Thread 149650981

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>>149650981 (OP)
*loses*

Come on Linda!

1st for Vendula

First for Iga

>>149650981 (OP)
Beginning to think bundes tennis fusion won't catch on... :/ still linda has delicious tits and ass!

>Carliothhhhppppp
what did he mean by this

>>149650998
>mandy in a few hours

>>149651005
>that hint of ass

>Bouchard playing Newport

SEX

pickleball money must have run out

yonex by far has the best outfits this year

>>149651022
jt, what's your iq

>>149651005
>>149651033
Based wind.

>>149650981 (OP)
How many sets does Norrie take off Alcaraz in the QF?

>>149651070
One.

>>149651070
>*games

'fraid you made a jinx edition, OP

>>149651070
one, in a tie-break

CAM THE FUCK ON AMANDA

>>149651049
love wind!

Apologize to Penko right now. She always knew.

>>149651031
:)

>>149651118
i was going to make it a mandy thread
really wish i had now

I see big booba I root for them

CAM ON ANISIMOVA

>>149650981 (OP)
hi woowie

>>149651141
the way it blew out when she bent over was definitely a massive fart

>>149651144
if she wanted to convince me she shouldnt have been fat

>>149651144
would be funny if penko ate the camera

A Frenchman, a Briton or an American supporting a guy like Sinner that I can understand, but why would such people be fans of Alcaraz Garfia?

how did anisimova suddenly become good

>>149651217
He’s the new Federer

>>149651217
Do people get that tennis isn't the World Cup and you support guys whose play you like

disrespectful bitch

>>149651217
my man miguel down at the quixote bar in ibiza served me and the lads a mean peroni in the blinding heat of 2023 and i've felt an intimate connection to spain ever since

>>149651217
Maybe because we live in an era of boring servebots type players (thank you Sampras)

>>149651256
kek

>>149651217
he's the only good player that isn't a drug cheat

break down

>>149651217
No one really cares about a tennis players nationality, you watch them if you find their game interesting.

>>149651217
I don't support him.

i think the sis got a fake job

>>149651301
I root for all Americans (except for Taylor)

>>149651311
DEI hire

>>149651310
that's your own fault

>>149651245
even the ballgirls are massive

>>149651326
Yeah that's normal to cheer on your own players, but even then I struggle to care about many of them.

Why are there so many empty seats for this amazing match between Anisimova and Noskova?

>>149651311
No joke that position sounds like she just curates how they make LinkedIn and instagram posts, pretty much just a social media manager

>>149651311
Sounds like a camwhore

>>149651217
hes the new rafa

>>149651326
I root for all Americans (Especially Taylor)

Noskover

>>149651311
She's cute.

linda getting jobbed by the dodgy hawkeye

>>149651326
I root for whoever has the hotter GF/Wife

Linda :(

Well done Amanda.

>>149651407
Based
>>149650981 (OP)
What a bitch

Linda :(

ffs linda :(

>>149651045
Never had it tested but likely 88 max

really shouldn't have jinxxed her with that op i am so sorry lindabros

Anisimova has a really fat face. Luckily she also has some fat tits

anisimova knows she was the better rated seed right

So happy and proud of Amanda, this match she's 99% guaranteed top10 after wimby ends. This is why I think she was so stressed and emotional during the match, it's a very big landmark ranking to have. Honestly didn't think she had it in her when she was down a break in the 3rd and Noskova was locked in, but she proved me wrong thankfully. I don't even think Amanda gaf if she loses now, she achieved her goal. Also it was an incredibly tough match so that adds to the win so much more.

>>149651354
That’s exactly what she does, except she’s only an Associate, so she’s just helping the person who posts on social media.

>>149651349
beating the rush for the tube I imagine plus it's a casual crowd who won't care too much about two wta randos

>>149651207
i think she didn't even look at the camera. she's looking at her box to argue. if you look closely she isn't in front of it. see webm

Can't wait till Trump sticks ICE on any losing 2nd gen immigrant parents

Amanda :3

>>149651022
bundes won

>>149651515
with a degree in Finance from a decent school like UF and the amount of connections she has you'd think she'd be some IB Analyst at the very minimum, she's probably really stupid for that to not be the case

today kinda sucked but still enjoy watching wimbledon tenny and i learned that strawberry risotto is a real thing in italy

Amanda

the modern american family

half the seeds going out early doesn't really lend itself to anything but borefests

>>149651599
or maybe her dad is a billionaire so she doesnt care about job connections bullshit

>>149651646
The seeds shouldn't have been boring themselves and gone out early then.

>>149651526
Damn now this is some kino. What film?

katie boulter is hotter than this emma cow

weirdly, the start of the girls' doubles was moved to tuesday
and they'll play every singles r2 match tomorrow

>>149651739
You're a cow

>>149651739
Okay Alex calm down.

