Thread 149621639

>>149621639 (OP)
PSG will only have Marquinhos and Beraldo to defend Mbappe lmao, if we win here nothing can stop us

>HARRY CAN'T
KWAB

Completely forgot that was today too

Dortmund will win

we can only hope

>>149621639 (OP)
Hopefully madrid have the referee on their side just like buyern today

I want to see another Libertadores match like PSG bayern

>no penalty
man, I was expecting a "two penalties", 10 more minutes of extra time.

Solo estoy aquí por Gonzalo

how is this idiot tournament still going?

>they are still trying to sell tickets
>Semi finals and finals are still not sold out

YELLOW TO EVERYONE WHO DARED SPEAK OUT AGAINST SUPERIOR ENGLISH REFEREEING

Lets fucking gooo

I'm starting to think Neuer is weak to shots close to the post he's guarding

>>149621834
I don't get why he refs so many important games

Mpoopisisters...

Bayern went out like a bunch of pussies they got absolutely butchered by PSG and just meekly shake hands and leave the pitch

>>149621879
They need some Argie players to counter this kind of thing

Here's your finals for this cum slurping cup.
Is it going to be KINO?

Madrid - Dortmund always makes me feel nostalgic. I remember watching the 4-1 with some friends, drinking and now I can't do the same

going to watch EU get destroyed at MSI later guys

VAR can't turn a wrong penalty into indirect free kick apparently.

Can VAR turn a wrong indirect free kick into a penalty?

>>149621879
Not enough Latin American players on their team desu, would've had a full chimpout at the initial injury getting the ref to actually acknowledge it

>>149621932
>EU
Spanish team, but yeah

>>149621865
Why not both?

>>149621639 (OP)
hoping for a RM win and then a nuclear bomb to drop on the stadium when they play PSG

>>149621949
Yup
Why do South American players do that so often?
Because of this. Bayern lacks South American players.
Well, now they will be forced to get Rodrygo so he will provide something of this.

>>149622013
and the heartless terrorist even got to laugh about it because he knows is getting absolutely no punishment

>>149621801
Let Musiala have a severe injury. LetsPSG defends play murderball. Only 2 reds…

bros i missed the match because i had work... sould i quit?

We're losing today

>>149622013
thats their best player btw

>>149621639 (OP)
FIFA will rig this in Reals favour. You can bet all your money on it.

>>149621917
it's gonna be PSG vs Chelsea

>>149622063
The average mexican works like 60 hours a week to sustain the decadent lifestyle of the american. Back to work, pedro.

how many today?

>>149621639 (OP)
The stakes of this match just went up a lot. PSG defense is fucked up now because of the reds. Whoever wins this has a good chance to win the whole tournament.

>>149622110
Is going to be Madrid v Chelsea

So, Bayern will have to go for Rodrygo now, right?

>>149622110
I trust Fluminense to do well against Chelsea
People have been downplaying Fluminense a lot in this cup, and in all matches they proved people wrong
PSG is in danger against Real Madrid though

>>149622203
They don't like sudacas. They will buy Xavi Simons or Rashford

I want a pair of big boobs buried in my head right now

I put $20 on dortmund to advance @2.7 odds ama

Off to carrefour before the match, anyone wants anything?

>>149622296
Odds here are 4.5

Lads how can I identify the correct fatty so I can make her do this

https://x.com/RoamingKam/status/1941342774730817995?t=6t8SqOOC0a7b462fmkzGEw&s=19

ardaball inbound

>>149622317
For me, on the picture

Mbappe, Rodrygo and Asencio on suicide watch

>>149622328
I took them to reach next round not win in regular time

>>149622358
it would be so funny if mbappe kept being benched even after he is fully recovered

>>149622358
Endrick welcome to Getafe

>>149622317
Carrefour sushi is pretty good as far as supermarket quality goes. I had a bunch of it when I was there last summer. [spoiler]I know no one gives a shit.[/spoiler]

>>149622358
Los negros bros?!? Them crackers taking over

>>149622317
carré d'agneau
please just once more before I die

>>149622363
Oh ok

>>149622358
los diversos

>>149622358
>>149622439
>6 white* players
ummmmmm

>>149622432
I'm not touching supermarket sushi
besides it's a carrefour city they barely have anything

>>149621639 (OP)
How many today?

>>149622432
You do realize all that is handled packaged dirty jeet hands, right?

