Thread 149647598

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Previous: >>149639633

do you think I can make it as a ballboy at 33

>>149647598 (OP)
gross

Alcaraz spins the racquet now, he wants to be Tommy Paul's kind of cool

>>149647598 (OP)
calm down estonian

>>149647633
As a ball girl maybe uWu

>>149647633
easily.
In US the average age is in the 50s, as it should be.

Is grug, dare I say it, too dumb to lose? Always looks like he's expecting every match to go 5 sets

good point from Alcaraz

>>149647640
no it's nice

going VAMOS when the other guy hits it into the net like you had something to do with it is kinda lame

>>149647700
Retarded error from Rublev, again.

Norrie changes his grip tape a lot.

Allison Riske, now that was some underrated booty.
Gone too soon.

>>149647716
Gasquet tier?

Anyone know any working stream sites? All my usual ones are either crashing or playing some beanie bag throwing shit.

they both look awful, Alcarath in particular doesnt look like his regular self. Jannik will be feasting on anyone in this tourney not named Novak unfortunately, as much as that cheat really needs to be exposed.

>>149647598 (OP)
Kostyuk isn't even hot anymore not since she was like 19 she's masculine has these broad shoulders and no boobs she kinda looks like a thumb it's gross

Ca-carlos…

>grug
well well well

Based Rubolo

We got a match on our hands.
Risky Rublev gets the 1st set

wtf no
I don't want this disgusting retard to win

grug deploying strategic slow acting roids. all according to plan

kwablitos

>>149647746
Found this one recently, its p good
https://freestreams-live.fi/tennis-channel-11/

Why is speed in mph? Can they at least pretend that they're not 51st state

Rublev Vamosed right in his zoomoid face.

Damn rublev is gay ass fuck but he can do some kino tennis boy hits the ball HARD !!! fr though he'll definitely sperg out in the 2nd set and lose 3-1

>doesnt do anything the best
>wins
its that easy

>>149647797
America uses our system m8.

>>149647814
I keked

>>149647709
100%. unless you caused it

this handshake is going to be cold

>>149647787
I usually go to this site, but ever since this tournament started it constantly spans pop ups that keep making the stream crash.

Norrie!

>Alcarath turning into a servebot
SAD!

England's brave Norrie doing better than cowardly Jack.

hahahaha norrie owns that cuck

What is Jarry talkin bout?

hot take carlos will win the match

Nico seething

England's very own Cameron Norrie

Why's Jarry moaning?

>>149647797
They all just pretend not to understand metric, meanwhile they know exactly how many cubic centimeters there are in a liter and how many pounds there are in a kilo.

>>149647882
Norries was jumping around during his serve to distract him

Why did they boo jarry? Cant you chat after games

>>149647860
>browsing streaming sites without an adblocker in 2025
Get ublock origin m8

Can Rublev hold the level for 4 or 5 sets?
I feel like once he loses 3 games in a row, it will be over fast.
He can't flinch on his service games, vamos!

>>149647896
>>149647901
Jarry accused Norrie of unsportsmanlike conduct.

Easy final for Rublev. Who can even stop him now

>>149647882
>>149647896
Norrie was bouncing the ball too much he said earlier
stopping the bounce as if about to server then bouncing more etc

>>149647930
Nadal once did that to Sonego

>>149647897
We use a bit of a mix of imperial and metric here. It's probably mostly metric for most things.

>>149647899
not cool. or if it is, everyone should do it

>>149647933
Only Novak and Sinner in the final, this is not the ordinary Rublev of old.

>>149647940
It's actually worse than Murica. At least they have their system and stick to it. You're all over the shop.

Name a player who could defeat motivated prime Norrie on grass

norrie owns janny kek

>>149647949
We had Mischa Zverev as a co commentator and he said that it is common in US college tennis (where Norrie comes from)

Damien Lewis plays tennis?

Norrie is such asshole and I hate british people they are more unfair than the french at rg.

Jarry 103 winners 71 unforced errors
Norrie 36 winners 26 unforced errors

Jarry 46 aces
Norrie 8 aces

>>149647968
rublev

>>149647985
>they are more unfair than the french at rg.
Steady on.

>>149647860
I swear to dog zoomers are sofa king retardo

>>149647985
He's not British he's a New Zealander.

>>149647978
interesting

>>149647934
im a new to watching tennis but can you change your serve prep middle of the match to catch your opponent off-guard? I was watching Cilic the other day and he does a weird pause in the middle of his bounces making it look like he's about to serve, add that an annoyingly long serve prep and i'd be annoyed as fuck as a pro to play bush-league shit like that

>>149647982
he's a woke twat btw despite playing based in BoB

>>149647902
I use adblock plus. Might be time for a new adblocker.