When did 'Manda get such big tiddies?

>>149651739
Katie Boulter has the most forgettable face in WTA. She probably only does missionary and gives robotic handjobs with no variation.

>>149651704
fast and furious 11 but if you want actual kino watch tokyo drift

>>149651599
She makes six figures looking at facebook for 4 hours a day why would she get a real job over that gig?

>>149651311
what nickname do we give to this Emma?

>>149651354
I remember after graduating and applying for every professional job I could and having to go in to ridiculous interviews pretending like I cared about social media shit or how passionate I was about helping customers or some other nonsense lmao how horrible and soul crushing that was.

>>149651526
why are they standing next to each other and not in front?

>>149652099
They were beefing on set so it had to be done in CGI

Elenabros why does it have to be like this?

>>149651141
How tall is she? Nice legs

>>149652099
in the movie his character can only see to the side

>>149652170
Life isn't fair

>human error
time to get rid of humans it seems

>>149652225
is Rybakino into death metal?

>>149652225
>career goes to the shitter
>stuffs herself with cake
She's given up

any newport bros in? It started today :3

DM, The Sun, and Telegraph all reporting in tomorrow’s papers that they’re in a relationship

>>149652225
why is a professional athlete eating chocolate cake? pathetic

>>149652449
Carlitos gets of his nut in Ibiza and it doesn't do him any harm

>>149652277
top kek at the last quote. yeah it turned off and nobody knows why but we have full confidence in the tech

>>149652474
at least drinking and partying is fun. There's nothing sadder than people who eat sugary garbage as a 'treat'.

Amanda :)
Linda ):
MiDi ):
Anna/Sorana :)ax0k

>>149652480
well it does say it was turned off by the operator. What is stupid tho is why there isn't a challenge system still there where a player gets say 3 challenges per match and they check the video replay. Have that as the backup

>>149652449
If you take care of your nutrition you don't need to be hyper autistic about never eating any sweets. The reason she's losing and sucks isn't a piece of cake.

>>149652518
>operator randomly turns it off for a single game
based degen gambler getting that bag

>>149652518
that defeats the purpose don't you think

>>149652503
One treat 2 weeks before the next tournament hardly seems like some ludicrous desu. They're on tour 11 months of the year with very little downtime

Why is this allowed?

>>149652606
kek

>>149652597
I dont care. Michael Phelps spent christmas day swimming. She should be in the gym right now raging or in an ice bath or something. Eating chocolate cake is spitting in the face of god, her coach (who is most likely anally raping her right now) and her fans
Elena, Ostapenko and Kasatkina should get together and make a bakery business instead of pretending to care about tennis in 2025

>>149652645
>comparing women "athletes" to men
gay and retarded

>>149652565
the purpose is the ELCS is it is more accurate than line judges, however if a player wants to challenge a call they should be allowed that a give them 3 per set and when it is found that either the system is failing or that the players are simply using it to waste time etc then things can progress from there. But certainly when the ball is clearly out and the system is either switched off or the system is broken/faulty then it should be that a video replay can be used to sort out the problem as per today, that ball was clearly out, they saw it was on the replay and the point should have gone to the other player

>>149652606
>A tiger's roar can reach a volume of 114 decibels
she can improve to match the lion

>>149652645
>Michael Phelps zero Grand Slams
seems he just didn't train enough

>>149652645
Michael Phelps is in autist with an insane V02 max and arm span he could have been banging hookers and eating mickey ds on the day of competition and still won. Dude will be on his deathbed wishing he had a litte more fun

>>149652606
Alpha woman marks her territory

Imagine the bed atmosphere

Carlos is inevitable

She's too hot for him

can't believe we have another entire week left of this shit tournament

>>149652836
Did she get those shoulders from the same catalogue as Mirra Andreeva? Nipples protuding too - I don't care for it at all

>>149652836
He was too hot for this world

>>149651311
why the FUCK do all women have these fake marketing jobs? and you know they all make shitloads of moeny for them too
>virtual engagement associate
what the FUCK does this even mean? but rest assured, probably makes close to 6 figures doing it, fully remote.

>>149653168
>what the FUCK does this even mean?
She runs their social media accounts

>>149653181
thats fuckin GAY

>>149653168
because men don't want to do them

>>149651041
Woah is that a fucking Regna?

>>149652225
shes finished unfortunately

>>149652480
it was on purpose to help kartal not lose

tick tock novak

>>149653461
Unironically a better chance now than his AO embarrassment

>>149652836
urgh fuck andrew garfield

little twat

>>149653168
I looked that job up and it seems Morgan Stanley has plenty of those positions and it starts at around $70k for a grad with no work experience. Also seems it is just meeting clients face to face and discussing things between the client and the bank.

