Syd v Fred
Then Ade v Mel

HEAVE HO UNNA

crazy that Jackson is only 23 cunt looks in his 30's

>>149633316 (OP)
crazy that guy was once touted as the best australian rules youngster in the country
literally list clogger career
bit like harley reid so far really

>>>/b/

throw paint on the heckin teslas
eat the heckin rich

/bane/

Can you imagine being one of those darpa glowies just reading everyones mind and flying your ftl anti-grav free energy space ship to the entrance on the dark side of the moon to the inside of the moon with the demons that have been trapping us on this earth and hear idiots like musk harp on about how they're gunna build a moon base and trump making space force

shit must be hilarious to hear and all the dummies thinkn it's really gunna happen. I'd bet anyone a pineapple that we wont have a moon base at least in our lifetimes let a alone a mars base

FUCKING ERASMUS YOU SHIT HOUSE

big, fat, coach Cox

>>149633340
he at least has the excuse of his knees exploding

finna pooicide
god give me the courage to finally end it tonight

why is there a pride flag in the cheersquad

>God give me the strength to do something he specifically says not to

>>149633364
they wont let you

Why is the footy so shit this year
Can't watch it

>>149633369
>Sydney

>>149633369
I thought flags were banned?

I got wealthy from crypto. "Friends" I knew since primary school ghosted me. Even family members were full of glee during any slight downturn in the market. Reckon only one guy I know was actually happy for me.

cucktorians be like why is there le fag flag in le cheer squad
meanwhile the biggest cucktorian cheersquad faggot is in jail.for trying to fuck kids KEK

Disband the AFL and bring back state leagues, with a finals series between the winners and runners-up of the WAFL, SANFL and VFL
NSW and Qld can get fucked

god these abos are eating well

Is their a way to get rich without losing your soul?

>>149633381
Define wealthy. How much did you make and from which crypto

Why boong jumpers?

>>149633394
Fuck off ATO

>>149633390
Let men fuck you up the bumhole

didnt even get a thanks for providing 2 stream links for hd streams
shant ever be helping anyone here ever again

we have a game on our hands ladies and gentlemen

murphy > harley

>>149633406
*unzips dick*
How's that for a stream you poof

I just want to live like a wealthy noble in a Chateau built from the blood of french serfs just before the revolution.

I wonder how I will die

>>149633424
appreciate the (you) that's all im after <3

>>149633394
8 figures

I want to own another human
(and treat it absolutely appallingly)

Jaeger Bombs O'meara is still playing, how about that. I use to do Jaeger Bombs back in the day at the edgy, picked up all the fat lasses, should of seen me when I had hair, snoggin like you wouldn't believe

noticed sydney fans dont cheer a goal thats clearly going through until the goal umpire signals
like they have no idea whats going on and waiting for positive affirmation from someone else

run about 50k a week, train boxing at a pro am gym, lift and do callisthenics
reckon id absolutely obliterate everyone in this thread

>>149633442
Yeah mate
$00,000,000
Lmao gottem

>>149633390
define what your "rich" looks like both visually and financially and know what your "enough" number is then go after it. Guilt and shame keep more people from their dreams than anything else.

Sydney customers are mostly homosexual
Just a plain fact.

>>149633450
unlike yourself, d grade back pocket and multiple encouragement award winner for club nobody has ever heard of kek

>>149633442
r/ThatHappened

>>149633456
you'll be running a few more kilometers when I pull up with the machete you dopey cunt

i cant imagine how grim it would be to be a shitney fan kek

game on

If I lived in Sale, I'd always be making jokes about it
>Yeah, you can buy the whole thing cheap
Hahaha
Pretty funny

Come to Melbourne! Coburg, Northcote, Fitzroy and Brunswick, Collingwood are great for LGBT+ people. Every time I visit these suburbs I feel at home because there are so many people who look and express themselves similarly to me.19 Nov 2024

>>149633474
imagine living there lol

any posts about the footy?

>>149633442
Can we see a bank account screenshot?

>>149633484
yes mate

>>149633472
pretty smart bro, wouldn't even bother using proper boxing on you fake the left jab duck the inevitable haymaker right and return with an overhand right, introduce the air 5 metres behind you to your lower jaw, unironically

It's truly remarkable that a collective psychosis descended upon society that has made the simple truth that homosexuality is pure evil and poison something unspeakable

>>149633434
For me in my sleep in the sitting room of the Chateau late at night sitting in front of the fire around Christmas time with my visiting children and my wife of 30 years asleep in the floor above. I was reading some classic when I'm 60 and the ticker finally gives out and the glass of brandy slips out of my fingers and stains the expensive rug alerting my mastiff that was lounging in front of the fire that something is wrong and he begins to bark waking my son from the floor above to come check out what the commotion is.

it's actually criminal what they did to Sydney. It used to have world class 24/7 nightlife in the 80's and early 90's and this was coming from American and foreign boomers I knew, who said it was the best anywhere they'd ever been. Then they just started importing the third world and it's fucking over. We had it all and we fucking threw it away.

>>149633492
sure thing, champ.

I would just like to know what I did to deserve to love in a time of peculiar evil

>>149633492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t69XMB-PINM
you would be killed

>>149633465
see>>149633496
I probably need 8-10 million. I think I could write a decent book but it'd be too niche to make me rich. I could probably write something like fantasy or something some schlock that I know will sell but that's not really my passion anymore.

>>149633507
I accept your cowardly concession. stick to the arm chair mate, safer for you

fuckin look out
there is a bunch of hard cunts in here today

Modern AFL football is for single digit IQs

I'm a slave to the computer

>>149633526
*headbutts you*
cop that

>>149633456
Being serious have you done any grappling?

>>149633515
>martial arts
kek not even going to address that I've never had a fight and get my fight info from movie reply. fuck just kek lmao

>>149633527
fukk off cunt w ur smart snob shit dog cunt tryn 2 stop uss playn and likefooty racist cunt

>>149633524
Didn't concede anything you dopey larping cunt, imagine thinking you could do anything against a machete with your bare hands. Fanciful just like your fitness "life"

I'm a slave to my impeccable taste and intellect

spent the whole weekend watching footy and gambling

>>149633492
Fuck you're a gay cunt. Kid pretending to be a power ranger with his friends complaining about forcefields kind of gay.

>>149633526
this post attempts to appeal to the masses and reeks of fear. Pull up a chair next arm chair bro lad, levels

>>149633390
You lose your soul because everyone around you treats you completely differently always angling for a hand out or for you to fund their dogshit business ideas or their mum's operation or whatever. You can no longer have normal friends without suspecting some hidden agenda because if you let your guard down you will get picked apart.
It's why rich people tend to only hang out with each other and have almost no faith in humanity.

>>149633531
Crisp everyday normal person in modern society.

>>149633519
just write garbage chick lit slop that shit sells like wildfire, doesn't even have to be good just go hard on tik tok marketing and the female cattle will all buy whatever is "hot"

Intrusive thoughts becoming more violent and overwhelming
I'm a ticking time bomb

loomers

>>149633385
if you're talking about joffa he never went to prison, he got 12 months suspended for 2 years

>>149633537
yes mate, good luck using that in a real fight against someone with 15 years boxing experience lmao

AMISS YOU FUCKING DROP KICK CUNT

I like looking at good screen (home PC and personal phone) but I don't like looking at bad screen (work laptop and work phone)
Weird because it's fundamentally the same thinf

go cats

>>149633554
I'd give them a one off payment and nothing more if they squander it it's on them. Obviously this amount would depend on how much i'd need to live comfortably for the rest of my life.

>>149633554
yeah this is accurate, I wouldn't say it's the money that makes you lose your soul it's the how people around you change knowing that you have money and the trust issues that arise from it.

