Thread 149614579

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Official /f1/ Qualifying MEGATHREAD™, no new threads until page 9 or image limit.

gimi :DD

gimi
gimi

faking rain

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>>149614579 (OP)
>>2025 WEC Standings
>LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
>HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
>NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)
And through goes tsunoda!

Anri Okita was born 40 miles from the Silverstone circuit

edd

Why is Tsunoda still racing?

link to quali stream

ze kunnen niet de regen negeren, dan moeten ze naar de nat weer banden

is 7am too early to start drinking?

Rain got cancelled by Jezza

ps3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149614650
https://f1tv.formula1.com/detail/1000009062/2025-british-gp-qualifying?action=play

CLARKSON!

>>149614659
kill yourself pst faggot

>>149614659
cali fagg

>>149614659
It's 5 pm bro, you're fine.

>>149614659
Too late desu

>>149614659
if anything it's too late

BBL drizzle
BBL drizzle

>>149614659
i dont know, how was your week? i dont drink, but if i did i would have started at 8(when i woke up)

>>149614659
Hair of the dog for us on July 5th.

TSUNODA TOP-6 IN QUALI HORY SHIT

>>149614650
hop on discord

albon podium this weekend

>Forgot to make predictions on fantasy
Why didn't you guys remind me?

>>149614669
Based

I can't stand being shown disabled people on tv or real life. It's like I'm being made to constantly feel pity

>Stroll will reach Q3
>Stroll will beat Alonslow
>Stroll will be on pole
>Stroll is a future champion

>>149614650
https://strimsy.top/f1/

AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX

>>149614716
Is being a nigger a disability?

>>149614659
can't say you've drank all day if you don't start early morning

>>149614712
You should always put in a banker lap every Monday after a race

>>149614712
they emailed me, thats the only reason i did it

>>149614712
we did remind you. you're being hysterical

>>149614712
Upgrade to pro so you can default one for every week

That McLaren is so ugly. Should fire whoever came up with that livery. If they want to shoutout the chrome McLaren then go all the way.

hamilton bros...

ingerland now bruv

>>149614747
Say it crackuh I dares ya.

ALO ALO ALO

no rain

Rain in 5

STOP THE COUNT

ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOOO ALNSOOOOOOO ALSNONOOOOOO ALSNOOOOOO ALS9ONOSNONSO LAOSNOOOOO ALOSNOOOOOO

>>149614762
cor

Oh no Ferrari sisters

>>149614762
right

>>149614772
orlock?

>>149614781
there's always next year, bro

Good afternoon I hate David Croft

>>149614781
Q1 doesn't matter.

>>149614781
It's all under control.

now, RETARDS AT ASTON, thats good enough for q1, dont waste new softs

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

5 years and Ferraris become a piece of shit as soon as the temperature cools down a bit.

why is tsu so fucking slow?

is he, dare I say, exposed?

>>149614794
SHOW ME YOUR WILLY

COLASPINTO

>>149614794
Saved

GLUEDICK DOOD

lmoa

colapinto...

>>149614644
Overrated hag desu
Don't rate her boat

Mclaren to be targeted by Palestine Action over the Cisco sponsorship

COCA COLA

colashitto

Colaspinto

colashitto

It's a tradition at this point for Colashito.

vivien

wasn't colaputa supposed to be the Next Big Thing?

finally he reached his peak form

VALE ULTRAS
SOON

frank glupshitto

Colas car is fucked

just a bit dusty

yep

>Colashito
F U C K
ARGENTINA

Fucko (useless) Cuntapinto

I’m offering you and open seat in Formula 1 General

If you had to choose between Colapinto or DeVries to drive your F1 car who would you pick.

Argentina is not sending their best.

>that fucking DISGUST look from alpee pitcrew
LOOOL

to be fair the car looks skittish as fuck

Welcome back, Buttass

POLE

>>149614874
neither.

>>149614865
Sarg died for this

Luxembourgish commentator just said that Colapinto will be sacked for this and that Flavio is very angry.

>>149614874
I’ll just drive it thanks.

Red flag FOR FUCKING WHAT

He bins the car every fucking week

>>149614842
Why isn't she my gf?

this board is clearly brown. justice for colapinto. why are you making fun of the only aryan driver on the grid?