>>149653066
remember him from back in the day but dont remember what from

charmed?

no cant be

will hafta look him.up

sad loss

>>149653479
twss

>>149653461
love the hitler chic

>>149653461
I'd stop calling him Mugnur and Manure

>>149653461
De Minotaur, yes?

>>149652277
>>149652480
Fuck the transhumanist era. These dumb motherfuckers are just actively ignoring that everything they create will disappear under the nuclear apocalypse. Can’t wait.

princess xu! :)
efremova :)
>kristina 8pm
:D
>xu vs kovackova a.
:c
dying
back to bed

>>149653802
Kys

>>149653802
Live yourself

>>149653802
get well soon x

>>149653802
fuck off retard

>>149651037
This is hardly a replacement for Iva :(

>>149653872
rude

>>149651144
Is Pav going to get busted by the panty police now like Penko did? If so I'm calling the Guardian about a clear harassment campaign by Wimbledon.

>>149653872
nicest man in Italy

>>149653495
She is ugly thougheverbeit

>>149652434
No they aren't - The Sun and The Mail are both merely referring to their own bullshit of previous days about 'talk of a relationship' because they know gullible idiots will lap it up. Fucked if I'm checking the Torygraph but I imagine it's the same.

>>149652518
Nah what's stupid is that the cunt sat in the chair who saw a ball clearly go out has to go with the bullshit machine rather than simply say 'that was out' and call the point. If all umpires are there for now is to announce the score, medical timeouts and new balls, we already have a scoreboard that can do all that.

Hannah, Vendy and Kris all play at 11am tomorrow, what the fuck am I supposed to do Wimbledon???

>>149651217
Maybe it is because i am a millennial but Alcaraz is the only zoomer sportsman i find genuinely likeable.

annika spotted

>>149651202
If she chopped her tits off she'd be #1.

PHWOOOOAR

maya joint vs good-dicking tomorrow

should be a good one

I haven't actually played tennis since before covid :(

i like carlos because hes an emmafag just like me

>Emma Raducanu cheers on Carlos Alcaraz in spectacular victory over Andrey Rublev
I thought she was a lesbian but nah she's definitely shagging him

>>149655526
emma would never engage in pre-marital sex

>>149655526
>not in his box
She's his beard

>>149655092
>>149655092
whats crazy is that that is an extremely long time in sporting terms

like your body is completely different now not least due to the possible pericarditis from vaccination

>>149655526
just embarassing from emma

we are so fucking back geniebros. the road to top 10 starts HERE

feel like kader has barely umpired at all this year

>>149656965
i guess the 20% off coupon to the local sporting goods store that you get for winning a pickleball tournament doesnt pay the bills

>>149652836
yet another woke Hollywood twat. there's no more mel gibson or arnolds.

FYI, we're at this point in Western civilization. They're no longer feminine, no longer well- mannered, no longer having kids, not that you'd want to, no longer voting based on any semblance of common sense, no longer bringing positives to the workplace but rather spreading degeneracy, emotionality, and wokeness.

We're cooked.

https://people.com/brooks-nader-period-wardrobe-mishap-wimbledon-tiktok-11767202

The writer

https://x.com/baileykrich/photo

>>149657487
>arnold
>not woke
.

>>149651311
They asked me if I had a degree in virtual engagement, I told them I had a virtual degree in engagement.

corr

good kittingtonshire diss one

hairfta be annunciated

>>149657126
too busy gaping thots

Dare I murmur it….. 4 decent matches in the gaytp today

>>149655781
only a matter of time before i will br supporting him again as thr only possibility of stopping alcarath

wimbledon win may actually balance the loss at RG
but still. that RG win woulda had him be on equal slams i believe

now he is 2 behind. guess though if he wins diss eun and us open dey will be equal agen

aus open he will be superior

that assuming he will turn up again as the top player on hard courts

yes yes

yessss

maybe diss is a good plan

corr

propa good wun hairfta be cognitivized

>>149655526

Do you think she's wearing a thong?

>>149655526
She was in the normie seats with everyone else, it's not like she was sitting next to his parents wearing his jacket

She wants to create the perception that she's fucking him because even when she's losing matches every week, people continue talking about her

>>149658642
silly little slutty emma

why are women so obsessed wiv status

perfectly timed matches today

>>149658404
New Emma took after. Emma R is played out.

>>149655526
That's not good for Alcaraz, fucking Olivia and Emma while playing Wimbledon may be to exhausting. Nick is right, he can't be balls deep in some chick every night

Cilic
Djokovic
Shelton
Sinner

Samsonova
Bencic
Mirra
Clara

>>149659220
I think one of the favourites won't win, I'll go with Sonego beating Shelton

>>149659233
Nah Sonego is not one to upset. Maybe Cilic loses

YOU! Take me to dinner.

