Thread 149614308

Saturday morning edition

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kek doyerpacos BTFO in genny creation too

This is the thread, other one has AIDs

dodgers

>>149614308 (OP)
Good thread

>>149614308 (OP)
Gonna miss the game today :(

>>149614347
I'm a dodgerchad tho

>>149614396
no one cares doyerpaco

I want to meet the Mets! Greet the Mets!

everyone cares dodgerchad

>>149614308 (OP)
My Doggie Doos

Why do the dodgers get gaped so often? They must really like it.

Jannies didn’t ban me for posting topless Jamie Pressly pics, thanks Janniepatriots!

Paul Goldschmidt

>>149614710
/sp/ jannies are pretty lax, last time I spammed titties here I just got a warning. in the off-season I'm constantly having to change my IP because the /tv/ jannies are tranny faggots.

>>149615042
I prefer intelligent women who don't prostitute themselves

Jays

>>149615042
Based
>>149615092
Cringe

>>149615302
We have different tastes and that's fine.

>>149614710
pervert creep

>>149615539
That’s fine but posing for playboy ain’t prostitution it’s just nude modeling, and it was a glorious time before every girl you met had asshole pics posted on the internet.

>>149615742
Does >nude modeling cry before god on judgment day? K thanks. That's all I needed to know.

Moralfags have ruined this website.

Christ cucks be like
>noooooo are those titties ahhhhh get them away from me!!!!

Threadly reminder that there will be a /mlb/ meet up outside Dodger Stadium.

>>149614936
>leave cardinals
>rake
a tale as old as time

>>149616109
Speaking of which...

Mariners!

>>149616597
good teams hug all the runs, great teams share the fun and scorigami

This nigga was genetically engineered by Japan to play baseball I fucking knew it

Ohtani is pitching today! :D

NPB Results
>The rare 0-0 tie

>>149617012
NPB Standings

>>149617046
MLB American League Standings

>>149617012
My Carp also blew a great start by Morishita. This league has no offense ffs

>>149617070
MLB National League Standings

>>149617070
>Angels and Red Sox are tied for the 3rd wc slot at 1 game below .500
Wtf is going on over there

projected standings

And for that one anon recently that wanted an analogue to MLB Teams for NPB

>>149617132
they're not though. M's are WC3 rn

>>149617157
Wtf my team isn't here

>>149617238
That means Free Space, pick at your leisure

Dodgers had a rough night, let's show them all of /mlb/ has their support!

>>149617315
I do support the dodgers… getting gaped again on holotranny night because I think that would be very funny

>>149617315
I support the Dodgers! Let's see if they can bounce back from last night's shellacking.

>>149617345
you thinking about the Dodgers is enough support

>>149617141
Why does this expect the Blue Jays to fall off a cliff to end up last in the division? That would be an insane collapse.

>>149617518
made by a yaks fan

>>149617518
probably uses meme stats like run diff and xW-L. It predicted the Jays to win 69 games before the season started

>>149617070
>32-14 at home
>21-21 away
Completely non-suspicious record from a squeaky clean, scandal free team.

You notice when the game is called properly the Fucking Dodgers often get wrecked? Solid Fucking Ump performance last night! Great job!

Is it possible for Verlander to be DFA'd?

>>149617779
Doggie doos and a kekaroo tooooo

Why did they do that to Noah Davis last night? He obviously had nothing and they just allowed him to get wrecked. When is the last time anyone let a pitcher get 10 runs off them in an inning and change?

My twins are turning it around starting YESTERDAY

>>149617779
doyers are ump and schedulebabbys despite being fundies

>>149617856
Save the good arms for a close game.

>>149617699
Ramdgers

>>149617856
>Noah Davis
>1.1 IP, 6 H, 10 ER, 3 BB, 3 K, 47 pitches
>2025 ERA 8.95
>2025 WHIP 2.01
>ngmi

Imagine having to watch detroit and cleveland.

>>149617856
Another Dave Lolberts masterclass

>>149617315
Dodgers are undefeated on Hololive Night. We got this.

