Thread 149640838

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Formula 1 :)

I guess this weather is a sonny hayes

Safety Car 1

gimi

STROLL +13
HULK +14

Stroll the GOAT

I have no idea who any of these celebrities are.
Like who the fuck cares?

Did a bit of ps3's car just come off or was it debris on the track?

digits and gasleak takes out hamilton

Which JAV actress you watching during the upcoming Red flag period?

AMD AMX

Cunt

DOTD

FEEL THE BERND

DEAD SPORT

OH BOY I LOVE F1 THE BEST DRIVERS THE BEST RACING SO EXCITING

Nice batch of rookies we got this year

The race wont end until all the rookies crash

CAM ON OSCA

>>149640824
reckon he's game for a bit of man love

>Undercut by Brazilians
grim

anya supporting colabindo

>>149640889
I miss him

meh race

the pinnacle of motorsport, thank you angloland

TOO MUCH RAIN RED FLAG PLEASE IM SCARED

TOO MUCH RAIN RED FLAG PLEASE IM SCARED

TOO MUCH RAIN RED FLAG PLEASE IM SCARED

TOO MUCH RAIN RED FLAG PLEASE IM SCARED

RED FLAG IT'S TOO DANGEROUS
SOMEONE COULD DIE

>puddle in turn 2
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG

it's another episode of stroll doing 15 abysmal races and doing a single good race that will give him another year in F1

Need a track invasion rn

GIVE HIM YOUR POWER

>>149640905
Ameri Ichinose

>>149640900
wow, you're so cool and interesting

I hate Piastri's radio messages
He talks like a fifty year old but he has a little boy voice

>>149640914
cutie

>muh safetyy
nigga you're paid 40 mils a year
stop bitching

>>149640926
wtf what race was this from?

What are y'all drinking?

>>149640915
if double digits bearman crashes total rookie death

nth for death to FIA and m*rcedes (except for amx if he joins them)

>>149640905
gonna fap to the hard nips of the trainer (female) in my gym earlier

they used the weather device to bring out the promotional safety car
all roads lead to toto

>>149640915
between this and the hamilton ferrari radios I'm getting everything I wanted from this sad slurper of a season

these celebs must be bored out of their brains. I guess the call out fee from their sponsors is
worth it

>>149640934
KEK

did you see the celebrities, Anon?

SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP

colabindo stall the fucking car again

Take my penis, Anya!

What are Max chances to overtake Pissasstri?

DIGITS AND STROLL/HVLK PODIUM

>>149640948
after watching that? bleach

hadjar could have been mongered

Rain rain go away please come again another day

>>149640948
jewish grannies do this shit? ayo?

>>149640905
The goblin princess Ichika Matsumoto

>NARG ass half broken off
>other half about to fall off

Thread going so fast no one will know I’m batting for the other team

>>149640934
GOODBYE MORNING SAAR

>>149640905
Nao Jinguji

LET THEM FUCKING EACE

>>149640969
This bitch should close her mouth, she looks retarded.

Someone post Sophia so I can goon, this SC borefest safety exercise isn't for me

>>149640824
they should rename it to the Lewis bend

>>149640838 (OP)
saar do not redeem the race control saar

It will take a serious injury to a driver in wet conditions before a subset of people stop bitching and moaning about the full wet tyres. Safety is more important than an entertaining race. Something like that Hadjar incident would be even worse in heavier intensity conditions

>>149640349
>>149640858
for me it's shondo's american friend

IF YOU CANT DRIVE ON INTERS AND DONT MOVE TO WETS YOU DESERVE TO CRASH

FUCKING RACE

IM SICK OF IT

Norris/Verstappen KWAB imminent.

and it's ending

AND IT'S ENDING
AND IT'S ENDING
W O W

>>149640969
need to breed intensifies

total mclaren death. AMX STROLL HULK PODIUM

AHAHAHHA PIASTRA FUCKED MAX(HE CANT DRIVE)

AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX

VerKWABben

>>149641003
coward

Oh nee...

>>149641003
shut the fuck up brudi

>>149640941
Cooler than these retards in sunglasses
>Look at me, I let a dirty shylock molest me for a role in a movie

Is he, dare I say, exposed?

