Thread 149618348

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>>149618348 (OP)
She’s better than Rune

Iga :)

Don't choke now Navarro.

Is Tennis for rich kids only?

>>149618369
I'm not rich and I don't play, so yes

lena :(

>>149618395
Bald Fraud

so thankful that this heiress who will never know pain or struggle has won a tennis match!

Based Iga

Emma :)

>A pint of Stella Artois now comes with a hefty price tag of £8.85. The first pint of the day also carries an additional £1 charge for the reusable cup.

Pretty much £10 a pint is insane.

>>149618369
most professional sports are

BEST EMMA :3

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>cry mid set
>lose

What is Navarro even good at?

>>149618427
Football and Basketball is all Hood and favelas

Just give us the Sabalenka - Navarro final already.

New champion

>>149618369
Of course purely by circumstance. How many tennis courts do you have near you and how much does it cost to play on one once you find it?

>>149617929
Imagine the smell of those white socks

>>149618425
for me its leffe

>>149618451
basketball has become rich kid shit and sudanese giganiggas who became 7'3 by eating dirt for the first 12 years of their life

>>149618438
>opens her mouth
yikes

just cant believe that the daughter of a billionaire is a charisma black hole

>>149618348 (OP)
clara's tummy :)

Hello where Djoko

>>149618499
basketball is a slav sport now

>>149618425
i've never had a pimms or a gin and tonic. have i been missing out?

Arthur Ashe got AIDS because he was gay I don't believe the blood transfusion story

>>149618560
kys pedo turd

hannah is on court 12 btw

>>149618586
Taking cock up the ass is good for your tennis performance. Jannik and Grug all do that.

ESPN airs an ad about Arthur Ashe and instead of making it about his excellence they focus on racism from 60 years ago, then cut to James Race Hustler Blake saying he wouldn't have played tennis without Ashe - even though Black weren't excluded from any activity whatsoever at any time in his life.

ESPN is the Democrat party of sports.

>>149618586
this would be the most likely scenario but i'm fine with harmless lies like this

katie has some nerve smiling in public after her shambolic display

>>149618586
100%. DL is very common phenomenon in that community.

>Iga's won $36M in prize money
She's starting to look attractive to me now

>>149618576
Gin and tonic is disgusting. Pimms is ok.

>>149618688
G&T is my summer drink

>check englishman post
>it's always some ultra evil shit
What is wrong with them?

now that all the waifus are out we can ask the real questions
who has a better p alex or emma

>>149617933
when you see an attractive wta player it puts into perspective how mid the rest are

>>149618425
pretty reasonable for london desu

>>149618697
Gin makes me vom.

>>149618586
you can't even get AIDS from a blood transfusion because HIV isn't a real virus. what AIDS really is is the immune system giving out due to too much degeneracy (gay anal sex, drug abuse, etc.). Peter Duesberg and Nobel laureate Kary Mullis exposed this decades ago

>Pasta, strawberries and yogurt
What a freak

>>149618797
our blood has a code of ethics now?

>>149618425
What are those rookie numbers? lmao

does anyone actually enjoy these drawn out servebot matches

>>149618856
No one likes them.

>>149618826
what they claim was AIDS from tranfusions was really doctors being incentivized to diagnose a weak immune system as HIV+ and then treating with antiretrovirals. the drugs meant to "treat" "AIDS" was what was causing "AIDS" to begin with. But Ashe got it from his degenerate homosexual lifestyle and they made up the transfusion story

>>149618797
>Nobel laureate Kary Mullis
his interview in some california beach house is great.
Complete schizo; says LSD is what brought him down to the molecules and gave him the idea of the PCR process, and that AIDS can be explained via Hegel and the social political pendulum swinging back after the open and crazed 60s and 70s.
Complete schizo. Glad Fauci disenfranchised him.

>>149618425
>>149618852

jonesy on court 8, should start soon-ish
also vendy and mika-mia at the same time :/

>>149618928
does your blood tell you when youve crossed the line or do you have to go to a doctor to find out

>>149618852
I hate that theres people out there that will pay those prices.
I dont think capitalism works if theres too many people who will pay the exorbitant prices for companies to rip us off like this. There is no rational consumer with these dregs amongst us.

>>149618856
what servebots are playing now like?

>>149619011
its F1 in miami. those prices are just jews jewing other jews

>Sinner - Dimitrov
>Alcaraz - Rublev

They have to play real opponents tomorrow? Damn.

>Andreeva - Navarro
Noo the only good girls left have to knock each other out

>Swiatek - Tauson
Poo vs pee

Everyone with HIV / AIDS should be sent to Madagascar or deleted.

Why should my taxes pay to treat a disease they acquired from being a degenerate.

>>149618968
Nice.

>>149619005
you do realize frequent anal sex with men and drug abuse will destroy your health, right?

>>149619188
stfu homophobic bigot.

WMAFbros, how we feelin?

>>149619188
but it wont give you aids because thats not real. your blood deciding you fucked one too many asses is the real killer

>>149618930
>Boying Fauci
jfc

being gay in tennis is so stigmatized that there are more players open about their other mental illnesses than about being gay. even Rublev is more open about being on psychoactive meds than about taking it up the ass

>>149618968
Same thought. That's class. And the food is actually good. Tells you who controls that tournament as opposed to others.>>149619011

>>149619061
nakashima vs sonego
maybe they arent servebots and they just suck at returning

>>149619119
>dimitrov
>real opponent

>>149619011
Same as the market for women. As long as some dude will spend X on OF or IRL, they'll expect and get it. I'm not at all for being cheap, but I'm saying it's the men that allow women to get away with this shit.

>>149619374
>And the food is actually good.
implying youll get good food at an exhaust fumes "sports" event.

>>149619365
pennis is gay?

>>149619378
the fuck why is that match on court 14

>>149619256
if parody, be funnier. if not, leave

I dislike eva lys she seems like a huge whore and isn't even that attractive (nice bobs though)
>>149618417
Based Poland!!

