Thread 149612531

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
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Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
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>News:
FP3 now
Gasly doubts Alpine can avoid finishing last in the championship
Tim Mayer accuses FIA president Ben Sulayem of ‘reign of terror’ after announcing candidacy
Proudy has been given a formal warning for "driving in a manner potentially dangerous to other drivers"
Silverstone boss wants better transport infrastructure to circuit, government says "no"
Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he wants to hear "what more we as a government can do to support" Formula 1.
Emma Raducanu knocked out of Wimbledon last night after honourable performance, expected to attend British GP on Sunday

don't let pozfags make threads

gimi

bum fucking arseholes

BOX TO OVERTAKE

BOX TO OVERTAKE

BOX TO OVERTAKE

LEWLEW KEKED BY A BARGEBOARD HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't think this semenslurping sport is for me

>>149612531 (OP)
faggot

>RED FLAG
>LOW SEMEN
>RED FLAG
>LOW SEMEN

>>149612545
nnNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PIT FOR SOFTS

PIT FOR SOFTS

>>149612575
this woman scares me
like gary busey

>>149612566
she's dead to me now, ozempic skeleton mode

what's wrong with brits

>>149612566
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

cute slampig marshall

AMD
AMX

>>149612595
they make you seethe

>>149612566
Are her tiny tits getting even smaller?

>>149612605
>they
haha
hello saar

which British celebrities do you hope to see on Brundle's gridwalk tomorrow ?
>pic rel

>>149612595
their food's worse than ours mate

>>149612588
I thought I was alone. Too little fat on her now

>>149612566
THANKS MR SKELETAL

>>149612613
best of the best marshals in the world

>>149612601
>>149612613
that's a man

>>149612617
what gender is that?

>>149612617
>semenstone
kek

>>149612617
pronouns: jan/ny

>>149612617
That's a man

>>149612614
Vishwashkumar Ramesh

>>149612531 (OP)
>Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he wants to hear "what more we as a government can do to support" Formula 1
of course the tyrant wants to do more to distract people with bread and circuses

>BORT
KWAB

kwabriel

ABORT

BORT

beaner shitter

KWABOLETO

MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT

aBORTed

it's over

BORTOILETO CONFIRMED SHITTER

>qualifying in 2:25
it's over

hows he done that

based retard bort

Will Bort race tomorrow?

>>149612698
porpoising mate

Weak ass front axles on the sauber

front left smashes itself to bits from a bump

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE PITLANE

Lance is thinking "I hope I don't get blamed for this"

>>149612698
suspension shat the bed

binotto is the pro at avoiding the gamer dent, he's got his headphones basically horizontally

shitters

jesus christ twinkman

>>149612737
Someone upload the tongue sticking out of Yuki's car in Imola

KWABMAN
W
A
B
M
A
N

>>149612698
suspension just gave up
the state of Sauber

>Crashes into the pitlane entrance
What a spastic

>>149612738
cars not ment to do that

what an exciting p3 wow lol

>>149612750
What would they have done if he couldn't get it moving lmfao

bearman's gonna get 10 places isn't he

>>149612737
>>149612740
>>149612750
>here's your generational talent english"""""man"""""

>>149612750
holy kwab, at least bort was pushing

>>149612750
drivers not ment to do that

>>149612719
>Hits a bump
>Suspension destroys itself

>4 minutes left after red flag
>every car on track
That would have been an entertaining quali sim if it wasn't for shitters

>>149612739
status: GAAN

Please let Chuck podium and Lewis DNF

bravo what a spectacle of shit

>>149612758 (me)
>AND he's going to get a grid penalty for a red flag infringement
fucking kek

>>149612771
He was "attacking" the pit entry, making it a red flag infringement
Grid Pen incoming

bearman is allowed to crash on the account of being a twink

>tend to be more penile in their punishments
What did he mean by this?