>>149622608
What do you think that anon's ethnicity is?

Another summer wasted in front of my computer while everybody is outside, having some beers in some terrace bar, talking to girls, hitting on them and experincing the extreme intensity of a summer love like if life was that Grease movie

>>149622073
I hope so

birb best girl

>>149622358
Mbappe in his nerman arc.

>>149622675
Just go outside. What's the problem ?

>>149622675
>while everybody is outside, having some beers in some terrace bar
Sounds like a good time
>talking to girls, hitting on them
Sounds like a terrible time

>>149622709
He needs to stop rimming another men, desu

>>149622358
It feels wild having a legit coach after that long tiranny of Pancelotti and the bald algerian

>>149622675
I get you, anon. Every summer tell myself I won't waste my time inside, and once I leave the house I remember I can't stand socializing and flee back to the comfort of my bedroom.

i know dortmund is shit but both german teams losing tonight feels too good to be true. worried about this game

>>149622747
You're the Chilean pedo ? If yes, please stop that

>>149622854
What? Why and how would that make that connection?

I'm still waiting for you, Dortmund.

>>149622905
Oops, wrong reply, i mean >>149622808

>>149622675
you post this shit every thread kys faggot

any bongs watching channel 5 just watched that advert for toilet paper, and it had a pajeet kid as the main focus?

>>149622675
I am exactly like you except that i sometimes go to the beach to look at half naked women. I'm an autistic pervert.

>>149622932
>t. normalfag having some beers in some terrace, talking to girls, hitting on them and experiencing the extreme intensity of summer love like if life was that Grease movie

>>149622675
There's always next year anon.

>excited to watch the PSG vs Munich match
>Turns out they already played

Wtf I thought that game was starting now. I missed it!

>>149622709
i have hopes that mbappe will have a shitty time at madrid and join barca in a Figo/Luis Enrique move. the banter would be really fun

Reminder that we actually care

>>149622989
Boy, you missed a really interesting game

>>149622675
change doesn't happen instantly, you have to make a conscious decision to change and be better and work at it ritualistically. Start with short walks every two to three days and go from there. that's if you're really want change yourself and didn't just post this to get (yous).

>>149622989
Yeah surprised it was so early, is the gold cup game today too?

>>149623009
I'm going thru the game thread rn. That injury looked horrible

>>149623005
rollan

>>149623005
the amount of latinas in the crowd tonight

>>149623018
>is the gold cup game today too?
No, but they scheduled the PSG/Bayern game early so europeans could watch it too.

Lets go!

>>149623018
They want euro audiences, it was at 18 here and the madrid dortmund game is at 22

>>149622675
20 years of no real friends has done it's part, i've forced myself to be outside more but to no avail, not all of us are gonna make it

>>149623005
Anything other than Chile and I'll be disappointed.

>>149623140
lmao you got the worst one

I care. I repeat, I care.

>>149623079
Don't tarnish Misaka with that kit

>>149623159
Not the first time and probably not the last

Any recommendations for bets?

>>149623193
Not to.

>>149623005
fred durst

>>149623193
Don't

Whoever wins today (Real Madrid) has an unfair advadtage. They are the only team that doesn't have to travel

Another summer in front of my computer, when not everyone is still alive, feels strangely pleasant. Electricity and internet instead of blackouts, talking to living neighbors instead of clearing rubble after a missile strike. Sometimes experience the extreme intensity of reee here because of the flag, but it's okay.

>>149623193
Imagine that Bacalao Dourado in Jota funeral... damn, those bread slices with manteca... good i love Portugal.

Is Lequipe illiterate, Frenchfags? It should be “Rien n’arrête pas ce PSG”.

>>149623193
You should check what is going on with zelensky's suit bets. Be a degenerate and bet on that.

You need to pump your betting game up and go full degen

>>149623167
It is not my fault she is a fan of the best team in the history of football. If you think about it there is really no point in following any other team. Well maybe if you don't like winning.

>>149622432
true carrefour sushi mogs

how many tonight?

>Gonzalo
>Fran
>Ceballos
>Diaz
>Huijsen
>Carvajal
>Asencio
Spanish players in Real Madrid, yes, the good ones are in Barcelona.

>>149623258
Misaka isn't a plastic bandwagoner she'd never support that shit team

>>149623248
no

>>149622358
>Militão still plays for Real Madrid
Lol, he used to be their best defender a few years ago then he got injured for months, how is he doing these days?