>>149617688
Didn't they have some sort of issue at home with the batters eye that they had to fix? Also it's expected that you'll have a better record at home than away.

>>149618219
berds!

>>149617808
Anyone can get DFA'd.

>>149618219
>>149618237
Das rite!

>>149616109
You act like he wasn't playing with the Cardinals for a significant amount of time.

>Hololive night broadcasted on national television
>Every time they cut to the crowd it's going to be filled with men dressed as anime girls and confused boomers
Suisei is an Astro fan btw

>>149618272
You can't DFA the next Jeter (soon enough).

RIDESHARE APPS QUIT PUTTING AD NOTIFICATIONS ON MY SCREEN REEEEEEEEE

>>149618219
The East has fallen (below .500)

>>149614308 (OP)
Good awoofternoon ^-^ happy caturday

>>149618389
Yankee fans kept arguing with me saying that this dude is better than Neto and now they all want him gone lmao

>>149618255
#Birdland thread

>>149617096
KBO Results

Holy Fuck what a meatball! JintsBros... what happened here?

>>149618680
KBO Standings

We put it out on the line every day and still folks come here and Shit on us Umps...

Another Brother earned his purple heart yesterday.

PFMA...

>>149618322
>Suisei is an Astro fan btw
That doesn't work for me brotha.

>>149618511
He's just the current scapegoat til he gets injured then they'll pivot to DJ Lemahieu. This is what happened to Oswald Cabrera.

I heard the Yankees needed a third baseman.

>>149618825
Yeah, I just don't know about signing Rockies players lmao.

>>149618199
>The good chair goes to the plushie
lol

does every MLB stadium sell the ice cream in the small batting helmet?

>>149619047
Why are you saving photos of little girls?

>>149619047
Mine does- Camden :>

>>149616597
Brutal

>>149619161
Shows blank o_o

>>149619047
I think so. I get one from every ballpark I visit.

>>149618897
that didn't stop you before

>>149619440
Not signing Rockies player in 2025

>>149619482
fair enough. McMahon's glove hasn't even been that good this year and he's 30. He's not worth what the Rockies will ask for.

Romanchads… we won.

should I get popeyes chicken for lunch today?

>>149619792
Morton just got his 4th win in current year and hes 41 owo; I think Atlanta might be bad though

>>149619794
Metsluigis we're gonna make it

blue jays and Canada just keep winning.

>>149619047
>canadian
>pedo
it fits

>>149619935
Oddly Canadia does better in Baseball than Hockey, fair few horse racers|trainers too :D

>>149619218
every dog has its day

>>149619927
Oh we eatin antipasto twice today

>>149619912
The Orioles lost every game in his first 12 starts. At least he's doing okay now

>>149620105
Have no idea why wasn't just him though the offence was about as strong as a soaked cat.

>>149618322
She couldn't find Houston on a map.

Always seem to make new posts instead of longpostimg but Adley should hopefully come back soon mountcastle fortunately for Toronto is out another month :/ sanchez just came back as did tyler and westy

>>149620265
>she’s retarded
yea we know

>>149618761
>The shooting star holo wouldn't support the shooting star baseball team
Sounds like cope to me anon

GOATani

>>149620158
nobody expected the Orioles to be that bad to start the year. Seems like a wasted year now

I can't relate to wooden anime avatar night, is baseball moving on without me?

>>149620633
No it’s just a circus for retarded newfags

>>149620528
Far from as bad as start of year june was awesome, july has been okay so far

Astros used up all their runs last night

>>149620633
>Can't relate to anime avatar night
>Posts Touhou
really?

>>149620633
>japan: the team does something to appeal to japan, again
You're fine

>>149614412
we go by doyerchads now

>>149620951
also doyerchuds and doyeraryans

>>149620903
>holotranny gets upset observing a weeb with decent taste
lel

>>149620903
vtube is not anime

>>149620990
the one time I'll agree with a metsoid

>>149620963
>My anime girls are superior to yours!
kek

>>149620017
Everyone likes little boys.

