Thread 149637506

>Arsenal have completed the signing of Martin Zubimendi from Real Sociedad in a deal worth almost £60m.

Arsenal are in talks to sign Sporting's prolific Sweden striker Viktor Gyokeres.

>Arsenal have agreed personal terms with Chelsea winger Noni Madueke ahead of a possible move for the England international.

Chelsea have completed the signing of winger Jamie Gittens from Borussia Dortmund for a fee of £48.5m plus the potential for a further £3.5m in add-ons.

>West Ham have rejected a £50m offer from Tottenham for Mohammed Kudus.

>>149637506 (OP)
first for Arsenal

It's going to be Arsenal and City competing for the title next season.

if god is with us, who can be against us?

>>149637551
>first match against the (red) devils
Better sign the Christian Mosque guy quick

>>149637565
Manchudster jewnited get a devastating big score loss at least once/twice every season, then gary neville gets on the tele to call it a "fluke/freak result.
this will happen on the opening day of the premier league next season, versus arsenal football club.

>>149637506 (OP)
>still no striker
Portuguese media swears Gyokeres is going for 65+15

>darwin
>bas dost
>jackson martinez
>goncalo ramos
>ricky van wolfswinkel
>falcao
>moussa marega
all top strikers in the portuguese league that i can think of in the last decade or so, falcao is the only hit

The arse are going to be unbearable now. Can't wait for the football to start so we can see how mediocre these players are.

>>149637565
>rivals are Jews
>sign a Christian Mosque

>>149637606
Jackson was good, but weakminded (not as much as Samu LOL) and had bad luck
Plus, Grizou's rise

>>149637626
his competition at atletico was a finished torres

>>149637607
>already panicking Liverpool fan

>a 27 year old striker who got outscored by Chuba Akpom and couldn't get a game at Brighton is the missing piece

kek

KEK

>>149637664
and another one

>>149637663
Not a dipper. You guys are in for a rude awakening.

>>149637704
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/dghvOy0vAEFxsAZzMFswhw/

Sure about that?

/mug/bros I don't get it? I was promised he would've wanted to link up with Amorim again?? Also we're Man fucking United! Who cares if we finished 15th??

>>149637721
You realise half the people on here are larping right? You sad cunt lmao

That paraguayan kid United hired for right-back is a fucking behemoth, brace yourselves. Generational motherfucker, the last time I saw a team be carried this hard by a fullback was Sevilla in 2004.

The timing of the charging of Thomas Partey is curious to put it mildly. Just days after he's released from Arsenal.

Arsenal have a lot of questions to answer here.

>>149637771
>it's LARPing
kek you are absolutely fucking rattled

>>149637855
I'm expecting super-injuctions up the wazoo about that

>>149637595
But Arsenal also have bozo moments where they draw/lose against teams they really really shouldn't. And it's an away game as well.

>>149637610
I had to look it up but Jesus got injured in the FA Cup game against United so the lore runs deep.

>>149637607
Got dicked by a tranny multiple times

darwin bossed that league before his prime btw

>>149637945
>Being pathetic enough to look up shit on the archive
>Durrr u r rattled
I don't even like a PL team if you'd really like to know, but I'll change up the reaction images because I know there are losers like you about. Thanks!

>>149637855
volumes

the best LARP is the virtue signalling about Partey because it makes Arse look bad, as though /trans/ cared about it at all for the past 2 years it's been around

>>149637855
>Arsenal have a lot of questions to answer here
their media will be asking questions, unfortunately it will be about finally landing a striker, curious timing

>>149638205
It's better to do that on twitter. Call him a rapist and you get death threats from 50 Nigerians lmao.

>>149638097
>panics after being called out
You should take ownership of your mong comments. Chickenshit coward.

Every hotel got the Liverpool chair

>>149638255
we don't sign our posts here

I don't see any of these Arse signings making a difference. Gyokeres is a gamble at his age and price. Coventry level signing. Arsenal's biggest weakness is Martinelli and they still haven't upgraded there. Treading water. If City get their act together, Arsenal could well finish third.

>>149638283
I'm not the one denying they're a Liverpool supporter when the archive tells a completely different story.

>>149638294
if Salah has an off season Liverpool don't finish top 6

>You should take ownership of your mong comments. Chickenshit coward.
>I'm not the one denying they're a Liverpool supporter when the archive tells a completely different story.

>>149638268
credit to zubi, he'd rather start every game for arseanal than be a depth player for 'pool

>>149638365
>>149638370
Kek

Ah shit United are really gonna run with Rasmus fucking Hojlund as their main striker again

>>149638471
ENTER

>>149638471
They can go for Sesko safely now

why's Patrick Viera thumbing his nose at Jamie Vardy? shan't be reading about it myself on websites that are 80% ads

https://x.com/user84848384/status/1925225386540970247
This guy will be lucky to get double digits in the prem

Zubimendi, Gyokeres and Madueke takes Arteta's spending to over £900m. They'll SURELY win the league this year, right?

>>149639153
If they don't win anything Arteta should get the chop.

we gon git DCL

>>149639153
With refball like this they can't lose.

>>149639551
Damn, arsenal must be the darlings of the Prem

>>149639694
>Rovers
Blackburn have been out of the PL so long whichever retard made this graphic thinks their Twitter handle is their actual name.

FUCK ARSE-ANAL! Gunners? More like BUMMERS.

>>149638594
Just €90 million upfront plus release clause so he can bounce to Madrid or barca after 1 good season

>>149639872
Good one mate x

>>149639951
Release clause talks were bs

>>149639988
Tnx lad

i can vividly imagine DCL about to immediately bring my United 15 PL goals in his 1st season, he was the striker that was promised 5 years ago to Ole

Can't wait to see all this Arsenal hype die when Liverpool signs Isak

mate lad pal cutie

>>149639872
Could be worse, they could be Tot-
Oh wait they've won a trophy more recently than Assna.....And a European one at that....Wow this is awkward....

