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Good morning, Jonathan Martinez will be Champion, Danny Silva will be champion, Fluffy Hernandez will be Champion

first for finland

>>149637831 (OP)
These are my favorite fighters guys, now that Jose Aldo is retired, Jonathan Martinez will be who I want to be Champion at Bantamweight.

Now that Islam moved up, Max Holloway is who I want to be Champion at Lightweight

With Islam at Welterweight, i want him to become Champion and officially become the GOAT of the Sport

>>149637831 (OP)
Bro was actually so fat

>>149638053
Islam need to come back down to LW first then beat Ilia Apturo Topturo before he can claim GOAT status

>>149637911
I'd love to see dana book a mexican to the white house card so we could watch him jump the cage and heem troonald

I am the worst UFC champion in history

I dont think ilia will be able to make LW now that hes bulking to WW

>>149638053
decent

>>149638296
Same except I'm not a UFC champion

>>149638309
bros a faggot

>>149637911
Started boying him after he exposed that apezilian, feel like a cazzie to not have seen him in the come up.

>>149638315
here's a more recent one

>>149638322
The thing, he's actually super ass and will lose if he fights anyone good

>>149638342
bros STILL and an even faggot

>>149638388
I know that you are but what am I

>>149638342
why not just put every single brazza on the roster in this pic?

>>149638342
Gaethje heems the lot

>>149638406
I can't be bothered to remember every single muzzoid

I'm proud to pretend to be Muslim and glaze muslim fighters while being Atheist

>>149638447
I'm proud to be gay. Name's Jon Jones.

Both at 17 years old. One had a samsung the other had an iPhone.

>>149638583
bro has a rich dad vs refugee family

>>149638583
who is the pajeet twink on the left

>>149638583
littlelest bro, you are NOT Zayn

>>149638981
you mean Kage's

I would heem all of you quite easily actually

shartman simply isn't good

>>149638981
>Thanks for keeping it warm, but that won't be necessary any longer.

>>149639342
Should be an easy defense for Topaki then. Why won't he fight him?

>>149639410
He was literally trying to call out Arman before Joe insisted that he was calling out Paddy

>>149639502
>literully trying

*quack quack*

FUCK volk's leg

>>149639598
Bodied that freak

>>149639410
topuria has called out gaethje, arman and paddy and he'll fight all 3 willingly

unfortunately for shartman he sharted his pants before the pigslam fight so dana hates him and he has to earn another shot

this is all joe "master of theater" rogan's fault...

>>149639653
>Islam, Jon has called out blah blah blah

Yeah we heard it before and you're using the same excuses Topaki is

>>149639598
That's the right call. Not the biggest Islam fan but Arman took food off his table by pulling out, not to mention every UFC employee who suffered because of his actions. It should not be rewarded.

the president of the company has stated several times that arman hasn't earned a title shot but yeah topuria is ducking shartman "lost to gamrot" fartdookycan

>>149639641
Kadyrov has always been a sneaky bastard. Although he is cool, I myself do not trust him.

>>149639928
To be fair, Dana's word doesn't really mean shit though. He sold his ownership stake in the UFC to Endeavour, and Hunter is the guy who actually handles the day to day business of the company. Dana is basically just a mascot and recognisable face for PR

>>149640147
hunter was probably equally pissed at shartman if not more

>>149639998
I'm just relieved that 319 is taking place in Chicago instead of the UAE. Can you imagine the stunts the Arabs would pull to make sure Khamzat wins that fight? "Oh sorry, Mr Du Plessis, it seems your hotel room was freshly painted with some incredibly noxious paint the day before you arrived. We'd give you another one, but we're fully booked"

if lewis wins this week, Jones is fighting him

>>149639410
he's in line isn't he? there is basically no justification for giving a guy who messed up biggest ppv of year another title shot for sitting on his ass for 1.5 year and throwing tamper tantrums over being offered rematch against guy he lost. well there isn't one unless you are trying to fast track someone instead of keeping division intact.

>>149638053
The brownest hands in the world made this post JFC. hope your ass gets deported

>>149638342
u give off cool pedophile vibes, like you lowkey like kids but you got therapy and have impulse control so you would never hurt one ifyk what i mean. im a pedophile too so this makes me feel comfortable

Gane invented the game of chess and became a GM the same day

>>149640458
tubs glazes brendan allen and "volk"

>>149639598
>miss weight by over 15 pounds
>ufc covers for you and makes up a fake injury
>continue talking shit and trying to throw your company under the bus and continue to make demands
>why am i not getting a title shot
is arman genuinely mentally disabled?

bro looks so innocent

>>149640693
>>miss weight by over 15 pounds
making that up

>>149640693
he's doing the same shit tomalala did. he's trying to put pressure on company by appealing to cazzies, muzzies and retards not realising that he's not interim or some shit and virtually everyone knows he missed the weight by huge margin. funnily enough that nigga could have gotten popped and we wouldn't know because they gave him decision win against Charles.

