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Anonymous Canada No.149634910 >>149634943 >>149642952 >>149645608 >>149646132 >>149647802 >>149647856 >>149649566
/hoc/
CHL edition
Anonymous United States No.149634924
bud + 1 = trb
Anonymous Canada No.149634943
>>149634910 (OP)
Good OP.
Anonymous Sweden No.149634948 >>149635080 >>149635656
Calgary Flames
Anonymous United States No.149634958
another year, another brilliant trade chain that ultimately doesn't materialize and there was no plan b
Anonymous Canada No.149635080 >>149650020
>>149634948
Them and LuleΓ₯
Anonymous United States No.149635116 >>149640360
remember Michael Bunting?
Anonymous Canada No.149635117 >>149635216 >>149645362
Almost farted but at the last second I could tell it was actually a marner in disguise
Anonymous Canada No.149635195
flush it down
Anonymous Canada No.149635216
>>149635117
cant be too careful these days
Anonymous Canada No.149635624 >>149635816 >>149635944
speaking of calgary
when is conroy gonna do something?
Anonymous Canada No.149635656
>>149634948
Hell yeah
Anonymous Canada No.149635661
GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PLANET MARNER
Anonymous Canada No.149635816
>>149635624
Apparently we got real good offers for Anderson but he didn't want to leave
Anonymous United States No.149635944 >>149636030
>>149635624
He’s gonna trade another good player for peanuts that’ll win a cup
Anonymous Sweden No.149636026 >>149636157
It's time for Vancouver to win it next year
Anonymous Canada No.149636030 >>149636048 >>149646186
>>149635944
Retard
Anonymous Canada No.149636048
>>149636030
hey that's your GM you're talking about there
Anonymous Canada No.149636114 >>149636933
Imagine doubting connie after having seen him cook for 2 straight years
how thick can you be
Anonymous Canada No.149636124 >>149636409 >>149636551
it's a wordle just for /hoc/ today
Anonymous Latvia No.149636157
>>149636026
Anonymous Canada No.149636409
>>149636124
Retard is 6 letters though
Anonymous Canada No.149636551 >>149637978
>>149636124
in 3
Anonymous Canada No.149636933 >>149637025
>>149636114
please share the fine dish that he has prepared with the class
Anonymous Canada No.149637025
>>149636933
looks like something served in a soup kitchen
Anonymous United States No.149637029 >>149637071 >>149637130
Thank you Gary
04/17/22 Canada No.149637057
bud1
mitch1
Anonymous Brazil No.149637071
>>149637029
You know I like unfiltered, Gary you piece of shit!
Anonymous Canada No.149637130 >>149637712
>>149637029
you're not drinking monster instead of a hot beverage are you? you need to ASCEND
Anonymous United States No.149637712 >>149637750
>>149637130
I prefer orange monster to coffee
Anonymous Canada No.149637750 >>149637858
>>149637712
as a fattie would
Anonymous United States No.149637858 >>149638092
>>149637750
I never knew coffee was slimming
Anonymous United States No.149637923
Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
Anonymous Canada No.149637978
>>149636551
perfect on connections
Anonymous Canada No.149638092
>>149637858
Yeah who knew a drink containing zero calories was good for weight loss?
Anonymous Canada No.149638148
>laffs
Anonymous United States No.149638171 >>149638874 >>149642432
hey guys
Anonymous United States No.149638184
The Flames of Calgary
Anonymous United States No.149638232
The Toronto lamest laffs
Anonymous Canada No.149638874
>>149638171
happy sunday, love
what are your plans for today?
Anonymous United States No.149640360
>>149635116
No
Anonymous Canada No.149641314 >>149641641
Anonymous Canada No.149641641 >>149643541
>>149641314
/hoc/ should buy the teddies and rename them the teddies
Anonymous Canada No.149642307 >>149642810 >>149642974
oh my goodness
Anonymous United States No.149642432
>>149638171
Hello numale
Anonymous Canada No.149642810
>>149642307
Trevor timmons was the absolute fucking worst, set us back a decade
Anonymous Canada No.149642952 >>149647225
>>149634910 (OP)
the sea dogs updated their logo
Anonymous United States No.149642974 >>149643232
>>149642307
maybe the b was for bad
Anonymous Canada No.149643015
b is for based
Anonymous Canada No.149643041 >>149643100 >>149643537
>laffs
Anonymous Canada No.149643100
>>149643041
do you think nic roy will get 102 points this year?
Anonymous Canada No.149643232
>>149642974
nope, sucking off Trevor timmons, thought to be a god of scouting, complete fraud. Frankly bob gainey too
Anonymous Canada No.149643537 >>149643844 >>149647042
>>149643041
hoob had 100 points once
Anonymous United States No.149643541 >>149644775
>>149641641
/hoc/ should use that money to buy the /hoc/ mansion instead
Anonymous Canada No.149643844
>>149643537
>once
Anonymous Canada No.149644202 >>149644261 >>149644266 >>149644452
I've never seen anyone on my team get 100 points or 49 goals and frankly I don't care to
Anonymous Canada No.149644261
>>149644202
40*
Anonymous United States No.149644266
>>149644202
true you play for the logo on the front not the name on the back
Anonymous United States No.149644390 >>149644883
Chris Kreider scored 52 goals once now he's a duck
Anonymous United States No.149644438
E X C I T I N G
Anonymous Canada No.149644452 >>149644569
>>149644202
those are your jets
Anonymous Canada No.149644569 >>149644843
>>149644452
my habbies unfortunately
Anonymous Canada No.149644775
>>149643541
me and jen get the master bedroom
Anonymous Canada No.149644843 >>149645217
>>149644569
its kinda sad, yeah
Anonymous United States No.149644883
>>149644390
Sad
Anonymous Canada No.149645217
>>149644843
suzuki-san :3
Anonymous United States No.149645270 >>149645292 >>149645326 >>149645806
Anonymous Canada No.149645292 >>149645398
>>149645270
>our thoughts are with them
what does that even mean?
Anonymous United States No.149645326
>>149645270
I watched an interview of one of the dads walking along the river and the debris looking for his daughter. It was really sad.
