Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 2
Lauwin-Planque - Boulogne-sur-Mer
209.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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Previous thread:
>>149610165

>Current and upcoming races
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 1 (ITT)
Bergamo - Bergamo
14.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-1/live/startorder

Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-1/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai
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>>149622320 (OP)
Pogimerdawinslol

>>149622369
All too easy. I've also heard that Clive will surprise in the Sibiu Cycling Tour

Hows the weather on tomorrows stage???

>>149622320 (OP)
incredibill performance by our belgian fren remDOLF today if i might say so

>>149622429
windy, a bit of rain

>>149622447
>remDOLF
Here's one for your collection, brother

Crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUWVl74qF94

>>149622554
not normal

survived an assassination attempt award

So O'Connor is just finished because of that EF retard? Wow

>>149623127
o’conner was always finished couldn’t hold eight minutes against roglic who spent half that season benched

>>149622320 (OP)
so why did roglic come to the tour? he knew he'll be exposed hard

>>149623670
Ze sponsors

>>149622413
I have heard this too, mou did a piece on it

>>149623168
He could've at least fought for T10. Especially with a free 40s head start.

>>149623719
>>149623168
get vandenberg'd

>>149623670
Sponsors can't afford to leave the best paid rider at home.
Honestly he should lose 10 minutes in the first week and then stage hunt.

>>149623782
KOM Roglic arc would be kino

>>149623782
unironically he should transform into a hill classics rider in his twilight years

>>149623782
Everyone but Jonas and pooface should do this. 21x 1 day races. GC a side show.

>jasper the disaster in the yellow jersey
shit race so far

>>149623920
Ehh I'd argue that to some people tdf podium would mean a lot.
Not to guys like Roglic and Remco but Mas would kill for that.

>>149623969
the magic negro should have pedalled harder

>>149623670
He's been sick after Giro so he came in only as velobait

>>149623969
really the only way to spoil a great day of racing

I don't get the Jappe hate?
Yes he is an asshole on a bike but so are most other great sprinters. Cavendish and Cippolini were miles worse than him and don't get half the hate.

>>149624456
I think it’s more a hate for pure sprinters with a personality like lamejappe

>>149624456
Cippo had swag and Mork is a regular working man story of success

>>149624456
If he just owned being an unlikable asshole, just embrace the heel life. Instead he chose to be a whiny one dimensional void.

>>149624456
>Cavendish and Cippolini don't get half the hate
Both have gotten amounts of hate jappe wouldn't be able to cope with.

>>149624456

>>149624456
succes breeds contempt, the danes hate anyone non-danish basically lol

>>149624965
I think it's because he's friend with pogi lmao. They're trully mindbroken but some chubby faced dude pushing pedals

>>149623782
The sponsors only care about GC

>>149624456
i agree. i want my athletes to be characters not good people. anyone who thinks otherwise should think otherwise

>>149624722
only one [uno] of these has podiumed roubaix btw

>Grug still on tubular
Interesting, though these didn't exists anymore

>>149625422
Are there any advantages to tubeless over tubular if you have a team mechanic? Puncture resistance?

No.

>>149625529
i think if you have a mechanic tubeless has an advantage. sealant solves 90% of the issues, and for the 10% that it doesn't, the mechanic gives you a new wheel

>>149624456
The only people who like Cavenbitch are brits. Even other riders and teammates of his always spoke VERY carefully about him, so it's clear they fucking hated him.

>>149624456
cipolini haha

>>149626138
next you are going to tell us disk breaks are great

Kek what a raped bitch

>>149627925

Chris need to upload earlier. He's missing the euro audience.

>>149627925
That is irrelevant. He's not helped himself here through this gay post. He treated the kid like shit whether he got a signature or not.

Imagine you're star struck lost for words, your hero rides up and you can muster "can I have your signature?" and then you're left stunned by a negative response, followed up with another "MOVE".

Stupid muslim cunt. Israel needs to send a few more missiles to palestine for this. Punishment. I liked his innocent man let rage before but now he's muslim it makes sense. An entire religious group of disrespectful seething manlets. Wout would never.

>>149627925
mustafa is a cucked bitch
kwaceb (kek what a cucked eunuch bitch)
also what a fall from grace; from someone touted as the next merckx to a future giro stage hunter and cian uijtdebroeks domestique in the tour
the yoko ono effect needs to be seriously studied

>>149628391
Bubber did that to me when I was a small chap. Not a good experience.

>>149628396
Maybe getting ensnared by an epic independent dominant woman tanks your testosterone so every aspect of your being shrivels into nothing.

>>149628420
Pogacar seethes after he lost flanders, and remember the year. He rode off to seethe alone then came back refreshed and apologised. Dare I say that is very admirable. Maybe remco needs to find a quiet spot and use a stress toy for 5 minutes before facing the fans. Maybe a couple verses of the islamic toilet roll he worships.

>>149628424
ya that's the yoko ono effect
becoming enamoured to the point of emasculation
can't believe I used to like the guy
now he's just a castrated time trialist with "puncheur" skills

>>149627925
>Vos paroles sont durs, mais n’ont aucun effet sur moi.

>>149624456
>I want to die in an orgy
Cipo is the GOAT.
>>149625353
Ruby is a meme classic thoughever.

just watching the highlights since I missed the race earlier

this was kino, and he went on to win the stage too

>>149629129
Thats Groves

what happen today? is there time gapd? fucking hell I've been drinking the last 10 hours we got absolutelty raped in the hurling i missed the tdf

>>149630916
remkek evenekwabel eunuch mustafa lost enough seconds to not even be sure of the yellow jersey after the TT

>>149630916
Jonas split it in the side wind.

