Saturday games:
Geelong v Richmond
Hawthorn v St Kilda
Brisbane v Port Adelaide

on-top discussion ONLY

>>149610378 (OP)
>on-top discussion ONLY
Fuck you.

>>149610378 (OP)
>on-top discussion ONLY
ick

"on-top discussion ONLY"

What's for dinner lads?

may get chicken nuggets later

yeah you would like being on-top ya big poofta

i love being on top

>>149610393
had potatoes and broccoli

>>149610378 (OP)
I've been on-top of your mum.

>9 posts in
>all off-topic
ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why we’re the worst posters on this entire site. no other thread, no other board derails as hard as /afl/ or as we begrudgingly call it, "/alf/." we barely talk about footy, every thread gets hijacked by /pol/ poofs. absolute shambles. cheers, this drink’s on you.

Going to leave this general and not come back. Time to move on, time to grow up, time to get a job.

Rulesperg is back. He would've been the loser at school who dobbed in everyone to suck up to the teachers

havi ng my dinner now actually
>steak
>feta cheese
>garlic bread
>coffee

>cheers

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149610393
KFC if I can be bothered leaving the house.
Leftover stew if I decide I can't.

>>149610422
I bet he hits his dog as soon as the cameras are off.

swans freo should be interesting tomorrow. fremantle gun andy brayshaw's cousin's misso sure has FUCKED a lot of blokes.

>>149610422
you just know this bad boy picks up so much puss

>anon spams with a gimmick
>gets replies from other anons who take the bait
>X[personality] IS BACK XD
>smug anime reaction image.jpeg

>>149610393
beer

>"rulesperg" because I came to the sports board on 4chan to talk about a sport
There's a board called /b/ - "Random" that's made for people like you who don't want to follow board topics. Try posting there instead.

>>149610420
And would've been oblivious to the fact that the teachers didn't like him either.

>>149610437
/r/iamverysmart

greentextcunt is back lads

>>149610444
I replayed this for the first time in maybe a decade like four months ago. Was still awesome.

you cunts are finna on one tonight

>>149610432
OH NO

>>149610444
based trips

i wish there was an option to watch footy in 2.39:1 cinemascope

house smells like cat piss, lads

watching the footy on a US stream, the seppo ads are hilarious
>americans can do anything!
>except stop being american!
>buy RAM!

I'm just so sad all the time

might police other posters if they talk about stuff

>no more 15 minute captchas
We are so back.

been pissing behind the lounge for months now
the dumb cunt still hasn't noticed

imagine how spectacular the skyscapes on the moons of jupiter would be

>>149610463
Clean the litterbox. Your cat doesn't like having to piss in a dirty box and you shouldn't like your house smelling like piss.

When I was young I used to piss all over my parent’s bedroom carpet.

inb4 thats mumzas job

the strange thing is, i dont even have a cat

pissed on my mate's pillow as a prank once
he didn't talk to me for months after he found out
luckily he never found out about the toothbrush

when I was young I did a poo on our front doorstep. dadza beat the shit out of me when he found out

>>149610491
>pissed on my mate's pillow as a prank once
That's not funny. I would've knocked you out.

shat in the back of a ute at a party

at my school they had to put piss targets on the urinals so we don't miss

remember that post about how we're the worst posters on this site?

>>149610498
finna get one tattooed on my face

>>149610491
>pissed on my mate's pillow
What is wrong with you?

the tigers are leaving it late...

It's another Jezza get's nothing for the first three quarters, then get's five goals in the last ten minutes episode isn't it?

>>149610500
I don't remember any post more than 10 posts ago

This Geelong first gamer looks like Chris fucking Grant.

SHITmond

Lads, Stevens just posted

>The Gambler

>>149610498
To be fair, if that wasn't there, I would've aimed at the bottom bit.

>>149610500
Ironically the "Australians are shitposters" meme came from when /sp/ got flags and it was revealed that we were starting the euro v yank framewar threads

I shat in my mums mouth while she was sleeping last week

>>149610509
coleman medal in shambles

>>149610509
>get's
Anyone else worry about getting stupider as they age?

>>149610498
Aiming there is gonna cause splashback.

Reckon I got way too pissed one night and didn’t want my parent’s to know I was having a spew. Chundered in to my old school bag and left it for months. Was fostering its own society after that.

>>149610526
no but stephen may

>Chundered

Leigh Matthews rule

jakposter is on one today

>>149610526
Yeah, I know my mind is turning to mush. It takes me way longer to recall simple things I know now, I regularly make typos, I find it much harder to retain new information and I just feel less intelligent.

Nice 2018 reddit pic kiddo

call me farts pop offs me

>>149610544
Shit sucks.