>>149612637
post it, you know what I'm talking about

I am not a fan of Bottas

>>149612804
same

>>149612800
what are you talking about?

>>149612818
you know what he's talking about

>>149612818
you know, don't play dumb

>>149612747
here you go

>>149612794
Bearman is likely to be sodomized by the stewards

>>149612800
I would but I'm not at home. Someone else has to do it this time.

>>149612826
>>149612830
guys, come on. i really don't know.

>>149612846
Yeah but what's his punishment going to be?

Fkino soon

MIGGERS

Bwoooo i spwained me anckle :-(
it huwwts :-(

>https://streamable.com/af6hy7
Max keking at Bearman crashing

>>149612858
no reach-around

Britain

>>149612858
MBS personally chop off hand... Arab justice

>>149612849
kek the "not at home" excuse...
I'm too lazy to change my IP right now, need to finish some download first
>>149612851
you are not a real fan

>>149612878
>"KWAB"
I just love this guy

>>149612878
I knew when they cut the audio it was a good reaction

>>149612884
Shame she never got to play Lara Croft.

>>149612908
TUMMY
U
M
M
Y

Less than 3 hours till Lewi puts it on pole

what do i do for 2 hours

>>149612941
puts what on whose pole

>>149612941
Ok but where will he qualify before then?

>>149612948
Play Wild Arms on a PS1 emulator

>>149612878
lmao

>>149612948
Your F2 Sprint?

>>149612951
you
my pole

>>149612878
He watches someone crash and he laughs at him. His fellow driver could've been hurt or worse and he laughs.

>>149612897
finger licking good
>>149612908
she was insane in Prince of Persia

>>149612948
goon

>>149612878
what's he saying? my speakers are shit and my headphones are out of charge
>oh my gods, what was he... dooting

>>149612988
Shitting it at the pitlane entry should always warrant being laughed at in whatever class of motorsport.

>>149612566
Computer, enhance bust size

>>149612988
>His fellow driver could've been hurt or worse
yeah it's worse than that, the driver is british

>>149612719
Crappy ass parts

Evil Albon

Keanu gonna look wild when he loses his hair

never going to happen

WHY IS HE HERE

>>149613046
He's never going to lose it

>>149613064
He's best mates with Jens since making the Brawn GP doc

Keanu's thoughts on the 2025 season
>I think it's been... a really... amazing season

Keanu is such a sperg man

>>149613089
When he was just talking about the season it sounded like he didn't know what he was talking about

>>149612613
the state of UK

DUN (REMIX)

DUNNE (REMIX)

>>149612748
hamilton did that in china in 2007 or 2008

>>149613064
He is Neo and Buddha, man. Show some respect.

>>149613172
2007

>>149613124
He's into bikes, his interest in F1 is purely performative

Will Dunne unify Ireland?

>>149613176
>forgetting Ted

THANX

i will be very disappointed if there is any one called to f1 from f poo
utter SHIT field

are doriane just finished p20 in hungary btw

>>149612717
>>149612776
Happened in Australia also, but with the rear suspension.

>>149613215
modern "f1" driver

SAAR

>sky sports indoctrination is waning
https://youtu.be/kdW1IA1ADSo?t=34

SAAR
DO NOT PASS SAAR
LET ME WIN SAAR

>>149612948
nap

Can't corner the borner

f1 could never with those land yachts

>>149613254
did he had a stroke at the end there or was that just dutch? i can never tell

>>149613254
That old Ferrari fan is based as hell

Sandbags don't come off till Q3

>>149613254
>Sky talks like max is Antichrist
>Max starts talks with Mercedes
>Sky starts praising and promoting Max

>>149612617
Good for xer/xim.

how will fornaroli fumble it today?

SLURP

>>149613293
beautiful

I like the F2 liveries this year, easy to spot everyone

>>149612750
>>149612719
So this is the power of the new generation? Should have to be over 27 to race in F1.
Bring back balding Germans and Australians who look like they're in their 50s!

