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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:212 (211 starts)
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:241 (238 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)
>News:Race in 2 bongs 30 bings
>>149636372 (OP)Crawford won from P3 today btw
>we boxed at perfect time
does he know?
>>149636390Did he get a penal from only stopping on VSC? I think Dunne's team bitched about that
>>149636390a dq is not a win
>>149636390>Crawford wonVSC was out when he entered pitlane, he's fucked
lmao where the fuck could he go?
englel TONIGHT
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ1mRS7IJ6p/
they should tell him right now
>"Did you get in before VSC"
>"Yeah.."
Oh no no no no...
>>149636426not go into the pits in the first place, team knows there's a car on track, could have just left him out
>>149636427>Restricted video>You must be 18 years old or over to see this video
>>149636426Nowhere, it's bad luck. Also pitting under VSC is not illegal itself afaik, it just doesn't count for the mandatory pitstop.
OOOOO SAAAAYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAANNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149636372 (OP)Stewards are retarded. EVERY decision has a footnote
>Remember you can always appeal lolThey should straight away apply a penalty and treat it like a strict liability offence, then IF there is mitigation it gets swept up on appeal. This sucks to make the P3 guy not get his podium for absolutely no reason
>>149636427>The content has been deleted
this could have been easily avoided as well if they pitted way earlier, like they should have
>>149636476Yeah it's just kinda cruel to all the drivers involved
>>149636458Trust me, you don't want to see it
>burger anthem (bringbong version)
>>149636492It's not that bad.
>we've had really memorable races around there (spa)
yeah 2019 for example
>>149636494>No rallentandoBased. Get that traitor tune over as quick as possible
>>149636512It's not a traitor tune, it's the tune from an old English drinking song. The burgers just made up traitor words for it
>>149636522How are they traitors?
silver
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>Pre-race edition
>implying they're ever gonna go racing
Optimism is the food of the wise man, the liquor of the fool
>>149636530>Teamed up with their mother country's archenemy to fight them over "not having representation" (read: aristocratic elite not wanting to pay taxes after Britain had nearly bankrupted itself defending their interests in the French and Indian war)
englel TONIGHT (v2)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751802183171244.mp4
>>149636552What a classy lady
The streets of england after Norris, Bearman and Hamilton all DNF
>>149636588Why would there be Welsh police on the streets of England
>>149636588why don't they just shoot him? are they stupid?
>>149636552aroma of a propah english rose
>>149636588George can still win.
all e*glish drivers DNF tonight!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751802527015280.mp4
>>149636602Police brutality is bad.
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>>149636588cops should have guns in britain
>>149636613>>149636552Can you stop posting ur fetish u weirdo?
Strength through suffering
>>149636600reinforcements
>>149636623Yeah, of course! Lets live in an even worse police state! Yummy!
>>149636522I had no idea. What were the original words? Going to come up with that I think they should be
>Oh drink down that ale>Oh me hearty boys hurrah>We love taxation and representation>But only for those of us who are not retarded
like it or not franco is scoring regardless
if I were a milionaire f1 driver I'd get a pilots license and buy a used fighter jet
>Russel manages to be an uncharismatic mannequin even in an RAF commercial
how does he do it?
>>149636697that camera guy got rich off of that
>>149636609Russell has a different kind of fan than the other British drivers
>>149636372 (OP)he WILL fire that missile at Brackley after being replaced by Verstappen and I am all for it
>>149636711it's just the bri'ish way innit m8?
>>149636715Yeah, latinx people.
>>149636588one well prepared man with a knoife could easily take over a british cop shop
what a joke of a island they've become
>>149636713I'm sure that English rose will also be getting a payout.
>>149636715>Longing for simpler time>Covered in ice cream parlour tier tattoos
>>149636588Where are their stun guns?
Juts fry their nerves
>>149636588bitch is dead, proper bullseye
>>149636739They have tasers.
>>149636715Isn't that the guy who does wood turning and works at a medieval castle?
