Thread 149636372

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Race in 2 bongs 30 bings

>>149636372 (OP)
Crawford won from P3 today btw

>we boxed at perfect time
does he know?

no

>>149636390
Did he get a penal from only stopping on VSC? I think Dunne's team bitched about that

PENAL

>>149636390
a dq is not a win

>>149636390
>Crawford won
VSC was out when he entered pitlane, he's fucked

Spack Poorfraud

lmao where the fuck could he go?

englel TONIGHT
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ1mRS7IJ6p/

RIGGED

they should tell him right now

>"Did you get in before VSC"
>"Yeah.."
Oh no no no no...

>>149636426
not go into the pits in the first place, team knows there's a car on track, could have just left him out

>>149636427
>Restricted video
>You must be 18 years old or over to see this video

>>149636426
Nowhere, it's bad luck. Also pitting under VSC is not illegal itself afaik, it just doesn't count for the mandatory pitstop.

silly silly silly

OOOOO SAAAAYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAANNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gimi

>>149636372 (OP)
Stewards are retarded. EVERY decision has a footnote
>Remember you can always appeal lol
They should straight away apply a penalty and treat it like a strict liability offence, then IF there is mitigation it gets swept up on appeal. This sucks to make the P3 guy not get his podium for absolutely no reason

>>149636427
>The content has been deleted

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this could have been easily avoided as well if they pitted way earlier, like they should have

Based British tune

>>149636476
Yeah it's just kinda cruel to all the drivers involved

>>149636458
Trust me, you don't want to see it

>>149636492
It's not that bad.

>we've had really memorable races around there (spa)
yeah 2019 for example

>>149636494
>No rallentando
Based. Get that traitor tune over as quick as possible

>>149636512
It's not a traitor tune, it's the tune from an old English drinking song. The burgers just made up traitor words for it

>>149636522
How are they traitors?

>Pre-race edition
>implying they're ever gonna go racing
Optimism is the food of the wise man, the liquor of the fool

>>149636530
>Teamed up with their mother country's archenemy to fight them over "not having representation" (read: aristocratic elite not wanting to pay taxes after Britain had nearly bankrupted itself defending their interests in the French and Indian war)

englel TONIGHT (v2)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751802183171244.mp4

>>149636552
go away

>>149636552
What a classy lady

The streets of england after Norris, Bearman and Hamilton all DNF

>>149636588
Why would there be Welsh police on the streets of England

>>149636588
why don't they just shoot him? are they stupid?

>>149636552
aroma of a propah english rose

>>149636588
George can still win.

all e*glish drivers DNF tonight!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751802527015280.mp4

>>149636602
Police brutality is bad.

>>149636588
cops should have guns in britain

>>149636613
>>149636552
Can you stop posting ur fetish u weirdo?

Strength through suffering

>>149636588
>the tire

>>149636600
reinforcements

>>149636623
Yeah, of course! Lets live in an even worse police state! Yummy!

>>149636623
Ugly furry

>>149636522
I had no idea. What were the original words? Going to come up with that I think they should be
>Oh drink down that ale
>Oh me hearty boys hurrah
>We love taxation and representation
>But only for those of us who are not retarded

like it or not franco is scoring regardless

if I were a milionaire f1 driver I'd get a pilots license and buy a used fighter jet

>Russel manages to be an uncharismatic mannequin even in an RAF commercial
how does he do it?

>>149636697
that camera guy got rich off of that

>>149636609
Russell has a different kind of fan than the other British drivers

>>149636372 (OP)
he WILL fire that missile at Brackley after being replaced by Verstappen and I am all for it

>>149636711
it's just the bri'ish way innit m8?

>>149636715
Yeah, latinx people.

>>149636588
one well prepared man with a knoife could easily take over a british cop shop

what a joke of a island they've become

England next

>>149636713
I'm sure that English rose will also be getting a payout.