Got my catters for nothing and the 'hips for free

>>149633544
You'd be knocked out before you landed, unironically
>>149633551
sound like i hit a nerve take a breath

>>149633586
you're a fat nobody posting here you aren't fooling anyone. trying too hard/10.

Any footy on today or still gay bye shit?

>>149633572
his first year was amazing but he's been terrible this year, so disappointing

>>149633591
cry more mate, you sound scared

Got a big poo brewin
Reckon this will be fuckin putrid

>>149633594
Treacy is the key forward now and I think Jackson resting forward and Bolton/Dudley take away any opportunity he has really. Probably only in the side to run leading patterns to give Treacy space

>>149633595
Tydeman Hotel 15 minutes champ put your skills to the test

>>149633567
I reckon you'd be a hard fight given your fitness, strength and skill. I wouldn't want to fight you.

>"ill fakken bash all u cunce"

Footy is shit

>>149633595
keep dancing for me, pet.

>>149633607
picking next week's team already vossy?

>>149633610
yeah his role has basically been 'draw a defender from treacy' which mostly works i guess
whenever voss plays amiss seems to get fewer kicks as well

>letting O'Meara kick a goal
fucking useless BLOODS

>>149633554
Another weird thing I'll add is that when you are wealthy or perceived as such you paradoxically start to be given heaps of shit for free. Kinda bizarre but real.

Would love to get my hands on Larry Emdur. To give him credit I think he would put up a fight against me, but it would not end well for him.

missus is biting her lip watching the footy with me

>>149633611
hate fighting outside of the gym or events tbqh. just had a few bourbons and stirring up a bit of shit
you've done bjj for a bit i imagine?

I'm the actual puppet master ITT
You, my dear little minions, don't event realise it
Keep dancing as Daddy gets harder and harder
Bring me to my climax

the misso just walked in and asked who that player was

loom

>>149633632
ah shit totally forgot to mention Voss too but yeah you're right

Vossy Vossy Vossy
Oi Oi Oi

>>149633316 (OP)
>>149633633
kek based OP

>>149633639
crisp

>call out cucktorians
>rev the thread
>guaranteed (you)s and bumps for alf
I am driving, sit

KEK THESE CUNTS ARE TALKING ABOUT FRED SERIOUSLY HAHAHAHHAA LIKE THEIR A SERIOUS FOOTBALL CLUB AND PROPER CONTENDERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

MAN I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A DELUDED BUNCH OF IDIOTS THAN FREO SUPPORTERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

IT'S NOT HAPPENING, IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN

who pissed in your coffee perthchink86?

Love seeing alcoholic/drug-addicted homeless mutts in the street and thinking "I could kick your skull into one hundred pieces and no one would give a fuck"

Sydney and Freo are going to upset a lot of cucktorian teams hopes of scraping into the finals to be honest

>>149633676
if wce are chokers despite having four premierships, what is fred when they have no premierships and have only lost a gf

>>149633679
but you still cross the street to avoid them
classic i should have said this mentality and signs of a mental and physical midget who has never had a fight

>>149633644
nope was just curious I'm too old to be getting into street fights anymore these days you never know how much training people have not like back in my day

>>149633679
some brown mutt mix i went to school with did this a year after high school and got around 15 years in jail i think

kek was that downie wearing a sea eagles jersey?

>>149633693
went to high school with a bloke who got jail time for torturing a nonce was in that wolves motorcycle club, he's a pro boxer now and doing pretty well

>>149633681
most of the top 8 is non-viccies thoughever

Mate just put on mumford and sons and crack open a little creatures pale ale to help sooth your fragile little ego you little arthoe

>17 (you)s
me, 3 votes

>>149633701
But enough about your stepdad

>he's one of the best benders i've seen
okay bt.

>>149633709
good comeback you sound like you come from a broken family is that why you cut yourself?

>>149633692
unironically the post a cunt who can crack makes
respect to you my man

>>149633316 (OP)
>>149633680
>>149633680
>>149633680
real new for real this thyme

what happened to Voss?

>>149633714
>"i know you are but what am i?"
I'll give you ONE more chance to insult me

>>149633717
why did you bother making this thread you sad cunt
page 9 looms

>>149633718
which one?

Murphy Reid is fucking GOATed

>>149633718
meth mostly
>>149633722
i'll insult you outside bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ

>>149633717
what gay arse sport is this

>>149633722
Shouldn't you be working on the fixy and getting ready for the folk music festival driving down dowth in the forester?

>>149633718
carlton retard boomers and grandpas insisting on le tall rangey team

>>149633728
he really deserves the rising star this year
they'll probably give it to ashcroft or some shit though

>>149633729
>i'll insult you outside bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ
Got an uber eats pickup there?

sydney are copping a lot in the back

Can you guys stop being so mean to each other?

LOOM

>>149633727
Fred's Voss

>>149633739
poofters usually do

>>149633731
>implying union is gay when footy was ultimately derived from union
way to shoot yourself 4 times in the C1

>>149633740
can you fuck off cunt

>>149633747
subbed off
looks like a good decision so far

>>149633747
tactical

>>149633749
more whatever sport includes playing a third world shithole like fiji

>>149633751
The crude idiot.

Loom?

>>149633738
no but steven fish filet iykwim hqhq

JOHNSON YOU FUCKING SHIT HOUSE

notice how the clock went down 5 seconds there because of the players doing some weird shit
that time won't come back
timekeeping in this game is cooked

I've been thinking up a scab machine. Like a belt fed sander but with blue metal glued to it. And then you just touch the part of your body you want a scab on it against for a second. Then you get a week of picking.

Probably would be addictive.

rip
slip
brush
ahh

>>149633771
Really shows how rigged the league is when the time keeps going for an extra 5+ seconds after the ump's whistle in the end of "close" games.

>fred

I wonder if there are nose picking forums like there were sneezing forums. I never got into induced sneezing but i'd assume it's quite satisfying.

I thought all the USAID money dried up for pushing fag flag degeneracy?

kek Sydney wins you mad faggots hahahhahahahahaha
SWASN
W
A
N
S

i hate fred and shitney

>>149633772
>>149633796
>>149633798
What the fuck are you talking about

>>149633799
any grand final wins this decade champ?

swans were favoured to win, fred got close but are simply not good enough

fuck amartey is a sped

>>149633806
me? haven't played footy for 5 years you retarded lmao

>>149633806
any grand final appearances this decade champ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

the swans are actually a victorian club just playing out of sydney

>>149633806
it's just iggs sperg getting his kicks

>appearances
holy cope

>>149633772
don't be that munchy girl who picked her legs til they were amputated...

>>149633812
>you retarded lmao
seething esl swansfag
will never understand people who seethe even though their team won KWAB

>>149633804
You never got the satisfaction of picking a decent scab or buried treasure up your nose?

no other club makes alf seethe harder than sydney
haha lmao kek rofl hahahhahaha

TALK ABOUT ADELAIDE VS MELBOURNE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>>149633831
casual

>>149633827
OH HE'S BOILING!\!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>B-B-BUT YOUR SPELLING IS BAD

Sunday beers with Nan

>>149633814
yep mate as a member of the reigning premiers, the brisbane lions, they've had two grand final appearances and managed to win one unlike the poothetic swans who they raped on grand final day

>support BASED SWASN
>swans win
>y-youre s-seething
save that braincell for the job search appointment retard hahahaha

>>149633755
t. has never seen >us play in any sport against america

upp the swans
gay sex all round at my place tonight

>>149633844
qt

>>149633835
who?