>>149640165
Maybe they can be 2nd place champs for the 3rd year in a row, kek

Manure Monkeys... our 9 months of cope...

>>149639292
At 15th Gyokeres was always delusional.
Last 3 years the teams finishing 15th were Everton, Bournemouth and Southampton, who all would dream of overpaying for a striker like Watkins.
This is United’s reality now.

>>149640323
parts his hair on the wrong side, they're better off

>>149640296
Well it would be 4th in a row, but they've got no chance this season. Unless Jotaless Liverpool implode it'll be them and City again.

>>149640389
This. Negative aura.

>>149637506 (OP)
Just a random nugget
In Euskara
Zubi = bridge
Mendi = mount(ain)

Thats all, carry on.

mark goldzubi seething at the the gyokeres signing

in my defense I thought Gyokeres staying would be more likely than him moving to United

You're not asking the most important question,
What does Ratta boy Dave think about this Gyokeres signing ?

>>149640452
>Martin Bridgemount
£10m tops

>>149640710
the real dave disappeared after his colossal Daniel Huijson blunder

Gyokeres has proven himself to be a coward by signing for Arsenal.

who are United signing as their main striker now ? Surely they must have lined up an elite striker already.

>Liverpool customers and arsewog arguing about which one is going to get exposed next season
>They don't realise both of them are getting exposed next season

Would you rather your club pay £60m for Watkins or go into the season with DCL and Hojlund?
>Reminder, it’s not your money

>>149640938
would you expect any less from someone using United as leverage?

can't wait when it's revealed Gyokeres' wage is 300kpw in assna

>>149641260
>Tattoos
RIght into the bin it goes

>>149641004
Dippers just a bit sensitive today after the Zubi signing

>can't even attract his ex players
Amorim pull bros.. what went wrong?

Gyokeres is a terrible fit for Arseanal. Stat watchers are retarded casuals.

Welp
Plans gone to shit

>>149641671
Was finishing 15th part of the plan?

>>149641524
>97 goals and 28 assists
Hope he doesn’t take too much game time away from Jesus

>>149641149
to be fair, he told them like three times he wasn't going to them and to leave him alone

>>149641524
why ? They turned a freaking DM into a decent goal scorer, what makes you think a proper striker won’t hit 15 league goals ++ easily ?

>>149641711
That was a different plan (that went to shit)

Now we wait until August for a £70m Watkins bid kek

So that's 2/2 former players that have SNUBBED Rubin

>>149641785
the redpill is that merino is a better striker than havertz

man united are so fucking shit lol

Zubimendi is your only good signing. I see you ending top 3 (only because Liverpool will slip).

>>149642030
The real question is if Merino is a better midfielder than Havertz cause he don't look too convincing back there.

>give my manager Dustbin Analrimjob another season with HIS players
>his players :

>>149641760
his initial interest in manure is what scared the serious teams away because they didn't see him as a serious player, when his agent realized this mistake he made sure to try and distance themselves from any further manure speculation. Too little too late however

Gyokeres is gonna flop. He was shit at Brighton.

>>149641524
This. 90% of his goals are on the break. Arsenal face low blocks in the majority of their games.

>DCL will save us when he gets back from injury
Pay up or this WILL happen to you!

Watkins > Gyokeres

name one portuleague striker who actually did well in the prem
there are literally none

>>149643190
Arsenal as a whole > United

Arsenal is the smallest club in London

>>149643393
Is it true they have ZERO Champion's League trophies?

>>149643461
Afraid so, no PL in 21 years either

the invincibles? more like the invisibles

>>149643695
That CAN'T be true? Surely a big club has won a Premier League trophy in the past 15 years at least?

United are fooling themselves if they don't think Vardy could play serious minutes for them

Today we remind them

>>149639150
surprised they dont desu

English Champion's League Winners

Liverpool
>6
Manchester United
>3
Nottingham Forest
>2
Chelsea
>2
Aston Villa
>1
Manchester City
>1

>>149644584
>Forgetting Arsenal
Try it again and add theirs on this list please

>>149644584
>blimey, 'pool has more champions league titles than the rest of England combined - dave

>>149641752
how many did he get for Brighton, his last PL club?

>>149644339
>>149644584

Premier League AND Champion's League Combined

Manchester United
> 16
Manchester City
> 9
Liverpool
> 8
Chelsea
> 7
Arsenal
> 3
Nottingham Forest
> 2
Aston Villa
> 1
Leicester City
> 1

>>149644339
>2019/20*

the customer is having a melty again

>>149644730
Arsenal are fucking TINY lmaooo

>>149644730
Sad knowing City breaks into double digits next season :(

>>149644947
>City breaks into double digits next season
in attendance?

>>149645016
Are you the Liverpool customer who larps as a Canadian?

>>149644947
not with that defence

>>149645053
Canadian yes, don't feel the need to lust my bonafides thoughever

>>149642863
Brighton never gave him a chance.

>>149637551
>god is with us

>>149645105
*list kwab

>Arsenal do well in the transfer window
>schizos having a proper melt down
oh my

>>149638851
>https://x.com/user84848384/status/1925225386540970247
and they're looking at madookie, arsenal fans who are hyped for gyokeres are going to be really disappointed when he's just kinda okay, i think without pens he'll score like 15

>>149645184
i wonder if there's like some sort of curse that makes anyone who associates with arsenal an insufferable faggot

>>149645184
When did they do well exactly?

>>149645617
when they signed Zubimendi? A player multiple top clubs wished they could've signed

Holy shit I step away from checking transfer news for 1 (one) day so far this window and arsenal somehow got gyokeres and the zubimendi news was true and he didn't reject them for real madrid

>>149645657
The arse are gonna be gutted when they learn he isn't a Rodri clone.

