Thread 149614557

When it rains it pours edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Sydney Roosters v Wests Tigers
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Allianz Stadium, Sydney
1.24-4.10
>The Roosters enter Round 18 in sixth, with James Tedesco's brilliant season a huge factor. His former team have lost eight straight in this rivalry. The Roosters are without five players on Origin duty, including Crichton and Collins, and have lost Wong to a knee injury, forcing them to blood NRL debutants Tom Rodwell and Max McCathie. Makahesi Makatoa and Blake Steep come into the starting lineup. The Tigers are missing Luai (Origin) and Koroisau (concussion), which completely disrupts their spine. The Roosters have dominated the Wests Tigers, winning 30 of their 39 encounters.
Roosters 1-12 3.25
Roosters 13+ 1.83
Tigers 1-12 5.20
Tigers 13+ 12.00
Roosters -13.5 1.90 Tigers +13.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Manly Sea-Eagles v South Sydney Rabbitohs
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
4 Pines Park, Brookvale
1.37-3.11
>A danger game for the Sea Eagles as they chase back-to-back wins, they've lost eight of their past nine against the Rabbitohs. Manly is relatively unaffected by the Origin period. In stark contrast, the Rabbitohs are without their superstar Mitchell (Origin) and playmaker Walker, forcing a major backline reshuffle that sees Johnston move to fullback and Wighton shift to five-eighth. This is one of the most evenly contested rivalries in the modern era, with the Rabbitohs holding a slender 23-22 lead in H2H.
Sea-Eagles 1-12 2.85
Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.25
Rabbitohs 1-12 4.20
Rabbitohs 13+ 8.75
Sea-Eagles -8.5 1.94 Rabbitohs +8.5 1.86

NRLW
>GAME 1
Sydney Roosters v New Zealand Warriors
12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allianz Stadium, Sydney
1.13-6.00
>Round 1 of the NRLW concludes with the defending womens premiers taking on the Warriors who return to the comp after a four-year break.
Roosters 1-12 3.25
Roosters 13+ 1.65
Warriors 1-12 6.50
Warriors 13+ 21.00
Roosters -15.5 1.82 Warriors +15.5 1.99

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Hull FC v St Helens
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.20-1.68
>Round 17 of the Super League, from MKM Stadium.

>GAME 2
Wakefield Trinity v Catalans Dragons
02:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.32-3.45
>Round 17 of the Super League, from the DIy Kitchens Stadium.

>GAME 3
Hull KR v Leeds Rhinos
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.26-3.80
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Sewell Group Craven Park.

>>149613919
>>149614606

UP THE MIGHTY FUCKING BRONCOS

broncos and broncosW

Come on you Saints

>>149617895
PLEASE PAY 4CHAN FOR YOUR NEXT MELTIE

in legacy /nrl/ style
HE DIDN'T DENY IT

when the NRL eugenics breeding program was a success

Have you guys seen that fucking line-up my Pootohs are throwing out today?

Where's Jye?

Injured

>>149622249
Oh shit, I was wondering where she was. Twins according to her insta. Good for her, congrats.

Yep. Just as I predicted. That wanker asshole cancer that is Lachlan Galvin has officially infected the dogs, and they are now terminal. It will be a slow painful death from here on in. He single handedly killed the tigers off in 2025, now hes done it to the bulldogs. Or is it pure coincidence that the dogs season has gone downhill ever since that pumpkin pie haired little poof joined them... I think not.

I told you this last year when the hype started and sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is. You know who you are. He's an average low skill plodder and too young he should be in reserve grade. Dogs are brain-dead to change a team topping the table.

They've put all their hopes on that fucking rookie plodder oxygen their lachy galvin...his mere presence in the team is a major handicap...

That broncos comeback will erase the gf choke and they will now don’t afraid anything

>>149628666
Takes a lot more than a comeback against the Fraud-dogs on a lonely night at Accor to erase that

>>149628237
>sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is
Didn’t happen

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/143696806/#143716774
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142870877/#142876397
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142670964/#142680652
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141939238/#141950104
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140562935/#140571488
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140451055/#140456749
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140166014/#140183123
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/139902888/#139913983
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144698310/#144711197
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144621889/#144733179
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144698310/#144711027

I see a lot of posts mentioning Galvin. I see no family members having a cry. Nothing to see here

based

>>149630062
You did well timing the reply to yourself a minute after you were done spamming pictures

Watching the Broncos Tigers W mini, Jetaya looks very weak in contact

>>149630303
That said, she sent Julia Robinson for a HIA via headclash

>>149630335
No but Stephen May

UP THE WAHS

spooky

>>149630432
Based time traveler

Who are we tipping lads? For me it's poosters and Souths

what happened to billy smith this time?