>>149633844
based nanza on the drink

>>149633844
Looking good mate

>>149633844
would desu

alf btfo top kek and a zozzle for spice

>>149633844

>>149633844
>shit graffiti on walls thats described as "art"
>beer in a fucking wine glass
yep must be pozzedbourne

dillo knows about my bet on adelaide to make the granny so he's rigging matches against them fucking CUNT

the crom are a plastic franchise

>>149633874
>wine glass
It's a stout glass, there's a purpose for it to be shaped like that for stout but yes Pozzbourne bars serve IPA in it for some reason

>>149633844
would

>>149633835
good to see melbs actually kick a fkn goal given their piss poor accuracy in Q1

Thinkn parmy. What do you guys reckon?

>>149633891
nah, american slop, not actually italian

>>149633891
for me its bourbon

>>149633902
america perfected italian "cuisine"

>>149633912
nah

>>149633875
umps riding freos cock hard today
that black haired ump faggot is a plant tasked with keeping another non cucktorian peem from making the finals, failed today
suffer you dumb cunt

>>149633891
based and parmy-pilled. get that parma shit out of here fkn victorians

>>149633915
traditional italian pizza is fucking barebones and pathetic

>>149633912
I remember the first time I watched the sopranos

>>149633929
not an argument

>>149633926
crisp

>>149633926
parmy sounds gay.

please don’t talk about food, i gambled all my food money away for this week. i’m so hungry.

>>149633874
>wine glass
based shut in

>>149633936
you would know

>>149633921
yeah they fuck over my iggs every week by officiating Harley to a different level compared to the rest of the afl but he at least has the heart to overcome the situation and knows they are just punishing him for not staying in victoria

>>149633886
>there's a purpose for i
it supposed to push the drink to the part of the tongue/palette for maximal flavor profile
t. got dragged to some shit wine tasting where they tell you all this wank

For me? Box of bbq Shapes.

love living by myself but hate having to clean

wine isn't for tasting it's for getting drunk on $3

>>149633955
sure pseud

>>149633949
agree mate, reckon Harley needs to get some running into him though. Talented as fuck but gases hard, holds the fact he's a star over the coaches. big fan though if you cunts steal MY chad iggs will be unstoppable, reckon they'll be top 4 next year anyway
t.swasn consoomer

>>149633967
angry little man aren't you

>fred

>>149633963
based aldi shopper

>>149633960
have a bunch of empties sitting on the kitchen counter because the bin is full and I haven't been arsed taking it out even though it would take about two minutes

>>149633963
Wine is mostly for curated dining experiences with appropriately matching flavours. That, and the Eucharist.
Anyone who drinks wine for its alcohol and the effects thereof is an idiot.

>umm actually its a stout glass
holy fuck you pretentious poofs just drink normal beer out of a normal glass

>>149633990
You must be over 18 to post here

>>149633963
based poor cunt
>>149633989
>curated dining experiences
this

>>149633955
they're good because you can pick the glass up (by the stem) without having your hand warm the drink
you're not a poofter who doesn't like cold beer, are you?

people that live in sydney be like
>just got my asshole plugged by a large european sex tourist i met at the mardi gras

>little limp wristed poof sips his beer for 2 hours
fucking hell kek how hard is it down a pint before it goes warm
just admit you dont like beer

No matter who we are, death is the final stop for us all. Diogo Jota’s passing is a painful reminder of how short and uncertain life truly is. May his family find strength during this difficult time. And may we all reflect and live our lives with meaning, compassion, and remembrance of our own return to our Creator

melbfags be like
>just invited my boyfriend from sydney to stick it in my arse

people that live in cucktoria be like
>just got my frappucino served the way I like it debating whether I should wear the horn rimmed or regular bifocals today maybe I'll ask mzumba my sponsored somailan after he reems my asshole either way im wearing the recycled earth friendly scarf with the sustainable wool jacket today for the street art tour with xuan xhao

>>149633971
warner just signed on for another 2 years or some shit so it wont be soon yeah we are a few more draft cycles from being good don't think top 4 next year but I wouldn't complain.

>>149633974
i'm just fuckn with ya i'd love to go and do a wine tour but that shits expensive

>>149634029
so true. then they might attend a protest for gay or abo rights or some shit lol

Remember when shitney spastics genuinely thought their dogshit team were going to win the 2022 and 2024 grand finals? LMAO

>>149634031
love the iggs mate reckon mickey o and the absolute UNIT giving him shit years ago solidified the coast to coast broship
they're raw and inexperienced but will solidify, recipe for prime bane like domination

sydney aka fagcity for homosexuals

naidoc week actually starts today
we might get another week of abo jumpers

>>149634029
Holy Mother of bunker busting TRVKE NUKE

Girl told me she doesnt date short guys. I was quiet, we agreed on a date
40mins before the date. She asked me what my height was and i deliberately told her im 5'6. She felt disappointed and told me to reschedule. I told her im already infront of her house. So she felt bad and made me wait 20 more minutes go get her makeup done and went on that date out of pity of me rocking up. When we got out of the car. She was shocked finding out i was 6ft. I schooled her for not being so harsh on my short kings in the future date went well. But at the end of the date i told her i dont want to see her anymore because shes too short for me

>>149634029
how will they ever recover

you guys have some wild imaginations

>>149634056
crisp Dhar Marnn

>>149634071
the monkeypox medication im on makes me light headed, i live in sydney btw

>>149634044
06 is my favourite premiership 05 probably our hardest loss have a brut on me

>our
what position do you play mate? Left right out? KEK

>>149634072
kek

>>149634056
nice twist at the end really liked this one storyanon

>>149633948
I would know what words sound gay?

>>149634082
I keep fucking trying to tell you cunts I'm Mark Merenda

>>149634056
>woman giving a stranger she hasn't met before her address
nice larp

>>149634079
dont stress brother, iggs are going to be a force for the next decade. short term suffering blooding the freshies, long term success.
PEOPLE OFTEN ASK US
WHO WE AAARRREEE

>>149634096
i've fucked tinder fatties who've invited me over to their place (well I invited myself) after like an hour of chatting and without fail they ALL say "I don't usually do this" yeah sure love lmao. They just send your photo to a friend in case they die but they crave the dick more than safety

>>149634106
based dragon slayer
it's been years for me now, could really go one

What is it like to go to a gay bathhouse? Im considering my options. There is a very famous one in my city. What is it like for a man who has never had sex with another man? If i get scared, will it be possible for me to simply enjoy the baths and maybe only witness the gay sex? I have been tempted by gay thoughts lately, and i am looking for a space to explore them

>>149634114
what fucks me up the most is that even though I have a normal sized gf with nice tiddies who loves me, the urge to get blind drunk and hunt some pigs is still with me.

>>149634029
>>149634053
>>149634066
Anons who don't live in Victoria be like:
>I will eternally seethe over Victoria's existence

>>149634121
As a perthite, I can confirm you'll get arse fucked if you try to back out.

>>149634123
yes, I will seethe that that godless shithole exists until the day it is swallowed by the ocean

>>149634123
dont get mad mgumbu
your english is very good by the way

ARCHERS IN YOUR ARCHES!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0fwvLXQdUc

>>149634121
Just a thought but maybe go on a few dates first before jumping into sex? A bathhouse would be pretty overwhelming for someone who hasn't had sex yet

>all these clowns that live in a glorified country town shitting on BIGtoria
HOWLING

>>149634125
I feel like backing out is the safest way to avoid an arse fucking, protect that bussy

might just make the same joke but shitter lads

Yes it's shit music posting time!!!! We all gunna party down tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Mk59if_PI

>>149634150
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEf10UO8fg

hell yeah where my vocagaze niggas we are so back
https://youtu.be/LDzLVfbscsM?si=mHPl5DSvgaUPski4

>>149634150
>>149634157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUhL416sgu0

Woahoh oh oh
Fiddling with my bumhole

might get tricked into a tizzy and seethe about victoria all day like a plaything

>>149634159
>>149634163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lv1bT9MFbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65C68DnQfMc

you guys liked deafheaven's latest?
https://youtu.be/titBPcVfY_o?si=DRdU8l9M4Lh5MMxV

what chu listening too foo?

i’m so hungry

>>149634191
sounds good kinda got a blackened vibe

>>149634191
still only like sunbather
hate their tracks with clean sections

Have you ever noticed how non-Victorians seethe about Vic in /afl/ threads, but Victorians don't seethe about Qld/NSW in /nrl/ threads?