>>149621035
My baseball team is superior to yours too :)

Everyone connected to vtubers should be sent to reform camps

Things I enjoy
>an animated film or series from Japan that is well written and brought to life by professionals who are passionate and love what they do
Thins I do not enjoy
>paying money to a BPD sloot steamer, who is employed by a soulless entertainment corp, in the off chance she notices me at some point and says my name on stream

Know the difference.

I've never watched an anime before

>>149621295
anime is bad for you

Am I understanding correctly that they sometimes pause games and finish them next morning?

>>149621168
Probably. My teams under .500

>>149621557
yes, rain makes games unfinishable sometimes

>>149621539
I think I've seen Spirited Away. Is that anime and is it bad for me?

>>149621690
anime is bad for you

>>149621224
My chuuba has donations closed...

>>149621557
>Ohtranny queer just now realizes suspending games is a thing because he only watches 1 player.
Embarassing

>>149621557
Just happened to a bunch of games on the east coast a few days ago.

>>149621882
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was watching some of this "sport" (we consider it a game for kids here in Europe) and noticed teams played two games in one day. This sport seems really low energy in general; stadiums are empty, players look like they're just practising, pausing games because it rains...

>>149621557
east coasties and flyovers haven't invented roofs, and prefer tarps like common vagrants

I've watched every single ohtani game since 2021 do I know baseball? I do.

>>149622054
we got a bonafide oldfag here!

>>149621823
ngl
he just like me
fr
no cap
ong

>>149622010
thanks for your input! now fuck off back to yuro life

>>149622010
>"sport"
>we consider it a game for kids here in Europe
>really low energy in general; stadiums are empty
maybe apeball is more your speed

It's time for Cubbie baseball

>>149622114
>>149622115
You know you could be a little more accommodating to new fans like me.

>>149622214
>WE consider it a CHILD'S GAME
fuck off

Clarke Schmidt has a likely UCL tear and is expected to require Tommy John surgery, Aaron Boone said.

>>149622214
it doesn't sound like you're a fan.

>>149622273
F.

>>149622010
baseball is probably the least child friendly sport that there is besides like swimming or something. You need a lot of equipment, you need like 18 people to play with you and you can't find a full sized field anywhere other than a college or an an actual MLB stadium

Is this a bullpen game for the cubbies?

>>149622214
go watch immigrants foul each other on a field for 90 minutes

>>149622273
Damn from breaking the scoreless inning records one week to TJ the next

Mindbroken status?

kek cubs fucking suck!

berds take the lead

>Jimi on the IL again with an ankle sprain

Holy fuck this guy can't stay healthy for even one game, what a fucking shame. He's gonna have a short career at this rate.

>>149622298
this is true. that's why so many players come from the famously wealthy dominican republic

Just popping in to say go city teamies even though I'm trying to stop browsing 4chan

>>149622570
Fuck you faggot the teamies are gay

big dumper mentioned on marquee network

Nothin like watchin dem cubbie bears on a saturday afternoon

>>149622527
MLB and individual players invest a lot into the DR to build up young players. But even then before they make it to those academies or get signed as international free agents they're playing with gloves made of milk cartons and cardboard boxes with lead pipes for bats.

Comparatively in the US playing little league is kind of expensive. And then travel ball is even worse.
You can't play a pickup game of baseball, you need at minimum 18 people to agree to a game. Meanwhile soccer or basketball you basically just need a ball and at least 2 people

>>149622630
you absolutely do not. kids practice pitching, hitting, and fielding skills in dozens of ways that don't involve a properly organized game

>>149622692
Are you retarded? The point is to play an actual game you need a lot of resources compared to the much easier soccer or basketball.

Naysayers may be right about the Jays, this run is fragile. All it needs is Max to get hurt and could see fortunes turn quickly. There is zero depth in the starters, pen or lineup.

Ross is going to have to work the phones hard and other teams will take advantage of that.

Every phone call Ross makes is going to be met with a reply of "Tiedemann/Nimmala or no deal."

WAIT UNTIL JOMBOY HEARS ABOUT THIS, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE

>>149622720
yep. you're definitely not the retarded one, thinking that every time kids play ball it has to be organized with 18 players and full equipment. not a retarded thought at all!