Big Sam beat him up for being an ugly cuck snitch.

i don't believe that

UP THE WAHS

The Wahs girls look rough as guts

WAH BACK

my girl Matekino has looked great so far

>>149631817
The chad my girl poster > the virgin our girl poster

Laishon is a fat heap these days

>>149632231
she is disgusting

my wife lydia quedley

>>149632387
based

LETS GO POOSTERS WOOOOOOO
GET IN THE BIN RADLEY

>>149629830
poor piggy :(
he’s only claim to fame now gone

>>149632789
doesn't he also wave at the crowd before kicking for goal?

yeah but unfortunately you can’t do the nazi salute anymore m8

TIGGODS
TIGGODS
TIGGODS

One down, four to go. $737 looms

>>149632745
Most of those would just be crabbing across field and dodging lazy arm grabs.

Roosters are rattled

14-0 most dangerous lead

Roosters fraud watch

ngl this is one of the best post try celebrations i’ve ever seen

>>149633020
Only if it’s 2 tries and a poo

>>149632976
Like Tedesco, from one rooster to another

DOOEY YOU DUMB FUCK DONT THROW IT TO THE TOUCHIE. MATCH OFFICIALS ONLY HELP THE POOSTERS.

thank to the roosters my wife is black

poosters bros...

GET FUCKED POOSTERS

Tigers really aiming for 9th on the ladder this season

I’d say pooster fans on pooicide watch but we all know they don’t actually have fans

Dom Young: REDEEMEDwww

young Campbelltown trouble makers BTFO

I’m conflicted. On one hand, fuck the poosters. But on the other, I wanted one more shit season from the poogers to eclipse Newcastle’s spoon hat trick.

tigers will fuck it up second half

>6 moar
>penalty
>6 moar
>try

BAKAAAWWWWWKKBACK

BAWKAWKBACK

4-20 blaze it, faggot

NAKAWKABACK

>>149633220
Three down, two to go

Now i just need Teddy to score and im all good

I need him to not score

Curse believers in shambles

Munsters old man has carked it lads
F

scary game

We knew that 3 hours ago

Does that cancel the first poo or compound it?

FOR FUCK SAKE JUST KICK IT FOR TWOPOO AGAIN YOU STUPID FUCKS

They only way roosters are gonna get a try

Thinking the Roosters might need to score at least twice more.

>6 more
>Try

Need based SquidGame enjoyer to score

>game winning poo
disgust.jpg

ynr last week the latrell haters cheering thinking he was injured but it turned out he was just trying to milk a sin bin

>>149633769
SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED

>>149633753
Hail Squiddy Teddy

The bet

>>149633837
Blame the poosters

Threw my bonus bet on Garrick/Turbo/Hoppa ATS lads

Just found out one of my best mates (the only one who wants to go to footy games) is moving to Airlie Beach next month for a job.....fucking grim shit, I'm gonna end up being one of those fags who takes his uninterested missus to the games instead

tipped bunnies tbqh

>brags about having mates to go to the footy with
>sticks the boot in with having a missus

wow having friends and a missus must be a hard life lol

>>149633944
>>149633964
She's kiwi and prefers union, it's over for me

>>149633937
The red spots are the stds on my willy, as I penetrate the arris of all NRLW sluzzas

the missus btw

Turbo loving being able to bludge in the centres all arvo

>>149634092
>posting pics of kids

Poopeetohs might be getting that spoon

>>149633964
>>149633944
It's a fakecel world out there.

just seen brandon smith playing for rabbitoh

bunnies are shit where is irish I wanna hurl racial slurs at him while making fun of how shit the poopeetohs are

sorry mate i'll turn my vpn on

nice pass DCE... NOT

HAS ANYONE SEEN BRANDON SMITH?!?!?!

>gets exposed for crying about Galvin being shit
>spams thread with pictures of WNRL players

The ghost of Muntsters dead father will be haunting bluesissys all week

>Dragon Chad
>giving a shit about Galvin

Galvin will be Cleary level in 7 years, he just needs to start cycling Test, HGH, Clen, Fen, Boycum, Lezcum, Fowlussy, Luaiussy and Too'oosy

gayvin and queery will be footnotes in the legendary career of isaiaya kataoa

>>149633917
Airlie beach is actually such a shit hole live in. Smaller then the cap coast with less to do but twice as busy so its not even comfy small. Over priced with not a single good restaurant or pub. The locals are as vapid as the tourists

>>149634281
Katoa will be Queerty level in 2 years he just needs to start cycling Sam Kerr feet and HGH

>>149634290
Yeah apparently the beaches are full of blue bottles for most of the year as well

>>149632026
>loads up on the unders

He's elite

another amazing try from the greatest player to ever touch a steeden

Mary Fowler's brapdust is going to win the Panthers their 5th in a row

COMEBACK

NIBBLEBACK

>sam kerr feet
yum

SCORE A FUCKING TRY HOPPA

lots of booing

>>149634481
>FB_IMG

we're in the discord, lads

bsmith dead

fat kiwi that thinks he was better than being harry grant's backup

Holy fuck, worst game of the year, Irish is probably swinging from the rafters right about now