>>149636715
>Longing for simpler time
>Covered in ice cream parlour tier tattoos

>>149636588
Where are their stun guns?
Juts fry their nerves

>>149636588
bitch is dead, proper bullseye

>>149636739
They have tasers.

>>149636715
Isn't that the guy who does wood turning and works at a medieval castle?

>>149636743
Hey stopping that image, that's my wife from prince of persia

>>149636588
>>149636655
>>149636739
>>149636770
>Police are an absolute joke
>Still live in a nightmare police state
How are Brits even real?

Regular police officers in the UK, outside of Northern Ireland, do not routinely carry firearms. Firearms are carried by specially trained officers called Authorised Firearms Officers (AFOs) when the situation requires it.

in other words, death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton

>>149636813
anarcho tyranny

Coverage of Formula 1 Qatar Airways British Grand Prix begins in 45 minutes

>>149636824
>Authorised Firearms Officers
Is that when they have to deal with someone typing mean words about trannies online?

>>149636790
No

>mclaren dont have 0.5s gap over rivals in every conditions and every session anymore
say it, they were cheating with brakes and they no more have illegal advantage everywhere, still fastest car, but not immune to the weather, so rivals can be closer

>>149636870
that and also when online trashing some certain footie players
they send AFO's in armored cars

>>149636838
>Qatar
>British

>>149636743
thumbnail looks like she's smoking a ciggy

>>149636889
Their tyre degeneration is way worse now than it was at the start of the year
They were definitely cheating

>>149636901
she can smoke my ciggy if you perceive the implications

>>149636889
Wasn't illegal if they were allowed to use it.

>>149636838
Who was the pioneer of this make up style?

>>149636922
>The 2007 McLaren wasn't illegal because McLaren were allowed to use it
flawed thinking innit.

>>149636936
Optimised over generations by hordes of nameless slags we'll fortunately never know.

>>149636950
By definition of illegal, yes, he is correct.

>>149636950
There was no evidence they ever copied Ferrari.

>>149636936
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971

>>149636966
okay, i took the bait i forgot no brit is in good fatih. so have a (you) and get your dopamine hit.

>>149636715
this is highly problematic

>>149637006
Yeah, those shitty tattoos aren't period accurate.

Is the race postponed?

>>149636715
>covered in tattoos
Utter garbage.

fuck the british. holding a race at 2am

>>149637046
yes they are holding it so i can go and rape them both and get back to the telly for the warmup lap

>>149636889
McLaren were running a high downforce wing because they wanted to be prepared for a wet race today. Amx ran a low downforce wing because it was the only way he could be competitive in qualifying with his shitbox car, but it now puts him in a very bad position if today's race is wet. McLaren were optimizing for the race, Amx was optimizing for the qualifying

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149637080
counterpoint: amx is so good in the rain, he doesn't need high downforce

>>149636889
track dependent and both mclel piloti made errors anyway

>retard can't into physics
Grim

Track and sky will be completely bone dry come race start.

VER (RB)
VER (RB)
VER (RB)
VER (RB)
PIA (MCL)
VER (MERC)
VER (MERC)
VER (MERC)
VER (MERC)

>>149637080
Why can't they just change the setup in between sessions?

>>149637135
Park Fermie

>>149637099
Scott who?

>>149637129
Simply lovely

>>149637135
cars are glued, bolted and welded in place and the mechanics are bound and gagged until race start. it is impossible to change anything

>>149637080
You have to be really shit if you manage to lose a race in the wet from pole no matter what setup you running.

>>149637170
No it isn't.