>>149623248
No?
Rien is already the negative in that sentence.
Tu ne sais rien

>>149623005
Rebeca Linares is special to me

>>149623302
If that was the case then it should’ve been “Ce PSG N’arrête rien”.

>>149623296
Bad, Asencio took his place.

>>149623325
She recently made a comeback

>>149623341
That would mean the exact opposite of what they're trying to say...

>>149623248
>“Rien n’arrête pas ce PSG”.
That would be "Nothing doesn't stop this PSG" which doesn't make sense

>>149623353
I remember fapping to her like more than a decade ago to her lesbian videos with that old blonde dominatrix. She must look like shit now

>>149623276
1 missed penalty

>>149623353
What a great time to be alive. I'm going to relive old joys.

>>149623369
stop being racist

>>149623248
No, it's correct this time. But they are illiterate though

>>149623280
When Gonzalo is called for the nt there will be more Madrid players than Varcelona players starting for Spain lol

>>149623005
Are them all pornstars?

>>149623005
Who's that paraguayan? Reminds me of a girl I know lol

>>149623235
Cheers m8

>>149623417
Wh-what

My mother is forcing me to go to my sister's wedding, what excuse can I use to not go?

>>149623454
Google Images says it's her
https://www.instagram.com/denisseroaaa/?hl=fr

>>149623494
pretend to kys and spend a few days in the loony bin

>>149623494
Tell her you're a racist and are opposed to your sister marrying a handsome Sub-Saharan gentleman.

>>149623494
Why wouldn't you go? A lot of people bring coke to weddings and they are always very generous. And your sis must have many female friends. Is it in Madrid? Invite me, bro. Just say I'm your boyfriend or something, who cares

>>149623494
tell her you have diarrhea

>>149623494
Say you're going camping that week.

>>149623494
Don't sweat it, your team is losing anyway.
Catch the bouquet and become the next in line.

>>149623533
spaniards tries not to be a cokehead degenerate challenge level impossible

>>149623494
Go to her wedding. It may be the last time you'll see her future husband

>>149623494
Tell them you're in love with someone else... and that incest is wrong anyway

There’s a curfew outside right now, how can I go out for beer for the match without getting thrown in jail?

I hope >we play murderball against Halal

>>149623494
As you grow older, you realize that there’s some things in life not worth fighting over. If your sister invited you and it’s her first marriage, just go and act normal. I guarantee you’ve wasted more time and money in your life doing other bullshit like posting here, I’m sure a day at your sister’s wedding isn’t the worst. Also consider that you never have to go to her wedding ever for the rest of your life, just get it out the way and stop thinking about it. Bonus points if you did acid at her wedding.

>>149623193
Bet on dortmund if they give you 3.5 or more for it

>>149623494
I can't even begin to imagine wanting to miss a sibling's wedding but ok.
Just break a leg or something, ask an Italian friend for help.

>>149623594
Too soon

Imagine being a Spaniard, and knowing that, not only is your sister marrying the darkest African nigga this side of the Mediterranean, but he's also going to blow her holes out and impregnate her with multiple mongrels in a few hours as you masturbate in your bedroom to her wedding photos.

>>149623617
borrow your neighbor's dog and take it for a walk like people did during the lockdowns

>>149623659
youre watching way too much porn

>>149623623
Al halal

>>149623578
You sudacas are the ones who produce the coke for us. God Bless our conquistadors. Now bring me my uber eats, sudaca.

>>149623659
Funny you say that, I know an Uruguayan here (fit, professional) that married a woman that was really fucking black. She’s not ugly or anything, but his family didn’t approve…because she was black.

>>149623659
what the fuck did i just read

>>149623630
I hate my sister. She is better than me, younger and more successful. And I hate her posh friends.

>>149623659
Seek help

>>149623671
I'm watching too much porn, but i have learned that bbc porn is degenerate so i haven't watched that ever.

>>149623662
It’s not a lockdown and it doesn’t work, unfortunately.

>>149623659
brown manlet larping as black, many such cases

>>149623659
Sudacabro, there are literally 10 times more sudacas than morrocans and any other africans. You are a disgusting disgrace. Now, my uber eats and my coke, sudaca

>>149623694
Why are you posting as if it's surprising to you?

>>149623705
That much was clear, I just can't imagine hating my sibling(s).
Not judging, just a statement of fact. I'm sorry your family relations are not the best.