>all those cars under a blanket
F1 could literally never

>>149612617
>janny cleaning coomposting.webm

>lindblad
>browning
>fellow countrymen
doesn't sound like it

Lindblad
More like Lindbad

>>149612948
Take your gf on a driving date around town, make her go commando though.

>Hamilton straight
Don't they mean Hangar straight?

Minì

We should start a drinking game that whenever they say Maggotts and Becketts we are drinking and if they say Hamilton straight we are drinking doubles

>>149613359
way too fat, improve your taste, macaco

>>149613358
Lindblad
More like Blindlad

>>149613359
does it count as commando when you cannot see anything because of all the fat?

>mini
>dunne

KWAB

>Hamilton
>Straight

>>149613366
Hanged straight more like it.

kek Dunne you faggot

DUMB DUMB DUMB

>>149613383
Did you get leave to watch this, Pvt. Gomez?

you've been hit by
you've been struck by
ireland's alex dunne

pirelli tires are shit

>bravissimo good job
KEK

I wish we could have got a sprint weekend actually

>should i keep driving?
we'll get back to you on that

>>149613409
Has the IRA gone too far now?

post moar chubby asians

nice

>>149612992
>>149613293
>>149613322

>>149612617
tsuuuu

marshalls fat

absolute unit trackjannies

Jannies sponsored by Greggs

oh, so they just renamed the club/national straight to the hamilton straight

>mini smashed by maini
almost!

corr

oh look the stewards are retarded

>mini gets the penal
wat

Is this a Force India?

>dunne runs mini off the track
>mini gets the penalty
he's definitely mclaren jr

Honestly, based stewarding that. Kek

how many bongs till qualifying?

Is this a Renault?

>last place
>fastest lap

>>149613492
it's at 16:00 my time

>>149613510
I can't read military time

>>149613524
1 bong and 15 bings

How do you cope with the fact that Max is not winning this season?

>>149613539
I just think about how the mclaren gay boys will be btfo next year when their car advantage is removed

>>149613550
I mean how do you cope without sounding like your seething

just harassed the shit out of a slow cornering m4
also the coconut water i bought was spoiled so i will be in the next chubbyemu video

>>149613539
By being White, 6ft4, 12% bodyfat, 210lbs, 7.5 x 6 inches

>>149613480
It's the shitty modern rules, unless you're at least fully alongside they expect you to back out from these.

>>149613556
will the windies bowlers do much harassing of our batspersons today?

>>149613534
thank you

>>149613566
mayhaps

what straight

>>149613559
That's every single 4chan user though

yugi

when did hamilton become straight?

why are they using the turn names so much

>race finally gets exciting after twenty laps of semen slurping
>yellow flag
at least it was only temporary

I miss Chego lads

kek

>>149612948
VR porn

>>149613609
so /f1/ keeps posting
>hamilton straight

England next

>>149613609
because silverstone is speshul or something and they want to show off

>>149613226
>it looks messy but I'm sliding on purpose
...into her DMs.

>>149613609
f1 commentators love distracting you from how boring the races are with their gay trivia

>>149613609
brits sucking their own dicks as always

sogar der wilhelms

KWAB

italiabros we won a sprint

first of four in a row

SOL INVICTUS

is seb montoya any good?

Spack Poorfraud

>6 places up from the start
stanek surge

>>149613609
using turn numbers is just ableism. you assume people are able to count all the turns in their head.
unless they use numbers as names too.

>>149613684
haha no

>f2 drivers are younger than me now
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149613684
He's new

DOC 24 - Infringement - Car 87 - Failure to comply with red flag

this is how kimi drank his victory champagne last year

>>149613684
Considering he was dogshit with good teams in f4 and F3 it's fair to say that his engine is most likely the best on the grid

>>149613719
>Le 21-yo prospect

>>149613719
Welcome to the club.

