Thread 149652188

Listen up heemsters, it's time for you to start putting respect on the hangmans name. The hooker-fag is back baby

Previous: >>149637831

Dan Hooker is just a human punching bag and I can't wait until this bum fucks off.

>>149652244
god i wish that were me

Is this the thread?

>>149652310
It ain't nothing but a thang b

>>149652310
strickchad is so fucking based its unreal

me after logging into heem.com

>>149652310
look at this bitch waddle lmao

Gaethje sleeps Hooker rather quickly

if strickchump did this to me I'd see red and shove his shower shoes up his blown out bussvoid

Dan hooker wouldn't sign a ufc glove i had. I wonder is it cause I'm a loser with no job who has no car who has no money who has no hoes with no education and no future prospects in life?

>>149652355
This.

>>149652383
does Hooker have any power? He just seems like a Diego Sanchez in that he's destined to get heemed until he can take no more heems

crazy how old the top 10 LWs are

>>149652407
Hooker on the outside can leverage his length and heem some smaller lightweights

>>149652407
He has some good knees up the middle, good rhythm breaking jabs but Gaethje should be able to batter the legs and go up top with ease.

>>149652383
i mean, i can heem them bothc quickly. like sure its a good fight but i dont thinkit matters that much, its always weird watching guys i can heem fight eo, but its a good hustle tho it can be very entertaining especially with gaethje

>>149652454
You could never heem them anon.

>>149652407
>does hooker have any power

>>149652454
I'd heem you stiff b

The real ones know what's up

USA heems Mexico tonight in the Gold Cup final

tfw ya tappin but the bad guy keeps strikin

>>149652505
Look at this ugly freak, yuck!

>>149652523
Pitter patter > ground and pound > one shot ko power

Why did schaub imply his life would be in danger if he went to a ufc event?

>>149652523
no one taps to strikes

>>149652534
He has two wives to your zero

>>149652505
Oh shit she zhlagd on my zulmagulov *skeet*

>John Africa vs. UK Gypsy
>Winner gets a purple heart

>>149652553
liver king is hunting down any people known to associate with rogan

See you soon

Dan hooker is going to revolutionize the "fighting in my backyard" game!

Im still standing looking like a true survivor

Feeling like a little kid

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Dan Hooker's let have giant Samoans kill each other

Dan hooker has never drunken milk once in his life

I have seen Dan Hooker chugging gold top jersey milk

Uh uh, chama slide

>>149652557
i guess grapplin could work

>>149652622
giant lardasses killing each other is kino

Musumeci should go on Hooker's backyard brawls

Musumeci should run a stack of estrogen and go on blacked raw

Heard it both ways

Musumeci should run up a stack of estradiol and jack3d original formula and get Bangkok ready

never back down

Ive got a head thats large.

>>149652764
Live footage of paddy vs illia

Yeah? You've got a small head.

DanHooker.com

Khamzat 0.5

I'm Schaub's top guy, what am I gonna do?

>>149652819
Heem your meng to a nice thiccc dern, b

>>149652810
I remember him, what ever happened to this guy?

>>149652833
She's a pawg milf yeah

i was watching a rogan mma episode and looked the guy up and hes some 130lb decision bab who constantly folds under pressure
why should i give a crap about some jobber midget

>>149652837
Kadyrov had him killed a few years ago. He gave drugs to one of Kadyrov's sons while they were in the UAE

>>149652810
Nah that was this guy

>>149652858
Is that...legal?

>>149652868
The man who broke Bones

>>149652868
he got the Smiff rub

Ankcellence
Ankceedance
Ankalaev

>>149652868
Looks like a jacked GC from the helwani show

Ay budday of course I know the rules you fucking moron

>>149652422
we love BJ Penn here and support his mission

The Donkey of Dagestan, Islam Makhachev is defeated

The Gorilla of Germany, Ilia Topuria is undefeated

>>149652868
looks completely natty and definitely not roided to the gills
wtf even is this semen slurping “sport” where all the le pfp guys are 100lbs soaking wet and the big guys are on more roids than a pro wrestler

Mike Malotte, Canadian mma's greatest prospect

>>149652710
holy toledo! that's taking mix martial arts to the next level

>>149652947
Levels.

