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>Order of Playwww.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
>Drawswww.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/gentlemens-singles
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles
>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis
>Streamsfreestreams-live.fi/
vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport
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>>149639633
do you think I can make it as a ballboy at 33
Alcaraz spins the racquet now, he wants to be Tommy Paul's kind of cool
>>149647598 (OP)calm down estonian
>>149647633As a ball girl maybe uWu
>>149647633easily.
In US the average age is in the 50s, as it should be.
Is grug, dare I say it, too dumb to lose? Always looks like he's expecting every match to go 5 sets
going VAMOS when the other guy hits it into the net like you had something to do with it is kinda lame
>>149647700Retarded error from Rublev, again.
Norrie changes his grip tape a lot.
Allison Riske, now that was some underrated booty.
Gone too soon.
Anyone know any working stream sites? All my usual ones are either crashing or playing some beanie bag throwing shit.
they both look awful, Alcarath in particular doesnt look like his regular self. Jannik will be feasting on anyone in this tourney not named Novak unfortunately, as much as that cheat really needs to be exposed.
>>149647598 (OP)Kostyuk isn't even hot anymore not since she was like 19 she's masculine has these broad shoulders and no boobs she kinda looks like a thumb it's gross
We got a match on our hands.
Risky Rublev gets the 1st set
wtf no
I don't want this disgusting retard to win
grug deploying strategic slow acting roids. all according to plan
>>149647746Found this one recently, its p good
https://freestreams-live.fi/tennis-channel-11/
Why is speed in mph? Can they at least pretend that they're not 51st state
1st set
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Rublev Vamosed right in his zoomoid face.
Damn rublev is gay ass fuck but he can do some kino tennis boy hits the ball HARD !!! fr though he'll definitely sperg out in the 2nd set and lose 3-1
>doesnt do anything the best
>wins
its that easy
>>149647797America uses our system m8.
>>149647709100%. unless you caused it
this handshake is going to be cold
>>149647787I usually go to this site, but ever since this tournament started it constantly spans pop ups that keep making the stream crash.
>Alcarath turning into a servebot
SAD!
England's brave Norrie doing better than cowardly Jack.
hahahaha norrie owns that cuck
What is Jarry talkin bout?
hot take carlos will win the match
England's very own Cameron Norrie
>>149647797They all just pretend not to understand metric, meanwhile they know exactly how many cubic centimeters there are in a liter and how many pounds there are in a kilo.
>>149647882Norries was jumping around during his serve to distract him
Why did they boo jarry? Cant you chat after games
>>149647860>browsing streaming sites without an adblocker in 2025Get ublock origin m8
Can Rublev hold the level for 4 or 5 sets?
I feel like once he loses 3 games in a row, it will be over fast.
He can't flinch on his service games, vamos!
>>149647896>>149647901Jarry accused Norrie of unsportsmanlike conduct.
Easy final for Rublev. Who can even stop him now
>>149647882>>149647896Norrie was bouncing the ball too much he said earlier
stopping the bounce as if about to server then bouncing more etc
>>149647930Nadal once did that to Sonego
>>149647897We use a bit of a mix of imperial and metric here. It's probably mostly metric for most things.
>>149647899not cool. or if it is, everyone should do it
>>149647933Only Novak and Sinner in the final, this is not the ordinary Rublev of old.
>>149647940It's actually worse than Murica. At least they have their system and stick to it. You're all over the shop.
Name a player who could defeat motivated prime Norrie on grass
>>149647949We had Mischa Zverev as a co commentator and he said that it is common in US college tennis (where Norrie comes from)
Damien Lewis plays tennis?
Norrie is such asshole and I hate british people they are more unfair than the french at rg.
Jarry 103 winners 71 unforced errors
Norrie 36 winners 26 unforced errors
Jarry 46 aces
Norrie 8 aces
>>149647985>they are more unfair than the french at rg.Steady on.
>>149647860I swear to dog zoomers are sofa king retardo
>>149647985He's not British he's a New Zealander.
>>149647934im a new to watching tennis but can you change your serve prep middle of the match to catch your opponent off-guard? I was watching Cilic the other day and he does a weird pause in the middle of his bounces making it look like he's about to serve, add that an annoyingly long serve prep and i'd be annoyed as fuck as a pro to play bush-league shit like that
>>149647982he's a woke twat btw despite playing based in BoB
>>149647902I use adblock plus. Might be time for a new adblocker.