Good morning lads
P2 to P1 ;)

It's ok because there will be no rain so max will just cruise away while the two cheatlarens crash into eachother

I ll got take a nap

>>149637129
>Australia finally gets another WDC
>Max cements his place as the GOAT of F1
I can accept this outcome

>Sky Sports Italia report that while talks are still ongoing and progress is apparently being made, a deal with Mercedes is still a long way off being finalised much less announced
>an unusual sticking point is apparently a determined Verstappen camp not budging on a contractual clause recognising the outcome of the 2021 season finale in Abu Dhabi, that ended controversially with Vestappen's first World Driver's Championship, and has been in dispute by the Mercedes team and chiefly its team principle ever since
>Sky Sports Italia report that while Wolff is very eager to sign the Dutch driver they are trying to remain non-committal on any such clause, describing it as ancient history best not revisited.
>An announcement before the summer break was hoped for but may not be possible, a team source reports

>>149637152
Edds friend

>>149637189
I slept for 11 hours straight. Woke up not long ago

>>149637178
what the fuck would you know, boy

gimi

gimi

>>149636838
english lasses are lovely

>>149637135
If you change your setup after qualifying, you have to start from the pit lane. RBR are going to gamble they can hold the lead, even with a shit wing that doesn't suit the conditions

>>149637199
Toto will grow a Hitler mustache after he signs Max

>>149637189
I already did

need to get ice cream

>>149637080
just like 2024 silverstone

>>149637330
of course you did

POLE

>>149637080
Cheatlaren only has high DF setups

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149637080
Streets are saying the floor (and upgrades they brought to said floor this weekend) are negating the cons of a low downforce rw (to an extent).

gimi raoggonen and vettee dream team please bring me back

>>149637384
they are?
what else?

yes, I know Elena was a co-driver but we NEED guys built like this back in F1

>>149637384
This won't help him now nobody is going to go full speed in the corners, he'll just lose more and more time because the car is too unstable

They’re back!!!!!!!!!!

gm

>>149637447
Checo really let himself go huh

>>149637447
no

goblino you fucking retard

>>149637467
kek
>>149637469
:(

>>149637479
>neo was supposed to be played by a black man

this fucking faggot, man

CAM ON OSCA WINS SOME FUCKEN RACES

>>149637479
>4th
KWAN(egro)

>went to bed around 20:30
>woke up around 0:30
>went back to sleep around 1:30
>woke up again around 9:30
>went back again at 11:30
>woke up again at 13:30
f1 races for this sleeping strategy?

>>149637488
I still hate Mercedes and wish them the worst

Is tbe start delayed? Im running late

vermeulen 3rd in dtm at the norisring btw

I'm going to be watching for the first time today. what am I in for? how long is a race usually?

I’m offering you an open seat in Formula One General

>>149637529
>teen burger
the fuck

>went to bed at 22:00
>still in bed asleep

'Ow many bongs til the race, la?

>>149637540
2h

>>149637540
6-9 hours depending on weather conditions

>>149637540
>what am I in for?
race should be somewhat close but don't expect nascar style order changes
>how long is a race usually?
after about 20 minutes people start posting porn ITT, so too long

>>149637558
>that timing
Ta, la

>>149637476
>>149637493
people like it

>>149637540
larper
anyway, usually as long as it takes to get through the first corner

>>149637445
>>149637531
https://x.com/dr_obbs/status/1941722612549193909

Obviously I have no idea how wet conditions are going to disturb things, but it might not be the raping that's anticipated.

>>149637570
Damn, didn't know he won the race. Thought it started later

>>149637570
>people
>sumeet beniwal

>>149637463
Half of these drivers aren't even on the grid anymore

>Thought the race started at 6
>Could have gotten 1 more hour of sleep
fuck it going to the store to get snacks, what y'all want

*shells your position*

>amx pole bit of suprise?
>sheeeeeeeeeeit, get real BITCH
sometimes even poois is based

>>149637577
thanks johnny

>>149637599
>he woke up 4 hours early for this
lmao @ ur life

>>149637489
by will smith lol

>>149637599
I'll get a honey bun glazed, cosmic brownie, bag of cheester hot fries, bag of lays BBQ, (2) arizona arnold palmers and a large frozen coke.
Just a little something to nibble on during the race.

>>149637617
I live on the worst coast anon

>>149637612
Johnny Utah was there for quali

I'm doing everything I can to manifest a VERPIALEC top 3.
NORRUSHAM DNF
Pray with me boys.

