Thread 149637373

>news
Fred are 9th.
Adelaide beat 28 man team on the field.
They don't want late night discussion.

dear federal agents
*farts*

I am glad concerning the results of the football this week.

El Rata Alada

4th for Nick Daicos and the perpetually successful Collingwood Magpies

>>149637511
>USE THIS ONE THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF PAGE 10
>149637373
>page 6
>8 threads per hour
consider kysing youself retard

>>149637398
fippybippy
>>149637409
trip on eddie

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149637690
GOTTEM

still waiting on that thread to fall off page 10

>>149647056
any time now

>>149647056
hell, i passed out for a few hours, missed all the f1, woke up and was still able to post on it
800+ postmaxxing chads rise up

when was the last time a song changed the world?

>>149648638
feed the worl-ACK!
ynr you're always told to feel guilty donate to them because for some strange reason they can't into farming

>>149648760
>gibs us money
ceo of charity now has a mansion in monaco

charity's a are a scam they all just schemes that prey on innocent people

like i remember when the tin cup people that would ask for donations stopped taking cash donations and wanted your credit card details for their scam
what you're too good to take a gold coin now?

you are taxes fund xe's donations mate

>>149637511
>USE THIS ONE THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF PAGE 10
>takes 6 hours to fall off at least
what did he mean by this
>>149648267

thread died so we'll use this one now ok?

>>149650003
caught me I always said I had no cash so that's why the eventually switched to taking your credit card details lol hehehehehe

nah might bake a newy because i'm not an earlyfag threadmaxxer who bakes early because it makes him cum when people post in his thread

>>149650393
too late i just came

GOTTEM

sick of waking up to news that the windies have capitulated overnight again
black men should be dominating the white man, it’s the natural order of things

unferrously, correct

the only good seppo is sebbo, all others can fuck off ta x

another day another dollar

I haven't slept

I've been away from /afl/ the last few days, what was the reaction to Kristallnacht?

This weekend was contenders vs pretenders... but next weekend is Big Boy Week

>black men should be dominating the white man, it’s the natural order of things
which is why they had so much advanced technology beforr the evil yt came
post nose
wakanda forever

>>149653242
that we need another

in what universe are carlton "contenders" to anything but the wooden spoon
fucking sick of the big 3 bias

>>149637373 (OP)
GOOD OP pic, classic

Good morning alf

>>149654260
>Carlton
>Contenders
lol but the rest are juicy matchups.

>>149651387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHIRzUnQfg

gma
been crook as a dog any good posts recently

does anyone actually give a fuck about this 'drama' besides the commentators using it to flog articles?

>>149655145
Just part of the AFLs agenda.

>>149655145
What drama?

big fan of wasabi

>>149656236
Crisp Lee Harding

>gold cunts have pies, crows, bane, tigs (who they lost to), blues, gas then dosn and port
yeah they're dropping out of the 8 kek

gma
>>149655145
i do because i think it's fucking stupid that the afl has been handing out like 10 fines a game for umpire contact and now they're trying to suspend people for it as well

mason cox got bodied by a manlet in the vfl lel

>>149656673
what happened, tunneled? concussion?

>>149656722
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLyE05CTp2g

>>149655059
no but steven may just posted iykwim haha

>>149654260
MUST.... FELLATE... CARLTON.....

Let's schedule the 3 worst matches of the round all on sunday

>>149654260
crazy how all the away teams are 12345, almost as if it's scripted (rigged)

>>149656751
is he retiring this year or what

>>149657098
Say what you want but Carlton are still one of the biggest clubs in the league

>>149654260
>farton
lmao (that said i can see bane choking that)
all good games besides that though, feels good to have a good round of footy, last few have been trash

The AFL is seriously considering introducing a secondary tournament that would run during the premiership season, award millions of dollars in prizemoney and could even offer the winning team a spot in the finals.

The idea, first suggested 18 months ago, was raised again by AFL heavyweights including chief executive Andrew Dillon when the club CEOs gathered on the Gold Coast last week and would potentially be introduced once Tasmania joins the competition as a 19th team in 2028.

It would reduce the number of rounds played in the premiership season. Under the proposal, teams would only play each other once in the premiership season, plus an additional rivalry round and Gather Round. The in-season tournament would then make up the difference to the current format, ensuring the terms of the AFL’s broadcast deal are met.

Four club bosses spoken to by this masthead, who asked to remain anonymous because of the sensitive nature of the conversations, confirmed the idea was raised by the AFL last week and said they supported it in theory.

The AFL confirmed the idea to this masthead, but stressed that the concept was only exploratory at this stage and was no guarantee to happen.

“We had a really productive couple of days with all 19 Club CEOs and the AFL executive on how we as an industry prepare for the next five- to 10-year period, including continued discussions on developing a long-term sustainable competition structure, [and] including accounting for the introduction of Tasmania from 2028,” Dillon said.