Anonymous United States No.149645362 >>149645407 >>149646807 >>149649839
hi bros
>>149635117
we don't call those here buddy
Anonymous United States No.149645398
>>149645292
I once left a marner in a flying j restroom that mcdevastated the plumbing, causing a similar heartbreaking flood. my thoughts and prayers were with the poor wagies that would have to clean it up
Anonymous United States No.149645407 >>149645516
>>149645362
Seethe you fat Mexican lol
Anonymous United States No.149645516
>>149645407
no milly kwab
Anonymous United States No.149645608 >>149655047
>>149634910 (OP)
Canada is gay for keeping American teams from hosting the Memorial Cup
Anonymous United States No.149645806
>>149645270
i didn't even know central texas was sick
Anonymous United States No.149645808
Ahahaha what the fuck
Anonymous Canada No.149646132
>>149634910 (OP)
go knights
Anonymous United States No.149646186
>>149636030
Placing bets right now, Coronato, Zary or Parrekh will be traded to a β€œsouthern” team and do well there because Calgary is a shithole
04/17/22 Canada No.149646289
bud won
mitch won
trb lost
Anonymous United States No.149646590
will k'fatherliss jogger fix the canes defense for good this time?
Anonymous Canada No.149646807 >>149646948
>>149645362
It was pretty explosive and nasty, I painted the toilet with marner
Anonymous Canada No.149646841
Anonymous United States No.149646948 >>149647008
>>149646807
not what it's called i'm afraid
Anonymous Canada No.149646950 >>149646969
underarmour is taking over next year in chl
Anonymous United States No.149646969 >>149647035
>>149646950
Based I wear underarmor compression shorts
Anonymous Canada No.149647008 >>149648774
>>149646948
I was trying to think of what caused it but then I remembered I went to the sketchy jeet hortons yesterday and that'll for sure give you explosive marners
Anonymous Canada No.149647035 >>149647632
>>149646969
why do runners wear those things anyway?
Anonymous Canada No.149647042 >>149647078 >>149647120
>>149643537
It was actually 115 points and it was only 4 seasons ago
Anonymous United States No.149647078
>>149647042
He was on a good team now he’s on a shit team
Anonymous United States No.149647086 >>149648774
I let out a nasty eggy Stone so I needed to run to the Eichel quick before I let out a monstrous Marner in my pants.
Anonymous Canada No.149647120
>>149647042
surely hes broken 70 points since then, right?
Anonymous Canada No.149647225
>>149642952
my sogs :)
Anonymous Canada No.149647295 >>149647981
They're making a documentary about my sex life its called 28 Seconds Later
Anonymous United States No.149647347 >>149648019 >>149648871
Watching a board of education meeting from my hometown. Boomers have been melting down at each other over whether they should install artificial turf or not for 15 years now
Anonymous Canada No.149647482
Might put on that 8 part documentary on Emma Watson's reproductive prime
Anonymous United States No.149647632
>>149647035
Because you’ll rip your underwear if you don’t. They’re better than wearing a jockstrap
Anonymous United States No.149647651
Might put on that nobody asked.
Anonymous Canada No.149647689 >>149647766
Theyve discovered the /hoc/ creature
Anonymous United States No.149647766 >>149647920
>>149647689
Cope Stephen had it with trb
Anonymous Canada No.149647802
>>149634910 (OP)
Why are the Lethbridge Hurricanes so terrible? They're one of the older teams in the CHL yet they've had literally no success or top draft picks emerge from their program to show for it.
Anonymous Canada No.149647847
I'd argue that clicking on the thread during the off-season is a form of asking
Anonymous Sweden No.149647856 >>149647885 >>149648065 >>149648067
>>149634910 (OP)
What's going on here?
Anonymous Canada No.149647858
i run naked through the woods for my cardio
Anonymous Canada No.149647885
>>149647856
i don't consider them canadian
Anonymous Canada No.149647920 >>149647993
>>149647766
Non-consensual sex doesn't count
Anonymous Canada No.149647960
i come to /hoc/ with hot takes, never questions
Anonymous United States No.149647981
>>149647295
Jen
Anonymous United States No.149647993
>>149647920
Cope trb enjoyed it
Anonymous United States No.149648019
>>149647347
The drama in my hometown is whether they can pave the public walking trail
Anonymous Canada No.149648043 >>149648176
Anonymous United States No.149648053 >>149648163 >>149648201 >>149648225
What’s on the jukebox for my hot 3.5 hour drive home lads?
Anonymous Canada No.149648065 >>149648113
>>149647856
frozen swamps and impoverished injuns
Anonymous United States No.149648067
>>149647856
No one wants to live around the giant eyesore OHL logo.
Anonymous Canada No.149648113 >>149648194
>>149648065
this despite being near the first english settlements in north american
one wonders what may have been if the french hadnt destroyed most of it
Anonymous Canada No.149648163
>>149648053
if the singer isn't a lesbian who peaked in the 90s, im not listening
Anonymous United States No.149648176
>>149648043
Sid needs to wear a red speedo so we can make a proper comparison
Anonymous Canada No.149648194 >>149652938
>>149648113
canada would be a much better country if the english had done something about q*ebec early on. truly the hebrews of the north.
Anonymous Canada No.149648201 >>149648285
>>149648053
This is /mu/ around 2013/14 right? Sunbather and Immunity are the newest albums on there.
Anonymous Canada No.149648225
>>149648053
all shit btw
Anonymous United States No.149648285
>>149648201
I guess so. /mu/ peaked around then
Anonymous United States No.149648774 >>149648995 >>149649839
>>149647008
>>149647086
we don't call it those dumbass
Anonymous United States No.149648871
>>149647347
they fired the superintendent :(
Anonymous United States No.149648903 >>149648956
Since when did Andersson not be shit and become good?
Anonymous United States No.149648919
Lou Lamoriello would've sat on his ass, never traded Dobshit, never drafted anyone worth while and probably would've given Brazeau and Jeannot those contracts.
Anonymous Sweden No.149648956
>>149648903
Since he got hit by that bus in Detroieet or whatever
Anonymous Canada No.149648995
>>149648774
Paul Marner is here.
Anonymous Canada No.149649188
https://youtu.be/Caj0G0CVOYc
Anonymous Sweden No.149649202 >>149649807
Why didn't your daddy buy you a hockey team to do whatever you wanted with when you were 17-years old?