>>149647989yeah norrie's gonna get fucked
cant win like that against elite players
>>149648032Adblock was always trash, uBlock is much better
Carlos just got wimbled on
>bbc showing pooblevs sperg out from last year
kek
Norrie has always been England's pride, not the Drapist.
>>149648008the commentary said there's no ruling about that
Rublev gaining strenght and confidence, Alcaraz in trouble as he has not been here since 2022
>>149648008>was watching Cilic the other day and he does a weird pause in the middle of his bouncesCilic is consistent about it, he's not trying to psyche anyone out, he just pauses there.
Jarry was arguing Norrie changed his routine.
>>149648047Thanks for the rec
>Rublev beats Alcaraz, hands him his first loss in 21 matches and in 3 years at Wimbledon
>Loses in quarterfinals again
Hope this psycho rublev scrapes through so my man Norrie has a decent chance to get into the semis
>>149648081>Jarry was arguing Norrie changed his routine.its your job to react to the serve, not expect to be explicitly told how it'll happen
>>149648117Resorting to gimmicks is unbecoming of professionals.
>>149648081but isn't that the same shit with underhand serves? if you argue you cant change your routine mid-match then you also cant underserve at any point no?
>>149648004He is genetically British which is the most important thing. His parents are Welsh and Scottish. He is a billion times more British than raducuntu.
>>149648152norrie's not a pro look at his technique
>>149648152You expect too much from the nation of Nadal
>>149648152maybe
but if the other guy is a professional then he should just play instead of bitch
>>149648159Good take.
Although for some reason he looks less British than Murray, Evans or Draper, imo
>>149648102>/tennis/ once again hoping alcaraz or sinner will loseWhen will you guys accept that we are in a new era now?
>>149648164he should switch to OHBH, will help his popularity massively and fix that ugly form
This is looking like it's gonna be a 5 setter with every set ending in a tie break
>>149648211yes, people still hoped others won during big4 era.
plus the big2 don't even have fans yet.
>>149648211I'm not hoping for it at all, Sinner-Alcaraz is the only entertaining tennis that happens now. I just trust that Rublo will only peak against my guy.
what a close but boring match
the kids these days dont know about ohbh
>>149648286Sinner turned Alcarath into a serve bot
>>149648315Tsitsipas killed it
>>149648315Domi thiem bros we kneel
>>149648334Mpepsi will show them all
>>149648315desu anyone who pays attention to the modern game would steer young players away from it unless they're prodigious with it
you don't win baseline slurpers with a one hander
>>14964834150 years from now, he will be a cult obscure underrated player, like the band The Sound today.
>>149648159He's still not British, British is Jack Draper or Tim Henman, and sadly Andy Murray (I'd prefer England had separate athletes to Scotland because Scots always just steal our glory and say it's all for Scotland when they win).
Radacanu is also Canadian herself as well as Asian, she's basically a total foreigner.
>>149648315Henry Bernet does
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>149648375>Radacanu is also Canadian herself as well as Asian, she's basically a total foreigner.Yes which is why I can't stand her. She is only using this country as a platform for her own financial gain. She even dedicated one of her wins to China. Absolute cunt.
This guy sucks shit, even when he's winning it's clear he's inferior.
>double faulting the break point
LOL
We could say it' a 3-set match now
>>149648375I mean Emma has lived in England since the age of 2, which is very young and living here would have shaped her life.
welp its over, gonna watch Noskova vs. Anisimova now
Is going to lose it soon. Will he hit himself again?
uh oh every error is adding to the chimpout meter
>>149648427"Happier abroad" type people with mail order aspirations think she's good looking lol, so she has a lot of fans.
The only thing stopping 90s gen from being halfway decent is literally their mental game. All are perennial chokers, ever single one. Meanwhile the gen before and the zoomers are truly strong-minded, it's honestly shocking the gulf in how these generations handle pressure
>>149648462LEL
when do we have ignition
>>149648454don't.
both disgustingly fat, out of shape, nasty attitude players
Why does alcaraz look vulnerable after a huge slam win?
umpire just gave rublev a preemptive warning about smashing his racquet
>>149648465Yes and also the middle class lefty types who enjoy seeing one of their pet minorities doing well.