>>149659244
True, maybe in a 250 or 500 but it is tough to think Sonego can do it in a 5-setter

>>149659346
she is morphing into a thai massage therapist (sex worker) phenotype at light speed

>>149659346
I'll take a no. 18 with noodles instead of rice

happy birthday emmo!

>>149659414
Morphing? Lol she IS of that phenotype. Go look at the women who live in Polynesian islands, they all look like her.

>>149659429
Classic Cancer look.

>Wimbledon organisers have apologised after the electronic line-calling system was turned off in error at a crucial moment in Sonay Kartal’s match on Centre Court.
The fix is in

>>149659571
>>149659576
mad they didn't do it when emma had a set point

>>149659571
>>149659576
They should only apologize for promoting the destruction of all human life via technology. And then replace the workers. Simple as.

https://www.wildernessfront.com/

>>149659607
*restore, I guess, not replace

>>149659571
Business idea: You have 2 systems running, 1 system to monitor the match and the other system monitoring the system monitoring the match.

>>149659429
had big wanks to her few months ago

>>149659576
kek

Nolefam - how upset would you be were Cilic to beat Nole in the Quarterfinals?

Emma is pure tradwife material

>>149659807
a woman who makes you a fraisier is a good pick

>>149653495
Charmed yeah. But his best performance was in Nip/Tuck. If you haven't seen it, add it to the backlogs.

>>149659807
>>149659810
Carrot cake is best cake. I can't judge until she's made one of those.

>>149659807
based

>>149659807
It reminds me of Penko's baking instagram
Very wholesome

Today Sir Alex stops the bot.

>>149659807
Making a cake in an AirBnb while shooting for socials means being trad? Topkek my dude.

>>149659818
is that a good show pic ?

Vendy waiting room

May I have your attention?

>>149659987
Based old man vulturing wild cards in challenger events.

>>149659972
Yes, very. Very mid 2000s FX. FX took over from HBO in producing quality, edgy drama.

>>149660024
Any tennis posts, jefferstein?

was going through my webm folder and stumbled upon this one
jana played against that tripple-tail girl last year

>On this day twelve years ago, Andy Murray won his first Wimbledon title
Damn time flies.

>>149660036
If cilic and broccoli would walk out, yes

>>149660085
USO12 win was more hype for me.

streams are live

What's this top about then.

court 6 has multiple cameras!
was very afraid it'll be like vendy-tyra r3 last year for minute

>>149660024
>>149660093

Why did you delete the show post

>>149660116
Is that a little pied wagtail.

CAM ON HANNAH

>>149660122
idk :c

Cilicbros, I am not feeling too well...

https://wearetennis.bnpparibas/en/news-tennis/news-results/2902-wimbledon-the-mysterious-court-number-2

>>149660165
downloading couple ep now

>Cobolli vs Cilic
this wimbledon sucks, what a terrible first match. Only Djokovic can save today

>>149660165
Janny been wildin last few days

no lets
very wonderful!

>>149660179
Cobolli is playing Sinner-style, Cilic is a tennis dinosaur who can do anything just with mind and tactic. What's not to love?

Still can't get over Cilic's marble statue pose when he tosses the ball

>bounce bounce bounce looks up bounce bounce bounce looks up bounce bounce bounce
I forgot how much I hate Cilic

Propa slurpa this

>>149660210
Tennis players are some of the most autistic athletes on the planet.

>>149659814
Creepy smile a bit
General impression of Iva Jovic too

>>149659810
Looks yummy
Wish I had a pretty GF with lovely cooking skills to cook for me

>>149659814
Is that her father on background?

>>149659429
Happy birthday Emerson :)

>>149659337
Who?

>>149660204
Neither have them have any charisma. I should be watching Bublik or Medvedev.

>>149659571
>was turned off
lmao sure it was

>>149660284
You're so wrong it hurts.

Cilic looks like the bad guy in a movie

looking good so far

Literally every point the Italian coach goes "PASTA PIZZA MAMA MIA!!!"

>matches start at some point maybe unless it's raining in britain
>everyone has to wear identical clothing so you have no idea who's who when they actually start playing two days late

Is it time to admit that this gay sport needs a complete overhaul?

who's the Sara Silverman lookalike in Marin's box

F O R Z A
L
A
V
I
O

>>149660303
Holy shit that's the hottest player we've had

>>149660310
peep the lads in the background. bringing your own stella in is a commitment

>>149660314
Nope.

>>149660328
Love me some Katy but comon

i like when it has an erotic thumbnail

>>149660303
The boobs on her and Hannah are getting out of hand.

>>149660340
why do kristinas boobies go ignored

>>149660341
You looking after your Dad still?

>>149660339
haha imagine if vendy stood over you with the racket like that and told you to suck her penis hahah

Is Cobolli a handsome lad or am I turning home?