He has 100% had a wank thinking about having Arteta's cock shoved down his throat.

>>149645662
why would you sign for a pro-rape football club? seems suspicious.

>>149645702
Literally nobody thinks zubimendi is a rodri clone. They're a completely different style of player.

>>149645793
Tell me about him then, seeing as you have watched La Liga, and specifically Sociedad so closely.

>gyokeres
>zubimendi
>odegaard
>rice
the white man marches on

>Martin Zubimendi knew about Arsenal’s interest when he REJECTED Liverpool last year.

(Source: @TheAthleticFC)

>>149645868
Warra trophy for Arsenal

>>149645849
I watched a few of their games in the league and EL and also Spain games. Biggest difference was that rodri is a ball carrier whereas zubimendi doesn't really move unless he's forced to, he generally just does one touch passes and releases the ball quickly. He's basically the complete opposite to partey too. More like jorginho.

>>149645868
The PR for this club is legitimately insane. is anybody actually buying this?

He's getting his dream move #trust

>>149644584
>>149644339
>pre-VAR plumberball era trophies
Thanks for the history lessons I guess

>>149645948
He does run with the ball if he gets pressed, quite often actually.

this zubimendi fella got bullied by old man casemiro during last season's EL ties

>>149645767
I reckon that's about 280m. Eze, Rodrygo, and Gyokeres all seem to hover around the 70-80m range. 40m for Madueke is out of my ass but I can't imagine why Chelsea wouldn't ask for that much for a young English winger and I honestly can fully picture Arsenal paying that too. 60m for Zubi, 20m, 10m, 5m for Mosquera, Norgaard, Kepa.
My question is, who the fuck are they selling to facilitate all these buys? I know they got a load of money from their Champions League run and finishing 2nd in the league is also probably a tidy sum but still. They also spent like 200m in the window they bought Rice and Havertz. Last season was about 100m but they did sell a fair bunch. Are they really that safe with their PSR stuff?

>>149646056
Yeah which is why I said if he's forced to. But over a course of 90 mins he doesn't really make many driving runs, he usually just does quick one touch passes to the players around him as opposed to rodri who is always looking to run with the ball at every opportunity. Rodri is more of a box to box and zubimendi is more of a deep lying playmaker. He's actually kinda similar to arteta in that regard.

Arteta spending £200m more you say?

So that's £1 billion spent with no major trophies to show for it

>>149646178
imagine late 2000s wenger with that amount of backing by the board

>>149646178
>no major trophies
>world's oldest footballing competition is not a major trophy
The FA brainwashed mongs like you with the Man Utd CWC debacle.

Gonna kms if Arteta wins the invincible quadruple in phase 6

>It's a Premier League™ make their table page 10x shitter than it already was episode
How the fuck do these companies with endless money manage to fuck everything up and consistently show off their incompetence?

>>149646233
He didn't buy any of them players

>>149646244
https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4338015/premier-league-announces-partnership-with-microsoft

I don't personally see what's wrong with it

If the Spanish are Europeans why are their players all brown

>>149646235
Has anyone Invincible'd the Champions League? I think Bayern got close in their season with Flick but I don't remember if they did it or not. Or if it's even considered a noteworthy achievement.

>>149646233
A COVID FA cup with Emery's squad? Very impressive.

>>149646283
I mean they're white, but they're all either really tanned or they're some mixed breed

>>149646283
sunny innit

>>149646277
What does cloud partner have to do with user interface

>>149646284
It's not a noteworthy achievement and I'm 99.99% sure Bayern 2020 did it, when I said invincible quadruple I meant invincible league title+the rest of the trophies

>>149646328
probably the reason it's fucked up

>>149646349
>when I said invincible quadruple I meant invincible league title+the rest of the trophies
So no then.

>>149646349
Apparently like 12 teams have done it lol. But Bayern, in that season, are the only club to have done it with a 100% win record. The rest have all had draws. But that Bayern season also had fewer games if I'm reading this right.
>when I said invincible quadruple I meant invincible league title+the rest of the trophies
Nah, that's pussy shit. They gotta go unbeaten in all 4 comps. Otherwise it doesn't count.

>>149646277
I clearly said table page. Please be more careful.

>>149646462
>They gotta go unbeaten in all 4 comps
Who knows, maybe in phase 8 after another billion spent

>>149646485
I know you said table page. I'm giving you the link to why it's gone bad. When I've checked the table page, I see nothing wrong with it.

Ruben Amorim has kicked Rasmus Højlund out of the WhatsApp group after the forward sent a message saying, "Don't worry gaffer, you got me," in response to Viktor Gyökeres being set to join Arsenal.

(via @SkySportPL)

>>149646518
I reckon Enzo will be an Arsenal player by phase 8.

>>149646233
Arsenal sacked winger after he won 3 fa cups in a row

Even they don't value it

>>149646522
>Click dropdown menu
>Opens a side panel
>Click club to see previous results which is a drop down graph
>Takes you to the club's page instead
Turned it off after that because it was completely inefficient. My guess is that there's more stupid things they've done. It's utter woke nonsense.

>>149646589
That was my point. The FA letting United fuck off to lose in Brazil in 2000 so England could host World Cup 2006 basically said to everyone "this tournament is a complete waste of time".

>>149646589
GOTTEM

the FA cup might not mean anything to you, but it does to me so watch your mouth

>>149646907
Kys Welsh nonce

>>149646934
we don't sign our posts here

Evening lads any interesting posts today or is it the exact same shite as every other day?