The Footy News:
Geelong are amazing unbeatable and have the best kulcha
Collingwood are unbeatable, Nick Daicos is the Second Coming
Carlton are bad?!
Essendon are unlucky once again
This has been The Footy News as presented by Fox Footy, the Only Way to Watch.

>>149634208
>but Victorians don't seethe about Qld/NSW in /nrl/ threads?
because they do it in /afl/ instead

just scoffed down a whole bag of doritos and a jar of salsa and i instantly regret it

>>149634208
>going to nrlel threads
fuckin loser

>>149634159
this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDxJJXEX6Ng
wasn't aware it became a genre

>>149634216
the gluttonous idiot

>>149634191
sounded dope until that retarded "singing"

>>149634222
absolutely, that's a classic
there are only really a handful of good albums anyway
https://youtu.be/LCXWVymmWBs?si=g61-a0Dgnj8nuoLX

>>149634121
from experience gay casual sex hookup venues are like 60% very old lonely faggots and 40% jeets nowadays

simply do not care about this fucking game holy shit
[spoiler]but i have nothing better to do[/spoiler]

>>149634255
haha check out this loser thinking spoiler tags work on this board what a newfag

no need to be rude mate, we all make mistakes. are you doing alright?

>>149634253
good to know

third day in a row that's 5000+ calories and getting blind drunk, off the rails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr5CBixIMXc

what the fuck is a calorie

any non-meme musics

who will be coaching freo next year?

>>149634282
an expression of the energy required to heat a gram of water to boiling point

>>149634287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymBY101fxaU

>>149634291
me
ama

>>149634287
sorry mate if you're looking for three piece pub rock bands from the 90's you gotta go to /cric/

post more SLUTS

>>149634291
simmo

>>149634287
https://youtu.be/MydFq0io-tQ?si=BAHQ5f7vQtP5mXsB

>/cric/

>>149634287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9RZ3JMSvkY

>>149634305

>>149634121
If you are young and at least decent looking, you will practically get raped.

Lads, Darcy just posted

>>149634270
wtf are you eating?

the irish should invite all the palestinians to live in ireland if they care so much about them

https://archive.md/Hmti3

does this affect the future of the lions in queensland?

Who here 4/9

>>149634361
fucking how??

>>149634348
entire bottle of scotch for about 1600 cal then a whole bunch of shit, doritos, donuts and pizza

>>149633634
He covered that, it's a way to angle in to get access to your money.Think of it like a High roller in a casino, they'll ply them with free rooms, drinks etc just to keep them there and keep them gambling; because in the long run they benefit.

Same idea.

>>149634385
based robbo

>>149634385
Any actual food or just scotch and garbage?

putting on weight is impossible

>>149634402
I mean I hit my protein target for the day I just exceed it in useless carbs

>>149633875
They are the 4th best team in the league, That was already a speculative bet to begin with.

they call me cheat day bro

>>149634378
tipped essenshit, shit kilda, melshit, fred. So 5/9 actually, still horrible, yes i am retarded

imagine needing to count calories
would kick the chair if i had to do that

Urge to play black ops 3 zombies at an all time high

>>149634421
The only people who would ever need to 'count calories' are fat fucks who eat like utter shit anyway. Eat healthily and concern about calories becomes non-existent.

>>149634208
>implying there are any Victorians in /nrl/ threads

Nailed the beef brisket & roast potatoes, senpai was ecstatic

>>149634437
How many calories in that?

>>149634421
>>149634432
you've both got no fucking clue

hope shitelaide lose

>>149634437
what brand of dishwasher did you use?

anytime i watch footy i just sit and think man nick daicos would have done better there

>>149634442
It was only a small portion, bout 700g of beef and few potatoes. Never cooked one before so wasn’t sure how it’d go

>>149634421
it's valid for people who have no understanding of nutrition at all but after a certain time and you understand your own rhythm it loses it's function

>>149634451
I just told you --
she loved it

>I can't gain weight!!
>only fat cunts need to track calories
hmm

>>149634455
1100 cal easy

keksan

>>149634432
A lot of professional/high level athletes "count calories" as well. Strict diets weight targets and what not.

What's the best way to incorporate more vegetables in your diet without dedicating more time to cooking?

>>149634448
Elaborate

>>149634469
Exception to the 'rule', but you're right

>>149634470
vegetables don't exist, that's just a culinary term meaning it's edible. Don't eat plants at all

veges are a meme

>>149634479
>>149634484
Future statistics

>>149634479
I believe it's a botanical categorisation.

>>149634488
it's verifiable fact you fucking brainlet. Look at the oxalate content of these "healthy vegetables". Fucking almonds contain cyanide for fucks sake.

>>149634470
sometimes when I've been drinking and I feel like I haven't had enough fibre, I dig into a bag of lettuce like a packet of chips

I was kidnapped as a baby but I cant remember the full story

>>149634470
I eat an avocado every day

>>149634488
>future statistics
based vaxxie

retards really be out there calorie maxxing like it's a daily quest in WoW kek

what a fucking sad existence

fuck vegetables and fuck you

>>149634470
>>149634502
for a real answer: start eating carrots/celery dipped in hummus.
healthy, tastes decent, cheap. can't go wrong

>>149634505
more of a fruit really

>>149634505
avocado is a fruit

>jonno brown reckons the ball was touched

>>149634510

>>149634518
how many calories have you had today? better not go over your limit or else you'll fucking DIE LOL

>>149634523

luv me crows

>>149634526
tubby thunder fuck, the calorie calculator KEK

>>149634523
Great effort, champ.

I need to track kcals/macros because I have a huge appetite and can fucking hammer food especially tasty yummy food. Luckily that means when I lift I pack on muscle easy as. Just get fat easy as too if I'm not careful.
Appetitelets wouldn't understand.

>>149634535
post body

take it to /fit/ you fat fucks

>>149634540
post blood tests KEK

>>149634538
same, can smash food no problem and gain in the gym but get too fat in the process.

>>149634543
keep dancing for me.

im on /ck/

need a mute mat hill button

>>149634549
keep eating useless junk and disregard nutrition you fatty fat walking heart attack

>>149634501
And red meat contains verified carcinogens. Point being? Should we eat nothing at risk of trace chemicals in any food?

I just take a multivitamin in the morning and then eat slop for the rest of the day. Best of both worlds.

I'm having roast beef & veg with gravy for dinner :)

calorie counters are fucking hilarious and should always be mocked into oblivion

>>149634560
trying too hard/10

>>149634563
there's a difference between trace chemicals, which there's new evidence to support the fact that ruminant animals can breakdown shit like glyphosphate before it gets to our mouths and the fact that plants are designed for chemical warfare. What is the "acceptable" amount of cyanide you'd want to eat from almonds? Trace chemicals are everywhere but plants have evolved to try and hurt things that try to eat them.

I am a worthless dog mutt, I don't deserve to live. All I do is take love from the world and turn it to despair and hate
I am a maggot
Please kill me

Have you dead set ripper legends enjoyed the sunday ticket on fox today?

between sets

>>149634587
im an e-christian btw if that helps

>>149634563
red meat also contains all of the essential amino acids needed to support healthy life and cell function while plants have fuck all.

