another year, another brilliant trade chain that ultimately doesn't materialize and there was no plan b
>>149634948Them and Luleรฅ
bunt
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remember Michael Bunting?
Almost farted but at the last second I could tell it was actually a marner in disguise
>>149635117cant be too careful these days
speaking of calgary
when is conroy gonna do something?
GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PLANET MARNER
>>149635624Apparently we got real good offers for Anderson but he didn't want to leave
>>149635624Heโs gonna trade another good player for peanuts thatโll win a cup
It's time for Vancouver to win it next year
>>149636030hey that's your GM you're talking about there
Imagine doubting connie after having seen him cook for 2 straight years
how thick can you be
it's a wordle just for /hoc/ today
>>149636124Retard is 6 letters though
>>149636114please share the fine dish that he has prepared with the class
>>149636933looks like something served in a soup kitchen
>>149637029You know I like unfiltered, Gary you piece of shit!
>>149637029you're not drinking monster instead of a hot beverage are you? you need to ASCEND
>>149637130I prefer orange monster to coffee
>>149637712as a fattie would
>>149637750I never knew coffee was slimming
Good morning, /hoc/.
>laffs
>>149636551perfect on connections
>>149637858Yeah who knew a drink containing zero calories was good for weight loss?
>>149638171happy sunday, love
what are your plans for today?
>>149641314/hoc/ should buy the teddies and rename them the teddies
>>149642307Trevor timmons was the absolute fucking worst, set us back a decade
>>149634910 (OP)the sea dogs updated their logo
>>149642307maybe the b was for bad
>>149643041do you think nic roy will get 102 points this year?
>>149642974nope, sucking off Trevor timmons, thought to be a god of scouting, complete fraud. Frankly bob gainey too
>>149643041hoob had 100 points once
>>149641641/hoc/ should use that money to buy the /hoc/ mansion instead
I've never seen anyone on my team get 100 points or 49 goals and frankly I don't care to
>>149644202true you play for the logo on the front not the name on the back
Chris Kreider scored 52 goals once now he's a duck
>>149644202those are your jets
>>149644452my habbies unfortunately
>>149643541me and jen get the master bedroom
>>149644569its kinda sad, yeah
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>>149645270>our thoughts are with themwhat does that even mean?
>>149645270I watched an interview of one of the dads walking along the river and the debris looking for his daughter. It was really sad.
hi bros
>>149635117we don't call those here buddy
>>149645292I once left a marner in a flying j restroom that mcdevastated the plumbing, causing a similar heartbreaking flood. my thoughts and prayers were with the poor wagies that would have to clean it up
>>149645362Seethe you fat Mexican lol
>>149634910 (OP)Canada is gay for keeping American teams from hosting the Memorial Cup
>>149645270i didn't even know central texas was sick
>>149636030Placing bets right now, Coronato, Zary or Parrekh will be traded to a โsouthernโ team and do well there because Calgary is a shithole
will k'fatherliss jogger fix the canes defense for good this time?
>>149645362It was pretty explosive and nasty, I painted the toilet with marner
>>149646807not what it's called i'm afraid
underarmour is taking over next year in chl
>>149646950Based I wear underarmor compression shorts
>>149646948I was trying to think of what caused it but then I remembered I went to the sketchy jeet hortons yesterday and that'll for sure give you explosive marners
>>149646969why do runners wear those things anyway?
>>149643537It was actually 115 points and it was only 4 seasons ago
>>149647042He was on a good team now heโs on a shit team
I let out a nasty eggy Stone so I needed to run to the Eichel quick before I let out a monstrous Marner in my pants.
>>149647042surely hes broken 70 points since then, right?
They're making a documentary about my sex life its called 28 Seconds Later
Watching a board of education meeting from my hometown. Boomers have been melting down at each other over whether they should install artificial turf or not for 15 years now
Might put on that 8 part documentary on Emma Watson's reproductive prime
>>149647035Because youโll rip your underwear if you donโt. Theyโre better than wearing a jockstrap
Might put on that nobody asked.