>>149647989
yeah norrie's gonna get fucked
cant win like that against elite players

>>149648032
Adblock was always trash, uBlock is much better

Carlos just got wimbled on

>bbc showing pooblevs sperg out from last year
kek

Norrie has always been England's pride, not the Drapist.

>>149648008
the commentary said there's no ruling about that

Rublev gaining strenght and confidence, Alcaraz in trouble as he has not been here since 2022

>>149648008
>was watching Cilic the other day and he does a weird pause in the middle of his bounces
Cilic is consistent about it, he's not trying to psyche anyone out, he just pauses there.
Jarry was arguing Norrie changed his routine.

>>149648047
Thanks for the rec

oh no no no grugbros

>Rublev beats Alcaraz, hands him his first loss in 21 matches and in 3 years at Wimbledon
>Loses in quarterfinals again

Hope this psycho rublev scrapes through so my man Norrie has a decent chance to get into the semis

>>149648102
kino

>>149648081
>Jarry was arguing Norrie changed his routine.
its your job to react to the serve, not expect to be explicitly told how it'll happen

>>149648117
Resorting to gimmicks is unbecoming of professionals.

>>149648081
but isn't that the same shit with underhand serves? if you argue you cant change your routine mid-match then you also cant underserve at any point no?

>>149648004
He is genetically British which is the most important thing. His parents are Welsh and Scottish. He is a billion times more British than raducuntu.

>>149648152
norrie's not a pro look at his technique

>>149648152
You expect too much from the nation of Nadal

>>149648152
maybe
but if the other guy is a professional then he should just play instead of bitch

>>149648159
Good take.
Although for some reason he looks less British than Murray, Evans or Draper, imo

>>149648102
>/tennis/ once again hoping alcaraz or sinner will lose
When will you guys accept that we are in a new era now?

>>149648164
he should switch to OHBH, will help his popularity massively and fix that ugly form

This is looking like it's gonna be a 5 setter with every set ending in a tie break

>>149648211
yes, people still hoped others won during big4 era.
plus the big2 don't even have fans yet.

>>149648211
I'm not hoping for it at all, Sinner-Alcaraz is the only entertaining tennis that happens now. I just trust that Rublo will only peak against my guy.

what a close but boring match

the kids these days dont know about ohbh

>>149648286
Sinner turned Alcarath into a serve bot

>>149648315
Tsitsipas killed it

>>149648315
Domi thiem bros we kneel

>>149648334
Mpepsi will show them all

>>149648315
desu anyone who pays attention to the modern game would steer young players away from it unless they're prodigious with it
you don't win baseline slurpers with a one hander

>>149648341
50 years from now, he will be a cult obscure underrated player, like the band The Sound today.

>>149648159
He's still not British, British is Jack Draper or Tim Henman, and sadly Andy Murray (I'd prefer England had separate athletes to Scotland because Scots always just steal our glory and say it's all for Scotland when they win).

Radacanu is also Canadian herself as well as Asian, she's basically a total foreigner.

>>149648315
Henry Bernet does

It's over

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>149648375
>Radacanu is also Canadian herself as well as Asian, she's basically a total foreigner.
Yes which is why I can't stand her. She is only using this country as a platform for her own financial gain. She even dedicated one of her wins to China. Absolute cunt.

This guy sucks shit, even when he's winning it's clear he's inferior.

>double faulting the break point
LOL

>>149647814
Told u

We could say it' a 3-set match now

xDDD

>>149648375
I mean Emma has lived in England since the age of 2, which is very young and living here would have shaped her life.

welp its over, gonna watch Noskova vs. Anisimova now

Is going to lose it soon. Will he hit himself again?

uh oh every error is adding to the chimpout meter

>>149648427
"Happier abroad" type people with mail order aspirations think she's good looking lol, so she has a lot of fans.

VAMOS RUBLEV

rage is building

The only thing stopping 90s gen from being halfway decent is literally their mental game. All are perennial chokers, ever single one. Meanwhile the gen before and the zoomers are truly strong-minded, it's honestly shocking the gulf in how these generations handle pressure

>>149648462
LEL
when do we have ignition

>>149648454
don't.
both disgustingly fat, out of shape, nasty attitude players

Why does alcaraz look vulnerable after a huge slam win?

>>149648474
I blame 9/11

umpire just gave rublev a preemptive warning about smashing his racquet

>>149648488
But big bobs

BAMOS!

>>149648465
Yes and also the middle class lefty types who enjoy seeing one of their pet minorities doing well.

>>149648474
>30 year olds are worse than 20 year olds at athletics
wow you're telling us this for the first time

Cutie spanish girls in Carlos' box, emma must be mad.