>bounce
more like bounce off the couch to get away from this shitshow television

God's word in my case would be that poocide is not just permitted, but a duty

could have made this a lot comfier but eh win is a win
crows good

>>149634598
not to mention the fact that very little few of the nutrients that plants do have is even bio-available to humans because of our digestive tract differentiating from monkey's

shan't be lectured to on nutrition by fucking vegans/vegetarians

>>149634585
I would ask you what the "acceptable" amount of carcinogens in red meats is. Again, should we eat nothing, when everything contains harmful chemicals?

>>149634599
haha gottem

gonna get 40 mcnuggets with 6 tubs of their aioli sauce

>>149634580
i was gonna eat dinner but ive already hit my calorie limit today (ate a lot of krispy kreme doughnuts) so im not allowed to intake anymore or else i will be so fat

Drink 2-3L of full cream milk a day.

I'd dig a big hole, put you in it and then use it as a long drop til you finally succumbed

>>149634613
stop dodging the fact that plants are designed to hurt what eats them. red meat is not, that's just the fault of corporate agriculture and if the coof has taught people anything it's that there are cheap and effective anti-fungals that counteract cancer, which is just an intra-cellular parasite.

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

FUCKING SICK OF IT
HAD A FUCKING GUTFUL

/afl/ - shit takes on any topic you can think of

>>149634620
based big lad

I literally have this entire general on a string with my shit takes, which is a shame and a sign that this sport is fucking SHIT

>>149634622
>no sources
that's fine
no reply

G'day cobbers, it's Prime Minister Anthony Albanese here, just wanted to say: keep up the great work in this general. It's a really terrific thread.
Cheers!

>>149634622
>plants dont want to be eaten by bees

>>149634615
Enjoy mate, nice little 2000 calorie snack

Just shoved a cucumber up me bum. Now going to make it into some tzatziki that I will gift to my neighbour that I don't really like.

>>149634638
Thanks albo, we're loving your work

>>149634651
based not wasting food after hitting your daily calorie limit

>calorie counting is le bad
why do you always shit on any attempt at self improvement whatsoever?

>>149634638
where is my state mandated gf you prick

>>149634636
>it's my job to prove you aren't retarded
sorry that's not how I want to spend my time, thanks for your concession though.

>>149634622
Oxalates are completely innocuous for the vast majority of people.
>The World Health Organization (WHO) has classified processed meat as carcinogenic (Group 1) and red meat as probably carcinogenic (Group 2A) to humans. This classification is based on evaluations by the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC). While red meat is considered "probably carcinogenic," processed meat is classified in the highest risk category, alongside substances like tobacco and asbestos

I await your baseless rejection of the WHO and IARC.

>>149634665
>The WHO
kek
KEK
K E K

>>149634661
sure thing bud you're so clever you deserve to be treated like the genius you are.
you can't handle a single debate you weak fuck

>>149634665
>"probably carcinogenic"
>processed meat is classified in the highest risk category, alongside substances like tobacco and asbestos
the absolute state of you

>>149634665
damn bro looks like it's bugburgers from here on out!

Meat eaters are dumb, generally right wing, religious and conspiracy theorists. And overweight obviously.

got this WHO sperg on a string lads

>>149634669
>>149634671
No arguments, huh?

>>149634671
you do not know what probably means when used in a scientific research context. you are an autistic man child who takes everything literal

>>149634678
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

wish i could eat a pussy

why arent we talking about the footy?

Din dins

>>149634715
crows erasure

wish i could eat a foot

>>149634712
based chinaman

lucyaura Taboo QoS Mommy Teaches Son about BNWO with BBC

Shut up mate. Just shut up. You are not funny. We never laugh at your posts.

Your step-mother has fully embraced the BNWO. She has even gotten your step-sister and step-father to worship BBC. Your step-father is now a sissy cuck for BBC. Your step-mother is now covered in QoS and BNWO tattoos. Watch as she breaks down how your family is now a Black New World Order family who will all serve big black cocks together. She talks about how your step-sister is already black bred and your step-father is on a path of no return as sissy cuck. Your step-mom shows off her new Queen of Spades tattoos while explaining the taboo BNWO life you must now live. Do you like mommy’s new QoS tattoos? Her BBC bull even comes in and fucks her face right in front of your eyes. Mommy worships huge cock right there in front of you. Time for you to embrace this step-son. Time for you to also become a locked little sissy with your own BNWO tattoos. Your life changes right now for mommy. Time for hormones, sissification, piercings, and tattoos. Mommy will teach you to suck BBC cock. Mommy will help you modify your body. Most importantly, mommy will teach you to take big black cock in your sissy ass till it’s ruined and ready for black kings. Now, be a good sissy bitch for Mommy and watch as she takes her bull.

>>149634721
how many calories are in a foot?

>>149634732
looking into this

What set him off?

I’ll be going on a 5 day road trip for work starting tomorrow, should be fun

>>149634738

Rec me a kino you fucking mentally ill retards

>>149634792
shoujo kyoiku

>>149634718
>The term “French fries” originated from American soldiers who, during World War I, encountered the fries while in French-speaking southern Belgium. The soldiers referred to the food as “French fries” despite them not actually being in or from France, only that French is commonly spoken there.
The genius of American geographical knowledge strikes again.

>A woman has reportedly lost her arm after she was bitten by a lion at a Queensland zoo

>A cyclist has died after colliding with a bus at Sydney’s popular Taronga Zoo, with traffic diversions now in place.

ITS HAPPENING

>>149634756
im going on one too, from adelaide, 14 hour drive near alice springs

>>149634756
four dayer for me down south then back to fucking kalgoorlie the week after

>>149634792
red rocket

Might rewatch Mad Men.

>>149634806
Melbournezoobros look out!

>>149634806
>after she was bitten by a lion at a Queensland zoo
A staff member or was some retard sticking their arm in the cage?

>>149634824
let us know how the coffee tastes at piney m8

If I had to lose an arm 'lion attack' would be a pretty baller way to do it.

masturbation is natural

>>149634863
nta but would you believe me if I said I had actually been to pine gap?

>>149634893
yep i would believe you

imagine trying to convince people not to eat meat. why don't you jump out a plane and try to convince gravity not to drop you so fast

>>149634896
the canteen is pretty good there but they cater a lot to the preferences of all the burgers glowies who inhabit the place

mate we fucking moved on from the off-topic meat posts to off-topic pine gap posts

Meat-eaters sure do love their strawmans and false equivalences.

>>149634908
does ventia run the canteen

fuck im starving cunt

more of a swan island man me

>>149634938
based chinese 'tourist' who floated across 'accidentally' and couldn't be found for over 8 hours evading security

tommy sauce on tendies y/n

y

remember when they were going to be renamed freedom fries?

>>149634965
why would rename chicken tenders to freedom fries

>>149634933
nah some american mob
looks like you could apply to work there if you really wanted to lol
https://www.seek.com.au/Amentum-jobs/in-Alice-Springs-NT-0870?jobId=85256543&type=promoted

>>149634787
How is corn pie a dessert? Someone needs to tell Asians their desserts are shit.

remember when north melbourne were gonna use their "war chest"

what's the best brand of frozen tenders

>>149634999
based north hater

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14874287/Christina-Formella-teacher-accused-raping-teen-misogyny.html

>WE MUST BAN FEMALE TEACHERS FROM SCHOOLS !!!!1!1!!

I wasn't talking to you mate

where were these teachers when i was school iykwim lol

>>149635035
based home schooled kid

imagine fucking the hot teacher 50 times what a fucking chad

nick daicos lol

>>149635025
>Christina Formella, 30, a former special education teacher accused of raping a teenager more than 50 times, now claims she is the victim of misogyny
>She reportedly told police that her former pupil accused her of rape simply because she is 'good looking'
Your verdict, /afl/?

when I was HS there was a hot young teacher who taught Japanese (she was white)
on an excursion to a Japanese restaurant one day me and another kid kept flicking rice and chopsticks and shit at this autistic kid. The next time I saw that teacher she used her looks against like she was trying to seduce me, and she got me to dob on the kid who was doing it with me

>women can rape
Who on earth believes this

I had a english teacher that was so pretty and nice, she was lovely

i was flirting relentlessly with the milf teacher at the 10y reunion but nothing came of it, reckon she was happily married and valued her job (and there were rumours she previously got in trouble for being too close to a student before my time)

i wish a woman would foot rape me

>Teacher was planning to steal her husband's money and run off with the special ed kid

>teacher at a reunion
is this standard??