Just been thinking about how citymong was convinced city were back, then their new signings got exposed as shitters and lost to saudis

>>149646972
I had some posts that I considered bang average that these rubes went absolutely gaga over

Bro bagged a hottie whole wearing trainers with a suit

>>149646934
>>149647004
Same pathetic loser

>>149647169
Crazy what you can pull when you're a multimillionaire innit

>manshitester united
>manshitester shitty
>tottenshite
>liverpoo
>chelshit
>assna

the SHIT six

>>149647293
Confirms that most schizos on 4chan are browns.

>>149647229
If City get done then we are going back to big 2

>>149647229
can poocastle make the leap?

>>149647229
Show some respect to the God Six in /trans/ you raghead

>Talks between Arsenal and Sporting for Viktor Gyökeres are this evening at the final stages. All parties now optimistic.

(@JacobsBen)

>>149647563
thanks for weighing in ben jacobs we weren't sure without your essential intervention.

>>149647169
His feet are probably fucked up enough that they feel awful in dress shoes.

where's the football manager threads ;(

>>149648144
Everyone is waiting for the new game.

>>149648144
/trb/ has been moved to /vg/ because /sp/ is /nofunallowed/

Will United even make the top 10 next season ?

>>149648240
>United
>Top 10
LMAO

>>149648240
They'll make it at #9 on top 10 soccer clubs that used to be relevant video by watchmojo

>>149647169
>no hand holding
Probably just his side-chick

>>149648207
>Mouran

>>149647293
Kek

>>149648240
They will finish between West Ham and Leeds. Hopefully that will be enough for survival.

"GF to Anon FC talks have broken down, they'll have to look for alternatives elsewhere"
(@indykaila)

>>149648621
good, enjoy your time alone, free to do whatever you want.

There is no way that The Beatles actually wrote their own songs. If you knew what scousers were actually like you'd know. And it wasn't different in the 50s-60s it was actually worse.

The thing is, the adjacent areas of liverpool are 99% of those who come into contact with them other than scousers themselves: northwest english people with australian abo-tier IQ so they're not going to be aware of anything

Scousers are weird, stupid and annoying. They're so dumb that the government/lizard people actually tried to purge them via economic sabotage in the 70s.

Scousers could not tie a shoelace never mind write a song, George Martin was an ex-military Fleet Air Arm "aerial observer" which was his fake job title, as my great grandfather was a "fleet air arm observer" captured by the nazis in gran canaria for spying on warships at the port (this was carried out by MI6) and his records which were obvious forgeries - incongruous with actual fleet air arm positions and activities during the war.

George Martin was classically trained and writing their music for them, probably with groups of other southern spies. Nothing good has come out of Liverpool since The Beatles. During the whole Madchester and Britpop thing even small northern towns had big bands but l'pool is so uniquely shite they had nothing (the Zutons doesn't count).

>>149648860
the beatles blow bro

FEED THE SCOUSERS

LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME

So who have United officially been SNUBBED by? I know it's Gyokeres but I feel like there's at least a few more

>>149646127
So you see he's a very limited player? Him, Rice and Odegaard is a dead midfield 3, especially with no attacking full backs.

>>149648860
what about Shakespeare? lotta holes innit

wirtz and gyokeres both seem like dubious signings like why was no one else in for them

>>149648860
Do yourself some research and learn about The Real People. They were a scouse pop band that had their work stolen by the wily, sticky fingered manc Noel Gallagher. Many such cases of dirty binsniffing mancs being thieves.

>>149649749
City and Bayern wanted Wirtz
Gyokeres was between United and Arsenal

>>149649749
man city was not only desperate for him, the supporters that she was Faye Acomplee

>>149649749
Man City were told he wasn't interested, so briefed the media he would cost £300m (when in actual fact the deal will cost no more than £180m including wages and agents fees). Bayern were convinced they got him they started briefing the press that he'd chosen them only for big dick Arne to come in and convince him to join the biggest club in the country.

Gyokeres was wanted only by the trophy dodgers Arsenal, and the team that finished FIFTEENTH in the league, and won no trophies. (which was Man United btw)

>>149649775
hardly a biding war was it

>>149649689
No he's a quality player. He's just not the same style as rodri.

what

>>149648240
Depends who replaces Amorim in November

>>149649893
Anywhere but United

>>149650219
support your local club

>>149650309
we don't sign our posts here

>>149649893
He's that desperate to play for Arsenal I guess

he's on his american vpn!

>>149650494
you've fallen for my false flag! hehehehe

>>149649749
man city has a CF
liverpool had jota and still have nunez
tottenshite just bought that guy from bournmouth
chelshit have like 10 attackers
man united got snubbed
real madrid have a striker
barcelona have lewa and they are also broke
bayern have harry kane

these are the clubs that could have gotten gyokeres so i think it makes sense.

>>149650601
chelsea 100% wouldve bought him if they thought it was worth

>>149650522
GOTTEM

>>149650655
He's not to Todd's uh... tastes
Also at 27 is too old for what they're doing desu

>>149650655
they just got delap and pedro, why would they buy another one?
also as someone else eluded, his skin complexion is not compatible with mr.boehly's preference.

>>149650494
LMAO which character is it this time??? XD
Get cancer.

brit vpn waheyy

>>149647414
seething gimmickfag

I see dave is sowing his usual seeds of dissension again

I hope Gyokeres scores enough goals to make Man United fans jealous but not enough to make Arsenal successful, so about 13?

>>149651050
DCL will clear this easy when he scores 9 pens. Bruno is leaving to fund Mbeumo.

>>149651050
how about a bet mr.nigel?
gyokeres WILL score more than 25 goals in this coming season.
if he scores less ill gift a steam game of your choice.

>Reading about Le Arse signing Mountain Man
>BBC
>HE COST £60M
>no mention of add-ons, just flat out state he cost £60m
>Sky
>He cost £51m
Okay? Which is it then?

