for someone

>>149615206
>someone's father is posting thirst traps of cycling asian women

>Yates

Long time since I posted anything about my condition but I am still making progress. Legs still dont work and it'll likely stay like that.

We recently ended the fundraiser that my club did for me and I've gotten a list of donations. I can find two donations from /cyc/ for pretty nice amounts. Thanks Berts, it means a lot to me

I also bought some cool wheels for my wheelchair
Did you also know that Cofidis has a few paracyclists on their roster?

Los Eyates

so his name is Nico Wolfram and he's German
top 3 haircuts in the pedalton according to him:
>1. Wout
>2. Jappe
>3. Memco

best haircuts in the peloton according to the tour barber

>Wout
>Jasper
>Remco

>>149615206
> newborn
It's always over for someone

>>149615278
Wishing you all the best my bert

>>149615278
very nice bert keep it going

>>149615110
That thigh gap lol, literally built to fit a saddle.

>>149615278
god bless

>>149615278
looks aero af

>>149615325
T. shitskin Antwerp “barber”

>>149615278
Best of luck bert, god bless

Even the ugliest region in France like this one is still better than 90% of the world

>>149615278
>Corima
nice wheels

>>149615278
Really nice wheel. Do you think of getting a handcycle at some point?

>>149615278
Thanks for the update Bert, wish you all the best

>>149615311
>>149615325
>Remco
it's just buzzcut. can as well rate Jordi Meeus

>>149615397
I'm already in contact with the right people if I want to go fast. The biggest hurdle for me at the moment is getting to a point where I can transfer to a racing handcycle by myself

>>149615278

>>149615278

>>149615278
slick wheels Bert

>>149615311
>>149615325
>alpecin not top 3
shameful

>>149615440
You'll get there eventually, rooting for u

>>149615474
Jappe is from alpecin

>>149615278
Pog-bless

>>149615498
That is a 1000 dick stare

Wout is colouring his light hair tuft isn't he?

what would burgerbert think of this beer, I wondered

>>149615278
Legendary Bert

>>149615551
no, he's natural born villain

>>149615057
Hopefully the Peleton won't get too tired on day 1, so thing keep happening all throughout the full 3 weeks.

>>149615278
Is this what excessive shitposting does to a MF?

>>149615592
Anime protagonist tier

>>149615278
all the best to you my dear Bert

>>149615608
No it's the consequences of ebikes.

>>149615621
>protagonist
deuteragonist

>>149615641
You got hit by one?
The Pajeet Uber Eats menace MUST be stopped.

>>149615641
and drug addicts

Why is nobody attacking?

>>149615641
I don't think ebikes are the problem

> Bisseger DNF

Bisegger DNF

>casually steals your point

>>149615724
Remco is gonna smash that ITT

Jonas points

fishboy resigned to going for polka dots confirmed

>Vingegaard doing cat 4 KOM points
HAHAHAHA it's over

>>149615494
they should take all top 3 spots

Bitchnigger dood

>>149615721
I'm sure that coke pusher wouldn't have been able to go fast enough without one.

>>149613427
>1 Stefan Bissegger
oh well

ITT riders btfo

Pogacar is now completely mindbroken after that humiliation. VingeGOD to win by 8 minutes

>Lenny Kwabbinez

poor Lenny

>>149615715
for the stage you mean? it would take a miracle at this point

>>149615771

>>149615826

>>149615826
Kek

>>149615278
keep it up

to be fair, I'm actually using pedals

>>149615781
>40206 I HATE W*UT DOT COM filippo ganna bissegger stefan
Poor leaf.

>>149615915

Why so many DNF it's literally day 1 lmao wtf zomg lol!?

>>149615826
knife meta ending
hammer meta soon

>>149615278
you should ram into the druggie who crashed into you with your areo wheelchair, would be kino
best of luck bert

>>149615915
from first in giro to last in tour kek

>>149616014
Big oof.

