>>149620358 (OP)
Great thread.

http://tvin.su/view-tv-online/boy-bez-pravil
We are watching TOP DOG, 3 fights left.

>>149620453
We’re watching pfl

Knuck will never be this aesthetic

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lyij56q9Wuo

>>149620523
Im watching that shit right and it feels like a parade of inbreds and donkeys

Is pfl actually on rn where are the webms?

Dalwg the Bounty Heemer

how mad would r/heem get if jack dillanigga heems makhachev

>>149621427
Heem is heem starved rn

jack smegmalena

>>149621162
algerian excellence was on display

king "bobby" hill

>>149621427
I think /heem/ would be fine but the muslim community would be rather put out.

>>149621893
you mean like they had a meltdown over beastrab completely dominating umar

*enters thread*

>>149621924
Just don't mention that Khabib lost a round to Conor.

>>149621954
shit looks like oblivion

Is this the fight before Dawlg steps in

>>149621883
Which ones Algerian?

>>149621980
i dont like conor, but yeah i was here when every hadji on earth piggybacked off his win like they were all in the ring with him

>>149622011
the cameraman

>>149622011

OOHHHHHHHHHH

gane

#cuttingfortill

There are levels to it

>>149622012
90% of Heem were seething and coping that Conor lost. Did you even post here back then?

>>149622011
The fans I lament in torment

Dawlgchads icl this is boring and I'm afraid Dawlg is also going to be in a sluggish clinchfest

>>149622188
you've never seen the dawlg or his opponent fight you're just saying shit to say shit

>>149622211
Be that as it may there was a good 30 minutes of posting about khabib and pfl that I just broke

>>149622188
Im Shadow Banned

>>149622188
i dont want any part of whatever crap you are watching

khabib was never good

I'm a great big fat fraud

>>149622246
yet here you are

Jdm might be retarded

>>149622287
That's Tom's son by canon.

>>149622287
are you trying to tell me he's retarded now?

uhhh why didn't anyone say a Finnish beast was fighting on PFL?

>>149622259
who?

>>149622287
Really?

Talmbout are Tumppi

>>149622301
Autism doesn't mean you're retarded

My cock is 6 inches and I make a 6 figure salary. Life is fucking good.

HEEM LEGGY

MMA is boring now

>>149622415
Levels,Bjj would never

>>149622407
im 5.5 and 5k in debt with no income

>>149622407
Minge pays my bills and I'm hung like a mule while I invest in my property oh and Jones retired undefeated

Without Japan, there is no MMA.

This walkout is the greatest thing I've ever seen in combat sports no exaggerating

Did Kai let down the white race?

BPEMЯ ПPИШЛO

I love seeing my girl, Nanaka, my queen, queen of all queens, with big Kai.

KINO.

>>149622484
Who's the kimono

>>149622505
maois are not white

>>149622522
Nanaka Kawamura, former WMMA athlete, JPOP idol, and professional wrestler. The greatest woman who ever lived.

Dawlg is built like a fucking fridge (no homo)

>>149622529
But Kai is.

just how fucking weak are maoris

Kek slaughter to prevail was just in a "huge" scandal here for faggots

Just had a gay threesome with Laura Sanko and Megan Anderson (I'm a girl)

>>149622596
Come on his name let's go

Ilia with two retired Georgian footballers and their kids

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that every time whittaker loses, he loses really bad? Like a brutal knockout or a choke so hard his jaw breaks. Brutal stuff when he loses. LMAO

ilia is good but he's no gane

how about Frank Nigg

>>149622614
His son looks like a waiter and is in white tennis shoes fuck it's a crime to give Ilja and his whore money

>>149622634
that's not funny :(

>>149622614
Ilia needs to have at least two more sons.

>>149622634
it is funny

>>149622614
I hate when niggas with no sense of style flex their luxury namebrand clothes

Okay russkie bong you were right

KINOOOOOOOOOOO

What does Rugbist mean btw

You had it all, /heem/

>>149622398
>squish squish

>>149622764
The hell am I to do with some empire of dirt?