>>149640988
reddit tier post, please go back

If they would have not brought the safety car and grouped all the cars this would have never happened.

TURBO KWAB

>>149640934
what sport is this?

Britain should not be allowed to host a race

AMX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

fitte

NOOO MAAX

ITS OVER

VERSTAPPSPIN

AMD AMX

OMFG MAX

WE GAAN

what a shitshow

oh what the FUCK

Max bros...

SE ACABO

Guess we're seeing Max drive for Great Satan next year. Grim.

PS3 MINDGAMES

AMX OVER

MAX BAMBOOZLED

KWAB

ayy

rip

Strolldium

The Verstappen Era is officially over.

IT'S OVER

AMD
M
X

VERST-ACKED
VERST-ACKED
VERST-ACKED
VERST-ACKED

>DEADBULL
DEADBULL
>DEADBULL
DEADBULL
>DEADBULL
DEADBULL
>DEADBULL
DEADBULL
>DEADBULL
DEADBULL
>DEADBULL
DEADBULL
>DEADBULL
DEADBULL

BYE BYE MAXY

KWABSTAPPEN
KWABSTAPPEN
KWABSTAPPEN
KWABSTAPPEN

cheeky Stroll podium?

>>149640934
is he ok?

>AMX
OH NONONONONO

PIASTRI BRAKE TESTED HIM

LMAO OSCAR WINS

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Oh my fucking god

big slurp

POSICION PARA EL NANO

KWAB

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Remember, don't have kids

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS OVER

CRASHSTAPPEN ETERNALLY BTFO

DEADBULL

STROLL PODIUM

>apparently the best driver
>has made multiple mistakes losing places

yeah its over
tv off

cuckstappen
>cuckstappen
cuckstappen

Max is sleeping at a gas station tonight

>>149640905

I like Tina Yuzuki (RIO) type, any recommendations?

HUUUUUUUUUUULK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU

HVLKenchads....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

People will still vote for poois over AMX in the exposure poll

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST

LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG LANCE GANG

KEKEKEKE

safety car incident

STROLL PODIUM
>KWABSTAPPEN

KWABoty

KWAB MAX

stroll podium
stroll podium
stroll podium

Damn, PS3 mogged Max over there. What a shame.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHA

Move of a world champion

KWABSTAPPEN
W
A
B
S
T
A
P
P
E
N

>max forces ps3 into a penalty
>max kwabs himself and then the british stewards use the penalty to make norizz win

strollgods

hulkggods

that was fucking close
only AMX could save it

STROLL 3RD

STROLL PODIUM KINO

ANOTHER F2 SHITTER DOWN

MAX YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BECOME A FATHER
LIKE SAMSON WITH HIS HAIR, YOU LOST YOUR STRENGHT

>>149641095
GRACIAS EL MUSEO

>piastri infringement
They're gonna gift the victory to Goblando

We don't need no full wet tyres
We don't need no race control
Dark clouds looming over the race track
Directors, leave the race alone
Hey! Director! Leave us drivers alone!

All in all it's just another shitter in the wall

>Norris
>Stroll
>Hulkenberg
Cursed podium

>The rest of the race will be Amd Amx kino
You're welcome everyone

>norizz wins
not riggeda t all

Was it a good idea to have a car with no downforce in the rain?

>Piastri penalty
>STR and HUL podium

Dead Bull

STROLL P3
>NOT A FUCKING DRILL
STROLL P3
>NOT A FUCKING DRILL
STROLL P3
>NOT A FUCKING DRILL

This wing is cursed man

Upper kek

HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM HULK PODIUM

All the rookies out or last

HULK PODIUM DEFCON 1

that's a penalty for piastri

I told you. i told you he became a father.

This is Seb all over again. Now the excuses and copes from the fans

THE FIX IS IN

water is my favourite meme

what a wife and kids at home does to a mfer

What a trick from the best racer tk ever live!

>amx spins out and cant hold up goblando anymore
>immediately a ps3 infringement is noted

the fix is in lads

MAX KWAB

>>149641114
>vote for poois over AMX
based

PENALTY FOR PIASTRI

TWO PENALTIES

TOTAL AMX DEATH

Max is right
Penal for Oscar

TOTAL PS3 DEATH

LADS COULD IT BE A HÜÜÜÜÜLK PODIUM TODAY

>>149640948
beer

4 out of the top 5 are shitters
what a race

VERKWABBEN HAHHAHA

norris win its over

>>149641167
Fucking grim.