Baltas gonna whack someone on the field one day

could go for a shag with a fat chick

Friendly reminder that Robert Walls is and forever will be defined by his last act of killing himself.
A gutless coward who called time too early because he didn't have the mental fortitude to stick with it for the full period of time. Exactly like the Carlton Football Club.

>>149610480
co-pilot did a pretty good job

>>149610518
great movie

>>149610544
Nah, mate, you're just becoming more self-aware.

Another time I was too stoned and needed to piss. Didn’t want to wake up anyone, so thought the light cover was a nice round object I could fill. Unscrewed it from the ceiling and filled it up. Left it for months and ended up with some weird mold.

>4 goals from 700
>kicks 3.5

>>149610555
Suicide is based you fucking retard

>>149610547
I say "I cut the cheese"

>>149610544
based neuro-inflamed vaxxie

>>149610556
you would get insta killed by the radioactivity

>>149610564
Go on mate, be "based"

>>149610571
yeah, probably

just realised mansell has kicked richmond's only goals

Guy In AFL Sports Kit Gets Fucked Raw @ BentleyRace.com - #BBBH

>>149610573
Make me faggot

>>149610586
Who is this post referring to?

>>149610562
just one more behind and he will have 4 goals

Not sure what's going on with the autism at the top of the thread as I haven't been here for weeks but I will say this:
AFL have just made it MORE possible for umps to rig games by forcing players to move out of their way.
How?
Well it's simple, all umps would have to do to influence a game now would be to run into the corridors which specific teams use the most.
Honestly, questions need to be raised about umpire influence in the AFL. It's not like they haven't been caught historically rigging VFL games.
I 100% agree with Scott on this. There's a reason why this wasn't forced too hard in the past.

>>149610538
It's kinda odd how one of the biggest snipers in the 80s was calling for a send off rule. kek
He's still a champ, but ffs Leigh that hit in 86ish was one of the worst in VFL/AFL history.

that wasn't very CLOSE

>>149610596
Crisp catman.

afl needs relegation. teams like north, wce, richmond and carlton are simply not up to the standard and we get too many uncompetitive matches

>>149610567
I never took it. It's likely just age or possibly mental inertia.

>>149610601
werribee would be way more based than carlton

My dog's already ripped into the foam of her $300 bed. I'm fucking livid

>>149610560
I've only seen one game with Messi (the final) and that's fucking hilarious that he thinks any afl player is better at that. That dude's a freak.

>>149610601
This would unironically make the VFL thrive as clubs with big supporter bases will flock to country ovals

>>149610608
crisp spastic

SHALL be flogging my arsehole.

>>149610596
why are cats fans so slutty?

>keeping animals indoors

ah fuck taylor swift will be stuck in my head now

>>149610602
lower your carb intake unironically and eat more healthy fats. I view brain fogged people as low beats these days

>>149610616
Greatest team of all, innit?

>>149610580
Roger roger.

i reckon i'd look handsome of i lost 10kg

>>149610480
is this what you think about instead of practicing mindfulness?

good one jezza. congratulations.

>>149610601
I agree. WCE wouldn't be this shit right now if we got rid of the salary cap and draft.

the funny thing about danderfield is she's fat and has a dog ugly face

porn is some real nigga shit

>>149610635
Same but 60

>>149610624
>low beats
What?

100mers are we eating tonight?

>>149610654
i can see them taking their foot off the pedal in the last quarter, not sure yet

>>149610645
would still give her the best 30 seconds of her life

>>149610544
there is going to be a dementia epidemic in 20 years i am calling it now because of the unhealthy amounts of technology use by people that were born in 1985 and over.

I can take more than one man at a time

>>149610661
based forward 50 mark on debut

getting real tired of these poofs taking it easy to not get injured in the last quarter of an already won game. I want you to HUMILIATE your opponent and leave them psychologically cooked for years to come

>>149610607
you named your dog livid?

>>149610667
based martial arts practitioner

>>149610607
KEK
I told you to heem your missus for buying it you dopey cunt

>>149610667
Hey annie

>>149610667
based my future wife

remember when that geelong assistant applied for the iggs coaching job and then nearly died

I am the healthiest /afl/ poster

Im gonna become the most obnoxious poster here

>>149610674
the cats of 07 would be raping them right up to the final siren

>>149610658
Remember that time Richmond lost by like 200 points at Geelong?
That was the first time I'd seen a game with more than 200 points scored by one side.

Used to be much more common in the 80s and 90s though. Ended with the loss of man on man tactics.

>>149610661
what would you do buy her a paddlepop?

>>149610696
you're not me retard

>>149610697
fucking exactly

whatever comes next is better than this life

a pathetic 73 point 3QT margin, should be 90

>>149610665
That and covid rotting your brain.