Anonymous Canada No.149649241 >>149649334 >>149649568
Brad Treliving says the free agent pool is looking β€œthinner and thinner” when it comes to replace the hole at the top six spot with Marner out. Sounds like having cap space and the possibility of a trade down the road may be the play for them.

Sounds like the Leafs are done for the day
Anonymous Canada No.149649334
>>149649241
flatter and flatter...
Anonymous Canada No.149649566
>>149634910 (OP)
Chel??
Anonymous United States No.149649568 >>149649598 >>149649753
>>149649241
>Sounds like the Leafs are done
Yes, since 1967.
Anonymous Canada No.149649598
>>149649568
jen
Anonymous Canada No.149649736 >>149649777
>>149603145
i know someone who likes teenage boys too
Anonymous Canada No.149649753 >>149649920
>>149649568
Cope they made a big splash
Anonymous Canada No.149649756
bitch barner
Anonymous Canada No.149649777 >>149650006
>>149649736
they're gary's children
Anonymous United States No.149649807
>>149649202
How did that turn out again????

THAT'S why.
Anonymous Canada No.149649817
I know the leafs wasted a 2nd rounder on Scott Laughton, but couldn't they trade a first and try and get a proven stud?
Anonymous Canada No.149649839 >>149651366
>>149645362
>>149648774
Lose some weight.
Anonymous United States No.149649920 >>149650021
>>149649753
italian excellence
Anonymous United States No.149650006
>>149649777
maybe on planet gary
Anonymous Sweden No.149650020 >>149652807
>>149635080
Bro I just realized we have the same song too!!!

https://youtu.be/RISCIniKt4k?t=354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ID99vMp-0

I fucking love LuleΓ₯ and I fucking the Flames.
Anonymous Canada No.149650021
>>149649920
exactly
Anonymous Canada No.149650041
>italians = excellent
woke has gone too far
Anonymous Canada No.149650139 >>149650303 >>149650332 >>149657671
milan. italia
Anonymous Sweden No.149650303 >>149650332 >>149650347 >>149650776
>>149650139
Being the creator of apehoop isn't something to brag about.
Anonymous Canada No.149650332
>>149650139
Didn't ask, fag.
>>149650303
_/ _/ _/ _/
Anonymous Canada No.149650347 >>149650477
>>149650303
go play handball, sissy
Anonymous Sweden No.149650477
>>149650347
A gang of walkball players would beat the living crap out of a gang of apehoop players
Anonymous Canada No.149650704 >>149650846 >>149651225
:3
Anonymous Canada No.149650776
>>149650303
it's a great game, unfortunately it got ruined as well as being rigged for the talls, but shooting hoops with the boys is a good time
Anonymous Sweden No.149650846
>>149650704
Looking cute Anon! :)
Anonymous Sweden No.149651211
It's make it or break it for Fabian Lysell
Anonymous Canada No.149651225
>>149650704
anime girls in hockey jerseys used to mean something before slop came along
Anonymous United States No.149651366 >>149651513 >>149651894
>>149649839
1993 kwab no milly *dabs*
Anonymous Canada No.149651513 >>149651894
>>149651366
360noscoped his ass
Anonymous Canada No.149651894
>>149651366
>>149651513
and then you turned off your xbox and cried yourself to sleep
Anonymous Canada No.149651976 >>149651998 >>149652266
Woke up with the worst marner ache. Was on the edge of fainting for 20 minutes. Had the cold sweats going and everything. Released the marner and then felt better
Anonymous Canada No.149651998
>>149651976
more coffee and fiber bud
Anonymous Canada No.149652178 >>149652208
My Marner is late for his shift
Anonymous Canada No.149652207 >>149652290 >>149652961
>fat maroon retired
Anonymous Canada No.149652208
>>149652178
Sorry I've been tampering
Anonymous Sweden No.149652266 >>149652467
>>149651976
I've had those. The last one I had to pull down a couple of bath towels after wiping the worst of the Marner and lie in fetal position on the bathroom floor until the cold sweats and pain were gone
Anonymous Canada No.149652290
>>149652207
that was like two decades ago
Anonymous Sweden No.149652430
Try eating normal food instead of gas station burritos
Anonymous Canada No.149652431 >>149652526
it's gary bettman's fault canada has high taxes and also his fault that my team is shit and run by retards
Anonymous Canada No.149652467
>>149652266
It's the worst. Sorry you get the marner aches too.
Anonymous Canada No.149652526 >>149652661
>>149652431
My team is run by geniuses though. The taxes do us in though
Anonymous United States No.149652661 >>149652725
>>149652526
>My team is run by geniuses
Source?
Anonymous United States No.149652696
ded
Anonymous United States No.149652711 >>149652747 >>149652789
Sexual intercourse with Gary
Anonymous United States No.149652725 >>149652795
>>149652661
https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=jsP1ZS8AAAAJ&hl=en
Anonymous United States No.149652747
>>149652711
Gary is a married man
Anonymous Canada No.149652789
>>149652711
Gary will shake you dry
Anonymous United States No.149652795
>>149652725
>joogle
Not clicking that.
Anonymous Canada No.149652807
>>149650020
Holy based. That LuleΓ₯ light show is pretty cool
Anonymous Canada No.149652813
More like poolea amirite
Anonymous United States No.149652838 >>149652875
gary
Anonymous Canada No.149652862 >>149652875
is
Anonymous Canada No.149652867 >>149652875
Anonymous United States No.149652875
>>149652838
>>149652862
>>149652867
Based
Anonymous Canada No.149652936
Anonymous Canada No.149652938 >>149652958 >>149652976 >>149653022
>>149648194
Quebec is the main reason why Canada exists. angloids are sidekicks. No culture, history, litterature. The French should have wiped them off the map long ago.
Anonymous Canada No.149652958 >>149652977 >>149652980
>>149652938
You are a fag.
Anonymous Canada No.149652960 >>149652977 >>149652980
The french smell lol
Anonymous United States No.149652961
>>149652207
Retard
Anonymous Canada No.149652976 >>149652980
>>149652938
holy based
Anonymous Canada No.149652977 >>149653001
>>149652958
You are angloid.