All the ladies love the big PCA.

trevor and zack on the grid!

>>149622828
How do you play baseball with less than 18 players? Tell me the format. I'm dying to hear your answer

>>149622508
that sucks

>>149622857
>here, friend. you throw the ball for a while and i will swing at it. then we will switch places
if you never did this as a child i feel awful for you

>>149622959
And you consider that a game? No fielders, no defense or anything?
And that's somehow easier than just getting a soccer ball and 3 of your buddies and going out to play 2 on 2? Or getting a few more and playing 3 on 3 or even just 1 on 1 basketball?

Announcers should always strive to get player names correctly

>>149623022
i don’t even know what point you’re trying to make. kids play ball in plenty of different ways, you can’t seriously deny this

>>149623060
You're the one trying to deny that soccer, a sport that the poorest kids in africa are playing, is somehow harder to organize a game than baseball.

>>149623042
Announcers should be forced to learn IPA english

>>149623082
*harder to organize than a game of baseball

>>149623082
…please quote the post where i said that

Liberatore day.

>>149623102
This whole time i've been saying that soccer is easier to organize a game for, and yet you keep wanting to argue. So it's implied. You seem like you just want to argue, so fuck off. I don't care and i don't even like soccer yet you make me defend it

I miss Ernie at SS

>infield hit for Taylor Ward
lol wtf

>>149623188
>you said this thing
>ok fine you didn’t say this thing
get some sleep, retard

Max is gonna hurt his thumb again.

GOOD AB ADELL
STAY HOT

>>149623226
Yeah you're being retarded on purpose, fuck off lol

BARGER CANNON

Whew

Soler is the most useless player on this team. He can't hit, he can't field. Get him the fuck out of here.

is it time

LUUUUUUKES

Assemble a team of the top scientists at CERN to disassemble Cal Raleigh atom by atom until we can figure out what the hell is going on!

Buschie bomb

Attaboy boom boom

Barger!

>>149623383
SUI-CHAN, take off that damn hat.
Orders from our sponsor.

Kochanowicz doesn't have it today, too many first pitch singles
GG Blue Jays. Hopefully we win tomorrow.

Liberatore and Gorman bros delivering.

>>149623572
Jays 'pen is screwed without Yimi. It certainly isn't game over yet

SHERGOD HAS AWAKENED

let's keep it popeyes chicken related, people.

Coldplay or Blue Jays for the hottest ticket in town this weekend?

>The Mets had a reliever named Tug McGraw who got that nickname because he was aggressive when being breastfed
lol wtf

>>149623022
>baseball needs to be a full properly organized game to count
>one on one basketball is fine though

Isn't it a misnomer to say a team is X games above .500? If you're 50-38, that's 6 wins above .500, not 12. The way it's usually used is a meaningless metric it seems like.

>Clarke Schmidt has a likely UCL tear and is expected to require Tommy John surgery, Aaron Boone said.
>UCL tear
>TJ surgery
>Baboone said
HOLY FUCK LMAO. Baboone can go eat a bag of dicks.

>Everyone demanding him to go back out there after throwing a CAREER HIGH 103 pitches
>Having him chase history

Well, look at how that bid turned out! Now he's out for this season and next season. A SECOND TJ surgery, which makes his potential return even more questionable.

The Jankees killed this man because they're obsessed with legacy.

Trout is due for a homerun

>>149623986
No, because it means it'll take 12 losses for you to be back to .500

Attaboy Happer

Yimi Garcia injured again. Blue Jay's bullpen is already over worked.

>>149623963
You can learn good fundamentals in 1v1 basketball.

YES

based Neto

What's their fucking problem

>>149624026
Oh yeah that makes sense

>strike 3 not called
>walks him
can't wait for the ABS system. It's going to help pitchers avoid these situations.

Adell getting the bases loaded again, please Jo

>>149624177
fuck you

>>149624177
I'm of the opinion that in the long run these missed calls are smoothed out, removing ump GODS will kill a lot of the soul of the game

the yankees are unironically the most interesting team in baseball because of how poorly they're managed

>>149624177
The hybrid system they used in spring training worked well. I don't understand why they didn't implement it right away.