>>149613684
no

>>149613725
>4 points
lol

>>149613726
don't forget to cup the balls

>>149613725
>10 place grid penalty and 4 penalty points for Bearman

Holy shit

>>149613725
>10 places
The stewards aren't fucking around today

>>149613725
>>149612750
what the fuck is wrong with him
that should be a race ban outright

>>149613732
after 2030, they will be recruiting F1 drivers straight out of primary school because younger is always better

>>149613725
Lmao. Damn

>>149613725
>look everyone, we punish british drivers too!

>>149613725
Maybe he should have crashed into another driver instead, then he would have only got 3 penalty points

do you remember how they started giving stop&go instead of drive-thru at silverstone, because the pitlane of the new layout is so short?

>>149613725
>went into the pit lane at 260kph
What is wrong with him

>>149613756
>that should be a race ban outright
This is hysteria

>>149613725
that boy ain't right

>>149613725
fair cop

>>149613725
>he was faster on pit entry under red than under green
my sides

>>149613609
>turn
>turn, semenstone

>>149613725
hes just a girl
leave him alone :(

>>149613780
>accelerated significantly to race pace and entered the pit entry road at 260kph
it's him that's completely retarded here friend

>>149613725
funny read

look at mr kojak sucking a lollipop

juan loves the chupachups

one giggle montoya

punishing this is a crime

>>149613764
Austism bear

Is Montoya older than Brad Pitt? He could come back to F1 and team up with his son

>>149613834
hes kinda ugly
t. my wife

>>149613725
POSICION PARA FERNANDO
and fair penal

>>149613758
>because younger is always better

>named bear-man
>Twink

>>149613845
>Is Montoya older than Brad Pitt?
hope this helps lol

>>149613780
Nah, not punishing drivers properly for this shit is how we got Bianchi's suicide and everyone going crazy about muh safety.

>>149613719
I'm 36. Chill the fuck out lad.

>rushed italian anthem
fucking fom
fucking domenicali

>>149613845
Just fuck them both ffs. Men nowadays are pussies, this is why women are fucking blacks, because they're animals

>>149613868
FUCKING KEK

>>149613869
I don't want a double halo, lads

>>149613868
kek
and so many dumbshits will just blindly believe any assertion ai makes

>>149613873
I'm 42 and I'm fucking terrified of a new 25yo coworker who's started recently and is cute as fuck, super nice, very friendly and warm whenever we speak and a visit to HR looking for a place to happen.

>>149613868
Companies really trust this shit to do their accounting and payroll lol

>>149613876
>Just fuck them both ffs
Based and oyakodon-pilled.

>>149613861
>brazil nigeposting

F1 Academy driver Alba Hurup Larsen is not racing in British F4 at Silverstone because it's a non-championship round and she wants to save her energy for the title battle

>>149613845
Would fuck both at the same time and I don't care who knows it.

>>149613869
exactly
red flags should be taken seriously by drivers; the problem when and for what reason race control just about everywhere now put them out

>>149613930
That's a solid neck

>>149613868
lmao

Who was the last soulful brit driver to win the british gp?

>>149613868
lmao
the future is now!

>>149613963
DC

>>149613963
>soulful brit driver
didnt exist, doesnt exist, and will never exist

>>149613949
Made for hickeys.

>>149613963
Nige? Jenson never stood on the podium, let alone win it so it can't be him.

>>149613868
I can't wait until some retarded ai kills me

>>149613963
Sebastian Vettel.

>>149613868
Typical AI, make it double think itself and it'll get things right in the end.

pregnant little slut covering up today

>>149613949
could really get a good grip around it

AI is based, my gf is AI.

>>149613930
Paddock rumor: Due to her connection to Tommy Hilfiger and Tommy Hilfiger's connection to Hamilton, she will replace Aurelia Nobels in the Ferrari Driver Academy next season

>>149613991
Looks like she's borrowed that blazer off Edd

oliver cuckitini

>10 grid penal
Lol
Lmao

>>149614015
>she will replace Aurelia Nobels in the Ferrari Driver Academy next season
>Replacing the best looking girl with the 2nd best looking girl
Whats the point? Why can't we have both?