>>149630992
Jonas spilt his matches in half. he's fucking done

>>149630916
Soberest Irish man

>>149629227
the commentary said it was philipsen

Ahaha, what a retard

Jaspe hater seething lmao

>>149631974
Just get a whore ffs, how hard can it be?

>>149631974
phenotypical archetype of french perversion

Oh nice, they made a podcast without the retards

>>149632404
is wiggo the poorest CBE?

>>149624165
the ONLY way it could be worse if if girmay was in yellow
the cucked media would never shut teh fuck up about it for a hundred years

>>149613601
>Le manager de l’équipe Total-Energies a vécu de sacrées émotions, de la chute improbable de Mattéo Vercher à la très belle quatrième place d’Anthony Turgis. Et dans le contexte du Tour, dans celui de ce parcours taillé comme une classique, il a surtout vu deux types de coureurs bien distincts. "Il y a les coureurs comme Anthony Turgis qui ont fait les Flandres, Milan-Sanremo… Ceux-là ont le diplôme de coureurs, a-t-il lancé. Et puis il y a ceux qui viennent manger le gâteau du Tour, qui étaient à Tenerife, qui ont peur."
>Cette différence de préparation n’est pas anodine. Cela peut entraîner des attitudes et des réactions différentes qui sont de nature à faire grimper la tension d’un cran sur ce type de parcours. "C’est important de montrer qu’il y a deux mondes qui se côtoient, ceux qui sont en altitude pour les globules et ceux qui font le programme à l’année, a poursuivi Bernaudeau. Quand on fait le programme à l’année, on sait faire du vélo." Ce n’est certainement pas la seule explication de ce premier opus mouvementé. Mais elle n'est pas à négliger au regard du profil des prochaines étapes.
Looks like it

>>149625843
memorial?

>>149632954
Gino

>>149633054
i knew i recognized the location. still makes me sad because 2023 was my first year of watching racing

>>149624965
>>149625034
>post is about jappe hate
>start seething about danes

Who's mindbroken again lol?

Anyone have the webm of walking into a steel fence and then apologising to it afterwards?

>>149622413
Me on the left

>>149627925
what happened?

>>149623782
>>149624085
>Roglic and Remco lose 15 minutes on the first week and go stage hunting
>UAE and Visma will never have to pace the peloton because shitter teams will do it for them for free to defend their 3rd place
Fund it

>>149634248
WOUT ffs

>>149634043
You're not fooling anyone Bert, I'm not the one that stopped watching the sport (but still watching btw) because my favorite doper lost to another doper

>>149628616
kek

>>149631649
the commentary was wrong and also blind. race number was clearly visible

>>149627925
Honestly it's getting sad

>>149632404
Sir Brad is pretty bad, doesn't understand podcast is more of a performance in front of an agnostic imaginary audience than a chat with a pal over a beer and does a lot of 'yeah, uhuh, innit' while contributing little.
Let's see if he develops over time.

>>149631649
>>149634387
here. race number 103

>>149632015
>IN THE 2KM BEFORE THE LINE JASPER ALSO LOOKED FUNNY AY GIRMAY AND POSSIBLY SAID THE N WORD

>>149632015
school hall monitor

>>149634445
The coquard thing is fun because it's clearly coquards fault

what does /cyc/ use for fuel before BIG rides, during BIG rides and for recovering from BIG rides?
losing weight and ridding hard and long have been progressively harder for me
yesterday I kinda felt hungry during all my ride, felt really empty towards the end too
I know it was a 370 tss but I still felt weak

>>149634471
yeah, Cockhard would get relegated for it if it was finish line

>>149634472
A bit more rice than usual outside and a lot of sugar during, like 100g per hour. Just plane sugar in the bottle with some lemon, and then haribo

>>149634434
wtf i love Jasper now

>>149634264
Ineos getting third by others fucking up again

>>149634472
carbs loading with pasta before, sugary drinks in second bidon and gels during the ride.

>>149634264
>Roglic and Remco lose 15 minutes on the first week
who the hell will take the 3rd place then?!

>>149634494
>>149634507
yeah I usually do that, but somehow I really felt a bit off I dunno
I did this exact ride a few weeks ago and the power output was quite a bit higher and felt great
this time it was like 5w lower but I was faster overall due to having a few kg less but it felt bad, like I could bonk at any time
maybe it was just a bad day

>>149634472
Since nobody said anything about recovery food I like banane milkshake add yoghurt in it don’t over do it on the icecream

>>149634496

>>149622344
Please don't tell me the guy on the right is the "podium boy"?
Fuck this gay shit

>>149634541
did you hydrate properly aswell? whats your liquid intake / h

>>149634520
LIPOWITZ, please pay attention to the sport

>Leave the crosswinds to me

Today if we're lucky remchud loses more time and has another tantrum

apparently my wife got us hbo max as part of our internet subscription I've been watching tiz this whole year

>>149634850
Quinnegard Simmonson

>>149634897
kek

>>149634472
starting two days before a big ride I eat like 10% more than usual
on big rides, white sugar, salt, and lemon juice in my bottles, instead of gels I bought some baby food pouches that I put appelstroop in. Sometimes I'll stop by a grocery store and get some candies
after big rides, pizza and fruit smoothies

>>149634878
There's wind?

>>149634988
yes and rain perfect frontal sidewind

>>149634850
looks exactly like my cousing. Kind of hot really

Addicted to PCS quizzes

>>149627925
>shitting on the media
based

>>149635013
naisu

Should be a good stage today?

>>149635368
Yes.