Lawson is going to get eliminated in Q1 again
Every time his succubus gf shows up to a race weekend he drives like a lethargic retard

>>149614861
That car looks better with all the dust on it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

franquitos bros...
he is, most likely, getting all the season, but he might not get a seat for next season, he needs to be good, now
AND FUCKKKKK RED FLAG, this can change the track and alonso will need to do another lap, just in case

Cola pintu is finished and bankrupt

>>149614874
I would withdraw from the sport

>touch the edge of the track
>CAR INSTANTLY SPINS
even Sainz' spin was weird as fuck
what's up with this track and that spot exactly?

>>149614897
??

>>149614898
Because you're not a shoe maker

Remember the three races last year when Colapinto thought he was good?

grim

Surely Doohan wouldn't have been this shit right?

>>149614902
She's sucking the life out of him.

>>149614874
Nyckers is 30 years old
So Cola

>>149614893
Colapinto on the track, they just didn't realize before he crashed

Fucking retarded that they need to stop when the car can clearly make it back to the pits and nothing is hanging off it

>>149614683
how do I give my gf macromastia
she has pitifully small d cups

nothin personel gasleak

>>149614916
shitters getting exposed, nothing new.

>>149614893
Dust on the advertising hoarding.

>can't even see if car is rekt yet
>OI DO YOU HAVE RED FLAG FOR THIS
Can't all bri*sh just fuck off from F1 already?

Colapinto is so ass
If it weren’t for the Argie crowd this dude would be an indy car racer

>>149614898
because you don't look like this

helicopter shot like the end of platoon

Honestly sometimes I just forget Colapiss replaced Poohan and just think of them as the same person.

doohanbros..?

>>149614893
He almost crashed dude, do you realise how unsafe it could have been if he had???

>briatore used up his blackmail for this shitter
KWAB

>>149614919
I have never cobbled in my life

>>149614910
Malaysia?

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

Zoomers are the doom of Humanity

>>149614805
Did you see the onboard, he literally cant drive with speed through the corners, you can see how skittish the car is. Its insane what max does.

>>149614926
ageist

btw, i was considering repliying to an argentinian anon, that asked about the bear, something about him not posting "posicion para franco", and that franco would be p20 and the bear would make it tyo q3 so it wouldnt be a posicion para franco

Silverstone is always kino.

>>149614929
Get her pregnant.

>>149614916
trying to find traction while taking an ever tightening corner while trying desperately to make it to the finish line for your lap

>>149614922
Surely

he just needs more time

>>149614920
I remember the time he was in discussion for a Red Bull drive and accidentally the safety car in Brazil that massively benefited a different Red Bull driver [spoiler]and Alpine[/spoiler]

>>149614927
KEK

>>149614960
kek

>>149614954
cordwainers make shoes

They really should have just stuck with Jack

>>149614929
Put a baby in her womb

>>149614965
uffff

>>149614969
I refuse to believe that this is real and not AI slop

Are there any good new drivers except K(G)imi?

>>149614965
Holy fuck.

>>149614881
>>149614886
>goes full throttle over the exit kerb impatiently with all 4 tires
>fucks the front suspension and all 4 tires flatspotted
driver error
rookie mistake
shitty tires

the utter state of renault

that is one buck broken argie

>>149614890
to be fair he deserved it

Abysmal driving from gluedick. He's done.

>>149614886
How do you make the weebms so fast?

>>149614929
>small d cups
>d cups
porn brained

>>149614902
>>149614925
Post image of her. Need to know if worth it to lose your F1 seat over that

>>149614969
>this is what makes argies proud
Grimmi

this is colapintos last race under the contract right?

>>149614950
Red flagging no longer has anything to do with safety it's just to stop the clock. I just can't believe the stewards are really sitting there going "NOOO SOOO UNSAFE NOOO THE SAFETY'

He sounds like his soul was crushed.

>>149614916
haggard kerb, catches out shitters thinking they can pin the throttle on it every season.

Mazepin was conscripted for this.