>>149640872
Dana literally let it slip at 317, no one besides arman is insisting it was an injury at this point. Plus he also has a career full of weight misses

kayla harrison's actually very pretty and if she lost a bit of muscle in her upper body you'd see what i mean

I think the JDM/Islam fight needs to be postponed. First, we need to see Colby vs McGee, and if Colby wins that (huge match-up), he should get a title-shot vs JDM.

>Dabs on you
Heh...
>Dabs on you again
Heh-heh...

>>149641201
Shamone

>Tallison Texeira
>1 fight in UFC
>now he's a main event

The absolute state of the HW division

there's some levels to the game

>>149640956
>Dana said

>>149641287
Facts.

>>149639928
>Dana said!!

Bud

>>149641287
>UFC BJJ
>TKO Boxing
>Powerslap
Jesus fucking christ. Did a muay thai guy fucked Dana's mom or something?
Bald cunt would bankroll every fucking sport but kickboxing/muay thai. Fucking hell
3 minutes x 3/5rounds no fucking crotch sniffing, no fucking hugging for a breather.
Are you fucking telling me muay thai/kickboxing is harder sell than boxing or bjj?

>[1]

[1] daner said

>>149639928
I'll leave this here for you, my new friend.

Pajeets run this game

>>149641751
They're the original Aryans it only makes sense

>>149641751
just noticed that talbott is literally sasori

>>149641892
forgot pic

>>149638101
dustbin fight?

I wonder if speaking english gives you an advantage in that you are able to analyze things better in your mind. I cant imagine hues or dagestanis thinking in this level of analysis in brazilian/muslim.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aiReoW49h38?feature=share

My favorite fighter is Gamrot

>>149641141
mcgee is a bantamweight numbnuts

>>149642646
Court McGee durr-brain.

fuck you

joshua van has revealed he weighs 98 pounds

I take zero prisoners. If I catch you using my memes, it's curtains for you. Got that, chungus? Good.

you guys have no idea how much better this place would be if i was the only bong allowed to post here

cunt

Heem the casbah
Heem the casbah

finna

>>149643043
k1sperg is endearing and you're a noname bitch

Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Creating problems in town (ah-ah-ah)

Jonesy
A message to you, Bonesy
A message to you

Stop your fooling around (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Else you'll wind up in jail (ah-ah-ah)

Jonesy
A message to you, Bonesy
A message to you

ever wondered why jon jones loves jail so much?

>>149641201
wtf bro don't dab on me

just took a filthy khabib, used some jon jones to clean up with and got a bit on my fingers

>>149643308
based

>>149641555
i think he's saving UFC muay thai/kickboxing/boxing for if the company's ever desperate for cash
it makes no sense for him to be doing all these other things without also doing a striking event
the earlier the UFC does striking events, the better, imo, you need time to build up reputation and support

Anyone else feels like the tattooed guy who fought the former announcer in Topdog yesterday got robbed? The announcer had a strong end to the first round and looked much fresher, but somehow seemed to have gassed out way harder than the other guy in the next two and didn't really end up doing much. His opponent's face was definitely more busted up, but getting cuts and bruises doesn't really reflect damage that much in bare knuckle.

jew rogan

grok can you make me a Jon Jones diss track in the style of Lil B's 2014 viral hit sensation Fuck KD

I manifested this!

Andrew Tate wants to fight at the fabled Whitehouse event.
>put him MVP

>>149645489
Should have been a draw at best, 10-8 in the first, dawlg was landing hard shots though, his cardio has always been shit

He’s the founder of TOP DOG btw not just the announcer, not former either he’ll be back to announcing next event

Andrew Tate.

Chills.

>>149645489
We didn't watch that crap.

Jon is aurafarming, let him cook

Who is your country's top prospect outside the UFC?
>Scotland
Sean Clancy Jr, he's a 22 year old, 6'3 Welterweight who's currently undefeated with a 100% finish rate at 7-0, 5-0 of which are in Cage Warriors, looking to challenge for the 170 title there soon. Paul Craig trains at his gym and says he's UFC level already, but that's Paul Craig so it doesn't really mean much. Don't be surprised to see him on something like DWCS soon, or maybe just a straight signing to the UFC if he wins the Cage Warriors belt

>>149645698
Poatan vs Cobra

>>149645818
Holy airball

We watched ONE and TOP DOG but not pooFL.