>>149652950
modern mma is a manlet power fantasy
afraid so

The coyote of Canada

>>149653002
Fraud checked by former gatekeeper Neil Magny.

>>149652473
>>149652501
t. heemed guys

>>149652956
Neil "Hands of Steel" Magny is 1-1 vs Canadians named Mike
https://youtu.be/IxjN7KFolW4

>>149653029
Afraid not.

Who ya got?

WEC normalized baby weight men, there was a time when they didnt even want a lightweight division in the ufc cause it didnt draw

>>149653046
Ive got Dricus by femur shattering knee-bar round 3

>>149653046
Du plessis obv

>>149653035
oh God damn I've never seen that

>>149653046
du bussy unironically

>>149653046
I’ve got an all time BDS meltdown when du Piglet taps in round 1

>>149653077
If its any consolation when Dricus heems Khamzat Ill say he was never good and its not even a good win.

>>149652188 (OP)
Did Justin fall off or did Dan actually improve? Why are they fighting

>>149653095
Its just guarenteed fireworks.

>>149653046
Dricus loses first two rounds, comes back the final three to win a 48-47 fight of the year decision

>>149652947
The wolf is undefeated while Du Piglet got Dqed for fellating a homeless man albeit

>>149652764
Funny thing is he ended up making more money than JBJ and most of the UFC roster.

>>149653108
Schaub won.

>>149653102
yeah, I assume Justin goes through him easily

>>149653125
Haha, dead wrong

>>149653046
Du Plessis because I can't stand cross-eyed disgusting subhumans.

>>149653046
dricus. he has proven 5 round cardio and I think he survives the grappling

>>149653141
Wow hes literally me

tired of this semen slurping sport

>>149653141
He hung out with Guru albeit

Ilia chads the dookster is a terrible matchup for us we need to ensure gay cheese gets it done

The Cat of Chechnya
The Swine of Sweden
The Urchin of UAE

VS

The Shark of South Africa Dricus Du Plessis

>>149653154
NON STOP FIREWORKS

The Drickbeast

If Khamzat gets it done that will be Swedens first champion how can you guys not be excited about that?

swine of sweden finna get them oinking

Dricus has had africans getting behind him hard since his last fight.

Du piggy tried to suck a niggas soul out in the cage

tfw papi toe dont respect tha crocop ko

the sweet science they call it but it's actually the sweet semen

khamzat was giving usman a blow job tho

>>149653095
Look at the rankings and you tell me, b.

>>149653195
>Sweden's first champion will be an inbred muslim rapist
very touching moment

nobody was giving anyone a blowjob in any ring except a box ring

Rampage Jackson is an IRL streamer

You know nasty Vasti finna soak her seat watching Zatdaddy dick down du Porker

Rampage Jackson sold out to the kikes

>>149653222
israel played himself african blacks dont claim westernized blacks

khamzat had a botched circumcision that left him with a dysfunctional penile

Technically vikings were inbred rapists, food for thought bapa

heem
fap
vape

vikings are just a fucking idea for television they came up with nordics are built for mahogany mambas

>>149653046
i think this is one of those fights where its exciting even it is ends in a weem. i would like to see either a heem or zeem or ddp.
one from kamzat would be nice but it would also mean holding the belt hostage and fighting only once a year in abu dhabi

>>149653046
zat pulls out
hernandez steps up and loses a decision

>>149653286
Vikings raped your women

>>149653271
once he gets the belt Kadyrov will give him the parts of his penis he kept all these years back

UFC White House

Jon Jones vs Mick Parkin

nobody wants to see khabib clone #92 beat the kang

>>149653314
uh I don't know what women those would be my wee warrior

Makwan amirkhani, now that's a finnish viking

>>149653320
we DO want to see khabib clones blown up in a ditch and left screaming and bleeding out thoughbeit

>>149652633
thats the price you pay for being a chad

Will Khamzat retire if he wins? I hope he doesn't plan on taking the once a year fight in Abu Dhabi schedule.

my old ass mom broke a crackheads arm in an arm crank that tried crawling through her window to steal her dog
even a little bit of training goes a long way

Streetshitters on the prowl

brit hadji already losing his marbles over a fight that is over a month away

man khamzat really lost all aura in the burns and usmeng fights.
wierd that the other 2 didnt just gain aura for doing so well against him instead.