“A committee of club CEOs and AFL reps have been working through ideas, with a focus on creating more content and marquee moments across a season that are appealing for fans, players and clubs. At this stage they are all just ideas, with further exploratory work and discussions need to continue to be progressed with stakeholders across the industry.”

The refreshed proposal comes as a clear divide between this season’s top and bottom teams has emerged, resulting in a number of one-sided, dead rubber games in the run home to September.

Also factoring in to the AFL’s thinking is the slated entry of a 19th team to the competition in 2028 and the NRL’s popular State of Origin, which is staged throughout June/July every year.

This year’s series will conclude this Wednesday with the series tied at 1-1 and the decider is expected to attract record television numbers across the country.

While the AFL has publicly declared it is considering a rebirth of its own form of State of Origin, it’s likely to be more of an exhibition before the start of the season.

However, an in-season tournament, similar to what the NBA started in 2023, would keep struggling teams and fans engaged in the season for longer. The winning team could be rewarded with as much as $5 million, according to multiple club sources, and even a spot in the finals of the premiership season.

The new competition, which is being worked on by a subcommittee of CEOs and has so far received wide-ranging support from the majority of clubs, could be run two ways. The subcommittee has discussed the possibility of running the tournament concurrently with the regular home-and-away season, which would mean the games are played once every four to six weeks, similar to the FA Cup in English soccer.
Alternatively, the home-and-away season could be paused for approximately a month in the middle of the year, giving clear space to run the standalone, separate competition.
Another idea also raised in talks among the CEOs has been whether teams could recruit state league or even recently retired players for the tournament. One CEO floated big names such as Richmond great Dustin Martin and Swans and Hawks star Lance Franklin.
An in-season tournament for the AFL could also provide the game with another form of revenue, both in sponsorship and potentially a new broadcast deal.

>>149657481
>>149657488
Business idea: 24 rounds of football with each team playing once, 2 games for rivalries, and the remaining games determined by ladder position the previous year.

>>149657481
why is dumb cunt dil so obsessed with changing things and messing with shit
just fucking leave the game alone

>>149657541
>and the remaining games determined by ladder position the previous year.
they don't even do this anymore, they make heaps of teams play each other over and over that aren't rivals year on year for some reason

If everyone plays everyone once how will the AFL be able to rig the draw in Collingwood's favour like they do every year?

>>149657567
that's the beauty, they won't be able to rig it for sloppingwood anymore

>>149657314
applied for a souvlaki yet mate stavros

>>149657481
>>149657488
they can't tamper with the fixture mid season to prevent performing teams playing struggling ones, so this is the next best thing that they have come up with.

hmm

*walks into the job*
*changes the rules, structure, spirit, and format of the league even though it's just not cricket*
*refuses to elaborate*
*leaves*
problem, dumb neet spastics?

>>149657928
really makes you think
but it could never be the experimental gene therapy they forced on everyone and never even apologised for innit lad

The schizos have woken up

>>149657928
post the article but you won't because it goes against your pre-existing agenda.

:)

dumb fucking bitch

the price of rentals in argentina is insane. 1bd penthouse with a jacuzzi for under 1k aud for 3 MONTHS. and that's on airbnb probably even cheaper on the ground.

>>149658092
what number booster you up to mate?

>>149658135
haha yeah you've got nothing when pressed on your retard logic. thanks for proving it.

>>149658110
how much does a house cost in argentina in aud

must be like 8-9 now kek

where were you during the Great Perth Hailstorm of 2010?

>>149658215
those were my weed smoking days, i slept through the whole thing

>>149658157
actually i misread that was the per month rate.

>>149657314
Perhaps so, but they're not a "contender" which is what that list of matches was about. Might as well chuck West Coast on there

>>149658110
you would have to live in argentina though
not worth it

>>149658215
at home, it was my birthday

FAT CUNT'S GUILTY

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits! Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pus-sy.

Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here

>>149658349
this is a miscarriage of justice

>>149658349
qrd?

>>149658215
in hospital after getting broken off bombing a hill while blackout druk

she's got a GREAT beef wellington

micky back to xer old habits of complaining about jews and covid rather than impersonating really cringe and an indian with xer vpn

the vaxxies have woken up

>>149657488
Simply increase the fucking prize pool for finals, a million for the flag wasn't a big deal twenty years ago. And grow a spine and take away half the aflw sides from the johnny come lately parasite clubs like norf. Oh and fold four victorian clubs before bringing in ANY new ones.

micktranny will complain about vaccines and then take experimental hormone replacement therapy in order to try and look like a woman
makes you think

I broke you.

crazy that there are blokes itt who waited in line with all the other goy cattle to get their clotshot

>>149658398
>jew
>1 of 1 result
?