>>149648474>30 year olds are worse than 20 year olds at athletics wow you're telling us this for the first time
Cutie spanish girls in Carlos' box, emma must be mad.
DOWN IN A HOLE
AND I DON'T KNOW IF SERVE CAN BE SAAAAAVED
>>149648453Emma is a card carrying zipperhead there’s not a British bone in her
Is rublev going to play mind games with alcaraz? That's the only way to beat him at this point. It's a shame Rublev's game is so predictable.
>>149648375Coincidentally, just yesterday one of the random Facebook reels I saw was random Scots being asked if they are proud to be British. Exactly half of them said they were proud to be British, and the other half insisted they are not British. Among the Scots saying they are not, one of them said British culture is just English culture, and another associated Britain with oppression and compared Scotland with India.
>>149648375just like osaka is japanese
>>149648545that's precisely the US sports media and fans now. and you're right about pet - they use them to feel good about themselves
>>149648566i'd put a british bone in her
>raducanu mentioned
fuck off
>>149648566But that anon isn't counting Norrie either, who is genetically British but just hasn't been brough up here since he was young.
>>149648155Yeah, it's all corny.
>>149648164done im
This may seem implausible, but i'm hearing a camel's toe was seen in the court recently. that's ridiculous, they're not native to England.
>>149648556alot of them are still in their 20s? Also, was worse than the 30 year olds now and before when they were even younger. They got gatekept from winning by older players and leapfrogged the gen after them
rage has been quelled- for now
Why doesn't Ruble have a flag?
>>149648474look at medvedev/tstitsipas and tell me they're complete players. they're not.
would say that's true for zverev, the others have clear deficiencies.
>>149648592SHES A DELICATE ENGLISH ROSE AND A NATIONAL TREASURE
>>149648613he's one of those "fuck having borders and shit" hippy types that believes the nation state is a tool of oppression
>>149648639why lie? its the tournament and networks that do it
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>>149648613Only Israel and USA are allowed to invade countries and keep their flag
>>149648615revisionism on meddy, he's always got what it takes to go far in GS, ffs he's been to 6 finals already, he just always chokes when he needs to perform the most
>>149648622imagine the sex
>>149648639It's a cover, obviously.
>>149648670She is so hideous lol. The absolute state.
imagine fingering emma and afterwards when you go for a wee you give your fingers a sniff
>>149648613Trying to live tax free.
>>149648667It's because Muslims don't matter
>>149648670what causes this
>>149648670>bigger jaw than gruglol
>>149648668He's a one surface one trick pony whose entire game consisted of pushing and catching every single ball since he plays from the outer parking lots. There's nothing complete about his game beyond an elite, stable backhand.
>>149648689How's about instead I make her sniff my fingers and tug on her hair while doing it?
>>149648684gay. She's great and absolutely would invite her to some tea
>>149648603She always had an ugly pig face but it worked a bit when she was skinny but she's just a fat titcow and is gross and hangs with rappers sad also she sounds like she's legit iq89
Alcaraz's clearly still in pre-prime form, if I were the doper I'd be embarrassed to get owned by this at my peak.
is rublev ever going to win a match that matters? he's been a pecho frio his entire career
>>149648474>The only thing stopping 90s gen from being halfway decent is literally their mental game.and good technique
>the other guy is far into the left side of the court
>I could hit the ball into the right side, he'll never get it
>nah I'm sending it precisely where he already is
Why do they do this
>>149648709>VAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS*breaks bed*
Is Grug going to win Wimbledon? He looks deeply vulnerable in the first week. Is he just playing games?
>>149648722>believing tennis centel memesOh jt...
I imagined sex with Emma earlier today.
Firstly, I think that she would like to be on top.
Secondly, I think that afterwards she would feel a sense of shame and would try not to become attached to you, even though her brain chemistry is telling her to do that. I think she likes being independent and doesn't want to become dependent on anyone.
>>149648759wtf both this and that risotto from earlier kinda resemble maggots
odd
>>149648759Dunno where you got that but Sainsbury's ready meal curries are fucking delicious. Almost as good as takeaway.
It obviously wasn't sex ed
>>149648719wew i reckon should like that
>>149648670you know it won't work because their pussy-dick axis is not parallel to the ground
>>149648782>she would like to be on top.Never let them on top.