>>149636743Hey stopping that image, that's my wife from prince of persia
>>149636588>>149636655>>149636739>>149636770>Police are an absolute joke>Still live in a nightmare police stateHow are Brits even real?
Regular police officers in the UK, outside of Northern Ireland, do not routinely carry firearms. Firearms are carried by specially trained officers called Authorised Firearms Officers (AFOs) when the situation requires it.
in other words, death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton
>>149636813anarcho tyranny
Coverage of Formula 1 Qatar Airways British Grand Prix begins in 45 minutes
>>149636824>Authorised Firearms OfficersIs that when they have to deal with someone typing mean words about trannies online?
>mclaren dont have 0.5s gap over rivals in every conditions and every session anymore
say it, they were cheating with brakes and they no more have illegal advantage everywhere, still fastest car, but not immune to the weather, so rivals can be closer
>>149636870that and also when online trashing some certain footie players
they send AFO's in armored cars
>>149636838>Qatar>British
>>149636743thumbnail looks like she's smoking a ciggy
>>149636889Their tyre degeneration is way worse now than it was at the start of the year
They were definitely cheating
>>149636901she can smoke my ciggy if you perceive the implications
>>149636889Wasn't illegal if they were allowed to use it.
>>149636838Who was the pioneer of this make up style?
>>149636922>The 2007 McLaren wasn't illegal because McLaren were allowed to use itflawed thinking innit.
>>149636936Optimised over generations by hordes of nameless slags we'll fortunately never know.
>>149636950By definition of illegal, yes, he is correct.
>>149636950There was no evidence they ever copied Ferrari.
>>149636936Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971
>>149636966okay, i took the bait i forgot no brit is in good fatih. so have a (you) and get your dopamine hit.
>>149636715this is highly problematic
>>149637006Yeah, those shitty tattoos aren't period accurate.
>>149636715>covered in tattoosUtter garbage.
fuck the british. holding a race at 2am
>>149637046yes they are holding it so i can go and rape them both and get back to the telly for the warmup lap
>>149636889McLaren were running a high downforce wing because they wanted to be prepared for a wet race today. Amx ran a low downforce wing because it was the only way he could be competitive in qualifying with his shitbox car, but it now puts him in a very bad position if today's race is wet. McLaren were optimizing for the race, Amx was optimizing for the qualifying
>Scott spotted in the Ted show
death to m*rcedes as always
>>149637080counterpoint: amx is so good in the rain, he doesn't need high downforce
>>149636889track dependent and both mclel piloti made errors anyway
>retard can't into physics
Grim
Track and sky will be completely bone dry come race start.
VER (RB)
VER (RB)
VER (RB)
VER (RB)
PIA (MCL)
VER (MERC)
VER (MERC)
VER (MERC)
VER (MERC)
>>149637080Why can't they just change the setup in between sessions?
>>149637135cars are glued, bolted and welded in place and the mechanics are bound and gagged until race start. it is impossible to change anything
>>149637080You have to be really shit if you manage to lose a race in the wet from pole no matter what setup you running.
Good morning lads
P2 to P1 ;)
It's ok because there will be no rain so max will just cruise away while the two cheatlarens crash into eachother
>>149637129>Australia finally gets another WDC>Max cements his place as the GOAT of F1I can accept this outcome
>Sky Sports Italia report that while talks are still ongoing and progress is apparently being made, a deal with Mercedes is still a long way off being finalised much less announced
>an unusual sticking point is apparently a determined Verstappen camp not budging on a contractual clause recognising the outcome of the 2021 season finale in Abu Dhabi, that ended controversially with Vestappen's first World Driver's Championship, and has been in dispute by the Mercedes team and chiefly its team principle ever since
>Sky Sports Italia report that while Wolff is very eager to sign the Dutch driver they are trying to remain non-committal on any such clause, describing it as ancient history best not revisited.