>>149622588
not my nigga dosto

>>149622725
I can assure you you're the only one watching whatever that is

>>149622634
because he sucks. cant wait until de riddler takes him out.

>>149622614
They are basketballers.
>>149622654
His son is a subhuman mongrel.

>>149622757
Rugby player

>>149622779
You let /heem/ down

poor lil blk boys just cannot compete... genetics can be so cruel...

>>149622676
reddit rob taking a page out of the anthony smith book

>>149622380
nvrmind they robbed him

>>149622811
Sorry If I made you hurt...

>>149622813
Not a single fighter here

>>149622779
Dirt Empire, we sell dirt and dirt accessories.

>>149622813
yo nigga thats crazy im finna scream

What has /heem/ become?

Charles won

Dawlg lost but it was a good fight, his cardio is dogshit kek

Kara-France had staph

>>149622871
Hahaha leave something for us pal

>>149622871
This but with the italian flag

>>149622871
The future

>>149622890
He is too swole for his conditioning it is probably a hindrance

>>149622871
forsen

>>149622813
0 amerishart champs. what a pathetic cuntry. No wonder their leader is troonald dump. someone should jump the cage at the hwite house and smash his face with hellbows to punish this pathetic cuntry

>>149622967
*ahem*

>>149622871
i have chills

>>149622941
Nah he just has pectus

what happened to the flags on this board?

>>149623020
nvm still there. they weren't loaded on chrome for some reason I had to refresh

>>149623048
Austria needs to get their own flag that's unique and drop the British

>>149623090
That's the flag of grease

*farts on your corner*

what country is pantoja from idk that flaq

>>149623020
spammoid got a new vpn service

Still can't believe how bad Henry fucked up by coming back. He had a near perfect retirement run. Mighty Mouse, Cruz, Moraes, Dillashaw. And that was the loss that derailed Moraes so Henry could always say he broke the guy who knocked out Aljo. Merab would be trying to make the case for being Henry's equal right now rather than recognized as the GOAT bantamweight.

Kody Steele

Kody Steele would boot Cejudo into a furnace

>>149623216
that man gives me chills

Kody Steer

>>149623190
yeah its actually insane to me when niggas come back. like they know that it took to be the best of the best. and they think they can hang with the best after relatively chilling for a couple years.

>>149623216
he's a blue chip prospect for sure

>>149623236

>>149623266
mexican nigga

"There is no way for you to beat me. I am faster than you. I am stronger than you. I have more heart than you. I have better technique than you. I can take more damage than you. I am better than you everywhere."

- Umarsistas self-inserting as Umar and having a conversation with Merab before Merab absolutely clowned him in the fight.

OUCH!

>>149623289
Umar was better in all aspects except heart and bone density.

>>149623303
if he was better he wouldve won

>>149623322
Tell that to his shattered hand and broken will!

Brittlebonesissies... they are onto us

Ilia
Islam
Merab
Pantoja

We are living in an era; an era of potential GOATs.

My ranking of the GOATs?

I put Merab and Islam somehow on a higher tier. Islam seems somewhat unbeatable; whilst Merab literally clowned the Nurmagomedov boogieman of the division.
Ilia still has to do more. He has to beat a very good wrestler, let's say, before he can be put on top.
Pantoja.... maybe I am overlooking him wrongly. I think he needs to go up in weight and see what he can do there. I'm just not sure. He is dominating his division more than any of the others, though, so maybe he should be top.

Make Arm*n fight G*ethje. If either of them refuse, cut them. The winner gets to fight the winner of Paddy/Ilia.
If anythign else but that happens, the UFC is gay and retarded and needs to hire me to do everything (read: the fun stuff) for them.

Islam seems somewhat unbeatable except for that time when he got flatlined and those times he went life and death with geriatric featherweights.