Jesuschrist, all the sudacaflags. Now they will start crying about the gold kek.

>>149623691
>thousands of peruvians ruin their country producing coke and dealing with the related gangs
>millions of spaniards ruin their brain by consuming it
>hundreds of uruguayan make bank trafficking it to europe by sea
I have no problem with any of that

>>149623705
If you hate her posh friends, just rail one of them after the ceremony. I kid you not a good hate fuck is one of the most cathartic things a man can experience.

oh it's at 4pm fucking awesome I thought it was gonna be at night like yesterday

>>149623659
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>we won't get bellingham vs bellingham
sad

>>149623729
It’s surprising because Argies/Uruguayans insist they’re white and somehow superior than everyone else, yet they come here and fuck black women.

>>149623712
put on your car's yellow vest and cover yourself in flour to pretend you're getting back from work, surely wagies get some sympathy

>>149623659
Schizopanchito

>>149623630
>>149623748
Go home already. Kurdistan is safe once more.

>>149623805
only incel retards on 4chan and social media larp as white and insist theyre superior than everyone else

Can Dembouz win the Ballon d'Or?

>>149623751
Todos odian al madrid pero no se pierden ni un partido los hijos de puta

I'm going to poop before the match starts

>>149623822
Schizo

>>149623852
'ate madrid
luv valverde
luv vinicius
simple as

I'm watching Slayer play until the match starts

>>149623851
Can't believe some people don't rate hakimi

>>149623805
My biography

Hey guys, sorry about my earlier post. I went kind of overboard with my interracial familial cuckolding fantasy, didn't I? I promise I'll try and keep them in check next time. Now let's enjoy the match!

>>149623912
I dont accept your apology

>>149623912
You adoration of negrus belongs In r-ddit

>>149623810
To drive during curfew, you need a special permit, I don’t have one. Any other signs or vests don’t work.

>>149623936
Go stuff your mouth with chicken fingers, nigga.

>>149623975
YWNBB

>>149623912
It's okay, My gf's moroccan friend always says the same to me

>>149623930
factos

>>149623899
His workrate for PSG has been insane

Kids now follow all the opinions that nigga davoxenize say, brazy fr doe. i hate argies

>>149623899
People haven't watched PSG for a long time. They have just noticed that Nuno Mendes is the best LB in the world

>>149624077
Biggest Donatello stan.

>>149624112
Double chin baby vs no chin girl

The sudaca living in the United States of America is the most fascinating human being on this Earth. He lives in a perpetual state of cognitive dissonance. Hates the WASP. Hates colonization. Hates colombus. He will say that America was not discovered. But at the same time he will say he is "latino" or "hispanic" and say shit like "latino pride" or "hispanic pride". But at the same time will seeth and shake at Spain and they will secretely say that they wish they were conquered by the WASP because he really hates what he sees in the mirror.

It's something completely fucked up kek

While I care about this tournament I really fucking hope none on of our players get injured in pre season, just saw a video of Musialas ankle breaking and that looked horrible

>>149624087
I'm not a fan of PSG the club (I don't hate them, just not a fan), but I'm definitely a fan of the current team they've assembled.

Rewatching some key moments of the Bayern game, there's something that struck me around the 91th minute
>Berardi heads the ball out, corner
>recently injured Dembélé sits on the pitch
>Anthony Taylor brusquely taps him on the shoulder, telling him to get up quickly
>this is after he gave PSG two straight reds
>Dembélé looks up in disbelief (he has been unfit for most of the CWC)
I think FIFA might not want PSG to win this, because having the UEFA champions win the inaugural edition would illegitimise their new competition, with people labelling it a repeat of the UCL

>>149623912
Apologies accepted, Giorgian de Arrascaeta.

>>149622154
BVB has its own Goldbridge?

>>149624133
waay too much porn buddy

>>149624133
A bit like how Spaniards, Italians and Greeks think they are white while the rest of Europe sees them as niggers

>>149624112
That baby's had one too many takis. Poor kid's already a ball of lard.

>>149624158
>Berardi
Meant Beraldo kek

>>149623533
Is in Madrid, yes. Do you know how to walk in heels and wear a skirt? I would like to bimbofy you.
>>149623625
You are right.

> +31C
grim

show monkey

>>149624158
*saves your Mickey Mouse cup*
You're welcome, Infantino.