First team to 100 usually wins.

>>149610701
no, I'd ejaculate inside her

>>149610665
Wouldn't surprise me if it parts of the brain are becoming slowly disabled due to extended inactivity. We know with neural plasticity if certain parts of the brain become inactive or damaged they brain can simply just shut them down completely. Reliance on technology could easily some parts of the brain no longer utilised anywhere near as much.

>>149610700
yep and the dees beatdown at kardinia in I wanna say 2011

been wearing my oodie lately

>>149610711
>It's just a repeat episode
Just like my TV.

>>149610607
>>149610685
i fucking said it would be destroyed within the week.
>it hasn't even been a day

>>149610616
>Using the scarf to hide her ginormous fucking gut
Need to be careful; almost wanked to a fatty.

mum still in the psych ward

>>149610678
kek

>>149610740
She doesn't have a gut from behind, mate.

remember when swans lost a grand final by 81 points and then lost by even more at the flag unveiling for that premiership

Thinking a nice pomegranate gin tonight

>>149610745
Carlton's loss wasn't that bad, right?

>>149610607
i would snap the little cunt's neck

I'm easily a top 10 funniest poster in this general.

>>149610616
>>149610740
still would, that's right in my wheelhouse

footy went woke years ago

>>149610697
Cats of 07 had a methhead as a coach and Dank's roidrage in their blood. Scott is much too cultured.

Remember thinking how much I wished for Richmond to be as shit as they were in the 07 cats game again and now they're really shit again and I don't care at all

>>149610760
there's only 9 posters in this general

this is my ideal body type

>>149610736
based dog proving you right that your missus is dumb as fuck

>>149610762
Pfft, it's not even woke.
It just makes money off of that shit.

Has your Saturday been Super so far lads?

tillies

>>149610761
double, even triple that tummy

>>149610773
Actually there's only 1 poster and he's skitzophrenic.

For some reason I've got a real problem with bad smells, especially girls who smell bad. I've had to make an excuse mid sex a few times because I was going soft from the smell. Really disgusting

>>149610783
is this the women's world cup final?

>>149610760
many are saying this

>>149610776
How do you handle fat knees/calves/ankles/feet? Can handle chubby girls, but the lower thigh down just kills it for me.

>>149610727
being a neet for 3 years made me borderline retarded, it took around 9-12 months of work for me to go back to a somewhat normal state again.

>>149610783
all womens sport should require them to play naked and wrestle one another

>>149610781
Literally on the toilet and in bed with cramps.

Dogs: The retard's pet

>>149610783
ALL of these people are fucking losers

>>149610792
Dab a little Vicks vapor rub under your nose. That's what coroners do.

>>149610804
Historically all sports used to be played like this until Rome showed up.

Alcohol: the nectar of the fool

>>149610783
rather watch girls netball

not even gonna get a massive margin, waste of time

Anon: a massive faggot

WHICH FUCKIN MATCH ARE WE WATCHING TONIGHT?!

>>149610802
none of that bothers me

>on-top discussion ONLY
which one is the top?

>>149610783
How can you see anything? It's so small.

>>149610839
port finna pull off the upset

>>149610845
Mumza or a beard?

fat women are revolting

>>149610857
Against whom?

>>149610845
best beard in the afl

>>149610857
this is simply not true

I mean, there's more to love

I want to bully a fat girl in bed but I'm scared she might get upset and then I'd feel bad.

Why do Vics still dress like it's 2016?

>>149610845
dollbro vibes wtf

>>149610845
bowl haircut looking ahh bitch probably stare into each other's eyes and cry about white colonization or some shit

name a hotter wag
I'll wait

>>149610845
his head is literally twice the size of hers

fat looks a lot better on brown then it does white, so I dont like much white fat women

>>149610884
errol gulden's

>>149610858
Listing calories on the menu.

>>149610884
mrs.mayne

>>149610857
gayest post i've seen all day and it's not even drunk sadsack hour

wait til you guys see my gf

>>149610884
The Asian wag

Oh wait

>>149610884
>Oversized mouth
GRIM GRIM GRIM

>>149610845
you just know they're into pegging

footballers should wait until after retirement when getting into a relationship if they were serious

>>149610884
ez

That cover was fucking awful.

Only ugly fat blokes are interested in fat chicks, because they know that is their only option.

>>149610929
bit in this

>>149610929
before my gf I used to have a slam pig that I'd just text and she'd buzz me into her building and leave her door open and I'd just root her then eat her leftovers and run, shit was based

>>149610884
I reckon Jarrod Berry's missus has her covered.

fat wife, happy life
think about it

>>149610935
surprised she had leftovers. wasn't committed to the fat life

is it just me but almost all footy wags look the same
dw if im just faceblind or what

>>149610929
Why wouldn't they be interested in the thing they can't have? I'm not fat and still jack off to fat chick porn occasionally.