>>149637622
>just casually eating 3000 calories as a snack
real america posting hours on /f1/

>>149637599
stroopwafels

>>149637516
>>149637557
Starts at 15:00

>>149637633
>post ends in 33

awake but at what cost?

>>149637599
an anglo qt for me

does anyone else just eat the same thing every fucking day? I have since i was about 16

I thought it was supposed to be pouring rain right now

>>149637622
fatty

>>149637591
yeah i thought we'd all enjoy that

>>149637654
What do you eat anon?

I've had pork chops with potatoes and sour cream for three days now.

>>149637654
I sometimes will eat the same thing for like 4 days in a row but that's about it

>>149637654
r u Roscoe?

>>149637593
Most of them aren't.

the new superman movie look like shit

>>149637622
#viesdik

>>149637599
block of cheddar, sharp
case of natty ice

Dead Sport

>>149637599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKt-8CzpvQQ

>>149637488
George is the hero of this story though

>>149637633
checked
blessed digits

i can feel it in my bones lads, proper meme race incoming

>>149637577
Somebody's doing the raping

>>149637691
max will pull a silverstone 2021 on porris, but porris won't survive the crash
digits confirm

>>149637718
The winner

Terrible

This is the one were both mclarens take each other out.

>>149637731
norizz will survive the initial crash, but the NHS will think he's foreign and put him on a waiting list, letting him die slowly while in a lot of agony

>>149637718
What you're feeling in your bones is AIDS

>>149637633
Amen brother, amen

>>149637654
my autism allows this not to be a problem

>>149637636
Jelly?

>>149637691
MILK

>>149637744
checked

good morning neguinhos
digits and Norris KWABs at maggots

>>149637741
Checo is great.

>>149637691
I love tits so much it's unreal

OOHHh ITS THUNDERING IN SURREY LADS

>>149637759
on crashing

neguinhos weve been over this
goblando is going out in front of his own grandstand

>>149637716
afraid not

>>149637741
poorez will go 0-24 in qualy
humiliation ritual

>>149637751
I love crustaceans

>>149637633
>>149637644
surveyed

>>149637765
This is so exciting!

>>149637622
the fatso of Florida
>>149637633
>those digits
simply lovely

>>149637744
He's brown so he'll go to the top of the list.

>>149637741
>bottas and perez will be 23rd and 24th in a 22 car championship
grim

Wow, heckin lego trophy

England next, slapnuts

porris is fucked btw, he has bin russel and hamilwog behind him lol

rain status?

>>149637644
That's good right

>>149637741
>A team with two #2 drivers
Classic GM.

Migu

>>149637801
Why is Birmingham so bright?

>>149637800
they are like those transforming chessmen i seen on jewtube

press it and it transforms into.....
??????????????

>>149637654
i am

>>149637817
perfect sized bobies

RAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>149637817
>>149637826
Unrelated to F1.

is it called silverstone because everything including the sky is gray/silver like stone?

>>149637691
B O O B A

>>149637848
Uh-oh, delayed start

>>149637844
Can I get some context here
I shan't be watching the F* m*vie

the weather is trying it's best to fuck over amx....

lego cup

>>149637861
>Probably 'Saewulf's/Sigewulf's farm/settlement'.
>http://kepn.nottingham.ac.uk/map/place/Northamptonshire/Silverstone

SAFETY CAR START MICHAEL, ITS TOO WET, TOO MUCH SPRAY

>>149637046
ai is getting more convincing by the week

this will have disastrous consequences for the human race

rain status

what do her farts sound and smell like?

>>149637848
>>149637874

>>149637887
EVEN THE FUCKING BRITISH WEATHER IS OUT TO GET ARE AMX

>thought I missed the start
WTF, have they moved start one hour later once again?

That man looks like Tony Hawk.

IT'S TO DANGEROUS MAN
abort race

>tony in aplee
grimi

cat board btw

>>149637903
How do you know it's AI?