>>149652960
You are angloid lol.
Anonymous Canada No.149652980 >>149653008
>>149652958
>>149652960
just like my penguins
>>149652976
unlike my penguins
Anonymous Canada No.149653001 >>149653015
>>149652977
you are brown
Anonymous Canada No.149653008
>>149652980
What does a hockey team smell like
Anonymous Canada No.149653015 >>149653074
>>149653001
Bet my whole life savings that I'm whiter looking than you. But I don't care, this whole whiteness meme is for insecure fag with no historical roots like angloid "canadians".
Anonymous Canada No.149653022 >>149653031
>>149652938
True but we still love our flames
Anonymous Canada No.149653031 >>149653071
>>149653022
Nah, Gayberta can burn in a hellfire for all I care.
hockey Canada No.149653040
Churchill should've double teamed France with Hitler
Anonymous Canada No.149653071 >>149653092 >>149653113
>>149653031
Most Quebecois love the Flames, at least around here
Anonymous Sweden No.149653074 >>149653092
>>149653015
You're not French, them folks put spaces before dots . Like this !
Anonymous Canada No.149653084
blah blah blah
Everybody Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pb0S9Ehvio
Anonymous Canada No.149653092 >>149653110 >>149653142
>>149653071
Non
>>149653074
You don't put a space before a period.
Anonymous Canada No.149653110 >>149653120
>>149653092
Ouai ostie
Anonymous United States No.149653111 >>149653140 >>149653166
do people still pirate music
Anonymous Canada No.149653113
>>149653071
and saskatchewan is panthers territory desu
Anonymous Canada No.149653120
>>149653110
Non, tarΓ©.
Anonymous Sweden No.149653140
>>149653111
I don't know about people, but I do.
Anonymous Sweden No.149653142 >>149653155
>>149653092
You've been exposed ! How does it feel ?
Anonymous Canada No.149653155
>>149653142
Γ‡a me laisse indiffΓ©rent.
Anonymous Canada No.149653159 >>149653194 >>149653402
In quebec they use << >> for quotations instead of " "
its weird
Also , instead of . for big numbers
Anonymous Canada No.149653166
>>149653111
yes, there's so many more places to steal from now. I'm like a kid in a candy store with all these terabyte hdds Ive bought
Anonymous Canada No.149653179
Tinus-Luc-Koblar
Anonymous United States No.149653193
bro’s I’m in withdrawal I just wanna watch a regular season hockey game on a cold November night with my bros
Anonymous Canada No.149653194 >>149653213 >>149653216 >>149653253
>>149653159
Its also illegal to refuse gay sex
Anonymous Canada No.149653213
>>149653194
lel
Anonymous Canada No.149653216
>>149653194
Only if you're anglo
Anonymous Canada No.149653253 >>149653267
>>149653194
is this true?
Anonymous Canada No.149653265
I haven't been to mtl since I was a kid playing hockey, there were so many cool malls back then
Anonymous Canada No.149653267
>>149653253
Yes
If you're heard speaking English on the streets, police will arrest you and put you into a cell where you'll get raped by a mohawk.
Anonymous Canada No.149653285 >>149653324 >>149653359 >>149653428 >>149656802
how does this make you feel?
Anonymous Canada No.149653306
Jacob two two was the greatest pro montreal propaganda ever.

Ever since I watched it as a kid I thought montreal was cool as heck
Anonymous Canada No.149653324 >>149653334
>>149653285
NHL athletes are the best and are actual athletes.
Anonymous United States No.149653334 >>149653355
>>149653324
what about horses
Anonymous Canada No.149653355
>>149653334
horses? put em on skates and we got a forward
Anonymous Canada No.149653359 >>149653371 >>149653928
>>149653285
brent burns has zero (0) cups
Anonymous Canada No.149653371
>>149653359
So does Lebron.
Anonymous Sweden No.149653402
>>149653159
>Also , instead of . for big numbers
That's the correct way.
Anonymous Sweden No.149653428
>>149653285
Who the fuck is James and why does he have a first name as last name? Or is it a Sting/Bono/Prince kind of thing where he only goes by some kind of artist name?
Anonymous United States No.149653518 >>149653524
just finished d&d bro's go flames go
Anonymous United States No.149653524 >>149653598
>>149653518
Based, how was the campaign
Anonymous United States No.149653554 >>149653573 >>149653586 >>149653595
what do girls butts feel like bros
Anonymous Finland No.149653573
>>149653554
milky bags of sand
Anonymous Canada No.149653586
>>149653554
you ever grab pork tenderloin at the grocery store?
Anonymous United States No.149653595
>>149653554
punching bags
Anonymous United States No.149653598
>>149653524
pretty based my character is up to level 16
Anonymous Canada No.149653876 >>149653895 >>149653898 >>149653933 >>149653937
Martinez, MAF and Oshie retired as well.
Anonymous United States No.149653895
>>149653876
fags
Anonymous Canada No.149653898
>>149653876
My oshi will never graduate.
Anonymous Canada No.149653928
>>149653359
just like my mcdavid
Anonymous Canada No.149653933
>>149653876
he deserved better than going quietly into the night
fuck minnesota
Anonymous Sweden No.149653937
>>149653876
According to Allan Walsh, 5 teams called him and offered Fleury a 1-year deal.
Anonymous Canada No.149653972 >>149654144
Fleury sucks always sucked got his job stolen by Matt MurrGOD, so glad he's retiring and Murrays still playing.
Fleury needed to move on and stop stealing jobs from future tendies like Wallstedt and whoever else
Anonymous Sweden No.149654144 >>149654265
>>149653972
The fact that 15,63% of the NHL are ready to give him a contract says a lot about the state of NHL goaltending and North American goalie development in the AHL, CHL and NCAA.
Anonymous Canada No.149654236
Dr. Pavel, I'm NCAA
Anonymous Canada No.149654265
>>149654144
Its a Canadian and Russian goalie league, no other nation has a track record of winning in the net.