>>149614986
kwabjar is fine

>>149614986
Bearman, Bort, Hadjar

>>149614979
BOOBA

>>149614965
>>149614979
I thought they shrink back after pregnancy
Wtf is this devil magic

>zoomers
>not the greedy money hungry boomers that priced the fuck out of everything making generations after unable to purchase basic necessities

>>149615006
He's driving all the year, anon. Stop with the fantasy.

>>149614975
I haven't done that either

>>149614965
Grok is this real?

Briatore is the worst thing to happen to F1, and I relish anything that irks him. This is very good

>Thinking of replacing COL with BOT
Kek this is the first I've heard of it - is that actually on the cards?

>>149614988
he is going to kill him, poor flavio

>colapinto shunt
>going to twitter, searching colapinto's name and translating all the retarded spanish posts
comedy gold

why is cola whispering like a twat?

>>149615027
He’s just Ken

>>149615021
Keep milking her and they'll keep growing

>>149615021
they need to be milked

>>149615021
Not only they don't shrink, you can keep inducing her to produce milk forever.

>>149614979
>>149614965
>this pic is over 10 years old now

>>149615006
There's 3 weeks between Silverstone and Spa. Plenty of time for things to be finalised in the paddock.

>>149615021
you just keep milking them

>>149614955
Discount USA

>shitter who was just alright in lower formulas has a decent performance as a reserve for Williams
>Old man advisor for a different F1 team buys into the hype and gives them a seat
>They turn out to be shit
It's weird that it happened twice

>>149615026
he had a 6 race contract, no?

>>149614965
>>149614979
Post 1st pregnancy is perfect

>>149615035
post em

Piedad Briatore Piedad

Safety rules have ruined every single sport.

>>149615031
>tf>tp

Can he theoretically keep going if his car’s not fucked?

>>149615032
Yes

why didnt we see alonsos lap?
ALONOOOOOOO ALONSOOOOOO ALONSOOOOOO

>>149615000
In what country are d/dd cups not painfully average at best? I harvest fruits and vegetables that are larger sometimes.

>>149615051
No. It's a contract across the year.

>>149614957
>zoomers
>not the greedy money hungry boomers that priced the fuck out of everything making generations after unable to purchase basic necessities

>>149615036
He's scared of daddy

>>149614965
Pregnancy is the thinking man's fetish
Check out kurvykv on reddit

>is that his fruit of choice
dc pls

f1tv forcing me to listen to Dutch commentators, keeps crashing if i switch to engl*sh

>>149614998
>webums for retards with 4mb limit
>Edge with HW acceleration off
>Bandicam with Edge window locked and a hotkey

>>149614979
>clearly put on around 40lb between the first and last photo
look at her waistline

>>149615055
They ruined Robot Wars most of all.

>>149614965
BBW Mal Malloy is PEAK performance.

Just go straight to Q2 this order is fine.

>>149615036
flavio finna rape him

>ask me anything and ill tell you

whats the gap between alosno and strawll

>uhmmmm you have to give me a minute and come back

>>149615032
>Becoming Mercedes costumer meaning easy transfer
>Experienced
>Wont crash
>Will score some points
>Provides alot of feedback for car development

Its a no brainer safe play

>>149615021
Its called progesterone.

>>149615072
they're fine calm down

best marshalls in the world

>>149615032
The same Bottas who was pointless in 2024 (unlike his teammate Zhou Guanyu)

>>149615080
get off your phone, yuki
the session is about to restart

>>149615000
Unc still living in 1983
the average is D nowadays

>>149615061
Broadcasting director hates him

why was that guy getting a shoulder massage in the williams garage

>>149614998
>the amount of snapping
kek

I hope Bottas gets the seat so he fumbles his chances for the Cadillac seat.

>>149615065
well, we dont know, alpines lastest version is that he will end the season, which i think he will, but when he was anounced it was only 6 races

I still have no idea whether im gay or not. Its like a very long list of convincing pro and contra arguments.

cheeky coulthard hinting at lando's homosexuality

>>149615064
Was not expecting Adriaan to grace this thread

>>149615063
only in US/UK, due obesity.