>>149623362
What's Islam gonna do when Dana books him to fight Ilia at 170? Assuming he beats jdm

It was like in that manga when Takayanagi sacrificed his hand to land the left but Umar was too bitch made to pull off kino

>>149623407
lol right
-300 favorites arent supposed to have balls-to-the-wall thrillers

i just remote viewed the ending of merab vs evloev

>>149623407
He still won, and that was against Volk when Volk was universally recognised as a top P4P fighter.

>>149623418
If Ilia beats Islam, he is the GOAT and that's that.

more like poomar nurmagomedov xdxd lol that guy fuckin stinks

Cedric poooumbe injured for 2 years

>presented the hardest challenge to topuria
is bryce the #2 pfp GOAT?

>du plesis beats khamzat
>ilia beats islam
>white race saved, christianity prevailed, holy lands reconquered

>>149623545
who leaked it?

>>149623452
I think Islam retires before tha.

Tonybros…

tony bros... the hairline is failing...

No way casuals think that whoever the fuck "kevin vallejos" is will beat Danny 'El Puma' Silva just because he survived 3 rounds against Jean Silva

El Puma by Dominant Decision

>>149623633
I look at Tony and I say to myself "The hands are still good he beats Roy Jones Jr right now"

>>149623633
lmao its too fucking late for tony to properly learn to box, he's going to get stiffed out again

what did jon jones mean by retiring for 2 weeks? was it actually to do a quick cycle?

more like el pooma

Jon/Tom
Merab/Umar II
Conor/Chandler
Strickland/Adesanya II
Colby/Garry
O'Malley/Cejudo

Oi, ay budday its ovah

No, NO its ovah

>>149623517
he only got a takedown, which he got up from b... but emmett went 5 rounds with ilia and literally killed bryce so i guess he is #2 p4p... but lerone murphy beat him so I guess emmett is now #3 p4p and lerone murphy is #2 p4p best fighter in the world.

>>149623707
which one of them is gonna jump the cage and smesh troonald to death?

come on knock it off. stop sodomizing that athletic commission official.

Clitia: uncaged

>>149623756

Dana would never fight the main event of a card the big bald pussy

>woah, officer mccarthy, did you just plant a gun on that black man you shot? not cool!

>>149623633
Looking great, T.

>>149623606
I think they are both interested in a fight against one another. It'll be a massive legacy fight for both of them. If everything goes perfectly, it'll happen after they both win their next fights. Except that means JDM losing, which would be sad.

Evil John McCarthy: "haha yes keep raping him jon, I love it"

>>149623048
>WBS
>no American champs
Talk about a self own kek

>>149623677
probably trying to leverage negotiations but it didnt work out kek

>>149623847
Just like anime, the real greatest fighter is the one in charge

>>149623902
Based Powerslap magnate.

>>149623902
epic karma moment

I am the brains behind Powerslap.

>>149622871
is this real

>>149623902
Should have elbowed her instead

>>149623994
Should have fucking stabbed her in the guts a bit, then just reached in there and grabbed some of her guts and fucking pulled them out and jacked off with them and came on her fucking stupid slut whore face. That's the boss of Powerslap right there. Show some respect you dumb whore.

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
El Matador

>>149624037
Calm down Ahmed it's not that deep

>>149623994
Can't promote Power Slap with an elbow bappa

>>149623048

Heem is shit right now

>>149624037
Not cool dude.

Of course I know the rules you fucking moron

when will we see the first diarrhea explosion in powerslap? the world waits eagerly

>>149624120
It should be a rule that all powerslap fighters (for that is what they are) must dine on a big spicy curry and then lots of very strong coffee a few hours before the fight.

Do Americans even have curry? They think fucking... chicken wings are hot or some shit. Try curry, pussies. CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY . Yeah. Zero respect for Americans.

powerslappers should be stripped naked naked and deprived of food and water days before the event

>>149623707
main event:
gane vs volkov 3

I've never eaten Indian food and never will because I don't want to die from a parasite infestation

Bo titanium

saaaar you cannot do having of good food such as delicious burger or grilled steak saaaaaaar

Met my boy Brock at while training the other day! He's so cool

>>149624183
No, we eat food here in America.