>>149624158
the current Champions league champion winning would be the most logical outcome

>>149624169
>>149624179
Here they come kek

>>149624179
this only happens in your dreams

>>149624157
I can understand that. I've met Marseille fans that admit that PSG this year is fun to watch.

>>149623494
Anda a la puta boda de tu hermana malnacido

>>149624179
>while the rest of Europe sees them as nigger
What?

>>149624191
31°C is comfy. The only grim thing I see is this stadium's ghoulish architecture. Jesus Christ.

>>149624191
thats why americans all sit in air conditioned houses all day and get fat

>>149624158
>the best european team is also the best world team
what a surprise

>>149624133
All x-americans (as in asian-americans, latino-americans, etc) are deeply mentally ill

>>149624179
If you add Portugal, We are literally the pillars of Europe, the reason you exist. the rest is just a DLC. It's quite normal for them to hate us, if I weren't Spanish and Mediterranean, I would hate us too.

Who else /EuroMutt/ here. I'm half Lithuanian on my father's side and half French on my mother's.

>>149624191
>31% + breethe + watered grass
Comfy.

>>149623844
Makes sense, what I see from Argies or Uruguayan (men) is the same is see from basically any other Hispanic man - they will fuck anything so long as it’s a qlona/tetona/bienbonita, it could even have a penis.

>>149624234
24C is comfy
31 hot

>>149623594
Diogo kwabota seconds before crash:
>Hey bro did you ever got handjob in the lambo? *Unzips pants of his brother and getting into action*
>Oh no diogo watch ou.....
>They're dead

Kill all /int/cels

>>149624268
I have French, Belgian, Corsican and Italian ancestry

>>149624285
23 with a light breeze is the perfect weather

>>149624286
kek

>>149624286
kys

>>149624290
based

>>149624305
That's what the British call a heat wave

kek

I'm going to jerk off to some doujin but I don't know which one

>>149624270
>written lisp
It's over

It's game time! The second and concluding part of Super Euro Saturday!

Real Madrid
Courtois, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Rudiger, Huijsen, Fran Garcia, Tchouameni, Valverde, Guler, Bellingham, Vinicius, Gonzalo
Head coach: Xabi Alonso

Borussia Dortmund
Kobel, Sule, Anton, Bensebaini, Ryerson, Svensson, Gross, Nmecha, Brandt, Adeyemi, Guirassy
Head coach: Niko Kovač

Stadium: MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
Referee: Ramon Abatti
Time: 4PM, 20:00 GMT, 22:00 CEST

Let's go!

>>149623005
rolling for nekane

>>149623494
ask her why would you attend your ex-gf's wedding

>>149624324
any agata one

did they stop the cringe walking out one by one?

>>149623005
We cared but we are shit
Rollan

huijsen with tchouameni and rudiger

>>149624338
carajo asere que te tu ase aqui???

>>149621639 (OP)
Who care less ? Borussia or Real fans ?

>var room is full sudaca
dortmundbros.....

do you ever look back at how you have been a pc user for like 25 years now and didn't use it for getting rich?

>>149624384
Halal customers usually start caring in semifinals

>>149623005
rolando

>>149624112
chinks did this?

>>149622063
this isn't sexy and i'm tired of pretending it is

>>149624398
a-at least I learned english

>moment of silence for drunk driving
like 40,000 palestinians are killed weekly and there is nothing for them

and now a minute of silence for musiala's leg

>>149621639 (OP)
>MetLife Stadium
Get ready for injuries. I can't believe Fifa is allowing them to play on that field.

>MetLife stadium
How many torn ACLs today?

>>149624133
ppl in general should not be living in foreign countries. rather be poor in my own country that fake middle class in goymany

>>149624324
nh 581911

>>149624270
>>149624234
>>149624240
> 31
> comfy

zayyyum diogo jota looks like THIS!?!?

>>149622675
kill yourself if you dont like it

>>149624398
i am rich tho
And because im chronically online

>>149624398
i'm too young so i have an excuse, AI is already on the horizon.

>Minute of silence
>Brought to you by Pfizer

What the hell?

>>149624466
>>149624481
UHHH SAFE AND EFFECTIVE BROS....?

>>149624398
I work with computers so I sort of did

>>149624481
I missed that
pic?

>>149624475
how

>Cooling break in honor of Diogo Jota
What they mean by this?