>>149658490
all the away teams thanks

>>149658490
loins
pies
dogs
cats
dosn
hawks
dees
swans
port

>>149658416
its fine tho her bloodline stops with her

>>149658391
based heat chad

loins
snus
dogs
cats
dosn
fred
dees
aints
poort, though frankly MY poort is done this year with those injuries, would not be shocked if WCE pick up the win

>>149658416
>>149658534
applied for ivf yet mate

cunt up spastic

>>149658490
>ch 7 dodging tigers v bombers on saturday primetime

69 Noah Anderson (GCFC)
69 Nick Daicos (COLL)
66 Bailey Smith (GEEL)
64 Jordan Dawson (ADEL)
62 Zak Butters (PORT)
62 Caleb Serong (FRE)
61 Ed Richards (WB)
59 Hugh McCluggage (BL)
59 Connor Rozee (PORT)
58 Tristan Xerri (NMFC)
55 Max Holmes (GEEL)
54 Max Gawn (MELB)

>>149658580
fuck up debate dodger

Serena

>debate dodger
?

>>149658618
imagine the sex and poos

first job down, off too second job now #hustler

imagine having two jobs while micktranny has none

micktranny is a dead set ripper bloke

Erin Patterson guilty of three counts of murder and one count of attempted murder.

>>149655145
They rigged the brownlow for Cripps last year.
Now they are trying to rig it for Daicos but he's not playing as well/getting heavy tags now so they have to find other ways to remove the competition.

>>149657481
>ensuring the terms of the AFL’s broadcast deal are met.

With who? It's not like 7 actually airs AFL games any more. You're lucky to even get a Friday night game.

I'm depressed.

>>149658877
KEK

Ran out of any sort of empathy towards women.

It’s their fault I’m like this now

>>149658877
oi dont be ay

what set off the anti tradie sperg this time

not sure how that's relevant to the footy champ

if you didn’t tip 9 this week you are seriously fucked in the head

>>149658996
>just tip the favourites bro

>>149658490
bane
sunners (they're due)
cwoes
cats
bombies
fred
norf
aints
paer

lol

>>149659015
another win for the patriarchy

>>149659051
blessed

>149658725
imagine me living in (You)r head rent free
applied for a promotion yet mate

>>149658776
FUCKING
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>149659015
There's two options;
Either there was No intention or there was intention and she was lying about it.

Her pattern of behaviour conforms more with the latter, acts which display mens rea (guilty mind) such as lying about the source of the mushrooms, lying about owning a dehydrator, subsequently disposing of said dehydrator and then lying about it and creating a false pretence to lure everyone to the meal in the first place are prime examples of this.

>>149658909
meant israelis

>>149658996
what if i never bother tipping at all retard

in-law just prepped a ripper beef welly lads

>>149659124
nice, enjoy mate

Now, as far as your famous penis goes, the penis is like some sort of bizarre sea slug or like a really long toe. I mean, it's handy. Important even. But the pinnacle of sexual design? The top of the list of erotic destinations? I don't think so. Ones first impulse is to kiss what? ... To kiss the lips. Firm, delicious lips, sweet lips ... surrounding a warm, moist, dizzingly scented mouth. That's what everyone wants to kiss. Not a toe. Not a sea slug. A mouth. And why do you think that is, stupid? ... Because the mouth is the twin sister, the almost exact look-alike of what? ... Not the toe. The mouth is the twin sister of ... the vagina. And all creatures big and small seek the orifice, the opening, to be taken in, engulfed, to be squeezed, lovingly crushed by what is truly the all-powerful, all-encompassing -- no, if it's design you're concerned with, hidden meaning, symbolism, power ... forget the top of Mount Everest, forget the bottom of the sea, the moon, the stars, there is no place nowhere that has been the object of more ambitions, more battles than the sweet sacred mystery between a womans legs that I am proud to call *whispering, barely audible* my pussy

just made a beef wellington with shrooms for my dumb son-in-law who's too dumb and adhd to cook a steak lads

>Rioli pondered retirement, blames himself for drop in Indigenous players
huh?

just cut my willy off ikywim haha

how to fix the afl
move norf to the nt
move hawthorn to hobart
move st kilda to st peters in sydney
move the western bulldogs to north brisbane
make all the nsw teams play at the scg and make the qld teams play at the gabba

>>149659273
>move norf to the nt
Why do people want a NT team? It's retarded. The population there is tiny so there's fuck all marketing opportunities and no player wants to live in Darwin. They'd struggle to retain players. It's pointless.

>>149659287
go png btw

>>149659293
Even more pointless.

>>149659293
Completely different code.
It also makes sense for them, considering islander trash are the majority of people who play/watch NRL in the first place.

>>149655145
Maybe the umpires should pay the obvious tug of the jumper and not be in this situation at all.

>>149659293
kek thats just a political move to curb chinese cultural influence

saw a milf with a really nice fat ass at the supermarket today

>>149659383
Would you prefer me to call them noble savages instead?