Women can rape if they are aiding a male rapist

I fucked at least 10 female school teachers, beginning in grade 5.

>>149635143
nonce

>grade
foy

>>149635143
yeah alright mate time for bed

what does foy mean?

i fukt my kindagarden teacher bruz

>>149635152
What retarded state are you from?

>>149635163
nsw (Syd)
I have two dads btw

>>149635163
mate, dont go there. because you're the odd one out, in this thread. we say year, not grade.

>>149635170
Who is "we"? dumb interstaters?

my educational institution called our progressional years Ascension Stratum

>>149635170
We also say potato cakes.

>>149635178
mate, final warning, you do NOT wanna take it any further than this, we will rip you to shreds.

i went to an all boy school and there were a few hot teachers, but there was this one that acted like a ditzy slut, she was really shameless. everyone fawned over her but she disgusted me despite fantasing about raping her in the middle of class.

being a teacher would be so hellish

primary school = grade
secondary school = year

>foy

we always said year not grade

the newfriend appears to be seething

its grade cause your work gets graded idiot

how come we haven’t built a bridge to tasmania?

no one says grade, go back seppo

scallops, year, marker's up

>>149635219
australian tradies are trash

I got bad grades all throughout my schooling kek

>>149635219
the roaring forties

i had a hot teacher in year prep

do americans say parmi or pama

>>149635219
why would you want to go to tasmania?

>>149634806
bet it was some bug eater trying to get close for a selfie

>>149635182
crizp Qoizabaxxum

>>149635227
I got bad years all throughout my schooling kek*

never forget the Australian music they took from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3qK0iPWBR8

how come we haven't built a space elevator yet?

parmo, servo, bottleo, footo

We said marks up

You cunts are a pack of deadset retards

we didn't have a mark when I was a lad. couple of rory's though and they were massive dickheads.

ADELAIDE CROWS: Mature comeback win.
BRISBANE LIONS: Offensive game back.
CARLTON: Have fallen apart.
COLLINGWOOD: Punishing Blues sweet.
ESSENDON: Glimpses of future.
FREMANTLE: Midfield a problem.
GEELONG: Classic late-season thumping.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Had to. Did.
GWS GIANTS: Handy percentage boost.
HAWTHORN: Avoided banana peel.
MELBOURNE: Wasn’t it touched?
NORTH MELBOURNE: Honourable anniversary fight.
PORT ADELAIDE: Gap to contenders.
RICHMOND: Rest up, Lalor.
ST KILDA: Gotta keep Nas.
SYDNEY SWANS: Just keep winning.
WEST COAST EAGLES: A step backwards.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Defence still concerning.

>>149635251
unions innit

Cease the cuss words

>>149635251
not needed, already have anti grav

what the fuck does foy mean

wait I just realized
foy = fuck off yank

>>149635284
some massive sperger made is own term because anything american causes him to spaz out

>>149635290
it's a cricism

mopped the kitchen floor

>>149635284

>>149635240
>I JUST LOOOOOVE THE ARTSY RUSTIC FEEL OF TASMANIA. I LOOVE THE FRESH PRODUCE AND THE RUGGED LANDSCAPES. I MIGHT EVEN GO TO MONA, BECAUSE IM ARTSY LIKE THAT! OH HOW CULTURED! ITS LIKE A LITTLE SLICE OF SCANDINAVIA RIGHT ON OUR DOORSTEP!!!

>>149635277
>FREMANTLE: Midfield a problem.
shouldn't have brought back O'Meara

>DARK MOFO!

>>149635300
I bet her the poos she squeezes out of her tight pink sphincter are nice and warm.

>>149635284
Fuck off yank I'm guessing

I believe many of you might be better suited for Reddit

who hurt you blokes

>>149635240
rekon there's some dark shit going on down there, the rugged area mansions scream old money who don't want to be bothered by the cattle

why is /afl/ so bitter and mean-spirited

wtf robert pattinson batman on 9go, film released in 2022 how is that even possible

I used to enjoy 9 Go but I dont have telly anymore and havent for years. I liked watching Regular Show and they had Adult Swim on there for a bit. Good movies every now and then

>>149635327
We're a bunch of angry bastards with severe and deep-seated psychological issues. We are violent criminals and bow to no man. You don't like it, you can fuck off back to where you came from.

>>149635230
We call them boomers over here, lad.

as a kid we all wanted to be american

>>149635366
an effective psyop

>>149635366
america is satanic and americans are retarded

as a kid i wanted to be happy

>>149635378
an effective psyop

new
>>149614557
>>149614557
>>149614557

>>149635327
Sunday wagie depression

>>149635366
90s Americans were cool. They really lost the plot around 2000.

>>149635344
Horrible larp, 2/10 - try harder

the Paul McCartney song live and let die, the part where he says "When you were young And your heart was an open book You used to say, "Live and let live" (You know you did You know you did You know you did)" pissed me the fuck off because I never fucking said that shit

*puts a curious and exploratory finger over my clitoral hood*

I really need to start making money

>>149635366
9/11 was the change for globo-homo, the US cash cow had served it's purpose and from them on they attempted to drain it

just saw darcy moore at wet on wellington

God I love having sex with beautiful women

>>149635428
no me i don’t

>>149635417
Have you considered getting a job?

>>149635448
Thinking about getting a disability instead.

>>149635448
cant get a job unless you have connections

>>149635425
bit early mate

>>149635448
Tried to, but I'm unemployable

the centerlink lady said my 3rd leg wasnt a disabily but she gave me hen number ;)

>>149635428
this but big beautiful women

>>149635455
>>149635461
What actions have you done to get a job?

>>149635366
speak for yourself dickhead
I've always loathed the self-important pricks

havent seen the batman since I saw in cinema when it came out

gen z views money fundamentally differently to the rest of the world as they were brought up on crypto, interesting times ahead. Hope the QFS schizo's are right

>>149635448

>>149635480
Applied for many jobs

>>149635484
the irony of you sounding like the biggest self-important dickhead ITT should not be lost on you.

>>149635498
And? Exactly what have you done to make yourself more employable?

never wanted to be american
australia is better in every way
many cannot accept this trvke

that stoned got something in my teeth going to floss it out till my mouth is sawn in half fixation

Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America

>>149635510
t. zoomer

You don't know what it was like to grow up in the 80s/90s with all the American television shows while you were stuck in boring old Australia.

>>149635219
i think about this frequently
then again nz doesn't even have a bridge between its islands iirc

oh nevermind it was a piece of popcorn kernel fuck my mouth feels amazing rn

where's the guy who posts next weeks games

I have no talents or abilities. I have never been good at anything in my entire life.

>>149635524
New Zealand is on a different continental plate.

whatever happened to Agro

>>149635510
>australia is better in every way
No freedom of speech protection is a cancer. We don't even have a bill of rights.

>>149635543
this is what they took from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys

>bill of rights

>>149635510
there are states in the US where you can legally shoot alphabet boys paying a no knock visit

I will never fit in. I will never be a "normal" Australian.

>alphabet boys

people still don't understand that we are the testing ground or NWO slop, why do you think Port Arthur was so effective, I will never forgive boomers for pissing everything we had away

>>149635559
Outtakes.
>>149635543
Would get sued to oblivion for sexual harassment.

