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>Lap:#7976
>Countdown to Semen Slurp: Power by Greggs™https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:>>149600974>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641
>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:212 (211 starts)
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:241 (238 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)
>News:FP3 now
Gasly doubts Alpine can avoid finishing last in the championship
Tim Mayer accuses FIA president Ben Sulayem of ‘reign of terror’ after announcing candidacy
Proudy has been given a formal warning for "driving in a manner potentially dangerous to other drivers"
Silverstone boss wants better transport infrastructure to circuit, government says "no"
Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he wants to hear "what more we as a government can do to support" Formula 1.
Emma Raducanu knocked out of Wimbledon last night after honourable performance, expected to attend British GP on Sunday
don't let pozfags make threads
BOX TO OVERTAKE
BOX TO OVERTAKE
BOX TO OVERTAKE
LEWLEW KEKED BY A BARGEBOARD HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't think this semenslurping sport is for me
>RED FLAG
>LOW SEMEN
>RED FLAG
>LOW SEMEN
>>149612545nnNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PIT FOR SOFTS
PIT FOR SOFTS
>>149612575this woman scares me
like gary busey
>>149612566she's dead to me now, ozempic skeleton mode
>>149612566TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>149612595they make you seethe
>>149612566Are her tiny tits getting even smaller?
>>149612605>theyhaha
hello saar
which British celebrities do you hope to see on Brundle's gridwalk tomorrow ?
>pic rel
>semenslurper of semenstone
>>149612595their food's worse than ours mate
>>149612588I thought I was alone. Too little fat on her now
>>149612566THANKS MR SKELETAL
>>149612613best of the best marshals in the world
>>149612617what gender is that?
>>149612617>semenstonekek
>>149612617pronouns: jan/ny
>>149612614Vishwashkumar Ramesh
>>149612531 (OP)>Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he wants to hear "what more we as a government can do to support" Formula 1of course the tyrant wants to do more to distract people with bread and circuses
MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT
BORTOILETO CONFIRMED SHITTER
>qualifying in 2:25
it's over
>>149612698porpoising mate
Weak ass front axles on the sauber
front left smashes itself to bits from a bump
>'car is designed to face forwards'
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE PITLANE
Lance is thinking "I hope I don't get blamed for this"
>>149612698suspension shat the bed
binotto is the pro at avoiding the gamer dent, he's got his headphones basically horizontally
>>149612737Someone upload the tongue sticking out of Yuki's car in Imola
>he lost it going into the pits
>>149612698suspension just gave up
the state of Sauber
>Crashes into the pitlane entrance
What a spastic
>>149612738cars not ment to do that
what an exciting p3 wow lol
>>149612750What would they have done if he couldn't get it moving lmfao
bearman's gonna get 10 places isn't he
>>149612737>>149612740>>149612750>here's your generational talent english"""""man"""""
>>149612750holy kwab, at least bort was pushing
>>149612750drivers not ment to do that
>>149612719>Hits a bump>Suspension destroys itself
>4 minutes left after red flag
>every car on track
That would have been an entertaining quali sim if it wasn't for shitters
Please let Chuck podium and Lewis DNF
bravo what a spectacle of shit
>>149612758 (me)
>AND he's going to get a grid penalty for a red flag infringementfucking kek
>>149612771He was "attacking" the pit entry, making it a red flag infringement
Grid Pen incoming
bearman is allowed to crash on the account of being a twink
>tend to be more penile in their punishments
What did he mean by this?
>>149612637post it, you know what I'm talking about
>>149612800what are you talking about?
>Naomi bellybutton visible through her dress
>>149612818you know what he's talking about
>>149612818you know, don't play dumb
>>149612794Bearman is likely to be sodomized by the stewards
>>149612800I would but I'm not at home. Someone else has to do it this time.
>>149612826>>149612830guys, come on. i really don't know.
>>149612846Yeah but what's his punishment going to be?
Bwoooo i spwained me anckle :-(
it huwwts :-(
>https://streamable.com/af6hy7
Max keking at Bearman crashing
>>149612858no reach-around
>>149612858MBS personally chop off hand... Arab justice
>>149612849kek the "not at home" excuse...