>An announcement before the summer break was hoped for but may not be possible, a team source reports
>>149637189I slept for 11 hours straight. Woke up not long ago
>>149637178what the fuck would you know, boy
>>149636838english lasses are lovely
>>149637135If you change your setup after qualifying, you have to start from the pit lane. RBR are going to gamble they can hold the lead, even with a shit wing that doesn't suit the conditions
>>149637199Toto will grow a Hitler mustache after he signs Max
>>149637080just like 2024 silverstone
>>149637330of course you did
POLE
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POLE
>>149637080Cheatlaren only has high DF setups
tfw
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Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.
>>149637080Streets are saying the floor (and upgrades they brought to said floor this weekend) are negating the cons of a low downforce rw (to an extent).
gimi raoggonen and vettee dream team please bring me back
>>149637384they are?
what else?
yes, I know Elena was a co-driver but we NEED guys built like this back in F1
>>149637384This won't help him now nobody is going to go full speed in the corners, he'll just lose more and more time because the car is too unstable
For kids
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They’re back!!!!!!!!!!
>>149637447Checo really let himself go huh
goblino you fucking retard
>yfw anons were shitting on the enemy teams until their hero decided to move to one of those enemy teams
>>149637479>neo was supposed to be played by a black man
CAM ON OSCA WINS SOME FUCKEN RACES
>>149637479>4thKWAN(egro)
>went to bed around 20:30
>woke up around 0:30
>went back to sleep around 1:30
>woke up again around 9:30
>went back again at 11:30
>woke up again at 13:30
f1 races for this sleeping strategy?
>>149637488I still hate Mercedes and wish them the worst
Is tbe start delayed? Im running late
vermeulen 3rd in dtm at the norisring btw
I'm going to be watching for the first time today. what am I in for? how long is a race usually?
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I’m offering you an open seat in Formula One General
>>149637529>teen burgerthe fuck
sleep
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>went to bed at 22:00
>still in bed asleep
'Ow many bongs til the race, la?
>>1496375406-9 hours depending on weather conditions
>>149637540>what am I in for?race should be somewhat close but don't expect nascar style order changes
>how long is a race usually?after about 20 minutes people start posting porn ITT, so too long
>>149637558>that timingTa, la
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>>149637540larper
anyway, usually as long as it takes to get through the first corner
>>149637445>>149637531https://x.com/dr_obbs/status/1941722612549193909
Obviously I have no idea how wet conditions are going to disturb things, but it might not be the raping that's anticipated.
>>149637570Damn, didn't know he won the race. Thought it started later
>>149637570>people>sumeet beniwal
>>149637463Half of these drivers aren't even on the grid anymore
>Thought the race started at 6
>Could have gotten 1 more hour of sleep
fuck it going to the store to get snacks, what y'all want
>amx pole bit of suprise?
>sheeeeeeeeeeit, get real BITCH
sometimes even poois is based
>>149637599>he woke up 4 hours early for thislmao @ ur life
>>149637489by will smith lol
>>149637599I'll get a honey bun glazed, cosmic brownie, bag of cheester hot fries, bag of lays BBQ, (2) arizona arnold palmers and a large frozen coke.
Just a little something to nibble on during the race.
>>149637617I live on the worst coast anon
>>149637612Johnny Utah was there for quali
dftgjh
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I'm doing everything I can to manifest a VERPIALEC top 3.
NORRUSHAM DNF
Pray with me boys.
>>149637622>just casually eating 3000 calories as a snackreal america posting hours on /f1/
>>149637633>post ends in 33
>>149637599an anglo qt for me
does anyone else just eat the same thing every fucking day? I have since i was about 16
I thought it was supposed to be pouring rain right now
>>149637591yeah i thought we'd all enjoy that
>>149637654What do you eat anon?
I've had pork chops with potatoes and sour cream for three days now.