>>149624183
good morning saar

>>149624281
Nice heels manlet

>>149624236
Does Thai food not exist in America? Curries aren’t only Indian

>>149624038
HEEEM

>>149624183
>tf
>tp
good morning sar

I have honestly never tried curry in my 25 years alive

>>149624183
ive eating messican food spicier than curry

not having curry aint no flex

>>149624373
Probably somewhere, I've eaten at a Thai place once and it was forgettable, I had some noodles

>>149624330
We call "curry" SAUCE here you dumbass angloid

ay nigga man you can't be having good ass eats like tikka masala with rice my nigga yeah nigga

I've had curry

>>149623707
Zelensky vs Putin.
Trump vs Xi.
Netanyahu vs Masoud Pezeshkian.
Lee Jae Myung vs Kim Jong Un.
Narendra Modi vs Asif Ali Zardari.

>>149624183
I've unironically never had curry

this nigga put honey bbq curry on his burger

/heem/ was always shit you dumb bitch

Curry is shit right now

this doo eats ketchup sauce with rice

Insulting Americans about food. Very disrespectful!

this dude shovels diarrhea rice into his mouth using his dirty hands

>>149623216
Bjj nigga got hands

finns put ketchup on bread and call it pizza

Here in my heart no songbirds are heeming

the best pizza sauce is lunchables pizza sauce

>>149623216
heck yes dude

Heem local

>>149624600
3 white beasts

keep an eye out for a kid named ilia

>>149624574
Please don't post this individual we have it hard enough as is

This place on indeed asked me for an interview but I had already gotten a job so I declined then they responded back they wouldnt have hired me anyway with that resume.

???

>>149624620
Can he beat Jon Jones

>>149624657
have you tried putting all of your money in bitcoin and waiting a decade

>>149624657
Welcome to the wageslave club, friend. Make sure to lose a certain percentage of your income betting on fights each week.

>>149624773
Pfff, Im not stupid enough to bet on combat sports I play the scratch off lottery

we finna get bucked up

Does Tom still feel like an Interim "champ" to anyone else? He didn't really beat the guy so

>>149624809
OHHHHHH!!!!

aspinall would have zleemed jones in first round

>>149624809
Was finna type where's her penis then i was pleasantly surprised bravo spammy

>>149624758
I unironically ignored some dude talking about bitcoin years ago. I don't remember how much but he was talking about buying multiple for a dollar. I could have thrown $20 down and started my own fight league by now.

>>149624796
Only one worth it is the megamillions when it is at peak pot anything else is a litmus test on being a retard

>>149624856
Try having 16 bitcoins and spending it all on cocaine in the span of a summer.

>>149624877
Actually the opposite is true. Youre chances of winning the powerball is practically nothing but I've won $500 on a $10 ticket before.

>>149624915
Damn that's a weeks worth of scratchers

Why is stevie talking shit about the tony ferguson of mandrama what the clickbait is this

>PFLs doing Thai style fake fights now
Is nothing sacred in this sport anymore

>>149624953
Yeah buddy

Who is the most impressive eye test fighter? regardless of their accomplishments.
For me its Yan or TJ

Jones has re-entered the pool of trials.

Petr Yan/Joshua Van would be a sick fight.

>>149624915
Odds here are like 200 million to 1 but the scratchcards are 300 thousand to 1 with much lower payouts either way both are retarded

Aspinall has re-entered his chastity cage.

Heeminder: Petr Yan my Murder

>>149625124
Trevor Peek.

>>149625159
Nah would be one sided traffic in favor of Van. Petr is a broiken down old man.

Tom's shoes? pooped

>>149625124
Pleasureman

no one gives a fuck about Tom

>Aspinall beating Jones on the White House lawn

Let's stop shit posting and talk fights ok
Gane / aspinall is a true 50-50
Gane showed that he could defend against elite wrestlers when he heemed spivak. Aspinall better watch out.
Tallison Teixeira? Well if he passes the D Lewis test he might be something special.