It's time we bury old wounds and let RC come home.

gymthots mog gigawhales in every conceivable way

>>149610929
sometimes you just want something soft and warm to hold through the night

>>149610951
women are basic as fuck

I'm more attractive in person than my dating app pics which almost always guarantees a first date lay
reverse catfish

>>149610953
Pass.

>>149610943
Depends if she's swallowed the online fat culture and thinks she's hot shit.

I'm a real ordinary bloke

fun fact: beggars can't be choosers

>>149610958
kek a girl I fucked did this, she used the pics before she lost weight as her main pics. Good thing I'm a chubby chaser

Don't worry 100mers we're still on

>>149610943
so true

>>149610954
fat women are softer, tighter, wetter and more feminine in every way

>>149610958
I wish that worked the other way around. I got reverse catfished once. Thought I was getting someone on my level, then someone 20-40 lbs lighter showed up. I could barely talk to her. Sad times.

>>149610929
Yep.

>fat
>over 10 years of age
All safe options.

for me, it's personality

>>149610954
there's fat gymthots

i need a russian/ukranian gf

Who's under the pump?

>>149610992
more of a demeanour man, myself

for me, it's a big fat cock

It's all about what's on the inside.
... inside dat ass.

need to start making money but got no idea how

I am severely mentally ill

>>149611016
What if what's inside dat ass is my cock?

only weak men aspire for an asian gf

>>149611027
imagine mushing your face into that thing

>>149610980
bro's dairy farm does mammoth numbers why you think he's in Paris

Do any of you blokes use a satchel?

>>149611003
there's this ugly indian thot at my gym who basically wears a bikini top and spats every workout with her massive guy hanging out, even the other gymthots are disturbed by it. More power to her if she's trying to bulkmaxx and dgaf about looks it's just insane how little women wear in the gym these days

>>149611039
for what?

>>149611021
based everyone in this general

it really do be like this huh guys>?

>>149611044
Carrying things

>>149611027
i'd tongue punch her fart box

>>149611039
nah that's for homo's

>>149611039
When I travel. I carry my laptop along with some extra shit. Don't use it any other time though.

>>149611027
this is what i mean when i say fat

>>149611039
What age is too old to keep using a backpack?

>>149611059
How about this? Is she also fat by your standards?

>>149610393
Just made burgers

>>149611063
anything over 18, it's pure ick

>>149611063
grow up

>>149611063
It's always fine, don't listen to children on the internet. It's better for your back, and can usually hold more.

>>149611065
THAAR SHE BLOWS

>>149611072
>>149611073
:(

>>149611027
>>149611065
Corrr

>>149611080
blowing my cum bubbles out of her fanny

>>149611080
I guess I'm a chubby chaser.

>>149610884
For me she is my favourite WAG
I think she's beautiful

>>149611088
why do women think the orange tan is a good look? the only time tans look good is on gyarus

>>149611088
Why do "men" allow their holes to go out in public dressed like this?

Can the saints pull of the upset against the hawks?

>>149611063
depends what you use it for I reckon
been using a surplus marpat pack as a site bag for years but I wouldn't do the same if I were banging keyboards instead, for example

>>149611065
>>149611087
don't listen to low test faggots ITT who masturbate to pre-teen catgirls, fat arse girls like these are fucking kino

>>149611088
always gotta show off the ring, you just know her friends are seething

>>149611110
I wasn't going to change.

*fewer

>>149611087
would eat that booty ngl

>72 points
Hmm...

>>149611123
bum

girls bums are so soft it's incredible
wish I had a gf so I could use her bum as a pillow

>>149611123
based lad

https://www.ibtimes.sg/australian-teen-dies-while-performing-celebratory-backflip-80601

just remember lads, if you're ever feeling down and blue, atleast you aren't THIS fucking retarded

>>149611123
>buttlog.jpg
fucking kek

I thought we all agreed to focus less on women and more on ourselves.

>>149611088
looks like a skeleton

>average winning margin for round 17
>55.4

>>149611151
that's awful

>>149611151
>concreter
no great loss

if i could live anywhere i'd probably chose america desu

>>149611151
tradie status?

>>149611088
not as lovely as >our grace

>>149611088
>Those hands
ayyylmao

>>149611173
extended smoko

>>149611173
he's banging hammers in heaven

for me it's clementine

>>149611173
eternal smoko

>>149611178
Love classy elegance so much it isn't fair.