>>149615915
>>149616014

HAHAHAHAHA

KWAB

>>149616014
They were both objectively bad picks

>>149616014
KWAB

How accurate are bike computers when it comes to calories burned? Like a total retard I hopped on the bike today (its been years) and it was way fucking hotter than I thought, felt like dying. My heartrate shot up to 189bpm after a small climb.
According to my garmin ive burned 800 cal and lost a liter of water in an hours ride, which seems ridiculous

Didi spotted

>>149616078
not that accurate at all

>>149616078
if your weight is right and your using a accurate powermeter it should be okay enough. if it's estimating power then probably shit

>>149616014
Asgreen next

>>149615826
I am all for this if it means British TV chefs doing hard time

>>149616101
very fast didi moving at extremely hihg speed

can the riders hurry up i need to go to work

Cracked up a Monster

>>149616078
Usually about half is the actual number in my experience

That Mielke feller is on the spectrum, innit.

>>149616143
i wish he was here. sigh.

>>149616078
>>149616102
>>149616103
Pretty accurate if you are using a power meter. People don't differ all that much in their efficiency to to produce mechanical power. Even plenty of training does not change it all that much.

Guys you have to like that fb ef post so we can get a rider calender.

My dad works for lockheed martin and he pinched an inter continental ballistic missile from work for me because he knows how much I hate poogacar. We're going to take him out in the coming days berts, we're so back. Cycling is saved but I still need someone on ventoux with a bat just in case.

>>149616185
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15241718/

total pogicar collapse, this is the tour of the fish. also a motor will be discovered in uae bikes on stage 7

-Q

>>149616219
please only fire once hes a 1 min plus time gap on the road to avoid collateral damage

Plapp'd

Its commercial break, time to do 25 push ups, anon

Nice birdwatching ride today.

Also

>altitude meters

>>149616241
The heck do you mean "no differences"? How come they can output 3895 Watts for hours and I get gassed after a 7% 150 metre long climb, then?!

>>149616300
commercials on max is devilish

Nooo my pick :(

>>149616307
No difference in efficiency Bert. Pros have many magnitudes of matches more than normal people.

how did that happen?

>>149616307
They have bigger engine, not a more efficient one. The are able to convert more fuel into mechanical work for a given time.

>>149616307
>The heck do you mean "no differences"?
read beyond those words

>>149616342
Britbongs pay 30 pounds per month for cycling and still get them lol

>>149616359
Safe and effective

>>149616359

Mechanic forgot to torque the derailleur hanger to the right Nm.

ALL UAE hjalpers gone

>>149616406
as usual then

wtf

>>149616359
He used the high level Conjure Zoomer into Front Wheel spell.

>>149616359
It's happens sometimes, when a completely normal, absolutely not freakly efficient biker puts average torque and watts on a perfectly calm ride.
Just normal dudes things, la.

>>149616342
truly a fall from grace to ruin cycling broadcasts like this

>>149615641
Are you the guy that got hit buy a shitskin on an e-bike going the wrong way on a bike race course?

Fucking hell they're seriously going for this now

Vinge is like a fish in water.

>>149616388
If you use BT internet (tm) you get discovery+ for free which has some fucking meme channel which covers the race so I pay jack shit lad.

>>149616553
Just wait until the commercial break 5 km from the line

Looks hardcore

Echelons!

madam and monsier Le breakage

>>149616553
They did it during 24 hours of Le Mans, I thought it was just a motorsport thing but no.

>echelons
based

>tour already getting decided on the first stage

>>149616575
Really? FUck I'm missing on that

>Remgone

>>149616563
Yes

>j. almeida dropped

here max got rebranded to player.pl and I'm not getting any ads at 10 euro per month

>Fraudlic

KWAB

>>149616563
No, I was just explaining for rosenbert

>>149616342
>commercials on max
lol, lmao
There is the no-adds plan, innit. For Extra $$$.
On top of what you have to pay (extra) for the sports, innit.

what happened to ganna

REMCO in g2 kek

>>149616643
ded

Choppy as fuck

>>149616643
classic chute

>aero manlet bullied into the ditch
kek, nothing personnell

THAT'S NOT WHAT OP HET KANTJE MEANS REMCOOOO

why is bora always sleeping?