>>149619365
Them opening up about their mental illness is also them opening up about their sexuality. It's the same damn thing. It always has been.

>>149619449
Does anal sex with women also give you aids then? :)
Somehow no one talks about how that + drugs gives you aids,but when you do it between men then its literally god punishing you with the aids.

>>149619426
congrats, everything you post is wrong

>>149619437
nope. football is tho. lots of touching. also, NFL tweeted literally that football is gay. and dudes still watch it. unbelievable.

Oh brilliant BBC coverage of something called "Womens Euro Championships football" has started making it infinitely more difficult to find Wimbledon streams.

>>149618407
She looks like that bald bitch from latest Deadpool x Wolverine. Was so annoying and bitchy. Would rage-impregante and kiss and cuddle though too(I could fix her)

>>149619505
IDK. No woman has been able to fit me.

>>149619378
probably the fact they're both 5 foot 2 suggests that they're not servebots and are in fact just playing what we used to call "an evenly matched contest"
pure brainrot from italianon ngl

>>149618755
low T

>>149618451
Idk half+ of NBA draftees are from ex NBA players now it seems

Maybe non NBA kids just don't have a passion and twitch is better leisure

>>149619479
WTA would be unbelievably boring without slavic tennis thots

>>149619380
The Minaur is simply elite on clay

why is it meta to give the serve to the opponent? especially now when djoko is serving well in the tournament

>>149619505
frequent anal sex with women coupled with drug abuse will cause the same effects, it's just not anywhere near as common or engaged in as frequently as when a significant fraction of gay men do it so statistically "AIDS" is a gay "disease" but it's not exclusive

>>149619593
you have be a rich kid whose parents can to afford joining expensive teams and travelling around the country with your team to get into basketball now apparently i read

A holmgren passes to valhalla. I never had to learn his first name, watch him play or learn a single thing about him this tournament. God willing I will never have to see his name again.

>Holmgren picking up all his towels and taking them home with him
Based journeyman getting his money's worth from this tournament

>>149619784
I went to Walhalla in Germany it's so impressive and right on the donau true story

>>149619699
More women get fucked anally every day compared to gay men engaging in intercourse
btw im completely LARPing

>>149619847
Imagine how much further advanced the Germans would have been if they'd realised they could double their productivity by simply writing V instead of W

Nakashittah is the most soulless player I've ever seen

>>149619876
If you think women have more anal sex than gay men you are crazy.

So Krejicova is leading candidate for KWAB of the year right? Return to Wimbledon and everyone is like "wait she won it last year? her? are you sure?" then you are losing to a mouse and start crying in front of the whole stadium.

>>149619910
>Volksvagen

>>149619976
All women take it up the ass nowadays. Just as we're all footfags. Porn changed the world, unironically.

>>149619976
can you ask chatgpt or grok perhaps using your account. I dont want that in my digital fingerprint trail

>>149619511
>finding streams
you can watch all courts for free on iplayer

when does Jack Draper play?

>Sinner is guaranteed to break Nadal's "record" consecutive weeks at No 1 already

lmao, just call it the big 2.

>>149620042
maybe he doesn't have a license?

>>149620042
what do you think I am doing you truculent oaf. before this football bullshit you could saunter onto Iplayer and "view all wimbledon streams" would be the first thing you see. no longer. I had to go to categories - sports - scroll down to wimbledon.

>>149620022
Maybe they do, im a boomer. Still. If you were to go on tinder tonight as an above average guy you'd have to "get lucky". Whereas if you were a gay dude on grinder u could hook up with 3 different guys in one night.

CAMAN BRANDAN

>>149620154
True but that has very little to do with sexual practice. It's because women are sentimental while men are fetishist coomerheads who only care about what the dick looks like.

guys why do the people that play tennis only recreationally carry those big bags that can hold multiple rackets? do you need more than one for a training session?

really don't like the 6-3 3-6 6-3 3-6 6-3 genre of tennis

>>149620355
they think it makes them look cool (it doesn't)
no you don't

>>149620355
No, they do it because they wanna look like cool tennis players. They want other people to know that they play tennis, even though they are shitty
I used to play for two years and just put my racket into my Deuter backpack while some fat 50 year old single mother beginners bought huge tennis bags for a watter bottle and a 150€ racket lol

not even djokovic needs one, even with four rackets

>>149620355
You want two rackets in case on tears when you are playing. Don't want to go home after 15 mins into your two hour booking just because the strings tore.

>>149620729
I can fit at least four rackets in my Deuter backpack. it's all bs. the players wouldn't even use them if they wouldn't get them for free

>>149620733
He was going to assault the chairperson until an official blocked him. Another Serena.

>>149620355
my coach worked at a country club and got a bunch of high quality stuff for free (wilson bags and multiple original pro drives) so he gave them to my high school team

>>149620793
another reason: You want to put your clay shoes in your bag and having a separate specific department for that keeps your bag otherwise clean.
Its not as outrageous as you are making it out to be and there are medium and smaller sized tennis bags.

>>149620857
the shoes go in the backpack, too..
+ clay season = summer season = you don't need to change clothes. nobody is playing tennis before work so come on man, it's complete bs
do you bring three pairs of football boots as well when you're playing football?

>>149620355
I just use a backpack, it can carry up to two but I only have one racquet. The one annoyance is the handle pokes out of it. I personally don't like the huge racquet bags, wish there were more smaller ones.

this djocko game is genuinely fun and the germans are talking about backpack space again

>kekman mentally buckbroken by goatkovic already
its over

why the FUCK is this thread dead?

Okay Novak and Ben are winning easily. Which matches should I watch instead?

>Very even first set
>Early break in the second
Classic.