>>149615055
>if you don’t die or turn into a vegetable or have a life changing concussion it’s le bad

>>149615056
Any nationality can dislike the man who gave us Schumacher's lead helmet, countless other allegations of cheating at Benneton, literal convictions for fraud, crashgate, and now he turns up and the world goes "oh yeah welcome back lol". What's going through you head defending the man?

>>149615094
Social credit +100

>>149615103
You guys were suspecting it was a five-race contract. Now it's six? Come on.

>>149615094
tbf Bottas was the much better driver last year just looking at pace but was actually disappointing in 2023

>>149615101
He's literally me when I fuck up at the start of the lap and am trying to get the time back by driving too hard.

What happened?

>>149615067
Take the farming-pill and stop caring about jewish inventions like money

>>149614965
>When you use pregnancy as an excuse go get plastic surgery
Reminder anri okita did this

>>149614979
I have 5 kids and my wife doesn’t have huge milk tank milkers like that. It looks more like the pre-pregnancy one though slightly bigger. Slightly.

>>149615114
Was he not banned from the paddock? Whatever happened with that?

RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5

>>149615113
Yes, sports should be dangerous. It's part of why they're fun.

>>149615031
Based

STOP SCREAMING

whats drinking

rain??

Sauberbros... is our time in the sun over already?

ITS RAINING!

Rookies are gonna get cooked

>spots of rain

which retard stacks it next?

thinking Tsunoda

>>149615128
Do you know anything about farming?
It's a money black hole.

>>149615119
you retard, its what they said
im in your side retard, i said that he will likely end the season, but, if doesnt get better, he wont have a seat for next season

>heckin rain on camera lens
oh yes goym GET READY

>>149615038
>>149615039
>>149615041
How long and frequently should I milk her to promote growth?

>>149615126
colapinto ate shit

fuck British weather

>>149615114
Fuck off Damon

>>149615143
aqua

>>149615064
>Adriaan reaction image
Based

>>149615104
Just accept you're bi and try not to commit sodomy or any other sexual immortality

>>149615152
norris

Why are the announcers talking at half speed?
IT IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD

>shitters galore binning it at high speeds in the damp conditions
Kek. I'm fucking seated lads

>>149615114
nah he's a colourful character ay "approved" link to "The Good Days" because we have to hate bernie et al.

>>149615143
Chug! Chug! Chug!

rain in 0

>>149615093
cautions breed cautions
get ready for another red

Hulk can't stop getting exposed in quali this year

Karun sounds like he's in the car himself

>>149615159
I miss this lil guy

>>149615090
I hate how one of the 2 pronounces every f like a v and every s like a z

>Rain quali
Oh God Ferrarisisters, it's starting to look grim for us.

>>149615133
Did they get any bigger compared to before she had any kids, at least?

>>149615161
Kino weather

alonso, dont get out

>>149615133
Conhrats

digits and norris kwabs it into the wall

>>149615133
Your starting materials weren't optimal.

>rainspots on the onboard cam
Quick red flag the race and then wait for inters to be the obvious choice

>rain
Aright so we already know who's going to Q2 then

>>149615104
Mate... You lock your cock in a cage and fuck yourself with dildos.
It is clear as day, you are a faggot.

>>149615154
This but with Michael Masi
>>149615123
>faggots and buckets
>cops
>veil

understood

leglerg era penal

>>149615136
EU courts said that was illegal.

>>149615128
My goal is to purchase land for agricultural use one day. Love to have a farm.

>>149615070
>kurvykv
Amazing, thanks for the suggestion lad.

>>149615078
For me, it's Xev

uh oh chucksisters

if we're banning:
>mclaren
>m*rcedes
>h*milton
to begin with

i do not care for silverstone.

>>149615139
>technology and science research is le bad I want my archaic sports
Luddite and barbaric

>>149615123
>Hamilton Straight

>>149615203
they're trying really hard to set up that hamilton podium, aren't they?

>ALO P3
STOP
THE COUNT

>>149615143
It's F1, do it's most likely cum

>>149615108
I have noticed the women from these countries to have a deficiency in their bust size which leads to funny instances of them boasting about mediocre sizes

>f1tv box starts listing british world champs
>they forgot graham hill
>they forgot mental fatigue

>>149615215
;THE BEST TRACK IN THE WORLD

>>149615212
Shit taste

aaaahhhhhh i knew that with the red flag alonso would need to get out again, fuck this

yuki is out again, isn't he

>>149615222
4

>>149615159
>How long and frequently
Yes

>>149615219
Semen slurping sport. So predictable.