>>149635577
tbհ I kekked at your post

>>149635543
based protagonist from shadow of the colossus

freddo frogs are outrageously based

The Bill of Rights really helped all those US Citizens Obama drone'd or the one's Trump's deporting for not being nice enough to Israel. Fucken Bill of Rights, my sides.

>>149635600
>y-yuh outtakes
so fucking what mate, it's still the spirit they've killed

I'm a deadset worthless cunt I shouldn't be alive absolute waste of space gutless maggot
Please kill me

>>149635638
crisp entire collingwood list

>>149635600
>outtakes
ok mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htLQwSx6Bg

>>149635638
I'd suck your dick

Oh and of course the peaceful protestors Biden locked up for years.

Interested in your views on the recent politics
What should we do about childcare safety?

Ban childcarers and lock the kids in rooms with secure camera feeds. Works well enough for youf detention and if it only saves one child from being raped or forcefed semen covered food by a homosexual furry then it's worth it.

>>149635663
only cute girls aged 17-22 with a police clearance

why do people get pregnant when they don't even want children

>>149635716

meth mostly

footy?

auskick

>>149635716
There is nothing more important than a woman's right to get creampied in the cunt whenever she wants and then kill the resulting child.

>>149635510
>australia is better in every way
list them

>>149635663
ban children
no children? no child abuse

>>149635594
Notice how the never show footage from the mask days anymore? Like it never even happened.

How many childcare workers have gotten away with being molesterers though? Quite possibly a shocking amount and you would never know.

>>149635677
>camera feeds
People end up getting the ip address and watching them.

>Send your kid off to childcare
>It ends up being the star attraction for online creeps to masturbate to
No thank you.

>>149635792
Any retard that actually took the vax is ashamed of the past as they're now prescient about how stupid and unthinkingly compliant they were so they just want to forget. No mindless moron wants to confront the fact that they're a sheep.

>>149635766
fewer joggers and HECS are the only ones I can think of
people are quick to bring up the medical system but ours is pretty fucking shit too, just for different reasons

>>149635614
it should be the horse asking what happened to its master

>>149635821
>people are quick to bring up the medical system but ours is pretty fucking shit too, just for different reasons
How much does medicare even cover now? Nowhere around me seems to be bulk billing. I rarely have to go to the doctors but last two times I did most of it came out of my pocket. I bet it's even worse now.

>>149635821
>medical system but ours is pretty fucking shit too, just for different reasons
Over there you're forced to work for some slave driver if you want medical coverage otherwise you die/go bankrupt.
Here you'll just need to wait a few months.

>>149635834
>Going to the GP instead of the emergency department
kek. That was just the idiot tax you paid.

>>149635792
they're wanting to ban masks and face coverings now because of "antisemitism". so they don't want you to remember.

>>149635860
>go to outpatient
>get triaged
>spend six hours in a waiting room next to a bunch of drunks, druggies and foreigners
reckon it's worth the gap payment mate but you do you.

>>149635792
crazy right
>>149635811
>Any retard that actually took the vax is ashamed of the past as they're now prescient about how stupid and unthinkingly compliant they were
this, my friends laughed at me when I showed them my fake check in app for the gym but there is one especially who seethes hard because his lymph nodes fucked up after the vax, he doesn't hate me but he's just angry "a retard like me" could see through the bullshit and stay strong enough for 2 years to ward it off

>>149635951
>Complain about paying
>Justify paying
Might want to get a bipolar diagnosis when you're next there.

>>149635977
I'm not the bloke asking about bulk billing, I'm simply pointing out that you're a fucking idiot who's never been to an emergency room.

RC, save us from this off-topic shitfest of a thread

rc ran away like a bitch

RC is building a space shuttle in the NT.

I'll see you in the NT iykwim

>>149635811
>>149635968

>>149636055
I know you're trolling but I have more than a handful of personal experiences that have left me with no doubt that these people pushed poison on the populace.

>>149635834
I went to my local cause i burned my hand last monday night & apparently it was the last night they were bulk billing. hadn't been there in like 3 years

>>149635811
r/iamverysmart

you can't profit if they drop like flies
fuck off you dumb cunt

>>149636055
it's meant to fuck the next gen from having kids as AI becomes more prevalent, you short term thinking coom brain

>>149636090
>more than a handful
sorry that happened to you but that is a unique experience and i hope you can resolve your trauma

thoughts and prayers

>>149636055
>>149636100
samefag

>97% of aussies are vaxxed

>>149636055
kek
make sure you're up to date on your booster shots!
what number are we up to now? 7? 8?

>>149635792
>ynr remember Tiffany Dover "fainting" on camera

>>149636108
this is the leap in logic that gets me. why does the farmer want to kill his cattle? they need people to buy shit, to make shit, to continue to make the line go up forever.

>>149636120
they paying you good in Pine Gap?

>>149636128
maybe but I doubt it, depends how many doses you count.

>>149636131
had my booster + flu every year. due for my ADT this year too. still alive wtf

>>149636143
>why does the farmer want to kill his cattle?
because with advances in AI they need a smaller herd. You're assuming that all the useless eaters serve a function. If their job can be automated then they aren't needed, that's why the children of vaxxed millennial's will suffer premature ovarian failure. TPTB don't need a big flock any more

>>149636174
it's sad that you have moved the goalposts so far that you have to brag about taking an experimental "vaccine" for a virus with a 99.99999% survival rate
and you're acting like you're the smart one! unbelievable

>>149636143
it's a death cult m8. more humans have now been aborted than all the deaths from war in all of history. gdp number go up means nothing at the highest levels.

So Dr. Chud, when exactly will the "vax" kill me?

>>149636194
that was a cracker

>>149636150
they paying you well in st petersburg?

ah of course, being against a rushed gene therapy is a russian psyop

>>149636210
they paying you well in langley

unvaxxed never wore the mask. had covid.
still alive wtf

Just woke up from my nap what's tonights spergout?

>>149636210
you really keeping that storyline up?

>>149636219
so you're allowed to just say pine gap with no questions but as soon as i use the same thing but you don't like it you have a little spaz.

your logic is flawed and you couldn't pass a grade 4 NAPLAN test

>>149636238
clearly not the footy

ive almost drowned to death on three separate occasions. once in a pool, once in a river, once in the ocean

>>149636238
calorie counting and the typical glowie division tactics

>>149636260
from the river to the sea

Spergout has been all right tonight. Good effort, lads.

>>149636251
this poster >>149636150 is not me
you're right though, five eyes would not bother with something this stupid

>>149636251
Pine Gap exists mate, the safety tests for mRNA do not.

going to bed

>glowies revving Pine Gap
>Mt. Zion right next to it
I see you, tribe shitters.

>>149636260
learn to swim nigger

>>149636107
meant for
>149636194
>149636206

>>149636283
yeah it exists as a satellite comms station lol. you just reckon that's the only place they hide their online shills? that's it? pine gap? right there? couldn't be done from any terminal station kek. fuck you retards make me laugh with how naive you are on life. read one thing and think you have some insider knowledge kek. laughable stock of retards.

>>149636260
Speed running every type of body of water?

>>149636232
t-t-that's just russian disinformation you fucking chud

if you dont watch porn you're a weird fuck

haven't watched a movie in fucking ages. i always mean to but by the time i get around to it it's to late to put one on. reckon i went a good decade where i'd watch a movie every single day sometimes 3 or 4.

i like watching sexy women with big butts farting

>>149636347
for me its selena loca

For me? Squatting over a mirror and dropping my guts.

>>149636330
this but unironically
misinformation is russias field of operation and denial of this is to accept you are naive

>>149635543
agro fuck yourself

Glowies being disgusting again.

what happened to on-top discussion only?

>>149636260
sounds poetic

>>149636341
I never really got into the streaming services, only watch a few movies a year in cinema but they are mostly good. last year only saw dune & nosferatu

Might punish my knob.