DOWN IN A HOLE
AND I DON'T KNOW IF SERVE CAN BE SAAAAAVED

>>149648453
Emma is a card carrying zipperhead there’s not a British bone in her

Is rublev going to play mind games with alcaraz? That's the only way to beat him at this point. It's a shame Rublev's game is so predictable.

>>149648375
Coincidentally, just yesterday one of the random Facebook reels I saw was random Scots being asked if they are proud to be British. Exactly half of them said they were proud to be British, and the other half insisted they are not British. Among the Scots saying they are not, one of them said British culture is just English culture, and another associated Britain with oppression and compared Scotland with India.

>>149648375
just like osaka is japanese

>>149648545
that's precisely the US sports media and fans now. and you're right about pet - they use them to feel good about themselves

>>149648566
i'd put a british bone in her

>raducanu mentioned
fuck off

>>149648566
But that anon isn't counting Norrie either, who is genetically British but just hasn't been brough up here since he was young.

>>149648155
Yeah, it's all corny.
>>149648164
done im

Time for the titcow

This may seem implausible, but i'm hearing a camel's toe was seen in the court recently. that's ridiculous, they're not native to England.

>>149648556
alot of them are still in their 20s? Also, was worse than the 30 year olds now and before when they were even younger. They got gatekept from winning by older players and leapfrogged the gen after them

rage has been quelled- for now

Why doesn't Ruble have a flag?

>>149648474
look at medvedev/tstitsipas and tell me they're complete players. they're not.
would say that's true for zverev, the others have clear deficiencies.

>>149648592
SHES A DELICATE ENGLISH ROSE AND A NATIONAL TREASURE

>>149648613
he's one of those "fuck having borders and shit" hippy types that believes the nation state is a tool of oppression

>>149648639
why lie? its the tournament and networks that do it

>>149648613
Only Israel and USA are allowed to invade countries and keep their flag

>>149648615
revisionism on meddy, he's always got what it takes to go far in GS, ffs he's been to 6 finals already, he just always chokes when he needs to perform the most

>>149648622
imagine the sex

>>149648639
It's a cover, obviously.

>>149648670
She is so hideous lol. The absolute state.

imagine fingering emma and afterwards when you go for a wee you give your fingers a sniff

>>149648613
Trying to live tax free.

>>149648667
It's because Muslims don't matter

>>149648670
what causes this

>>149648670
>bigger jaw than grug

lol

>>149648670
no

>>149648668
He's a one surface one trick pony whose entire game consisted of pushing and catching every single ball since he plays from the outer parking lots. There's nothing complete about his game beyond an elite, stable backhand.

>>149648689
How's about instead I make her sniff my fingers and tug on her hair while doing it?

>>149648684
gay. She's great and absolutely would invite her to some tea

>>149648603
She always had an ugly pig face but it worked a bit when she was skinny but she's just a fat titcow and is gross and hangs with rappers sad also she sounds like she's legit iq89

Alcaraz's clearly still in pre-prime form, if I were the doper I'd be embarrassed to get owned by this at my peak.

is rublev ever going to win a match that matters? he's been a pecho frio his entire career

>>149648474
>The only thing stopping 90s gen from being halfway decent is literally their mental game.
and good technique

racist am i?

>the other guy is far into the left side of the court
>I could hit the ball into the right side, he'll never get it
>nah I'm sending it precisely where he already is
Why do they do this

>>149648709
>VAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
*breaks bed*

Is Grug going to win Wimbledon? He looks deeply vulnerable in the first week. Is he just playing games?

>>149648722
>believing tennis centel memes
Oh jt...

I imagined sex with Emma earlier today.

Firstly, I think that she would like to be on top.

Secondly, I think that afterwards she would feel a sense of shame and would try not to become attached to you, even though her brain chemistry is telling her to do that. I think she likes being independent and doesn't want to become dependent on anyone.

>>149648771
it's safer

>>149648759
prison food

>>149648759
wtf both this and that risotto from earlier kinda resemble maggots
odd

>>149648759
Dunno where you got that but Sainsbury's ready meal curries are fucking delicious. Almost as good as takeaway.

>>149648759
diarrhoeacist

It obviously wasn't sex ed

>>149648719
wew i reckon should like that

m8 me takeaways cold

>>149648670
you know it won't work because their pussy-dick axis is not parallel to the ground

>>149648782
>she would like to be on top.
Never let them on top.

>>149648781
I hate that retard (tennis centel, mexican , not me) but still amanderz is gross

>>149648782
How big was her wanker, mate? Seriously

>>149648828
Is elena a virgin?