>>149634524
Link it up ya dawg

Junk since 1908 innit

take isaiah tass off your clutch goalkickers list

bunnies could have won this if they got their conversions and scored more points than womanly

>Smith injured

Literal Victor radley tier

>come back from injury
>get injured again

Brandon smith most overrated flop to come out of pozzbourne

>>149634556
https://kick.com/dme_venom

based Papenhuyzen giving Garrick my captain

Based whistling ad

now what do we do till origin

>>149632026
Unders wins it

>>149634617
Cheeky wank

>>149634617
im going to watch my favourite movie, Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice on netflix

roosters are now out of the top 8

>>149634649
Hopefully the roosters and bunnies don't make the top 8 this year

>>149634617
>GAME 3
Hull KR v Leeds Rhinos
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.26-3.80
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Sewell Group Craven Park.

Final 8 is a solved puzzle

how the hell was that hip drop on cheese not called?

>>149634691
>Poopeetohs last
Kek. Looking forward to the Spoon Bowl in a few weeks.

so refreshing to see non-american ads. u cunts wouldn't understand. matter fact fuck u. cheers mates

Gonna make some chicken soup without chicken

>>149634716
dont you people watch superbowl specifically for the ads?

>>149634742
Only casuals do that, like people here who only watch Origin and the GF

>>149634696
More like fucking Swiss Cheese amiright, cunts fulla holes hahaha

This is entertaining but the accent is tough to navigate, makes Sam Burgess sound like an Oxford Professor

Another Sunday night getting drunk on cheap whiskey, passing out on the couch, getting up tomorrow to be an hour late for work lads. Night

This 4chan post captures a grimly relatable slice of life—an Aussie anon describing the bleak routine of getting drunk alone on a Sunday night, passing out on the couch, and inevitably being late to work Monday morning. The tone is resigned and a little self-deprecating, ending with a simple “Night” as if signing off from the ritual. It reads like a modern working-class haiku: alcohol, regret, and the grind repeating endlessly.

'couch' users in SHAMBLES

now that the dust has settled, how long until trent robbingnickpolitis is sacked?

t. couch user

the real tragedy is that ellie would look pretty good if she wasn't obese

Goodnight sweet prince
https://youtu.be/yN9Hnt34jas

>>149632026
>>149634406
>>149634624
>BREAKING NEWS
>/nrl/ family member caught in match-fixing scandal

It's 100% a hip drop. And the bunker official who cleared it should be dropped for the rest of the year. No matter how senior they are. The NRL needs to draw a line in the sand about accountability and officials.

>>149636539
https://youtu.be/VF5ZMf2_EbI

54 minutes till footy

>>149637665
this post didn't age well
its actually 14 minutes till footy

>watching white trash tv show again
>15 yo became pregnant.
Is this what white trash is? i wouldn't know

was going to finish watching codex indian 3 but I'll chuck the footy on instead LETS GO HULL

why don't we do this?

ABSOLUTE BLOWN EZ TRY THERE

hull are the league leaders? fuck that I'm now a life long rhino customer

this heckling is based. why dont we do this at games?

trip attempt spotted

>>149638997
They are but unfortunately Rigan will get the title (the Super Rig)

owwwww my shoulder

they don't have plastic water bottles over in the uk?

>>149639280
I think there should be a happy medium where we have full capacity at games like you do, but NRL gets a bit of the sovl back

>>149639564
not allowed also their bottle caps are tied to the bottle lol you just know a ref type thought of that idea

>>149639654
brad arthur in absolute shambles

kek so true

OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF

the trainers running in so fast is so over dramatic settle down girly

>>149640043
They’re jannies. And by that I mean they do it for free

go fucking play soccer if you want to dive like that FAGGOT! and he dropped the ball before contact

does the poo curse count in the super league?

we're gonna find out

>play it forward
>repeatedly get to pass forward
>score from a forward pass
>not given
>get annoyed

>failed his HIA from a slight brush of his neck
kek

KEK

K E K
thats what you get for diving you spastic

RHINOBACK

Think Sneeds might nick this

Damn nearly forgot about this

hull shook

FUCKING KINO TRY HOLY SHIT

Try of the season right there my friends

>>149643833
Welcome to the exciting world of Leeds teams

>Wigan and HKR both lose
Nice

gg no re

>>149644059
Rematch in Vegas

Bump

>>149650187
Thank you for your service

footy at low ebb
origin
week, the rising tide

>nsw so desperate for a win they murdered munster's father
Have they no shame?

creepers are out

>ladder prediction
Canterbury goes out in two weeks to Melbourne and Brisbane

thoughts on “wahs” missing
top 4 paying $1.80
top 8 paying $9

I wouldn’t touch either of those bets

Of course Cheese gets hurt in his first game back, he was playing alright too. Can't have anything good in my life

Yeah I hate how annoying it is to get a good block of cheese these days. You buy one and it's good and then the next time you buy it it's rubbery, spongy, tasteless crap.