>>149637922
yep, all for the sake of amerifats

>>149637922
No you just can't read

Brad Pitt didnt actually drive that car did he? Surely hed spin off within 2 corners

>>149637914
Sound: Thunder
Smell: Sulphur

Even if Max gets raped at the start, as the track dries he's going to be the one doing the raping.

>>149637914
She does not fart.

>rain blue balling again

the race is going to be dry isn't it bros?

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>149637932
bird board

zesty little chat

/ourguy/

>>149637912
What a CRINGE image to make.

>>149637914
Is this fart stuff a meme or an actual common fetish? This entire board is always aroma this, fragrance that.. I honestly can't tell

stopped watching since my boi left is F1 even fun at the moment?

>>149637973
hes at hass today actually

>>149637956
>wet racing

hasn't been a thing in about 20 years, only on inters for a few laps while it dries out

>>149637936
>>149637922
>races used to always be a comfy 10pm
>now they're always midnight or 1am
>every second Asian race is a night race
I'm tired bros

gimi

>>149637922
It's been raining sideways, so the race is delayed a bit over 30m

>>149637983
Bro there's been tons of wet races since then.

rain status?

Why did they choose a guy who is nearly 70 y/o and some jungle bunny to star in an F1 film? Creatively bankrupt

>>149637973
it's awful
mclaren is cheating, every race is a total slurpfest

I can't wait for Vercucken and his fanbase to criticise Red Bull for the low downforce setup after the race after praising it after quali.

>>149638000
fuck you !!!!!!!!

Rain status?

queen respects queens

>>149637964
>bin diesel
Also, what the fuck is this F1 Clash thingy - it even has a cringy "simply lovely" at the end

>>149638000
kwab

that leaf race which was full wet start and everyone but harse got it wrong

>>149637930
>Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare Allpain Edition

>hamilshit fans itt
grim

Cool but can he do this

>>149638000
Max fans never complain or criticise; they accept all outcomes with equanimity

>>149637913
imagine...

no disparaging comment

>>149638034
Lewis Hamilton is the straightest driver on the grid, so straight that he never got married.

>>149638000
max fans are just about the most insufferable of any fanbase

>>149638000
what happened with your other proxies pedo?

>>149638058
>ham-ralf marriage
the story that 95% of /f1/ needs
lel

>>149637963
Did he file his teeth so they are flat on the bottom?

Why are there no American drivers?

>>149636739
Most of them have tasers now

Hamilton must have been really proud of overtaking Russell in a dying car

>>149638041
Nice cock

FUCK OFF

>>149638048
ollie would be encouraging his brother yes
why wouldn't he

>>149638095
Nice one, Kev

>>149638083
Sarge bro...

>>149636588
That's Wales you thick cunt.

>>149638076
aristocratic genes

>>149638100
i made no negative comment

>>149638076
What happened to him?

>>149638083
britoids are racist against americans

>>149638058
>straight
Even the circuit supports this theory

Can he get 10?

No brits will finish this race.

>>149638094
Pretty sure that's a hen

where can i watch a decent stream?

>>149638129
10 what

>>149637817
>ywn impregnate migu
Why live?

>>149638129
That's illegal

>>149638120
goon to much

If no podium, I'm killing myself

>>149638136
f1tv.com

>>149637817
Shes 16

>>149638139
a cheeky tenner

>>149638136
f1tv.com

>>149638136
I use streamed dot su

>>149638120
He skipped one mewing session

>>149638129
unless they cheat with safety cars again nope

>>149638145
Nice knowing you, frog.

>>149638136
yonder

>>149637969
It starts as a meme, then it turns into a thing, just like feet and cucks in the past

>>149638129
Where is he going?

>>149638083
You've got an American team (based jn Milton Keynes) joining the grid next season. Also I just remembered Haas is American lol

>rain before race
>dries up
>total slurper
>rain in 5 that never comes all race
>completely dry
>rains for the podium

it's going to be one of those slurpers bros

>>149638136
angelthump lol

>>149638145
stop supporting that evil team

how was f2/f3?