It's rainiy

>Plan day to perfection
French fucks delay the stage

how do they need 14 employees? full time. what do they do?

>>149635441
Content + LiveStats, supposedly
https://www.procyclingstats.com/info/about-us
It seems like a lot, but there are a lot of races and I seriously doubt the clowns who organise races provide APIs

fuck the ASO

>>149635441
You have to remember the 3 government mandated DEI hires and 4 compliance specialists

>>149635485
calling the gendarmerie

>>149635511
PCSman doesn't sound like a guy who play them silly games

>>149635516
>>149635485
idgi

>>149635585
ASO told PCS bert to fuck off with his van, its advertisement which he doesn't pay for, even though he just parks on public roads

Grischa always looks like he's constipated

>Rain and crosswinds
Jonas is making the call as i type this

>wet roads
roglic pickers are sweating rn

>>149635485
Anzeige ist raus. is he stupid or what. Proud homme has direct contact with the president.

Ride done, waiting for my pizza, TdF on the big telly when I get home with the pizza. Life doesn't get any better than this desu.

we're off to neutral start

>>149635655
As if he needs any reason to crash

it's a good day for Karsten en Jeroen chads

>>149635675
What does Fin-berts put on Pizza?

Orla's Bouncing Breasts

half the reason i ride is to be able to eat junk food and veg out on the couch and watch sports afterwards. Best feeling

looks like a tough day for the boys today

cheeky

>>149635776
Thought it was Sheikh at first glance but it was Trentin being funi.

Why does he look Chinese?

>>149635740

>>149635859
I expected more makkera on the pidser

>>149635859
chicken, onions and cum?

>>149635848

>>149635859
Perfect hungover food, heh. How was the ride?

>>149635601
ASO owns the roads during the race

>>149635859
I pray for your soul bert

G ultra or Benjamin ultra?

>>149635859
scary

>>149635886
The ride was an easy 2 hour one after yesterday's BIG RIDE.

>>149635883
Chicken, onions, ananas, blue cheese and mayo

miserable weather

Im getting Fulgsang-Nibali wet Roubaix stage vibes
Many GC riders will be BTFO today if it keeps raining

>>149635912
and we bully swedes for their pizzas, how come we haven't heard of your abomination

>>149635912
Somehow sounds worse than it looks

>>149635931
think so too, this looks really grim so far

HOLY KINO POURING RAIN STAGE

rain is about to stop, sadly

>>149635913
better than most Danish summers. Perfect beach weather

>>149635913
There is no bad weather, only bad clothes

>>149635912

>>149635913
Imagine not bringing Mads for this carnage

>>149635912
>Chicken, onions, ananas, blue cheese and mayo

>>149635912
I see, was it that social one I saw on OTC's page

here's your group of the day

>>149635912
You are a filthy human
But what can you expect from finns

haha, wtf

>>149635970
armirail repeat offender

>>149635912
mayo is the only questionable ingredient

Best thing about the tour, no minorities in the crowds. One of the rare glimpses of the past.

>>149635983
mamma mia

Mads would have won this

>>149635983
goober

>>149635965
sovlless decision making ask me

>>149635859

im almost certain you would be deported if you tried to order that in Italy

>>149635983
lmfao

>>149635990
Not just a TDF thing
It happends at every single race down to the smallest kermis

>>149635966
ugly
>>149635983
thats a man

Those Frenchies are high on baguettes

>>149635967
Yes, a nice ride up and down Torniojoki on both sides of the border. We split up from the main group and did a cheeky trip to Aavasaksa and then chainganged it back to Tornio with 5 guys. And then a nice meal served by a couple grandmas. Overall a very nice event.

>>149635990

>>149636004
It's not trying to be authentic Italian pizza. It's a nice big meal and perfect hangover food or when you just want to feel fat while watching sports.

>>149636056
Peak male form

Roglic chute today is inevitable

>>149636081
so much going on here
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8D7IZMRupM

Jappe looks monstrously fat.

>>149636112
No, he's safe. Bora just said over the radio that today's a gc day.

>>149635912
What the fuck. In a proper country you get shot for this

>>149636109
>tongue stud
Hot

>>149636156
you should have seen him in February

>>149636168
as if you wouldn't devour this pidser

>>149636209
hope these aren't your fingers

>>149636209
Would devour

>And she also believes that Visma should focus more on winning the Tour de France - than meeting other interim goals.
>If you start spending resources on stage victories for other riders, those resources will disappear from Jonas' basket. You can only have respect for how it is done for Tadej Pogacar. When he starts a race, there is no doubt who is the captain. Everyone knows their role. I think that is very important, says Trine Marie Vingegaard Hansen.
Based ice chink spitting facts, fuck Wout, fuck lelgium and fuck Visma for having no spine

>>149636200
fat and ugly

>>149635965
Nys is going to be useless and dns end of week one lmao

>>149636229
Lmao

JUM

>>149636204
Sprinters gotta bulk off season

what's up with all these orchestras

>>149636249
Is that his wife? I find it annoying when riders use their significant others to voice complaints. Just have the balls to say it yourself. Froomedawg used to do the same.

>>149636056

>>149636317
nothing is up they are just being frenchies

Still need a proper pizza competition, maybe 2nd rest day pizza competition

>>149636249
were the wifes of riders always so vocal all the fucking time, bitching around?

TOOT

I WANT THE MOUNTAINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Fuck sprint stages.

>>149636317
very peculiar isn't it? seems kinda... orchestrated...

>>149636363
Fuck off tourist scumbag

Nothing comfier than a rainy stage

Won a very delicious bet last night with PSG. Now have 30 bong to play with on betting, plus I won the Jasper bet which returned 5.50 on a 1 bet.