>>149625209
Much like Dirty Diaper Tyla’s steatorrhea soiled skateboard I fear

nvm the faggot brigade is in so im out

riding a skateboard to the octagon while perfectly pooping on the board as you ride it would be a based entrance. you could play some of that mountain retard spiritual music and act all emotional

>>149625359
Spivac isn’t an elite anything

dudes chief fag just left let's party

>elite wrestlers
>spivak

Tom Aspinal is a bitch!

>>149622871
Deep...

Maurice Green's decision win over Chase Sherman is an all-timer.

>>149625454

why does tom have a sliced tomato tattooed on his foot? he love english brekkies that much?

>>149625273
He hasnt fought for about a year. Its so easy to forget he exists outside his yt channel

>>149625503

>Tom Aspinall
>"I'll fight anyone, I just want to fight"
>Hasn't fought for a year

>go to grappling practice
>get pinned
>try to explode my way out
>*farts*
the untold horrors of combat sports...

RULE BRITANNIA
BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES

https://youtu.be/-tW0QqiT2LU

>>149625714
look at that handsome daddy, I need to cage my TWP and fill me up with his powerful seed

>>149625747
Glorious British post

>>149625683
you gave them the smellaroonie brother!

>>149625683
Just pinch him in the dick

I always wanted to see someone like Josh Koscheck get KO'd and fly out of the octagon powered by his own unconscious shits

>>149625747
And feed.

Darren till is the only brit I put on

>>149625914
QUIT GRABBING MY DICK

>>149625980
>PLEASE

>Put a body triangle on my sparring partner
>He tries to flip over and puts pressure on me
>Bladder taps out and I piss all over him
>He immediately taps
What's more embarrassing? Me peeing or tapping out because you got a little wet?

>>149626008
This is how askren got staph

i really dont like brendan shaub im glad hes going to have a low quality of life as he gets older and the really nasty neurological issues start to manifest

>>149625980
horrific shit, man
hated watching it

>>149626008
All the cool kids pee themselves. But tapping is immortal shame.

Kind of worried about BJ Penn I feel like he might be dead in some bushes on Hilo right now

Some of yall never read Hachet and it shows.

>>149626049
his wife's got a big butt

>>149626082
As long as they don't give the money to the clones we gonna be ok

>>149626085
I've seen it recommended but it looks gay. Always judge a book by its cover, thats my advice.

>>149626082
if you go to this website you can schedule a private training session with bj i think

>"bj penn" goes missing
>"ilia topuria" shows up

when did DC become a ballwashing simp for jones

>>149626119
little sperg nosedives a plane into a forest because he saw his mom suckling a meng that wasn't his father's meng

>>149626238
should be titled "The Little Homo Who Couldnt Fly"

stop watching pfl

>>149626181
Bj fell into a volcano and Topuria (greek for darkness) emerged from the sulphur

>>149624834
>>149624855
what was it?

Five-hundred cigarettes.

>>149624657
tell them to cope and sneed

>>149625124
Yan and Yadong, maybe Kape

>>149625124
sean brady

shrimp

>>149626316
its over now

girlfriend just sleemed my meng
shit was so cash

you now remember chama and promptly forget about him again

tfw ya tappin but the bad guy keeps strikin

Holy mother of chama!!!

>>149623517
That's not zalbeast

him versus approximately 14-21 kimbo slice clones in a back alley brawl
who comes out on top?

>>149626839
Who set him up?

when the malooms are saggy but at least shes got a pawg on her

>>149626907
no clue

nigga sergey spivak

kek now that the events over marooms can no longer be found on google

fuckin SWELTERING out here b

Do you also bring a bucket with you when you go out just incase you need to schaub ?