>>149645840
Wgaf

peeFL

Heem is shit rn

>>149645951
goddard did nothing wrong

>>149645951
Harsh but fair, Dumbay tried to take a time out for a wittle splinter

>>149645757
I understand an event without nigger-filled fastfood commercials and DIE FOR ISRAEL! recruitment ads in between rounds is not to your taste but you should give it a try next time, it might surprise you.

>>149646025
Revved.

The shitbull brothers hap & ace

>>149645932
This would be my build if I lost 30-40 pounds

they took josh emmett's brain out and put it back in and topuriaq still cou;ldnt knockj him out

>>149637831 (OP)
heeminder conor sleems toptooro

>>149646109
emmett was on a massive -1 fight winstreak going into that fight. illlia was right to play it safe

>>149645877
Why is it watched not wought

>>149638244
ehhh hopefully not that would be all the reason for the taco vs burger war to kick off here in America and I dont want any of my fat old relatives to get heemed by cartel members as a result

Where is that great big black bastard

DARNELL LEWIS YOU FAT POC BASTARD GET THE CHICKENS OFF YOUR BALLY AND GET OUT HERE RITE NOW

The toblerone from sierra leone

>>149646260
Lost your boyfriend?

>>149646297
Monitor off and back to the grill Sanjay

>>149645951
>hey, ref, the tape on my handwraps is loose
>Time! TIME! STOP! There's a dangly bit of cloth coming of his handwraps! Get me some scissors, we'll be back in 45 seconds!
>monsieur! there is a metal part of the fence wedged into my foot! This is of no fault of my own but rather an error by the promoti-
>OVAH! OVAH! STOP THE FIGHT! BACK! BACK! *grabs Doumbe by the throat shoving him back* STOP! OVAH! IT'S OVAH! FUCK YOU!

Can of cola from the man from angola

Banan pizza from Sweden

>>149646360
Sampled some swedish delicacy last night iykwim

>>149646369
You ate some Swedish munchy box?

>>149646369
love me some kebabs

>>149646327
>>monsieur! there is a metal part of the fence wedged into my foot! This is of no fault of my own but rather an error by the promoti-
Do you honestly think poombe was able to effectively communicate this

The real injustice is in the fight not being overturned, Goddard did nothing wrong

>>149646386
Clozapig snacked on some old Swedish man's dementia dookie dingleberries and sprinkled it on his double XL pizzas.

>>149646417
if he said anything at all it probably sounded like the star wars jabba the hut song

If you got rid of flags these threads would be 100x better so many unfunny losers that make flags their entire personality and gimmick

>>149646286
>>149646260
Oink for the BBC!

>>149646417
I just found Goddard's reaction a little silly. Doumbe gave a half hearted shrug and Goddard pushed him ten feet back against the cage in response.

double the dook triple the man-milk this Swede is about to have a snack made of ass crack what a warrior

May I interested you in banan from sweden

Heeminder to do your part as well

Oink on it!

I will discuss the matter further with you when the smelly runts have left the thread sveribro

inbreeding should be banned from MMA so all the muslim fighters disappear overnight it give them a hills have eyes strength advantage

>>149646488
Po sad little clozapiggy gettin' so aroused to dirty talk with he Saarclesdaddy he start talkin' 'bout he favorite foods to fish outta dementia dookie diapers.

>>149646536
Cheers brother, look forward to hearing of your exploits when the rabble has dispersed

>>149646516
The last thing a blonde Swedish virgin sees before getting seeded with caucus cummies

>>149646536
Clean your monitor of the dementia dookie dingleberries.

Kwab Swedebussy gets revved by the superiority of BBC.

Punk ass AGPiggy.

Keep ya Lee Pigby ahhh shut when ya dick daddies pull up.

Dementia dookie dingleberry dirty diaper doggy dickdowns I fear, Im afraid.

I don't give a fuck if you love me
I don't give a fuck if you like me

>>149646516
Dricdaddy is gonna TKO this guy in round 3/4, he'll retire in shame, and then throw himself out of a window in Chechnya, after shooting himself in the back 8 times of course

Damn Americans always throwing their weight around

>>149646594
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals (particularly blacks) that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.