>>149648781I hate that retard (tennis centel, mexican , not me) but still amanderz is gross
>>149648782How big was her wanker, mate? Seriously
>>149648828Is elena a virgin?
Noskova vs Anisimova so far way more entertaining, don't get what's so exciting about these servebotting slurpfests
>>149648775He's playing long games to test his capability playing in tight matches. Meanwhile Sinner is giving breadsticks left and right, which will make him more prone to getting mindbroken when he has to play a competitive match
>>149648828Hills Have Eyes
>>149648836why not? best sex i ever had was with a girl on top
>>149648843her wanker? haha what do you mean mate?
>>149648849She's getting gaped by Vukov right now. I also doubt she's smart enough for any mathematical calculations.
>>149648613He was representing Donetsk people's republic but after it got annexed his country basically disappeared and he became stateless. Even his sponsors left him and he started his own 1 man country Rublo. In free time he sews clothes for his own brand company or works on farm to make food to survive
>>149648861There's less chance of misjudging the shot and it going out
>>149648880>est sex i ever had was with a girl on topWhy aren't you still sexin her?
>>149648910was prostitute lel
they get trafficked around so never saw her again
>>149648838I used to hate her but she got big boobs so now I'm a fancel
they've mentioned rublev controlling his anger like 5 times now
>>149648890Brown incel hands typed this
btw this is Rublev's best chance to reach a semi or even final
>QF Norrie
>SF Fritz
>F against Sinner or Djoker lmao
I'm not saying he'll win but he might leave QF hell
>>149648926Okay, pros don't count. Do whatever with them.
I'm saying never let a civilian ride you.
>>149648932to be fair his childhood friends have all been turned into meat cubes
>>149648890did you measure her head dimensions to come to your opinion on that?
I will say it since no one else will. Alcaraz loses sets on purpose to maximize drama and generate buzz because he doesn't care about saving his legs because he's on steroids
Umm, is Rublev finally elite, bros?
>>149648958there's got to be a story here...
DOWN IN A HOLE
SPINNING A BALL
DOWN IN A HOLE
LOSING MY DRAW
>>149648963She's got that Potato-Farmer vibe
>>149648945he definitely beats norrie imo if he gets this upset
>>149648975fattie snapped his dick in half
Emma is watching her man play <3
>>149648932the narrative is that only Whites have an anger problem. ignore the daily crime news.
Go Ruby
>>149648926Was she British or from somewhere else?
>>149648975It's a power thing, you keep her beneath you how God intended.
raducanu is ugly they need to stop showing her face
>>149649000draper is already out though
>people thinking Gruggo won't win this
Guys, I'm officially worried about Grug. Is he off his cycle? Can he supplement clostebol?
Rublev looks like he's constantly on the verge of tears
Emma??? Where??? I missed her goddamit
>>149649052Makes sense, he's ginger
>>149649009thai
british prostitutes are grim, never solicit a british prostitute
>>149649069no need for redundancy
>>149649052Because he’s closeted
You must control your emotions Andrey its your suffering that brings you closer to God.
Considering Rublev can't even control his emotions in public what do you think he does when we don't see him. People talk about Zverev's past alot . But I wonder why Rublev doesn't have a girlfriend. Maybe he is not that cute friendly guy behind closed doors
>>149649105>25% chance of a rublev win not the smartest bunch
I already can't wait for this Rublev Sonego final
>>149649069>british prostitutes are grimCan you elaborate?
imagine if this brother had half the skills of a guy like Alcaraz, he'd be winning Wimbledon every year.
Carlos earned that Chinese pussy
England got Oasis and Wimbledon in the same week. Takes their mind off typing censorship, cultural genocide, butter knife confiscation, immigrant crime...
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who are those two semen demons behind bmw man?
>>149649122Mirra and Rublev would make a cute couple. Rublev's calmness and melancholiness and Mirra's sanguine nature would balance each other out nicely.
what a fucking shot holy shit
what a fucking forehand, my goodness. made me jump out of my seat
Up your ass you russian monkey
>>149649229What kind of people fantasize which tennis players would make "cute couples" and why is xyz filled with them?
>>149649209i shared a bed with them. AMA.