ALBONO MY GOAT

It's over, isn't it?

AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX

>>149615021
>Wtf is this devil magic

getting fat

>>149615212
Sir you can't post that.

>>149615123
I always thought it was ''corpse'', figured someone died there and they never identified the driver who died there

CAM ON YUGI

>>149615236
He's got no chance

>>149615203
>no further investigation
nothing ever happens

>>149615236
out eh?

Tsunoda is physically not fit enough to pilot Formula 1 cars that are a handful such as the Red Bull, look at how sluggish and anemic his steering wheel movements are. God knows how delayed and heavy his footwork is.

>>149614979
Did she eat the fucking babies?

>>149615251
Posting ugly tits should result in a permaban

>>149615233
no he doesnt, he is in, uf

p3

BEAR MAN GRAHHHHHH

toto looks PISSED

Yugi's S3 is so shit
But I guess that's enough for Q2

YUGI CHAN!
HE DID IT

>the one race of the year we don't have to listen to cr*fty
>we have to listen to this fucking mong on channel 4 who can't pronounce "sixth"

IT'S NOT SIKTH. IT'S NOT SIKTH. THERE'S AN X IN THERE. NOT A K.

don't hear tornello using turn names
noice
(one of his co-commentators did once i think but who cares)

>they had hope
oh la la

LMAO FERRARI

>shamilton
KWAB

WAAAHmilton

ferrari doing ferrari things again

KWABMILTON

>>149615250
getting fat doesn't make your breasts look like that

acceptance

LMAO

nothing personal englanders

>Formula 1 is one of the biggest money-making shows in the world.
Remember the marshals, they’re volunteers, they do it for FREE

hahah GET REKT shamilton

>poois
please please please please

>>149615275
securing P1
with no survivors

just

>no fuel
Jesus fuck, Ferrari, can't you get some of the Le Mans engineers to teach you what the fuck to do...

No extra lap for you, neguinho.

kek

>m-may I go again sir?
>No.
lol

>>149615287
>>149615288
>>149615289
>>149615290
>>149615286
apologize

hamil out? let go, run run run

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>149615287
>>149615290
that was all hamilton though

OH NO NO NO. NEEKERI GOING TO LOSE PODIUM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A DECADE!

>crofty losing his shit
kino race

smooth operator
smooooooooooooth
operator

lawson and gashit are so fucking shit, SHIT.

Ferrari knew what they were doing all along.

>>149615301
law and gas had one job

How is MAX still the best on a bottom 10 car
its unreal

>we'll see what gasly can do
yeah sure

LAWbros.....

gimi

Sainz lap was out of limits right?

>globohomolton is out of fuel
WELCOME TO FERRARI LEWIS
How long until bongs start complaining that their trained monkey is being sabotaged by the racially prejudiced Italians?

>>149615282
why do they allow butt ass to be in their garage if hes going to cadillac next year, doesnt that basically make him a spy

nothing ever happens

>>149615309
They are going to attempt to lynch fred tonight outside of the hotel

hamilton always gets lucky like that

>lawson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
>exposes himself as a shitter
fuck this sport

he is in already, lolson and troll, great job guys
and gasly

WILLIAMS CHADS WE COOKIN

FIX THE SOUND
It sounds like they are underwater

Hamiltonbros... close call

How does this nigga pronounce six and sixty and sixteenth is what I wonder

Hamilton is safe fucking dumbasses AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA USE YOUR BRAIN NIGGER

>>149615231
>Monaco GP

im convinced ferrari hates blacks

lauwsonbros...
and did ya know stroll was also there!

>ywn have a threesome with 2 preggo yellow hotties
Why live?

imagine getting dazzled by the fucking ferarri faux-luxury branding as a multi-WDC. HAM is amazingly low IQ.