>>149627249
I just pull my pants down and let it rip b

I schaub right in front of my opponents which is everyone

>>149627027
kek

>>149627269
Ya brown uncivilized jeet

>>149627027
finna hold these rare maloons for future OPs

>>149627269
>tf
>tp
Checks out

>>149627269
typical Tim Hortons employee

one day Canada will be ALL be brown all the snow will be filled with curry shit particles UH OH

>Canadian fighter walks out

>Yeah, I'm german. How could you tell?

>>149621883

southpaw spinning back elbows are so good. it's hard to land the right hook because they're focused on your lead hand, but the spinning elbow comes around their blind side and has a much different motion. Unexpected shots >>

>>149626907
WHOLE LOTTA BUCK BREAKING GOING DOWN ESSAY
*FLICKS TOOTHPICK*

>>149627772
This guy has made wanting a rematch with Usman his whole personality

>>149627872
shut up bitch

poo hughes begging for the poomar rematch even though he refused to engage the first two rounds
sad stuff

The evening is saved

>>149627990
ari cares about each and every one of us

>Makes ya seethe

We don't watch that crap here, we astral project to MSG

i always want to go to square mardin

>>149627953
poosman has made ducking that rematch his life’s mission

peachman

Ilia "The Georgia Peach" Topuria

topuria is swedish

La Leyenda de Melocotón de Georgia

UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs. Teixeira

Sex with Alexa Grasso

I smell like an unwashed tramp

>>149628040
My bacon bussy is hangry for daddy loads

why does this card not exist?

I erased it off of Dana's whiteboard

DADDY LOADS NOW!

CHILLS.

>>149628600
ok.... you asked for it

thread was a bit too sane for a minute

>>149628572
>>149628600
kevin..

anything on today?

fuck all actually I think BKB is on later

damn cher was sexy in her day

>>149622813
anglochads win again

>>149628674
movie name?

>>149628696
The Tumbling Samurai

I wanna fuck Chuck

>>149628654
it was on earlier, bong card

I'm a sick fuck

enjoying a spicy chicken sandwich about to completely fill my DDPs to bursting and that's what's up

Shanghai Knights is better than Rush Hour and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

Thoughts on those campers getting heemed in Texas by floods?

>>149628723
jeez louise were being starved of combat this weekend

i like to suck dick shit i mean i am a sick fuck er fuck i like a quick fuck

>>149628737
I don't know much about Texas weather but I saw a sped up vid of a bridge and people hanging around it and within minutes it was absolutely swamped and they drove away. Kind of insane how fast it happened, 24 feet of water at 4 am? kids never had a chance really

>>149628735
Why would I argue a fact?

>>149626378
god i wish that were me

>>149625980
what's this from

>>149628641
Only my bacon bussy getting stretched out by a soot black BBC

>>149628744
nah there's been plenty on, ONE and TOP DOG were absolute beasts

>>149628767
Based spammy

>>149628757
You're alright b

>>149628767
You’re jewish

spammy hides hot pockets under his ample tits as a warming tray

What words come to mind when you see this picture?

>>149628798
I want him to fuck me in the boy pussy

>>149628798
haircut

>>149628737
they got dragged to deep walders

>>149628735
You’re crazy. Owen Wilson sucks.

>>149628798
zzzzzzzzz *HONK* sheeeeewww mimimimimimiiiiiiiiiiiii

For me it’s watching ONE while my black Muslim boyfriend locks me in chastity

>>149628798
mentally deranged guy that chopped his cock and put it in a taco

is it true that brendan "suga strickland" schaub is in prison

>>149628816
smdh

>>149628841
We don’t sign our posts here

Drill bit Taylor was some of Owen Wilson's best work

just heard the news

For me it’s Luke Wilson

we blame rogan but if schaub couldn't handle public humilation on his own podcast, did he really have what it takes to become the world champion?

>>149628880
Definitely talented and much more interesting choices in roles.

why do I feel so empty and demotivated the morning after a really good threesome with two baddies? I probably just nutted too hard and now I'm lazy

>>149628876
Do you think Brendan resents Joe for publicly tearing down his abilities as a fighter and basically gaslighting him into retiring?