Got this for the top 10 accumulator, shitty returns though. Only a pound. Going to play with the rest through the tour and make some delicious big stake bets.

Did you know Andy Schleck is younger than Jakob Fuglsang

>>149636363
This is not a sprint stage

>>149636370
he is right though

>>149636379
cap

>>149636324
Post the full thread

>>149636363
you zoom-zooms haven't suffered through a first week of pan-flat pure mass sprint stages, and it shows

for me its napoli style with mushrooms, olives and roasted aubergine, fior di latte (obviously) and a few chilli flakes on top

cyc related because it's a great post long-ride meal

>>149636382
He is 100% not right
Today is NOT a sprint stage and most likely will end up being the best stage of the entire race, unpredictibel and carnage

>>149636415
nothing about todays stage. He is right. mountains>flat/hilly

>>149636391
Cap? What cap

digits decide which rider will get fatally injured today

>>149636376
>everyone is careful and nothing happens

>>149636441
rip bini

well, he does look somewhat albanian

>>149636425
Cringe tourist takes this

beautiful town square

>>149636441
Johnny Hoogerland

We're due a crash like the opi oma one from 2021, all the frenchies on the road and the weather. Gonna happen.

can't believe they actually filmed documentary about this stupid story

>>149636441
pogocar gets involved in a 10 man chute, fractured left collarbone. this is the stage of the fish, there is literally water falling from the sky. check em

>>149636496
not very hermosa is she

proper bigboy breakaway

>>149636505
RIP Sivakov.

This is insane, Eurosport is airing a DOUBLES match between some nobodies instead of the TdF.

Cav spotted

Cav

>>149636555
>elbows out, as usual

>>149636542
I used to fucking hate tennis when eurosport player wasn't a thing.

>alpecin WEAK MIND wearing jackets

>>149636555
trips decided, kwabendish car flips over kills 1 rider

casual here.

how are my fellow CHUTE CHUTE CHUTE bros?

>>149636555
>>149636557
lock the doors and head straight for a black site

dicks out

>>149636603
split streams?

>>149636603

CHUTE

KWAB

CHUTE

>>149636584
>>149636584
>>149636584

a disaster in a breakaway

Lel break dead.

ouch

CHUTE

>>149636637
peloton has no interest in catching them yet

GAPED

>>149636636

Did Remco win the bronze medal?

Karstengod goes to metal festivals

>>149636657
crazy how he would have died without a helmet

Can the honorary white man climb well enough for today?

>>149636657
nooooo fedegod

2 fuckin days in a row the breakaway chutes, fools got no nerves

Breakaways are cursed this edition lmao

>>149636671
I don't think either of them touched the tarmac with their helmets at all

MERLIER

>>149636603
kek

oh wow, they actually made stripes on his rain jacket

Pogi english is getting worse

Big Marlen time

>>149635912
it's time to block the finns too

>>149636568
I don't watch to sit at my desk even on a Sunday and I'm too lazy to do the HDMI thing.

>>149636724
You can buy TDF on Max

>>149636724
Any bets on?

how many deaths today with the rain if it arrives on sprint ?

Wait what happened to Merlier?
I was not paying attention.

De Lie spotted

that's a big lad

LE GRAND BULL

>>149636773
nothing. flat tire

Thats alot of steak

>>149636773
was a wheel change or something like that

>>149636772
>>149636775
>>149636776
girmay victory confirmed, day of the BVLL

>>149636773
flat tire I think

>>149636776
>>149636775
>>149636772
BVLL

Idk if other coverage for the Wright interview, he is so likable. I'm surprised he isn't more sought after. He would be great for a team ambassador.

>weather getting better

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

>>149636759
The finish is dry and sunny according to the guys on location and the final km has some rampas inhumanas so I don't think it'll be much of a sprint

always overreacting guys! it will be kino

interesting piss stance

>whole bunch of ads on hbo max
why am I paying for this

>Tobias Free open source software

>>149636839
might be dry and sunny now but there's 4 hours to go

>>149636864
They have a bunch of nice westerns

>>149636861
kek

>>149636865

>>149636829
Knowers know that less rain means more wind

both cat 3s are over narrow sections of road that itself should give the bunch something to think about

>>149636864
Just refresh the stream and it skips the adds

>>149636920
Jumbo will certainly push to see if they catch anyone out, I think they will push every single chance. This will be a chaotic tour except mountains where it's same story.

>>149636879
I paid extra to not be interrupted by ads

it's insane that they have actually decent commentators but when they go live on TV it's Nass time

tfw no giantess aryna gf

easy

/cyc/ is too comfy i want to shit it up

>>149636935
>Nass
hate him so much but he will be here for decades

>>149636958
KOPECKY is alarmingly rapid

sorry cyc missclick you came in /tennis/ spot

>>149636750
It's not working and I've been on hold for 20 minutes now
>>149636753
Magnus Cort
Quinn
Blackmore
Askey
Baudin
Valgren
which all look hopeless
went super light today, will probably take MVDP later on if the price gets better

>>149636958

>>149636861
>when you have morning wood and try to not miss the toilet

hello frens, /cric/ tourist.
what's the purpose of a few riders going off out front? are they trying to make the main group go faster than they want to? i presume it's >easier to cycle in the big group

>>149637004
It's free advertisement

>>149637004
sometimes 4 guys can hold out and keep pace against the entire peloton all the way to the finish

That Zimmermann jersey is disgusting. Trayvon Martin is rolling in his grave

>>149637004
notoriety, one of them could also be awarded "most combative rider of the day" if he maintains that gap for a considerable amount of time and a 0.1% chance of winning the stage (higher than 0.00% had they stayed in the bunch)

>>149637004
they want to be seen on TV, sponsors get their logos seen too
there's bonuses to be had along the way too, sprint and mountain finishes
and once in a while the peloton just won't chase for whatever reason. or more commonly they miscalculate and fuck it up, and can't catch the break. the peloton might crash, there might be all sorts of things that go wrong. and then the break can win the whole stage. it's rare but it happens

G O U R D E

>>149637069
here you go

>>149636972
For top 10 or the win? 365 has placings 1-3 4-9 and 10+ but prices are all really shit. I don't know what will happen today, think I'll skip. Nice pay last night PSG to win 2-4 goals. Should be a nice race.