>>149660343
I would never ignore them

>>149660368
Ngl he seems like one of those hotties you'd see in an underwear ad, even has tatts on his arm

>>149660373
thank you for paying them attention!

>>149660375
All the Italians look like models besides Sinner

>>149660368
He's pure ROMANBVLL blood. Lots of ancient busts in Roman museums look like him.

>>149660383
except Sonego

>>149660385
god i wish i was an erotic statue

>>149660390
Oh yeah

>>149660113
amazes me this brand got outed with ties to child sex trafficking yet was forgotten within 2 weeks

>>149660385
You said this before but he lacks the kinose

>mto for vladson
i'm feeling good twinsisters

Happy Birthday Jonesy!
Come on Hannah!

>>149660393
>Be me
>Handsome, tall, muscular chad medBVLL
>Demand a marble sculpt of my body at its finest
>Girls fawn all over me
>Die
>Girls continue to fawn over my perfect abs and tiny marble pennis
>Centuries later
>Girls STILL taking photos with their heads under my solid white peenie (and guys too)

Marin can't handle the wind he's too brittle and old

>>149660383
>italians
>binner

Hannah can't hold her serve to save her life.

>>149660393
>erotic

>>149660430
heh....... erocktic.............

Ngl if Cobolli starts touching me when we're drunk...

Hannah needs to get her head in the game fast here and (as ever) play more aggressively.

>>149660407
The kinose is more Medieval, when Catholics started to mix with converted Jews.

>>149660424
Fra...

>>149660428
Longstanding problem and whoever is coaching her without addressing it needs a kick in the bollocks. She is going to be a free lunch for players on the ITF circuit without it.

>>149660457
very normal for an "italian" person to list the occasional times in their childhood they encountered "italian" kids

>>149660457
>"Before buying something I always look at the price, always. If I go to a restaurant and the pasta with meat sauce costs much more than the one with tomato sauce, I take the one with tomato sauce. Not because I'm stingy, but because I respect money."

>>149660473
>respects money
>goes to a restaurant instead of making it himself

>>149660473
I always take the most expansive dish

>>149660478
"Io e DeCecco siam fatti della stessa pasta" (- Jannik Sinner)

>>149660473
that's retard logic, meat is more nutritious, tasty and expensive than plain tomatoes so it's not disrespecting money to choose it. By his own logic he should be staying in a motel rather than 5 star suites.

>>149660488
He's their... sponsor?!?! I will now buy his product.

>>149660457
Just a clarification on the "dialect":
Sinner speaks an Austrian dialect when he's at home with his parents, but the Italian he speaks anywhere else is standard Italian with a Tyrolese accent. So accent, not dialect. It also sounds very nice, light and a bit juvenile.

>>149660491
He should also be wearing a cheap Casio watch instead of whatever kind of expensive shit he chooses instead.

>>149660495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrACP85AZcE

kris please

>>149660514
They give Rolexes to him for free

Cilic looks like he puts too much cologne

>>149658404
FUCK THAT REPULSIVE UGLY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BUG DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING FRAUD MONGOMUTT

PURE TENNIS ENJOYERS CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT HER INEVITABLE SUICIDE BEFORE THE AGE OF 25….

TENNIS FANS ALL OVER THE GLOBE WILL LITERALLY PAY GOOD MONEY TO GET HOLD OF THE POLICE VIDEO OF THAT UGLY REPULSIVE SHITCOLOURED ACNE INFESTED BRITISH MONGOMUTT GOING IN CIRCLES FROM A CEILING FAN LIMP AND LIFELESS AFTER KILLING HERSELF…….WITH RED BULGING EYES AND WITH HER TONGUE BLUE AND SWOLEN HANGING OUT OF HER MUTT MOUTH AND LIQUID SHIT RUNNING DOWN HER MUTT LEGS AFTER SHITTING HERSELF WITH HER LAST AGONISING BREATH….. WHILE A BRIT PAKI POLICE OFFICER UTIES THE NOOSE FROM HER EXTENDED MUTT NECK…


NOT BREAKING HER NECK AND INSTEAD SPENDS SOME TIME FLAILING AND CONVULSING WHILE MANICALLY GARGRLING BLOOD MUCUS AND SPIT LIKE A MUTT OCTOPUS WOULD BE A PLUS…

FINDING THAT DISGUSTING UGLY REPULSIVE MUTT HEAD DOWN ON HER OWN POOL OF VOMIT DUE TO ANTIDEPRESSANT AND PED ABUSE IS ALSO AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE…

TENNIS FANS WILL TURN YOUR GRAVE INTO A PUBLIC TOILET YOU FRAUD MUTT… YOU ARE GOING TO REST IN SHIT AND PISS JUST LIKE THE COLOUR OF YOUR SKIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT FRAUD MUTT.