I'm too lazy to change my IP right now, need to finish some download first
>>149612851you are not a real fan
>>149612878>"KWAB"I just love this guy
>>149612878I knew when they cut the audio it was a good reaction
>>149612884Shame she never got to play Lara Croft.
Less than 3 hours till Lewi puts it on pole
>>149612941puts what on whose pole
>>149612941Ok but where will he qualify before then?
>>149612948Play Wild Arms on a PS1 emulator
>>149612948Your F2 Sprint?
>>149612878He watches someone crash and he laughs at him. His fellow driver could've been hurt or worse and he laughs.
>>149612897finger licking good
>>149612908she was insane in Prince of Persia
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>>149612878what's he saying? my speakers are shit and my headphones are out of charge
>oh my gods, what was he... dooting
>>149612988Shitting it at the pitlane entry should always warrant being laughed at in whatever class of motorsport.
>>149612566Computer, enhance bust size
>>149612988>His fellow driver could've been hurt or worseyeah it's worse than that, the driver is british
>>149612719Crappy ass parts
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Evil Albon
Keanu gonna look wild when he loses his hair
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WHY IS HE HERE
>>149613046He's never going to lose it
>>149613064He's best mates with Jens since making the Brawn GP doc
Keanu's thoughts on the 2025 season
>I think it's been... a really... amazing season
Keanu is such a sperg man
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>Against the power of Mercedes, there can be no victory. We must join with him, Max. We must join Torger. It would be wise my friend.
>>149613089When he was just talking about the season it sounded like he didn't know what he was talking about
>>149612613the state of UK
>>149612748hamilton did that in china in 2007 or 2008
>>149613064He is Neo and Buddha, man. Show some respect.
>>149613124He's into bikes, his interest in F1 is purely performative
Will Dunne unify Ireland?
>>149613176>forgetting Ted
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>max estrogen
THANX
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THANX
i will be very disappointed if there is any one called to f1 from f poo
utter SHIT field
are doriane just finished p20 in hungary btw
>>149612717>>149612776Happened in Australia also, but with the rear suspension.
>>149613215modern "f1" driver
>sky sports indoctrination is waning
https://youtu.be/kdW1IA1ADSo?t=34
SAAR
DO NOT PASS SAAR
LET ME WIN SAAR
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f1 could never with those land yachts
>>149613254did he had a stroke at the end there or was that just dutch? i can never tell
>>149613254That old Ferrari fan is based as hell
Sandbags don't come off till Q3
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>>149613254>Sky talks like max is Antichrist >Max starts talks with Mercedes>Sky starts praising and promoting Max
>>149612617Good for xer/xim.
how will fornaroli fumble it today?
I like the F2 liveries this year, easy to spot everyone
>>149612750>>149612719So this is the power of the new generation? Should have to be over 27 to race in F1.
Bring back balding Germans and Australians who look like they're in their 50s!
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>all those cars under a blanket
F1 could literally never
>>149612617>janny cleaning coomposting.webm
>lindblad
>browning
>fellow countrymen
doesn't sound like it
Lindblad
More like Lindbad
>>149612948Take your gf on a driving date around town, make her go commando though.
>Hamilton straight
Don't they mean Hangar straight?
We should start a drinking game that whenever they say Maggotts and Becketts we are drinking and if they say Hamilton straight we are drinking doubles
>>149613359way too fat, improve your taste, macaco
>>149613358Lindblad
More like Blindlad
>>149613359does it count as commando when you cannot see anything because of all the fat?
>>149613366Hanged straight more like it.
>>149613383Did you get leave to watch this, Pvt. Gomez?
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
ireland's alex dunne
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pirelli tires are shit
I wish we could have got a sprint weekend actually
>should i keep driving?
we'll get back to you on that
>>149613409Has the IRA gone too far now?
TSU
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absolute unit trackjannies
Jannies sponsored by Greggs
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oh, so they just renamed the club/national straight to the hamilton straight
>mini smashed by maini
almost!
oh look the stewards are retarded
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Is this a Force India?