>>149653419
where is saarman

Nordic Excellence got you trippin'

>>149653416
whats her background? or she just invented that in the heat of the moment?

>>149653046
I honestly don't see Khamzat being able to finish DDP within the first round. He wouldn't have got the finish over Rob if it wasn't for the pre-existing mouth injury that he was putting off surgery for. DDP by TKO in the 3rd or 4th

>>149653427
Doesn't look like a jeet

>>149652633
Dirty diaper Dan drank man milk directly from his Slamdaddy’s meat sword

>>149653439
she was a blue belt in jiu jitsu like 30 years ago lol

>>149653245
Khamzat is a UAE citizen now. He was actually never a Swedish citizen either, he only had his Russian passport when he was living there

>>149653464
didn't tap

>>149653464
Well, just to correct you, there was never no marriage

>>149653457
He had rob’s back with a nearly two minutes left that fight was over b

>>149653403
Kadyrov will make Khamzat keep fighting until he stops winning. At which point, he will either kill him, or relegate him to being a wrestling coach at Akhmat

>>149653476
oh he's swedish when Gus Is filling him up daily but Russian when Gus finds another cumslut, typical women.

>>149653488
Rob escaped an earlier submission attempt

>>149653484
you're a fucking punk dude

>>149653476
lol random shitskins have more IDs than James Bond now and represent more countries than I've ever been to. VERY DISRESPECTFUL

>>149653511
Khamzat had his back with a hook in and had already locked in a face crank. If Rob's face doesn't collapse that's still a position a lot of guys tap out in. It's also not that hard to convert a face crank in to a proper rear naked. He didn't have much hope of surviving the position

nobody has ever survived a face crank with 60secs on the clock

crazy how jdm fights and walks like nick

>>149653545
face crank was ban for YEARS from UFC for killing!!

leave jones, israel, rampage, sapp, kimbo, ngannu, usman, DC, rashad, and silva to me

Breeding the future GOAT

almost 90 out b

bas debunked the face crank meme almost 30 years ago

I do the face punch meme and end lives b's

>>149653633
Thats a hefty woman

>>149653633
I don’t think Arman can get pregnant from pegging

Bas taught me to shove a bottle of hot sauce up an unconscious man's asshole in a street fight and I've never lost one

>>149653704
>glass shatters

>viking genetics cant hurt you, theyre not real
>viking genetics:

Who wins

>>149653731
Imagine the tirade Joe would go on if she made her first walkout to a UFC fight

>>149653731
I want to cuddle with her after she's beaten the utter snot out of me

>>149653736
Lopes and easy

>>149653736
the guy on the right he has cooler tats

>>149653737
honestly dont blame brock for not letting her go into fighting itd be a circus

>>149653748
Sub? I don’t seem him beating silva with pure striking

>>149653736
guy who flatline KOs people with short shots in the clinch vs the tko merchant meme fighter

panic at the disco with a super fast TKO similar to his win over super sodiq yusuff

>>149653736
these will be yelling at each in the presser in their foreign language should be monke

>>149653736
disgusting you can see where Silva adorns his face in dog shit like the fetid monkey he is!

>>149653736
the fans

>>149653046
Can you re-post this smaller please? I can still see the names.