Attaboy Adell.

Fuck you Soler, why did we trade for this useless fuck

>>149624210
I think it's fine as long as its kept to a limited amount.
Having it be like basketball where they're checking every fucking play to see if an atom of someone's hand touched the ball would be gay as fuck, but being able to challenge a strike right down the middle being called a ball would be an improvement.

Also, I think that challenges should be retained if a call stands but isn't confirmed, but that they shouldn't spend as much time on those situations.

>>149624249
Probably needs to be integrated in the ump CBA

Sigh.... another Springer Dinger...

Uncle George does it again.

>>149624210
In an ideal world, starting pitchers can throw 150 pitches and stay healthy. But, umpires costing pitchers pitches while they're on already shortened leashes is part of the reason why starters aren't going deeper into games. The ABS system will help the modern starter stay longer in the game.

>>149624249
The 3D strikezone wasn't fully accurate

Also, based Springer Dinger

>>149624426
>>149624413
>>149624434
Thanks for spoiling it for me, my stream is like a full minute behind

birbs how we feelin?

Give them Cubbie Bears a chance!

>>149624457
need a win

>>149624449
Happens to me all the time on /heem/ after knock outs.

One Rasy win today and the Stankees are 3rd place bound! How the turntables.

>>149624449
You should get MLBtv

sit the FUCK down!!!

LET'S GO METS

>>149624457
I'm taking a nap now tho so hopefully I wake up to a win

>>149624515
It would be useless for me because i'd be blacked out of my team

>>149624515
Seconded, sports streams are sadly inferior to getting them in HD.

Kirk is the slowest human to ever run.

Reds btw

Attaboy Kelly!
Attaboy Buschie!

I hate this bullpen.

>>149624585
do VPNs not work with it anymore? It just checks for my IP location

>>149624695
idk i've never tried it

>>149624515
MLB.tv is awful if you’re a rags fan

>>149624608
>2

>Aaron Bummer starting
huh

Nico slap!

Why do the mets keep swapping positions

CHAD STEVENS
FIRST MLB HIT
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kek!

A Judgian groundout

Cubs take the lead!

Cubbies take the lead on a WP

>>149624695
mlb tv basic sub + vpn works for me

I’m at Citifield and the comms lady for the Queen’s Crew has comically large tits I can feel myself go retarded looking at them

I see the idea behind sending Stevens there with Neto at the plate, but still.

>>149624896
take a photo queer

>>149624886
Yeah there's literally no reason to not get it when it's on discount during the season. Easily the best league streaming deal out there.

>>149617688
2017 team had a better road than home record. Other teams have similar splits but your tears from eight years of crying prevented you from seeing that.

>>149624896
exactly how i feel whenever i see tony recker's ass

can we get rid of shaw yet?

>>149624736
how so? Is the RSN broadcast way better?

Is this gonna be another day of teams spamming home runs?

Soto sac bunt? Based

Attaboy Kochanowicz, tighten it up.

>>149625028
Sometimes blacked out or victory+ exclusive

>>149624331
You should watch a minor league game (AAA) that has the ABS challenge system. Takes like 5 seconds for them to review and each team has a limited number (2) that they lose if you get a challenge wrong.
I like it a lot desu

>>149617699
I thought Dodgers fans were Niners/Raiders fans

LET'S GO BRANDON

This'll be when we finally turn the corner. We'll have some good at bats and guys in the right spots. It's all right there in front of us.

the yankees fucking suck

brandon nimmo loves america

NIMMO IS KING

Look at that Mets Salami

S T A N K E E S

lets go brandon

thread moving so slow everyone will know I'm gay (cubs fan btw)

Trout watching a first pitch middle-middle slider a strike. I know it's his thing, but come on

>>149625178
I don't follow football but a lot of southern california mexicans seem to be raiders fans or in my area cowboys fans as their training camp is near here.

>>149624987
Give him a chance!