>dunne runs mini off the track
>mini gets the penalty
he's definitely mclaren jr
Honestly, based stewarding that. Kek
how many bongs till qualifying?
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Is this a Renault?
stroll
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>last place
>fastest lap
>>149613492it's at 16:00 my time
>>149613510I can't read military time
>>1496135241 bong and 15 bings
How do you cope with the fact that Max is not winning this season?
>>149613539I just think about how the mclaren gay boys will be btfo next year when their car advantage is removed
>>149613550I mean how do you cope without sounding like your seething
just harassed the shit out of a slow cornering m4
also the coconut water i bought was spoiled so i will be in the next chubbyemu video
>>149613539By being White, 6ft4, 12% bodyfat, 210lbs, 7.5 x 6 inches
>>149613480It's the shitty modern rules, unless you're at least fully alongside they expect you to back out from these.
>>149613556will the windies bowlers do much harassing of our batspersons today?
>>149613559That's every single 4chan user though
when did hamilton become straight?
why are they using the turn names so much
>race finally gets exciting after twenty laps of semen slurping
>yellow flag
at least it was only temporary
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>Stanczyk
>>149613609so /f1/ keeps posting
>hamilton straight
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England next
>>149613609because silverstone is speshul or something and they want to show off
>>149613226>it looks messy but I'm sliding on purpose...into her DMs.
>>149613609f1 commentators love distracting you from how boring the races are with their gay trivia
>>149613609brits sucking their own dicks as always
italiabros we won a sprint
>yellow flag after the chequered flag
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>6 places up from the start
stanek surge
>>149613609using turn numbers is just ableism. you assume people are able to count all the turns in their head.
unless they use numbers as names too.
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>f2 drivers are younger than me now
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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DOC 24 - Infringement - Car 87 - Failure to comply with red flag
this is how kimi drank his victory champagne last year
>>149613684Considering he was dogshit with good teams in f4 and F3 it's fair to say that his engine is most likely the best on the grid
>>149613719>Le 21-yo prospect
>>149613719Welcome to the club.
>>149613726don't forget to cup the balls
>>149613725>10 place grid penalty and 4 penalty points for BearmanHoly shit
>>149613725>10 placesThe stewards aren't fucking around today
>>149613725>>149612750what the fuck is wrong with him
that should be a race ban outright
>>149613732after 2030, they will be recruiting F1 drivers straight out of primary school because younger is always better
>>149613725>look everyone, we punish british drivers too!
>>149613725Maybe he should have crashed into another driver instead, then he would have only got 3 penalty points
do you remember how they started giving stop&go instead of drive-thru at silverstone, because the pitlane of the new layout is so short?
>>149613725>went into the pit lane at 260kphWhat is wrong with him
>>149613756>that should be a race ban outrightThis is hysteria
>>149613725that boy ain't right
>>149613725>he was faster on pit entry under red than under greenmy sides
>>149613609>turn>turn, semenstone
>>149613725hes just a girl
leave him alone :(
>>149613780>accelerated significantly to race pace and entered the pit entry road at 260kphit's him that's completely retarded here friend
look at mr kojak sucking a lollipop
juan loves the chupachups
punishing this is a crime
Is Montoya older than Brad Pitt? He could come back to F1 and team up with his son
>>149613834hes kinda ugly
t. my wife
>>149613725POSICION PARA FERNANDO
and fair penal
>>149613758>because younger is always better
>>149613845>Is Montoya older than Brad Pitt?hope this helps lol
>>149613780Nah, not punishing drivers properly for this shit is how we got Bianchi's suicide and everyone going crazy about muh safety.
>>149613719I'm 36. Chill the fuck out lad.
>rushed italian anthem
fucking fom
fucking domenicali
>>149613845Just fuck them both ffs. Men nowadays are pussies, this is why women are fucking blacks, because they're animals
>>149613869I don't want a double halo, lads
>>149613868kek
and so many dumbshits will just blindly believe any assertion ai makes
>>149613873I'm 42 and I'm fucking terrified of a new 25yo coworker who's started recently and is cute as fuck, super nice, very friendly and warm whenever we speak and a visit to HR looking for a place to happen.