YOU FUCKING SPOON FED UGLY BUTTON-HOLE EYED DIARHEA COLOURED FRAUD MUTT

YOU HYDROCEPHALUS GYPSY GOOK MUTATED FLAT FACED ABOMINATION MUTT

YOU WORTHLESS MONGOLOID BUG LOOKING BROWN (THE COLOUR OF SHIT) SUBHUMAN FRAUD GOOK MUTT

YOU ACNE INFESTED UGLY WORTHLESS GOOKOID MUTT

YOU GYPSOID BUG HYBRID UGLY TALENTLESS MUTT

YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT ROMANI PICKEY GIPSY BUG FRAUD MUTT

YOU DOWN SYNDROME VOMIT INDUCING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT FLAT NOSED BUG GYPSY MUTT

FUCK THAT REPULSIVE UGLY RETARDED DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING FRAUD MUTT !!!… AND FUCK HER MUTTLOVING FAT PIECE OF SHIT STRAIGHT BUTTER EATING FANS !!!

>>149660310
/tennis/ on the right

>>149660465
She's doing better this second set.

Cobolli looks like he puts too much ciligne

Carlos looks like he puts on too much mammoth fur

People mock Cilic's bouncing but he's actually sensing microvibrations of the earth to detect the most optimal possible time to serve

>>149660085
That's how I felt seeing Bouchard is now 31 years old >>149656965

I think I overrate Cilic just because he has distinctive strokes. Cobolli is just another regen.

State of Frauderer

>>149660544
The irony with her serve is how good it is when it's firing, I mean in one game she hit a 114mph ace and yet lost serve.

>>149660578
Was thinking she would be older than that. Maybe it just feels like she's been around forever.

>>149660582
Cobolli has sneaky good everything. Serve and forehand in particular. Doesn't pass the eye test but successful nonetheless. Leading the 2nd serve win rate this tournament above Sinnsation if you didn't see the graphic

lel who's cream was that?

>>149660562
Cilic's bouncing is a testimony to his suffering, just like those players who came to Wimbledon after the WWII with shell-shocks and psychotic attitudes. Pure kino.

>>149660578
Checked her insta, she looks very good for 31

*scream ...

>>149660628
Whose.

>>149660390
Sonego is like a random lad became a good level athlete, he looks like a barista

post Wendy in rain

kristina you boob

Kristina :/

>>149660630
.....r-right

>>149660640
wendy?

boomer bros... it's over

You can walk all the way around court 2. Where da hell does that entrance tunnel go
into the ground as is becoming of a tunnel one would suspect

Vendula :)

Vendula :)

Vendy :) through in straights, Hannah and Kris go to a third.

this fucking bouncing man

bretty lewd that was

just remembered Draper lost to Colic. KWAB

is cobolli the player with the least aura ever?

>>149660696
That's probably another reason why they wear black shorts.

>>149660706
Hope you're kidding

>>149660717
no?
he's very forgettable

>>149660706
Among the Italians it has to be darderi

a very tiny part of me doesn't want penic to win because the next round can sabotage their doubles potential
on the other hand it's a long awaited boob derby we've been waiting for
not to mention a very high quality tenny match overall

>>149660736
it's not happening at this rate

>>149660724
You’re an idiot

>double break
It's over

Fluffy clouds.

peniskova

>>149660374
jewsplosive

Please, Mr Cobolli is my father-coach's name. Call me Flav.

more like panicstarting

Can Mugnur do anything today?

This Wimbledon schedule is messed up. Still trying to figure out when Zverev and Draper are going to play.

>>149660796
heh

Jack died for this.

>>149660473
no wonder hoholskaya left him.
only best emma with daddys money can deal with that

>>149660748
good argument
sure showed me there

she can come back from this i believe in her

so the Federer dicksucking begins...

>>149660843
Thought GOAT was in Paris

>>149652606
She doesn't have that tiger tattoo for nothing

jana jana jana

Imagine finally arriving at Wimbledon. Mking your way past all the people already there. It's the second week so things are really starting to get tense now. You finally find a good spot to sit down so you can watch Khromacheva and Stollar face Dabrowski and Routliffe in the 3rd round of the women's doubles draw.

take all my energy! drain me! \o/

>>149660843
Federer is at wimby? Or this an old pic?

Fucking hate that 'Fault' robo voice
So lifeless

>>149660865
It's from today

>>149660863
One for the patricians.

The economy class GOAT. Stay humble

>>149660865
He is there every fucking year. Probably per contract

>>149660879
>tfw you will never lightly touch the goat

>>149660879
I bet he smells nice to sit next to

Six kangz is back
https://x.com/ReemAbulleil/status/1942174869199749591

nice shot

>>149660888
Poone in shambles

>>149660888
Hope we get another Kino promo

>>149660888
>kings
>zverev Draper fritz

>>149660888
so it's basically atp finals with aids?