Bit of a cheddar man myself, IYKWIM

Beqa Strong & Bitey never does me wrong

Cracker Barrel red or black label if I’ve had a win on the pokies or keno

>>149657384
>Cracker Barrel red or black label if I’ve had a win on the pokies or keno
It’s not that expensive m8

I have two slices of cheese on my work lunch every day. I can't afford to buy one of those cheeses that's like $40 for 100g.

>>149658170
At least you aren't british

>>149657384
>>149658170

>>149658170
Based poorcunt

>>149655063
>to Broncos

Happy Birthday Jasmine Peters

She's getting more manic

Losing twice to a team in one season just means you're more likely to win the third time

Watching the right edge of the Dragons NRLW team, particularly Indie Bostock, being fed by Raecene McGregor and scoring tries at will was really entertaining. McGregor was reading the Milk defence well and her ability to either dummy and run herself or get a pass just right was sensational.

Can only imagine backyard footy in the Bostock family would have been very competitive.

OUR GIRLS

Happy Birthday Nita Maynard

Rugby League doesn't make me happy anymore.

Oh Gordie

why is the nrl media entirely composed of based retards? are other spoorts like this?

Why are you guys so quiet tonight?

>>149659917
Saving all my remarks and shitposting for Wednesday night

Ezra should embrace his heel status, watch some Chris Sandow tapes
https://youtu.be/sIcv7D-Bmzc?si=jL2F0Xu01Qn1Cw1Q

he's a natural footballer ezra

Ezra was 20 minutes away from the Clive Churchill. He’s an absolute gun player and he proved it again the other night against Canterbury

he's a real footy player ezra

>>149659938
Sandow was a babyface m8

>Sydney FC to seek millions in compensation over Allianz Stadium drainage fiasco

I can think of a good way venues NSW can pay off that debt

Fair point. What I’m trying to say really is Ezra could be the Chris Jericho of rugby league, a babyfaced heel if you will. Imagine if Sandow had accused someone of being racist due to a misunderstanding and then drove his car into a toddler and then started fights with Ennis and tried to kill every fullback

>>149660023
no way the broncos are gonna let him go. ESPECIALLY with that new HB they have coming through their system, apparently that kid is GOAT level

This shit is unreal.

yep good cheap cheese

>>149659938
Where was the shoulder charge from the 50-10 round 1 game at the SFS

>>149660387
Not this one https://youtu.be/2UJyMIiZg0g?si=EaMXImh3Mqeiy1ww

>>149659420
I think that was more of a case of everyone knew he went after some kid and was embarrassed

>>149660689
Kek. Found it, I fucked the score up, was 52-12. https://youtu.be/5hLx2KhIa98 go to 1:19:00

>>149660840
Awesome. I can hear my Dad laughing and saying:
>Sandow fucking HATES fullbacks

And did those feet in ancient time

Based whistling ad

Did youse wanna bump this one or start another one?

>>149668037
New one for Origin tomorrow

By which I mean keep this one going until then

copy that

Been GOONING 2 danika mason since 5am lads…..

>>149669175
meant jettaya ducking autocorrect

jet tire i hardly know her iykwim haha

picrel ifykwim bro

>>149669456
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

F O O T Y
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S O O N
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crazy how billy slater murdered munster's dad just to secure a win

>>149671395
Infected Harry Grant with his annual Origin sickness too

PPP
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/07/08/nrl-team-lists-round-19/
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/07/08/nrlw-team-lists-round-2/

DOZER'S BACK BABY

Dozer back, Wilison and Haas as props. How will Fifita compete

https://youtu.be/YQgODWtMpcY Des Hasler to retire at the end of the year.

How will sydney cope without being able to write in the papers how they want to see every maroon player gurgling in their own blood

Ryan Gurgler retired years ago m8

SC peem decimated this week lads

yeah im thinking no hok this week. connor watson is for the birds unfortunately. brain havers will wait a week to observe jmk

considering dumping all my inconsistent shitters and going dual nuff hooker myself. free loops every week and in theory a steady 50+ for my AE.

Latrell is kicking tomorrow lads

is bunnings the best place to get a 600mm x 210mm piece of wood cut do they even offer it lads

you'd have to buy a standard board that they stock and ask them to trim it to the size you want. which they'll do for a meagre sum per cut.

Ain't no way I just saw a "Souths should move Latrell to centre" article again they have bigger fish to fry dawg

>>149674237
Way

>>149675411
>>149675411
>>149675411