>>149651151
I'll take that bet, but I'm a PS4 chad

>>149651314
His release clause is £51m (€60m) iirc but in Spain the release clauses need to he paid in full up front so they paid extra (supposedly £55-56m) so it can be paid in installments instead.

>>149651314
arseanal and the Manchester clubs are notorious for providing dodgy accounting to their select "journalists"

>>149651433
Yeah that's what I read a few days or week ago on here that they were paying slightly more to get it in instalments, but it's the fact BBC said he cost £60m but mentions no add-ons but Sky says it was just a flat £51m.

>>149651503
Except that doesn't work in this situation retard, because one says £60m and one says £51m when the reports before said £54m-£55m. So your schizo theory doesn't hold out here, or it would be consistent.

>>149651532
>not filtering canada to force him off that vpn
retard

>>149651532
and tomorrow they'll say £45m the rats

>>149651314
>Reading about Le Arse signing Mountain Man
that's a good name, now we have mountain man and man mountain

>>149651574
now I have to purchase a VPN to zing this guy about signing his posts

arsenal having the middest transfer window yet again

>>149651636
Then there's Mason Mount

Too many JFs in this thread. It's unredeemable

>gyokeres
>zubimendi
>eze (agreed personal terms)
>rodrygo (supposedly will happen)

Bench players:
>madueke
>kepa
>norgaard
>mosquera

One of the best windows in my lifetime if all are signed

Reminder that neither Liverpool nor Arsenal will be in the top 3 come the end of the season.

>>149652605
They're not getting Rodrygo. Arteta is playing Madueke on the left as a starter.

>>149652734
Madueke is saka backup according to all sources. Rodrygo deal is separate to the eze and gyokeres deal too. Trossard and martinelli are leaving, apparently. Trossard just joined a new agency to facilitate his move away because he's not signing a new contract. Saudi apparently want martinelli.

>>149652602
>unredeemable

>>149652767
Sounds like arsecope to me

>>149652796
No, fabrizio literally said the madueke deal is separate to the other deals.

>>149652767
>Madueke is saka backup
For £50m? Lol. Lmao, even.

>>149649749
Everyone who can afford them already has someone better for the position.

>>149652911
Chelsea want 50m, arsenal are only willing to pay 35m but he wants the move and has agreed personal terms so they'll likely lessen the price because they don't need him anyway.

>>149652929
Lower the price*

>>149650484
Imagine destroying your life and even passing on millions of shekels just so you can go and win zero trophies at Arsenal, kek.

>>149652396
>Mason Mount
who?

Gonna piss myself as a neutral when Arsenal lose to United on opening day

I'll admit I'm scared of arsenal

>>149653146
When I saw that Zooby had signed for them I shat my pants

>>149653180
I'm a Liverpool fan and if we wanted him he must be good. Can't comment on Gyokeres because I haven't watched him but Rodrygo and Eze are quality.

>>149653221
>fan
FOY

PL teams boil my blood. All that money just to buy pile of shit every window.

how many thirdie teams are getting cucked out of their players this year?

You might as well play russian roulette with a shotgun than drive one of these things over the speed limit

>>149653367
just dont be poor? not that hard

>>149652948
Fewer*

>>149653367
You sell us a lot of it. You're welcome, peasant

>>149652929
>>149652948
>>149653458
*re-smallen

>>149653367
Can't really do much when there's only shite to buy.

>>149653367
Don’t worry we will haggle with you and then give your rivals big money.

It's funny how united are having an abysmal window and yet spurs are somehow having an even worse window than united. Nobody wants to join spurs even with CL football.

>>149653367
The Dutch pull off some of the best heists on PL teams,
Well actually it's just Ajax and Man United
Lisandro Martinez, Antony, Donny Van De Beek

Finally just filtered all Indian flags on /sp/

>>149653631
Wouldn't call it abysmal. They're buying the two best xG overperformers in the league.

>>149653631
Spurs advantage is that they are in London which is a draw for some players, but yeah, they're gonna have a difficult period

>>149652929
OK fair enough £40m+ for a back up RW makes far more sense. It's a shit signing no matter how you dress it up. Even worse that he'll definitely be playing because Saka is fucked on the count of Shart bringing him back too early for no reason.

>>149653699
Can't tell if sarcasm or not. We're a month away from the league and united, who need an entirely new squad from keeper to striker, have barely done anything. The power players at the top of the table are buying up 3, 4, 5 players to strengthen already really strong squads. So it is abysmal business by united. Spurs are a lost cause so nobody really cares about their window as everyone expects them to flop again anyway but they're even worse than united somehow.

Liverpool fans are deeply disappointed with Luis Díaz after he chose to attend a private party with influencers in Colombia instead of Diogo Jota’s funeral.

— @sport

>>149652605
just another 400m then

>>149653639
you forgot Daley Blind

MAJOR EXCL
Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Viktor Gyökeres and his representatives in the past weeks.
Wages are below £220k base, Viktor will wear #9.
Viktor is very excited to join the project of bringing #mufc back to the glory days.

@RedDevilZone_OG

>>149654277
Meh. United will end up buying 5-6 players like they always do. Dont see the need in panicking.

>united get GAZZUMPED
>go to X
>ctrl + f sheikh jassim
>Drink it in

>>149656666
I allow it

>>149657170
Support your local

>>149657170
austria slap dot png

welcome to manchester united

>>149651503
Did you miss the Wirtz saga? Every journo bending over backwards to say "Well it actually wasn't 140m, it wasn't even in the top 5 most expensive signing of all time! (if you don't count bonuses)"

>>149657286
>>149657775
heyah lads :)
>>149658299
no European football no loan

>Mexico won the country’s 10th Gold Cup title, successfully defending the trophy they won in 2023 with a 2-1 win over the United States in front of a raucous, pro-Mexico crowd in Houston, Texas on Sunday.