Theyve discovered the /hoc/ creature
>>149647689Cope Stephen had it with trb
>>149634910 (OP)Why are the Lethbridge Hurricanes so terrible? They're one of the older teams in the CHL yet they've had literally no success or top draft picks emerge from their program to show for it.
I'd argue that clicking on the thread during the off-season is a form of asking
>>149634910 (OP)What's going on here?
i run naked through the woods for my cardio
>>149647856i don't consider them canadian
>>149647766Non-consensual sex doesn't count
i come to /hoc/ with hot takes, never questions
>>149647920Cope trb enjoyed it
>>149647347The drama in my hometown is whether they can pave the public walking trail
Whatโs on the jukebox for my hot 3.5 hour drive home lads?
>>149647856frozen swamps and impoverished injuns
>>149647856No one wants to live around the giant eyesore OHL logo.
>>149648065this despite being near the first english settlements in north american
one wonders what may have been if the french hadnt destroyed most of it
>>149648053if the singer isn't a lesbian who peaked in the 90s, im not listening
>>149648043Sid needs to wear a red speedo so we can make a proper comparison
>>149648113canada would be a much better country if the english had done something about q*ebec early on. truly the hebrews of the north.
>>149648053This is /mu/ around 2013/14 right? Sunbather and Immunity are the newest albums on there.
>>149648201I guess so. /mu/ peaked around then
>>149647008>>149647086we don't call it those dumbass
>>149647347they fired the superintendent :(
Since when did Andersson not be shit and become good?
Lou Lamoriello would've sat on his ass, never traded Dobshit, never drafted anyone worth while and probably would've given Brazeau and Jeannot those contracts.
>>149648903Since he got hit by that bus in Detroieet or whatever
>>149648774Paul Marner is here.
https://youtu.be/Caj0G0CVOYc
Why didn't your daddy buy you a hockey team to do whatever you wanted with when you were 17-years old?
Brad Treliving says the free agent pool is looking โthinner and thinnerโ when it comes to replace the hole at the top six spot with Marner out. Sounds like having cap space and the possibility of a trade down the road may be the play for them.
Sounds like the Leafs are done for the day
>>149649241flatter and flatter...
>>149649241>Sounds like the Leafs are doneYes, since 1967.
>>149603145i know someone who likes teenage boys too
>>149649568Cope they made a big splash
>>149649736they're gary's children
>>149649202How did that turn out again????
THAT'S why.
I know the leafs wasted a 2nd rounder on Scott Laughton, but couldn't they trade a first and try and get a proven stud?
>>149649753italian excellence
>>149649777maybe on planet gary
>>149635080Bro I just realized we have the same song too!!!
https://youtu.be/RISCIniKt4k?t=354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ID99vMp-0
I fucking love Luleรฅ and I fucking the Flames.
>italians = excellent
woke has gone too far
>>149650139Being the creator of apehoop isn't something to brag about.
>>149650139Didn't ask, fag.
>>149650303_/ _/ _/ _/
>>149650303go play handball, sissy
>>149650347A gang of walkball players would beat the living crap out of a gang of apehoop players
>>149650303it's a great game, unfortunately it got ruined as well as being rigged for the talls, but shooting hoops with the boys is a good time
>>149650704Looking cute Anon! :)
It's make it or break it for Fabian Lysell
>>149650704anime girls in hockey jerseys used to mean something before slop came along
>>1496498391993 kwab no milly *dabs*
>>149651366360noscoped his ass
>>149651366>>149651513and then you turned off your xbox and cried yourself to sleep
Woke up with the worst marner ache. Was on the edge of fainting for 20 minutes. Had the cold sweats going and everything. Released the marner and then felt better
>>149651976more coffee and fiber bud
My Marner is late for his shift
>>149652178Sorry I've been tampering
>>149651976I've had those. The last one I had to pull down a couple of bath towels after wiping the worst of the Marner and lie in fetal position on the bathroom floor until the cold sweats and pain were gone
>>149652207that was like two decades ago
Try eating normal food instead of gas station burritos
it's gary bettman's fault canada has high taxes and also his fault that my team is shit and run by retards
>>149652266It's the worst. Sorry you get the marner aches too.