*it was in a mattress store
>>149649250Yes, he is a true disciple of Roger
>>149649261>What kind of people fantasize which tennis players would make "cute couples"Troons
It's over. Rublev will never nut up and get past a QF.
>>149649273No, because I like him
Carlitos is warmed up, no way he loses this
*bweh spamming intenstifies*
Boris- does your waifu have implants?
He’s going to fuck Emma so hard tonight
anisimova is gonna win wemby and then never do jack shit again
>>149649273Go to reddit and post "Sinner is dope" and see how fast you'll get downvoted into oblivion
what did he change, a dampener?
>>149649339His whole rakket
>>149649273Yes, the reddit player is always the “wholesome” one that has a friendly personality and no controversy, so that way redditors can feel morally superior. r/tennis always panics when Grug is losing.
I miss the clapping and anticipation when players ask for a review, this AI shit is fucking boring
>>149649044I look just like this
>>149649422no upper skull?
Amanda :) wins the 1st set!
When will we see a 300 kph (186 mph) serve
>>149649376so only kyrgoat is not a reddit player?
>>149649376Alot of redditors hate Alcaraz because his personality lends himself to go "wild" sometimes. Heavy stipulation that he fucks whores left and right in Ibiza whenever he wins, and redditors think that sex is evil. Meanwhile, Binner is a robot in comparison in their minds, all business and no play and that's as reddit/autistic as you can get
>>149649437Yes I am retard eh
Who is a bigger doper? Sinner or Alcaraz?
>>149649461Sinner has a new bimbo gf every 6 months
>>149649461>Heavy stipulation that he fucks whores left and right in Ibiza whenever he winssounds based
>>149649461>all business and no playthe fuck you on about, Sinner was getting deepthroated by Kalinskaya on the reg, he's probably trying to rizz up some baddie rn
how do you say pecho frio in russian?
>>149649480girlfriends are wholesome, clubbing and fucking random women/possibly men is immoral
>>149649480This nigga got motion like the ocean
That russian pos taking another bathroom break,
I have to pretend not to support Zverev when I’m watching tennis with my gf. Can’t stand these wholesome chungus players.
>>149649504He fucks them and they think are exclusive but ghosts them and talks to other girls to fuck lmao
>>149648574>What is sectarianism?I know being from where we are from it is surprising that there are some white people who have a cultural identity
>>149649190>only ever solicited thai prostitutes>decide to try an English one to see what its like>more expensive than the thais>"more expensive must mean its better?">it doesn't>she's fat>pull up to a quiet neighbourhood in the suburbs>new build house with a tiny garden and a picket fence>"i wonder if the neighbours know, surely they do?">very chatty, cordial atmosphere. talk about work and general chitchat (unlike the thais where neither of you understand what each other is saying)>feel like i'm at friend's house or something>go to her bedroom>she takes her top off>i take my clothes off>says something like "oh yeah you've gawt a massive cock stick it in me fanny">cringe>"dya luv ma tits?">go soft>just lie there awkwardly for a few moments>briefly contemplate asking for my money back but decide to let it go>tense atmosphere because she knows I'm thinking about it>"well goodbye, have a nice day">"y-you too">as i drive home I think about whether or not she's sending my number to all the other prostitutes in the area to tell them about this experience>never solicit english prostitute again
>>149649497but he has the Novak aura, he plays and perfomrs like clockwork and reddit loves that
Alcaraz is bisexual / gay right? He sets my radar off. People joke about Rublev, Draper etc but they are clearly straight. Carlos however.. there’s something not quite right about him.
You think he washed his hands?
>>149649554Why do you fantasize about some carrot head gigga autistic shitalian fucking bimbos dude seriously what is wrong with your head you need to get some help its not sane and its not right just get it together dude
>>149649458>>149649461Sinner is the furthest thing from a reddit player. His aloof and distant personality make him come off as cold and rude, not at all like a redditor’s favorite Marvel superhero, which the eccentric Alcaraz is more like. And the “doping” controversy gives redditors something to virtue signal about by hating Sinner.
>>149649580>clearly straight
Even Linda's chunky bangers are not up to this tit war, she's bringing a knife to a gunfight.