Anonymous Canada No.149654279 >>149654291 >>149654294
If Fleury is so bad then why does he have 575 wins and three rings
Anonymous United States No.149654291
>>149654279
Carried by Crosby, he would have more rings if he wasn’t a shitter
Anonymous Canada No.149654294 >>149654727
>>149654279
Rode Matt Murray so hard his hips gave out
Anonymous Canada No.149654350
the Evander Quesne experiment in Vancouver will fail due to his quebec genetics
Anonymous Canada No.149654420
PK Baboon
Anonymous Canada No.149654448
buy a bell
Anonymous United States No.149654604 >>149654823 >>149654843
Anonymous United States No.149654727
>>149654294
Retard
Anonymous Canada No.149654730
Anonymous Canada No.149654748
Anonymous United States No.149654811 >>149654907 >>149654915 >>149654954 >>149656836
you think evander kane ever said nigga to a white teammate before out of instinct
Anonymous Sweden No.149654823 >>149654923
>>149654604
Speed, agility, power - I'm a big fan of these things.
Anonymous Canada No.149654843 >>149654983
>>149654604
he'd be so good in the pwhl
Anonymous United States No.149654907
>>149654811
yea just like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQLc6Fl6_Ko
Anonymous United States No.149654915
>>149654811
Yeah
Anonymous United States No.149654923 >>149655085
>>149654823
Most bottoms are.
Anonymous Canada No.149654954 >>149656125
>>149654811
He seems like the type of guy to use it all the time then get really butthurt if anyone else says it
Anonymous Canada No.149654983 >>149655026
>>149654843
Whos the murderin mike of the PWHL
Anonymous United States No.149655026
>>149654983
LeQueecious Jones, the first woman of color to play professional hockey in the PWHL.
Anonymous Canada No.149655047
>>149645608
Saginaw hosted it last year, you stupid hebrew
Anonymous Canada No.149655064 >>149655190
twas Blake Bolden
Anonymous Sweden No.149655085 >>149655193
>>149654923
Question: do you still keep contact with the doctor that circumcised you? Like every thanksgiving you also invite Dr. Greenblatt-Moneygrabber to the table, or how does that relationship work?
Anonymous Canada No.149655096 >>149655144
brent burns is 40 years old
Anonymous United States No.149655144 >>149655170
>>149655096
that's younger than our very own trb
Anonymous United States No.149655148
never drew a dime
Anonymous United States No.149655170
>>149655144
how many days has it been since brent burns was raped?
Anonymous Canada No.149655190
>>149655064
shes kinda hot
Anonymous United States No.149655193 >>149655196
>>149655085
Do you ever stop thinking about dick?
Anonymous Sweden No.149655196 >>149655224
>>149655193
You're the one who brought up the gay shit I'm just curious
Anonymous Canada No.149655215 >>149655246 >>149655273
how's the weather in your part of the globe, anon?
Anonymous United States No.149655224 >>149655241
>>149655196
>I'm just curious
And always about dick.
Anonymous Sweden No.149655241 >>149655376
>>149655224
>It's okay for me to bring up gay shit but after that the discussion WILL END. Do NOT talk shit about Dr. Goldenstein
Anonymous Canada No.149655246
>>149655215
Hot
Anonymous Canada No.149655273
>>149655215
don't leave my house so I wouldnt know and my central air is blasting so I'm pretty cold actually
Anonymous United States No.149655376 >>149655431
>>149655241
>>It's okay for me to bring up gay shit
I know, faggot.
Anonymous United States No.149655389 >>149655469
Man ELP rocks so fucking hard
Anonymous Sweden No.149655431 >>149656111
>>149655376
Great. I accept your concession.
Anonymous United States No.149655469
>>149655389
>he's into prog rock
I suggest Yes, Camel, Caravan, and Jethro Tull when you finish with ELP
>King Crimson seemed to be getting more popular as time went on, so I recommend it less cause I expect people to know their prog
Anonymous United States No.149655566 >>149655618
F is for fire, that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium! Bombs!
N is for no survivors!
Anonymous United States No.149655618
>>149655566
based spongeboob squarepants enjoyer
Anonymous United States No.149655644 >>149656843
the bruins will be bad for at least the next 2 seasons and are hoping to be bailed out by hagens
Anonymous Canada No.149655725 >>149655739 >>149656333 >>149656355
Anonymous Canada No.149655739 >>149655794
>>149655725
This would never happen in the sunbelt
Anonymous United States No.149655794
>>149655739
Hey they recognized Shane Doan's retired jersey banner when it was already in the dumpster
Anonymous Canada No.149655911 >>149656203
For me its the first 2 Mars Volta albums
Anonymous United States No.149656111
>>149655431
You conceding your bussy again?
Anonymous Canada No.149656125 >>149656522
>>149654954
I know the type you mean, my mailman reacted the exact same way
Anonymous United States No.149656203
>>149655911
neat
>I like the Red Sparrows, rock instrumental prog
great stuff
Anonymous Canada No.149656264 >>149656337
Violence, speed, momentum.
Anonymous United States No.149656333 >>149656444 >>149656468
>>149655725
his dad's a faggot
Anonymous United States No.149656337
>>149656264
sex, drugs, and rock and roll
Anonymous Sweden No.149656355 >>149656430
>>149655725
Nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.
Anonymous United States No.149656430
>>149656355
He didn't specify which emotion his father was feeling.
Anonymous Canada No.149656444 >>149656468
>>149656333
*bertuzzis you*
Anonymous United States No.149656468
>>149656333
>>149656444
Anonymous United States No.149656491 >>149656565
my statesies lost again...
Anonymous Canada No.149656522
>>149656125
You should put a cottonball in your mailbox as a prank
Anonymous Sweden No.149656565
>>149656491
It's a good thing you win when you lose.
Anonymous Canada No.149656605 >>149656657
>loses the big game to Canada
>loses the big game to Mexico

Is this what being β€œgreat again” feels like?
Anonymous United States No.149656657
>>149656605
We lost the big game to Canada because of Mexico.
Anonymous United States No.149656658 >>149656718
dreading going into work tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.149656718 >>149656819
>>149656658
modern life is a farce
Anonymous United States No.149656719 >>149656746 >>149656814 >>149656823
If Ehlers loves Winnipeg so much, why did he leave?
Anonymous Canada No.149656746
>>149656719
He said he didnt want to be in the media spotlight so much. Which is funny because I never hear about the Jets.