>>149611173
hopefully it was a rural kid always get a laugh out of that

Let's do a quick preview for tonight's games, wanna kick us off Anon?

How about a bit of empathy? Like you guys never did dumb shit when you were 18.

>>149610607
they had heaps of floofy dog beds at Aldi, they wouold only be 50 bucks or something

>Geelong might need percentage to secure a home final
>Richmond - Geelong R24 MCG
RIP

>>149611191
I prefer a Mandarin.

here's a medal and a chest to pin it on

What's great is these footy stars when they aren't pulling in 300k a year once they're retired and working some nepo job their hot wives leave them and take the kids and keep the house. Then they do party drugs on the weekend and allow people to take photo's of them whilst doing it and it gets plastered all over the news and your kids get viciously picked on at their private school about it.

>>149611123
Corrrrrr

>>149611203
fuck my sister without a condom, but never heemed myself in the living room

>>149611197
Yeah she just exudes wealth. Perfectly named as grace.

>>149611213
Jimmy is in the media - he probably pulls more money now than he did when playing.

where the fuck can i stream this shit fuck kayo

>>149611203
I got my first car up to 220km on the freeway and took my hands off the wheel but I'm still here.
smelly dumb tradie scum

>>149611226
Yeah but that's a scummy job and he has to put up with his ex-wife going off the rails.

always with the tradies

i can give you a golden stream

have you fellas ever eaten out a girls bumhoel?

>>149611236
I'm sure he's upgraded to a newer lady that doesn't look like Steven Tyler.

>>149611213
remember her self leaked damage control nudes

>>149611203
i jumped off a small bridge blind drunk once, no idea how i didn't get hurt

>>149610884
they look pretty same actually

>>149611241
yeah I 69'd a gf out of the shower once and she loved it, weeks later she tried to repay the favor and got a taste of my shit lmao

>>149611241
many times

If you want me to take afl seriously you need to cull 2/3 of the Victorian teams

>>149611065
This is the one. Gonna have to rub one out real quick

>>149611252
imagine the chin on the kid they have

>Tipped every game to be shit this weekend
>5/5 in the shit games tipping competition so far

what's it like to be raised in a normal two parent stable household?

>>149611258
Yeah 6 teams in vic, then 1 in tassie and 1 in NT for the sake of having every part represented. Perfect 16 team comp.

>>149611252
the vacuous bitch phenotype

>>149611266
>i predict all the top 9 teams will beat all the bottom 9 teams
By God youre a genius

>>149611245
yeah all these people have agents that coordinate damage control for them

even football clubs have like fixxers aka media liasons or some shit who are the go to guys the club uses whenever theirs some sort of controversy and they do the damage control for the club

I was put on earth to suffer

>>149611241
Yes mate ama

>>149611241
Only a couple trannies

>>149611275
awful, cunt angry mother and tired listless father

>>149611287
Crisp Carlton customer

>>149610845
ugly
>>149610884
eyes are too closed ugly
>>149610925
walled but she's ok
>>149610980
10/10
>>149611088
eyelids are too lowered
>>149611178
15/10 love our grace
>>149611213
ewwwww jimmy why?
>>149611252
skeletor

Reckon more people die from falling coconuts than doing backflips.

>>149611275
Seems awful having a guy permanently around shagging your mother.

>>149611291
>tired listless father
Hi son. Sorry. It’s hard work.

>>149610980
she must suck like a dyson

>>149611275
It was pretty good but I dont know any different

>>149611275
pretty comfy desu

For me it's Zak Butters

>>149611275
good but now I always just assume everyone is being truthful and have honest intentions and shy away from confrontation even at a detriment to myself

>>149611291
growing up in a two parent household even if toxic is still 1000x better because they will take things out on each other rather than the kids. and they have someone to balance out each other and keep each other in check

imagine if you had the most toxic mother in the world but nobody to keep her in any kind of order, and she'd take everything out on you. that was my childhood

>>149611296
racist fuckhead

don't think dying is inherently bad aside from the pain

>Bookies utterly nailed the line AGAIN
Fucking rigamoli with hacked ham on top

>Go over to a friend's house
>Their father is there
>It's awkward
Imagine living that every day. Big no from me.

>found a promo where if a team is up by 12 (gayfl) or 6 (nrlsperg) at half time they pay out the head to head early
>heh, I’m so smart, I’ll bet the underdog every time, hedge on another site and eat the 4-5% loss, when the underdog is up and the favorite comes back to win it’ll cover it and I’ll make bank with a double payout, why is everyone so stupid but me
>third week
>haven’t had ONE (1) double win
Don’t think this betting thing is for me lads

Don't think pain is inherently bad.