>>149646660
Leave me out of this one.

Sad piggies gettin' bullied out dey own friend simulator thats crazy we BROKE ya bacon bussies.

My record's a joke made fazza death croak he preferred Jon Jones and I'm a fat bloke

Askin' me, "How did it feel?"
Can't say it didn't surprise me

>>149646651
Du Piglet will get his pork pulled and watch like he watches bacon boers get burnt to a crisp by Bantu dick daddies.

Abdulmanap did say he considered alleged alcoholic and reported misdemeanor associated Jon Jones a greater fighter than pious Khabib

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>>149646746
Oink for ya Jondaddy, sad piggy.

Bacon Boers are being genocided while Clitus moans for his Zatdaddy on twitter.

That must have been one uncomfortable christmas dinner that year at the nurmagomedov family yurt

>>149646803
Say oink oink.

Fazza attempted to kill Khabib first by breaking his heart

>>149646217
Say oink oink for Saarcles.

Khabib wanted to play football
Fazza wanted him to be a judoka
Fazza gave Khabib a choice, Judo or MMA
Khabib chose MMA to spite fazza

khabib probably didn't even cry when he got the news

>>149646746
Fazza related to Jon because they both enjoyed intoxicated flings with prostitutes

>>149646914
Who amongst us b

>>149646906
Good choice since there’s no money in judo and the whole family is rich now

>>149646903
Is this the Ali that Fiziev is always talking about?

>>149646931
Say oink oink for ya BBC dick daddy, Saarcles.

>>149646923
Gane-esque striking from Oliveira

>>149646943
Don't the sunny brazzas say the shy brazzas worship a helwani it's all confusing to me

>>149646981
Say oink oink for Saarcles.

His name is Toby and he is black not indian

kill kill kill

fazza fazza fazza

>>149647013
Say oink oink for ya BBC dick daddy.

Didn't fazza also say he vastly preferred his other son the one who did something with his intellect instead of scams and prize fighting

>>149646981
I think it means once they kill all the crackers like me and everyone else they just go back to killing each other for thousands of years again, a shame some Ari forced them on all of us

>>149647013
You’d wipe and suck him either way albeit

>>149647080
Oink for ya dick daddy, Saarcles.

Now.

>>149646942
Khabib fought for legacy, not money

Not saying it.

>>149647135
Say it

>>149647135
>>149647142
Oink for ya dick daddy.

Now.

>>149647080
that was just a bit of banter

erin gave up his menthol musk bedwench buck bussy to me in a coral springs airbnb last summer

thread gettin kinda gay we need fightfairy pic dump right NOW

pawg milfs

pawg danas

Friendship with heem over. Cartoon horses are my new friend.

>>149647241
Your clitty cage tightens, greases, and oinks for PABC thoughsomorebeit.

Hap and Ace are from the north

Khadaddy's aura is molesting the consciousness of heem 5 years post retirement

LANA RHOADES PASSED AWAY

The man is making memes

>>149647363
Mmmmm....

Real peach of a thread

>>149647408
>>149647279
Omfg please let me meet your BBC dick daddy

I bet Saarcles could tear Tyla's necrosing steatorrheaussy off with a few good pumps..

Dana's Big Bald Bussy!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>149647279
He's so yummy.

blk champions are a relic of the past

>>149647586
White mans sport. Back off niggas.

>>149646516
GET OFF ME BITCH

>>149647608
Let me meet your BBC dick daddy he can make me oink and squeal whenever he wants.

>>149647586
This image is outdated albeit

>>149647694
>BBC
buck breaker cock?

>>149647717
No the one I tried groping and sucking before Melodaddy butchered my AGPiggy ass!

>>149647135
Mr Finland?

Heavyweight Comeback.. 205 is in our past

>>149647380
she bit joey rogey

if you were an athletic black bvll why would you devote time to mma instead of nba, nfl, boxing, MLB or soccer

Double-dip daddy dickdown dookie dementia dingleberry diapers sadly

>>149647975
Why does your skin look like that?

>BJ Penn reportedly arrested again after assaulting the security guards stationed outside his mother's house
BASED PRODIGY

erin was the best bubble butt bottom boy bedwench blk bussy i ever had. even after miles of massa meat that buck bussy is still tight as a field mouse and grips ya shit

The way y'all keep imitating pakibong reminds me of all the clones gooby created over the years

Uh oh, Erin got the porked cord sizzling Im afraid

mental illness

Hnngggg guys.. this dude recently joined my mma gym, he's going through a divorce and also competes as an Olympic lifter. He's a little short, but he's super handsome, extremely lean and strong, could easily clean and jerk me (if you know what I mean). We're getting closer and talking more, he gave me his number.. I just feel weird because he's technically still married and has kids. He started training martial arts after finding out she cheated on him.. do I let him smash or nah I haven't had a good lay with a man in a long time

>>149648115
erin…

>>149648115
Does he own a boat?