>>149620976
>nobody is playing tennis before work so come on man
Anon, Ich... hab kein Job. Von 10-12 Dienstags bis Freitag steh ich aufm Tennisplatz.
>>149620976
>do you bring three pairs of football boots as well when you're playing football?
>+ clay season = summer season = you don't need to change clothes.
I assume you don't actually play Tennis. Clay Tennis shoes are bad with ventilation, so I change my socks before putting on my normal shoes again. And Strings tear all the time and often for no reason. You simply need to be prepared with a second racket; you or your buddy at least. Its nothing like soccer cleats.
And you dont want to put your clay shoes inside your normal bag. It's like coming back from the beach with how much sand will be everywhere.
Pic related is my bag. Perfect for two rackets, shoes, Can of balls, Bottle and sweat bands, cap, overgrips etc in it as well.

>>149621222
We are not on tour my man
don't act like we are top athletes

>>149621156
no one cares about djokovic

Never “torn” a string. Skill issue.

>>149621377
Your proud of using things beyond the expiration date. Cool.
Maybe do that with your food as well.

>>149621156
its kekman
this should not go over 3 hours

>>149621388
You mean Canada

>>149621388
i do

>>149621222
>Strings tear all the time
What strings are you using anon? One should change modern polys way before they are about to snap.

>>149620823
was he wrong though?

>>149620857
just go home with clay shoes on like a normal person

they showed worst emma press conf on every numbered court for 5 minutes instead of tennis :/

>>149621676
irrelevant to the point. but yes. the sun going down is a surprise?

>>149621377
SOVL

Reckon Vukov has stopped screaming at Lena yet?

>>149621731
he needs as much comfort as possible while playing on the ATP tour, leave him alone

>>149621736
what challenger clay court is this?

>>149621156
Navarro game is finished

>>149621736
They wanted you to warm up to her

>>149621740
go to bed grandpa

>>149621388
Goatkovic's tennis career has more history in it than canada as a country.

vendula on court 4, very soon

>Kekmanovic
Why even show up, dude?

>>149621828
Hockey mogs tennis so that can't be true

>>149621661
recently Head Lynx Tour and decent gauge to boot. They are sturdy, but once a year, because of changing weather or whatever, they tear before you can tell they are about to give.
My friend has a way worse time. He has three rackets now because he once tore two strings within one hour kek

>>149621731
No, I dont want to destroy my clay shoes just to impress some random losers online with how cheap I like to depict myself.

Come on Benzo! Big Ben! Hideously ugly muscly mutt hot Ben with a fat cut cock

Surely a slumping Iga isn't gonna vulture Wimbledon now is she ?

>>149621377
We postin' shoes? I've had these like 12 years

As usual, Novak will rape these NPC's, but Sinner will buck break him in semis

>>149621933
>destroy my clay shoes
>running and sliding for 1 hours or longer
>ok
>driving home and walking 5 metres from your car to your door
>not ok
?????????????????????????????

>>149621222
I have six racquets and three pairs of shoes here

kekman is pathetic. at least pretend to do something. current laver would do more here.

>>149621793
Got these for 140$ this Spring while on a quick one to the US just in case your curious :)

ive never had a pair of shoes last more than a year

>>149621975
sinner destroys the whole roster

Low-key I think Ben sheltz is gonna win Wimbledon. Ben The Winner Shelton

>>149621975
you can't buck break a free man, that term only applies to slaves. i believe the term you're looking for is reventar

This is nice guys. Usually I get the impression no one on /tennis/ actually plays the sport, but now were discussing our kits.

>Lena turned comments off on her latest point
HOWLING.

pretty cute bong too

>>149622004
Brown hands took this picture

>>149622053
Please don't post Gwinny after her injury gaytee

is this Kekman guy just trash?

Shelton :)

>>149622070
We're all athletes here

>>149621983
Bit overkill imo, but if you need that then okay.

>>149618348 (OP)
Kek comeback?

>>149622164
I only regularly use four and I’m sunsetting one pair of clay shoes for another.

>>149621996
i take that back. arthur ashe's aids infested blood transfusion bag would do more here

>>149622186
Comment aged rapidly.

>let's go brandon
problematic

Kekman on a cheeky 100-1 on bet365, easiest dosh of my life

CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DAJTE TOG ĐOKOVIĆA

>>149622106
okay yeah he's terrible
this isn't even fun to watch, kinda feel bad for the guy

>>149622070
there aren't many people who regularly follow men's tennis who don't play. you kinda need to know the mechanics, technique, strategy, tactics, etc. to really understand and appreciate what you're watching. watching tennis regularly isn't as much a social activity as American and European football, basketball, etc.

>plan to to watch novax after soneGOD wins
>novax's match lasts shorter than nakashima - sonego last set

very beautiful match so far

guys what should I do if a girl in the juniors wants me to have sex with her?!
>>149622323

>>149622323
Vendy in the sunset, theres nothing better

are we watching naka vs sonego? five setter at 6-6

vendy will be "se vende por reventarse" in the streets of Brno soon if she doesn't buck up her ideas

>>149622416
yes

I wish a crowd crush would kill 100s trying to get into Henman Hill

>>149622416
we are watching vendy

nothing better than organising your music library and downloads folder on a saturday evening

>>149622416
We are watching Jonesy, and then Vendy

Nakashima should have won this match like 6 times already what a shamefur dispray

I Am Sonegro

>>149622323
Vendula growing on me

Also wtf her actual name is vendula? Sound like diminutive form something more official

This Spanish chick is kinda cute

>>149622083
Is she 188cm tall

I'm watching Mika, Jonesy and Vendy and trying to work out why this piece of shit website's media server is taking a shit YET AGAIN

"miomir my brother. we need you to lose tonight. not for my personal glory oho no. novak does not need any more glory. but the student protesters back in Srbska miomir. they look to me as a symbol of strength, courage, perseverance, resistance to western dogmatism and entrenched ideologies. back home they wait and pray for me to win an eighth wimbledon and twenty fifth slam including reaching my record 50th slam semi final (a feat which has never and will never be matched). they need me to win. for that reason, miomir, i need you to let me bagel you three times."

Easy win for Novak against kekfag

>>149622541
it's not over yet sweaty

>that poorfag with the orange wig
peak shitalian customer

>>149622270
Pretty entertaining, thought the Spaniard in the blouse was gonna take over at any moment, Marin was way shaky a lot of the time.