LE WIN NOTHING MAN DOES IT AGAIN

Luis Diaz is the closest in mentality to the bindipper customers he plays in front of
A crybaby coward

>Manchester United really want Victor Osimhen but asked him to reduce his wage demands, which the striker rejected.
United will give in

>>149659371
imagine starting another season with hojlund and zirkzee

will liverpoo turn on slot when they win fuck all this season

>>149659408
They wanted to sack klopp when he had injuries and pensioners in the midfield.
What do you think?

>>149659371
Didn't even Saudi reject Osimhen's wage demands? United dumb but not that dumb. Surely.

>Crystal Palace are closing in on the signing of Ajax left-back Borna Sosa for £2m
now there's a name....

Manchester United football club

Poor bastard with that name

dead thread
dead league

>>149659236
Why?

>>149659795
Transfer season used to be exciting
Now it's just 'Brighton signing some random Ngubu you've never heard of for £47m'

>>149645449
They managed to combine man united delusion with Liverpool victimhood. Brewed up the worst club in football

>Diaz to Bayern
>Rodrygo to Liverpool
And Assna are getting Madueke instead. LOL.

>>149659943
Hey! They've not signed a single black player this window. I think this hurzeler guy might actually be a tad bit racist

BRING ME DCL NOWWWW

>>149660073
Z E S T Y
E
S
T
Y

>>149648231
/vst/

Screenshotmong didn't even wait for Jota's ashes to be scooped up before he was spamming images of his parasocial friends' X accounts

>>149660073
He's 26?

>>149659955
And also from l*ndon

sad part is how obvious the samebindippery is
they really think everyone else is as thick as them

Is Luis Diaz getting death threats from the shut-in social media-obsessed customers and if not, why not? Arne Slot must be asked about this.

https://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2025/07/07/newcastle-agree-surprise-new-deal-and-forward-turns-down-offer-report/
John Ruddy (?) has agreed a year extension but Callum Wilson's turned down a new deal.
I know this upsets the Geordie but clearly no-one wants to join them and club legends actively want out. What's going on at Newcastle that we aren't being told about?

>>149660227
>Callum Wilson
Wasnt his new deal weird like "oh your base pay will be super low but we'll give you great bonuses if you score, but also we dont have to play you"

>>149660227
Wilson is a crock and has been offered a pay as you play deal.
He might get better elsewhere and good luck to him. I'd rather give Osula some minutes anyway.

>>149659550
Don't get it

>>149660227
>John Ruddy (?)
Guessing you're underage. Was Norwich's #1 when they last had successive PL seasons 13 years ago.

>>149660278
Got it now, I'm a dim cunt

>>149660301
i still don't get it. ronseal the diy shop?

>>149660392
or varnish brand rather

>clearly no-one wants to join them
yeh sky clubs offering 4 times the weekly salary will do that

Any updates on the Bryan Mbeumo to Man Utd situation?

>>149660293
That's the SAME ONE? The situation at Newcastle is far far worse than even I thought, begging him to stay. Hope they get flushed.

>>149660546
Wor Eddie is building towards a team of 11 goalkeepers.

Nyr Vlachodimos

lots of cope ITT newcastle will keep isak and challenge the top 3 if they pick up a top winger and CB

>>149660584
not under howe, he's too one dimensional.

>>149660584
kek. howe is a shit manager and with what money?

Troon Army, after being snubbed by every player in the league, are sending death threats to Callum Wilson forcing him out

aw you are one weird fucker

>>149660620
and english

Indy back

Reminder Newcastle finished 5th last season on 66 points and only got CL due to suspicious refball against villa

5th only got CL due to strong performance from English teams in europe. Reminder Newcastle got CL and finished bottom of their group, so if its up to teams like them we lose the 5th spot

Also a reminder their influencers literally got caught being paid by Saudi Arabia to shill holidays to Riyadh

>>149660757
TRVTH NVKES

>>149660757
Hello anon, congratulations you have won an all expenses paid trip to the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul!

giving this a watch

>>149660787
Is this the guy who continued to play a rapist and threw his morals out the window for success, and then won nothing?

Absolute state

>>149660815
surely they won SOMETHING after such a shameless move...

>>149660757
I think what was really mad was when they were in the group of death and only finished bottom because of suspicious refball from PSG. And still somehow did better than United who were in a group with Copenhagen and Galatasaray.

>>149660823
Idk who that is

>>149660823
Uh Hernandez?

>>149660833
>>149660834
Yes, the one from Milan

>>149660839
Strange career desu, then again his brother who was supposedly better ended up warming the bench at Bayern before doing the same at PSG

>>149660833
Fabrizio Romano, it says right on the image.

>>149660787
Enjoy

>>149660903
I did actually think that at first

>>149660739
Diaz is a thoroughly hateable cunt and the customers deserve this after they overlooked this for years just for "being one of the la's"

>>149660831
Nope they finished bottom like United, who went on to win a trophy

>>149660978
He doesn't play for Man United?

Arsenal fans cheered for a known rapist for the past two years.

>>149660872
I can't speak about PSG but Hernandez wasn't a bench warmer at Bayern. He was just injured most of the time. I'm guessing the same thing happened at PSG because that guy was made of glass. Quality player when he was fit but ultimately useless because you can't ever rely on him being fit when he's really needed

HAHAHAHA DAVE LE HECKIJ DAVE

I DEBUNKED HIS POST BY CALLING HIM DAVE. ITS OVER NOW.MR DAVE IVE SPOTTED YOU

>>149661062
I mean....

I think white londoners just gave up arsenal and they support other clubs with more soul now

>>149661094
They also have the male feminist demographic locked down

Uh oh..
I hope scousers won't kidnap luis diaz's dad

7 days ago the customers wanted Jota gone at all costs so we shant be listening to any fake pity from them now

Wilfred ndiddy YOU ARE UNITED

>>149661124
Remember when he kidnapped his own dad so he didn't have to take that PED test?