>>149625254
88
go baseball

>Cash jumps off the bench to pull his starter early yesterday
>set up a blown lead and loss
>jump off the bench to pull your starter again
>retarded decision immediately backfires AGAIN
please give us a new manager please give us a new manager please give us a new manager please give us a new manager please give us a new manager please give us a new manager

yeah manfred put in the jackpot balls for 4th of july weekend fireworks 12-10 final score

These faggin cusb man...

>>149625315
kino!

dodgers won yesterday they did that on purpose for entertainment purposes

>Sandlin didn't give up a dinger
Great going Nick, keep it up!

Will the yanquis ever win again?

What happen in the Mets game that give them 4 runs in the 1st?

if you aint dodgers then you gay just like SF

kelly goes yard!

kelly goes yard!

>>149625443
Based

Do the Yankees really lack starting pitchers? And do they also lack bullpen pitchers?

>>149625443
I thought Rodon was supposed to be good?

jizzbomb

>Wings and all day baseball
Name a better combination

Gifo please, you're killing your trade value.

>>149625443
Rodón buckbrocken. He usually has matches like that, right?

Debut time for Estrada

>>149625490
Demolished them wings

kek tardnals

>>149625443
Why is there a big apple? idgi

JAZZED

>Busch has the best numbers on the Cubs
How is he not an all star again? He also has the best 1B numbere

havent seen a rodon get lit up like that since godzilla threw him in to the electric wires

>>149625490
Why did you only take a few bites out of each one?

sex with taylor

>>149625550
are summerfags still a thing

ATTENTION: my milwaukee brewers have taken the lead

>>149625576
gaysconsin kek

>>149625576
keep me updated

DFA Volpe

>>149625470
they just said Clark Schmidt is getting Tommy John.
>>149625410
Dominguez bad jump on a ball. 2 walks, Nimmo HR

Will the Yankees even be over .500 at the end of the month?

>>149625576
Have they maintained the lead so far?

>>149625601
But he's the next Derek Jeter???? You can't DFA the next Jeter!!!

>>149625596
We lost it

>>149625624
yes but the doyers wont be

What ACE are the cubbies getting at the deadline? I say Zac Gallen

>>149625490
popeyes chicken

>>149625630
Didi Gregorious was better than Volpe

>>149625630
>Jeter
*Jetah
He's also from da Bronx and liked his mom's lasagna or whatever it was when he was growing up.

Good debut

If the old Yankee Stadium lived for 85 years, then the Yankees themselves will spent 85 years without a World Series title right after tearing it down and winning theie recent title at the new one. No matter how many pennants they win in the future, the Yankees will always stay at 27 for decades to come.

THE CURSE OF THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT STILL LIVES 16 YEARS AND COUNTING.

no...NO!!!

Let's go Royals!

hoes mad

>>149625707
He's a rich kid. Both of his parents are doctors and he went to High School in New Jersey. IDIOT.

>jizz jizzum

nice throw jackie

birbs wtf stop it

jizz missholm

>>149625643
tough break

CUBS WHAT IS YOU DOING????

>>149625734
>no...NO!!!

it's over cubbiebros

Pozo no es Bozo

>>149625764
/mlb/ lied to me in that case! DFA Volpe.

fuckin' keller

POZO THREE RUN BOMB

Cublapse

thanks for giving us the run back, jazz

GO CARDS GO
GO CARDS GO
HEY SAINT LOUIS WHADDYA SAY
THE CUBS WASTED THEIR BATS YESTERDAY

>>149625835
>>149625857
he's a gay rapist

hehe

Why do black players wear eye black?

>named bummer
>is disappointing

fuck the doyers

>>149625950
They are niggers

>>149625960
Why did they try to push for a third inning from him? Thought he was more of a traditional reliever

>>149624695
I was worried because I bought nord+mlb.tv and the website was getting blocked but I just had to try some different ones until I found one that worked (it was the Charlotte server).

this guy talks like a retard and its pissing me off

dodgers win ese yall aint shit

>>149625983
snitker's gone senile

>>149626029
At least my team doesn't play in a latrine

>>149626011
then tell your dad to shut up. lol

>yankees start losing
>people start talking about the dodgers

>>149626044
your a fucken nerd i dont know what that is you gay just like SF

>>149626000
checked

>>149626058
Nah that's just doyerpacos still seething about 18-1 last night lol

>>149626046
Why are you being mean?