Schaub would beat the shit out of Cain

>>149628898
What were his names?

Luke > Owen

>>149628902
yeah more so now that rogan doesnt invite him into the mothership

The funny part is Schaub was about 100x better as a fighter than Joe is as a comedian

>>149628737
>>149628752
>>149628814
great album

>>149628922

if you don't like hot dickgirls you should get your testosterone levels checked

for me its the part where kwab limply says
>but i knocked out crocop…
and Rogan immediately shuts him down by reminding him that crocop had more miles on him than the fucking space station by the time they fought

>>149628936
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL ITS FLOODIN' DOWN IN TEXAS
ALL THE TELEPHONE LINES ARE DOWN
*crunchy guitar riff*

>>149628935
Schaub could have hung around as a gatekeeper for the top 15.

MATT MEATMAN MITRIONE KILL SCAHUB

>>149628964
I bet that one hurt the most because he really thought KOing Crocop meant something still

>>149628996
Getting knocked out by Matt Mitrione puts you in the same tier as Fedor. Truly GOAT shit from Big Brown

>>149629018
There are probably younger zoomies on here who don't even get what Derrick Lewis is referencing here.

man i havent had a hot pocket in years now i want one

>>149628964
hey bro why do you attach that pic to your posts?

lucas tracy has a better ass than youre favorite wmmma fighte4r

>>149629046
they got rid of the crisping sleeves because of muh environment now they turn out soggy and shit every time

>>149629050
He has a small, asian ass?

>>149629058
no way thats fucking lame
i wonder if you could air fry them to get them crispy

>>149629064
damn how good is lightweight that guram never ended up being anything

>>149629064
The spirit of Stalin lives on

>>149629058
put them in the oven thwn you broke reddit bitch

>>149629078
guram is dogshit

>>149629098
hot pocket was designed for the microwave bud now they've gone back on decades of tried and true methods and the game MAY have passed them by

>>149629078
Guram could have been a top 10 LW if he fully committed to his training, but he opened up his own gym in Sweden shortly after his UFC debut, and I think that took up too much of his time and effort. His fight with Gamrot was incredibly high level and close, regardless if you think Gamrot got robbed or not

>>149629093
dzhugashvili was a psuedonym
he spoke yiddish just like his predecessor lenin

>>149629093
Merab has the same kind of eyes/nose as Stalin

>>149629093
all these world war era guys looked so heemeable

>>149629047
she cute

>>149629157
Malnutrition was common for everyone other than the rich back then. Stalin was only 5'6

>>149629186
lol what a retard

Chandler vs McGregor is the obvious fight to make for UFC White House 1

>>149629244
just realizing how much alike michael and brie look. maybe its better they didnt pop out a little mutant child.

>>149629244
Conor put up this AI image of the fight, then Mike posted this to his story. We made fun of him for waiting out so long, but if this actually happens, it'll be worth it. What a way to make it into the history books of combat sports

the ufc could very well have jon jones vs tom aspinall or conor mcgregor vs michael chandler headline ufc white house
will either?
well, no

mcgregor/chandler would have been terrible

Conor McGregor will turn 37 next week.

Michael Chandler will turn 40 in April of next year.

>>149629244
Look at those disgusting ugly little freaks

>>149629282
chandler should stop biting on the bait until there's something concrete

chandler should retire

Trump putting on a UFC card on the White House's lawn is the modern equivalent of Roman Emperor's having their favourite Gladiators come fight in their palace

UFC at the white house is stupid, but it's less gay than those fight for the troops cards.

>>149629047
spammy wishes to be a real woman

>Had to throw in that towel, regroup, like Sean O'Malley, still that mouthy youth
https://genius.com/36117261

Slim friggin shady just called O'Malley a quitter on the biggest song of the week. He'll never come back from this.