>>149649593I don't fantasize, I observe his tendencies and the girl’s reactions
>>149649583disappointing tournament for iva but she'll come again
>>149649601Literally not true they worship Sinner. He's the new federeddit and even won fan favorite
>>149649577Thank you for the story, I enjoy learning about different cultures. How do you even find prostitutes in England?
>>149649607That’s just banter. Rublev isn’t gay.
>>149649633But he literally got popped twice for doping
>>149649661You go around handing money to random women and the ones that start blowing you are prostitutes.
>>149649580just Spanish autism at work. People also thought Nadal was a big homo back in the day.
>>149649673And got a slap on the wrist
>>149649504>wholesomein your mind
>>149649670babyaga shamelessly trying to gain relevancy by piggybacking on the popularity of emma SAD!
>>149649577>woman speaks my language>isn't built like a small boy>went on the flop>spilled my spaghetti>leftbravo anon
>>149649661there's a website called adultwork where you can search for prostitutes in your area. they list their phone numbers so you just call them up and arrange a session
sometimes it can be unreliable (particularly with South Americans and profiles with no reviews).
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>putting this up on screen in potentially final set
lol
24yo and never kissed or had sex, should i go see a prozzie?
>>149649700Tbf he wore man capris and he picked his ass and smelled it so it wasn't that wild
Amandabutt was out in its full glory
>>149649715no. not worth it
>>149649625>but she'll come againI know I will
>>149649706How often do you use this website? Are there a lot of profiles in your area? (big city?)
>>149649715embrace your wizard future
>>149649715i would strongly recommend it if you have a hangup about "being a virgin" like i did
if you don't care about it then i wouldn't bother (expensive, potentially addictive and STD-risk)
>>149649705i always take viagra now just in case
when you're on the clock there's a lot of pressure and its easy to get inside your own head about it
>>149649700why the past tense
>>149649715same here but 35 and my hairline looks line this? is it over for me?
Is it really that hard to just hit the ball inside the court
t. never even held a tennis racquet
I can’t wait to watch Igor systematically destroy that chinless cow tomorrow after what she did to my Lena. Biggest fraud in WTA
>>149649816no that's a masculine head and women like neat full dark hair. get in the game and pound some puss
>>149649820watch any women's match and you'll have your answer
uh oh... meltdown incoming
>>149649785about once a year
there are about 70 profiles in my small city but most of them are either crackwhores/obvious scams/m*n/inactive
at any time there are about 5 or 6 realistic options
>>149649715in a similar vain to that brit, i went to thailand to cross those off my list
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>Makes women cream their pants uncontrollably.
>Has more sex than anyone itt.
>>14964981636 here, my hairline is way worse
face-wise, who's the prettiest WTA player?
>>149649873Serena Williams
>>149649816Not bad for 35. Growing it out longer could help, although don’t get a full fringe like teen Justin Bieber, that will just make it too obvious you’re hiding the hairline.
>>149649873emma obviously
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>>149649873My cute psycho wife
>>149649763talking from personal exp.?
>>149649799>i always take viagra now just in casedoesnt that mean you stay hard long after your hour or whatever with her is over
>>149649879its no different to any other form of birth-controlled sex
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>>149649715i lost my v card at 23 it's not a big deal getting a prostitute as a virgin just seems awkward and uncomfortable
kill yourself pooblev you fraud
Why are BBC commentators licking this Spaniards butt so much. Is it because he's brown
>I don't make love... I fuck... hard
>>149649929she has occasional bad angles but she looks good all-dressed up ngl
>>149649909only if you're aroused
it lasts for a few hours, you can tell because your face feels flushed, but you don't stay erect for that long unless you want to.
when you're walking home you're not doing so with a tent in your trousers lol
>>149649950because he is a great tennis player chud
>>149649950He's also very good at tennis
>>149649964prefer not to say
>>149649964i wish you didn't have to learn about it this way but your moms city
>>149649974>>149649977claire balding's pig trotters hacked out these posts
This is Amanda's boyfriend
How does that make you feel, /sp/?
>>149650001quite literally who
>>149649943nah you are right, my little willy wouldnt even get hard prob
>>149650001he looks just like my girlfriend!
>>149650001Sorry, meant to post with picrel
>>149650001>his girlfriend is a man duh
>>149649715If you wanted to learn tennis, you'd go for lessons with a pro...
>>149649974>criticizing Alcaraz makes you a childYet there are anons ITT arguing he is not the epitome reddit player.