Come back time for my boy Kecmanovic

Anybody see that orange haired dude in the stands at Nakashima-Sonego? Looks like a deliberate Colorado theather shooter cosplay.

>>149622476
I switched off once it went to a tiebreaker
I knew that shitter would lose
Sucks to not being able to rely on an American to clutch it out

Nagasakibros....

>nagasaki
>kekman
>fucksyourbitch
why is every 90s player dogshit?

>>149622567
he's a """""carota boy"""""

um... djokobros....

>>149622582
nagasaki is 2001 actually, my bad. he's still shit

I thought tie breaks were 7 points

>>149622083
they both look like they fuck black guys

>>149622613
they are except for these retarded unsatisfying super final tiebreakers. i dont think theres ever been a good one.

Jonesy :)

let's go home brandon

>>149622485
>The name is of Czech origin and originated as a nickname for Václava

STOP THE COUNT

Jonesy :)

I thought /tennis/ were the only ones calling her that, but the crowd is yelling it too, bit baffled

>SONEGOD
SONEGOD
>SONEGOD
SONEGOD
>SONEGOD
SONEGOD
>SONEGOD
SONEGOD
>SONEGOD
SONEGOD
>SONEGOD
SONEGOD

you can see the lad's belly through his white t-shirt

what excuse is there for having a fat belly as a male professional tennis athlete?

APOLOGIZE

My Sonigga.

>>149622666
the white man marches on

>>149622653
I know Barty referred to her as Emmo in an interview, which sounds so Aussie to me that I have to suspect it's her actual nickname

singing seven nation army at any sports event should be punishable by firing squad

>>149622691
they discovered tennis with binner's coffee commercials
pleas understand

Is novak getting poopy in his pants?

Djokovic should be banned from tennis. It's unfair that an unvaxxed pure blood can humiliate these sickly vaxxtards like this.

DJOKO SISTERS??

>>149622653
i think i first heard/saw it at the ao24 when someone linked .au site with an article about her

>>149622690
Yeah it is, all of the other juniors are calling her that in the Instagram replies too

SoneGOAT

RUUUUUUUNE

>>149621817
show hand

>>149622721
>It's unfair that an unvaxxed pure blood can humiliate these sickly vaxxtards like this.
Let it go, nobody gives a shit about this meme anymore

the comeback of our lifetime is starting

mika sisters?

Sheltheads we gon about our business smooth.

It's not looking good for Mika though, why is she doing so bad as a servebot?

damn Wikipedia... the match i not over yet

Munar came back into reality. At least he got to 3rd round for the first time.

The 90s gen upwards are really weakminds. Several 80s tennis players still spanking the younger gens.

And Djokovic seems to be in 2024 Olympics mode. He really wants the be alone in the top in the GS rankings with his 25th.

Alcaraz better grow up and stop depending on other's extreme bottlings to win Grand Slams.

US Open 2022 - Sinner screwing up at match points in QF.

Wimby 2023 - Djokovic doing a Djokosmash at the 5h set in a break point + other mistakes unusual of him.

RG 2024 - Zverev doing a Zverev in the final.

Wimby 2024 - I don't remember Alcaraz match being saved by others mistakes. But the final was with Nole being extra careful to be at 100% for Paris 2024.

RG 2025 - Sinner doing a maximus pechofrius with an extreme bottling performance at 5-3 40-0.

why are tennis players so autistic about noise
>some dude in the stands scratched his nose and I could totally feel the disturbance in the air coming from that and it totally ruined my game

Fuck me when did life get so boring?

this bitch wasn't even born when Billy Talent II was released

>>149622812
mental midgets

>>149622823
And yet she won a Grand Slam title before both of us

>Djokovic didn't thank the crowd after the match

Why is he such a little bitch sometimes. Of course they'll cheer for the other guy to get more tennis, why does he always take it personally

>>149622782
Mega inconsistent and one of the reasons I wasn't exactly turning cartwheels when I saw she was playing the doubles with Hannah.

>>149619801
Ackshually he gave one to a decked out superfan (viking hat and all) who roared in return. I would clip it, but they cut the vod after the winner's interview...

it's great that it took keman almost 2 sets to realize he's playing a real match

>>149622850
Because of rich parents, easy if they do everything for you
My father was in prison and I don't even know why

can de manure stop him?

>>149622874
it was a real unpleasant reminder of that 2018-23 era where people were mindbroken by djokovic before they even stepped out on court even though djokovic was a shambling ruin of his old self.

>>149622870
SOVL

>>149622659
beermaxxing

>>149622627
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYfkilRUx8&pp=ygUgcnVibGV2IHJ1bmUgYXVzdHJhbGlhbiBvcGVuIDIwMjM%3D
>the tb that buckbroke and flushed rune

>>149622869
Hope they'll find some chemistry between them, their doubles match some days ago didn't look too promising...

>>149622869
truly the British Krueger

>>149622765
>l-let it g-go chud
hahahahahahah

>>149622856
Fuck all those middle class faggots. I'm glad he didn't thank them.

Mika pls

Shelton will beat Sinner in the Quarters

Piani is what a British Rose should look like

CUTE
U
T
E

>>149622856
the bree eesh should thank God (Serb) and then Goatkovic for allowing them to watch such tennis instead

Shelton’s girl a cute

>>149622514
Post hq webm brudi

>>149622926
says it all

>>149622856
Why would you thank people for sitting there and then just clap like NPC's? Literal copy and paste comments after a match - "Oh i would like to thank the umpire, ball boys and girls, ground staff, my sponsors, god and of course the crowd who were wonderful as always".

>>149622765
nole slam tourists will literally never stop and accuse everyone of being triple vaxxed

>all the matches finished at 8pm
what the fuck do I do now

Anyone else feels like this is one of the worst Wimbledons?

>>149622963
That's Dennis Rodman's daughter btw

>>149622930
Almost crying :(

>>149622856
>Why is he such a little bitch sometimes
name one

>>149622543
Bitchy attitude girl?