>>149638168
digits and you're wrong and stupid

with lando and russel being british drivers it seems silverstone isnt covered in red for lewis at all he used to be the only brit now theres 3

>>149638145
goodbye friend

>>149638151
out of ten

Based of tom holland

>pick Any day
>it's raining on the rock
The eternal anglotura invades Spain every summer attempting to escape this fate

>>149638140
There's real girls to have sex with.

tom holland is british?
i didn't know that

>hamilton wins in rain
It's so fucking over

>>149638159
They always managed to get at least at podium when I threaten Ferrari.
>>149638173
No

>>149638129
>nakedsword 10on1 - sir hamilton debut
yeah, /f1/ needs it

Welfare outfit

>>149638168
I put fans who can only enjoy rain races on the same category as DtS fans

>>149638190
Would, but only if they cosplay as miku

>rain
>no rain
so it happened again huh

>>149638136
https://streamed.su/
Here senor if the spanish stream is lagging you can switch to english

>>149638139
10 niggawatts
https://youtu.be/xeyH2oIlbhM?si=YPUga20UYthICAof

ar nige and oor jackie lads

>>149638212
why did he do it?

A Street Fighter tournament just finished before the F1 race, perfect timing, I can't think of anything more comfy than this.

>Bearded Nige
Proper nonce bashing beard

>>149638190
proof?

>>149638217
fuck you I'm rerolling. there will be wetness and rain during the race

>>149638208
martin wasn't that impressed with tony hawk but loved this dark fellow

>>149638169
Password is still [goat] right?

>>149638212
Incorrect.

>>149638154
thank you

>>149638213
Based.

>>149638234
FUCK YOU. I. WANT. RAIN.

Which 3 does jezza hate

>>149638254
no

farming news

Fucking hell it's so nice having the Channel 4 coverage?

>>149638254
You will never have rain, Nigel.

Who are the 3 drivers that Clarkson hates?

Martin gonna smash

>>149638254
shan't

>>149638212
He was handsome

They need to fuck off brundle what a depressive old fuck killing the vibe.
Personality of a wet fucking towel, at least give him some shots and a few lines of coke before the grid walk, fucks sake. Or swap him out with a girl with big tits

is are bernie there today?

How many drivers are going to kamikaze into the wall under typical British conditions?

>>149638254
rain is garbage with these cars, unless it's constantly raining

>hamilton straight

>>149636588
where is the audio

>>149638251
consecutive digits confirms rain unfortunately, take that retard

England soon

>>149638265
Norris
Hamilton
probably Colapinto or Hulk for history reasons

it will rain for AMX

>>149638258
>>149638265
Argie
Dutch
Italian

Love milfs
Simple as

>>149636617
you have the worst gimmick.

>>149638278
off by one again

its not happening

>>149638284
change dutch for canadian

>>149638196
As long as Lando dies, I will accept it.

Hannah Waddingham would let Brundle spaff on her tits

>proper hag singing your praises and getting down
Corr

brundle fucked up lol

>>149638275
Only the british ones

>>149638290
Nah the fake guest lists are worse

Here is the rain

>>149638271
Yeah this, he's not reciprocating the compliments well

what is little rishi doing there

>British anthem
Aaaaand stream muted.

Who are the 3 drivers Jeremy doesn't like?

START THE ANTHEM BEFORE I PISS MESELF!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149638306
What did he do?

>>149638308
I like it

Why are half of British celebs black?

>>149638321
at least it's only 1 minute long, unlike your 3 minute cringefest

LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN

>>149638258
>Which 3 does jezza hate
I think Stroll, Hadjar, Yuki

Chadders

>>149638330
cute

white supremacist alonso

nogs seething at the anthem

could a woman who made herself into this become an f1 driver ya think?