>>149637654I sometimes will eat the same thing for like 4 days in a row but that's about it
>store didn't have the lando monster
>>149637593Most of them aren't.
the new superman movie look like shit
>>149637599block of cheddar, sharp
case of natty ice
>Max will get overtaken by lap 5 and its just going to be a slurper 12 mclaren
>>149637599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKt-8CzpvQQ
>>149637488George is the hero of this story though
>>149637633checked
blessed digits
i can feel it in my bones lads, proper meme race incoming
>>149637577Somebody's doing the raping
>>149637691max will pull a silverstone 2021 on porris, but porris won't survive the crash
digits confirm
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Terrible
This is the one were both mclarens take each other out.
>>149637731norizz will survive the initial crash, but the NHS will think he's foreign and put him on a waiting list, letting him die slowly while in a lot of agony
>>149637718What you're feeling in your bones is AIDS
>>149637633Amen brother, amen
>>149637654my autism allows this not to be a problem
good morning neguinhos
digits and Norris KWABs at maggots
>>149637741Checo is great.
>>149637691I love tits so much it's unreal
OOHHh ITS THUNDERING IN SURREY LADS
neguinhos weve been over this
goblando is going out in front of his own grandstand
>>149637741poorez will go 0-24 in qualy
humiliation ritual
>>149637751I love crustaceans
>>149637765This is so exciting!
>>149637622the fatso of Florida
>>149637633>those digits simply lovely
>>149637744He's brown so he'll go to the top of the list.
>>149637741>bottas and perez will be 23rd and 24th in a 22 car championshipgrim
porris is fucked btw, he has bin russel and hamilwog behind him lol
>>149637644That's good right
>>149637741>A team with two #2 driversClassic GM.
>>149637801Why is Birmingham so bright?
>>149637800they are like those transforming chessmen i seen on jewtube
press it and it transforms into.....
??????????????
>>149637817perfect sized bobies
RAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
is it called silverstone because everything including the sky is gray/silver like stone?
>>149637848Uh-oh, delayed start
>>149637844Can I get some context here
I shan't be watching the F* m*vie
the weather is trying it's best to fuck over amx....
>>149637861>Probably 'Saewulf's/Sigewulf's farm/settlement'.>http://kepn.nottingham.ac.uk/map/place/Northamptonshire/Silverstone
SAFETY CAR START MICHAEL, ITS TOO WET, TOO MUCH SPRAY
>>149637046ai is getting more convincing by the week
this will have disastrous consequences for the human race
Rain_kl
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rain status
spry
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what do her farts sound and smell like?
>>149637887EVEN THE FUCKING BRITISH WEATHER IS OUT TO GET ARE AMX
>thought I missed the start
WTF, have they moved start one hour later once again?
That man looks like Tony Hawk.
IT'S TO DANGEROUS MAN
abort race
>>149637903How do you know it's AI?
>>149637922yep, all for the sake of amerifats
>>149637922No you just can't read
Brad Pitt didnt actually drive that car did he? Surely hed spin off within 2 corners
>>149637914Sound: Thunder
Smell: Sulphur
Even if Max gets raped at the start, as the track dries he's going to be the one doing the raping.
>>149637914She does not fart.
>rain blue balling again
the race is going to be dry isn't it bros?
>>149637912What a CRINGE image to make.
>>149637914Is this fart stuff a meme or an actual common fetish? This entire board is always aroma this, fragrance that.. I honestly can't tell
stopped watching since my boi left is F1 even fun at the moment?
>>149637973hes at hass today actually
>>149637956>wet racinghasn't been a thing in about 20 years, only on inters for a few laps while it dries out
>>149637936>>149637922>races used to always be a comfy 10pm>now they're always midnight or 1am>every second Asian race is a night raceI'm tired bros
>>149637922It's been raining sideways, so the race is delayed a bit over 30m
>>149637983Bro there's been tons of wet races since then.
Why did they choose a guy who is nearly 70 y/o and some jungle bunny to star in an F1 film? Creatively bankrupt
>>149637973it's awful
mclaren is cheating, every race is a total slurpfest
I can't wait for Vercucken and his fanbase to criticise Red Bull for the low downforce setup after the race after praising it after quali.