>>149613868Companies really trust this shit to do their accounting and payroll lol
>>149613876>Just fuck them both ffsBased and oyakodon-pilled.
>>149613861>brazil nigeposting
F1 Academy driver Alba Hurup Larsen is not racing in British F4 at Silverstone because it's a non-championship round and she wants to save her energy for the title battle
>>149613845Would fuck both at the same time and I don't care who knows it.
>>149613869exactly
red flags should be taken seriously by drivers; the problem when and for what reason race control just about everywhere now put them out
>>149613930That's a solid neck
Who was the last soulful brit driver to win the british gp?
>>149613868lmao
the future is now!
>>149613963>soulful brit driverdidnt exist, doesnt exist, and will never exist
>>149613949Made for hickeys.
>>149613963Nige? Jenson never stood on the podium, let alone win it so it can't be him.
>>149613868I can't wait until some retarded ai kills me
>>149613963Sebastian Vettel.
>>149613868Typical AI, make it double think itself and it'll get things right in the end.
pregnant little slut covering up today
>>149613949could really get a good grip around it
AI is based, my gf is AI.
>>149613930Paddock rumor: Due to her connection to Tommy Hilfiger and Tommy Hilfiger's connection to Hamilton, she will replace Aurelia Nobels in the Ferrari Driver Academy next season
>>149613991Looks like she's borrowed that blazer off Edd
>>149614015>she will replace Aurelia Nobels in the Ferrari Driver Academy next season>Replacing the best looking girl with the 2nd best looking girlWhats the point? Why can't we have both?
>>149614026Feels bear man
>>149614015cheers big ears
>>149614041>tattoos>good lookingLet me guess, you think the Sauber livery eats or looks lit or whatever the fuck?
>>149614041Solid assessment.
>>149614063wanking to alba is on
>>149614063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtEJKTIu-KI
>>149613949Bearman × Larsen giraffe children
>>149614055scribbles are unfortunate but not deal breakers
>>149614090Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>149613725everyone talking about max getting a race ban but bearman's ready for one with 1 more red flag infringement
>>149614135j-just wait until he goes to williams... he's gonna destroy albono
>>149614080>In Finland, the age of consent for sexual activity is 16 years oldThis is /f1/ related because it's been 16 years since Jenson Button won the F1 world championship
>>149613949She needs it to drive those kind of cars.
why did the woman say that driving 260kmh+ under red flag is "easily done"? is the pregnancy making her retarded?
>>149613725>To make matters worse,Why do they feel the need to add flair to these official rulings?
>>149614135Exposed by Albono
>>149614160I remember going to the cinema to see Terminator Salvation in high school
>>149614015Her ears are like rocket fins.
>>149614172They use AI to write them
>>149614160Doesn't make you any less of a degenerate and disgusting nonce
>>149614188>the rocket knows where it is because it can hear where it isnt
>>149614055She has a small tattoo and it's not in a gross spot.
>>149614187You had a cinema in your high school?
>>149614151Enter... Ryo Hirakawa
>>149614172Did you not see the Silverstone track jannies?
>>149612617
>>149614160whats the drinking age now? I still recall going to Helsenki and drinking in a pub when we were only 16
>>149612617Surprised they can jump that high
We need more Senna's on the grid.
>>14961422418 for most alcohol, 20 for spirits.
Should prices to American F1 races be lowered, given the socio-economic situation in the country?
>>149614238It's just a part time gig. His full time job is being a reddit mod.
>>149614243>20 for spirits.what kind of barbarism is this
>>149614246I knew becoming a father lowers a man's testosterone levels but apparently becoming an ex-father does as well.
>>149614272We are trying to keep our life expectancy at first world levels, plz understand
>>149614289lmao just stop killing you'reselfs perkele
>>149614246and his wealth is literally top 2% in the usa
>>149614222murder everyone that puts shoes on upholstery
>still baiting with muh rain
pathetic
jenson just rinsed this bitch lmao
Well we are here in England so naturally Ruth and Laura dress like fucking weirdos.