>>149615330
no worries, he still end up in the points

YUKI IN Q2
REDEMPTION ARC FOR YUKI

revenge

>>149615331
Memes aside, he's genuinely the best driver on the grid and it's not close.

can't those retards put 4K cameras in the cockpit view? fucking rats

Perry Wu

how in the fuck red bull fixed the car?

>>149615351
it's raining hard vro

Lawson gives the shittest feedback
It's always "I have no idea what happened"

>>149614579 (OP)
Lawson you fucking retard

>>149614579 (OP)
Which second set is more cursed, re bull or alpine?

>>149615336
>>149615333
>>149615348
it was his gf's fault again

>still makes it into Q2 anyway because Lawson kwabbed it on his push lap
LEWIS HAMILTON TEACHES A WINNING MINDSET

>>149615362
GROSS

crofty sounded like he wanted to kill someone lol

>>149615368
Added rain

>>149615368
sandbags are not removed yet by other teams

alo 12- 0 troll

Hamilton getting the Ferrari treatment makes me so happy, how long until he starts spinning uncontrollably

>>149615340
>How long until bongs start complaining that their trained monkey is being sabotaged by the racially prejudiced Italians?
They already do. I'd have to link to his subplebbit for proofs but I shant post plebbit links.

>>149615174
A list of "the good old days"
>Max Mosley
>James Hunt
>End of list

>>149615027
>out in Q1
not worth it. Cute, but nothing special desu. Looks like a SLUT TO BE HONEST

>>149615359
I'd rather be the one doing the impregnating.

>>149615362
>that warping on the face from all the filters
lol
lmao
Why would you post this?

>strulovich's streak of being btfo by the old man keeps on going
Delicious

>>149615359
tits too small
let's fix that with a controlled shock

Croftys worst hamilton bias moment was in monaco 2016 when rosberg won and he was yelling at toto about how unfair it was

the face of a man who just got fired

>>149615378
Even if Lawson would have improved, 15th is still in thoughbeit?

Stroll is a disgrace

>>149615359
preggo prozzie agencies in japan are very affordable and accessible mate.

>>149615378
masterclass

hey stop posting porn im watching with my gfs mom thanks

P1 to P15 only being 0.5 seconds apart is crazy

>>149615359
imagine 18 years later the kid finds out he was being forced to deepthroat a strange man's dick when he was in the womb

>>149615038
>>149615039
>>149615041
>>149615048
Milkmind. I feel truly at home in /f1/.

>>149615405
makes you wonder how good the Aston Martin was already before 2023

I dont care what happens in the race as long as Piastri finishes ahead of Lando

>>149615422
bang the granny

Stroll might suck

>>149615407
Do you think he gets his wife to call him Roscoe in bed?

Can't believe I stayed up to watch lolson. Fuck you.

Ruth buscombe looks like smeagol

Got a cold lads :(

This is a minor mistake it literally doesn't matter. Hamilton will still make it to Q2 or Q3 because he still made it out of Q1, no other cars could rise to the occasion to knock him out.

>>149615422
Go for the oyakodon route

>>149615368
Brake balance to get the car to trail break better
Aero adjustments to add/remove grip on front/rear to fix the crazy understeering and oversteering at the same time
Formula cars are super stiff so i don't know about the suspension, but they could have also stiffened up one end and softened the other to get the weight to transfer better to let the car rotate
Probably more I am not aware of

lmao

>>149615423
Yeah it puts the whole “tractor / shitbox / rocketship” banter to rest. We aren’t talking about insane 20 second pole position differences like in the past.

>>149615423
alonso did only 1 lap, the real gap would be 0.9
lonsooooo lonsoooooo lonsoooooooo

>>149615362
disgusting

how do they keep getting away with it?

>>149615439
Start micro dosing bleach

>>149615439
>Getting a cold in the summer
Retard

>>149615401
You have no fucking idea how filters work.

good gods is Colapinto SHIT

What's Ron Dennis thinking right now?