>>149649960without Tennis he would be lucky to even lose his virginity, unlike guys like Fritz or Tsitsipas
>>149650033Belongs in The Lord of the Rings
>>149650055As a Skiing ace? fat chance
>>149649990norf or souf? or middul
>he's still trying rublev credit for that
kek these commentators
Rublev is just a good challenger before the main event. Nothing more
>>149650033a head so square it can be used by carpenters
>>149650082yeah snorrie will be tough
how many underhand drop shot serves would you be allowed to do in a row before the umpire tells you to stop being a cunt?
Kyrgios pls come back and save us.
>>149650119old jews that control Wimbledon would talk to you personally and warn you for that
>>149649881worth it imo. better to save money for a mongering trip than try to deal with the rat race in the west
>>149650114How expensive are these prostitutes?
russian tennis players are #weakmind
>>149650119There's a best effort rule but that's a judgement call. Sabalenka couldn't do anything but double fault in a match a few years ago and the ump assumed she was tanking.
>went to thailand
pedo alert
>>149650095kek
he looks like albanian
sure, stand up
who cares about tv
>>149650071are you watching on amazon prime? who's commentating?
>>149650199Michael Stich and some guy
>>149649850Go to Germany next time.
>>149650214Why is Stich so handsome?
>>149650152£100 for a 30 minute in call (i.e. their place) is about the going rate for a nice thai with a few extras
less for a romanian crackwhore
more for an english
you can see for yourself on adultrowk if you change the country to United Kingdom and look at "Local Escorts"
>>149650215far too expensive when i can get my pecker played with for a quarter of the price
Honestly never been to a prostitute but as a sex haver I cannot imagine how it could be any better than just fapping
theres a tennis match on you know
>>149650236Big mane at 56
i am a sex haver but extremely frigid around strange women i can't stand being in strip clubs with my friends i sieze up think id shit my pants if i had to meet a prostitute i get tense when a lady washes my hair after a trim
>>149649974nta but stfu with your brainless insults. its both. everyone who watches sports media knows this.
>>149650307Is your Internet okay bro?
>>149649994wtf is that besides parody?
>>149650260You're not really attracted to Thai women though, and it's cheaper than you think.
Look into it.
whatever fags I'm holding out for wizard powers
rublev
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Send him your energy
>>149650348It's fine at live. I'd guess they do some kind of pre-caching that doesn't work if you rewind
>>149649715On a serious note you really shouldn’t do your first time with a prostitute.
Don’t Spaniards love to party and have great night life? And constant tourists. Getting laid in Spain should be easy.
>>149650404zen rublev unlocked tennis is in trouble
>>149650404sending him rage vibes to give him power
im virgin bc i dont want no woman to see my pencil penis
My Amanda pick is looking better and better :)
>>149650438She's such a brainlet
>>149650442Why you confessing to me I'm not your priest
>>149650422Emma can be his Mirka
what a terrbile wimbledon weekend
boring as fuck
>>149650469Amanda Kissandhug
>>149650487one of the worst wimblys in recent memory
turns out so many top seeds going out early isn't good for slam quality
You guys think Carlos will be able to handle British grass legend Cameron Norrie?
About as good as you can hope from Rublev
>>149649709The Beeb really doubling down on their Russophobia
>>149650414>Don’t Spaniards love to party and have great night life?yeah but im extremely isolated and i do none of that
>pure muggery on display
>commentators: "BLIMY WHAT A BRILLIANT DISPLAY TENNIS IN ITS PUREST FORM! BOTH PLAYERS DESERVE TO WIN! TENNIS HAS NEVER BEEN THIS GOOD!"
soon novak, federer, nadal and murray will be sipping margaritas on a beach reminiscing and reflecting on it all
>>149650533this is like the one time a year most brits watch tennis you could sell em anything
>>149650537soon tsitsipas, zverev, medvedev and rublev will still be choking matches in their 30s
>>149650537Why would Murray be there? Is he a waiter in this scenario?