>>149624479
AI is an excuse to procrastinate indefinitely now? lmao the vast majority of jobs will be untouched by it

>>149624466
>it's real

>>149624511
crypto

>>149624481
humiliation ritual and sacrifice to molok

>>149624466
probably. What did you expect?

>>149624466
source?

>>149624466
>This summer
>The Human Torch
>FANTASTIC 4

>>149624513
Diogo spontaneously combusted because he held in his farts too much

>>149624508
> pic?

>>149624466
lizard man?

>>149624466
This is what happens when there's no cooling break.

>>149624398
only play games and watch potn

Jesuschrist, stop with the fucking jokes about a kid that tragically died. let's talk about the game

>>149624547
es real. estan subidas todas las fotos a una web que recopila fotos de muertos. internet es un pozo de mierda.

>>149624466
The burning passion for football

>>149624466
Is he ok?

i hope for a dortmund win because they're closer to me, simple as

>>149624576
Too many people never outgrew being edgy teenagers

>>149624466
Is this Jota?

>GONZALO

better quality

i am looking forward to the odyssey

KAMM ON DORTMUND

Woah Dortmund is actually this dangerous?
Looks like this is not going to be a slurper match

>>149624551
kek

>>149624466
real?

>>149624576
Relax, no need to burst into flames like that.

>>149624597
I am not, fuck hollywood and their terrible costuming

>>149624558
>Ears
AI generated

>>149624595
How long is he gonna be out for this?

>>149624521
if it stays how it is, sure. artists were shitting on it 3 years ago and now it's improved to the point it's taking over.

>>149624601
They're good. People underestimate them because nobody expects non-Bayern German clubs to be capable.

>>149624601
Madrid will win by parking the bus just like they did in 2024 cl final

>>149624589
i am in my mid 30s now and i am mortified to even joke about death. god smitting people is real

>>149624579
gracias hermano, toma esta waifu como gracias

>>149624595
vax status?

>>149624466
>>149624579
Wasn't it a car accident? Why does he look like a fossile

>>149624595
Became one with his car. I respect the passion.

>>149624576
I understand you, anon. I’ve felt burned down by this types of jokes aswell

>>149624466
imagine the smell

Diogo Jota could have easily killed others with his reckless hedonistic - not to mention illegal - behaviour. Indeed he killed his own brother. As punishment for his selfish actions he is in hell and has to watch his wife move on and suck the penis of new men. He will be trapped in an astral prison and have to watch men spread his wife's ass cheeks open and become a father figure to his kids. He will scream eternally and it will be replayed over and over.

>>149624619
nolan is going to deliver depsite the jewish dei casting. matt damon is based

bit unfair that rodrygo got banished while monocius still starting every game

>>149624640
He died burned when the car caught fire.

DO THE DIOGO JOTA

>>149624595
I still haven't bothered looking up how he ended up like that. I suppose it wasn't a suicide.

>>149624629
It doesn't help that they actively cuck out to Bayern in the most embarrassing ways
>tfw remembering those seasons where they were leading the league then lost 4-5 nil to Bayern and fell apart

Thank you, people from the United States, for supporting the Spanish team :)

GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO

GONZALO GARCIA GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG

>>149624595
fake how the fuck do you identify that quickly that it would be Jota

GOLAÇO

It has begunered.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>149624595
reminds of the jordanian pilot pig we burned alive

>>149624655
>>149624671
Based departament

se acabo

MBRAPPE ON SUICIDE WATCH

Gonzalito

GONZALO BLANCO

Mbappebros.... this isn't looking good

Barcafags in shambles

QUÉ BIEN JUGAMOS

mbappé is getting forever benched isn't he?

mbappesisters....

GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO.

THE HUMAN GRANDMA ENDRICK BACK TO THE FAVELA JAJAJA

Mpoopi sisters…will PSG have us back?

GOATZALO

we're back

whatever

ancelotti is a moron for not using gg more

dirtmund sisters...

>>149624694
>>149624697
Accurate

>they thought dortmund had a chance
>they might even have bet on dortmund
haha

>>149624682
USA is rightful spanish clay

GOALZALO
>GOALZALO
GOALZALO
>GOALZALO
GOALZALO
>GOALZALO
GOALZALO
>GOALZALO

gonzalo >>> mbappe

the destined striker for manutd, 100m should do

Gonzalo is Morata on steroids

>>149624466
I miss Best Gore senpai

>>149624655
At the same time there's no afterlife

Vamos!