>>149615450
What the fuck is the car doing at the low speed corners holy shit

>>149615439
It’s probably hay fever

>>149615450
>>149615453
He's letting that car down

>>149615450
>>149615453
This is mad

>>149615450
>>149615453
>Austrians arent Germans

>>149615450
Jesus Christ that RB actually suxks on the slow corners

i been sitting at home all day

>>149615453
>>149615450
does this mean he has shit corner speed but hes fast out

>>149615450
>>149615453
car i would design tbdesu

NA NA NA NA NA

>>149615472
being low speed

>>149614969
>porteños trying to dance
grim

>>149615450
>>149615453
>the fastest
>the straightest
>refuses to turn

>>149615441
it's an unnecessary risk to take with your big man at his big track, hardly minor.

jodi :)

>>149615417
>preggo prozzie agencies
Is this a thing?

>>149615486
she pretty

>>149615450
>>149615453
>proof that Max is a car merchant
holy shit

captcha: AMXT28

>Leclercs “partner”
Interesting she’s his partner. So he’s a world renowned race car driver and what does she bring to their “partnership?”

>>149615450
>>149615453
2025 red bull is LITERALLY just the 2019 ferrari on steroids

>>149615481
Red Bull has super fast corner entrance and exit but it sucks on traction/control

>be the most attractive driver
>settle for this

>>149615407
>monaco 2016
>when rosberg won

I'm assuming you mean 2015

>>149615486
plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>149615486
somehow two (2) drivers' partners with saint or st. in their names
what business do they all have

Do you find Leclerc’s missus attractive?

>>149615486
In the middle of Garage, Alexandra turned red. "Guys… I—I need to fart," she whispered. Silence. Then giggles. A heroic release echoed. "Better out than in," she said, owning the moment.

>>149615463
Take a look at the weather on screen lad, this is a British summer. I Was at Glastonbury last week to be fair so my immune system's on its arse.

>>149615202
Youre not wrong about the cock cage but ive only done that with my ex gf.

>>149615481
It means the car refuses to fucking turn and needs to break super hard to coax it to rotate.
But it has low drag on the straight and can take smooth turns without losing speed

>>149615502
she puts out daily and even lets him do anal on tuesdays

Fuck off everyone, Alexandra is cute and I would totally rape her.

>>149615502
semen slurping in a literal sense

>>149615450
AMX is absolutely fucked if it rains tomorrow

>>149615506
She's mad cute just needs to get rid of that mole

>>149615436
jajajajja, dont leaveeeee stay

>>149615509
Sorry crofty get back to dick riding!

>>149615493
>your big man at his big track
I stand taller than him
He's not so big

Crashapinto knows he's fired

>>149615486
adorable

>>149615450
>Red Bull just copied Williams from 2023

>>149615486
why is charles racemixing?

>>149615512
No, looks like mutt mystery meat.

>>149615414
You guys act like he has been crashing all year and that this crash had wrecked the car completely. wtf

>>149615512
From most camera angles

>>149615512
She's cute but Charles is hotter.

>>149615506
I bet Charles had a crush on Ariana Grande when he was younger

>>149615496
milky baby's a biggun, they have stores and everything.

>>149615299
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149615450
>>149615453
Welcome back F14T

>>149615519
Jeeted Mosh Pit
Imagine the taste.

>Argie tears
Nothing better

>>149615506
she's cute, her colouration is a bit strange but she has a nice face

>>149615512
She's the daughter of a billionaire. Who cares about what she looks like?

>>149615527
>>149615530
Vastly overvaluing used pussy for that to be considered his “partner

bwoah :DDD golabinto :DDDDDDDD

>>149615212
My wife's honkers look just like that desu senpai

TRVTHNVKE: [spoiler]if you have a 10+ grid penalty, you shouldn't even be allowed into Q3[/spoiler]

realisticly who is alpine getting now

>>149615453
>Max's car is fixed
>Weather is great
>Girl i've been trying to lay for months just served herself up on a platter saying she wants to sleepover randomly
>Max's car is fixed
>Max has a very high chance to win the birtbong GP who wants Norris to win so bad they gave him his own grandstand
Life's good anons

What if Alpine replaces Colapinto with Logan Sargeant?

>>149615506
La Goblina...

>>149615554
strong opinion and I agree

>>149615569
Hot garbage take

>>149615572
I’ll give it a go.

cam on alonsooooooo
vamos carlos
vamos max

>>149615532
It will not rain

>>149615459
>low iq retards cannot comprehend what Ferrari are doing.
There was no need in wasting set of fresh soft tyres trying to overtake 4 slowest cars in lolwhocares session.