>>149636969
not today

>>149636928
>I think they will push every single chance

Agreed. Visma realize they cannot beat Pogi in a mountain top finish, so they'll try every other way. Exciting Tour guaranteed.

>>149636958
and she won

Pithie boipreggers uwu~

>>149637019
>>149637044
>>149637056
>>149637060
ah right, thanks. so it's just an exposure thing and maybe get lucky off a mistake. thought there was some master plan

>>149637126
top 10

>>149637096
for the stage win, took them on the exchange at some good prices

>>149637101
I have hope jonas will actually compete in one of either pyrenees or alps. both might be asking too much

I want a french cowgirl.....

>>149637131
There sometimes can be more of a master plan (e.g. putting a secondary GC threat into the break to force other teams to chase it down, putting satellite riders in the break), but not today

Hello /cyc/lists, what do I need to look out for today?

>>149637138

>>149637139
I don't generally bet big on small stages like this but these two should be fun. I suspect it'll be extremely chaotic finish like yesterday.

effort done
blanche cold
sofa occupied
c’est parti

>>149637176
grug smash

>>149637176
Last 50k should be chaos

>>149637139
Also what site is best for cycling? I like 365 a lot, done well recently.

>>149635912
warcrime’s are less bad than this

has the camera dudes on the bikes ever binned it or crashed kek

>>149637201
>>149637194
Thanks. I don't remember who grug is supposed to be, though

>>149637259
Matthieu Van Der Poel

>>149637259

>>149637227
Fairly common they are troublesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39oWOONz_0E

>>149637259

I still can't believe remco dropped the ball on stage 1

>>149637203
I use betfair exchange and unibet mostly. I usually just look on oddschecker for the best odds and use whatever site/clone offers them. bet365 is decent

>>149637286
Wait till you see what he does today

>>149637227

>>149637285
>>149637272
>>149637267
Cheers lads

bicarb man

>>149637312

S E P P
E
P
P

>>149637318
I literally look like this as I write this reply

>>149637286
He's absolutely terrible at positioning though.

>>149637286
I exactly expected him to be a clown like that

>>149637286
that should be said about quickstep as a whole. they used to be very good at crosswinds

>>149637293
How much have you lost since January

>>149637370
Pretty sure the team dropped to get back to him

>>149637355
he was definitely questionable last year and I hoped he learned the lesson

>>149637259
grug van avermaet. he also coined the name Bert.

>>149637389
the lesson went over his head

>>149637386
well, yes. but first they managed to sole him. he's a little kid in their care, you supposed to watch over that dumbass and keep him from troubles

>>149636772
wow De Lie let himself go

>>149637411
>sole
*lose

>>149637389
He got caught out in the descent to La Redoute earlier this year. (Yes he had bad legs, but still)

>>149637372
a lot, I mean I bet volatile markets I can't expect 100 longshots to come in often
if not for last season I would've probably given up already

>>149637127
Merlol too

Is pogacar going to attack with 100km to go?

>>149637562
Not today

>>149637188
stop betting you fucking degenerate

trail or rape machine

dios mio

safe

>>149637601
how many fans do you have

>>149637582
As Lenny (not the cyclist) said, 1 dollar gambling is worth more than 2 dollars working

>>149637605
wew

>>149637614
one but im pretty good at handling the heat

>>149637562
10 to go I think

>>149637625
Unit

>>149637574
when should I time back in? Or will this be a sprint?

I always like listening to Vaughters on commentary, he's quite frank and honest

>>149637582
I do well though? Nice pay out last night on PSG, nice pay out yesterday on Jappe. Slipped a bet on the F1.

>>149637615
It's money the government give me anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>149637649
Happenings in 50km

>>149637634
It won't be so much of a rape machine if you just get an extra fan! In any case, if it's not raining summer is for going outside

CHUTE

big chute for mr renard

>>149637601
why would you rape out of choice?

>Alexis Rennrad

>>149637655
Yeah I like him a lot. I like EF a lot too. Fun exciting team waho you can feel good for.

>>149637670
I think so too, bunch will want to catch the break by the sprint finish, and from there it's anybody's race

Are Prologo saddles any good? Heaps of teams seem to use them

I'm still not 100% happy with my current saddle (Ergon) - is Prologo an option I should consider?

>>149637762
You should really consider buying a SQLab™ saddle. SQLab™ saddles are very comfortable, probably the best saddles there are overall.

>>149637762
just try a couple until you find one you like, it's very personal and you don't have sponsors to worry about

>muh doping
god I hate these ard cucks

good on the crowd they're out on a cat 4 in the middle of nowhere pretty much

>>149637762
If it ain't broke, don't fix it

No way Girmay survives lol

>>149637762
Saddles are so deeply personal that no advice can really help you, you should just try out a bunch of saddles

>>149637810
that second cat 3 apparently maxes out at around 15% or so, should do it

>>149637829
Big guys will gap the peloton by a minute in that section alone

>>149637802
>Chef der Dopingredaktion
the absolute fuck
and we pay for that

wait.. what is Aicar?
Where can I get it?