Noskova vs Anisimova so far way more entertaining, don't get what's so exciting about these servebotting slurpfests

>>149648759
iga crurrytek

Amanda :)

>>149648803
Safer how

>>149648775
He's playing long games to test his capability playing in tight matches. Meanwhile Sinner is giving breadsticks left and right, which will make him more prone to getting mindbroken when he has to play a competitive match

>>149648828
Hills Have Eyes

>>149648836
why not? best sex i ever had was with a girl on top

>>149648843
her wanker? haha what do you mean mate?

>>149648849
She's getting gaped by Vukov right now. I also doubt she's smart enough for any mathematical calculations.

>>149648613
He was representing Donetsk people's republic but after it got annexed his country basically disappeared and he became stateless. Even his sponsors left him and he started his own 1 man country Rublo. In free time he sews clothes for his own brand company or works on farm to make food to survive

>>149648861
There's less chance of misjudging the shot and it going out

>>149648880
>est sex i ever had was with a girl on top
Why aren't you still sexin her?

>>149648910
was prostitute lel
they get trafficked around so never saw her again

>>149648838
I used to hate her but she got big boobs so now I'm a fancel

they've mentioned rublev controlling his anger like 5 times now

>>149648890
Brown incel hands typed this

btw this is Rublev's best chance to reach a semi or even final
>QF Norrie
>SF Fritz
>F against Sinner or Djoker lmao
I'm not saying he'll win but he might leave QF hell

>>149648926
Okay, pros don't count. Do whatever with them.
I'm saying never let a civilian ride you.

>>149648932
to be fair his childhood friends have all been turned into meat cubes

>>149648890
did you measure her head dimensions to come to your opinion on that?

I will say it since no one else will. Alcaraz loses sets on purpose to maximize drama and generate buzz because he doesn't care about saving his legs because he's on steroids

Umm, is Rublev finally elite, bros?

>>149648958
there's got to be a story here...

DOWN IN A HOLE
SPINNING A BALL
DOWN IN A HOLE
LOSING MY DRAW

>>149648963
She's got that Potato-Farmer vibe

>>149648945
he definitely beats norrie imo if he gets this upset

>>149648975
fattie snapped his dick in half

Emma is watching her man play <3

>>149648932
the narrative is that only Whites have an anger problem. ignore the daily crime news.

Go Ruby

emma spotted

>>149648926
Was she British or from somewhere else?

>>149648975
It's a power thing, you keep her beneath you how God intended.

>>149648994
kek must be

raducanu is ugly they need to stop showing her face

>>149649000
draper is already out though

Guys, I'm officially worried about Grug. Is he off his cycle? Can he supplement clostebol?

>>149649024
cope cvck

Rublev looks like he's constantly on the verge of tears

Emma??? Where??? I missed her goddamit

>>149649052
Makes sense, he's ginger

>>149649052
Just like me

>>149649009
thai
british prostitutes are grim, never solicit a british prostitute

>>149649069
no need for redundancy

>>149649052
Because he’s closeted

R*ddit doubts Carlos

You must control your emotions Andrey its your suffering that brings you closer to God.

Considering Rublev can't even control his emotions in public what do you think he does when we don't see him. People talk about Zverev's past alot . But I wonder why Rublev doesn't have a girlfriend. Maybe he is not that cute friendly guy behind closed doors

>>149649105
>25% chance of a rublev win
not the smartest bunch

>>149649122
He's gay

I already can't wait for this Rublev Sonego final

>>149649069
>british prostitutes are grim
Can you elaborate?

imagine if this brother had half the skills of a guy like Alcaraz, he'd be winning Wimbledon every year.

Carlos earned that Chinese pussy

England got Oasis and Wimbledon in the same week. Takes their mind off typing censorship, cultural genocide, butter knife confiscation, immigrant crime...

who are those two semen demons behind bmw man?

That boy is cheating

[VAMOS intensifies]

BAMOSH

>>149649122
Mirra and Rublev would make a cute couple. Rublev's calmness and melancholiness and Mirra's sanguine nature would balance each other out nicely.

what a fucking shot holy shit

>>149649182
odious

what a fucking forehand, my goodness. made me jump out of my seat

Up your ass you russian monkey

Like federer

>>149649209
That's a man

>>149649229
What kind of people fantasize which tennis players would make "cute couples" and why is xyz filled with them?

>>149649209
i shared a bed with them. AMA.

*it was in a mattress store

>>149649250
Yes, he is a true disciple of Roger

Is Alcaraz reddit?

>>149649261
>What kind of people fantasize which tennis players would make "cute couples"
Troons

It's over. Rublev will never nut up and get past a QF.

>>149649273
He's canv.as

>>149649273
No, because I like him

Carlitos is warmed up, no way he loses this

*bweh spamming intenstifies*

Boris- does your waifu have implants?