LANCELOT
LANCELOT
LANCELOT
LANCELOT
LANCELOT
LANCELOT
LANCELOT

death to ps3. fake restart

Why are Australians so fundamentally dishonest?

LOL PS3 GIFTING LANDO A WIN

why is max getting mad at piastri for pulling a classic max move

>>149640995
fuck these assholes
stop it with the SC's
LET. THEM. CRASH!

HULK PODIUM POTENTIALLY

QUESTION?

VERKWABBEN LMAO

>still ahead of Löklörk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TOTAL ROOKIE DEATH

>>149641135
Who could've written such a script?

>>149641163
Fucking over

>>149641145
stop posting niggers

STROLL 2ND

Pooastri fault

KIMI OUT

>>149641007
F1 is done since the one race in spa- francorchamps where they refused to start the race due to rain


Like wtf those tracks are special BECAUSE of rain

Fucking hell

>>149641112
>>149641113
holy SHIT

>Max dood
>PS3 penalty
HULK PODIUM INCOMING

antonellibros...

>>149641172
That puts Hulkenberg in P3, with the very KWAB-prone Stroll and Norris ahead of him.

STROLL 3rd

PENALTY: EXECUTION BY JOS VERSTAPPEN'S FIST

kino diversion from twinkman

STROLL PODIUM
>STROLL PODIUM
HULK P4
>HULK P4
IF LANDO BINS IT OR OSCAR GETS A BAD PENALTY THEN HULK PODIUM
>IF LANDO BINS IT OR OSCAR GETS A BAD PENALTY THEN HULK PODIUM

what a mediocre driver
LMAO

OH SHIT, PIASTRI HAS THE EXCLAMATION MARK

Piastri will get a penalty, Russell didn't in Canada for a similar move.

total rockie french kiss

>>149641209
he never did this in a wet race

Jolyon "Tryna" Palma

>>149640905
sumire kuramoto

>>149640991
BASED I cooomed to her a couple days ago

NARG OUT

>>149641212
Norris-Stroll-Hulk podium after Piastri penal

NORRIS WDC
IT'S OVER

driver through and 4 penalty points for ps3. anything less and i kill him in minecraft

>ps3 penal
>norizz wins

pls no

bookmark this post
screenshot it

HUL WIN

PS3 10 SECONDS
LANDO CRASHES
STROLL WINS
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Piastri gets drive through, Stroll 2nd

>amx is supposed to be good in the rain
>hamilton is supposed to be good in the rain

I thought piastri was a good kind boy kek

>>149641236
Hulk will pass stroll

>stroll 3rd
>hulk 4th

please let norris crash

FUCKING COME ON HULK
BANG BANG
SCORE A FAKING PODIUM

please drive through HULK PODIUM

>>149641224
that one parade lap to end it was the end of F1

HULK PODIUM????

>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST
>REVERSE BRAZIL
FIRST TO LAST

PIA penal

HULK PODIUM

>a briton is going to win this race

The fix is in

>>149641246
nice choppers

>>149641016
AMX' out of podium spots, this is gonna be a NORIZZ (grim) STRVLL AND HVLK

Honestly what is redbull doing? Why did they choose to do a glory run qualy with a low downforce setting instead of prioritizing race pace under the rain, knowing perfectly well that the chances of rain were very high and that max is a beast on the rain…

>PIA PENAL
>STR AND HULK PODIUM KINO
I'll take it

>Pia 20 sec penalty
>Nor bin
>HUL victory
make it happen, if digits it real

HULKENBROS TODAY IS THE DAY

Stroll and Hulk are fighting for a podium

1 NOR 2 STR 3 HUL

Screencap this

is we gettin another rain

>AMD AMX unlocked
kino incoming

>strullovich podium

Kill me

strap me to a missile and fire me at the stewards room

WHY NOT NORRIS

>Eat a 10 second penalty and send verstappen outside of the points
>Your car is so fast that you can gain those 10 seconds anyways

>>149641242
Jorj wasn't quite as fucking blatant. Still doubt PS3 gets penalty. It's UK and Ausfailia is part of the commonwealth.