>>149638321
Brings back too many bad memories for you eh

>>149638333
cuck nation and cuck mentality

>>149637914
>>149638311
she looks like she molests underage boys

>no flyover
Countries gone

>>149638329
he waste too much time with celebs and didn't ask any driver about conditions of the track

kek pando porris said that nobody can do perfect laps in these conditions
he drives a fucking cheatlaren

hopefully nobody will make a new thread before the race thread

>>149638333
We're heavily influenced by American culture

God save our non-binary, gender non-conforming royal

max will win

>>149636372 (OP)
Should I listen to Alex Jacques or David Croft?

gstk

Damn this anthem fucking sucks what the hell

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ANTHEM????????

HAVE YOU NO SHAME BONGS?

TOTAL BONG DEATH

>king
cringe

>>149637914
reminds me of my kindy teacher tbqhbbq

>>149638333
Lewis invited them all, didn't invite any white ones.

Imagine the smell

Tom Holland looks like shit

that's Hill I would die on

does she eat cigarettes for breakfast

sovlless warbly no music

oh no, the french jets have arrived

>>149638359
zog bless!!!

>no fly past

grim

country is gone

>>149638354
>just heard the jets after
>seeing them now
They absolutely fucked that, topkek

that was WEAK
oof

>>149638362
Fernando Tornello

THE RED ARROWS ARE ATTACKING THE KING

In my opinion British get bullied here too much, they're the only ones who know how to build a car, apart from Ferrari, so don't be so mean to them.

Which F1 related girl you'd like to marry
For me it's the absolute elf

>>149638387
ah there it is

>>149638389
It just happened, you just had to wait, you STUPID

>>149638375
he looks afraid

Get that unfunny retard off of my fucking screen now.

Idris Elba

>>149638389
retard

>jack whitehall
Fucking upwards failing nepobaby

FRENCH INVASION

>>149638387
see >>149638394
>>149638395
fuck off dago, you'd never last in a game of british bulldog

>>149638396
She's underage m8

Even the planes are putting out Dutch flag smoke for Max.

>turn on F1 KIDS
>see two old hags
hmm

>>149638326
I'm guessing Cola, Stroll and Ocon. He likes Alonso and Oscar at least.

Is /f1/ ready for the Brits to save F1 once again?

>>149638401
Never relax.

FRENCH INVASION

>>149638428
>brits saving anything
LMAO

digits and norris is taken out turn 1

>>149638400
>>149638410
They fucked the timing and coverage on it though

is the tv production quality parallel to a nations decline?

JEZZA JEZZA JEZZA

JEZZA

>>149638438
But what about Big Daddy Cool Diesel?

RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW

reminder the only british drivers on the grid are ruslel and bearman

>Vin Diesel at Ferrari
La familia.

>>149638448
& fat cunt

there will be massive mayham in turn 1

>>149638448
Who are the 3 he does not like?

>>149638448
absolutely shitfaced

>>149638449
KWAB

maybe it's the extra effort fom had to do for f4 (getting the stream suspended)

>>149638396
Aurelia!

>>149638448
proper souf

>>149638451
>Bearman
anon, I...

>>149638419
Madeleine also was, and that didn't stop you guys

I've got a cold can of RED BULL ready

>>149638448
lad

is this the formula?

rain status?

OHHH JEREMY CLARKSON

>drying out
Starmer did this

Miga

>>149638415
>>149638415
>>149638415
>>149638415
>>149638415

>>149638460
>midday in the uk on sunday
its his civic duty to be pissed

who are the 3 drivers clarkson hates?

Wheres the megathread?

>>149638458
Lando will be late on the brake and take out max, Oscar to cruise to easy victory

This is going to be a semen slurper init

>it's our home circuit
Ya, you and (almost) every other team

I see the colonials are still absolutely seething about bong superiority in the art of vrooming again.

kek, autocorrect changed vrooming to grooming, which is also accurate I guess

too many third worlders on /f1/ today.
they'll be crying when it's a bong 1-2-3 and Max bins it on T1
our sport, our circuit

>>149638448
>The globalists fears this physique
Luv me Clarkson, proper British farmer.