>>149649273
Afraid so

He’s going to fuck Emma so hard tonight

anisimova is gonna win wemby and then never do jack shit again

>>149649273
Go to reddit and post "Sinner is dope" and see how fast you'll get downvoted into oblivion

what did he change, a dampener?

>>149649339
His whole rakket

>>149649339
his mind

>>149649273
Yes, the reddit player is always the “wholesome” one that has a friendly personality and no controversy, so that way redditors can feel morally superior. r/tennis always panics when Grug is losing.

I miss the clapping and anticipation when players ask for a review, this AI shit is fucking boring

>>149649044
I look just like this

>>149649422
no upper skull?

Amanda :) wins the 1st set!

When will we see a 300 kph (186 mph) serve

AMANDA :3

More like ACK-araz

>>149649376
so only kyrgoat is not a reddit player?

>>149649376
Alot of redditors hate Alcaraz because his personality lends himself to go "wild" sometimes. Heavy stipulation that he fucks whores left and right in Ibiza whenever he wins, and redditors think that sex is evil. Meanwhile, Binner is a robot in comparison in their minds, all business and no play and that's as reddit/autistic as you can get

>>149649437
Yes I am retard eh

Who is a bigger doper? Sinner or Alcaraz?

>>149649461
Sinner has a new bimbo gf every 6 months

>>149649461
>Heavy stipulation that he fucks whores left and right in Ibiza whenever he wins
sounds based

>>149649470
Djokovic

>>149649461
>all business and no play
the fuck you on about, Sinner was getting deepthroated by Kalinskaya on the reg, he's probably trying to rizz up some baddie rn

how do you say pecho frio in russian?

>>149649480
girlfriends are wholesome, clubbing and fucking random women/possibly men is immoral

>>149649480
This nigga got motion like the ocean

That russian pos taking another bathroom break,

I have to pretend not to support Zverev when I’m watching tennis with my gf. Can’t stand these wholesome chungus players.

>>149649504
He fucks them and they think are exclusive but ghosts them and talks to other girls to fuck lmao

>>149648574
>What is sectarianism?
I know being from where we are from it is surprising that there are some white people who have a cultural identity

>>149649190
>only ever solicited thai prostitutes
>decide to try an English one to see what its like
>more expensive than the thais
>"more expensive must mean its better?"
>it doesn't
>she's fat
>pull up to a quiet neighbourhood in the suburbs
>new build house with a tiny garden and a picket fence
>"i wonder if the neighbours know, surely they do?"
>very chatty, cordial atmosphere. talk about work and general chitchat (unlike the thais where neither of you understand what each other is saying)
>feel like i'm at friend's house or something
>go to her bedroom
>she takes her top off
>i take my clothes off
>says something like "oh yeah you've gawt a massive cock stick it in me fanny"
>cringe
>"dya luv ma tits?"
>go soft
>just lie there awkwardly for a few moments
>briefly contemplate asking for my money back but decide to let it go
>tense atmosphere because she knows I'm thinking about it
>"well goodbye, have a nice day"
>"y-you too"
>as i drive home I think about whether or not she's sending my number to all the other prostitutes in the area to tell them about this experience
>never solicit english prostitute again

>>149649497
but he has the Novak aura, he plays and perfomrs like clockwork and reddit loves that

Alcaraz is bisexual / gay right? He sets my radar off. People joke about Rublev, Draper etc but they are clearly straight. Carlos however.. there’s something not quite right about him.

You think he washed his hands?

>>149649554
Why do you fantasize about some carrot head gigga autistic shitalian fucking bimbos dude seriously what is wrong with your head you need to get some help its not sane and its not right just get it together dude

>>149649458
>>149649461
Sinner is the furthest thing from a reddit player. His aloof and distant personality make him come off as cold and rude, not at all like a redditor’s favorite Marvel superhero, which the eccentric Alcaraz is more like. And the “doping” controversy gives redditors something to virtue signal about by hating Sinner.

>>149649580
>clearly straight

Even Linda's chunky bangers are not up to this tit war, she's bringing a knife to a gunfight.

>>149649593
I don't fantasize, I observe his tendencies and the girl’s reactions

>>149649485

This desu

>>149649583
disappointing tournament for iva but she'll come again

>>149649601
Literally not true they worship Sinner. He's the new federeddit and even won fan favorite

>>149649577
Thank you for the story, I enjoy learning about different cultures. How do you even find prostitutes in England?

>>149649607
That’s just banter. Rublev isn’t gay.

emmabros we're back

>>149649633
But he literally got popped twice for doping

>>149649580
Agree

>>149649661
You go around handing money to random women and the ones that start blowing you are prostitutes.

>>149649580
just Spanish autism at work. People also thought Nadal was a big homo back in the day.