>>149652431My team is run by geniuses though. The taxes do us in though
>>149652526>My team is run by geniusesSource?
Sexual intercourse with Gary
>>149652661https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=jsP1ZS8AAAAJ&hl=en
>>149652711Gary is a married man
>>149652711Gary will shake you dry
>>149652725>joogleNot clicking that.
>>149650020Holy based. That Luleรฅ light show is pretty cool
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>>149648194Quebec is the main reason why Canada exists. angloids are sidekicks. No culture, history, litterature. The French should have wiped them off the map long ago.
>>149652938You are a fag.
>>149652958You are angloid.
>>149652960You are angloid lol.
>>149652958>>149652960just like my penguins
>>149652976unlike my penguins
>>149652980What does a hockey team smell like
>>149653001Bet my whole life savings that I'm whiter looking than you. But I don't care, this whole whiteness meme is for insecure fag with no historical roots like angloid "canadians".
>>149652938True but we still love our flames
>>149653022Nah, Gayberta can burn in a hellfire for all I care.
Churchill should've double teamed France with Hitler
>>149653031Most Quebecois love the Flames, at least around here
>>149653015You're not French, them folks put spaces before dots . Like this !
blah blah blah
Everybody Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pb0S9Ehvio
>>149653071Non
>>149653074You don't put a space before a period.
do people still pirate music
>>149653071and saskatchewan is panthers territory desu
>>149653111I don't know about people, but I do.
>>149653092You've been exposed ! How does it feel ?
>>149653142รa me laisse indiffรฉrent.
In quebec they use << >> for quotations instead of " "
its weird
Also , instead of . for big numbers
>>149653111yes, there's so many more places to steal from now. I'm like a kid in a candy store with all these terabyte hdds Ive bought
broโs Iโm in withdrawal I just wanna watch a regular season hockey game on a cold November night with my bros
>>149653159Its also illegal to refuse gay sex
>>149653194Only if you're anglo
I haven't been to mtl since I was a kid playing hockey, there were so many cool malls back then
>>149653253Yes
If you're heard speaking English on the streets, police will arrest you and put you into a cell where you'll get raped by a mohawk.
how does this make you feel?
Jacob two two was the greatest pro montreal propaganda ever.
Ever since I watched it as a kid I thought montreal was cool as heck
>>149653285NHL athletes are the best and are actual athletes.
>>149653324what about horses
>>149653334horses? put em on skates and we got a forward
>>149653285brent burns has zero (0) cups
>>149653359So does Lebron.
>>149653159>Also , instead of . for big numbersThat's the correct way.
>>149653285Who the fuck is James and why does he have a first name as last name? Or is it a Sting/Bono/Prince kind of thing where he only goes by some kind of artist name?
just finished d&d bro's go flames go
>>149653518Based, how was the campaign
what do girls butts feel like bros
>>149653554milky bags of sand
>>149653554you ever grab pork tenderloin at the grocery store?
>>149653524pretty based my character is up to level 16
Martinez, MAF and Oshie retired as well.
>>149653876My oshi will never graduate.
>>149653359just like my mcdavid
>>149653876he deserved better than going quietly into the night
fuck minnesota
>>149653876According to Allan Walsh, 5 teams called him and offered Fleury a 1-year deal.
Fleury sucks always sucked got his job stolen by Matt MurrGOD, so glad he's retiring and Murrays still playing.
Fleury needed to move on and stop stealing jobs from future tendies like Wallstedt and whoever else
>>149653972The fact that 15,63% of the NHL are ready to give him a contract says a lot about the state of NHL goaltending and North American goalie development in the AHL, CHL and NCAA.
>>149654144Its a Canadian and Russian goalie league, no other nation has a track record of winning in the net.
If Fleury is so bad then why does he have 575 wins and three rings
>>149654279Carried by Crosby, he would have more rings if he wasnโt a shitter
>>149654279Rode Matt Murray so hard his hips gave out
the Evander Quesne experiment in Vancouver will fail due to his quebec genetics
you think evander kane ever said nigga to a white teammate before out of instinct
>>149654604Speed, agility, power - I'm a big fan of these things.