>Stroll 15 spots gained
Is he getting a DOTD?

mental

GIVE HVLK YOUR ENERGY

Cmon HVLK score sum fucking podiums

>>149641167
wtf I love the great satan now

HULK HULK HULK HULK

>>149641249
KINO
ABSOLUTE
KINO

>>149641262
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>149641242
Russels move was far less questionable, though, he had plausible deniability

Someone needs to take Goblando out so Stroll and Hulk can fight for the victory

>mclel 3 seconds faster than anyone
yeah, totally legal btw

Nothing wrong with what Pee ass tree did, good cinema

>>149641256
ps3 is already 10 seconds ahead of stroll

>>149641233
WHO?

DANGEROUS DRIVING FROM PISS3. DRIVE THROUGH NEEDED

>not even half way
please more rain

>Bearman the only rookie left
GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY BROS

NorrisWinsLol
Its over

are mclarens seriously already 10 seconds ahead. this is disgusting.

The FIA will absolutely punish Ps3 just to have a British win at Silverstone

>>149641278
In hindsight yeah they fucked up, I really thought it wouldn't be this dramatic but they're actually retarded to not go high downforce.

one PIA penalty and a cheeky norris bottle away from STR HUL GAS i believe

hamilbros...

KWABMILTON

HULK HULK

>HULK HULK

HULK HULK

>HULK HULK

HULK HULK

>HULK HULK

HULK HULK

>HULK HULK

HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK

KWABILTON

>>149641077
>asian women
I am vomit

>>149641305
>hulkenberg 4th

fuck yes
lets give him a podium

HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK

>>149641327
me in the mirror

black rain king

What is Piastri problem with Max?

>5 second penalty for ps3

fiAMG isnt rea--

shitmilton

>>149641335
so fucking true

>PISSTREE
KWAB

Will the stewards punish PS3 for that?

poowis hamilshart

>TEN SECOND PENALTY
THE FIX IS IN

10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
>10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
>10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
>10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI
>10 SECOND PENALTY FOR PIASTRI

>>149641309
Dont worry he'll fumble it

kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton
kwabmilton
>kwabmilton

KWAB

PISATRI BTFO

FUCKING FAGGOT SPORT

>phantom penalty to benefit the brit

imagine my shock

>10 second penalty means nothing because of the rocketship
Grim

>>149641360
not enough

>STR
>HUL
>GAS

kino

>>149641356
10

AHAHAHAHAHHAA GET FUCKED

>>149641339
>spray everywhere
>slam breaks

NO ERA PENAL!
FIA PENDEJOS
NO ERA PENAAAAAAL

TEN SECOND PENAL
>TEN SECOND PENAL
TEN SECOND PENAL
>TEN SECOND PENAL
TEN SECOND PENAL
>TEN SECOND PENAL
TEN SECOND PENAL
>TEN SECOND PENAL
TEN SECOND PENAL
>TEN SECOND PENAL

RIGGED

10S PEN FOR OSCAR

cmon hullllkkkkk

ohnooo ps2 fags

hamilton fucked on his own straight

FUCK BRITISH STEWARDS

>>149641337
>they're actually retarded to not go high downforce
calm down

oh fuck off

10 sec penal for PS3

10 seconds LOL the fix is actually in

Oh fuck off! They're rigging it for Lando!

HULK P3

>HULK P3

HULK P3

>HULK P3

HULK P3

>HULK P3

HULK P3

>HULK P3

10s
play stupid games win stupid prizes

FIA handing the win to Goblando, DEATH TO ANGLOS

PIASTRI 10 SEC PENALTY

AND LANDO NORRIS WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX

>>149641356
>10
10
>10
10
>10
10
>10
10
>10
10
>10
10

>>149641360
whom?

>>149641356
should be more than 5 honestly

rigged

KEEEEEEEEK

DEATH TO PISS3
>DEATH TO PISS3
DEATH TO PISS3
>DEATH TO PISS3
DEATH TO PISS3

handed norris the win
fuck the british
fuck this shit "sport"

>Sunday drives
>Wins

>>149641353
he’s more dangerous than norris for his wdc

KWAB
>KWAB
KWAB
>KWAB
KWAB
>KWAB

10s? seriously?