>>149614026
Feels bear man

>>149614015
cheers big ears

>>149614041
>tattoos
>good looking

Let me guess, you think the Sauber livery eats or looks lit or whatever the fuck?

>>149614041
Solid assessment.

nothing is on

>>149614063
wanking to alba is on

>>149614063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtEJKTIu-KI

Nonces deserve the rope

>>149613949
Bearman × Larsen giraffe children

>>149614055
scribbles are unfortunate but not deal breakers

>>149614090
Jesus Christ how horrifying

ynr carlos sainz

>>149613725
everyone talking about max getting a race ban but bearman's ready for one with 1 more red flag infringement

>>149613930
Nice legs

>>149614135
j-just wait until he goes to williams... he's gonna destroy albono

>>149614080
>In Finland, the age of consent for sexual activity is 16 years old

This is /f1/ related because it's been 16 years since Jenson Button won the F1 world championship

>>149613949
She needs it to drive those kind of cars.

why did the woman say that driving 260kmh+ under red flag is "easily done"? is the pregnancy making her retarded?

>>149613725
>To make matters worse,
Why do they feel the need to add flair to these official rulings?

>>149614135
Exposed by Albono

>>149614160
I remember going to the cinema to see Terminator Salvation in high school

>>149614015
Her ears are like rocket fins.

>>149614172
They use AI to write them

>>149614160
Doesn't make you any less of a degenerate and disgusting nonce

>>149614188
>the rocket knows where it is because it can hear where it isnt

>>149614187
I'm sorry

>>149614055
She has a small tattoo and it's not in a gross spot.

>>149614187
You had a cinema in your high school?

>>149614151
Enter... Ryo Hirakawa

>>149614172
Did you not see the Silverstone track jannies? >>149612617

>>149614160
whats the drinking age now? I still recall going to Helsenki and drinking in a pub when we were only 16

>>149612617
Surprised they can jump that high

We need more Senna's on the grid.

>>149612617
For free btw

>>149614224
18 for most alcohol, 20 for spirits.

Should prices to American F1 races be lowered, given the socio-economic situation in the country?

>>149614238
It's just a part time gig. His full time job is being a reddit mod.

>>149614243
>20 for spirits.
what kind of barbarism is this

>>149614246
I knew becoming a father lowers a man's testosterone levels but apparently becoming an ex-father does as well.

>>149614272
We are trying to keep our life expectancy at first world levels, plz understand

>>149614289
lmao just stop killing you'reselfs perkele

gimi

>>149614246
and his wealth is literally top 2% in the usa

>>149614222
murder everyone that puts shoes on upholstery

>still baiting with muh rain
pathetic

jenson just rinsed this bitch lmao

Well we are here in England so naturally Ruth and Laura dress like fucking weirdos.

I think Max can still win

BROWN

track looks grim lawns dead turn the sprinklers on
and burnt the fluro yellow grandstand to the ground while theyre at it. this is not motogp and rossi is not racing
very unenglish

>>149614323
she saw us talking about her little fuck belly now shes mad

ruth my love

>>149614323
Why is she wearing the 2003 NBA draft suit

>>149614160
Reminder that green = good, yellow = ok, orange and red = cringe hags

>>149614323
Why do brits overdress in the summer?

>>149614322
mathematically yes, but I think we need a piastri dnf for him to claw back within striking distance

>>149614354
Brits are very unserious people.

>>149614346
No law? Also 20 kek

bearman shakes his hips when he walks like women do in films when they're trying to be sexy

>>149614323
I dont like blacks but Sniff is cute

that vuvuzela in the background is really fucking annoying

>>149614323
He hairline is so bad she should just shave it and go bald.