>>149622992
Based

the fuckin goat

>>149622995
oh no that's heartbreaking! :(

>>149622985
I'm gonna watch R3 of the John Deere Classic even though it's like the worst tournament.

>>149622992
Z E S T Y
E
S
T
Y

>>149622985
Good thing there's still some exciting women and mixed doubles going on right now!

>>149622916
They've never played particularly well when I've seen them previously, they're too similar, but seems to be more important to the LTA to have a British pair than potentially a British winner.

>>149622986
yes

I want penickova and wallberg to PISS on me

they keep showing pohankova's family but where's mika's :(

Petko sexo

>>149622817
1992

go on Vendy, takes the first set

How did all the matches end already WITH a 2,5 hour rain delay?

>>149623071
There weren't that many to begin with

Mika :(

>>149622986
I dont really pay much attention to it until quarter or semis anyway

>>149622986
yes definitely
transitional phase on the tour so not a lot of quality anyway, lots of """"decent"""" sneeds falling early, no exciting up and coming hipster players like an Aslan/TVR, no youngsters because the fucking youngsters are the runaway favourites. Slow courts no narratives no memes no epics no hope a vision of the future is a Sincaraz boot stamping on a human face forever.

Mika loses in straight sets, great stuff. Just fucking great.

Mika :(

>>149621736
Was she cute?

>>149623057
Did prime change colors specially for wimbs? Is it the famous British racing green

>R1 first round md lost, md doubles lost, md juniors lost
If she also loses the doubles with Hannah again... why does the LTA do this

>>149622805
>He really wants the be alone in the top in the GS rankings with his 25th.
as soon as this happens the media will start talking about Newcombe's 26 majors

>>149623053
Better than 92% of atp

Mika's Wimbledon so far:
Main draw singles - lost R1
Main draw doubles - lost R1
Junior singles - lost R1
Please don't fuck Hannah's Wimbledon up for her Mika.

Fucsovics looked pissed

>>149623137
Because they are fucking idiots.

>>149622986
All that matters are the finals, maybe the semi finals. So if the women's in particular get's at least someone higher ranking winning than some of the shitters who have won recently then how can it be one of the worst? But sure I do think Wimbledon is starting to lose it's prestige, the grass season is not long enough, it's too close to the clay season which is a different surface and there are too many tournaments that have already been played. However with regard to the WTA then that is a problem in itself, not that you want a few players just dominating everything and it's a foregone conclusion one of them wins.

>>149622322
Kek, this

>>149623221
Lickable

>>149621828
winning slams in a weak era doesn't count

>>149623207
quality of a slam is measured by quarter finals. quality of a final is measured by the final. #truth

damn these endless rewindable little girl tennis streams really let lil bro in his gooncave go wild huh

>>149623283
Speaking of weak eras

what a shitty day

>>149623304
sus

TO BE FAIR to Mika she played as well as Hannah did in the main draw doubles from what I saw

And she also won more games in her main draw singles loss

So think it's a little harsh to make it out like she's dragging Hannah down or something

>t. Mika online defence force

>>149623314
Any day Igor wins is a shit day

>wilson
cool name :)
>head
uhh weird
>bomboclaat
okay what the fuck??

Mirra has a high forehead and if she would have dark hair she would look chinese.

>>149623343
That's a LOT of shitty days

>>149623250
>>149623271
you are pretty good at webming :) (but also :/ because i created a 1080p hd monster)

Most likely to win Wimbledon:

1. Alcaraz
2. Djokovic
3. Shelton
4. Sinner


That is all.

Kekman would've beaten Draper if he had drawn him

>>149623368
yes

>>149623334
I don't blame her, there has been put a lot of pressure on her recently after she won the junior title in the US

>>149623381
>4. Sinner
0 tennis knowledge. He will win.

there is literally nothing wrong with replying to a pic of a junior with the filename "pits.jpg" with "lickable"

>>149623381
Dopinner will win and then he'll get popped for drugs again

>>149623380
Thank you <3
I will be forever in your debt

>>149623396
if she picks herself up and goes on a deep run in the doubles it will have been a successful tournament overall despite today's disappointment

>>149623430
can you tweet something like

>>149623430
that was a nice thing to say :)

>>149618365
IGA
G
A
IGA

>>149623492
She the type that's only nice when she wins

>>149623505
She wasn't wrong saying those things about Caca, everybody knows it

>>149618425
But that's the walled one
Go to the garden without the wall

What do you think live would've been like in Yugoslavia? Petko as your loving wife shitting out kids while lovable Neighbor Novax partakes in hilarious hijinks.

>>149623505
So she is nice a lot of the time then :)

tour is absolutely bankrupt rn fr. there's no old heads, uncs like agassi who can still compete, no young guns coming through hungry for trophies. its just djokobitch, an indiscriminate mulch of washed nextgen shitters, then carlos and jannik

>>149618438
Oooh bang bang shoot the guns Emma
Very good

I'm sorry, but this girl is so fucking hot. Literally peak female.

>>149623430
She has to be fake nice now ever since poo ess ay media called her out

>>149623547
she's a disgrace

>>149623547
>that point
>that walk to her chair
Kino

>>149623558
I agree
Objectively the most beautiful woman in the world
She makes kournikova look like a washed babushka

>>149623547
Hungry very

>>149623539
I lived my first 7 years in Yugoslavia
It was cash have not been happier since

I always thought Emma Navarro is Mexican. Surabmw is Mexican, and lots of Mexicans in America
Apparently she is Italian

>>149622926
why are serbs like this

where do i go to meet a tennis wife? Where do they hang out?

Grug: Fognini > Tarvet > Struff > Rublev > Norrie/Jarry > Probably Fritz
Sinner: Nardi > Vukic > Martinez > Dimitrov > Shelton/Sonego > Djokovic

How do you rate these paths to the final?