>>149649673
And got a slap on the wrist

>>149649504
>wholesome
in your mind

>>149649670
babyaga shamelessly trying to gain relevancy by piggybacking on the popularity of emma SAD!

>>149649577
>woman speaks my language
>isn't built like a small boy
>went on the flop
>spilled my spaghetti
>left
bravo anon

>>149649661
there's a website called adultwork where you can search for prostitutes in your area. they list their phone numbers so you just call them up and arrange a session
sometimes it can be unreliable (particularly with South Americans and profiles with no reviews).

>putting this up on screen in potentially final set
lol

24yo and never kissed or had sex, should i go see a prozzie?

>>149649700
Tbf he wore man capris and he picked his ass and smelled it so it wasn't that wild

Amandabutt was out in its full glory

>>149649715
Probably

>>149649715
no. not worth it

>>149649625
>but she'll come again
I know I will

>>149649729
Post it

>>149649706
How often do you use this website? Are there a lot of profiles in your area? (big city?)

>>149649715
embrace your wizard future

>>149649715
i would strongly recommend it if you have a hangup about "being a virgin" like i did
if you don't care about it then i wouldn't bother (expensive, potentially addictive and STD-risk)

>>149649705
i always take viagra now just in case
when you're on the clock there's a lot of pressure and its easy to get inside your own head about it

>>149649700
why the past tense

The comeback begins now

>>149649715
same here but 35 and my hairline looks line this? is it over for me?

Is it really that hard to just hit the ball inside the court
t. never even held a tennis racquet

I can’t wait to watch Igor systematically destroy that chinless cow tomorrow after what she did to my Lena. Biggest fraud in WTA

>>149649816
Jt is so fine

>>149649816
no that's a masculine head and women like neat full dark hair. get in the game and pound some puss

>>149649820
watch any women's match and you'll have your answer

uh oh... meltdown incoming

>>149649785
about once a year

there are about 70 profiles in my small city but most of them are either crackwhores/obvious scams/m*n/inactive
at any time there are about 5 or 6 realistic options

here comes the implosion

who can beat grug?

>>149649715
in a similar vain to that brit, i went to thailand to cross those off my list

>Makes women cream their pants uncontrollably.

>Has more sex than anyone itt.

>>149649816
36 here, my hairline is way worse

face-wise, who's the prettiest WTA player?

>>149649715
doesn't count

>>149649850
how was it?

GWAN RUBLEV MY SON

>>149649873
Serena Williams

>>149649816
Not bad for 35. Growing it out longer could help, although don’t get a full fringe like teen Justin Bieber, that will just make it too obvious you’re hiding the hairline.

>>149649873
emma obviously

>>149649873
My cute psycho wife

>>149649763
talking from personal exp.?

>>149649894
Navarro

>>149649799
>i always take viagra now just in case
doesnt that mean you stay hard long after your hour or whatever with her is over

>>149649879
its no different to any other form of birth-controlled sex

Grug is retarded

RUBLEV RAGE ACTIVATED

>>149649715
i lost my v card at 23 it's not a big deal getting a prostitute as a virgin just seems awkward and uncomfortable

kill yourself pooblev you fraud

Why are BBC commentators licking this Spaniards butt so much. Is it because he's brown

>>149649929
she has occasional bad angles but she looks good all-dressed up ngl

>>149649909
only if you're aroused

it lasts for a few hours, you can tell because your face feels flushed, but you don't stay erect for that long unless you want to.
when you're walking home you're not doing so with a tent in your trousers lol

>>149649842
What city?

>>149649950
because he is a great tennis player chud

>>149649950
He's also very good at tennis

Is emmita there?

>>149649964
prefer not to say

>>149649964
i wish you didn't have to learn about it this way but your moms city

I laugh errytiem

>>149649974
>>149649977
claire balding's pig trotters hacked out these posts

This is Amanda's boyfriend
How does that make you feel, /sp/?

>>149650001
quite literally who

>>149649943
nah you are right, my little willy wouldnt even get hard prob

>>149650001
he looks just like my girlfriend!

>>149650001
Sorry, meant to post with picrel

>>149650001
>his girlfriend is a man duh

It's Rublevover

>>149649715
If you wanted to learn tennis, you'd go for lessons with a pro...

>>149649974
>criticizing Alcaraz makes you a child
Yet there are anons ITT arguing he is not the epitome reddit player.

>>149649960
without Tennis he would be lucky to even lose his virginity, unlike guys like Fritz or Tsitsipas

>>149650033
Belongs in The Lord of the Rings

>>149650055
As a Skiing ace? fat chance

come on linda!