The chad bus driver vs the virgin tv presenters

My boy yuki... Just needs more time...

mommy

Boobs

>>149614207
All the way down her spine is neither of those things

Natalie Pinkham booba

PWAAP PWAAP PWAAAAP

grimi

>>149614395
shes always pushing her tits so tight for the drivers its crazy

lonso-mou

they seem a happy couple

>>149614246
And it isn't even summer yet

F1TV hires the weirdest looking people
Palmer is handsome but everyone else is an ugly freak

>>149614413
It is 10C warmer than than in my central air house. I'm wearing shorts and a t shirt.

>>149614323
She's carrying a white man's child btw

>>149614430
Kek

>>149614419
yeah and she grabbed amx arm very tight
GOD DAMMIT

EATING ICE CREAM A BIT TOO FAST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

>>149614395
Good lord

Blanqueamiento

...

>>149614448
I just had four ice cream sandwiches in quick succession and I'm not feeling anything

>>149614436
dont like the shot where you see the mans bumhole

>>149614436
isnt he jewish?

>>149614436
wtf her soles are paler than mine

DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN

>>149614454
You don't have a brain.

>>149614455
gay

DUN DUN DUN

>>149614423
they always love it

DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN

>>149614462
Jews are just white people.

>>149612566
Ugly hag

>>149614454
based immune from concussions man

DUN DUN DUN

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SEMENSTONE

>>149614436
Yeah... idk about that

I hope a non-Brit gets pole because it would be funny

GO GO GO!

Hadjar is using two sets of C4 for qualifying

alobros, today we lose agaisnt troll

I hate CGI tires

Made some changes to my FantasyGP team, can't wait to see how I get fucked by the racing gods this weekend :)

NAOMI BETTER BE HAVING A GIRL

This is Independence Day weekend. It’s only right for the Brits to lose this one.

>>149614507
Lewis is gay, gayer than all of Finland combined

>>149614509
Oscar is still British but a criminal.

Stowe has been taken over by Lando fans... PS3 sisters where are we at?

>>149614512
jejeje

>>149614520
You'll be fine, you aren't me

did you guys see that old geezer taking a cheeky puff?

>>149614507
>dayuuum this handsome white man made my black sister pregnant

>>149614454
I just had 2 l of beer and 2 l of cola in quick succession and I'm not feeling anything

i was promised rain

>>149614454
The Colossus of Cologne

>>149614490
Not according to themselves.

whats he looking at?

Nice that they zoomed out after his eyes started pointing opposite directions

>>149614555
trips of trvth. death to mclel and yahudis

What did my man Manbearpig do?

CHUCK LET'S FUCKING GO

>any contact with the barrier is frowned upon
Can any Formula One experts itt confirm this?

Anri Okita was born 65.04km from Silverstone circuit

gimi

>>149614566
Crashed going into pit lane during red flag.

>>149614566
said "fuck your red flags", sped up to racing speed and then deliberately crashed into the pit lane entry

>>149614577
who?

cmon jobbers, warm the track

England now

>>149613452
Name?

Box

>>149614579
>>149614579
>>149614579
>>149614579
>>149614579

>>149614566
see >>149613725

>>149614597
But why?

>>149614561
one eye on the track, one eye on the streets

>>149614576
We are checking

DRIZZLE

R A I N
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TROLl TROLL TROLL TROLL

GO BORT GO

>>149614559
>miss quali because I'm watching my wifes son plays basketball

>>149613896
Are they a woman (female)?
Do you have a partner already?
If yes then keep control of yourself. If no it mite b cool to bang her but also I have a NEVER FUCK ANYONE FROM WORK rule because 9 times out of 10 it's not worth the drama.

>>149614604
ARE LASS

>>149614015
holy shit she is hot

>>149614041
nobels is no more underage, please understand

>>149614561
>>149614563
Is that the partner of hamilton?

Schumacher

What's up with that safety car?
Bernd too fast?