Thread 149629104

our last hope, can they do it?

>>149629104 (OP)
nah

>>149629104 (OP)
They are the greatest brazilian club of all time so maybe.

vpn off joao

Realistically speaking, it's impossible.
But we're talking about the club that was given 99% chances of relegation in 2009 and needed an invincible sequence of 11 games to escape. Which not only they did, but proceeded to win the league the following year. So I guess Fluminense don't care about what's possible or not.
>vence o fluminense, com o verde da esperança
>pois quem espera sempre alcança

chikaner thread

>>149629104 (OP)
if there's any brazilian team that cab nake miracles happen it's this one
they were very obviously considered by everyone to be the weakest brazil team yet they stand, it's far more likely that their luck will run out now that they go against an actual team

>>149629486
ne bro

>>149629620
youre right i didnt see chikaner replying to this post with a usa flag

>>149629104 (OP)
doubt

Chelsea is totally beatable
Flamengo already did, Benfica took them to overtime and Palmeiras were just a few minutes away from doing it. If you can hold a tie for 90 minutes, there's no reason to think that you can score some meme goal.

The final would be harder but it's also doable.

I hope so, Chelsea is symbolizing everything whats wrong with football. Close to a 50 player squad, billionaire owners selling their own assets to affiliated companies to keep the money train going.
Since their new ownership moved in they have spent 1.7 billion £.
Not that there was much sovl to begin with under their previous owner spending insane money but this is another level.

>>149629197

they are not though

>>149629104 (OP)

if you send them your energy to defeat majin boo

>>149629250
Is there like a documentary on this? This sounds super kino

>>149629104 (OP)
yes

>>149629829
Fluminense is the brazilian club that got the furthest in the most important football tournament of all time, against some of the best teams in the world.

Therefore, since no other club in the country managed to get such an achievement, Fluminense is the brazilian GOAT.

Simple as that.

>>149629557

desu yeah this is true, fluminense are the milagrero team
its why the pope is their mascot

>>149629926

this is arguable, something that can only be attributed to la mistica happened with fluminense mid 2020s and they’ve been doing stuff similar to the mid 70s (their most sucessful period before)

>>149629865
Nothing in English or with a high production value, I'm afraid. But there's this one they made by SporTV with scenes from the games and interviews with the coach and the centre-forward, if you're autistic enough to sit through the whole thing with automatically translated subtitles.
https://youtu.be/w7CEvwEFxnA?feature=shared

>>149630039
holy kino, i'd never heard about this. sounds like >culo culo 2002

>>149629926
Forgetting something sweetie?

>>149629713
Fluminense's players are all over 30, if it goes to ET they're finished. The final against PSG would be completely impossible kek, imagine Dembele, Vitinha and all those other pacy niggas against 40yo Thiago Silva, 36yo Samuel Xavier and 44yo Fábio.

>rooting for non-UEFA teams
toplel
these latinx need to learn their place
football BELONGS to EUROPE and NO ONE ELSE

>>149630039
I still have the away shirt from that year, bought it in the Laranjeiras itself.

>>149630267
still seething from 2022 bro?

>>149630267

imagine twisting for a french plastic team propped up by oil money laundering

>>149630294
do you get mocked for being part sudaca

>>149629557
They would require two miracles, one for Chelsea and another for PSG.

>>149630284
we had no chance against riggitini, FIFA had chosen the winner before the competition had even begun
>>149630294
>implying im a psg fan

>>149630391
don't underestimate prayer+macumba powers combined

>>149630220
Its gonna be real madrid tough

>>149630390
do you get mocked for being a sandnigger

>>149630391
Murderball+rifar bola+chuveirinho+chutão pra frente.

>>149630391
They already performed 2 miracles against Inter à Milanesa e Al-Bilal, though.