GONZALITOOOO

GG

is Gonzalo the new Raul?

So why is Mbop on the bench?

Its over
>>149624680
We havent lost to Bayern since 3 years tho

IT'S OVER

The hapa man marches on

why is dortmund so weak minded
Explain me german bros

>>149624750
retard

FUCK DORTMUND, I CAN TRUST THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TO GET RID OF REAL

>>149624768
not needed vs mental midgets

>>149624754
Lower your tone, mexican

>>149624748
why doesn't he play in the NT?

>>149624716
>>149624718
>>149624723
Mbappe without his speed is chicharito. Worst fraud in recent years

>>149624713
Sell Vini
Move Mbappe to the wing
Keep Gonzalo as a starting 9

>>149624655
AKHTUALLY there hasn't been confirmation who was driving so it might have been his brother

>>149624772
He reminds me of that guy that killed all those young ladies, the supreme gentleman

>>149624768
preserving him for the tough opponents

>>149624772
is he really hapa or does he just look like that

>>149624777
imagine this is not ice cream

late but whatever GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO

>>149624756
Diogo kwabota secondw before his death

>>149624780
Prepare your ass PissGe >we are playing better than ever

>>149621639 (OP)
over

>>149624774
he should short his name to GONZO ;)

Time to pack your bags
Dortmund players don't have that dawg in them. They're never recovering from this.

>>149624777
YJK

>>149624804
fuck off late stream fag

>>149624788
good that he still has speed right?

>>149624258
based

>>149624768
been shitting his intestines out for some weeks.

>>149624790
mbappe can't assist monkeymoron

Fran García bros... WE BACK.

if rodrygo leaves to arsenal or bayern, how will madrid's attack look like? what would the formation be? would gonzalo be included?

>>149624777
Is that magui?

>>149624749
I got that off a telegram group thats really active

Is Grug not playing?

>>149624810
Real is cheating !!! They're supposed to play with MBappé !!!

July 19th of 2026, Metlife stadium
we will be there

It's tragic that it took Madrid this long to just get another poacher.

>>149624817
retard
im watching 4 matches right now and have this one in the back

>>149624808
He was on his way to this event.

>>149624811
Damn, is it a full stadium?

PLEASE PLAY MY GIO REYNA

ONE NIL
ONE NIL
ONE NIL
ONE NIL

REAL MADRID CHAMPIONS OF THE UNIVERSE FUCK YOU DORTMUND FUCK YOUUUUUUU

nigga named Fran lmao

>>149624830
A dwarf and 9 orcs

>>149624828
>cuckssist

>>149624830
Fran García is from Bolaños de Calatrava.
People from that area are known as the Dwarves of Middle-earth (La Mancha) for their physical strength — relentless, unshakable field workers for centuries.
They have beastly genetics, and we're seeing it in Fran García.

>>149624868
oh yeah? well I'm watching 5 matches right now and I still keep up
get gud

>>149624876
Of course. Everyone wants to watch the biggest club in the world

>>149624894
fake news

>>149624833
mastantuono is replacing Rodrygo

>>149624811

What did Ukie merchants mean by this?

>>149624868
>>149624894
I'm watching 6 matches and playing footy with my mates while posting here.

>>149624688
wtf does he mean by that

Thank you to all the people from the United States for supporting us. It's really an honor.

>>149624903
Jobe looks a lot more chinky. Look at his eyes.

>>149624921
trying to hold the shit in

>>149624868
What other matches?
>Remember women playing
>Our lezzers are losing to the frogs
Oh well

Sell Vini to Saudi for 100m. Keep Mbappe for the shirt sales but only start him against La Liga shitters.

Muzialeg bros....

>>149624688
KEEEEK

when was the last time before tonight where a guy born in madrid assisted a guy born in madrid for real madrid?

>>149624892
kek

>>149624688
Who is that old man

>>149623005
Rollo

Is Carreras still needed?

>>149624936
Argentina

bros whats is the point of waking up in the morning

>>149624918
I'm refereeing this match and posting on /sp/ live from the pitch at the same time

I don't think Dortmund will avenge their 2024 CL final loss

>>149624688
Me yesterday after eating a far too spicy indian

>play against Dortmund
>Jobe Bellingham out of the game for yellow cards
>play against PSG next
>Pacho and Lucas our for red cards
He can't keep getting away with this

When will TAA eventually be exposed as a fraud defender?