Divorce is 99% of time the womans fault

my friend who ended up killing himself had nde while overdosing and said he was what sounded like purgatory for what felt like weeks and there were demons trying to pull him down

put a cheeky little bit of porn on my second screen

don't give a shit about these games
going to get pissed and listen to kinoko teikoku through basic audiosperg gear

women's thoughts are like wet farts over the pristine majesty of my mind

Any good animes this season?

>>149611349
based what you watching?

business thought
>marriage should have nothing to do with the state

that would solve a lot of these issue's in regards to families breaking up and shit like that

>>149611353
don't give a fuck about weeb shit but good for you mate

>>149611358
cuckoldsessions

Bob Quinn doco on seppo tv is weird

>>149611245
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112956873/#q112957700

>>149611360
This is what they want you to think

>>149611372
>they

a reoccurring dream I have is being at the video shop (video ezy)

I think both games tonight will be good games

Well I don't.

>>149611362
I just like a good bassline
https://youtu.be/xLLqGseXBTs?si=tQgfFWd-Q_K06xwt

when was the last time 4chan felt "fun"

I had two parents growing up. sony playstation 1 and sony playstation 2

candace owens is bae

>>149611398
controlled oppo dog

>>149611394
the april fools with the teams (total pb supremacy)
chucked a sickie even so fun it was

more like Blakface Nigclown

>>149611370
Too big (a gap).

Why does kayo always crash 1 minute before the game starts?

>>149611417
memory leak

>>149611417
pay more to fix this goy

I drive a navara d22

>>149611417
it's poojeet fucking hot garbage

>>149611417
They are a budget service so the occasional issue may arise. A small price to pay to keep prices low for the customers.

i always imagine when the first scoring play is a behind, what if its the only scoring play of the whole game. i think it would be crazy

I don't drive because I have severe anxiety

seen enough
lions are shit

100 series landcruiser for me

footy is just an excuse for me to drink

>>149611436
Based sensible person

FATTY RIOLI

>>149611433
Imagine no longer.

>There you go, dribble it home!
>...Ohhh, aussie boy!!

>>149611446
if I saw rioli on the street I'd genuinely not even think he exercised a single minute a week let alone be a professional athlete

>>149611441
same, you can imagine what a nightmare for the liver cricket is

>>149611436
Aw poor bubba

>>149611451
KEK

>>149611423
it's been happening ever since they did the meme 4k release it was perfectly fine before that

more punchable face than sicily's?

do you remember when you first met an ethnic of any sort

Being Australian and not knowing how to drive is sufferin̈g

another indigenous round?

>>149611468
when my family moved to australia

>>149611451
wouldn't fuck a single one of these mingers

>>149611468
probably preprimary

driving gives me insane anxiety but my instructor told me I was one of the most naturally talented driver's he'd ever seen

>>149611483
they say that to everyone to calm their nerves you sped

>>149611480
>implying they'd even give you the time of day, let alone talk to you
Lol

>>149611480
>Couldn't pull a lesbo
Grim.

need a good podcast to listen to while i cook dinner

>>149611502
fin vs history
radio rental

>>149611502
the rest is history
no such thing as a fish
literature and history
mysterious universe

>>149611502
>I need to be stimulated 247 get a fucking grip u child

>>149611488
Not all of us are alphas.

>>149611513
who are you quoting

Brisbane pooftas singing their stupid fucking song while port go down and kick a goal. Poetic

>>149611523
port sing their own stupid song, mate.

>>149611532
i'll make you sing when i my cock up your ass

>>149611514
What does a ring on the right hand's ring finger mean? Asking as a virgin

>>149611537
sounds about port.

I wonder how many vaginas will be enveloping a penis tonight

>>149611550
about tree fiddy

>>149611540
She likes jewelry.

>>149611550
atleast 1, me misso

>>149611502
real crusades history

>>149611550
gonna thrash my missus if she's off her rags tonight

I don't like loving here I have never felt included I feel like an outcast I think I'll move to Japan or korea

>>149611540
>>149611553
Many countries wear their wedding ring on the right hand; orthodox countries and I believe Germany and spain. But that's probably not the reason in this case. Just wanted to share that info

>>149611563
Real gangsters run red lights.

>>149611571
This is good intel for an incel, thank you

lads sam just posted

>>149611563
Protip: Get some gladwrap and double it up and tape it to her legs so it covers her vagina.
Do virginal sex roleplay.

>>149611570
Freudian typo.

>>149611584
stop watching porn you degenerate coomer

Thank you lads for the podcast recs. I'm listening to one now, won't say which, so it doesn't seem like I overlooked the others.

getting back into art

Port were doing good for a while there...

kek port are so fucking bad

>>149611617
Looks like you've got some real talent in this area. Keep it up, mate.