>>149660881
By Royal decree.

>>149660855
He just arrived the retard

>>149660914
You think they did it?

>>149660910
Temporarily embarrassed royalty

>>149660910
Do you only like multiple slam-winning/ATG tennis players?

penic :c

peniskova :(

hannah :) (soon)

Kristina noo :(

kristina ;_;

>player gets to 2nd week of singles
>withdraws from doubles
doubles is a joke but this shouldn't be allowed.

>>149660935
No but I wouldn't name slamless shitters kings

this cute brown girl is taking jana out to the woodshed

>>149660914
Do you think he had the chance to test her wetness?

>>149660946
I agree

Nice.

How many games?

>>149660938
Do you even know what male players are still racing?

Occasionally when I'm out with my kid, I'll get the urge to flip my baseball cap backwards, but every single time the thing that keeps me from doing it is the idea that I'll probably look like Tallon Griekspoor.

Hannah :)

>>149660982
Channel your inner Jack Draper.

>>149660982
You have a kid?

>>149660977
9

I don't get the net rule. If the serve's in why does it matter it touched the net?

Hannah :)
Kris :(

>>149660982
Baseball caps are so cringe. Adults should be fined for wearing them.

>>149661005
It doesn't for the juniors, they play on.

>>149660981
don't even want to pretend i do

>>149661003
She had a cute celebration after the final point.

Can honestly forgive a 7-5 from a normal player, it's just guys like Sincaraz and big 3 I'm like, you're better than this. You could have tried harder during the real set.

>>149661005
Gentlemanly rules. You are supposed to serve the ball in a loyal way, so that your opponent can return it.

>>149660447

What, you'll airstrike him?

>>149652434

It would be tragic if Carlos ends up with Emma, he's too big for her now. He could get any super model/hot piece of ass way better than this little chinese girl. Hell the horse next to Emma in that picture is hotter and more deserving of carloth.

>>149660879
Needs to stay off the fillers

>>149661034
Why don’t you make your general then?

>>149661049
Aces should be illegal then

I was promised two boomer balkan dads grilling
in a Cilic - Djokovic matchup. Now it looks like it won't happen.

>>149660879
holy based

>>149660946
kek who did that, Siegemund? I'm sure it will help her massively against Sabalenka tomorrow.

>>149661072
No because those are a show of force over your opponent.

>>149650981 (OP)

>Wop wins a point after Cilic makes a common mistake
>Entire box starts making the most obnoxious and loud wop noises ever conceived

My god Italians are annoying

>>149660879
The fuck is that thing attached to his beltloop?

>>149661068
you're posting in it, dry your eyes

>>149660696
>>149660692
Post

>>149661099
It's a modest bell to announce his presence

>>149661079
Nice m8.

>>149661092
Go tell that to Carlitos and his fans.

>>149661106
The OP says /tennis/, not /WTAcoomerFanClub/

>>149661110
n i c e

>>149660974
She's quite a big girl!

Emma

>>149661144
Fuck off you ridiculous imbecile

>>149661068
a general about tennis? we've been through this a lot
just ignore the things you don't like or find boring (works for me with atp posting)

BREAK HIM, MARIN

How many games will Uruguay's Brave Alex the Minaur win?

>>149661164
No one here floods the general with pictures of male players and extremely silly posts devoid of any actual content. You stay here like you would stay on /gif/. Make your own /wta/ thread, so you can beat your cock to underage girls without having to skip ATP-related discussion.

Cilic is retarded

>>149660888
Three Kings and Three Frauds Slam

>>149661194
he’s a human bean

Love Janas drop shots

Cobollibros....

Cobolli is retarded

Cilic has no real topspin on his fh does he? Just can't drop it in long

Despised the old Cilic, love the nuCilic. Simple as.

It's Flaviover

>>149661184
>flooding
it's like very modest right now. you should've seen my ~100 emma pics within 2 hours from last year

K I go to Novak

>>149661113

>Implying I prefer the yelling of spaniards

>muh toilet breaks
they'd better watch him pee

>>149661247
Still very annoying to have to confront the sadness of a life like yours.

chocobitch is winning this wimby isnt he

Why did they sack Sue Barker?

she didn't even say or do anything controversial they just fucking sacked her for no reason. She was down to earth and based.

>>149661201
bageled her!

>>149661253
The Central Court is a circus and a rude shitshow whenever a brit plays.

>>149661262
Afraid so

>>149661276
>tf
>tp

>>149661275
:)

>DF
WASHED

>>149661269
I thought she just wanted to retire.