>>149650330It's genuinely very sad how she's associating herself with Carlos for relevancy, like she's happy to make people think they're fucking just so she keeps getting attention
Dunno what he gets out of this though
I wish I had the confidence Alcaraz has. But he is from an extreme catholic family. Confidence is all about genetics and your childhood. It's impossible to become confident once you're an adult. Your lame youth will chase you forever
>>149650537>federer, nadaland then they fuck?
disgusting
court 6
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absolute wowzers on court 6 tomorrow
pitslut
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mandys got her pits out
>>149650585someone needs to fan them with palm tree leaves
>>149649799>when you're on the clock there's a lot of pressurethat's the main reason seeing a brass has never really appealed to me, being expected to nut in the allotted time and all that - it's like making an appointment with the dentist rather than sexy time
>>149650616enjoy your ban
>>149650591you just have to aggressiveassholemax and intimidate your way into your dreams
>>149650591he's playing along just to be nice
Are we really to believe Mugray beat Carlos?
>>149650589well shes not getting results so needs to keep the brands happy somehow
>>149650414>Don’t Spaniards love to party and have great night life? And constant tourists. Getting laid in Spain should be easy.you may have forgotten that the Spaniards you're talking to are spending our weekend posting on 4chan
>>149650591this hits close, nigga
>>149650676>partying on a Sundaydon't you have jo- never mind
lena
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>>149650616Lena did it better
>>149650679this, he's a humble nicechad
>>149650695who is this shitter on the right?
>>149650695Lena is terribly ugly. Why do you homos simp this?
>>149650676It’s a more respectable place to discuss live tennis matches than r/tennis and tennisforum.com
>>149650711some obscure potato picker
>>149650676Anglos go to Barcelona during summer and believe that it's like that everywhere for the entire year. Met an Austrlian cunt once and she believed there were no winters in Spain kek. Last time I saw the Spanish sea was 16 years ago
>>149650711She won the Wimbledon exhibition in 2022
>>149650533We don't all relish in the misfortune and suffering of others, Schlomo.
I don't think I appreciate how much work Anisimova's sports bra must be doing. Them things are yuge
>>149650726when you're surrounded by jabeurs and tausons and krejcikovas and townsends and andreevas even uper-mid women seem like 10/10 goddesses
>>149650616is having bloated face genetics or food?
no matter how much I eat my face is always skeleton and everything goes into tummy
>>149650742why are foreigners so dumb geg
>>149650742Where should one go to see real Spain?
>>149650761Putting in work. Biggest on tour?
>>149650764>when you're surroundednigga you're online
germs3
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Zverev is here!
>>149650773Valladolid. I can show you arround. No faggotry though
>>149650804you know what i mean
>>149650808>Fachadolid>real spainmade me kek
>>149650589Have.you seen her interviews when asked about Carlos? All giggly and and blushing. The girl is smitten.
>>149650834fookin yank cunt keeps breaking the white dress code
germs4
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>>149650831Stich can't stop touching his dick next to her
>>149650869>British talking American poster is back
>>149650665>not getting results>matched up with No.1 playerthat was a shit luck for a draw
what did she mean by this?
>>149650836they're making all these doubles partners pretend to be friendly. emma has just been groomed by the media more than most.
only jsinnz was kind enough to be honest and say his agent made him do it
>>149650901>replay the point, automatic line call system didn't pick up that shot
>>149650742theres so many beautful women in barcelona
even the normal ones are better than our good looking ones
>>149650902>only jsinnz was kind enough to be honest and say his agent made him do itWhere did he say that? Navarro said he begged her to play with him.
>>149650901Wow Amanda is fat
>>149650920Its only 21 and I'm cooking wtf
>>149650941>Navarro said he begged her to play with him.Anon are you autistic? She was joking in that interview
>>149650942Well she is American
>>149650960>Anon are you autistic?Nta but yes I am
>>149650942you do have to wonder as they are playing tennis a lot of the year why they don't keep in trim. You don't' see the men fat, why do some of the woman just don't' bother and the get tubby?
Jannik looks way better than Carliothhhhppppp. I don't get why people have him as the fav just because Sinner choked at RG
>>149650941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlyEXuX6_lk&t=171s
>>149651000Sinner also looked way better than Grug at RG itself
>>149650836Yes, and it just so happens that they both landed Evian sponsorships and are repped by IMG (also never once seen together outside of matches or sponsorship events)
>>149650616Looks like guy on Russian tv who parodies putin
Anyone watching Maya Joint doubles tomorrow? What time is it on?
>>149650330god i hate emma
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