Marcel Kittel on ITV coverage, hugely based.

>>149637762
/cyc/ is SQLab general

>>149637849
they gave us the iconic jonas picture CO2 huffing

>>149637331
He will be fined for riding with his casque décroché

Noooo chute lennert van eetvelt

chute brutale

chute

eetvelt ded

2nd Lennergy DOWN!

Jayco cannot stay on their bikes

skin gone

TIL theres a splitscreen option on discovery

chute mort

>>149637920
they advertise it all the time

>>149637920
how do you do this?

>>149637839
yeah, road narrows down to like 3 meters at those street crossings too, it's over for the peloton at that point

massive CHUTE

still going with half his leg gone lol

>"stream ad free"
>5.99 a month
>sign up
>still ads
WHAT THE FUCK
just been scammed by ITV

>>149637947

Imagine that camerman zoom in on a female cyclist

van eetvelt in absolute adrenaline rush

>>149637970
sweet thanks

I was tempted to pick Wright and this is why, terrible luck

Hors

horse categorie

>>149637975
yeah he’s going to wear out possibly dnf

>>149637947
If you use firefox it's just ctrl + shift + ]

I can sense a Chute Horrible Inhumane Catastrofale incoming.
Inb4 source: its my 6th sense

>>149637970
I'm way too baked to concentrate on 4 screens at once

>>149638039
>implying the Remlet will even make it to stage 5

>>149638045
cap

>>149638039
Evenepoel probably dns before stage 5

imagine riding behind van eetvelt and slipping an egg into his asscrack haha #banter

>>149637868

>>149637791
>>149637859

I've actually tried them already and found them very hard on the sitbones, almost painful after about an hour. That being said I only tested them for about 3-4 hours in total on the indoor trainer, which i find generally less comfortable than riding outside. And i have heard that some people have persisted despite the pain and it eventually disappeared

>>149638039
kek

eetvelt dood?

>>149638057

>>149638082
tis but a scratchwound

>>149638091
what about edibles

>>149637849
Yes and? He's the Bob Woodward of sports journalism and he costs a fraction of the broadcasting rights.

>>149638091
I compensate with equivalent doses of CO huffing, don't worry

Were those actual nuns?
SS please if yes

>>149638091
So the THC gummy was a degenerate meme and not some scientific enhancement? Guess you cant trust potheads afterall

pogi doesn't sound interested?

>>149638077
>persisted despite the pain and it eventually disappeared
thats kind of the point, on all me previous saddles I never really sat on the sitbones but on the middlepart between asshole and pener (which got numb on longer rides). even on 8h+ gr*vel rides I would never use anything else than a SQlab

>>149638077
My impression is that the saddle is not all that important. Are you sure your position is dialed in?

>roglic at the front
what is happening?

Bora chuckleheads almost crashed the pedalton.

>>149638165
Bora compansating for yesterday

>>149638165
>>149638167
GC tactics

>>149637968
first day eh

>>149638165
wind is hard enough for echelons right now but peleton is going too slow so I guess everyone is trying to stay at front so they don’t get surprised by the dirty stinky fishman

>>149638165
They found out that every day is a gc day

>>149638150
The clinical term for that space is called the perineum

Will Jonas weight gain pay off?

>>149638241
How much did he gain?

>>149638288
5kg

we understand, he ripped his pants stop zooming on his asscrack

Do you agree with these watch scores?

>>149638300
trying to gain female viewers

>>149638241
imagine what a 80 kg whalefish could do

great, another tight turn into narrow uphill

>>149638332
VGH FLANDERS

>>149638319
reeks of AI

>>149638331
What if he gains another 20 kg

I prayed for O'Connor's health and well being last night

>>149638373
He'll win Paris-Roubaix.

the steer is looking chunky

>>149638319
Some Danish girl made this what was her @

How many bidons does the average team toss per year? It must be loads

>>149638431
@0umii

>>149638161

I had a bike fit earlier this year, but I wasn't happy with the very few adjustments that were made. The issues with the saddle continued and in some cases got worse (bike fitter actually raised the height) so i eventually changed most things back. I should probably do another one but am struggling to justify spending another 200 Euros

>>149638319
>take nap
>pic related happens
don't miss a femtosecond

I don't like ITTs

>>149638511
why

>>149638075
The things he sees...

>>149638565
Not enough landscapes to explore

>>149638465
He won anyway, just sleep

boring sport

>>149638511

2023 Bilbao start in Northern Spain was the best

>>149638465
what if he ripped his shorts and his penis was hanging out. would he be allowed to continue?

>>149638591
I'm still waiting for an edit where jonas holds one of those anime themed pillows. I'm sure they have a name, but I'm not a weeb.

>>149638675
Why do you have these weird fantasies

>>149638591
W/kg?

>>149638319
I think mont ventoux this year coming right after the off day will be a dandy, 7 might not be doing it justice

>>149638720
it is a legitimate possibility
do they have a plan for such a scenario I wonder. fail to prepare, prepare to fail

>>149638654
*mogs you*

>>149638808
If i remember correctly Jean Christophe Perraud had his dick half out in the Tour where he just kept falling. He did not change pants.
But i guess they have spare pants in the case for extreme cases.

>>149638837
ehhm

>>149638917
all that stupid pissma had to do was headbutt that sign

>>149638837
What a gorgeous ship. Shame Maersk didn't time their triple E perfectly so it could be in the shot too.