>>149661269
They still play her old promotional spots on the Seth Efrican broadcast

judging by h2h stats de minaur has a 33% chance to win might throw on a cheeky bet

Novak is finished

>Navarro - Andreeva
I'm rooting for the girl who's best equipped to send out Iga Swiatek. That's all I care about now. Ugly bitch dyke Iga losing.

Novak is finished

Nole nervous playing in front of the GOAT.

It's Djover

>Le serve calibration is off again
He forgot to update the security patch before this match

oh no no no

Why don't they do concrete courts
Not concrete with a a layer of acryllic and shit on top, just concrete

What would you do if you were tasked with inventing a new type of tennis court surface

>starts shitty and then rape
Same fucking script

>>149661334
Solid marble 2 meters thick. Buffed at every changeover.

>>149661334
glass courts? a big sheet of glass

might be cool

>>149661276

>Also implying I even like my own countryfolk

>>149661318
H2H vs. Iga Swiatek
Andreeva: 2-1
Navarro: 0-2

>>149661355
And the crowd sits under it?

>>149661125
It doesn't say whining Italian raging either but here we are.

>>149661379
Imagine

>>149661334
Terracotta floor tiles

not a fan of her opponent's screaming des

>>149661389
sniff sniff

>>149661334
Hot charcoal

>>149661394
Same
Jana needs to make her shut up

I've seen enough, it's over for Novak.

>>149661184
Why are you posting about this instead of discussing the tremendously exciting Demon v Old Father Time match that's just started?

THIS is the GOAT?

Nole old

I've seen enough, Novak no longer has the power to bully Demon around the court
When it comes to defence and rally tolerance current Demon is at least as good as current Novak, if not better
It's just a question of whether Demon can maintain a high enough first serve rate and keep the unforced errors down
Novak needs to force his way forward as much as he can because it'll be difficult for him to hit winners past Demon from the baseline

>>149661334
Volcanic sand

>>149661334
Wooden court with heavy varnish for slipperykino

is it over for nole?

Quicksand court so you can’t stand still or you’ll sink

>>149661409
I don’t really care about a match that will finish 7-6, 6-1, 6-0 in two hours

I’ve been discussing Flavio-Cilicio, much more interesting despite what contrarians will say

>Alex de Minaur was born in Sydney, Australia. His father, Anibal, is Uruguayan and his mother, Esther, is a Spaniard. His father owned an Italian restaurant on George Street in Sydney and met Esther when she began working there as a waitress.De Minaur has two brothers and three sisters — Dominic, Daniel, Natalie, Cristina and Sara.
Dios Mio, what ungodly offspring will he create with a britoid

>fucking Yorubaland
I just got my results and I didn't think they actually give everyone african shit

>>149661428
Actually cool
How would the ball behave on a wooden court?

Make sure to title the new thread /atp/
Thanks

>>149661439
are you paying his kid's tuition fee?
fuck off

>>149661443
>munster
OMG TWINS

>>149661448
>asking others to do something
So you don't even make threads yourself? What "content" are you actually bringing to the table then

How do you say HE'S FINISHED in serbian?

>>149661460
Why are you so mad at me, Gunther?

>>149661448
tennis has no place for misogynists or nonce juniors...keep the vendula coming however.

>>149661438
>I don’t really care about a match that will finish 7-6, 6-1, 6-0 in two hours
lol fair comment

Nolefam... wtf is happening

https://www.tntsports.co.uk/tennis/alex-de-minaur-takes-to-social-media-to-deny-involvement-in-spanish-fake-covid-19-passport-plot_sto8803156/story.shtml
Someone posted this article in the FSL chatbox but I feel like it must be written by AI or something because it also says
>De Minaur, currently ranked 32 in the world, most recently appeared at the Rotterdam Open, losing to Stefanos Tsitsipas in the quarter-finals.
which obviously was not true, he's been top 10 almost all year and lost to Grug in the Rotterdam finals while Tsitsipas lost to Belucci IIRC

>>149661533
Dirty feet are repulsive

>>149661389
Picture of the month in /sp easily

Imagine De Minaur of all people embarrassing Djokovic into retiring.

Novak can't do one thing right this set. It's like reverse midas touch.

can someone post the Katie Boulter hookup forum posts

>>149660374
I deplore lookism. But Rothenberg is the very worst. However, these days, most sports media shares his subversive, divisive, "progressive" point of view.

>>149660473
Explains his twig physique. But hey he's #1 with it!

>>149661389
Listen guys im no expert and please bear with me ok a little patience is warranted her i just have a quick question - is that, i mean, could be the light, could be the fabric could be my monitor screen could be the TV camera, but is there any chance we're looking at the the i mean the you know the part that um well a lady has you know the thing where it uh and then you can um with your wow this is awkward sorry having a tough time with this what im asking is when you look at this image are we taking a good close look at the aspect of a lady that well geez this is hard hee hee I'll have to get back to you...