>>149661157
Why would Man United fans want Jota gone exactly?

>n-no it United fans-
STOP thinking that the X accounts you take screenshots of are your real-life mates (you don't have any of those) and START doing some research into the club you profess to be a fan of.

Will Newcastle & Tottenham even make it past the group stages in the CL?

all of you are falseflagging nutters

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>149659550
Looks like he's had a few coats, should be alright in the garden over winter

>>149661308
I'm actually kinda excited to see what Thomas Frank's Spurs will look like. I keep forgetting he's the manager now.

?

>>149661472
There's little to suggest it'll be any good, he did well at Brentford - eventually - but it was in spite of any manager because they're a algorithmwanker club

Why is Luis Diaz getting abuse for refusing to go to a boring funeral and preferring to have a good night out
Can actively see Liverpool pushing him out via their preferred journos too, vile

>>149661518
I imagine he was still very much involved though. The algorithm was probably buying players suited for his playstyle, right? Instead of just Good Players™?

you guys realise if Gyokeres gets 30 g/a or near it Arse run away with the league right?

>>149661566
>what if the world was pudding

back to baiting about liverpool now
sad

>>149661566
You realise that Gyokeres failed miserably at Brighton?

>BREAKING: Nico Gonzalez could leave #ManCity this summer in the event of a good proposal. An exit is neither guaranteed nor 100% decided and depends on offers, but there is a feeling that the midfielder is not that crucial for the project; ‘one to watch’.
This is not a serious football club he was literally bought 6 months ago.

>>149659184
ya I saw people saying 150-160 when the actual number waa 116, glad you noticed as well

>>149661566
He'll folow the long list of strikers that were great in Portugal and thrived elsewhere, like Falcao and....Uh.....Uh that's literally it

Arteta is not capable of turning a player like that into a winner.

>>149661666
I bet they'd still get 50m for him somehow.

>>149647322
Shartycunts are mostly brown with a sprinkling of scriptkiddie edgy whites.

>>149649354
I doubt Arsenal are gonna pay for Gyokeres and Seško unless they have a sell-off lined up for Martinelli.

>>149661666
Just last month citymong was saying he wasn't a flop and he would be great this season btw

Literally a propagandist

>>149660268
>Chris Wilder
Rigid and high success rate in the Championship
>Dyche
Can work with the transfer issues, but will play the most dire games possible

Neither is a real win.

Maybe if we talk about Arsenal enough.. people will forget that we hated Jota, making the Liverpool wage bill and net spend our own business for whatever reason, and actively pushed him out of our club prior to his death....

>>149661776
Nobody gives a shit about your made up characters you sad cunt. Don't respond to me again.

arsewog is really demented isnt he?

>>149660541
Brentford want £65m. United are offering £63m.

Bryan hasn't been included in any new media since the UGLY AS FUCK Joma deal was showcased. THOSE FUCKS DON'T EVEN HAVE A UK SITE

United need to swallow their pride and buy nunez from Liverpool

>>149648860
What about Frankie Goes to Hollywood

>>149661810
Given Jota being literally kill I don't think Nuñez is leaving anymore.

>>149661804
90% of "Dave" and "Citymong" posts are that sad twat falseflagging

>>149661857
Citymong and dave both have tells and you can tell when arsewog is pretending to be one of them because he doesnt know those tells.

fuck me this thread is shite

Don't know about all these people, just know the reds are Champions

Arsenal losing the opening game of the season to Man United after stealing their striker target would be the funniest shit

How are non BIG SIX clubs ever meant to compete for the title when all of the best players go to the big six clubs as they offer way better wages??

>>149661946
Can you (you, you directly) tell us why no-one wants to join Sandcastle?

>>149661946
God Six always win baby

>>149661906
TLF

>>149661961
Why are you spamming a dogshit smiling image when academy product Jota died less than a week ago?

>>149661954
>>149661959
Not a Newcastle fan.

How can non big six teams compete? The league is literally bought.

>it that personality
>no it that one he have tells I spend all day every day here spamming screenshots of my X friends
>yes I agree same person I mean someone else entirely it that personality good point

Another season of domination awaits bros

>>149661750
vpn off

no respect

>>149662014
>all three posts are probably the same poster too
Truly baffling

So with Gyokeres not joining what’s Amorims master plan?

>>149662052
Sign a striker that didn't flop in the Championship

>>149662040
He's allowed to not attend. He's bigger than Liverpool Customer Club.
Meanwhile yesteryear club legend Ian Rush came up with some lie about his elderly brother dying so he deserves the abuse. Diaz is already getting daily death threats because he's inflating the wage bill so he does not deserve abuse.

>>149662052
sign a proven premier league goalscorer like dominic calvert-lewin

>>149662040
Diaz prancing around with a purse, Ronaldo maybe couldn't be arsed to go, but also it's a circus wherever he goes so there's a 1% chance he wanted to avoid that for the family

>>149662072
Are you really still this upset arsenal choked the league again?

>>149662078
Can the Geordies seriously live through yet another snub?

>>149662040
Could he not have gone on a yacht trip after he chose not to go the funeral for personal reasons? It doesn't say the pictures were taken on the same day, only that he's been seen now.
Also what is it with people, probably just online, and demanding respect?

>>149662087
dunno I didn't read the article just thought it would get a few (you)s

>>149662040
Has a private jet but couldn’t go through the arduous trip of Mallorca to Portugal

>>149662052
>At first he went Wout, now he's back Win (win as in in)
I'm trying to say they'll resign Wout Weghorst basically

>>149662087
>what is it with people, probably just online, and demanding respect?
are we not all samurai warrior BROTHERS, at least in spirit?