I think Max can still win
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track looks grim lawns dead turn the sprinklers on
and burnt the fluro yellow grandstand to the ground while theyre at it. this is not motogp and rossi is not racing
very unenglish
>>149614323she saw us talking about her little fuck belly now shes mad
>>149614323Why is she wearing the 2003 NBA draft suit
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>>149614160Reminder that green = good, yellow = ok, orange and red = cringe hags
>>149614323Why do brits overdress in the summer?
>>149614322mathematically yes, but I think we need a piastri dnf for him to claw back within striking distance
>>149614354Brits are very unserious people.
>>149614346No law? Also 20 kek
bearman shakes his hips when he walks like women do in films when they're trying to be sexy
>>149614323I dont like blacks but Sniff is cute
that vuvuzela in the background is really fucking annoying
>>149614323He hairline is so bad she should just shave it and go bald.
The chad bus driver vs the virgin tv presenters
My boy yuki... Just needs more time...
>>149614207All the way down her spine is neither of those things
>Hue commentator saying that she's feeling light rain on her face
>>149614395shes always pushing her tits so tight for the drivers its crazy
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>>149614246And it isn't even summer yet
F1TV hires the weirdest looking people
Palmer is handsome but everyone else is an ugly freak
>>149614413It is 10C warmer than than in my central air house. I'm wearing shorts and a t shirt.
>>149614323She's carrying a white man's child btw
>>149614419yeah and she grabbed amx arm very tight
GOD DAMMIT
EATING ICE CREAM A BIT TOO FAST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
>>149614448I just had four ice cream sandwiches in quick succession and I'm not feeling anything
>>149614436dont like the shot where you see the mans bumhole
>>149614436isnt he jewish?
>>149614436wtf her soles are paler than mine
>>149614454You don't have a brain.
>>149614423they always love it
>>149614462Jews are just white people.
>>149614454based immune from concussions man
Don't forget to like and subscribe, hit the notification bell and please share this with your friends
>>149614436Yeah... idk about that
I hope a non-Brit gets pole because it would be funny
Hadjar is using two sets of C4 for qualifying
alobros, today we lose agaisnt troll
Made some changes to my FantasyGP team, can't wait to see how I get fucked by the racing gods this weekend :)
NAOMI BETTER BE HAVING A GIRL
This is Independence Day weekend. It’s only right for the Brits to lose this one.
>>149614507Lewis is gay, gayer than all of Finland combined
>>149614509Oscar is still British but a criminal.
Stowe has been taken over by Lando fans... PS3 sisters where are we at?
>>149614520You'll be fine, you aren't me
did you guys see that old geezer taking a cheeky puff?
>>149614507>dayuuum this handsome white man made my black sister pregnant
>>149614454I just had 2 l of beer and 2 l of cola in quick succession and I'm not feeling anything
>>149614454The Colossus of Cologne
>>149614490Not according to themselves.
>will miss quali because I'm watching my cousin play basketball
Nice that they zoomed out after his eyes started pointing opposite directions
>>149614555trips of trvth. death to mclel and yahudis
What did my man Manbearpig do?
>any contact with the barrier is frowned upon
Can any Formula One experts itt confirm this?
Anri Okita was born 65.04km from Silverstone circuit
>>149614566Crashed going into pit lane during red flag.
>>149614566said "fuck your red flags", sped up to racing speed and then deliberately crashed into the pit lane entry
cmon jobbers, warm the track
>>149614561one eye on the track, one eye on the streets
>>149614576We are checking
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TROLl TROLL TROLL TROLL
>>149614559>miss quali because I'm watching my wifes son plays basketball
>>149613896Are they a woman (female)?
Do you have a partner already?
If yes then keep control of yourself. If no it mite b cool to bang her but also I have a NEVER FUCK ANYONE FROM WORK rule because 9 times out of 10 it's not worth the drama.
>>149614015holy shit she is hot
>>149614041nobels is no more underage, please understand
>>149614561>>149614563Is that the partner of hamilton?
What's up with that safety car?
Bernd too fast?
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