>>149659273
this but folding all those teams instead of relocating them

>>149659433
Oh, it's this clown.
Posting soijaks to defend soijak positions.

nrlsperg is a known basedjakker when he gets cornered

>>149659227
cap in hand playing poor innit lad

>>149659472
What a faggot.

home from work

i’ve completely lost interest in footy this year

>i looooooooved staying up to date with the mushroom court saga
>so interesting!

i can tell, fucking state of these off-topic posts

>>149659502
welcome back

>>149659273
>make 4 now 5 nonvic teams play at the most typical stadiums in their relative states
wow so brave

sloppingwood will do that to anyone

that milf could suck on my mushroom iykwim haha

>>i looooooooved staying up to date with the mushroom court saga
>>so interesting!

>>149659509
Which team do you support?

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>>>/b/936756764

>>149659555
kys.

kek imagine the level of seethe to do that

more like imagine the levels of maturity

>It's a Low IQ islander has a sperg out episode again

Might skip this one lads.

>>149659301
as if the chinese care about any sport that that isn't table tennis
and if china was such a threat why do we import everything from them instead of making it locally
applied for a brain transplant yet mate

>>149659124
Kek just saw she was a cook in the jail too and was accused of tampering with food
Why did they let a murderer by cook do cooking in jail

>>149659568
>applied for a brain transplant yet mate
Says the dipshit who quotes the wrong posts.

>>149659582
Competency crisis.
Low IQ morons in all positions of power.

beef wellington and then cheap alcohol in laos for me lads

>NEW
>>>>/b/936756764
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nta but the amount of off-topic posts has not only increased but the quality has worsened

its the same cunt that tried to move us to /int/
he exists to fragment this community

>>149659614
no I didn't do that, that doesn't even make sense why /int/. you cunts are just ruining these threads with off-topic garbo so im pointing you to a board designed just for that

>>149659612
It's relative to the quality of this season. Every round is more than 50% dead rubber games. This weekend is the first in a while where it's actually majority competitive matches where there's actually something at stake.

>LET'S DISCUSS ALL THE FOOTY HAPPENING NOW
Fuck off, you absolute moron.

>>149659536
haha idkwym haha iykwim haha care to elaborate iykwim haha

no tennis games going on rn, just popped into the tennis thread and they're talking about... get this.. they're talking about tennis

>a post every 5 minutes
>all thinly veiled wank material
Big fan of tennis.

/afl/ isnt a sport its a community

tennis is a sport for poofters
solo sports are fucking shit

>>149659646
and your argument is

>>149659653
Not a single post about tennis.

>>149659433
>>149659452
>>149659519
Fucking based 'jak poster

>>149659585
IF YOU MISCLICK AT ANYTIME AND DON'T PROOFREAD YOU ARE... LE DIPSHIT!

>>149659661
mate they're all related to tennis even if its just tennis slags. you're talking about a cunt that cooked a beef wellington

>>149659640
A good chunk of that thread is thirsting over Emma Raducanu and gossiping about whether she's fucking Alcaraz.

>>149659671
Fuck off to BigFooty, champ. Seem like your type of people.

>>149659670
>AND DON'T PROOFREAD YOU ARE... LE DIPSHIT
Objectively, yes.
Doubly so when you are insulting someone else's intelligence.

>>149659670
>IF YOU MISCLICK AT ANYTIME AND DON'T PROOFREAD YOU ARE... LE DIPSHIT
Not him but it's pretty easy to double check you're replying to the right post. Not to mention spellcheck exists on all internet browsers

>Erin Patterson is now a triple murderer. She armed herself by getting in her red MG to go to a wet footy ground and sniff out nature’s random offerings of doom. But what was her motive?
literally football related, idiot

>>149659614
weren't it /bant/ cbf checking the chives

>>149659688
it was bant

annie knight is officially footy related

>>149659695
FUCKING
T
H
I
S

>>149659695
correct

How many today?

only spergs want a sterile boring thread like every other /sp/ general with rules for ops and thread policing what people want to talk about
use filters if it bothers you
fucking knobend

>>149659712
Crisp

this is my blog, my sounding board and my only outlet
deal with it

the general is at it's best when it's all off topic sperging
if you want to discuss footy like an autist head on over to bigboomer will you

he is larping as rulesperg
odd behaviour

this is a funposting general

STAND

depression wank looms

Brisbane will not contend for the 2025 premiership after this week. The curse of Robert Walls will be passed on, resulting in Brisbane packing it in early for the rest of the season.

i have a fun post for you

You don’t have to talk about footy but you have to watch footy to post here

imo

No footy on, lets post hotties
Wish i had a gf like this

>>149659752
>No tits
>Tattoos
>Coloured hair
Red flag after red flag

>>149659752
>Tattoos
Get some fucking standards.