>TSU kamikazed BER

nobody cares

>RIGGING IT FOR NORRIS AT SILVERSTONE
RIGGING IT FOR NORRIS AT SILVERSTONE
>RIGGING IT FOR NORRIS AT SILVERSTONE
RIGGING IT FOR NORRIS AT SILVERSTONE
>RIGGING IT FOR NORRIS AT SILVERSTONE
RIGGING IT FOR NORRIS AT SILVERSTONE

>do nothing
>win

would piastra actually be punsihed for that if max didnt spin like a retard

10 SECONDS

pee ass tree bros it's over

Fédération Ingurland de l'Automobile

GO LANDO
GET MILK WOOOOOOo

>Lando wins
Disgusting

>10 seconds
HULK PODIUM INCOMING

HULK PODIUM
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
/f1/ BTFO FOREVER

CAM ON HULKENBERG, SCORE SUM FACKIN PODIUMS

PENALTY
>PENALTY
PENALTY
>PENALTY
PENALTY
>PENALTY

HULKENBERG PODIUM HABBENING

>>149641428
its not a real win thoughbeit

PEE ASS THREE BTFO GET FUCKED HAHAHA

norizz better than the FIA after the race

the fix is in

That is so obviously rigged. If Verstappen was in 2nd he would never have gotten a penalty.

GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY!!!!!!!!!

Deserved.

HOLY FUCK BOYS

Fucking HELL

>>149641350
who?

>ten second penalty for this
worth it lmao

>>149641356
what is so good about her parents being at the hotel?

NO ERA

russelbros...

>all the casters suddenly making excuses for something they would've crucified Max
Fucking brits.

RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

>noooooooo, you made AMX spin, you must be punished

Haha, fucking fia

H U L K
U
L
K

Just tuning in

Why is AMX 10th?
How is stroll 3rd???

Please dear lord for the love of god give me a hulk or stroll podium. I fucking need something to save this semen slurping race.

The 10 sec penalty is okay because that then he gets angry and crashes into Norris and Norris passes away. Hülkenberg finishes 2nd.

not happening.

Sorry mate, you have to be British to get away with it

CONVENIENT

>>149641429
yes, of course

And if it wouldnt be a Mclel, it would be a drive through

>Hulk vs Stroll for podium
Genuine cinema

fucking shit race
fuck the mclaren

is Hulkenberg finally gonna do it..?

I totally forgot that stroll somehow becomes a decent driven in wet conditions lol

What a fucking joke. Genuinely unironically rigged for Goblando. Fuck brits.

>>149641414
look at those eeys, she pisses and shits in piastri's mouth.

COME ON HULKSTER SCORE SOME PODIUMS

noooo hulk is 14s behind

>>149641396
I'm very calm, I will be calmer next year when Max has a competent team

>>149641432
>Cheat car wins with 11 seconds
Rando can't drive in the wet to save his moor ass.

SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>149641275
she's very cute

gotta be honest, i've posted "THE FIX IS IN" as a meme many times, but holy fuck they're not even hiding it anymore. Fucking semenstone.

CAM ON HULK

10 seconds just swaps lando and himself so whats the fuck hulk hype about?

>>149641443
calm down, we're not even halfway race distance yet

How predictable

>>149640838 (OP)
Aaaah it’s Hülkenberg podium day and of course it’s the one race where I’m away from home for the entire day

You all know 100% there would be no penalty if Norris had done that.

GET ME POWER

GET ME HIGHER

>gay
>twink
>mutt
>wins
>by riggi
british gp lads

Piastri can still win unironically, the Mclel is quick

Checo stocks keep going up

>>149641409
>>149641381
not enough

>>149641413
heright

How good are Goblando’s gay blowjobs for the stewards to favour him this much?

>>149641489
>mercedes
>competent
yes it's really going well here for those cunts!

now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was pastry doing?

AMX is losing points on purpose he wants NARB to pass him in the WDC so he can trigger his exit clause.