WAAR WITZI?

I'm not getting commercials on Max. Wrf are you guys paying for?

I once tore off rear derailleur on me road bike. I had really tightly fitted fenders and there was muddy patch on a route. some significant amount of mud got stuck between fender and tire and I didn't really notice it. sure, if was a bit harder to pedal, but I thought it was the wind. then there was a little hill and I pushed some more watts and snap, my derailleur hanger broke. had to do makeshift singlespeed conversion to ride home.

Camera work has been awful

Roglic and Remco in G2

>>149616600
yeah but it's more complicated than it was a few years ago, you wouldn't get it with a low level sub. not worth the brain cells figuring it out from scratch.

>>149616701
I got a 5 second Rabobank ad when I opened the stream on mobile earlier
can't believe this shit

>>149616700
>bora
what do you think?

Remco gonna be big mad

List of 36 riders in the front group:
t. pogacar
t. wellens
j. vingegaard
t. benoot
m. jorgenson
v. albanese
h. sweeny
m. van den berg
b. girmay
s. watson
j. stuyven
c. barthe
p. penhoet
c. russo
j. philipsen
k. groves
x. meurisse
j. rickaert
m. van der poel
m. haller
f. lienhard
m. trentin
l. mezgec
k. vauquelin
e. mas
i. garcia cortina
d. touze
d. ballerini
m. teunissen
a. turgis
n. märkl
j. blackmore
k. neilands
t. johannessen
s. edvardsen-fredheim
s. waerenskjold

Girmay in yellow.
Thanks for that Vismoids.

>>149616640
The no ads only applies to nonsports streams, live sports still get ads

>loljasperwins
>lolpogiwins
wow this tour is sure gonna be exciting

>>149616761
he overreacted tbqh

>>149616747
Ah maybe it's an app thing.

Bini wins this easy by the way, retards missing out did this to us. Who knows maybe poogacar sprints and wins.

>flat stage
>not a total slurper
are we in for a good tour?

G1 includes only the following climbers
>Pogacar
>Vingegaard
>Jorgenson
>Vauquelin
>Mas
>T.Johannessen

>>149616761
excuse acquired

>>149616388
We pay taxes for France TV though.

Based Jonas starting the echelons, proper nordjyde
Ameribert i would like my apology NOW

>>149616624
Thanks for replying I didn't not imagine that would be one of us Berts. Man.. I'm not going to type all the negative stuff that comes to mind.. Just.. you know you deserve a happy life

>>149616791
Alpecin have an entire train there for Jappe

>>149616806
Nicolas pays for it

>>149616770
Jappe is in there with his full train

jasper takes this and it will be a no doubter

Grug bored.

>>149616806
Not anymore

>>149616835
Is Jappe there?>>149616841
BASED

>pilipsenwinslol

ROG IS WASHED

>>149616811
I was dissing Amager not Nordjylland

>>149616388

>>149616862
hows your team looking my freijnd

>/elite/ dead and gone
>Remco dead and gone
KEK

>First stage
>It's already down to only two possible winners
zzzz

Hope jappe gets put in the barriers and splits his head open.

>>149616700

>>149616836
lel, feels good being jobless then

>>149616885
Elite will grind his way back to the front by the finish line

Lidl bros?

>>149616870
Fuck Nordjylland
Me and Amager want our apology now you said nothing ever happends and now it happend

Nice

SHIT on those classic sprinters.

>>149616893
You mean poogacar?

>>149616887
It was down to two all most a year ago Bert.

>>149616388
If you have discovery plus you can choose a “TNT sports” cycling stream without a number and that stream won’t have ads. If you choose the “tnt sports 1/2” stream that stream has ads.

A very simple system.

>>149616916
if he tries to contest the sprint it's only his fault if that happens

>>149616773
Thanks for clearing this.
Still a robbery, anyway.