>The earliest tours date back to 1888, when a 21-man squad visited Australia and New Zealand. The squad drew players from England, Scotland and Wales, though English players predominated. The 35-match tour of two host nations included no tests, but the side played provincial, city and academic sides, winning 27 matches. They played 19 games of Australian rules football, against prominent clubs in Victoria and South Australia, winning six and drawing one of these
The former footy team known as the British & Irish Lions

BACON AVOCADO

For me, it's foot tattoos

>>149659746
I think it's far more likely Carlton get thumped in the first half then Brisbane put the cue in the rack with the 5 day break and Carlton limp to an "honourable loss" margin.

Why do you guys defend Fox Footy?

What kind of professional network writes a sub-header like this?
>"Powell-Pepper has done the ACL in his left knee - after doing his right knee in 2024"

"doing his knee" baka...

poort trannys what happened? you lost to a rugby team that had never played footy before

>>149659787
Exactly. Brisbane will win the match and get the Robert Walls medal and then the curse shall be transferred.

>>149659794
I see, that's the angle.
I saw that Carlton won by 11 goals and didn't care to look any further.

>>149659799
Sounds like wishful thinking from a Pies supporter but whatever.

>>149659776
imagine those two hairless pussies rubbing together

cox has that ai face smoothing shit turned up to max

>>149659694
mulga mulga looms
knew i was right
god i need to leave iykwim haha

>>149659792
after spending some time in the UK the first news report i watched back here was about someone being "bashed". sounded so weird and cringe to hear that out of a report instead of assault.

seriously why dont we just post on /b/

>>149659820
nonce

>>149659821
didn't ask what your occupation is

>>149659820
>we
lol you don't fit in here

>>149659826
yeah exactly I don't talk about footy, we don't fit in here

>>149659823
You're going to regret that.

would bang raducanu's mystery meat vajayjay with my big white rad canoe iykwim hahaa

Watching womens tennis makes me horny

>>149659840
this but girls

olympic skateboarding iykwim haha

you guys are in for some serious trouble once my janitor application is accept

>>149659679
>>149659684
the only time i'm eober is just after i wake up you fucking retsod, otherwise i'm more than half a dozen drinks in
i'm smart as hell
BTW WHERE'S YOUR VISA

drinking alcohol is for schmucks

>>149659852
How many drinks have you had today?

>>149659843
applied for bail yet mate

>>149659851
>reboots router
jannies hate this one trick

Which premiership win in the last 20 years was the most impressive?

bhenchod bloody

>>149659860
idk at least 10
>>149659846
haha ikwym haha iykwim hah

How do you rate Carlton's performance this season compared to last year?

pooey undies

>>149659881
its an interesting discussion

Haven't belted anyone in weeks, fiending to fuck someone up

The olympics is great for watching sexy female athletes

>>149659881
they seemed to have everything going for them, hit the slightest bit of adversity and then called it quits
a bit like robert walls really

>Carlton
>pooey undies
meant Richmond
happy time btw iykwim haha

Which ground provides the best atmosphere for a game - Adelaide Oval, the MCG, or Optus Stadium?

>>149659900
a full MCG is the best

Has the AFL done enough to protect players from concussion, especially with class actions looming?

Hmm, I just got banned for off topic posting

Not sure mate

/b/sperg on the ropes kek

>>149659537
>>149659519
>I'm ever so smart through not liking popular things xd xd

>>149659900
MCG

>>149659900
Having attended matches at all 3, MCG with 90k+ people blows everything out of the water.

Which team had the most dominant season in modern AFL history, Essendon 2000, Geelong 2007, or Collingwood 2023?

>>149659933
>Modern
>25 years ago

Half the people in this thread weren't even alive the last time Essendon was relevant to the competition.

>>149659287
canberra then, just relocate this shit minnow club anywhere lol

>>149659933
Geelong

I booked my flights lads and they’re non refundable. There’s no turning back now.

Carlton and Essendon have been the worst teams of the last 20 years

Everything about this country is fucked, including this WORTHLESS sport

>>149659933
Clearly Essendon 2000. They only dropped one game, which was by less than 2 goals, won their grand final comprehensively and just looked unbeatable all year. Geelong lost 4 and Pies lost 5. Geelong's grand final was more dominant but it's not like a 10 goal win in a grand final isn't also dominant.
It was so good a season that Essendon still pretend they're a big club off the back of that season a quarter of a century ago.

1. Essendon 2000
2. Geelong 2007
3. Collingwood 2023

>trying to force footy discussion
ick

>>149659533
the logic is simple, the only real way to get people invested in footy up north in the nrl states is to give them more games to go to and introduce more rivalries. the goal would be two games every week. it also makes more sense to play all the games at the big stadiums in syd and bris because they have the largest populations.