>russia is so powerful it controls the white house, every right of center media personality and all the fake tradies in melbourne but cannot annex the poorest most corrupt shithole in europe

>>149636314
trying too hard mate

playing the glowie card is cringe and weak and informs me that you have nothing left in the tank and wish to exit the conversation in the only way you feel like you 'win' kek

weak illogical dickhead

>>149636405
it's complicated, Russia and China are GOAT superpowers now but the tribe is trying to provoke them to go nuclear. current US doesn't want that smoke and knows the tribe are disgusting but they have to play is out slowly, eventually all the armies of the world will march on Israel, inshallah.

What exactly is a "glowie"?
Why do you think there are "glowies" posting in this thread?

>>149636444
Mental illness.

>>149636260
WHERE'S YOUR VISA
>>149636321
no but steven bay iykwim haha

>>149636394
i went straight from dvds to torrents. never got the streaming service meme.

>>149636405
wanna stick to the topic or just bring in everything else like a female? dumb bitch

>>149636341
i'm addicted to collecting and cataloguing them on my server but can't motivate myself to watch them.

>>149636444
how fucking new are you?

ATTENTION SPASTIC IDIOTS
what's the story with a vape prescription? It is as easy to game as the weed one?

>>149636468
i'm not even who you were arguing with just pointing out how retarded you sound

>>149636479
hold old are you for your brain to be conditioned this badly

i am legitimately unemployable

>>149636526
based glowie

>>149636477
literally LITERALLY me
built a big fuck off nas and filled it now i barely watch anything

>>149636491
just go to a fucking tobacconist or american lollies shop you absolute fucking spastic

>>149636491
Nice try fed.

>hold old

>>149636491
if you have to ask us you are fucking clueless and don't deserve either you fucking retard

- Wars and rumors of wars
- Nation rising against nation
- Famines, pestilences, and earthquakes
- Persecution of believers
- False prophets and deception
- Lawlessness and fading love
- The gospel preached to all nations

>>149636548
Christ is King

>>149636444
>What exactly is a "glowie"?
(You)

I have never smoked or vaped and never will

>vape prescription
lol
lmao
kek

>>149636566
same hey
*rips bong*

wish i had been friends with the nerdy types in high school

Why is the coming of the jewish messiah sound like project blue beam?

>>149636589
I'm so retarded I had a nerdy asian girl torrent anime and put in on a CD for me and I didn't realize she did this because she wanted me, fucking retard I was lmao

im not fit for society

>>149636593
it's the hail mary the masons need for a one world government

nicotine is a nasty substance and sinks it's hooks very very far inside of your brain. it's an extremely evil substance

Big fan of nicotine, not a fan of cooking my lungs, though.

>>149636676
same that's why I'm a snus man

im a loner and a outcast

nicotine & gambling have been pushed very hard upon this generation, not to say that every other generation doesn't struggle with them

i like smoking
i actively look forward to being an even bigger burden on the taxpayer through the healthcare system

Minty fresh after brushing my teeth

finna get this badboy to 800

that being said I would probs rather be around those types than squares

Wank to some asmr on the cards.

Any porn addicts in?

>>149636736
Yep

>>149636726
lust her so much

>>149636629
that's interesting since the illuminati and thus the masons was formed in part by jacob frank a false messiah

i like to drink by myself, it makes me happy

annie knight

>>149636726
Too bad she looks like utter shit these days.

>>149636761
You're hurting your body

>>149636793
You're hurting your mind

>>149636761
Crisp me 4-7 years ago.

>>149636771
this, I see some good old photos occassionally but she has truly been hollywoodified

>>149636726
alien lookn slut

>>149636653
I had a dream about smoking some magical cigarettes

>>>/ck/21445890

they reckon that in perth the bunnings snag comes with a bun, not a slice of bread

>>149636927
Sounds utterly limp.

>>149636927
It doesn't.

>bunnings snags
>democracy sausage

I’ve saved up so many annual leave hours that my boss and I are getting monthly emails about how I should be using them. Hehehehe she’ll probably be like ‘mate you need to take some time off’ and I’ll be like ‘nah mate don’t wanna’ hehehe

>>149636954
never understood the retarded normie hype around this
they use the worst ingredients because they're the cheapest yet now expect you to pay $3-4 for a sanga

>she

>>149636927
Perth here I've had both.

Do you reckon new immigrants would be drafted or just us born here?

>>149636998
OFF BY ONE

I am just SO sad all the time

nick daicos's team is on top of the ladder

I am very very angry all the time

Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh Mandy

>>149637026
probably against their culture. in fact it would be racist to enlist them. it's okay though they can look after the women while all the aussies are off at war.

Went to bed early tonight

>>149637074
based harley reid

>>149636927
sounds like a hot dog just with a cooked snag innit lad

I'm a complete fucking maniac

>>149636128
Feels good to be so unique.

>>149636938
ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS iykwim haha

>>149637110
based tom lynch

>>149637110
applied for euthanasia yet mate

>>149636194
You thought you were going to die from a cold so jabbed yourself with untested, experimental medication. Imagine trying to take the high road.

Mad that chris scott is still in his 40s

love my sister more than anyone else in the world
she's the only person in the entire length, breadth, depth or chronology of the universe I'll ever share the same DNA with

>>149637161
brad too, crazy

https://youtu.be/PDpZpj2A3F4

>>149637202
>love my sister more than anyone else in the world
i love your sister more than anyone else in the world too iykwim haha

>>149637221
I was introduced to this by a skate video

last for bombies

>>149637202
Is she fuckable? How is her pit game? What about her cockhandling skills? What's her cunt look like? She's not fat is she?

Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey,
On my vacation away from workie

Got a real stinker of a shit brewing.

If you guys had to live in America, what state would you choose? I think I’d go for North Carolina

>>149637303
For me, it's Ohio

>>149637303
I’d live in a dry county in a bible belt state

>>149637243
t. not her bf who just broke up with her and made her cry

>>149637278
I'll bop you cunt

>>149637303
Couldn't pay me to do it.

NEW THIS ONE HIT BUMP LIMIT
>>149637373
>>149637373
>>149637373
>>149637373

>>149637303
florida
no state income tax + guns + latinas

>>149637379
Fuck off, mate. Going for 800.

fuck we hit bump limit that's crazy

>>149637405
>>149637421
glowies

Who is this freshie?

Not me glowie.

USE THIS ONE THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF PAGE 10
>>149637373
>>149637373
>>149637373
>>149637373

>>149637511
Gobble a knob.

>>149637379
fucking larrikin you got me again
shan't be going to /nrl/ thoughbeitever

POST SHIT MUSIC!!!!!!!

>>149637678
Too busy wanking.

>>149637735
PLEASE

Haven't had Sultana Bran for about a week and haven't had a good shit in about three days.

>>149637761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxbewuvUoaQ&ab_channel=KBSKpop

eat more bread and greens, sultana bran is unhealthy slop full of sugar

>>149637766
really only need water and sodium tbqhwy but fibre can help

>>149637766
For me? No metamucil for a month. Been nothing but slop every day.

I think i'm gunna go out Chad Fletcher style just book a trip to vegas and go out in premiership style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2WR80aQpyk&ab_channel=BULLDOGSFOOTYHIGHLIGHTS

>>149637793
*blocks your path*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

Night, poo jabbers.

>>149637921
Night, dung puncher.

>>149637921
night pine gap glowdigger iykwim haha

I think the whisky is fighting the flu virus.

>>149637921
toodle-oo, doughtnut punchee

Now that he's gone can we talk about Nick Daicos?

no, we can all go to bed and forget this thread ever existed

>>149638257
I woke up at at 7pm mate.

>>149638366
based nontradie larping as a tradie for pal's attention