Wait is the helicopter tracking graphic now AI automated?
It tagged a stationary white car as Antonelli just now.

Do these drivers get abscess in their ass for sitting down so much? Just got my 4th one and I might just kill myself instead of dealing with it again.

>>149615561
There's actually only a handful of minorities there, it's probably the whitest places in Britain for those 5 days

>>149615450
The only ones with a worse low corner speed are Colapinto (crashed before setting a better lap) and Yuki (same car)

>>149615519
Did you see Bob Vylan and/or Kneecap?

>the best hope for Max right now is for the Red Bull to continue being even shittier since the title is out of the question after all these shit races so he can get into a Mercedes for next year
grimi

>>149615569
They can still appeal so it would not be fair if they could not participate and they won the appeal.

>>149615572
romain grosjean

>>149615217
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY CURVA ALBARETA WE WILL KEEP CALLING IT PARABOLICA
>NO YOU CAN'T SAY STAKE F1 TEAM KICK SAUBER, YOU HAVE TO SAY SAUBER
>BUT WE WILL NEVER CALL IT THE INTERNATIONAL PIT STRAIGHT EVER AGAIN

>>149615563
meh, i hate mexican accent on females

>>149615600
They aren’t fat and their suits are comfy.

>>149615575
>>Max's car is fixed
they removed the downforce because it doesn't do anything good on the car anyway

it's basically a glass cannon now

>>149615600
>Abscess in your arse
Mate, what the fuck?

>>149615519
>I Was at Glastonbury
that's your own fault

>>149615600
Office workers spend all day sitting down. Are you sitting on a gypsy's lap?

just put a cheeeky tenner on amd wdc

S H I F T S

>>149615600
That foam must be really comfortable because I swear to god my ass hurts after a mere hour of sim racing in my recliner

How did he correct that step-out in Copse? Max is such a monster, wtaf.

even stevens

>+0.000

kino

Woah

what are you drinking lads

lmao

>>149615637
The power of a true racist

>>149615556
interesting theory. I know shes his ex lookalike

>>149615600
try not stuffing so many cocks up there

holy shit

>>149615558
>milky baby
Awesome. Guess I'll add it to my schedule when I visit nipland

KINOOO

ALONSO RAHHHHHH

NEO

nice

tifosibros, there's alway next year

>>149615637
crashes dozens of times in his first three seasons where others would have been replaced and learnt the hard way

max alo podium? alonso, since his return, doesnt have a podium without maximo

I was just watching Jerez 1997 yesterday holy shit
>>149615648
Zywiec Zdroj and chamomile tea

I don't know why I put Charles on pole

>>149615600
No mate. You're just a fat, hairy piece of shit. Folks like you get ass abscesses all the time.
Stop being hairy and fat.

i'm breathtaking

that satisfies my autism

I have keanu reeves fatigue

Lando P1

>>149615655
Has this ever happened before?

MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO MUSEO

AHAYHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHJDJAHHJDFHAHJJHFDAJH

>>149615605
Nah. No idea who Bob Vylan were and Kneecap's music is utter dogshit. I was elsewhere

why is he so scruffy?

So what is happening, is the track cooling down and causing the laps to stagnate from the first one done?

>>149615675
I had that three years ago already

>>149615678
One time three drivers qualified the exact same time iirc

>>149615490
That's too low speed

>>149615662
F1 and liberty should pay Max 100 millions for making it this close in a subpar car

Keanu looks like he just woke up from a back alley bar

huh?

all these supposedly GOATed rookies are looking p shite.

leclerc is just happy to see his teammate fail

>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FERRARI'S PACE?
kek
he should be asking that about the mercs too

>>149615625
Was good fun lad

>>149615697
Schumi,
Heinz Harald Hopeless
And Kooltard iirc? Or was it Miga?

>>149615684
never knew he had such an acne crater face

KWAB

>>149615678
Canada last year
Were you not here? That was the final time and everything

>>149615648
Lando's new monster can
It's mid as fuck