And Emma's face more Mexican than Italian I think
Not like I saw many of them, just wouldn't be surprised more if she was Mexican American instead of Italian American

Then again just was remembering (right now) Italian typical faces.... no, she still doesn't look Italian

... But... there was one funny video, on tiktok or YouTube shorts, named "how Italians guys flirt", it was shot by an Italian(?) girl where she parodied Italian guy, he(she) was smelling flowers and trees and giving compliments to POV(camera (viewer(you)))
I don't rmenebr her face... but somehow I think if Emma Navarro is looking Italians, then this girl(author of video) might be closest looking to her. And I don't remember her face, just maybe

>>149623722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs

>>149623558
I like her hair, structure and color

Boris would literally be the worst person in the world playing Ethnoguessr

>>149623651
>Surabmw
Surname


Also I think Navarro is an oblast in Mexico, yes I checked it's true

im not used to the russpedo posting webms of juniors actually playing tennis

>>149623802
s-sorry

>>149623802
All these girls are older than the HIGHEST estimate of Marys age when giving birth to Jesus(16)

>>149623430
>Inb4 the krautist comments saying she should have said well instead of good

>>149623854
Am I going to jail for looking at this?

Vendula :)

Vendy :)
Good job getting it done before curfew

>>149623891
only if you paused it on this frame

>>149623381
1. Cilic
2. Cobolli
3. Djokovic
4. Fritz
5. Alcaraz
6. Sinner

FTFY

>>149623891
She's 3 years over our age of consent

>>149623921
Forceful BRAP that was.

>>149623743
Just shut your nasty pedo mouth

Both Rublev and Cobolli are playing at their absolute best. It’s an interesting draw.

>>149623921
She's fucking retard hot
Life on earth can end now we have reached peak female form the most beautiful
I have never seen this before I'm not even being funny
She is literally too perfect in every single way

Rublev is going to win tomorrow. he is in great form and Grug made a mess of the last round.

>>149622926
volumes...

>>149623651
she is Jewish. lots of Sephardic Jews became conversos and changed their name to Navarro (from Navarre) following the Alhambra Decree of 1492. when they continued to practice Judaism and became recognized as marranos they were expelled again and emigrated from Spain to places like Italy. Hence why she says she has "Italian ancestry", her name is Spanish, her father is a billionaire in finance, and she looks like a rat.

>>149624225
those Russians girls don't age very well

>>149624002
Dog Bless Germany

Kristina :)

>>149624275
Good she's not Russian

>>149624256
>Only Jews ever do things, only they have agency
>Whites never do things
>Only Jews can be billionaires
Meds, and meds fast.

>>149624275
Vendula is Czech

Quirk chungus

>>149623334
I'm not saying she's dragging her down as such, that would be harsh, just that I don't see them as a particularly good doubles pair without looking to apportion blame to either one. I agree the main draw dubs was never a match they were going to win, they were playing Mertens (former doubles #1) and Veronika (former singles top 10).
Of the two though, Mika is definitely less consistent, you never know which Mika is going to show up.

>>149624405
Is that Noodles and Strawberries?

>>149624451
It appears to be

>>149623396
This is undoubtedly true. There's a bit of an Emma parallel there in that I think the USO win might have come a year too early for her - nobody was talking about her as a potential winner before that tournament.

>>149624451
Yeah. She said something about liking to eat it in her on-court interview and then posted about it
Absolute fake persona

>>149624451
+ mayo

>>149624469
Fuck you Iga, I love your Ass and your Thighs but that's just retarded.

>>149624451
I thought they were tomatoes. That's gross

>>149624405
My cum is the sauce lel

>>149623970
Babyfedbros…one last run at the strap

Anybody catch Rune losing in straights to Fabio in the lower bracket? Crazy stuff

>no middle sunday
Thank G-d

>>149624451
>Is that Noodles and Strawberries?
i thought this was a joke at first but no, it actually is

>>149624256
https://t.me/po_memes/18372

>>149624405
Donald, please glass Poland.

>>149624662
Don't click virus

>>149624256
Somehow she looks bit like that woman from Breaking Bad, the billionaire's wife and ex friend of Walter white, idk smile

>>149624485
>fake persona
Just a common childhood polish dish you idiot

>>149624710
https://t.me/s/po_memes/18374

>>149624405
>A classic pasta dish in Poland is Makaron z truskawkami, which translates to pasta with strawberries. This nostalgic dish features smashed strawberries mixed with sugar and sour cream.

>>149623970
>Cobolli
>Shitz

I miss them

>>149624662
>>149624767
MI5 will go nuts if i click on these

>>149624405
do americans really?

>>149624784
What twisted mind looked at strawberries and cream, the perfect summer dessert and thought 'yeah what this really needs is some fucking pasta'

>>149624824
nadal isn't looking at the camera, is he? the other 3 are

Poland I wasn't familiar with your game

>>149624874
Brown boy moment

>>149624866
Until you tried it you can't say anything

>>149624824
I will NEVER miss Nadal

>>149624824
The new 4 are better.

efremova and luna were moved to tomorrow

>>149624827
the first one was actually funny, but it's probably just a /pol/ humor reposts channel

>>149624866
thats a "you're a student and your cupboard is bare so you just throw together the 3 things you have in it" meal

did that once with noodles and cheese and it wasn't bad

>>149624923
>shitz
>paul
>bsheltz
>tiafoe

Imagine porking iga

>>149624971
Sinner, Alcaraz, Zverev, Musetti.

>>149625024
6;o clock atomic clock Beatles Lennon Marx
We didn't start the fire

>>149625024
>zverev
>pooshitti

what was a worse mental collapse 2022 aus open final or 2025 french open final

>>149624932
corr good kittington dis

>Thanks for joining us!

>Emma Raducanu's third-round #Wimbledon defeat by Aryna Sabalenka attracted a peak TV audience of five million - the third-highest peak for a non-final match in the past four years

You laugh but when Solana Sierra wins Wimbledong it won't be funny

>>149625024
>Draper was part of the "new elite" for like 2 months
grim

>>149625050
Sinner = Federer
Alcaraz = Nadal
Zverev = Murray
Musetti = Wawrinka

We're only missing the next Djokovic. Could be Rublev if he fixed his brain.