>>149648137

He seems solidly middle class, probably doesn't have boat money :'(

You have to beat the champ to be the champ. Tomala and Topiglet are merely chastity belters I’m afraid

fingers crossed islam dies to jdm

forcing a fighter to vacate is the same as defeating them

>>149648200
Damn Reddit Rob really heemed gspiggy huh

>>149648200
Its an act of cowardice.

DuBronxbros....

Joe Rogan has loaded the deck, the game is rigged. I'm so sorry Ilia

Georgian daddies got ya creaming and seerhing

>>149648281
Zatdaddy busted in all these lil piggies boywombs I’m afraid

>>149646025
you bodied that freak

>>149648115
>>149648160
bro using a reddit story and larping as a femboy
>>149648136
fuck off man

>>149648316
Ya dead daddy bodied ya bacon bussy turnin' ya into goon troon for Aridaddy I'm afraid.

i need my mommy

MENTAL ILLNESS

>>149648370
Steatorrhea’d ya skateboard again?

mental thrillness

ameri sisters?!?!

Freaked that body

oblock driller

>>149648321

>LARPing
unfortunately I have 255 cc breast implants, the larp is now 24/7

o block? we dont rep that crap here

>>149648505
What brand of Clitty cage do you wear?

>>149648428
all i see is an american bull working some lanky irish cuckold over

>>149648495
belal a southside nigga on god

>>149648495
I had it 48-47 Muhammad

Outside the last round it was a really close fight between JDM and Muhammad. The idea that JDM was beating Muhammad gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Muhammad 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close

>>149648541

the last cage I had was some plastic shit that almost circumcised me by accident while I was live on cam.. never again, the only cage for me is the PFL SmartCage

>>149648569
King Joey does it again!!!

People forget man, /heem/ is a Gane board

Just fried up a pound of bacon for lunch tomorrow, who is my favourite fighter?

Wanna now

Wanderlei, please stop.

>>149648617
its bad that i was here when this was first posted

>>149648633
Mariusz Pudzianowski

Jones has re-entered the pool of tribulations.

what if aspinall isn't champ anymore by the time ufc white house happens

i sold islam a batch of trenbolone for his welterweight bulk

>>149648633
Justin Gaethje

Grasso la profesora de sexo

>>149648728
Talmbout Grasso? Yeah I dug out that bint

>>149648711
Back in ya bacon bussy bunker lil' AGPiggy stfu nigga.

TAKBIR.

>>149648699
He doesnt like to fight, but it is unlikely he can go another whole year without a fight

>>149648745
Dig the BBC out ya thong, playa.

>>149648699
No one is beating Asspainall, albeit.

i despise many of you

>>149648834
Despise the dead daddy that pulled ya pork, playa.

>>149648812
he fears the blaydes trilogy I lament

>>149648834
Honored to be the exception m8

>>149648834
Not unlike how ya dead daddy despised ya bacon bussy when he raped it

>>149648881
holy f*ckin airball

Blaydes vs Aspinal 3: Finished Business

Chills.

>>149648873
Stfu pig nigga.

>>149648889
Ya dead daddy deeped his balls in ya bacon bussy and left no air in the process of such actions thoughbeit

>>149648873
surprisingly right, i like mexico too

Put him Alex Pereira, Daynurr!

>>149648947
Ya like lil' brown boys to jerk ya piggy clitty to ya pulled pork pig nigga.

>>149648947
Thank you, Rajesh!

im a (you) magnet yet i only hand them out to the heem de la heem

i know i'm sweet

>>149649034
Ya bacon bussy is a magnet for ya dead daddy's THANG I'm afraid.

I can't believe Islam got KO'd by Pantoja

>>149649060
Youre pretty darn cute

>>149649076
I can Islam sucks

Ms. Raped-1 is fully transitioning now I fear the posts are becoming increasingly effeminate and docile I'm afraid.

Shut the fuck up and stop typing so I can think

>>149648651
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CTE
>restrains Wanderlei preserving years of his brain function, the Brazilian team helps me to my feet thanking me profusely, the favela ring girl whores start blowing me loudly while the King of Curitiba gives me the royal sheet metal of Brazil

can we get a shoulder to hip ratio check?