>>149616701
ublock kills it in browser but on app you get it forced every so often 3.5 minutes of awful

Penoet might be in for a tasty result today

>>149615278
cool wheels, but why the Schwalbe Marathon tires? imagine some tubeless setup because why not.

>>149616916
Why not both

>>149616784
anon you must accept that the activity of /cyc/ as it was known is long dead

Need Jonas to do a sneaky attack here

>>149616773
this has me feeling very antisemitic

This is actually good for Evenepoel and he should lose more time to do mountain raids. Same for Lenny, good that he's out of the GC because he's no longer shackled.

>>149616937
Add blocking bro just keep winning.

>>149616918
Remco could've won...

>>149616911
No øaber in the front group, Amager stays losing

>Roglic and Remco already 40 seconds behind

>not watching illegal streams for free
shig

Jonas is such a god at echelons holy fuck

>>149616986
it's as fucking simple as stay at the front too. one job

>Lipowitz, Skjelmose, Gall and Johannessen already 40 seconds behind Mas and Vauquelin

Jonas is not even a nordjyde. It's some meme danish journos love to push.

CHUTE

chute

chute à l'arrière du peloton, jolie

CHUTE DE CONNOR

O'Coomer right on his face

C O M I C A L E

CHUTE

No time loss

Groves must thank his lucky star

>>149616988
Everybody itt has '''''watched'''''' the illegal '''''''streams'''''''' lad, they are fucking trash.

>girmay causing crashes

Pogi will sprint

Surely someone will try and attack Jasper here right?

Philipsen wins this easily

>>149617053
100% he'll get top 5

I can't believe Pog's going to get some bonis on the first stage

Penhoet will take yellow

wtf are they doing. the should be at the front by now

godly save by Groves

>>149617061
Too many cameras, they'll wait til he is sleeping tonite.

Day one fucks these dogs as usual.
Hard game the /cyc/ game, hardest in the world.

>>149617083

>>149616946
>but why the Schwalbe Marathon tires
It's the only certified "put once* and never again" bike tyre in the world, la. Sure the cornering is scary AF, but it never punctures, barely wears down and can be run ridiculously under inflated.
t. had them on my old commuter

*)Putting them on is something that will make you question your life choices, tho. But you only need to do it once ever.

>>149617041
Fuck that rule, I mean I can fake a chute and spare myself the last kilometres.

flamme rouge

jasperwinslol

Jappewinslol

nice jappe closed the nigger out! that's how you do it

YELLOW JAPPE

/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE
/RAPPE JAPPE/
>RAPPE JAPPE

NICE

Bet won, nice pay out

Jasperwinslol
Perfect riding from Alpecin holy fuck

>>149617134
Yeah

The fucking size of Milan kek

JASPER JASPER JASPER

Bretty good

>>149617083
Pretty dang nice save, but what the heck happened with the EF feller's rear wheel there? It shouldn't just shoot out from under him like that.

>>149617043
skill issue

>>149617083
This is why BMX is a superior sport.

holy mog

>>149617146
He will not survive the mountains

>>149617101
>>149617101
I don't remember last time I inflated my Schwalbe marathon plus. But it's over a year since.

>>149617174
damn not even close

literally just got back home from my morning ride, what happened in stage 1?

Girmay easy 2nd

Phillipsen won't get the Green, he cannot climb as well as Girmay.

>>149617174
D E S T R O Y E D
fuck Gaymay

top 10

that was a very exciting opening stage

>>149617174
WAAR MILAN HE

>>149617195
Vinge ripped the pedalton apart in the side win.

>>149617200
lol both got lucky that Milan wasn't there

First week of the Tour and retarded crashes, name a more iconic combo

>>149617226
luck is when you miss an echelon

DE VLAM VAN HAM


Remco mad

>>149617214
>webm
lel

>>149617195
Ganna chute brutale and DNF
Jonas and Trentin split the pedalton which means Remco, Almeida and Roglic all lost BIG time

>>149617248
can't believe Rogla didn't join in the fun

Adam Yates lost 5 minutes lol

Where wout?

NETFLIX BABIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Alpecin got insane sprint train with Grug and Groves

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