>>149624932
You stole this pic from me

>>149622805
Why would he ? By other GS bottlings (mostly Fedr's) is how Djoker got to be the GS titles leader so it clearly works long term.

>>149625198
if anything binner is the new novax
stick to serie ass poorfag

>>149625198
Not that I agree with these epic comparisons in the first place but Sinner is way more like Djokovic than Federer

>>149625208
Memes are not your property, William

>>149625198
Djokovic > Federer > Sinner > Alcaraz > Nadal > Murray > Wawrinka > the rest

>>149625226
>>149625243
You're wrong because you're only thinking about playing style.
Federer was a solitary player, always seeking abstract perfection, just like Sinner.
Djokovic is a calculative fighter, he doesn't mind cheating, getting into controversy, provoking the opponent. Sinner's nothing like this.
We still have to find a player who resembles Djokovic. Right now, Sinner-Alcaraz is the same as Federer-Nadal.

>>149623796
>oblast in Mexico
I audibly keked

>>149625387
the only thing binner is seeking is a new way to choke away a final against the missing link

>>149624972
TIGHT IGA ASS

>>149625387
>Djokovic doesn't mind cheating
>Sinner is nothing like this

lol, sinner would be nothing without cheating.

>>149625509
Yeah sure, topkek my dude. Ebin memes as always. Upvoted.

>>149624905
I've never tried shit on toast but I can be certain I want no part of it.

>>149624923
The big 2?
Aren’t Sinner and Alcatraz miles ahead of the rest?

>>149625387
There is nobody with the will of Djokovic. That's why he is the GOAT

>>149625570
Rune is close if you ignore recent and future years

>>149625579
Exactly.

>>149625570
Yeah, just like the Big3 were miles ahead Murray and Wawrinka.

>>149625570
they arent miles ahead of kygios

>>149625570
Mensik and Fonseca

>>149625579
he's not the goat lmao

>>149625663
Kyrgios is only a shittier and more embarrassing version of Bublik.

>>149625677
Topkek, Pedro. Try it another time, c'mon.

>>149624824
I miss djokovic vs federer.
Nadal and Murray were baseline pusher

>>149625682
He's the GOAT in literally every statistical category, including H2H, but he's not the GOAT to you because he didn't have le elegance when he beat middling opponents like Federer.

>>149625763
>Djokobot Olympic Golds = 1
>Sir EBAM Olympic Golds = 2

Not even on Muzzas level

>>149625763
He's not the GOAT because he got lucky being born younger and not having anyone good playing against him until more than a decade later. Get real with that shit.

>>149625799
I don't know what's worse, not winning a ATP Nitto title or not winning a singles Olympic gold. Both are huge blemishes on Nadal and Federer's resume.

>>149625865
Listen, Berelein, he defeated both Nadal and Federer respectively in the longest AO final ever and in the longest Wimbledon final ever. Those two matches alone are enough to decree his superiority.

>>149625763
>>149625799
>muh statistical categories!
Ok nerd, the eye test>>>

>>149625865
Yeah, remember all the superstars Federer and Nadal were beating from 03-07? Djokovic peaked against champs like Murray, Wawrinka and Delpo. Federer was facing cans the first five years of his career.

>>149625899
Obviously the ATP finals as it's held every year. But Federer really should have beaten Murray in the 2012 Olympics, having only just beaten him comfortably in Wimbly final a month earlier

>>149625899
They didn't care enough. Djokoshit cares about literally anything. Once he retires he's gonna become Serbia's president.

It's crazy that before August 2024 the Olympics were just kind of a meme but post August 2024 they turned into the most important title on tour

>>149625969
He played more than 4 hours del potro the day before. There was no way he was winning against murray.

>>149625944
What crap. He beat Fed because Fed is a massive choker. Despite being a gorillion years older then him he took him to MP. Federer's problem is he's fucking retarded. Does that make him so much worse than Djokovic? I don't think so.

>>149625969
Why did he loose again?

>>149626010
Thanks for the laughs.

Cannot wait for Alcaraz to eclipse them all so I never have to see goat debate posting again

>>149625961
Le weak era is horseshit that isn't even remotely true. Meanwhile Djokovic has been vulturing a real weak era between 2018 and 2023. What am I supposed to be impressed because Novak won 4 more Slams and 2 more Slams over the worst players of all time? Am I supposed to be impressed from good timing?

>>149626015
see>>149625995

Fed has no excuse for the olympics: there were 2004 and 2008, his peak years.
And novak rekt alcaraz in the 2024 olympics, the guy who just won RG and Wimbledon and cared massively about it.

>>149625995
Maybe he should have beaten del mugtro faster if he wanted to have a chance versus Murray. Amazing how struggling to beat del potto turns into a positive for Frauderer.

HOWEVER - also pathetic in this thread to see WB19 somehow being touted as a crescendous career accomplishment for Djokovic. That match was profoundly embarrassing for Djokobitch, utterly schooled by a 39 year old and getting away by pure luck.

Is there a more beta player than Casper Runt?

Federer's biggest problem was his """whiteness""" (he's not even white but... you got me): money, fame, high-fashion clothes, RolexRolexRolex. He just didn't care anymore.
That's why he retired too soon, crying like a bitch. If he was Novax, he would have waited for the next Olympics and gone all-in. He retired when he was still in his prime.

>>149624824
i respect nadal's work ethics and his obscene dominance on clay but my god he was boring to watch

>>149626088
100%

>>149625986
hardest tournament to win

>>149626154
Playing without a knee is impossible anon.
Fed was playing at its best in his latest years btw, so obviously he would have continued if he could.

>>149625982
If you're truly the GOAT you could win both at least one time. They weren't.

>>149626154
After 2009 Federer just did not give a shit anymore. He broke the Slam record, felt safe, was about to enter his 30's.

>>149626144
Nah, we can shit on Frauderer as much as we want, but that was one of the greatest finals of all time.

>>149626154
how much longer was federer supposed to play?