>>149654604he'd be so good in the pwhl
>>149654811yea just like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQLc6Fl6_Ko
>>149654823Most bottoms are.
>>149654811He seems like the type of guy to use it all the time then get really butthurt if anyone else says it
>>149654843Whos the murderin mike of the PWHL
>>149654983LeQueecious Jones, the first woman of color to play professional hockey in the PWHL.
>>149645608Saginaw hosted it last year, you stupid hebrew
>>149654923Question: do you still keep contact with the doctor that circumcised you? Like every thanksgiving you also invite Dr. Greenblatt-Moneygrabber to the table, or how does that relationship work?
brent burns is 40 years old
>>149655096that's younger than our very own trb
>>149655144how many days has it been since brent burns was raped?
>>149655064shes kinda hot
>>149655085Do you ever stop thinking about dick?
>>149655193You're the one who brought up the gay shit I'm just curious
how's the weather in your part of the globe, anon?
>>149655196>I'm just curiousAnd always about dick.
>>149655224>It's okay for me to bring up gay shit but after that the discussion WILL END. Do NOT talk shit about Dr. Goldenstein
>>149655215don't leave my house so I wouldnt know and my central air is blasting so I'm pretty cold actually
>>149655241>>It's okay for me to bring up gay shitI know, faggot.
Man ELP rocks so fucking hard
>>149655376Great. I accept your concession.
>>149655389>he's into prog rockI suggest Yes, Camel, Caravan, and Jethro Tull when you finish with ELP
>King Crimson seemed to be getting more popular as time went on, so I recommend it less cause I expect people to know their prog
F is for fire, that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium! Bombs!
N is for no survivors!
>>149655566based spongeboob squarepants enjoyer
the bruins will be bad for at least the next 2 seasons and are hoping to be bailed out by hagens
>>149655725This would never happen in the sunbelt
>>149655739Hey they recognized Shane Doan's retired jersey banner when it was already in the dumpster
For me its the first 2 Mars Volta albums
>>149655431You conceding your bussy again?
>>149654954I know the type you mean, my mailman reacted the exact same way
>>149655911neat
>I like the Red Sparrows, rock instrumental prog great stuff
Violence, speed, momentum.
>>149655725his dad's a faggot
>>149656264sex, drugs, and rock and roll
>>149655725Nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.
>>149656355He didn't specify which emotion his father was feeling.
>>149656333*bertuzzis you*
my statesies lost again...
>>149656125You should put a cottonball in your mailbox as a prank
>>149656491It's a good thing you win when you lose.
>loses the big game to Canada
>loses the big game to Mexico
Is this what being โgreat againโ feels like?
>>149656605We lost the big game to Canada because of Mexico.
dreading going into work tomorrow
>>149656658modern life is a farce
If Ehlers loves Winnipeg so much, why did he leave?
>>149656719He said he didnt want to be in the media spotlight so much. Which is funny because I never hear about the Jets.
>>149653285>james looks the same age
>>149656719Because they suck
>>149656718I wish I were rich enough to quit waging
>>149656719I guess he forgot.
>>149654811Heโs Canadian so no
>>149655644they're not making playoffs until 2030 at earliest
2 episodes of The Pacific left. Then a full night of video games.
>>149656817>she's not takin care of businesswew
did the oilers get better or worse so far this off season?
Laying the foundation for a devastating marner tomorrow
>2003 was over twenty decades ago
>>149656860It's the offseason so they aren't playing.. God how are canadians this dumb go watch some soccer
>>149656885why does mark messier look like AI. What is that helmet
>>149656935I hadn't even started school yet
>>149656781They're cute little twinks.
>>149656860They lost around 90 regular season points and added 30. What do you think?
>>149656961/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general
off-season will be right back after these messages
those gas station burritos are starting to bubble into a simmering marner
>>149656969We can tell by how dumb you are
(You)
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>>149657132We still call them that
>>149657217We never stopped, it was just that one guy
>>149657132Careful with those burritos you might get dishonourably discharged
>>149657190Why are canadians such weebs. It's like something happened to them.