Conor isn't getting put on the White House card after he threw a shit fit on Twitter when Trump said Khabib was his favourite fighter

>>149629378
You're not getting my dick out of your mouth brown fag boy

>>149629360
Imagine how many
>FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS
we'd get from Strickland if they did this nowadays

>my crush refollowed her ex on instagram

>>149629357
I got goosebumps..

>>149629378
trump said masvidal was his favourite fighter before, he just says whoever he thinks is popular at the time

>>149629407
strickland hates zogbots b

>>149629414
>thirsting over western ig hos
>not JBWmaxxing into even fucking puerto rico.. Jesus christ the pussy you get their is incomparable as long as your white

>>149629418
He said Usman was his favorite fighter when he was front row at a rally.

Today Trump would probably say Kayla Harrison is his favorite fighter

>>149628798
Groomchad

>>149629458
talmbout 2025 fighter of the year frontrunner kayla harrison?

>>149629378
Be Khabib. Do not be Conor. Simple, not easy.

>>149629445
I went on a PR trip with my brothers and our friends, coincidentally the balding white boy and the 2 mexicans had problems actually attracting a woman. I spilled my spaghetti the whole way through and still ended up with my dick wet.
JBW is law

>>149629444
Strickland isn't that level of right wing, he's just the generic anti-woke/feminism/lgbt. Talk bad about the US Military, Police or Israel and he'll brutally decision you

Trump's favorite fighter is Bogdan Grad

>>149629480
Shut the fuck up dumbass

My favorite fighter? The B-2.

>>149629480
>Talk bad about the US Military, Police or Israel
literally all things he does on the daily lmao he hates navy seals too
https://youtu.be/2OMWc7u3CYM?si=sWK9cbIBgUkPkCpj

Strickland is basically moderate a /pol/-tard.

conor needs chandler more than chandler needs him, but chandler will never realize it

Built for Big Brazza Cock

>>149629548
all drenched in brazza sweat

>>149629525
the b-2 isnt a fighter jet doofus

What is the Georgian equivalent of "brazza"?

UFC White House 1: Beastin 25/8 Resurrection: Anderson vs Blachowicz 3

Strickland is essentially a boomer neocon mixed with an edgy high schooler

>>149629572
there is none

>>149629569
Check yourself, b

>>149629593
you now realize ufc will never do this again :(

>>149629593
Tony Ferguson has just transitioned!

We are all heemers
>We are all heemers
We are all heemers
>We are all heemers
We are all heemers
>We are all heemers

heeminder belal wore the pride shorts

why is conor so chuddy when every other Irish”men” ive ever had the displeasure of seeing is the most deranged libshit imaginable

Dagestani women owe me sex

>>149629655
so much power

>>149629655
The irish are literally insane without their catholicism. They abandoned their God and religion, and He abandoned them

>>149629657

We Are All Fighters
>Todos somos luchadores
我们都是战士
>हम सभी लड़ाके हैं
نحن جميعًا مقاتلون
>আমরা সবাই যোদ্ধা
Todos somos lutadores
>Mы вce бoйцы
ہم سب لڑنے والے ہیں
>Kita semua pejuang

>>149629572
Brazvili

we are all faggots

Are there any UFC rules against fighting with a nicotine pouch in your lip?

>>149629729
Yeah Im afraid having AIDS prohibits you from combat sports.

>Ilia, you have to wear the official content creator glasses!

>>149629745
You're out of luck then.

I hate other mexicans

fellow heemcels that have been in relationships, are women always this ridiculous?

cm punk

quick everyone post your favorite bodypart of any fighter and ill combine them into a super fighter for the new OP

>>149629899
shut up faggot

>>149629899
can it be mma related personality? Dana's asshole

imagine if your eyes were the same color as poop lol

>>149629961
Trump cold heem any world leader on earth and niggas realy still doubt the goat

>>149629961
>green poop
NOOOOOOOOOo

>>149629986
the chechenya guy heems him

finna oil you up

>>149629995
I said world leader, not Putin cocksleeve.

>>149629997
GO ON GINGE

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>>149630044

>>149629824
yes always yes