Anonymous Canada No.149656781 >>149656976
Anonymous United States No.149656802
>>149653285
>james looks the same age
Anonymous United States No.149656814
>>149656719
Because they suck
Anonymous United States No.149656817 >>149656847
>he's not unemployed
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149656819
>>149656718
I wish I were rich enough to quit waging
Anonymous Sweden No.149656823
>>149656719
I guess he forgot.
Anonymous United States No.149656836
>>149654811
He’s Canadian so no
Anonymous United States No.149656843
>>149655644
they're not making playoffs until 2030 at earliest
Anonymous Canada No.149656845
Anonymous Canada No.149656846 >>149657417 >>149657449
2 episodes of The Pacific left. Then a full night of video games.
Anonymous United States No.149656847
>>149656817
>she's not takin care of business
wew
Anonymous Canada No.149656860 >>149656939 >>149656988
did the oilers get better or worse so far this off season?
Anonymous Canada No.149656885 >>149656961
kek what an old bitch
Anonymous Canada No.149656898 >>149657449
Laying the foundation for a devastating marner tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.149656935 >>149656969
>2003 was over twenty decades ago
Anonymous United States No.149656939
>>149656860
It's the offseason so they aren't playing.. God how are canadians this dumb go watch some soccer
Anonymous United States No.149656961 >>149656995
>>149656885
why does mark messier look like AI. What is that helmet
Anonymous United States No.149656969 >>149657161
>>149656935
I hadn't even started school yet
Anonymous United States No.149656976
>>149656781
They're cute little twinks.
Anonymous Sweden No.149656988
>>149656860
They lost around 90 regular season points and added 30. What do you think?
Anonymous Canada No.149656995
>>149656961
/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general
Anonymous United States No.149657084
off-season will be right back after these messages
Anonymous United States No.149657132 >>149657217 >>149657253 >>149657449
those gas station burritos are starting to bubble into a simmering marner
Anonymous United States No.149657161
>>149656969
We can tell by how dumb you are
Anonymous United States No.149657173 >>149657190
Nah you are
Anonymous Canada No.149657190 >>149657272
>>149657173
who, me?
Anonymous Canada No.149657199
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
Anonymous United States No.149657211
Anonymous United States No.149657217 >>149657221 >>149657449
>>149657132
We still call them that
Anonymous United States No.149657221 >>149657284 >>149657449
>>149657217
We never stopped, it was just that one guy
Anonymous Canada No.149657253
>>149657132
Careful with those burritos you might get dishonourably discharged
Anonymous United States No.149657272 >>149657504
>>149657190
Why are canadians such weebs. It's like something happened to them.
Anonymous United States No.149657284
>>149657221
>that one guy
copey
Anonymous United States No.149657371 >>149657449
>We still call them that
Anonymous Canada No.149657417 >>149657449
>>149656846
Twin Peaks
Anonymous Canada No.149657435
B U D
U
D

W O N
O
N
Anonymous United States No.149657449 >>149657594
>>149657132
>>149656898
>>149657217
>>149657221
>>149657371
we don't call them that anymore
>>149657417
based
>>149656846
what ya playan
Anonymous Canada No.149657496
M I T C H
I
T
C
H

W O N
O
N
Anonymous Canada No.149657504
>>149657272
Kitties own your shit team.
Anonymous Canada No.149657513
Bud own your shit trb.
Anonymous Canada No.149657522 >>149657633
who is meeting in the finals next year?
Anonymous Canada No.149657530 >>149657579
Take me out to the isles
Take me out to UBS
Anonymous United States No.149657561 >>149657566
canadians seriously need help
Anonymous Canada No.149657566
>>149657561
Your team seriously needs to stop being shit and run by retards.
Anonymous United States No.149657571 >>149657601 >>149657605
kitties and titties, amirite?
Anonymous Canada No.149657579
>>149657530
Fitting Gura would sing that cause she's dead
Anonymous United States No.149657584
monitor on bozo
Anonymous United States No.149657586
So who's Zito going to trade Rodriguez to
Anonymous Canada No.149657594
>>149657449
Probably gonna finish fist of the north star finally
Anonymous Canada No.149657601 >>149657612
>>149657571
go cats go!
Anonymous Canada No.149657605
>>149657571
thoughts on your loss to bud on 04/17/22?
Anonymous United States No.149657607
Which one of you queers moved my girly magazine
Anonymous United States No.149657608
Also when is he going to sign my nigga samoskevich
Anonymous United States No.149657612 >>149657620 >>149657621
>>149657601
Anonymous Canada No.149657620
>>149657612
thoughts on being 46 and no one celebrating your birthday meanwhile we celebrated the birthday of the guy you doxed?
Anonymous United States No.149657621
>>149657612
thoughts on your loss to bud on 04/17/22?
Anonymous Canada No.149657625
>we
lol. jen even.
Anonymous Canada No.149657627
slowly the bubbles begin to rise
Anonymous United States No.149657630
every night with this shit huh
Anonymous Sweden No.149657633 >>149657644
>>149657522
Sabres and Devils, in an epic re-run of the 1997 Stanley Cup final between the two 1992–93 expansion teams with the Buffalo Sabres winning their second ever Stanley Cup.
Anonymous United States No.149657636
every bud with this 1 huh
Anonymous Canada No.149657639
the bubbles begin to bubble
Anonymous United States No.149657643
Go Cats Go
Anonymous United States No.149657644
>>149657633
oh my God I wish, that would be heaven
Anonymous United States No.149657652
Anonymous Canada No.149657655
oh my God bud 1, that would be 04/17/22
Anonymous Canada No.149657662 >>149657684
Anonymous United States No.149657671
>>149650139
>capeshit and blacksketball
jen
>tv
american
>telephone
scot
>no m1 mentioned
baka
Anonymous United States No.149657684 >>149657691
>>149657662
Gary needs to make sure the All-Star colors are more traditional, like this image right here, for example
>You're selling your own brand during ASW, Gary, ya big silly, screw the sponsored, make them stand in line
Anonymous Canada No.149657687
all credit is due to bud for inventing 1
Anonymous United States No.149657691
>>149657684
what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
Anonymous Canada No.149657706
he ignores the question but begins to bubble
Anonymous United States No.149657710
marner is gonna light this nigga up in practice
Anonymous Canada No.149657725 >>149657740
hmmm might be end stages of turning into a fat jaded drunk like my father. i remember him telling me near his end that hate is the only thing keeping him moving. i just told my daughter the same thing and have never felt such an honest wave pass over me. it is truly finally almost over. only i made the correct play and let her know her mother is to blame and gave more than i was prepared for in further examples of woman driving modern men down the same futile path.