>>149638000fuck you !!!!!!!!
rain
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Rain status?
>>149637964>bin dieselAlso, what the fuck is this F1 Clash thingy - it even has a cringy "simply lovely" at the end
that leaf race which was full wet start and everyone but harse got it wrong
>>149637930>Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare Allpain Edition
>>149638000Max fans never complain or criticise; they accept all outcomes with equanimity
>>149638034Lewis Hamilton is the straightest driver on the grid, so straight that he never got married.
>>149638000max fans are just about the most insufferable of any fanbase
>>149638000what happened with your other proxies pedo?
>>149638058>ham-ralf marriagethe story that 95% of /f1/ needs
lel
>>149637963Did he file his teeth so they are flat on the bottom?
Why are there no American drivers?
>>149636739Most of them have tasers now
Hamilton must have been really proud of overtaking Russell in a dying car
>>149638048ollie would be encouraging his brother yes
why wouldn't he
>>149636588That's Wales you thick cunt.
>>149638076aristocratic genes
>>149638100i made no negative comment
>>149638076What happened to him?
>>149638083britoids are racist against americans
>>149638058>straightEven the circuit supports this theory
No brits will finish this race.
>>149638094Pretty sure that's a hen
where can i watch a decent stream?
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>>149637817>ywn impregnate miguWhy live?
>>149638129That's illegal
If no podium, I'm killing myself
>>149638139a cheeky tenner
>>149638136I use streamed dot su
>>149638120He skipped one mewing session
>>149638129unless they cheat with safety cars again nope
>>149638145Nice knowing you, frog.
>>149637969It starts as a meme, then it turns into a thing, just like feet and cucks in the past
>>149638129Where is he going?
>>149638083You've got an American team (based jn Milton Keynes) joining the grid next season. Also I just remembered Haas is American lol
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>rain before race
>dries up
>total slurper
>rain in 5 that never comes all race
>completely dry
>rains for the podium
it's going to be one of those slurpers bros
>>149638136angelthump lol
>>149638145stop supporting that evil team
>>149638168digits and you're wrong and stupid
with lando and russel being british drivers it seems silverstone isnt covered in red for lewis at all he used to be the only brit now theres 3
>>149638145goodbye friend
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>pick Any day
>it's raining on the rock
The eternal anglotura invades Spain every summer attempting to escape this fate
>>149638140There's real girls to have sex with.
tom holland is british?
i didn't know that
>hamilton wins in rain
It's so fucking over
>>149638159They always managed to get at least at podium when I threaten Ferrari.
>>149638173No
>>149638129>nakedsword 10on1 - sir hamilton debutyeah, /f1/ needs it
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>>149638168I put fans who can only enjoy rain races on the same category as DtS fans
>>149638190Would, but only if they cosplay as miku
>rain
>no rain
so it happened again huh
>>149638136https://streamed.su/
Here senor if the spanish stream is lagging you can switch to english
>>14963813910 niggawatts
https://youtu.be/xeyH2oIlbhM?si=YPUga20UYthICAof
ar nige and oor jackie lads
>>149638212why did he do it?
A Street Fighter tournament just finished before the F1 race, perfect timing, I can't think of anything more comfy than this.
>Bearded Nige
Proper nonce bashing beard
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>>149638217fuck you I'm rerolling. there will be wetness and rain during the race
>>149638208martin wasn't that impressed with tony hawk but loved this dark fellow
>>149638169Password is still [goat] right?
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>>149638234FUCK YOU. I. WANT. RAIN.
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farming news
Fucking hell it's so nice having the Channel 4 coverage?
>>149638254You will never have rain, Nigel.
Who are the 3 drivers that Clarkson hates?
>>149638212He was handsome
They need to fuck off brundle what a depressive old fuck killing the vibe.
Personality of a wet fucking towel, at least give him some shots and a few lines of coke before the grid walk, fucks sake. Or swap him out with a girl with big tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58
is are bernie there today?