I hope neither Alcaraz nor Sinner nor Novak win this Wimbledon
Would be so lame
Let someone else win a trophy for a change

>>149626065
Medvedev and Zverev were better than Hewitt and Roddick. Also, djokovic was an old man from 18-23. Federer was in his prime facing cans.

>>149626230
How much is Djokoshit? We don't know. Until 45? Likely. At least if you take big care of your body, as he, in fact, does.

>>149626217
If he didn't give a shit why did he choke so hard at the US open 2011 semi?

>>149626223
Djokovics level was terrible. Good drama bad quality.

>>149626270
djokovic has been done for a while with the exception of olympics. until 45 kek, this has to be a shitpost

>>149626262
>Medvedev and Zverev were better than Hewitt and Roddick
lol
>Also, djokovic was an old man from 18-23
Yes a pensioner winning everything is better than a man in his peak
>Federer was in his prime facing cans.
Garbage

stop replying to luigi

>>149626270
he's washed at the top level now for fuck's sake

>>149626274
Because he's mentally retarded. He choked like 4 Slams away because he's terminally retarded. He's like a savant kid that only knows to play tennis but can't use his brain.

>>149626270
>Until 45?
Be real, son

>>149626144
lol, 2019 Wimbledon final was one of the most kino troll jobs in tennis history. You could tell djokovic was fucking around and playing with Federer's head. The match broke Federer and all of England. It was superb.


It's kinda like what Alcaraz did to sinner at RG this year. It's what real wizards of the game do to get the ultimate upper hand on their rivals. Two step thinkers like Federer and Sinner just didn't get it.

>>149626276
Disagree. Federer raised the level to the maximum possible for the very last time. He went all-in, but lost. Novax was lucky, yes, but still had to face the king of grass on Wimbledon's Central Court. It was a balanced match, similar to this year's RG final.

>>149626262
Zverev is a poor man's Berdych

>>149626305
>>149626317
>>149626334
You're underestimating the "toilet break" man.

>>149625198
Sinner = Djokovic
Alcaraz = Agassi with brief Big 3 spurts
Rune = Hewitt
Shelton = Monfils
Lehecka = Berdych
Mensik = Cilic
Fonseca = Del Potro/Kuerten

>>149626339
do people who say shit like this know how old both of them were in that final. it's like saying sinner was playing around with djokovic at rg this year. yeah bro, djokovic is 38 now

I will say Djokovic is the smartest tennis player. Managing his schedule right, his body and routine. Knowing which points matter and which don't.
Here's a fun one, Federer has won more points, sets and games vs Djokovic despite trailing the H2h and being 6 years older. Tells you all you need to know.

>>149626376
Embarrassing post, Alonso.

>>149626305
djoko only got cock blocked by alcaraz/sinner
he could have won much more when you see the fucking state of this gen

>>149626382
Djokovic was in his 30s, too. People act like 4.5 years is an eternity of an age gap. lol, such cope.

Baking

>>149626397
This

>>149626410
It's closer to 6 years and in your 30's it matters a ton.

>>149626388
Yeah, cause Federer never tried to vulture slams and dodge Djokovic on surfaces like clay and hard court.

>>149626415
What are you baking, friend?

>>149626410
it's more like 6 years and the gap is huge at that point. 33 year old djokovic would wipe the floor with 38 year old djokovic. look what difference evn 2 years make at that age.

>>149626339
This is scarily kind of true.

2019 fed after the AO played like a god.
Djoko is aging like fine wine as well.

>>149626376
Sorry, djokovic would never choke like Sinner did in RG. sinner will never compare to Djokovic on that choke job alone, not to mention the other choke jobs Sinner had against Djokovic on grass.

>>149626459
>2019 fed after the AO played like a god
And he retired during covid. Fucking retard.

>>149626432
No he actually didn't. He almost always met him at the later stages of his career. That's why in 2015, when Fed was ancient and Djok at his prime, the field was fucking garbage so Fed lost all these finals to him. Even in fucking 2020 he got to the AO SF and lost to Djokovic.

>>149626397
>can't win anymore because good, younger players are actually in the draw
wait a minute...

>goat debates in the year of our lord 2025
see what this fucking broke ass wimbledon hath done to us

It's pretty crazy when you realize Federer was actually a player from the 90s.

>>149626507
It's awful. And I realize now it's because all those seeds falling in the first round didn't surprise me even a little bit. That's when it hit me I have no respect to anyone right now except 3 players.

>>149626507
it's either that or discussing how much shitters like kekmanovic and nagasaki suck

>>149626483
He didn't. He tried to make a comeback in 2021 but his knee was fucked forever.

>>149626488
Yea, exactly like fed.

>>149626544
KEKmanovic should have retired after the first set. It would have been a more honorable result.

I was memeing when I said I'd bake as my epic new bit but oh go on then
>>149626595
>>149626595
>>149626595

>>149626548
Idk man. Djokovic also had problems throughout his careers but he always solved them. He paid the best doctors of the planet to keep going. Why Federer couldn't? Maybe a fucked knee is unsolvable, idk, I'm not an expert.

>>149625865
>nadal born in 1986
>djokovic born in 1987
literally 1 year apart

>>149626637
Nadal was only a rival on clay. Everything else was a feast.

>>149626607
>Maybe a fucked knee is unsolvable, idk, I'm not an expert.
It was the case. I member a doctor talking about it saying it was over for him given the symptoms.

>>149626694
I remember him coping about coming back in 2022. He still actually believed but his knee was just too crap

>>149626339
>The match is also notable for the fact that Federer lost despite statistically outplaying Djokovic in almost every category (see table below): having a better first- and second-serve percentage, more aces, fewer double-faults, more winners, more breaks of serve and a more efficient break-point conversion rate, more points won when returning serve and at a higher efficiency, and won a higher total number of points and service games. Besides the final scoreline, the only statistical categories Djokovic won were having fewer unforced errors and all the tiebreaks that occurred.[8]
Captcha kys2g

>>149621839
jaw of a man