>>149653794
You picked Bryce I’m not listening to you

After seeing my boy Ilia just do nothing but fucking heem I can't help but to feel gay watching two guys fighting passed three rounds

Finland

Mexico

>>149653932
kwab

i believe mixed martial arts is a misnomer, if it was really some shit like that we would see people do punches that are also takedowns

>>149653998
DEFEND WITH YOUR FEET KAI

chills

>>149653994
papi…

the fighting nerds, whatever happened there

>>149653952
just how good is flowerchild gaychee?

dream believe
and make it happen

>>149654027
irish lion tamed them i fear

>>149654059
all time TKO over an 0-2 ufc vet. second-best finish on that card

InseminatIan GayRaped thoughbeit

Kris Moutinho a gimme fight

kris moutinho is a ufc champion's second best win

Bo Nickal a gimme fight

7 eggs boiling in the stove top its chest day baby

this doo gonna be farting

They say the heemer who ate 9 bananas died of potassium poisoning
fair warning to egg eaters out there, egg overdoses are a real thing.

>>149654416
bananas are not eggs and 7 is not 9, dummy

This is why I train

>>149654495
why is that child squinting

>>149654495
no girlnis? ew

Schaub should heem liver king so Joe will take him back

just how bad is josh emmett

Go ahead. Jump in to my guard. You won't.

>>149654544
>notice me papi

Try my guard bro see what happens

They key to perfect boiled eggs is giving them a ice bath in spring water with Himalayan salt

>>149654631
Himalayan salt is a big meme. makes all your food gritty

this site finna crash again lmao sad!

>>149654749
fat Americans LOVE food memes

noche ufc is a hallmark holiday

IT DROPPED

NOCHE NOCHE NOCHE
READ ALL ABOUT IT

>>149654825
i dig it

why cant ufc >into graphics design?
its not fucking hard

>>149654825
du bussy vs cumshot. warming the belt for the true champ

>>149654926
woah its a heckin samurai

>>149654926
everything about ufc except for the fights is soulless

>>149654956
samurai are based
>>149654973
trvke

UFC should put cowboys and indians on the posters that would be awesome!

>>149654926
2004 was 84 years ago, move on grandpa

>>149654926
this got the danadrones oinkin

Little piggy couldn't break a millie so now he shits up heem. Sad!

>>149655005
Right you are Ken.

>>149654825
Will Dricus make him cry at the press conference?

*enters thread*

*remains in the thread*

>>149655141
>Takes Olivis job

>>149655147
Man I remember when reddit was saying it shouldn't even be legal for Bobby to fight him. My boy Dricus has come such a long way since then, I'm so proud of him.

>>149655141
A blast from the past!

>You do NOT wanna be there...you're in sneed's world now, friend!!

>GET OUTTA THERE!!

crazy that brendan schuab can heem crocop but gets heemed by discouragement

Natalia Silva.

sneed is heckin basef

Hi Sneed!

>>149655279
t.sneed

I have an large penis.

Sneeden inches isn't large

just not sure Jon Jones could have handled a beast like prime Schaub

>>149655397
I think youd feed seedprised

what was the narrative going into dricus vs strickland 2 even
does anyone even remember
does anyone care
nigger

>>149655474
i remember sean felt he was robbed

look into it

teepkicking sissy

>>149655474
dricus ducked ratlip and ratlip ducked dricus

>>149652310
Reddit was torn over this because Sean's a racist right wing chud and that is assault. but also the guy he punched is a cop, and ACAB and pigs are woman beaters.

Sean is definitely a woke-right maniac

>>149655656
me when I walk into the thread

I think I just Asskren'd myself.
I mistakenly washed a hot frying pan with clorox and whiffed a cloud of chlorine gas.

https://x.com/Mappy6984/status/1941683876104962419

the white man marches on

>>149655656
he doesn't look 6'6 at all desu
I think the vast majority of men lie about their height
I think he's 6'2 at most

>>149655675
sopa de lungo hahahah

ayo toptura drop it low and make it bounce

WANNANOW
>dies

>>149655752
>but I dont know the date
I will never be this cool

Jared Cannonier HEEMED me with FACTS and KNOWLEDGE

>>149656068
>cant HEEM with LOGIC
fucking fun fact fags

>>149656185
uh I beg to differ

Mype Enis will be making his UFC debut this weekend

>>149656068
>picture of black man reading book upside down on train
my clitty cage just rocketed off big time

>>149656218
>He keeps countering my rhetoric and sophistry....i....i can't hit him!!!