How many drivers are going to kamikaze into the wall under typical British conditions?
>>149638254rain is garbage with these cars, unless it's constantly raining
>hamilton straight>>149636588where is the audio
>>149638251consecutive digits confirms rain unfortunately, take that retard
>>149638265Norris
Hamilton
probably Colapinto or Hulk for history reasons
>>149636617you have the worst gimmick.
>>149638278off by one again
its not happening
>>149638284change dutch for canadian
>>149638196As long as Lando dies, I will accept it.
Hannah Waddingham would let Brundle spaff on her tits
>proper hag singing your praises and getting down
Corr
>>149638275Only the british ones
>>149638290Nah the fake guest lists are worse
>>149638271Yeah this, he's not reciprocating the compliments well
what is little rishi doing there
>British anthem
Aaaaand stream muted.
Who are the 3 drivers Jeremy doesn't like?
START THE ANTHEM BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149638306What did he do?
Why are half of British celebs black?
>>149638321at least it's only 1 minute long, unlike your 3 minute cringefest
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
>>149638258>Which 3 does jezza hateI think Stroll, Hadjar, Yuki
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white supremacist alonso
nogs seething at the anthem
could a woman who made herself into this become an f1 driver ya think?
>>149638321Brings back too many bad memories for you eh
>>149638333cuck nation and cuck mentality
>>149637914>>149638311she looks like she molests underage boys
>no flyover
Countries gone
>>149638329he waste too much time with celebs and didn't ask any driver about conditions of the track
kek pando porris said that nobody can do perfect laps in these conditions
he drives a fucking cheatlaren
hopefully nobody will make a new thread before the race thread
>>149638333We're heavily influenced by American culture
God save our non-binary, gender non-conforming royal
>>149636372 (OP)Should I listen to Alex Jacques or David Croft?
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gstk
Damn this anthem fucking sucks what the hell
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ANTHEM????????
HAVE YOU NO SHAME BONGS?
TOTAL BONG DEATH
>>149637914reminds me of my kindy teacher tbqhbbq
>>149638333Lewis invited them all, didn't invite any white ones.
Tom Holland looks like shit
that's Hill I would die on
does she eat cigarettes for breakfast
oh no, the french jets have arrived
>no fly past
grim
country is gone
>>149638354>just heard the jets after>seeing them nowThey absolutely fucked that, topkek
>>149638362Fernando Tornello
THE RED ARROWS ARE ATTACKING THE KING
In my opinion British get bullied here too much, they're the only ones who know how to build a car, apart from Ferrari, so don't be so mean to them.
Which F1 related girl you'd like to marry
For me it's the absolute elf
>>149638387ah there it is
>>149638389It just happened, you just had to wait, you STUPID
>>149638375he looks afraid
Get that unfunny retard off of my fucking screen now.
>jack whitehall
Fucking upwards failing nepobaby
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>>149638387see
>>149638394>>149638395fuck off dago, you'd never last in a game of british bulldog
>>149638396She's underage m8
Even the planes are putting out Dutch flag smoke for Max.
>turn on F1 KIDS
>see two old hags
hmm
>>149638326I'm guessing Cola, Stroll and Ocon. He likes Alonso and Oscar at least.
Is /f1/ ready for the Brits to save F1 once again?
>>149638428>brits saving anything LMAO
digits and norris is taken out turn 1
>>149638400>>149638410They fucked the timing and coverage on it though
is the tv production quality parallel to a nations decline?
>>149638438But what about Big Daddy Cool Diesel?
reminder the only british drivers on the grid are ruslel and bearman
>Vin Diesel at Ferrari
La familia.
there will be massive mayham in turn 1
>>149638448Who are the 3 he does not like?
>>149638448absolutely shitfaced
maybe it's the extra effort fom had to do for f4 (getting the stream suspended)
>>149638451>Bearmananon, I...
>>149638419Madeleine also was, and that didn't stop you guys
I've got a cold can of RED BULL ready
>drying out
Starmer did this
>>149638460>midday in the uk on sundayits his civic duty to be pissed
who are the 3 drivers clarkson hates?