>>149657221>that one guycopey
>>149657272Kitties own your shit team.
who is meeting in the finals next year?
Take me out to the isles
Take me out to UBS
canadians seriously need help
>>149657561Your team seriously needs to stop being shit and run by retards.
kitties and titties, amirite?
>>149657530Fitting Gura would sing that cause she's dead
So who's Zito going to trade Rodriguez to
>>149657449Probably gonna finish fist of the north star finally
>>149657571thoughts on your loss to bud on 04/17/22?
Which one of you queers moved my girly magazine
Also when is he going to sign my nigga samoskevich
>>149657612thoughts on being 46 and no one celebrating your birthday meanwhile we celebrated the birthday of the guy you doxed?
>>149657612thoughts on your loss to bud on 04/17/22?
slowly the bubbles begin to rise
every night with this shit huh
>>149657522Sabres and Devils, in an epic re-run of the 1997 Stanley Cup final between the two 1992โ93 expansion teams with the Buffalo Sabres winning their second ever Stanley Cup.
every bud with this 1 huh
the bubbles begin to bubble
>>149657633oh my God I wish, that would be heaven
oh my God bud 1, that would be 04/17/22
>>149650139>capeshit and blacksketballjen
>tvamerican
>telephonescot
>no m1 mentionedbaka
>>149657662Gary needs to make sure the All-Star colors are more traditional, like this image right here, for example
>You're selling your own brand during ASW, Gary, ya big silly, screw the sponsored, make them stand in line
all credit is due to bud for inventing 1
>>149657684what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
he ignores the question but begins to bubble
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marner is gonna light this nigga up in practice
hmmm might be end stages of turning into a fat jaded drunk like my father. i remember him telling me near his end that hate is the only thing keeping him moving. i just told my daughter the same thing and have never felt such an honest wave pass over me. it is truly finally almost over. only i made the correct play and let her know her mother is to blame and gave more than i was prepared for in further examples of woman driving modern men down the same futile path.
4th generation Leafs fan if that matters.
just like marner light up my toilet every morning
looks like xhe rb has finally accepted the fact that bud 1
>>149657725reading this novel helped me push my marner out. thanks for the assist
>>149657732bro stop we don't call them that anymore
>>149657740!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no!
dog just had a ruff marner all over the linoleum
trb's medical shot he took for memes wasn't cheap
>>149657764it took a large portion of his limited income
>the Sunrise, FL Kitty Champions of Miami
>>149657782>the raped bitch of /hoc/
according to reddit gastrologists that white cloud on the left is a marner
>>149657800yeah it's true retard. decent album better than the last one she also showed her tits so thats based
Just had some Thai food, and now watery marner is spraying out of my vegass.
>>149657830we don't call those that king
bud made it so trb can never push out another marner again
>>149657800there can be no doubt that the moan she makes while alone on the toilet pushing that marner out is more musical than whatever is on that record
well la dee da didn't realize we had a marner expert online tonight
>>149657888checked
he's here every night
we all are
>>149657865stop saying that
>and they despised him, because he told the truth
>>149657830We call those that, king.
hoping my marner will choke my toilet no longer.
we love kmitchie here now
You can't polish a marner but damn is Vegass going to try.
>>149657936we do NOT call those that here
>I'm gonna have to science the marner out of this
>not using a marner softener and taking it easy on the home plumbing
any bud1 bro's in the chat tonight
any of you geeks play super mega baseball
I said fine speech already
>>149658044My pwhl gf played blaseball
>>149658063blased? blased on what?
My 17-year old outdoor cat, Zappa, usually takes three Marner per day, often in-doors. Mostly on one of the bathroom floors, thankfully. It's not fun when he Marner behind the couch.
And that was talking marners with anders
>>149658044smb4 on the switch yeah. got 32 custom teams now.