Is that highly respected MMA journalist and world renowned war criminal Luke Thomas?

Obama IS lying ass freemason tho

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Pootan...it's like he never existed at all

>>149656535
mma fans have adhd

>>149654825
Hope DDP splits his cousin lip open and rips that cringe faggot beard off

SLAP

>>149655567
>Sean's a racist right wing chud
based
>and that is assault
based
>the guy he punched is a cop
based
>ACAB
based
>pigs are woman beaters
based

holy mother of chama!

chama chama chamilion

>>149655567
that nerd was a cop lol

the story of gamrot

Gamrot's revenge

Gamrots Rush In

UFC is old news

Gamrot: The Reckoning

The Gamrots

>>149656593
Hey mate could you please stop impersonating me?

>>149656748
no one will watch this crap

>>149656748
who invited these retards?

>>149656797
i did

>>149656748
Yeah im thinking i will be watching this crap

Gamrot's Day Out

Field of Gamrots

I am Gamroot

Weekend at Gamrot's

The Longest Gamrot

FUCK Gamrot anally (non sexual)

Gamrot 2

>>149656748
pfl the type of promotion to hold up their entire promotion for a year just because the don told them they could have a card at the white house

The Good, The Bad, The Gamrot.

pfl isnt real

Gamrot Strawberries

Gamrot Gonorrhea

Gamrot makes me mad in the same way Gane makes antiGanecels mad

GDS

Honey I shrunk the Gamrots

Aguirre, The Wrath of Gamrot

Jubli Unchained

ho say she want my gamrod

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Gamrot

American WereGamrot In London

*hits you with a pure strike*

its over b

Gamrot vs Predator

please stop the Gamrot

>>149656748
danasisters?

>>149656748
DEPLOY THE DANADRONES NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Under the Tuscan Gamrot

Seven Gamrots

Childish Gamrot

>>149656748
this cant be real is it? why would they book fights a year out?

Gamrot's 11

The House on Gamrot Hill

>>149656748
THE cory beastin 29/11 anderson??

just how mediocre is gamrot

The Third Gamrot

Gamrotropolis

if jones was good then anthony smith wouldnt have lasted 5 rounds

Gamrot of Thrones

>>149657105
gamrot

He's Gamrot, He's Gamrot, YOU'RE Gamrot, I'M GAMROT! ARE THERE ANY OTHER GAMROTS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

>>149657003
> anyways so i was thinkin its time for a title shot

SpongeGamrot

will you guys shut up im trying to think

AHHHH MUH RIBS

Gamrot Fring

Gamrot of the Rings

Tony Gamrot

Vanilla Gamrot

great thread

Dustin vs Max is tough to call. On one hand Dustin has never lost to Max, but also he has never one a fight with the belt on the line

Nitro Mateusz Gamrot Franklin

Book of Gamrotonomy 31:6
Do not fear for the lord your Gamrot goes with you

A Matinee with Mateusz

>>149657219
Dustin has never lost two fights in a row

whos had the most title shots?

i think poirier finna throttle holloway

>>149657238
he's lost three title fights in a row by now getting finished in each of them, four if you count the gaychesse headkick
so it's either hollomap heem or a decision

Ilia was bmf champ and they just took it from him ?

Gamrot is French

>>149656748
UM DANAXIRS TO THE FERTITTACORD!

I don't give a fuck if you love me
I don't give a fuck if you liiike meee

Gamrot fitness influencer looking ahh

TEST

>>149657305
JDM is the lineal bmf ackshually

am i stil baned test

you win 4 you lose 1
who am I?