>>149649990
norf or souf? or middul

>he's still trying rublev credit for that
kek these commentators

Rublev is just a good challenger before the main event. Nothing more

mandy screaming

>>149650033
a head so square it can be used by carpenters

>>149650054
*chud

>>149650082
yeah snorrie will be tough

>>149649827
>>149649833
>>149649890
Based

>>149650076
middul

how many underhand drop shot serves would you be allowed to do in a row before the umpire tells you to stop being a cunt?

norrie rapes both btw

What a photo

Kyrgios pls come back and save us.

>>149650119
old jews that control Wimbledon would talk to you personally and warn you for that

>>149649881
worth it imo. better to save money for a mongering trip than try to deal with the rat race in the west

>>149650114
How expensive are these prostitutes?

russian tennis players are #weakmind

>>149650119
There's a best effort rule but that's a judgement call. Sabalenka couldn't do anything but double fault in a match a few years ago and the ump assumed she was tanking.

>>149650095
kek

>went to thailand
pedo alert

>>149650095
kek
he looks like albanian

sure, stand up
who cares about tv

>>149650071
are you watching on amazon prime? who's commentating?

>>149650199
Michael Stich and some guy

>>149649850
Go to Germany next time.

>>149650214
Why is Stich so handsome?

>>149650168
uncanny

>>149650152
£100 for a 30 minute in call (i.e. their place) is about the going rate for a nice thai with a few extras
less for a romanian crackwhore
more for an english
you can see for yourself on adultrowk if you change the country to United Kingdom and look at "Local Escorts"

>>149650215
far too expensive when i can get my pecker played with for a quarter of the price

Honestly never been to a prostitute but as a sex haver I cannot imagine how it could be any better than just fapping

theres a tennis match on you know

>>149650289
s-sorry

>>149650236
Big mane at 56

i am a sex haver but extremely frigid around strange women i can't stand being in strip clubs with my friends i sieze up think id shit my pants if i had to meet a prostitute i get tense when a lady washes my hair after a trim

>>149649974
nta but stfu with your brainless insults. its both. everyone who watches sports media knows this.

What a point from Amanda

>>149650307
Is your Internet okay bro?

>>149649994
wtf is that besides parody?

>>149650260
You're not really attracted to Thai women though, and it's cheaper than you think.
Look into it.

>>149650330
she almost resembles >>149650168

whatever fags I'm holding out for wizard powers

21 aces by Carlithos

>>149650376
kek

Send him your energy

>>149650348
It's fine at live. I'd guess they do some kind of pre-caching that doesn't work if you rewind

GRUG CHOKE

>>149649715
On a serious note you really shouldn’t do your first time with a prostitute.
Don’t Spaniards love to party and have great night life? And constant tourists. Getting laid in Spain should be easy.

>>149650404
zen rublev unlocked tennis is in trouble

>>149650390
He’s Federer

>>149650404
sending him rage vibes to give him power

Come on Rublo

HABBENING

22 aces

Linda you dumb bitch

im virgin bc i dont want no woman to see my pencil penis

AMANDA BREAKS BACK 5-5!!

My Amanda pick is looking better and better :)

Pls rublev

>>149650438
She's such a brainlet

who the fuck is amanda

>>149650442
Why you confessing to me I'm not your priest

>>149650422
Emma can be his Mirka

V A M O S

what a terrbile wimbledon weekend
boring as fuck

>>149650469
Amanda Kissandhug

who the fuck is linda

BASED FUCKIN GRUG

>>149650487
one of the worst wimblys in recent memory
turns out so many top seeds going out early isn't good for slam quality

You guys think Carlos will be able to handle British grass legend Cameron Norrie?

Thank you, Alcaraz.

About as good as you can hope from Rublev

>>149649709

The Beeb really doubling down on their Russophobia

RIP Norrie I guess

>>149650414
>Don’t Spaniards love to party and have great night life?
yeah but im extremely isolated and i do none of that

>pure muggery on display
>commentators: "BLIMY WHAT A BRILLIANT DISPLAY TENNIS IN ITS PUREST FORM! BOTH PLAYERS DESERVE TO WIN! TENNIS HAS NEVER BEEN THIS GOOD!"

soon novak, federer, nadal and murray will be sipping margaritas on a beach reminiscing and reflecting on it all

Andrey RUBElev

>>149650533
this is like the one time a year most brits watch tennis you could sell em anything

>>149650537
soon tsitsipas, zverev, medvedev and rublev will still be choking matches in their 30s

>>149650537
Why would Murray be there? Is he a waiter in this scenario?