I hate mostly jews pakis jeets and niggers

>I call the shots around here, new blood. The protection of these numbers doesn't come for free, you'll heem a few crotchsniffers, just like the rest of us
How do you respond?

>>149649166
bros scandavian, fucks he gonna do? eat a herring in front of me

>>149649158
You hate how tight and moist they make ya clitty cage sadly.

>>149649166
crotchsniffing bum

>>149649178
rape you to death

>>149649098
Aridaddy wins again.

I just realized that besides /pw/ this might be the one of the most confusing and jarring places to visit for a board tourist if you don't understand

what caused these two freaks to infest heem instead of some other general

>>149649225
its confusing to enter an MMA thread?

>>149649230
new era young person sport

>>149649230
They love their Sneedaddy

>>149649256
no just look at the fucking stuff being posted here lol it's off the wall but I enjoy it

>>149649225
pdub aint confusing at all wdym

Damn we really makin' you pig niggas scurry back to ya porkedcords.

>>149649338
mmmmmmmmmm

why is it so quiet here?

Gonna watch Mad Max today I think

did you guys have a badass weekend?

Gane

>>149649486
I thought this was fight fairy

>>149649486
rec trans porn or him

>>149649317
factual post

>>149649486
who is that

all gay shit is posted by /box/cels

>>149649617
factual post

>>149649553
why was this deleted

>>149649486
BUILT for Big Brazza Cock

>>149649640
Pakitranny doxxed herself

>>149649585
How much would ya pay to slurp the sweat out Tyla’s armpiggy?

>>149649656
pardon?

I got cte

>>149649671
Would ya slurp Tyla’s sweaty armpiggy before changing xer steatorrhea soiled DDPs?

>>149649754
huh?

I miss when /heem/ was ripe with creative, authentic shitposting, and not actual shitposting and gayposting.

Why are you gay /heem/?

I am mentally well

>>149649819
what?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SAAAAR

>>149649819
Stfu pig nigga.

Go find a nigga's THANG to oink on, playa!!

>>149649819
We moved to heemcord

You're attacking my family

>>149649997
We call it the pozzed porkcord sadly

I train under Heem Karoli Baba
Ohmm.. i zeem every here..
Ohmm...

>>149649997
This who ya pig nigga ass been flirtin' with.

Oink for ya dick daddy.

What happens to Nina once she hits certified Abuela status?

>>149650141
replaced by a newer model

>>149650077
Whos the nig?

>>149650141
Old Yeller treatment

>>149650200
Clozapig's biological BBC dick daddy.

Anybody got the link to the heemcord? I've been taking some massive schaubs in the till and then I heem my meng onto it and I'd like to send the pictures to real gangster marauders. Also I love dan hooker

>>149650276
If you want in the porkedcord ya gotta twerk ya bacon bussy for a BBC dick daddy.

>>149650326
very cool!

>>149650221
You need to stop with this shit it's not fucking funny

>>149650389
Clozapig when the dementia diaper diarrhoea overflows:

>>149650326
why AI upscale like breh its not that serious

>>149649486
hello

>>149650389
It's little bit funny b.

So Luke Rockhold’s posted up at this bar in Santa Monica, lookin’ clean—tight tee, jawline sharp, vibes on point. He ain’t here to throw hands. Nah, tonight he’s tryin’ to heem dern.

Bro’s been on this whole new wave lately. Says heemin’ dern is like spiritual jiu-jitsu. "Grip tells you everything, bro," he says to his buddy. "Dominance, chi flow, soul read. It’s primal."

First chick he walks up to, leather jacket, spicy energy. Luke gives her The Look™.

"Yo," he goes, smooth as a guillotine, "I’m Luke. Mind if I heem your dern?"

She squints. “You wanna what?”

“Heem. Your. Dern,” he repeats, dead serious. “I read people through their grip. It's like—pressure points for personality.”

She snorts. “Aren’t you that guy who got his soul kicked out on pay-per-view?”

Luke eats it. Still smiles. “Yeah, and I felt every ounce of that man’s spirit in my chin. Now let’s see what you got.”

She laughs, gives him her dern. He heems it gently—firm but respectful.

“Yup,” he says. “You’re stubborn, a little guarded, but real under the layers.”

She pulls her dern back like he just read her zodiac.

“Okay, weirdly accurate.”

The night goes on. Luke’s out here heemin’ like it’s a meet-n-greet. Some chicks dig it. Some call him a cult leader. One thought it was slang for asking to kiss her elbow.