>>149638451
>bearman
50% bear
50% man

did anyone make any art of him as a bear driving the f1 car?

>>149638396
penelope ofc

>>149638451
I feel like that's untrue

>>149638396
ARE JOOJ

>>149638375
this looks like the start of a porn

>>149638176
wet

A FAKE DUN DUN DUN .
REPEAT - A FAKE DUN DUN DUN

>>149638470
It was Hans, as our greatest ally found out.

Lando can win this easily if hes smart
>Don't make any lap one moves
>Focus on blocking off Narb and the Raris and breaking DRS
>Let max and Oscar fuck each other over
>Max gets a penalty and oscar shunted off the track and down tne order
>Even if they don't he can ust pass them on the straits since he would have DRS advantage and better pace from not getting into fights

>>149638396
Chadders. Forever Chadders

>>149638531
>if hes smart
anon....

gaming

>>149638449
After what happened in 1992, he's never been the same

DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN

GUN GUN GUN

England looking all kinda messed up globally on F1 coverage and Wimbledon. Joke of a country. If you post this in England you go straight to jail.

Sonny Hayes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uyrjx3XUKI

>turn on stream
>crofty is shouting
goddamnit

gentlemen, with great sadness I must inform you that
DUN DUN DUN

>>149638761
whomstve

Omg Kmag hi hi!!!!!

What happened to leclerc?

>>149639934
Ferrari went retard with low df set up

OH MY GOD, IT'S RAINING!? TIME TO CANCEL THE ENTIRE RACE!

Perhaps f1 do not want to hear it, but piastri is certified goat status and you doubt him every time. How many more races will it take?

NOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S RAINING PLEASE WE HAVE TO THINK OF OUR 16 YEAR OLD FANS COLLECTING LEBUBUS

MEME RACE

>500th gp featuring a Nip driver
where does crofty get these stats?

sorry, is that the heckin' Rain Meister Lewis Hamilton getting absolutely mollywopped in the rain AGAIN? Croftybros, what is our defence this time?

lmao, cuckjar binned that hard

KWABJAR

this shit is kino, I don't give a fuck what you guys say

just woke up what did I miss

ATTENTION
Script just leaked
ATTENTION
Script just leaked
Max and Norris will crash so Stroll and Hulk will end up on the podium

>>149640703
gen z not knowing how to drive in the rain

we've only just hit 1/3 of the way...

>>149640737
GOD I RARELY PRAY FOR SOMETHING BUT PLEASE LET THIS BE. it be funny.

>>149640849
>OI, I'M A PEAKY BLINDER INNIT

Britain should not be allowed to host a race.

>>149640849
BANG BANG
SIGMA THOMAS SHELBY SIGMA
BANG BANG

>>149636372 (OP)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...each day brings us closer to final victory over the great satan of fraudstappen and deadbull...
> FraudStappen exposed !
> FraudStappen can't drive !
> FraudStappen no skill !
> FraudStappen no talent !

>>149640894
Britain should not be allowed.

MAX NO

Max noooooooooooooo

WASHED
A
S
H
E
D

>>149640951
hahahha you are wizard

>>149640737
BRUH

Told you >>149620259

Dead bull

LMAO FRAUDSTAPPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149640678
bros he's done it again...

Norris and Piastri are drivers with actual talent and skill.
For FraudStappen it's been 99.9% the car and 0.01% RetardStappen.
I love seeing FraudStappen exposed for the FRAUD he is.

fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC
> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way

>>149641169
I called it ! I called it ! I called it ! I called it !
> FraudStappen exposed !
> FraudStappen can't drive !
> FraudStappen no skill !
> FraudStappen no talent !

>Hamilton sacrificing his streak for The Hulk
#blessed

>>149636588
>Welsh police
>”England”
Hurr Durr