I put a cheeky bet on Port. My rule with gambling’s always been: don’t put down anything you’re not willing to lose.

>my snus won
>my banies winning
today is good

>>149611606
I need one to listen to. Mind recommending me one?

>>149611651
Radio Rental

>>149611639
>having two teams
Disgraceful.

my goal song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAqZYA_mAzg&list=RDVAqZYA_mAzg&start_radio=1

>>149611664
bane are the main team, snus are the little brother

i don’t like footy!!!!

i root for all the teams just wanna see them have fun out there

>First 100+ point win of the season is Brisbane thumping Port
KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw&list=RDVAqZYA_mAzg&index=11

myn goalen song

>>149611682
literally my mumza

i’ve been going on a nightwalk and looking through peoples front windows at their TVs, and most of them are watching the league not the afl. i live in melbourne, “afl heartland”, btw

>>149611523
LOL

I'm a fan of the biometrical analysis of the female race

>>149611697
i do this but peoples bedrooms to get an idea of how many vaginas get penetrated on a given night

>>149611697
this is a lie because you would get raped on stabbed going on night walks in Melbourne

every minute of the day I think about what a globalised nightmare world we exist in

>POORT FAGELAIDE THOUGHT THEY WERE IN WITH A SNIFF FOR 10 MINUTES BEFORE BEING COMPLETELY BURIED
point and laugh at Poort supporters.

>>149611708
it's not the 1970s anymore
technicals are hard countered by a $200 drone

If you want a burger eat a burger if you want a French fry eat a French fry

>>149611718
completely missing the point you fucking retard

I'm 5'6, 110kg and bald. Nobody knows my pain.

https://youtu.be/QUvVdTlA23w?list=RDVAqZYA_mAzg

>>149611722
that song slapped

Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Woo (Ooh, ooh)


Guess who's back, back again?
The Yanks' back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na)

The Yank is Back!

MY Lions sure look good right now.

>>149611724
You're utterly fucked with that height but you don't need to be bald or hyper-obese. You can regain your hair and stop eating a bucket of fried chicken every night.

I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Futurama to The Simpsons. Batman to Superman. Rain to Sun. I'm just different

Evening lads, I’ve been on some nonchalant type shi recently

>>149611736
Check, check, check, check. Do you have a sister who is as based?

>>149611738
shii

>>149611730
FUCKING
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>149611750
yeah but she got fat

>>149611736
>Pepsi over Coke.
I'd probably lean Coke but don't feel too passionately either way.
>Futurama to The Simpsons.
Objectively wrong.
>Batman to Superman.
That's the far more popular choice.
>Rain to Sun.
Based if I'm at home, bad if I'm not.

>>149611750
No but straffo may

measured a solid 6'2 in the 'enis 'ump today

>>149611059
>>149611756
samefag?

>>149611758
>Objectively wrong

>>149611723
if you're so scarred of skinny arficans with rusty machetes then start carrying yourself
my longsword has a longer reach and is specifically designed for killing humans

Bought a deck of darts for the first time in 5ish years

>>149611771
>Machete
>Longsword
You'll get absolutely mogged by a person with a spear.

>my longsword has a longer reach and is specifically designed for killing humans

Playing psychonauts for the first time, am I in for kino?

>>149611771
Shame you can't have freedom pew pews

>>149611771
i have a 'long sword'
>>149611762

>>149611775
Throw it out mate

>>149611788
Play Policenauts instead.

literally do nothing on weekends now that my girlfriend and i have broken up

>>149611759
The one on the boat?

>>149611809
based

best antidote to africans

>>149611799
188cm? How does that work?

>>149611817
Africans will encircle them and attack from the side/back. Free kills desu.

>>149611819
you sound a bit insecure lad

https://youtu.be/3gLzr_65YDM

>>149611817
spears are fucking boring, i want severed limbs and spilled guts

>>149611788
play octonauts instead

Port are getting arse raped

This is the first time all season port have had a full strength team btw
>40 points down at qtr time

>>149611833
shan't be watching this

>>149611809
mind if i have a crack at her?

>>149611844
Ratugolea got injured. He's been that good for him this season.

Lads, Dan just posted

>>149611836
Textbook front foot pullshot, this.

think I have inherited my mum's eating disorder
don't get hungry at all unless I'm blind drunk. only eat because I have to

Do you guys prefer Argie or Bargie?

GO SAINTS

>>149611874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWRr03VcA-0

>>149611736
I lean Coke but I’m hoarding Pepsi right now because they’re about the change it to Pepsi half-max.

I regret not appreciating Sprite before they changed it permanently to Diet Sprite.