By midnight, bro’s nursing a whiskey, soul a little TKO’d. Then this baddie in a red dress slides next to him like a sneaky left hook.

“Heard you’re the dern guy,” she says, smirking.

Luke turns, that Rockhold confidence still alive. “Guilty.”

She lifts her dern. “Let’s see if you can handle mine.”

They heem.

Long pause. Eyes lock.

“You’re trouble,” Luke mutters.

She smirks. “So are you.”

Game. Set. Match. No ground-and-pound needed.

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>>149650452
Saarcles BBC got ya piggy peabrain in a twist, huh?

Nothing really left to post on heem

I won.

>>149650296
Amazing post

Piggleslam is terrified of this. In fact all dagestani's ducked unfortunately

Vettori walked so Della Madel-Della Madlei-Vettori walked so Jack could run.

first for sweden

You know you show your true colors after a fight.

What is next for Alex ?

>>149650833
Facts. Just look at how Schaub's alpha male demeanour ERUPTS infront if the Canadian fans. He just couldn't mask it anymore

>>149650847
Beats stankalaev again then up to heavyweight to heem Tommy

>>149650873
Eh, i am not impressed by your performance

>>149650873
lol when you see hws get themselves submitted like this it makes you wonder how much they actually train

who’s walgin me to my trug

>>149650928
Schaub trained hard man

In an alternate reality:

"I WAS IMPRESSED BY YOUR PERFORMANCE" -GSP

a guy the size of Schaub gets his arms around your neck you got 7-8 seconds before your sleepin

>>149650847
Magodaddy sent AGPoatan back to the tire shop im afraid

Brendan the big fat pussy Schaub

>>149651020
*tyre

just imagine if vettori could actually fight

damn Sunday no funday

Is he done yet can I tell Sweden about my weekend

>>149651034
Vettori beat prime Adesanya

Gang shit

>>149651078
Delete this bloody shit you twat

>>149651087
Many meng.

Many many many many meng...

I don' cry no mo'
Sky no mo'

tomala is back on the menu boys

Retired raped bitch Jon jones

Merab is my P4P number 1

>>149651163
That's unfortunate

Laura Sanko humiliating her husband by acting like a whore every chance she gets.

Amanda Ribas' ass is my cocks p4p #1

To become the UFC’s first 3-division champion, Dan Hooker would need titles at featherweight (145 lbs), lightweight (155 lbs), and welterweight (170 lbs).

First, he’d have to return to featherweight and beat Alexander Volkanovski. Volkanovski is one of the most dominant champs ever, and Hooker already lost to him years ago. But if Dan comes in with a better game plan, sharper distance control, and avoids the clinch, it’s a shot at redemption.Next, at lightweight, he’d have to beat Ilia Topuria—who’s now champ after moving up. It would be a striking-heavy matchup with both fighters looking to impose pace and pressure. Hooker’s reach and experience at 155 could give him the edge.

Finally, at welterweight, the size challenge becomes real. Leon Edwards is the ideal target: a technical striker with a style that Hooker can prepare for. Belal Muhammad would be a tough, grinding fight. Shavkat Rakhmonov? A dangerous wild card—well-rounded, big, and deadly everywhere.

Realistically, featherweight is the hardest due to Volk’s dominance. Lightweight is winnable with the right matchup. Welterweight would be the long shot.

Still, if chaos breaks loose and timing aligns, Dan “The Hangman” Hooker chasing triple gold would be one of the wildest stories in UFC history.

Topuria will lose THIS time

When was the last good hw fight (only fights that count)?

>>149651284
Marvin Tybura vs Mick parkin

>>149651258
Factual post.

Oh...my...clitty...

>>149651284
Hotballs Lewis Vs Tub of lard-vasia

>>149651306
I took that picture

I didn’t know Sean Strickland had an orange cat

PvZ banned from Powerslap competition as her double bungussy is deemed performance enhancing

>>149651306
Hate this faggot, put him Poatan so he can get knocked the fuck out again

You guys are not ready for the thread I'm about to bake, the hooker fag is officially back!

>>149651319
Shut the fuck up retard

>>149651325
Hnnng

>>149651325
Educate me on PvZs double bungussy. Is it linked to her mahogany stained ring piece?

Could two khabibs really rape Garth?

>>149651306
Tell him to shave

>>149651412
Tognoni couldn't stop a mule.