Linda :)

>>149650330
It's genuinely very sad how she's associating herself with Carlos for relevancy, like she's happy to make people think they're fucking just so she keeps getting attention

Dunno what he gets out of this though

I wish I had the confidence Alcaraz has. But he is from an extreme catholic family. Confidence is all about genetics and your childhood. It's impossible to become confident once you're an adult. Your lame youth will chase you forever

>>149650537
>federer, nadal
and then they fuck?
disgusting

absolute wowzers on court 6 tomorrow

>>149650585
kek

mandys got her pits out

>>149650585
someone needs to fan them with palm tree leaves

>>149649799
>when you're on the clock there's a lot of pressure
that's the main reason seeing a brass has never really appealed to me, being expected to nut in the allotted time and all that - it's like making an appointment with the dentist rather than sexy time

>>149650616
enjoy your ban

>>149650591
you just have to aggressiveassholemax and intimidate your way into your dreams

>>149650591
he's playing along just to be nice

Are we really to believe Mugray beat Carlos?

>>149650589
well shes not getting results so needs to keep the brands happy somehow

>>149650414
>Don’t Spaniards love to party and have great night life? And constant tourists. Getting laid in Spain should be easy.
you may have forgotten that the Spaniards you're talking to are spending our weekend posting on 4chan

>>149650589
-> >>149650651

>>149650591
this hits close, nigga

>>149650676
>partying on a Sunday
don't you have jo- never mind

>>149650616
Lena did it better

>>149650589
This

>>149650679
this, he's a humble nicechad

>>149650695
who is this shitter on the right?

>>149650695
Lena is terribly ugly. Why do you homos simp this?

>>149650676
It’s a more respectable place to discuss live tennis matches than r/tennis and tennisforum.com

>>149650711
some obscure potato picker

>>149650676
Anglos go to Barcelona during summer and believe that it's like that everywhere for the entire year. Met an Austrlian cunt once and she believed there were no winters in Spain kek. Last time I saw the Spanish sea was 16 years ago

>>149650711
She won the Wimbledon exhibition in 2022

>>149650533

We don't all relish in the misfortune and suffering of others, Schlomo.

yes

I don't think I appreciate how much work Anisimova's sports bra must be doing. Them things are yuge

>>149650726
when you're surrounded by jabeurs and tausons and krejcikovas and townsends and andreevas even uper-mid women seem like 10/10 goddesses

>>149650616
is having bloated face genetics or food?
no matter how much I eat my face is always skeleton and everything goes into tummy

>>149650742
why are foreigners so dumb geg

>>149650742
Where should one go to see real Spain?

why is court 1 so empty?

>>149650761
Putting in work. Biggest on tour?

>>149650764
>when you're surrounded
nigga you're online

Zverev is here!

>>149650773
Valladolid. I can show you arround. No faggotry though

>>149650804
you know what i mean

>>149650808
>Fachadolid
>real spain
made me kek

>>149650805
Sabine :)

>>149650589

Have.you seen her interviews when asked about Carlos? All giggly and and blushing. The girl is smitten.

>>149650834
fookin yank cunt keeps breaking the white dress code

>>149650831
Stich can't stop touching his dick next to her

>>149650869
>British talking American poster is back

>>149650665
>not getting results
>matched up with No.1 player
that was a shit luck for a draw

what did she mean by this?

>>149650836
they're making all these doubles partners pretend to be friendly. emma has just been groomed by the media more than most.
only jsinnz was kind enough to be honest and say his agent made him do it

>>149650901
>replay the point, automatic line call system didn't pick up that shot

>>149650742
theres so many beautful women in barcelona
even the normal ones are better than our good looking ones

baking

>>149650803
Dolehide

>>149650902
>only jsinnz was kind enough to be honest and say his agent made him do it
Where did he say that? Navarro said he begged her to play with him.

>>149650901
Wow Amanda is fat

>>149650920
Its only 21 and I'm cooking wtf

>>149650941
>Navarro said he begged her to play with him.
Anon are you autistic? She was joking in that interview

>>149650942
Well she is American

>>149650960
>Anon are you autistic?
Nta but yes I am

NEW
>>149650981
>>149650981
>>149650981
>>149650981
>>149650981

>>149650942
you do have to wonder as they are playing tennis a lot of the year why they don't keep in trim. You don't' see the men fat, why do some of the woman just don't' bother and the get tubby?

Jannik looks way better than Carliothhhhppppp. I don't get why people have him as the fav just because Sinner choked at RG

>>149650941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlyEXuX6_lk&t=171s

>>149651000
Sinner also looked way better than Grug at RG itself

>>149650836
Yes, and it just so happens that they both landed Evian sponsorships and are repped by IMG (also never once seen together outside of matches or sponsorship events)

>>149650616
Looks like guy on Russian tv who parodies putin

Anyone watching Maya Joint doubles tomorrow? What time is it on?

>>149650330
god i hate emma