God, I hope Gonzalo is legit, we really need a strike in the national team

GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA GARCIA

love my belli :)

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

>>149624777
looks like she turned the woman on her right into a lesbian, and the homosexual on her left into a straight man

it's over.

THE OTHER GARCÍA

FUCKING GOLAÇO

huh?

>>149624963
That was more winnable for them than this.

combined total of about 30 dortmund shirts in that stadium, and that's including the players

>>149624944
Gordillo to Butragueño 1990

>>149624935
Unión Española - Universidad de Chile
San Lorenzo - Quilmes
Remo - Cuiabá
Cerro Porteño - General Caballero
also GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LETS FUCKING GOOO VAMOS COÑOOOO

>>149624892
>>149624892
>>149624892
>>149624892
>>149624892
>>149624892
BASED

GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO GONZALO

EL NOMO DE BOLAÑOS
>EL NOMO DE BOLAÑOS
EL NOMO DE BOLAÑOS
>EL NOMO DE BOLAÑOS

GARCIA MEN MARCHES ON

>>149624956
Carreras had an absolutely terrible tournament. But in theory, he is better and younger than Fran García.

It's over.....

>Dortmund
JUST

G G G G G G G G GG GG GG

Carlo bros we're getting exposed

FUCK DORTMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND

Blundersligabros...

GOLAZOS DE LOS GARCIA, ESPAÑA ESTÁ DE VUELTA

>>149624880
He dedicated this goal to you.

FRAAAAAAAN. FUCK YOU ALL ANTIS, ALL HATERS

>>149624999
SAAR?

Based turbo manlet

grim

>>149624999
...sarsss

Carrerasbros...

Los garcias

>>149624892
BOLAÑOS DE CALATRAVA
BOLAÑOS DE CALATRAVA
BOLAÑOS DE CALATRAVA
BOLAÑOS DE CALATRAVA

>>149624999
YOU GAY

>>149624999
is this how indians learn english and get an h1b visa to work at microsoft?

Fran celebrating as if his life was dependent on it

>>149625031
>reach QF
>get knocked out
Kek, champions league all over again.

Ok, I've seen enough, goodnight

Wird global peinlich meine Jungs
Werde wohl mein Trikot verkaufen müssen
Bitte nicht zweistellig

Zero chance I click that gay jeet webm

>>149624999
Least gay british post.

>>149622073
kek this image sealed Borussia's fate

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>149624969
Don't worry, leave Fraud Madrid to us.

>>149624892
fucking kino. we willed it into reality

Vinicius blooting it to the keeper like my teammates when I play Rematch

>>149624991
what do you want banderabro? he got hit by the spicy things on shoes into his knee

>>149624999
He told the jeet that his poop coming out of his penis
Scammed the scammer

NEW
>>149625062
>>149625062

>>149625062

total garcia victory

>>149621639 (OP)
jover

I trusted you BVB...
Fuck this game I'll go catch up on sleep.

How do you say "it's over" in germ?

Florentino's policy of kidnapping brazilian kids must stop. Goodbye rodrygo, goodbye endrick, fuck it, goodbye Mandela Pinochius!

>>149625073
jota?

humiliation ritual incoming

>>149625064
>E. García 30’

>>149624999
i prefer el chileANO or even el peruANO over this please never post anymore

>>149624956
they want him because he can play as lb and cb, also mendy is perma injured so yes

>>149624999
SUPER POWER BY *slurps* 2020!!!!

>>149625062
new
>>149625062

>>149625098
I laughed.

>>149625067
Martinelli will kwab Vinicius and it'll be beautiful.

Dare I say... Kino?

>>149624999
brit gay
not surprised

>>149625098
Jej

>>149625085
Shitty goalkeeper

>losing to Real Madrid U23
How is Dirtmund so fucking bad

>Spam crosses
>Dortmund knows they spam crosses
>They continue to spam crosses and fail to defend them
>Concede
Dortmund, ladies and gentleman.

Fucking retard

Xabi Alonso masterclass

I know it's just Dortmund but Madrid already looking way better

>im going to watch my first Club World Cup match
>im going to root for Borussia Dortmund because they are cool
>the match will be over in less than 20 minutes

>>149625038
why didn't you have created ai versions of her by now? get a grip and get to work

>>149625464
>he doesn't know that two nill is the most dangerous lead

Galo bros we did it

>>149623705
>younger
Should've fucked her when you had the chance