>magnys opponent pulled out
UFC 318 IS RUINED

>>149657430
TJ Dillashaw

>>149657439
aliskerov pulled out too with a broken foot
the state of that card

>>149657451
congrat you have wind

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if the diamond(dustin poirier) wins he will callout topuria

>>149657465
GO ON GINGE

they call him the diamond because he's unbreakable

um actually diamonds are easily broken/crushed. they are mostly unscratchable though

>>149657473
Luckily dana has hired a hitman with a sniper to save us the embarrassment

I have experienced the unexplainable
I have witnessed something thought to be impossible
I have seen things no man before me has ever seen

I saw… Ilia Topuria throw a body kick

toporia's not invited to bmf belt contention

bring back Darren Elkins for a retirement run

boom, head kick, chimpuria dead

>>149653046
I'm not gonna pick the guy who went to war against THE Gilbert Durinho Burns

you guys are alright

mma could only dreem of a heem this cleen
>>>/pw/18172302

>>149657638
anyone who’s impressed by this or even treats it as legitimate is extremely low IQ

>>149657638
Thai clinch could be useful too

you guys suck

Does Topuria has a Iron Chin or a Glass Chin ?
Or something like an average middle/average chin

faggot watches wwe lmfao

>>149657649
why do a 2 count bunch of doofuses

wwe and ufc are the same company now lil troonbro

The Notorious B.I.Gamrot

>>149653046
Khamzat sub R1/R2 and DDP sub

>>149657673
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

>>149657667
his physical chin is decent, but his mental chin is quite good. he has gooby level chin mental

>>149657694
>>149653046
Khamzat sub and BDS tranny meltdown especially if its R1 blitz sub
Of course they will disrespect DDP by saying he was neve good

>>149657678
indie shitters dont know how to work on the fly and cant deviate from the plan

>>149657707
please dont hurt em take!!!

>>149657711
Some say that the chin is only mental

>>149657667
no known weaknesses, i fear

>>149657673
tf u just say little man

>>149657722
some are wrong there are two aspects to a chin

pooptoro is getting hyped up in the same way chama was, will be fun when paddy subs him

>>149657727
>No known weakness
Kicks, Thai Clinch, Grappling

ilia tanked a full force head kick square on the chin and was still with it enough to put his hands down to catch his fall

pigslam on the other hand...

topuria can be defeated by a range abuser or someone stronger

>>149657750
Pereira is in awful division
Topuria heems everybody in the most competitive division
Really only arman or Islam can beat him

>>149657727
this lil nigga is gonna be dribbling basketballs at 40

>>149657751
>Grappling
he did better against charles than piggy no belts lmao

>>149657761
wow i actually just seen this ytshort

>>149657774
Islam subbed charles, he went right in his Guard
Topuria didnt want to go in his guard

>>149657783
topuria passed his guard instantly and put him in a crucifix

Ilia only knocked him the fuck out in round 1, not nearly as impressive Islam making Charles (known to never quit) tap

>>149657783
that's supposed to be a joke you fool

yo b i herd u was talkin shit

what if you have no chin at all and can heem yourself to fool your opponent

>>149657798
He was kinda tailor made for ilia
>the 35 year old retard that has no headmovement and always go forward will do something against the best boxer with nuclear power
Even ilia predicted this
He says that usually he has to hunt for the knockout but Oliveira he would present his chin on a platter and thats why he predicted a R1 knockout

welcome back b

>>149657826
tldr?

topuria was taylor maid for gamrot

heem everyone, even mexicans

Fiziev is kinda like Uzun Hassan when you think about it

>>149657840
not possible

armeng was tailor made for Gamrot I lament fearfully

>>149657842
i don’t know who this can is but he’d get tkod by gamrot in 2

>>149657835
Charles was the perfect matchup for Ilia

fiziev is what muhammad looked like

>>149657855
and he still got knocked out... I fear for pigslam

>>149657751
>Grappling
only if you mean to say he's worn himself out ragdolling his opponents

>>149657844
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wOH3bEoRLw&pp=ygUQTWF5d2VhdGhlciBvcnRpeg%3D%3D

guy who got dropped by volkanovki and whose plan A is to clinch vs guy who nuclear weems anyone who tries to clinch him. toporio slumps islam in the first

>>149657873
Excellent analysis and truthful post.