>>149638875
It was more visible from the other angle, but obviously there is no pic

POGACAR
=
DOPAGE

>>149638654
true I wish they’d start with an ITT again

>>149639056
yeah this is exactly what I was thinking could easily happen
would be hilarious and a huge advertising for the sport

Why does the 'murica guy run such a non-aero haircut?

Lidl Trek seem to have a lot of faith in jonathan milan today

Just wanted to share the fact that I got away from under a storm on today's ride LMAO.
Shout out the the feller that joined on my escape and kept the pace high enough for it to success.

>>149639207
if you think about it they have him right at the front so far, so the haircut helps protect the guys behind him doesn't it

>>149639207
aero isn't everything

>>149639207
science denial

>>149639227
I thought they were riding to keep skelly in GC completely forgot about Jonathan

>>149639266
Jesus Christ that must cost him at least 3 watts

>fdj with black handlebar tape
wait what

>Cofidis got 11 of their bikes stolen
>each one of them was worth 13 000 €

>>149639266
He would have thrived in the 90's peloton

>Gianetti taking a piss
kek

>>149639375
Thief hands should be mangled in the drivetrain and then run over by shimano cars

>>149639375
don't they have the special livery for the tour

good crowds

intermediate sprint will be close

>>149639375
Steal the Pissma and UAE bikes instead

>>149638691
it's called dakimakura and I suck at editing

>>149639586
unlike these amateurs teams, they certainly protect their bikes

>>149639623
well it's the effort that counts I guess

shitmay only won green last year because they frauded Jasper results last year with that wrongfull relegation

>>149639623
Jonas is a known hagchad, this is slander

that alpecin jobber who has been pushing since 150km has to have a motor, pas normal

>>149639623
>>149639764
should be a bunch of fish really

>>149639771
Dillier is nu el Tractor

>>149639771
Dillier was solo pulling for 250km in Milano-Sanremo.

Did you know Bini is the first Black African to wear the white jersey? Why haven't they mentioned it?

lmao 10 seconds at the intermediate sprint, FAIL

MILAN SEETHE

Milan big mad.

WATCH WERE YOUR GOING YOU FUCKING NIGGER
wow Jonathan calm down

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>149639375
once you ride the bike off the lot it loses half its value

Why is fatty Milan sprinting for green?

Why is he mad at Bini?

>>149639623
I see this and all I can think of is that casket photo of Thad

Some racist remarks were being shouted, innit.

>>149639771
Dillier always pulls the peloton, it's literally his job.

Seething

Tranquilo Gianni

Girmay is playing with fire, Milan is gonna heem

>>149639937
For being black of course

Based Milan
Fuck that n*gga

Milan and Girmay are very angry with eachother

Milan completely overreacting kek

N fatigue

Yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct?

nigger talking trash of course

>>149640006
He’s so nervous and mad about yesterday probably

>>149639907
No one cares I hope he dies

>italian "passion"

i don't see anything untowards that should have caused such a reaction

>>149640006
He was just talking normaly

Was watching with sound off.
What happened during the sprint? I don’t understand why he’s mad

>>149640186
No one does desu

>>149640186
Bini sliiightly deviated to the right, Milan overreacted and moved to the right and touched Merlel

Milan is mad because he is washed. Simple as.

>>149640186
maybe something not on camera
or else he spazzed out for no reason

what is his problem anyway

>>149640186
Mad because not Mads

Nervous as fuck pedalton....
Chute soon.

>>149634472
I eat a hearty breakfast and carry a coconut candy bar or maybe a banana. Don't do rides that long and I am not that fast anyway, so it's usually enough for me. I do plan the route to have a chance of refilling the bidons somewhere halfway thru (based oligocenka public taps).

>>149640186
he's doing the right thing, never relax

>>149640259
hates blacks

>>149640259
guy behind milan was also mad

>>149640186
just milan things

>>149640300
Dios mios, look at the size of him

>>149640295
he was mad at FDJ guy

>>149640259
Yeah Nigmay takes half the road here he’s deviating alot

you got a problem?

so who won the sprint?

Not racist just don’t like’m

>>149640259

>>149640449
must be a tie

>>149640449
kwabbe jappe

>>149640446
Fedorov
Please pay attention

>>149640449
Milan

>>149640449
All that for 5th

>>149640476
5. Milan
6. Merlier
7. Girmay
8. Jappe

>>149640397
he was doing the same shit last year

>>149640496
Milan
Merlier
Bini

As long as we beat the Danes it's all good for me

if I was one of the sprinters I'd talk to the others and have everyone converge on the nigger and close him out on every finish

>>149640568
Is that the bangbus?

>>149640568
Kek

>>149638319
>Tuesday
>rest day
WTF

>>149638675
They routinely whip their dicks out to take a piss.

>>149640568
I suppose their gimmick is "Piss Sea Ass" which sounds PCS even though it's pretty vulgar

I was told there would be happenings from 50 km to go

>>149638837
I'm in this photo lmao

>>149640568
grim

>>149640568
actually based

>>149640671
who's gonna tell them?

>>149640671
Meh

>>149640568
>logos taped out
PCS bows to ASO

>>149640671
social media "managers" should all be shot

Should've started the tour in eastern Ukraine for some actual happenings

>>149640671
funi

>>149640671
>>149640870

>>149640984

>>149640984

>>149640984

>>149640984
putting the college degree to hard work

>>149640984
>a bunch of childless women in her thirties throwing corporate safe jokes around
TSMD

>>149640984

>>149640984

>>149640984

Where the fuck is the echelons

>>149640984
Haha, can't wait to see this appear in the Tour Stories on TNT's broadcast tomorrow

>>149640984

some literal country road right after this climb, no street view on one segment

>>149640984
They're now talking about it on Italian Eurosport.

how to become a corporate shitposter on 4chan? I want to get paid to do it.