>>149641484
he puts down the same times in the wet or dry.

there will be pitstops at some point, piastri is fucked

>>149641514
he doesn't need to blow, he has the right passport.

>>149641510
p2 easily, but norizz will have to mess up again.

Mclyl makes this 10 seconds in 4 laps

remove england from the calendar, the sport, life, everything

>george russell into cocks

is that true?

>Norris win
>Stroll podium
>HULK podium
>Max exposed as a shitter
>/f1/ seething

SIlverstone kino

>mclels get dqed for cheatcars
>STR-HUL-GAS podium
I BELIEVE

>rain races are kino!
>it's just waiting for driver mistakes, SC slurpfest and zero overtakes because no DRS

>>149641515
Did they have a skinny ass rear wing too?

Rigged as fuck. Im done

>>149641468
???? crofty is literally telling zak brown to his face that he deserved it right now and zak brown is like naah

retard go watch your own mongo tv coverage instead faggot.

>>149641459
June Lovejoy

God Crofty is such a semen slurping faggot. Listen to him begging McLaren to agree with him

come on Charles, u got this

HULKENPODIUM
U
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K
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P
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D
I
U
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>>149640905
Yu Tano

>>149641327
Moonchild_77

>>149641536
>British retard
as expected

>WE HAVE THE DATA
>okay what was the speed
>OH ACTUALLY I DONT KNOW
DEATH TO KUK BROWN

>>149641540
Shitters getting exposed in wet conditions is always good

>>149641538
i would bounce off the walls if that happened

>>149641527
Being a fag comes with the bong passport

>zak can't weasel his way out
LMAO

imagine if goblando spins...

>>149641540
>zero overtakes
you're watching a different race

>>149641544
lmao done him

>>149641508
GAS HIM HULK

>TSU +10
kwab

>>149641472
Rain turns F1 into a game of pure luck.

>>149641540
>zero overtakes
you actually watching this race?

PALMER ABSOLUTELY MINDBROKEN

it's over AMXissies

>>149641412
Ridhiknowznothing

Man, it would be so funny for Stroll to get a podium, and we'll have to hear more years of "Lance is good in the wet". He got lucky the last time, had mostly dogshit performances in the wet, and it looks like he might get lucky again.

I'm simultaneously seething and laughing.

Dead Bull

>>149641538
what's the last time we've had a podium with so much sovl?

>>149641536
It's karma for GP's AD2021 jab.

Brits have plot armor at silverstone.

poonoda

There WILL be another safety car and Max WILL get back to at least 4th check 'em

>5 drivers crash themselves out of the race
>Still end up dead last
????

Surely mclel wont let norris win by letting him finish under 10 sec if they fundamentally think the ps3 penalty is unfair?

>rain delivers again
Why can't FIA do the same?

Hamilton will go off if he keeps doing this

>Hulk just needs to beat Lance Stroll of all people to finally get his first podium
This has got to be it

>>149641563
>rain stopped
>win handed over to him on a platter
>he still bottles
might kill himself if that happens

I swear to fuck is Sauber fucks up Hulks strategy when he's in a perfect spot to get a podium

>>149641246
Cute mouth

>>149641544
why so angry

>yugi
just retire second car for the rest of the season

>>149641563
Wouldn't be surprised.

Since the race is over, now what ?

It's time to discuss jack doohan again.

>all cars minus McLaren looking like a mess, oversteering and drifting in all turns
illegal car

Hulk getting a podium would be kino. Please god Lance spin.

I wish Zak brown was driving one of those McLarens so there would be a chance of him slamming into the wall at 300km/h

>>149641587
God's (the FIA's) chosen people

>>149641599
He's not. Hamilton and Russel are going to eat him up no matter what happens up ront.

>>149641536
a good day lad x

>>149641599
He will fuck it up himself

>>149641564
>>149641571
hamilnigger sliding off and getting passed by russell is not an overtake

Gasley crushing shamilton

>>149641587
brits have plot armour everywhere

its another hulk 4th place missing the podium again :/

>>149641335
desu retarded decision by Oscar, he just needs to keep cool and fight against Norris who is a mental midget and will fold once Oscar has a decent lead of 40 points, Verstappen cant close the gap anyway

kwab

As much as I want it, Hulk won't get a podium. It's not meant to be

>>149641587
And guess who was the race director
an australian

>>149641414
she's ugly

all-british podium pls

>>149641615
Nah, let one or both of the McLaren's spin

Max's low downforce setup really fucked him up today.