>>149626064
>you gay just like SF

>15 hits
>only 5 runs (combined)
Did Manfred not send any of those firework balls to petco or?

dodgers are the best any other teams are for gayass losers

>>149626139
ur brown lul

>>149626139
faggot

Someone post mets askuka pls

dodgers already won the WS this year

>>149626111
hell yea homie im glad you agree. all the rest gay like SF

Baseball would've been so much better if the color barrier never happened. I'm black btw

>>149626139
false flaggy

Seiya x2!

>>149626139
>dodgers are the best any other teams are for gayass losers

Gifo!

>>149626167
brown pride homie

>>149626173
your probably a gayass shit non dodger fan your gay as shit dawg

My Angels decide to bunt now and not when it fucking mattered last night

doyerpacos fuming kek

doyerpacos are the lolcows of /mlb/

hello my thwackers what game are we watching?

>>149626250
many are saying this!

>>149626255
Jaylos

>>149626250
Indian doyers fan here. It's true...

Hey Cubs fans, what's up with Shaw?

SCHANUEL TIES IT

dodgers win even when they lose

you dont know what its like to be #1 yall just gay as fuckkk just like SF

Dang, tied 3-3 in the 7th again

Schanny Slap!

dodgers already won the WS this year everyone else should stop tyrin

Beating Noah Davis is like winning the world series for astros fans

With the opportunity to take the lead, Trout is a free out every time

>>149626322
who?

>>149626255
cubs tardinals
gonna switch to metkees afterwards

dwights ox bros...

if your not dodgers then you not a man your a woman

>>149626346
Rip

just went outside for a smoke, 5am i'm freezing my tits off

>>149626354
Wow way to do a transphobic against your doyerxisters

>>149626367
post tits

>>149626346
F

>stankeelinguinis crying about stone age rings in the 21st century
>doyerpacos crying about mickey mouse rings and being the best in the league
Two worst organizations with worst disgusting fanbases in baseball overall. This is why I wagon underdog teams like Boston and I'm proudly not ashamed.

austin wells heemed

>>149626380
im not a fuckin nerd bitch i dont know what that mean but i know you a bitch dawg

>Lukes was walking to the dugout
kek

>>149626346
Damn, RIP

>>149626346
Vaxxed?

>>149626393
Lmao you're a gold mine of comedy sometimes

>>149626346
wow

>>149626393
bitch you sound like a pussy you should move to SF with your gays

>>149626413
Stomach cancer is what I saw

>>149626346
>Cancer
damn, RIP

>>149626346
F, i had heard of the cancer but damn that was fast.

dodgers stay winning

yall stay losing

>>149626413
>Vaxxed?

>>149626346
>A father of six, Jenks and his wife, Eleni, moved to Portugal in October 2024. Not long after they relocated, he was diagnosed with deep vein thrombosis in his right calf and later dealt with multiple blood clots in his lungs. Early in 2025, he noticed that his energy level was decreasing, and after testing at a local hospital, it was discovered that a tumor had formed in his chest.

>Jenks told MLB.com that the tumor spread into his stomach lining, his bones, his lower back and his hips.

>As Jenks was dealing with his health battle, his family was affected by the Palisades fire, which caused them to lose their home and personal belongings, except for his 2005 World Series ring.

>“I’ve got one suitcase left to my name,” Jenks said. “It’s all gone. Everything else I’ve ever done. I have everything, first to first. All those things are irreplaceable.”

Jeez what a rough couple of years for him and his family. Condolences.

Cubs won that game

>>149626429
Your recently signed player has been already a laughing stock and a clubhouse cancer for the jintsjeronimos. You wanted Raffy, you got Raffy! Meanwhile, Sox won the trade so shut up bitch.

>>149626480
The vaccine was bad for you.

>>149626449
>>149626434
>>149626439
>stage 4 stomach cancer announced in february
Don't mix painkillers, sleep meds, and alcohol!

I missed the Nimmo grand salami, it's not fair

barfs blowpen

>>149626497
is that why trump said everyone should take it?