>>149629926
>only of the G-12 to go to the C
>skipped B to go to the A

>>149629976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbuBhW2rQLg

as a tricolor, all I can say is that I saw Fluminense make impossible things before, and so did my father and many before us. Make us proud boys, com o verde da esperança

>>149630173
based

>>149629865
>>149630082
also in the last game we relegated Coritiba in their stadium in a centenary year, it evolved into a riot players had to be escorted out. Search for batalha do couto pereira

>>149631612
Was this the greatest chimpout in Brazilian football?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLbngTAJFrw

>>149629976
>>149629250
wtf I love fluminense now

>>149631713
probably, it was extremely kino what a night that was

>>149631612
>>149631713
KINO!!! KINO!!!

btw football is scripted so you just know everaldo is scoring the title goal

everaldo has been mocked in brazil for even being a good pressing forward, chooses to pass instead of striking the net

you just can feel the gods of football are scripting this

also thiago silva (ex chelsea) plays for fluminense, so fluminense is getting through chelsea with a goal from him

t. footy knower

>>149631299
Sounds based to me i would skip that shithole too

>>149629210
>chikaner upset when german flags post things he doesn't like
kwab

>>149630393
t. got 2 penalties against him

>>149629250

if theres any team used to win against all odds its this one indeed
something like la mistica as the argies would say

For those who don't know fluminense is the biggest fucking villain of brazilian futchiball

>played la serie C
>won it but bribed CBF to play directly la A instead of la B
>Literally killed a beloved traditional team named Portuguesa in 2013 (look it up)

I hope they lose

>>149633997
>won it but bribed CBF
If Fluminense had any money in the 90s, they'd probably spend it signing players to avoid relegation instead of bribing CBF. You know Fluminense didn't play la B because there was no such thing in 2000 thanks to the Gama-Botafogo affair, which Fluminense had no involvement in. Just like Fluminense wasn't one of the two clubs who lost points for playing suspended athletes.
You're not ignorant. You just choose to lie.

>>149633997
can't imagine how pathetic someone must be to hate the lil fluminense like that
probably a bitter paulista or a vascaino

>>149629104 (OP)
I’m from the future.
Fluminense beats PSG 3-2 in the final.
Euros proceed to cope and mald in the aftermath.

They used to be kino before Pope John Paul II died and LDU(Ecuador) crush them

https://youtu.be/o-Ps9nqB3k8

>>149630391
Chelsea is a 60/40, no miracle needed. For the final, yeah.

>>149631299
Care to expand on won Serie B in 2000?

>>149629104 (OP)
They are losing 3-0 to Chelsea lol

>>149633997
Quick question: who won the Serie B in 2000?

>>149629250
Also the club that was relegated 3 times in a row and in 99 magically went from third to first division

>>149640531
Paraná (PR)

>>149633997
t. seething vascaino

>>149640684
Yeah, magical realism club. Simply logical that this would apply to the first ever Club World Cup too.

merdanense believers kek

>>149640441
CBF wasnt able to organize the Brazilian League in the 2000 season because of some legal issues.
Because of that some of Brazil's biggest clubs decided to organize their own tournament to replace that year's Brasileirão, the Copa João Havelange, in which was decided that Fluminense would go straight to the first Série A, skipping B.

>>149630391
Pédales sur gazon aren't in the final yet

>>149645863
How the fuck can you not organize your own fucking league

>>149629104 (OP)
main threat from chelshit is enzo fernandez, if they mange to shut him off, they have no creativity at all, just pacey ngubus/deanos

>>149640684
they bought the serie c

>>149646090
Corruption and bureaucracy.
Also, there was no such a thing as serie A or Serie B instead they put all the clubs of Brazil on different groups based on their qualifications. It was one of the funniest tournaments of the whole brazilian football.

https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Jo%C3%A3o_Havelange

>>149645863
Who won the Série B in 2000?

>>149629104 (OP)
The last home for white men.

>>149645863
What was the final ranking of Fluminense in that unified league with series A, B, and C, in 2000?

>>149647449
3rd on group phase then got knocked out on round of 16, 9th place overall

>>149648180
If Fluminense was 3rd place in the unified championship in 2000, why would they need to go back to Serie B in 2001?

>>149629104 (OP)
It might become a surprise for the final.

The american population suck at Football.

>>149629250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU91SxbSEb8

One of the most stolen shits in the history of the Brazilian Championship.
congratulations for celebrating this.
but your team is very good off the field, like when they went up from Serie C to Serie A directly.