>Champbussin

>>149641386
Imagine they tapped in to the vast resources in the /cyc/ office archives.
We could ALL be rich.

>>149641386
Im sure UAE PR department will pay you
They already that one french faggot

>>149641298
After next climb

here we go

This feels like a "moment"

>>149641550
It is

Strong from the sprinters so far

Wout got the hjælper call from Trine

something is about to happen

Milan kwabbed again lmao

lmfao here we go

What's the controversy

>>149641386
just use the contact form on the sqlab website

mads died for this

Fuck

Milan got the karmic return fast, and twice

>Jonathan Milan

Milan is a joke

Wellens best gregario.

waar remco??

>memco

Evenepoel will not finish this tour

Jonas fucking skelly compared to Dauphine ngl

>>149641635
overrated shitter

>Milan

TINY group

Pogi solo attack on the next climb. Calling it

olympics is a brabantse pijl tier race

Where Roglic, Almeida and Memco

>>149641685
100% he is so specific in his riding and needs a strong team. Very overrated 2nd tier sprinter.

>>149641717
remco in g2

wait remco is gone again?

happenings status: cancelled

>>149641678
Conflicting reports itt. Did he gain or loose kgs?

>>149641717
roglic and remco are in g1

>>149641658
in front group the belly just look for the golden kask

>memco

What are Northern France people like?

>>149641777
>>149641774
he was dropped for a minute or two thoughever

I would abandon if i had Milan as my sprinter

>>149641748
he wasn’t but it’s all together again now anyways

>>149641766
no one has ever said he gained weight after Dauphine

>>149641782
A bit like Southern Belgians I imagine

>>149641782
germanized gauls

if there's any spot for echelons it's gonna be in about 1km from now

>>149641782
french flemish people at the coast

no way does milan survive this

>>149641936
you have to be at the front too, otherwise it's traffic jam and gg

>>149641936
MWHW

Yea im thinking Jonas gets dropped on the next climb

>>149641336
And now on Swedish MAX...

>>149641936
Wout will be dropped on that

boomoids are so fucking retarded

>>149641652
espresso machiatto

OPI-OMI mentionned on French tv, they're still traumatized lol

War is Campy?

memco in business down the side

Jonas still eating gels with 18km to Go
Det slut

>>149642136
bullied to the belly by uno x shitters

Gall at the back not giving a shit.

Merlier and De Lie in G5

A former world champion wins today

>>149642260
Impossible
Mads is not here

>>149642254
how good is the official timekeeping compared to [name redacted by ASO]?

memco seething at fans closing in on the sidewalk

chud flemish flags spotted

>>149642289
HOW CAN HE SLAP

>>149642312
PCS isn't even showing groups composition

Looking extremely nervous again jesus

>girmay in white
How? He looks like he is pushing 40.

it's a score

>>149642312
pcs man is drinking a trappist right now and thinking about quirky one liners to get you to buy subscription

>>149642344
Agip shills

>>149642260
rJulian wins this no problem

>>149642389
Such is life as a former child soldier

Milan the bully

>>149642393
soul

>>149642389
was also shocked

>>149642350
well then, friendship with PCS has ended, racecenter . letour . fr / en is my new best friend

Imagine the damage Maciejuk could have done here

there's a sequence of three nasty turns right before the climb that might be decisive. hard to say which side will come out ahead

>>149642421
based

>>149642421
Kek they've given him too much test he's causing chaos

Today, Tronchon wins

>>149642421
MOVE MAGGOTS

wtf you can't screenshot Max streams. Literally 1984

>>149642407
he and mrs pcs were drinking (french) wine when I saw them at suisse

/Aranburu/ bros.....today is the day.

Stewart top 5

>>149642421
Based, but still has nothing on the glasses feller.
Anyone with a webm?

Oh my god, its ASSgren music

FDJ

it's a hard battle for positioning

wtf the name of this climb

FDJ
VIVA LA FRANCE

here we go

RAMPAS time

aller c’est parti

Hello /cyc/ casual here. I followed TDF some time ago and my favorite rider was Peter Sagan. Im back and who is the rider nowadays like him?

Grug stronk

>roglic and remco gone again

Pogi not even bothered la'

nothing burger

>>149642704
no one and everyone. all sprinters nowadays are more akin to Sagan, and no one has the same flair

>Roglic dropped

>>149642718
Memco is there

van aert lachee

>>149642718
no idea about roglic but I can see the muslim

Primozh gone, waar Lipo though?

WAAR IS ROG

allez Romain

>>149642765
Kek wtf

>>149642389
Age doping. Same as Quintana. Very common with third worlders. UCI is toothless and does nothing about it.

the big 6

will gregario van der poel wait for his leader?

waar elite

memco actually got cut off from his boys right before that final roundabout, it's impressive that he worked back to where he is

Philipsen right there

Rip RBH

Pogi looked like he was still halve asleep and somehow came out on top.
Its so over

>>149642848
no. they said it clearly. spring stages for Jappe, hilly stages for Matje

Allez Kevin

>>149642867
impressive, for a fat fuck like him

>>149642488
Turn off hardware acceleration on your browser

>Lipo chained like a bitch

Laurance strong

>20km/h on a 15% climb
>80km/h on the descent
W H O A

Give Poggi the polkas so he has to waste time. Jonas playing the long game

UAE doms are giga mogging the vismoids

>pog didn't even try to blow everyone out of the water
it's pogover