4th generation Leafs fan if that matters.
Anonymous United States No.149657730
fine speech
Anonymous Canada No.149657732 >>149657743
just like marner light up my toilet every morning
Anonymous Canada No.149657738
looks like xhe rb has finally accepted the fact that bud 1
Anonymous United States No.149657740 >>149657747
>>149657725
reading this novel helped me push my marner out. thanks for the assist
Anonymous United States No.149657743 >>149657752
>>149657732
bro stop we don't call them that anymore
Anonymous United States No.149657747
>>149657740
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no!
Anonymous Canada No.149657752
>>149657743
Anonymous United States No.149657758
dog just had a ruff marner all over the linoleum
Anonymous Canada No.149657764 >>149657772
trb's medical shot he took for memes wasn't cheap
Anonymous United States No.149657772
>>149657764
it took a large portion of his limited income
Anonymous United States No.149657782 >>149657793
>the Sunrise, FL Kitty Champions of Miami
Anonymous United States No.149657793
>>149657782
>the raped bitch of /hoc/
Anonymous United States No.149657800 >>149657823 >>149657865
according to reddit gastrologists that white cloud on the left is a marner
Anonymous United States No.149657823
>>149657800
yeah it's true retard. decent album better than the last one she also showed her tits so thats based
Anonymous United States No.149657830 >>149657837 >>149657936
Just had some Thai food, and now watery marner is spraying out of my vegass.
Anonymous United States No.149657837
>>149657830
we don't call those that king
Anonymous United States No.149657854 >>149657861
bud made it so trb can never push out another marner again
Anonymous United States No.149657861
>>149657854
another what
Anonymous Canada No.149657865 >>149657926
>>149657800
there can be no doubt that the moan she makes while alone on the toilet pushing that marner out is more musical than whatever is on that record
Anonymous United States No.149657888 >>149657919
well la dee da didn't realize we had a marner expert online tonight
Anonymous United States No.149657919
>>149657888
checked
he's here every night
we all are
Anonymous United States No.149657926
>>149657865
stop saying that
Anonymous United States No.149657932
>and they despised him, because he told the truth
Anonymous Canada No.149657936 >>149657961
>>149657830
We call those that, king.
Anonymous Canada No.149657940
hoping my marner will choke my toilet no longer.
Anonymous United States No.149657954
we love kmitchie here now
Anonymous United States No.149657957
You can't polish a marner but damn is Vegass going to try.
Anonymous United States No.149657961
>>149657936
we do NOT call those that here
Anonymous United States No.149657977 >>149658000
>I'm gonna have to science the marner out of this
Anonymous Canada No.149658000
>>149657977
jen
Anonymous United States No.149658012
>not using a marner softener and taking it easy on the home plumbing
Anonymous United States No.149658020 >>149658027
any bud1 bro's in the chat tonight
Anonymous Canada No.149658027 >>149658086
>>149658020
yea
Anonymous Canada No.149658044 >>149658063 >>149658207
any of you geeks play super mega baseball
Anonymous United States No.149658052
I said fine speech already
Anonymous United States No.149658063 >>149658109
>>149658044
My pwhl gf played blaseball
Anonymous United States No.149658086
>>149658027
based :3
Anonymous Canada No.149658109
>>149658063
blased? blased on what?
Anonymous Sweden No.149658122
My 17-year old outdoor cat, Zappa, usually takes three Marner per day, often in-doors. Mostly on one of the bathroom floors, thankfully. It's not fun when he Marner behind the couch.
Anonymous United States No.149658174
And that was talking marners with anders
Anonymous United States No.149658189 >>149658224 >>149658333 >>149658375 >>149658726
Anonymous Canada No.149658207 >>149658384
>>149658044
smb4 on the switch yeah. got 32 custom teams now.
Anonymous United States No.149658224
>>149658189
l e l
Anonymous United States No.149658239
Anonymous United States No.149658333
>>149658189
fucken kek
Anonymous Canada No.149658375 >>149658467
>>149658189
i don't get it.
Anonymous Canada No.149658376
>rags
Anonymous United States No.149658380 >>149658396
canada deserves your respect they won an all star game
Anonymous Canada No.149658384
>>149658207
I bought it on sale for 8 bucks i was a little iffy at first but im starting to get addicted to it
Anonymous United States No.149658396
>>149658380
Anonymous Canada No.149658407 >>149658423
>my team lost so it's rigged/it doesn't count
story of my /hoc/
Anonymous Canada No.149658423 >>149658432 >>149658472
>>149658407
This is actually true for my team.
Anonymous Canada No.149658432 >>149658468
>>149658423
It's shit and run by retards
Anonymous United States No.149658467
>>149658375
Look at your flag
Anonymous Canada No.149658468
>>149658432
those are my oilers
Anonymous United States No.149658470
would you trade it for a stanley cup? if yes, you concede your cup doesn't mean shit. if no, you still have no cup
Anonymous United States No.149658472
>>149658423
It wasn't in. In fact, it was out.
Anonymous United States No.149658477 >>149658488 >>149658600 >>149658657 >>149658667
paul mccartney died
Anonymous Canada No.149658481 >>149658504
as a canadian panthers fan, i don't have to choose
Anonymous Canada No.149658488
>>149658477
Paul is not dead
Anonymous United States No.149658495 >>149658498 >>149658517 >>149658535
>ONE MINUTE MA I GOTTA TAKE A GREASY MAHNAH
Anonymous Canada No.149658498
>>149658495
What takes place in Middlesex?
Anonymous United States No.149658504 >>149658512 >>149658553 >>149658675 >>149658777
>>149658481
Canadians love to cuck
Anonymous Canada No.149658512 >>149658539
>>149658504
You are a fag.