>>149659954
crisp jihadi jake circa 2014

Collingwood 2011 is the correct answer. A percentage of 181 going into the final round

>>149659954
based
why you off to this time travelchad?

>Out: J Riewoldt
>In: Montagna
OTC already so much better tonight

>>149659968
dontesk oblast fighting for mother russia against the globohomo

>>149659974
crisp oleg markov

>>149659967
Didn't win the flag unfortunately.
Geelong 2008 was also an insanely dominant season where they ultimately didn't get the job done.

Its Essendon 2000 I'm afraid

would you have a taste of her beef wellington?

i couldn't give a poofter's arsehole about this mushroom bullshit, fuck off spastics

Montagna should be on On the Couch every week. Much better analyst and opinions than Lewis or Riewoldt. Let him replace Lewis as at least Jack has a bit of personality.

>>149659973
I've been trying to post almost the exact same thing for 10 minutes but it keeps resetting the 120 second counter for some reason.

>>149659998
>>149660000
I dont like any mushrooms let alone poisonous ones

they should turn all gayfl fields to mushroom farms so they might be fuckin useful for something

Why does he make everyone seethe?

>>149660025
He's boring and doesn't offer any insight. I suspect he doesn't even need glasses and just wears them because he thinks they make him look smarter so he can fill the smart guy role on footy shows.

All she had to do was admit it was an accidental poisoning from the start, that she had fucked up in foraging "oops", instead of lying and trying to cover up.

BASED MODS BANNING FEET POSTERS https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/country/AU/

>>149660025
hawthorn asterisk babby

God i wanna fuck her

>>149660025
serial killer vibes

nate caddys mum

How the FUCK did Goodfellas lose Best Picture to fucking Dances with Wolves

>all the good/important games are on friday and saturday, while thursday and sunday are dogshit
not sure if this is a good or bad thing

>>149660094
same

>>149660094
should see what she did to chol, deng, atot, aliir and bung

reminds me i though that taura fella looked like a good player then i saw he had a shitty tattoo
why do people do this to themselves

>>149660098
The Oscars are not a merit-based award.

>>149660120
their body their choice

>interviewing sidebottom on the couch
>omg!!!! whats it like playing with nick daicos xddddddd!!!!
why are they like this

sidebottom is pond scum. a worthless old plodder. only thing notable about him is his retarded name and that he plays with naicos

>>149659958
Your first two are right but #3 is Geelong 2022.

>>149660094
My wife has this body minus tats

>>149660229
your wifes a big fat smelly bitch

>>149660131
that wasn't the question mate

hey sperger
look at those tits thats just not on
better make an /afl/ on /s/

perryman is on 900k a year for six years lol

>>149660243
good idea. then crosslink nsfw posts here

>The AFLW is reportedly running at a $50M loss per year
What went wrong?

>>149660254
Why did they use that photo, hmm?

bane lionesses kicked 1.3 (9) in the grand final.

>>149660263
oi settle down mate you will get her a statue by commenting that

>>149660240
sure thing vaxcattle

>>149660254
why did they choose a picture of that lass giving the other one a front wedgie

imagine how many stray fingers find the slit in a pack in aflw

>>149660254
Happy now chuds?

>>149660274
i only notice women when their knickers are showing

>>149660287
What is Victoria's secret? What are they hiding?

lesbians are utterly revolting creatures
it's why i can't watch women's sports because they're all bulldykes

Why is nrlw doing well?

>>149660315
because the mens game has no skill its actually a good product to watch when women play it

what the fuck is nrlw? drunk spastic

Should Erin Phillips be inducted into the AFL Hall of Fame as soon as she's eligible.

>>149660254
>What went wrong?
They copied the AFL structure and inherited all its flaws when they had an opportunity to start fresh.

i would have fucked her as soon as she was eligible for sex

i think she already was mate

>>149660318
you aren't wrong but the only interesting thing about the men's game is the physicality which the women cannot replicate, instead they are just fat ugly cows afraid of contest.
aflw is a far better game than nrlw. and also aflw players are hotter, even the bulldykes.

>>149660352
She was inducted last month.

>>149660352
seems like the aflw hall of fame would be more appropriate

>>149660254
Expanded way too quickly. There's issues with even competition with a diluted talent pool in the AFL. It's even worse in the AFLW. Like 95% of matches are unwatchable and the other 5% are just boring.

NEED a fucking god loving qt trad wife

gross

Business idea: exhibition match between two teams consisting of the 2 FWDs with the most goals from each club
They ruck, defend, and win clearances (while also kicking goals if they must)

>>149658215
Joondalup tafe, jumped in the VS commodore and fucked out of there. Blackest sky I've ever seen in my life

>>149658215
didn't know they had storms in perth

that wacky melbourne weather

>>149660486
a part of kings park collapsed in a mudslide on an apartment building so they housed them at the convention centre kek

>>149660507
cunt's stoned out of his mind

>>149660389
grim

This is the first time I've ever heard about it.
Perth is such an inconsequential shithole.