>>149658189i don't get it.
canada deserves your respect they won an all star game
>>149658207I bought it on sale for 8 bucks i was a little iffy at first but im starting to get addicted to it
>my team lost so it's rigged/it doesn't count
story of my /hoc/
>>149658407This is actually true for my team.
>>149658423It's shit and run by retards
>>149658375Look at your flag
>>149658432those are my oilers
would you trade it for a stanley cup? if yes, you concede your cup doesn't mean shit. if no, you still have no cup
>>149658423It wasn't in. In fact, it was out.
as a canadian panthers fan, i don't have to choose
>>149658477Paul is not dead
>ONE MINUTE MA I GOTTA TAKE A GREASY MAHNAH
>>149658495What takes place in Middlesex?
>>149658481Canadians love to cuck
>>149658504You are a fag.
>>149658495>In October 2014, all access to Long Island was cut off for the indefinite future by then Mayor of Boston, Marty Walsh, based on the warning of the Massachusetts Department of Transportation that the bridge was unsafe. All those living on Long Island and being serviced by recovery programs or who were guests in the homeless shelter were no longer able to get there. They were abruptly relocated elsewhere on an emergency basis.[5][6] The bridge to Long Island was demolished on March 23, 2015.[7] The future uses of the island and its buildings are still under discussion.they should do that to the other one
>>149658504Panthers are Canadaโs team
>>149658477Yeah, in 1966.
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there aren't any stars in the current NHL the last one was prime Ovi
>>149658477checked it out and saw his phone number pop up encouraging to text. so i did and instantly received a 'hey it's Paul thanks for messaging me blah blah join my contacts list with this link and we'll keep in touch'
so you are a liar.
paul
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>>149658504Watching the oilers lose (both times) was my cup.
Update from the nosebleeds: Word is Connie will continue to cook for the foreseeable future
kek oinko pie still can't get on tv kwab
I'm smelling a Stars Canes SCF in 2026
>>149658706Describe the exact odor
My doctor was knuckle deep tickling my prostate when he asked how my marners have been lately
>>149658539We don't use signatures here.
flamesbros... nic hague refused to sign with us...
>>149658756yes we do. -chad
>>149658504That's a good thing retard. Loving to cuck means they are the ones performing the cuck. That makes YOU the cuck. Fucking idiot
Multiple willing freckled tipsy unvaccinated amish schoolgirl hymen
heard norm died thank god he was triple vaxed or it could've been worse
This gen is shit and run by retards
Evander Kane probably stole supplies from Gretzky's office on the way out
>>149658858but enough about you and your team
>>149658553THATS THE CANADIAN KEK SPIRIT now that I love
>>149658858Who the fuck keeps making shit teams in Canada?
another kafkaesque ending to a maple leafs season
>>149658870> some analyses suggest that Canadian businesses, on average, may lag behind their American counterparts in certain areas> Canada has been said to rank lower in research and development spending> Canada's labor productivity trails behind the US> Some sources suggest that high taxes and regulations in Canada could hinder business competitiveness> Finding and retaining skilled talent can be a challenge for Canadian
>>149658875cope brad said the trades will be coming soon
I like Canada and hope they (not Toronto) win the Stanley Cup soon.
>>149658875>laffs got worse>lels got worsenot looking good 1993bros
>>149658904those bunch of retards need to stop making more retards, what the hell is wrong with canada?
Did you ever wonder why they let so many immigrants into their country?
>>149658964I hope my flames do it <3
>>149658987your flames are shit and run by a literal retard
marner? damn near killed her
when will gary bring hololive and kpop performances to the nhl?
>>149659011When you canadians stop being such huge faggots?
>>149659033so you won't win a cup because of that
>>149658720Smells like Marner
make him stop making fun of my flames
my butt is making noises that give me great promises of a marner
Gonna have sex with the misso tonight
>>149659059why are flames fans such fags
>>149659120too much fluoride in the water
>>149659123Didn't they run out of water awhile back?
>>149659141for me it's april 17 2022 AD
didn't ask, not even close in fact
>>149659151for me it's just 1993
>Why are they such anime fans
Could the next thread be flames themed please?