>>149638458Lando will be late on the brake and take out max, Oscar to cruise to easy victory
This is going to be a semen slurper init
>it's our home circuit
Ya, you and (almost) every other team
I see the colonials are still absolutely seething about bong superiority in the art of vrooming again.
kek, autocorrect changed vrooming to grooming, which is also accurate I guess
too many third worlders on /f1/ today.
they'll be crying when it's a bong 1-2-3 and Max bins it on T1
our sport, our circuit
>>149638448>The globalists fears this physiqueLuv me Clarkson, proper British farmer.
>>149638451>bearman50% bear
50% man
did anyone make any art of him as a bear driving the f1 car?
>>149638451I feel like that's untrue
>>149638375this looks like the start of a porn
A FAKE DUN DUN DUN .
REPEAT - A FAKE DUN DUN DUN
>>149638470It was Hans, as our greatest ally found out.
Lando can win this easily if hes smart
>Don't make any lap one moves
>Focus on blocking off Narb and the Raris and breaking DRS
>Let max and Oscar fuck each other over
>Max gets a penalty and oscar shunted off the track and down tne order
>Even if they don't he can ust pass them on the straits since he would have DRS advantage and better pace from not getting into fights
>>149638396Chadders. Forever Chadders
>>149638531>if hes smartanon....
>>149638449After what happened in 1992, he's never been the same
England looking all kinda messed up globally on F1 coverage and Wimbledon. Joke of a country. If you post this in England you go straight to jail.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uyrjx3XUKI
>turn on stream
>crofty is shouting
goddamnit
gentlemen, with great sadness I must inform you that
DUN DUN DUN
What happened to leclerc?
>>149639934Ferrari went retard with low df set up
OH MY GOD, IT'S RAINING!? TIME TO CANCEL THE ENTIRE RACE!
Perhaps f1 do not want to hear it, but piastri is certified goat status and you doubt him every time. How many more races will it take?
NOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S RAINING PLEASE WE HAVE TO THINK OF OUR 16 YEAR OLD FANS COLLECTING LEBUBUS
>500th gp featuring a Nip driver
where does crofty get these stats?
sorry, is that the heckin' Rain Meister Lewis Hamilton getting absolutely mollywopped in the rain AGAIN? Croftybros, what is our defence this time?
lmao, cuckjar binned that hard
this shit is kino, I don't give a fuck what you guys say
just woke up what did I miss
ATTENTION
Script just leaked
ATTENTION
Script just leaked
Max and Norris will crash so Stroll and Hulk will end up on the podium
>>149640703gen z not knowing how to drive in the rain
we've only just hit 1/3 of the way...
>>149640737GOD I RARELY PRAY FOR SOMETHING BUT PLEASE LET THIS BE. it be funny.
>>149640849>OI, I'M A PEAKY BLINDER INNIT
Britain should not be allowed to host a race.
>>149640849BANG BANG
SIGMA THOMAS SHELBY SIGMA
BANG BANG
>>149636372 (OP)BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...each day brings us closer to final victory over the great satan of fraudstappen and deadbull...
> FraudStappen exposed !> FraudStappen can't drive !> FraudStappen no skill !> FraudStappen no talent !
>>149640894Britain should not be allowed.
>>149640951hahahha you are wizard
LMAO FRAUDSTAPPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>149640678bros he's done it again...
Norris and Piastri are drivers with actual talent and skill.
For FraudStappen it's been 99.9% the car and 0.01% RetardStappen.
I love seeing FraudStappen exposed for the FRAUD he is.
fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC
> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way
>>149641169I called it ! I called it ! I called it ! I called it !
> FraudStappen exposed !> FraudStappen can't drive !> FraudStappen no skill !> FraudStappen no talent !
>Hamilton sacrificing his streak for The Hulk
#blessed
>>149636588>Welsh police>”England”Hurr Durr