>>149660504
lol
glad I live at the top of a hill

if you went to someones house for dinner and they gave you food they made but didnt eat any themselves would you be suspicious?

>https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/aussies-in-their-30s-and-40s-are-being-diagnosed-with-cancer-at-unprecedented-rates/news-story/5ab063d6a022a809a5d71e740acc8b8c

Gee, Colour me shocked.
Who could have foreseen this outcome?

>>149660565
Applied for AHPRA registration yet mate?

>>149660559
no, but I'm a top bloke and nobody would ever want to hurt me apart from all the ones that have in the past

Are beef wellingtons legit or a meme? never had one

>>149660565
ummm its literally just micro plastics causing this okay!!!??

>>149660568
Why would I do that? I'm retired.

>>149660575
I've heard of them a lot but I have never seen one.

I revived the footy discussion for a bit but without me came degradation one again

>>149660580
>I'm retired.
Lol yeah right

>>149660604
Thank you for you valiant on-topic efforts. We need more posters like you.

I don't think a single interesting thing has happened in my life

do you think any footy players eat beef wellington before a game

>>149660606
Have been for nearly a decade too.
Don't need the money, so why work?

I fell for the Biscoff storm meme. It's bland

wet on beef wellington

>>149660624
surely that can't be

>>149660627
for me, it's williams wish wellingtons

>>149660635
might try the nutella one

you could never have the tour de france in australia
some fuckwit tradie in a ute would road rage and kill everyone

>>149660673
was thinking this last night. very low security, very high trust society. australia could never.

>>149660575
Legit. I made it once and the thing fell apart when I was cutting it but fuck me if it wasn't one of the tastiest meals I've had.

plus it's called the tour de france not the tour de australia

>>149658215
broadway fair shopping centre, couldn't talk for the sound of the hailstones on the plastic roof and remember watching a porche's rear windscreen get shattered as it turned into a golfball

>>149660673
it's call the tour down under and is already a thing

>>149660694
>Very high trust society
>France

Top kek

Poisoning boomers to death should be legal and even encouraged

Dons top 6 2026
Dons finals win 2026

you can be addicted to a certain kind of sadness

>>149660777
aflw doesn't count

>>149660777
esports don't count

is there anything you don't despise?

>>149660812
Most of all I despise you

>>149660812
love her

I heard that cum tastes bitter because it's tasted at the back of your throat is that why you are so bitter?

>>149660786
>I miss the comfort in being sad
-Kurt Cobain

>>149660859
>Heard
Sure you did, faggot.

What exercise did you lads do today?

fuck up gymsperg

>>149660777
*gets injured*

corr

Put you down for none then?

what exactly is the thing about football? never understood what he meant by this

>>149660870
chest lats shoulders and arms

Hoo-ah!

Lol they're recycling Roof Seal ads from the 2000s

Roof roof

>>149658215
me n sisza got home from school, went for a swim together, got out when sky went black and were standing by the back door naked when it started

>>149659794
lots of bad football in those scores

>>149660937
Loved me a mud sludge.

is erin patterson related to the long jumper eleanor patterson? serious question they come from the same town

>>149661123
meant high jumper

For me, it was Wonka Nerds.

>>149661123
no but x may

Anyone else love sticking a cheeky finger up their arsehole?

>>149660870
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DWB22SHdRs

>>149660094
women think 90% of men are mid, ugly etc but then get tattoos like that done to them lmao

>>149659968
I’m going to Hobart for a weekend

shoot me

cum is not consent

>>149661290
too late now, erin

>>149661004
crisp blind army vet

>>149661270
mona carpark this saturday cunt

if i had nothing to lose id be the biggest sexual degenerate

>>149661340
what do you have to lose?

>>149661359
my virginity

>>149661362
consider having sex

>>149660254
Didn't play it alongside the men's season, played them at suburban grounds with no camera lighting and never bothered upgrading it, gave in to a bunch of fuckwit HR Karens from clubs demanding their own teams for updoots when there's barely enough talent to fill half the current teams, played them on fields they physically cannot cover, inherited all the other rules retardation etc that's currently plaguing the men's comp. Genuinely you could not come up with a better plan to make the whole thing an unwatched, unwatchable laughingstock than how they rolled this shit show out.

Oh and continually allowed shitter newcomer and Victorian clubs free reign to raid actually well run programs so nuked any chance to build up a following around certain players and teams.

its raining men

hallelujah

its raining men

every specimen

>>149659926
tbf trevor moore was a /b/sperg
i miss that cunt like you wouldn't believe
he didn't epstein himself

>>149661663
don't know who that is

>>149659946
applied for DSD yet mate iykwim haha

>>149659954
applied for a €566 refund yet mate

>>149659956
go saints btw

>>149661215
nice one. seeing progress?

anyone for a beef and mushroom pie?