>>149651396
People don't know where the pussy starts and the bung ends it's a VERY controversial subject right now.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

CHRIS BENOIT

VS

B-B-B-B-B-BJ PEEEEEENNNNNNNNN

pvzs pussy looks very dry in all her pictures

>>149651495
What the hell

>>149651495
Haha good post mate

>>149651543
Probably scrubbed with soap or something

Bounce ya yolk at bare knuckle stall and see what happens yeah?

>>149651482
Calling it a “VERY controversial subject” reflects how sex education, cultural taboos, and social attitudes can make even basic anatomy a sensitive topic.
In my opinion, this highlights the need for better, clearer education and more open, respectful discussions about bodies and sexuality—so people can understand themselves and others without shame or misunderstanding.

>>149651572
Sanko eats like a disgusting hillbilly woman

>>149651595
is that what he's saying there? I thought he was saying "bouncing to yocappybara" lmao love conor

>>149651572
schaub double tapped dat shit b?

It's fucking pitter or be pattered out here man

>>149651640
What does bouncing to yo cappybara mean?

>>149651662
Irish stuff I guess idk I genuinely couldn't catch that part that's what my mind made our of what he said

>>149651306
getting heemed by alex twice really worked out for him

I used to think the way Schaub drank and ate was just exaggerated swagger now I know he's just retarded

>>149651661
Brendens demise documentary is brutal poor guy is having a rough year

>>149651662
>>149651695
In Irish lore every fall they push their wagons of the year's harvest, mud and potatoes to Dingleshire where they all join hands and kick a capybara to death and pray for a cure to liver disease

Do you think Albuquerque Police Department has a special training course for how to deal with calls about Jon?

>>149651702
Talmbout swagger b?

I knew it!

>>149651722
shoot him on sight

>>149651702
This but about Dustin Poirier

>>149651716
Those are old clips. Schaub is beastin 25/8

>>149651722
The responding officers are ordered to wear butt plugs so jon can't sneak a finger up there

I wonder what other drugs Jon does besides coke I think he's an ecstasy/molly guy personally.

>>149651737
Cry for help if i ever seen one

>schaubposting a decade after he retired
someone explain this to me

>>149651702
You are definitely autistic if you consider this exaggerated swagger

Yolk ya bounty cart down to the farmers stall and kick a capybara to death whats what yeah?

>>149651787
https://degenrips.com/

>>149651774
who cares? Mind your business lil bro

>>149651787
Talmbout a legacy ?

Tomald Trumpspinall really booty blasted Jonala Jonesis into retirement

Volk must feel like a pissant watching a Chad like Ilia just come swinging cock all over his legacy

>>149651850
airball lil bro

>>149651850
Afraid not.

>>149651814
tell me jon

>>149651850
How does Kevin Lee fit into all this?

bo nickal

I bet the schaubussy hits different after a couple of REIGN body fuels

Would you?

>>149651928
No Bickal.

>>149651935
It's a doggy dog world b

>>149651800
modern men like Brendan consider gay shit cool and act like queers most of the time so I don't know what they are on about admittedly

>>149651572
Schaub's eating is truly fascinating. The number of rotations, peeling, licks. Performative use of a napkin.

>>149651937
There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like them.

/heem/ is one of the larger thiccc boy squads in thiccc boy nation

Schaubterfuge

>>149652027
most of us are banned from the hw division for good reason

Jon jones retired? Since when?

>>149652094
it was Marvin Bettori

The Fertito brothers have gave Ilia the UFC per Ariel Helwani

Just stood up too fast and literally passed out

“Schaub heemed Laura Sanko’s Dern” is meme slang from MMA circles. It jokingly suggests Brendan Schaub said something dumb or incoherent involving Laura Sanko and Mackenzie Dern. “Heemed” means to dominate or KO, often used ironically. The phrase plays on Schaub’s reputation for mixing up names and making odd comments — it’s more absurdist humor than anything serious, B.

>>149652141
Chat is this real?

>Rob Wilkinson is a gimme fight
>Andreas Michalidis is a gimme fight
>Volkan Oozedemir is not a gimme fight

heem is NOT absurdist

just hope solod my schaubhole

>>149652141
@grok what does this mean?

>>149651937
I'd be the first person to ever make Kayla feel like a woman

Five-Hundred Cigarettes.

>>149652253
>>149652253
>>149652253

will they clean up Washington for the White House UFC or will we get to see junkies stumbling around on camera shitting and yelling

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>>149652188

shut the fuck up
dont make a new thread
heem dies today. bury it. consider this mercy
shut up bitches