>>149641563
he will, just like he did in Russia some years ago

>i'm so slow
oh no no no no no

>>149641613
We know they're cheating, they know we know they're cheating. They're still cheating.

Is Zak's radio on Sky still open?

should've gone high downforce, start p8 and then win in the rain
massive fuck up from red bull, mercedes could've done better

May gasly and poois take eachother out
For il bunnito and groundhog

>they left the radio on
lol

>>149641587
bit faggy
>>149641617
nah

Last year Red Bull leaned towards setting up the car for the race and not quali and that served them well. Why did they do the opposite this time?

>>149641605
JFs love to blame british bias on everything while speaking our language watching our tv and then they just proceed to lie when crofty and brundle both said piastra deserved it

never forget anglos even claim this is the best track around

>>149641643
Even der Wilhelms

>>149641621
Going to enjoy a few jars of best at the local afterwards to celebrate

Yuki’s eyes too slanted for f1 racing

I don't understand the hate for Zak Brown
Yeah he's fat and american, but remember where Mclaren was even in 2019

Isn't it summer in England?

>>149641649
a stroll win would be so funny

come on pierre, do a funny

Stroll has already slowed the pack so much Piastri will only lose 1 place

>>149641661
if it hadnt had rained he had a chance at winning though

tsunoda is such a shitter

Red Bull's brain drain really showed itself this year. It's almost like they're intentionally losing.

>>149641668
The car is even worse than last year, man.

>>149641670
>delivers most kino race this year
yes

>driving line visualizers

KINO

>>149641675
He's also jewish

NICO P4


WILL IT END TODAY?

>>149641515
truth is redbull are losing so many engineers and mechanics to other top teams

i like that race line graphic!

jew will never catch goblino
it's over

>>149641668
Because they can't win races anyway.
I think they believe Max can drive whatever they put in his hands.

>>149641669
why so angry? calm down

how shit is the alpiss that it can't even catch up to a Sauber?

>>149641680
yeh, and we've got English Summer conditions? What's your beef, Bruce?

>>149641670
I have never seen an Anglo claim this is the best track, it got neutered with the 'modernisation' a decade ago
The best track is Spa

>>149641670
thank you for using the term Anglo instead of "brits". Distinguishes us from all the immigrant invaders.

>>149641647
>if the delivery is late the pizza is free
they'd go bankrupt

>>149641675
He's Jewish

>>149641705
pretty neat yeah

>>149641681
I was convinced he'd get a win in 2020 with the tracing point.

Pierre Red Bull Reject Gasly

>>149641683
Still means norizz wins and gains again

>>149641644
It is for sure feeling that Lewis is going to keep climbing and grab 3rd at the end.

>>149641680
This is the first rain since March.

>>149641670
high speed corners are comfy sometimes, but they overdid it on that track

Do you guys prefer Maggots or Becketts?

strvll svrge

>>149641670
Entirely justifiably

i was afk for last 15 minutes, can anybody tell me what the fuck happened

>>149641675
>fat and american
that's enough for me

>>149641700
no

someone crash now

>>149641697
>>149641705
I liked the Gasly wobble on the straight

>>149641700
no

i don't like this race anymore

NICO PODIUM
PISS3 WILL DNF

it's happening again lmao

>>149641688
At least he's still in a car and on track compared to the two people who might have been in that 2nd Shit Bull.

WE TRON NOW

>>149641697
Its very good

>>149640838 (OP)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...each day brings us closer to final victory over the great satan of fraudstappen and deadbull...
> FraudStappen exposed !
> FraudStappen can't drive !
> FraudStappen no skill !
> FraudStappen no talent !

>Lando WILL spin
>STRVLL will cuck himself as well

>PIAHULGAS

>>149641697
>>149641705
We'll never see it again after this race kek

The Sir Lewis Hamilton Podium is inevitable at this point.

>>149641720
>american flag off-topic to beg for replies... again

>>149641720
your gf moans during sex?

>>149641720
you didn't slap her?