>>149659974
based rhodinia chad iykwim haha

>>149661215
terrible depth just awful

>>149661332
i made your sister and mum mona at bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ

late night snack

>>149661769
not easy in heels like that (i've heard)

>>149661675
a based cunt who said too much
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vq6p4wX88Z0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_574Rxxez2c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XJh6jgnqn_s

>>149661890
simply not going to watch these

>>149661909
post nose shlomo

>>149648638
You're the Voice in 2023.

dont worry anon I like WKUK

>>149661965
-ACK!
>>149661969
i like you mate

>>149656751
Not a good look.

>>149657481
24 games is too many.

>>149658145
I'm guessing at least 5 boosters by the state of that post.

cum in my bum bum

>>149658408
No refunds

>>149659602
Living the dream

>>149662046
vax disinfo status chudcel virgin neek?
applied for a conjugal visit o your home yet mate

if you're not lifting and getting jacked you are a fucking idiot

>>149662171
love getting jacked

>>149662171
applied for nsn yet you fucking nazi
no i won't put down this donut

oodie on

off to the gym lada

>>149662437
bit late no?

iggs

>>149662481
nta but much preferred late night gym when i did
so much more quiet

didn't even make it to 500

why not

>>149664792
we didn't believe

We can still do it

>>149660812
the 'rena

>>149662042
this but in my tum tum

I'm pregnant for the first time and we recently found out that we're having a boy. Me and my husband didn't have gender preference, we were just happy the test didn't show any genetic abnormalities.

However some of the reactions from people are kinda getting on my nerves. My friend said "your husband is so lucky to have a son at first try". Excuse me? Would he be unlucky if we had a daughter? We also heard "that's good, boys are easier" and "the bond between mother and son is unlike any other". Um, thanks? I guess the bond I have with my mom is not as precious then.

Then my dad's reaction was the most painful for me to see. He was so excited. Celebrating. Telling my husband "good job!", "lucky you!". It's like I've never seen him so happy. It made me feel really bad because I am his daughter. Does it mean he was disappointed with me?

I don't have any brothers. My husband says I am overthinking it and my dad is just happy cause he never experienced having a son and if I were a boy, he'd probably wish his grandkid was a girl. But I'm not sure.

This took away from my enjoyment of having a son. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to have a boy. It's not about who he is, it's about who I am. Was I not good enough?

Good morning alf

>>149637373 (OP)
what does a ticket to the footy cost these days?
last time i went was around 2006

>>149668864
$5 if you scan in as a junior

Morning lads
https://youtu.be/fkssUsNsycM?si=OrQTPR236yrmQjdO

MORNING YOU WORTHLESS SPASTIC CUNTS

Gay old Collingwood forever

>>149669009
Zesty Nick

>>149668875
what does it mean 'scan in'?

The Geelong Cats

funny how you used to have to go to footscray or box hill to play spot the aussie, now you can play it in pretty much any suburb besides toorak etc

I was up on the Sunny Coast recently and while yeah you would see the odd **** or ****** they were few and far between. The downside is you have to deal with a bunch of fucking retarded Europeans

Wouldn't mind a few of you to eat a delicious beef wellington

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

>>149669736
Huh?

>>149669736
live love laugh

>>149669689
Don't mind a beef Wellington, me

>>149669376
not seeing a suspicious brown paper bag full of money anywhere, not sure how its relevant to the cats

live love lav

IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR EATING A MEAL
A SUCCULENT WELLINGTON MEAL
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ANUS
ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE MY POSTMORTEM PENIS
AH I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR CUISINE WELL

>>149670125
sorry meant live love pav and kick to kick

For me? Jack in the pack.

for me fuck in the ruck iykwim haha

for me? it’s sneed’s feed and seed

for me it's chuck's fuck a duck iykwim haha

for me? it’s yaz’s pristinely groomed pussy

>>149670444
crisp aflw player

fuck you

queen… QUEEEMMM xx

y-you too thanks

bla
x

>>149668559
your kid will be a tranny be the age of 10 anyway so i wouldn’t worry about it

i want to be neenja

geelong cheetahs

493

The media reported on this about as much as they did Tanner Bruhn's finger #geelongmafia

>>149670594
>it
she prefers she/her/hers you fucking chudcel iykwim haha

the old cunt was 6 years old when the dogs joined the vfl

>>149670910
sorry we were too busy writing stories about beef wellington and covering up for kingy beforehand

>>149670936
>6 years old
what a cazzie newfag

>>149670981
>>149670981
relocate the riff raff

How is Voss still coach?

>>149670993
how do I prevent this from happening to me?

I love how the media are claiming injuries are the reason Essendon are shit.
They could have a full strength squad and still would be on the same amount of points.

pink pony club