I want you to win it but you are too weak Brazilbros

>>149629976
alliance with craxa when

>>149629104 (OP)
You are all monkeys and your leagues and teams will remain irrelevant

>>149631299
>>only of the G-12 to go to the C

Fluminense will save football even if some of you don't want it to happen

>>149631591
>as a tricolor, all I can say is that I saw Fluminense make impossible things before
>Inter de Milão 0x2 Fluminense

Yann Sommer is just a bad goalkeeper.

>>149631612
>we

>>149633558
>Sounds based to me i would skip that shithole too

But you have to be top 4 of Serie B to raise to Serie A, in the following year. You can't become top 4 of Serie C and skip to Serie A.

>>149633482
>btw football is scripted so you just know everaldo is scoring the title goal

Just the referees follow scripts, bro.

>>149654399
If Fluminense was 3rd place of the 2000 joint championship, where would you suggest they go for the 2001 season?

>>149633997
>>won it but bribed CBF to play directly la A instead of la B

I can't believe CBF allowed this...

This thread

>>149633997
>>149654549
Behold. This is the shape of the next tourney's trophy of FIFA.

>>149654444

Nice QUAD of fours. Perfect. Here's your prize, mate.

>>149633997
>>Literally killed a beloved traditional team named Portuguesa in 2013 (look it up)

Wtf?

>>149634042
>You know Fluminense didn't play la B because there was no such thing in 2000 thanks to the Gama-Botafogo affair, which Fluminense had no involvement in.

Wtf??

>>149638429
>They used to be kino before Pope John Paul II died

Religion sucks.

>>149640528
I'm guessing Fluminense 2x1 Chelsea.

>>149629250

> 2% chance of winning the club world cup

fluminense has it in the bag
they don’t know the lore

>>149646333
Nice trip of threes. Awesome. Here's your prize.

>>149654870
has we ever seen in the history of foty a more underpower underdog like fluminense in this CWC? its insane.

have ^
>>149654714
so why are these for? are they any good off road like and actual jeep, whats the use case?

>>149646333
>https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Jo%C3%A3o_Havelange

I'm 33 and I still, to this day, don't know how that shit worked. By the way, I didn't like to watch futebol on the tv when I was a kid, after all. And barely played as a kid. I only started to like watching futebol on the tv in the 2006 world cup, watching the seleção brasileira, when I was 14. And I feel like many born in 1992 kids, like me, did equal.

>>149654985
>has we ever seen in the history of foty a more underpower underdog like fluminense in this CWC? its insane.

This is the first CWC, so, no. But we have every year, in the Intercontinental Cup (ic), shitty african, asian, and middle-eastern teams, so, there's plenty of weak underdogs that we are used to see in international tournaments, but they usually lose the tournament.

>>149655029
>have ^

You have this? >>149654980 How old are you 15?

>>149655262
i was correcting my mistake above, i havent seen one of these thingsin years, used to own some as a kid.

>>149655110
The unspoken truth is that the Brasileirão was an absolute shitfest of a competition prior to 2003. That's not to say the titles won prior to that were worth any less or something like that, but the state of organisation of the tournament was simply pathetic. The more you learn, the worse it gets. The rules changed every year in favour of even more nonsensical ones, and the league would break down every 7 years or so.

https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campeonato_Brasileiro_de_Futebol_de_1979
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campeonato_Brasileiro_de_Futebol_de_1986
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campeonato_Brasileiro_de_Futebol_de_1987
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campeonato_Brasileiro_de_Futebol_de_1993

>>149653390
>I want you to win it but you are too weak Brazilbros

>>149655029
>>149654980
I know you ride one of these, chud.

>>149653390
>I want you to win it but you are too weak Brazilbros

test

>>149655029
To drive inside your family properties, farms and plantations. Fucking peasants

>>149654985
greece 2004

It's happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4K_k_7Eroo

>>149657365
>greece 2004

In what competition?

>>149657365
>greece 2004
All I can think about is the 2004 Olympics in Atenas.

>>149658680
>>149658886
Euro 2004 in Portugal

Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

desu no, Chelsea has the thing that worries Fluminense the most = Pacy negros. I think they're fucked desu

>>149655459
literally judas
i hope this cunt gets a career-ending injury

>>149664880
It was just a scratch, guys. I'm okay.