I defeet money marcio brazza u no I is da goat

omg im sweating like a how fighters sweat when theyre cutting weight and look like theyre dying cuz they ave to lose 100 pounds in 2 days

islam worships the moloch and it told him to avoid topuria at all costs

>>149657866
wow a 130lb manlet throwing around another 130lb manlet
very impressive

canon

Is it true that everybody predicted Oliveira as the winner against Islam ?

I just realized I've been confusing islam and khamzat this entire time

>>149657871
american

Let us do a thought experiment here: lose a fight in your natural weight calss or kill fazza?

Serious answers only please.

>>149657897
charles was liek a 7 to 1 underdog anyone who picked him were having fun

>>149657897
heem and guru did

>>149657897
the only pick I fucked up was the Talbot/Lima fight

charles get zleemed round 1, which brings up the question of just how bad is michael chandler

>>149657924
Guru said Ziam can fuck him up

>>149657924
just how bad is Garth

>>149657924
Chandler is 2-6 UFC and has mostly gotten dominated. His wins are old man Tony on a fluke heem and Hooker on a fluke heem

Guys, I think MMAGuru is going to kill himself soon

pisslamcels watching marc goddard lean in closely and yell as godlia spams elbows from crucifix 19 seconds into the fight

>>149657949
Ok wikipedia

kurt angle vs chris benoit in a steel cage
that was crazy

finna put a thousand down on du plissis

I put my net worth (anonymous internet posts) on Khamzat winning.

>>149657951
why? he's doing better than ever

I wanted to pick Dricus but heem told me that he has a "bacon bussy"

>>149657951
i've never watched a minute of his shit and won't start now. buy an ad

i feel like i need a cpap machine or im going to get perma heemed

i mean at +150 its literally free money

>>149658023
fat fuck

>>149658035
I can spot a fake poster when I see one, and you’re one.

>>149657951
When Khamzat/Islam choke out DDP/JDM ?
Yeah

>>149658043
Bodied that freak

>>149658043
guess you've got nothing to be scared of then

>>149658068
Failed quicktime event

so is this dude suspended or what?
you cant just assault people

>>149658081
hes trying so hard to be like conor but it just isnt working

>>149658070
I don’t but you do since I’ve never actually seen you show up.

Ilia Hamtaro is a survivor of a genocide commited by russia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_cleansing_of_Georgians_in_Abkhazia

>>149658095
his head didnt reach the axle of the wagon wheel so they let him live

>>149658081
strickCHAD can do as he pleases

>>149658095
try to give a Georgian a bath and they call it a genocide, what a bunch of goofs

>>149658106
except beat du plessis

>>149658113
zapped that geek

I'm starting summer classes tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

>>149658081
The cop bent the knee to double S

>>149658123
Good Luck!

Cazzies wouldn't get it but StrickGOD lost to DDP on purpose so DDP would maul that nigga Khamzat and after that Strick takes the belt back.

>>149652810
apparently this guy was basically like the top bodyguard/escort to Kadyrov's sons and this dude let something happen (drugs or prostitutes or something) that necessitated his execution in order for the princes to save face
brutal. he was only around 30. I'm fucking 33 now

>>149658136
whats that picture?

strickland lost to dricus so that i could bet on him vs chamaev and win big so that i can start my legendary betting roll and break free of the wage cage
such a nice man that strickland is

>>149658147
Must suck to be a chechen star

>>149658148
dont worry about it

>>149653736
Silva

>>149652253
>>149652253
>>149652253

>>149654495
she's like 13 you freak

Just heard Mexico heemed poomerica on soccer KEK

>>149657962
this was good. too bad he missed weight like a fatty and is being forced up to 185