>>149611833
built for fat white /afl/ virgins

>>149611779
Thats a good idea actually, might get a fishing spear from BCF for home defence

think i might have IBS or something i can't stop blowing off and it really fucking stinks

>>149611817
That is where your wrong kiddo

(pic very related)

>>149611901
>home defence
You'll get shanked when you try to go around door corners.

>>149611926
i know how to sweep a room

>>149611935
based janitor lad

>>149611844
>>149611851
>first full strength team all season
>visintini
>ratugolea
>jones
>Maybe powell-pepper all injured before half time

>>149611926
have you never used a bayonet in your life? you grasp it further up the shaft and hold it in tight to your body so you can go through doors/hallways and still thrust with it

Saints v Hawks is kino

remember back in 2008 at high school there was this huge incident when the autistic kid called the only black kid in the school a nigger and they had to get like 10 teachers to hold back the black kid

>West Coast young gun Harley Reid and Giants star Tom Green have both copped fines from their fiery clash at Optus Stadium on Friday night.

>Green can accept a $3750 fine (with an early plea) for striking Reid during the third quarter. The incident was assessed as intentional conduct but low impact to the body, meaning the midfield bull avoided any risk of a suspension.

>Meanwhile, Reid was also slugged with a $3750 fine for rough conduct stemming from a first-quarter incident with Xavier O’Halloran.

>>149611817
it is fucking wild to try and imagine what this stuff must've been like
the idea that formations would tend to drift right since everyone is kind of trying to get themselves a bit more behind the shield of the bloke to his right makes it feel real, just one of things that you don't think about

>>149611833
yummers

>powell-pepper
>to wines
>to butters
Feeling hungry lads

>>149611947
Try doing that with a 1.8m long bayonet. The door frame would make it so you cannot hit the inside wall/corner.

>>149611951
imagine proving the other guy right by chimping out and becoming violent because a 6 letter word was said

>>149611953
>Toby Green elbows Reid in the throat
>Then tries to punch his head while he's on the ground
>Then throws the ball at Reid's balls
>Not cited at all
TOBY TAX

>still no hundred point DRUBBING
fucking sick of this softcock poofer shit league

buttstroke, smash, slash, in, out, en garde, advance

Stableronaldo is such a Jewish plant

so many people vote against their own interest but i don't

>>149611996
you vote?

Hey anons what is the temp at the Gabba?

>>149611996
based trumpet of patriots voter

fuck my tight little bumhole with a big black dildo

>>149612016
About 55F

>>149612025
for me it's unrealistic colored dildos

>>149612031
Thanks

Brisbane's best is probably the best in the league and they look unstoppable when they turn it on but they just refuse to play four quarters. Never do any more than they need to and constantly let other teams back in when they just switch off after figuring they've done enough.

i miss the days where the gabba wasn't constantly sold out and you could get reasonably priced tickets

>>149612044
Happy to help you out, Based Yank

>>149611759
they both got fat

butchersperg is the worst foren flag

rate my fit

I can't wait until the Australian championship starts in october

>>149612066
phwoarrr some real slampiggies in that photo

>>149612071
marmite monkey ausralan...

>>149612066

Well of to feed the the pussies there morning chow. Still a bit buzzed from celebrating the freedom holiday, Independence day. I swear the Lions better come out swinging or I'm gonna have a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

>>149612073
>pants way too baggy
>jacket too small
>pants unpressed
>Tie looks retarded
>Sneakers
4/10

corrr anybody else catch the arse on that poort assistant?

>>149612073
actually pathetic

>>149612071

>>149612100
The jacket looks fine.

life is a cosmic joke

>>149612096
Crisp, see you soon mate

>>149612073
failed attempt at sprezzatura

>>149611894
>Pepsi half-max
the fuck is that?
I way prefer the taste of pepsi-max over coke zero (used to be alright until they changed it now it just tastes like flavoured water.)

>>149612100
>jacket too small
?

>>149612109
Yeah, but I wanted to list five things instead of four.

>>149612119
>it just tastes like flavoured water
It is.

>>149612125
Stupid sunglasses.

>>149612066
criminal how much weight they put on

its up
>>149612145
>>149612145
>>149612145

>>149612073
Need loser pants, the outline of your penis going down your leg is showing.

>>149612073
>2025
>Not knowing how to tie your shoe laces
tip top keks

dad used to always say "a six pack is perfect for footy; you get one beer to warm up, one beer per quarter, and one beer to celebrate or commiserate afterwards". always through he was a wise old man but mum tried to surprise him with lunch at work one and and found him in the work ute in the parking lot with a philipino guy half his age, and then a week later i never saw him again.

>>149612174
wise nonce dadza

>>149612174
Did you ever see the Filipino guy again?