>>149662040
He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

If he went to the funeral the media would've focused entirely on him.

>>149662110
>If he went to the funeral the media would've focused entirely on him.
tremendous point

>>149662100
Kek, fair enough. I didn't really mean (You) in particular, I was saying people in general.

>>149662087
He chose not to go because he's a vapid cunt and I think we ALL can agree on that. The cover reason is he didn't want the media focus to be on him and to be fair that works so we can lie and go with that.
But no-one should ever be compelled to go to a funeral. Just because Scousers love wallowing in misery and grief (and make a living out of it like the Hillsborough families), it doesn't mean anyone else should.

>>149662052
Get sacked obviously

>>149662040
He specifically said he wasn't going so that he didn't overshadow the funeral and there'd be no room for the media to hound him and inflate his image above that of the funeral. And the media said "Wanna bet?"

>>149662127
do you have a job AW?

Scousers don't work and their schedules are free, why didn't they go?
Taking screenshots of X for 18 hours a day is hardly an excuse.

>>149662139
You can tell by the post immediately after this one that you got under his skin lol

You know the customers (John W. Henry calls them that) definitely got excited when the wage bill decreased, only to feel a deep sadness when Liverpool leaked they'd be paying the wages anyway.

>>149662160
Ooh now it's getting.. now it's getting...

Why do so many paedophiles support Liverpool FC?

>>149662127
>he's a vapid cunt and I think we ALL can agree on that.
True
>he didn't want the media focus to be on him
I think that's also true. We don't have to lie about that imo. There was already a crowd there from the pictures I saw. If Ronaldo was also visiting then I imagine there would be three times the crowd and a lot more people with phones just standing around looking like zombies.
And it's also a different situation from the Luis Diaz one where he apparently was out partying all day or something on the day of the funeral. Like, I get it, it's your life, do whatever you want, grieve however you want. But at the same time it also feels a bit classless. Not that anyone is required to have class, obviously. But you know.

>>149662177
name 2

See at least with dave he'd spiral into a couple of cuck fantasies and willy talk, but then that would be the end of it, however AW has endless amounts of time and a folder of his pasta to go through all day every day. Even though it's impossible I want arseanal to win the league just to brighten his spirits a little

Arsenal need to win something next year or he's gonna end up sectioned

>>149662192
Screenshotmong
You

>>149662192
You and Jimmy Saville

>>149662177
???

>>149662204
both me try again

>>149661954
>Can you (you, you directly) tell us why no-one wants to join Sandcastle?
Location.

Liverpool, London and Manchester are tourist hotspots, millions of non-locals living in the city centre. It's catch is that it has viable transport links to get the fuck out. Everything is out of reach from Newcastle. Why Aston Villa likely has a better chance getting it's transfer targets than them. Least you can leave Birmingham and it's call for prayer and be in Manchester or Brighton within less than an hour and a half

>make a living out of it like the Hillsborough families
ooo
the ultimate taboo subject in English football

>Characterfaggotry and DAE LIVERPOOL BAD has started for the next 10 hours
See you next time spee

>>149662209
There's also that peado ring that got arrested and they're literally wearing Manure shirts

Joey Barton's cowardice is confirmed every single day he fails to mention Hillsborough in a meaningful way.
>women's footy is crap!!
Yeah we know. Go after your own kind Joseph. You won't.

>>149662226
that was the photo that turned dave into a manure fan

>>149662177
Scouse DNA

>>149662226
Fuck sake I know the one, like 2 seasons ago or something

>>149662243
That's currently splattered all over your sister's cunt

>>149662226
>>149662246
stop agreeing with yourself and post the article

>>149662252
She is a child

>>149662027
Fixed

Why do Scousers get so upset when you ask why they couldn't spend their benefits to attend Jota's funeral?
'Best support in Europe la' takes a break over the summer does it?

>>149662226
ugly fucking northerners too

YWNWA

>>149662270
Love how he's struggling so much he's posting years old articles about Manchester City coaches being nonces

good boy dance when I say dance

>>149662270
why do these Manchester perverts move to Liverpool?

This is what getting SNUBBED by Gyokeres does to you

>>149662270
WTF why are scousers such disgusting nonces?

>>149662290
nooo it not [him] it [him] and I reply to myself to confirm it!!

>>149661906
This image of Van Dijk with the PL quite literally set AW off on an hour long meltdown btw

In 2025 alone...

witnessing some off-topic posting AND spamming/flooding. hope el janitore deals with it.

anyway, who do we think is being sold from newcastle's frontline?

Scousers begging the jannies to cover up their nonce activity

anyone beginning to connect the dots between AW and his obsession for noncery?

>>149662307
Liverpool fans are subhuman

So this ''AW' is the new Dave isn't real cope then? Alright then homeless

>>149662307
Basically scouse = nonce
They mean the same thing

Isak has snubbed Liverpool btw

really disappointed in what I'm reading about Everton supporters

>>149662312
4chan is your entire life

>>149662052
United wanted to stick with Van Basten regen Rasmus Hojland all along obviously.

Apparently Klopp was a nonce and he fled the country to avoid arrest

>Tottenham included add ons in their £50m bid for Mohammed Kudus that only kicked in if they win the Champions League or Premier League. Unsurprisingly, West Ham rejected the offer.
https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1942225591245148438

Must be painful for Newcastle fans to have to worry about their top players pushing for a move to the biggest clubs all the time. They will never know what it's like for elite players to want to live anywhere near their shithole city.

>>149662439
>>149662439
>>149662439

Wholesome new thread

>>149662415
Classic levy

>>149662452
Based

>>149656666
Why does Dave get rattled by ABUposting but spends all day ABLposting ?
Can't handle what he dishes out ?