>>149626494
damn you a bitch i have no idea what you sayin bitch but you belong on SF homo

Barves are going to be sellers

NO KINGS!!!

>>149626515
Trump shits on you and your family!

chubs lost time to watch my yankees lose too

perpetually-seething panamafag still letting the yankees/dodgers get to him

dodgers we #1

>>149626557
it's a veneco falseflagger which is the worst part about it.

>walk off bunt
couldn't have laid it down any better than that

>>149626520
I'd rather hijack a plane and collide over the Golden Gape Bridge the similar way as the Twin Towers

>>149626557
he is so fucking unhinged but he is creative with his posts sometimes

>walk a hitter on the four worst pitches ever after getting them 0-2
>lose on another walkoff set up by braindead decisions
I'm just gonna be a Marlins fan, fuck this. At least the Marlins have accepted that they're a bad team.

>>149626573
Uh, based?

doyerpacos still seething kek

>>149626558
is there an animated japanese show about baseball?

>>149626585
much rather be a gays fan than the shartlins

gays compete in the hardest division in baseball with a payroll of like 8 dollars and 22 cents

>>149626599
ace of diamond but anime is cringe in general

>>149626576
>he is creative with his posts sometimes
i must always miss those. the ones i see he just comes off sad and pathetic.

Thank god Rengifo didn't fuck it up

berds win

This game is going to extras. I can sense it.

>>149626599
japanimation is bad for you

>>149626658
fat fuck

27 rings you fucking fags from Queens!

>>149626598
best team in the league and they still seething kek what a bunch of bitches

>>149626599
The One Outs anime is good

>>149626624
>>149626665
why is so much of it posted in /mlb/ then?

27. Kiss them.

>>149626659
Random solo Angels homerun + Detmers and Jansen and it's GG

FIVE PERFECT INNINGS GIVE IT UP FOR FIVE PERFECT INNINGS

>>149626701
Yeah you have 27 but you haven't won since 2009

I love this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe

>>149626599
Just watch the Sandlot! Greatest baseball movie of all time! HECKIN!

>>149626701
I'd need a tetanus shot after with all the rust on them

27 cocks sucked

>>149626700
wdym?

>>149626710
Give it up for my one perfect bussy

>>149626715
>>149626721
>>149626731
27 rings you ringless bitches

Amazing Ernie

>>149626737
Waddafuqk

>>149626696
based, basically just a collection of all the unusual anomalies that can happen in baseball

>>149626742
Is that true.

>>149626731
>27 cocks sucked
Oh...what else did your mom do at the prom night after party?

>>149626748
27 black cocks up your arse heh

Yaks fans so delusional they think they're the only team with rings

>>149626772
27 rings you fucking kiwi

This is why I prefer reddit baseball talk. They're mature enough that threads don't turn into juvenile sex jokes.

Players named Estrada tend to do well in Jays uniforms

Soler is about to be hitting under .200

>>149626772
Kekini!

>>149626786
27 you soon to be 51st state

27 more years to see the bitchy yankee fags get fucked in the ass before they reach to another world series and drop the ball like arson fudge

>>149626799
/pol/ is that way, try and stay on topic

>>149626616
Fuck that, Marlins at least are a fun bad and could be on the right track with Bendix running things. The Marlins also have championships, something this team doesn't have because this fucking loser posing as a manager actively disrespects his players because he would rather run his OOTP simulations in live games and this jew faggot owner refuses to spend more than $200k on year on his own goddamn team. Tired of hearing about how "competitive" the Rays are with their payroll when it never amounts to fucking anything.

>>149626808
jej

>>149626813
>>149626813

>>149626720
this but unironically

>>149626346
RiP big man.

>>149622857
In the DR we have some playground games that are derived from baseball like:

Plaquita
Vitilla
Apara y batea(catch and bat).

Also stop with all that bullshit that kids don't have the equipment to play, almost every town in this country has at least 2 o 3 baseball playground and each one of them is home to a baseball academy for young kids to practice, a glove and a baseball bat are something most families can easily afford for their kids to play, just stop it.