Kinda boring now

WELCOME BACK TO REDBULL RACING SEBASTIAN VETTEL

>>149641735
retarded

>>149641696
>dude sprinklers lmao

>>149641670
at worst a top 3 track together with interlagos and spa

>>149641649
As funny as it would be, I think I'm already pushing my luck praying for a Hulk podium as is.

Surely Lance will find a way to fuck it up. (This also won't get to hear the casters blabber about Stroll being a wet weather god)

Hulk will protect our Strolldium

whoaaaa racing lines

i fucking hate this sport

Good on Stroll, getting 3rd place while being the worst driver takes a lot of skill

>>149641755
You were right all along. I kneel.

I hate the lines...

24 - 0 Bros..

it was over before it began

>>149641747
a bit premature

>>149641675
he's a Jew and the car is ugly

>>149641698
>>149641721
He isn't
>>149641675
Because he's a fat arrogant cunt that talks up his shitty drivers.
>>149641762
(it worked)

>>149641746
MORE

>>149641705
would be nice to have just like the last 10 metres visualised at all times

>>149641736
PS3 did a dangerous restart and took out max. only 10 second penalty because its rigged

GOAT overtake

>max cant even pass the back markers in the rain

grim..

>>149641720
Can relate, but she promised she's going to buy me chicken tenders as compensation

>>149641770
>ESL

YOU GOT THIS, LANCE! NOBODY CAN YOU MATCH IN THESE CONDITIONS!

>>149641755
retard alert

>>149641765
there is absolutely no chance she can wipe her ass properly

Hulkenberg deserves the mercedes seat

>>149641670
(You) status: BTFO

Leclerc can still beat Hamilton

>>149641765
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT

>>149641720
Hot! Was he black?

>>149641734
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PL6mw_kLHqY

>>149641790
He is retard

i thought max was a king on wet road
what happened?

>>149641726
How's that a penalty?

>stroll: 3 podiums
>lap 30
what the fuck is wrong with fom

>>149641720
what did your bull think about that?

i lose all hope if hulk doesn't get it today

>>149641670
i dont get the hype either its nowhere near Spa for me. The whole track feels soulless compared to the old european ones

>>149641765
Wtf when did she become such a fat pig?

>scribbling marker on the screen
Death to FOM. Death to jewberty media.

will bearman survive the race

is DRS active?

norris wil win

>>149641786
Holy fuck

>>149641786
>handicap your car
>it sucks
woah

>>149641765
I'd mate her all day long

>>149641734
1>2>3

>>149641644
Yes he will. This is what will happen

>Piastri does put stop, serves 10 second penalty, comes out second ahead of stroll
>Ocon KWABS and causes another safety car
>NOR, STR, HUL, get a free pit stop
>pisstree’s tyres die before end of race, while Hulk makes it to the end before needing another pit stop

Screencap this. It will literally happen

How the fuck is the McLaren a customer team so fast?

>>149641798
would

>>149641829
no

Rain status?

>>149641790
>Brown is Jewish and was raised in the San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles, CA.

>>149641746
Yuki spinning Bearman was just him trying to complete the Rookie Out set

>>149641805
WHO
H
O

time for slicks

>>149641765
Look at that kabooz

>>149641350
>>149641545
ugly bitch with an ego/extreme insecurity -> ego

>>149641798
That's a boy
>>149641813
He isn't you dumb shit, he literally just presented an award to Jody Scheckter who IS jewish.

JOIN THE OTHER ROOKIES, BEARMAN

>>149641814
>what happened?

>>149641796
The Monza wing only worked if he didn't get caught in traffic or spin

>tap the brakes
>get a penalty
Why can't euros handle some harmless banter?

Oscar, be a man and take norris out.

hulk grandpa you can do it

>>149641844
IN 5

>>149641844
It's over. Over.

>>149641765
Have the chess whores moved on to being regular whores? Don't know why she got cheek filler.

CAM ON HULKENGOD

HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK

>>149640838 (OP)
>>149640838 (OP)
Norris and Piastri are drivers with actual talent and skill.
For FraudStappen it's been 99.9% the car and 0.01% RetardStappen.
I love seeing FraudStappen exposed for the FRAUD he is.

fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC
> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way