Anonymous United States No.149658517
>>149658495
>In October 2014, all access to Long Island was cut off for the indefinite future by then Mayor of Boston, Marty Walsh, based on the warning of the Massachusetts Department of Transportation that the bridge was unsafe. All those living on Long Island and being serviced by recovery programs or who were guests in the homeless shelter were no longer able to get there. They were abruptly relocated elsewhere on an emergency basis.[5][6] The bridge to Long Island was demolished on March 23, 2015.[7] The future uses of the island and its buildings are still under discussion.

they should do that to the other one
Anonymous Canada No.149658535
>>149658495
Anonymous United States No.149658539 >>149658753
>>149658512
Says the cuck
Anonymous Canada No.149658553 >>149658865
>>149658504
Panthers are Canada’s team
Anonymous Sweden No.149658600
>>149658477
Yeah, in 1966.
Anonymous United States No.149658622
there aren't any stars in the current NHL the last one was prime Ovi
Anonymous Canada No.149658657
>>149658477
checked it out and saw his phone number pop up encouraging to text. so i did and instantly received a 'hey it's Paul thanks for messaging me blah blah join my contacts list with this link and we'll keep in touch'
so you are a liar.
Anonymous United States No.149658667
>>149658477
Anonymous Canada No.149658675
>>149658504
Watching the oilers lose (both times) was my cup.
Anonymous Canada No.149658686
Update from the nosebleeds: Word is Connie will continue to cook for the foreseeable future
Anonymous United States No.149658703
kek oinko pie still can't get on tv kwab
Anonymous Canada No.149658706 >>149658720
I'm smelling a Stars Canes SCF in 2026
Anonymous United States No.149658720 >>149659054
>>149658706
Describe the exact odor
Anonymous United States No.149658726
>>149658189
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149658735
My doctor was knuckle deep tickling my prostate when he asked how my marners have been lately
Anonymous Canada No.149658753
>>149658539
We don't use signatures here.
Anonymous United States No.149658756 >>149658765
flamesbros... nic hague refused to sign with us...
Anonymous United States No.149658765
>>149658756
yes we do. -chad
Anonymous Sweden No.149658777
>>149658504
That's a good thing retard. Loving to cuck means they are the ones performing the cuck. That makes YOU the cuck. Fucking idiot
Anonymous Canada No.149658778
KWAR (kek what a retard)
Anonymous United States No.149658789
Anonymous Canada No.149658828
Multiple willing freckled tipsy unvaccinated amish schoolgirl hymen
Anonymous United States No.149658837
heard norm died thank god he was triple vaxed or it could've been worse
Anonymous Canada No.149658858 >>149658862 >>149658870
This gen is shit and run by retards
Anonymous Canada No.149658859
Evander Kane probably stole supplies from Gretzky's office on the way out
Anonymous United States No.149658862
>>149658858
but enough about you and your team
Anonymous United States No.149658865
>>149658553
THATS THE CANADIAN KEK SPIRIT now that I love
Anonymous United States No.149658870 >>149658904
>>149658858
Who the fuck keeps making shit teams in Canada?
Anonymous Canada No.149658875 >>149658906 >>149658969
another kafkaesque ending to a maple leafs season
Anonymous United States No.149658904 >>149658970
>>149658870
> some analyses suggest that Canadian businesses, on average, may lag behind their American counterparts in certain areas

> Canada has been said to rank lower in research and development spending

> Canada's labor productivity trails behind the US

> Some sources suggest that high taxes and regulations in Canada could hinder business competitiveness

> Finding and retaining skilled talent can be a challenge for Canadian
Anonymous United States No.149658906
>>149658875
cope brad said the trades will be coming soon
Anonymous United States No.149658964 >>149658971 >>149658987
I like Canada and hope they (not Toronto) win the Stanley Cup soon.
Anonymous Canada No.149658969
>>149658875
>laffs got worse
>lels got worse
not looking good 1993bros
Anonymous United States No.149658970
>>149658904
those bunch of retards need to stop making more retards, what the hell is wrong with canada?
Anonymous United States No.149658971
>>149658964
dream big
Anonymous United States No.149658979
Did you ever wonder why they let so many immigrants into their country?
Anonymous Canada No.149658987 >>149658992
>>149658964
I hope my flames do it <3
Anonymous United States No.149658992 >>149659033
>>149658987
your flames are shit and run by a literal retard
Anonymous United States No.149659004
marner? damn near killed her
Anonymous Canada No.149659011 >>149659021
when will gary bring hololive and kpop performances to the nhl?
Anonymous United States No.149659021
>>149659011
When you canadians stop being such huge faggots?
Anonymous Canada No.149659033 >>149659037
>>149658992
so what?
:)
Anonymous United States No.149659037 >>149659046
>>149659033
so you won't win a cup because of that
Anonymous Canada No.149659046 >>149659053
>>149659037
dream big
Anonymous United States No.149659053
>>149659046
I do 1993
Anonymous Sweden No.149659054
>>149658720
Smells like Marner
Anonymous Canada No.149659059 >>149659102 >>149659120
make him stop making fun of my flames
Anonymous United States No.149659071
my butt is making noises that give me great promises of a marner
Sex haver New Zealand No.149659081
Gonna have sex with the misso tonight
Anonymous United States No.149659092
didn't ask
Anonymous United States No.149659102
>>149659059
Anonymous United States No.149659120 >>149659123
>>149659059
why are flames fans such fags
Anonymous United States No.149659123 >>149659127
>>149659120
too much fluoride in the water
Anonymous United States No.149659127
>>149659123
Didn't they run out of water awhile back?
Anonymous United States No.149659141 >>149659151
1993 A.D.
Anonymous Canada No.149659151 >>149659158
>>149659141
for me it's april 17 2022 AD
Anonymous United States No.149659157
didn't ask, not even close in fact
Anonymous United States No.149659158
>>149659151
for me it's just 1993
Anonymous United States No.149659163
>Why are they such anime fans
Anonymous Canada No.149659182
Could the next thread be flames themed please?
Anonymous Canada No.149659185
make it bud1 themed
Anonymous United States No.149659192
>>149659189
>>149659189
>>149659189