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• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

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>>149652248
>>149652248

>>149655009
Ok
We'll leave the light on for you

>>149655009
>thread was made two hours before bump limit was reached
Youngchad got the genny pressed like ive never seen it kek

>>149654819 (OP)
>Gov. approves funds for new Browns stadium

Ohio tax payers on the hook for $600 MILLION for the Browns new stadium and now the Bengals are going to ask for the same, lol.

Jason kelce is a homosexual

Wake up you fucking faggots and get ready for football!

This thread is gay, threadbitch make a new thread!

>>149658962
So he's like you then?

That last thread was fucking cursed holy fucking shit.

BREAKING NEWS

>>149665775
Fucking rekt XD XD XD

>>149665793
Yea breaking news Chase Daniel was about as "accomplished" an NFL quarterback as Dan Orlovsky. I wipe my hairy asshole with their opinion

>>149665838
They still played at the highest level unlike the armchair quarterbacks online who have never touched a football.

>>149665870
Touch my balls, faggot.

>>149665838
ESPN and FS1 have millions of dollars, it's crazy they can't afford to have more elite athletes on their broadcast.
Bare minimum requirement should be an MVP, 1st team, or ring.

>>149665793
>Yeah 8: Won Superbowl
>Yeah 9: Won Superbowl
Congrats iggles, you beat weaponless Chiefs with a spotty OL. We all know what happened in 2022 when Chiefs had normal injury luck.

>>149665914
All those millions are going to Disney and Rubert Murdoch

>>149665870
Cool so anybody who gets a job doing something but sucks ass at it automatically has an opinion worth listening to? Lmfao miss me with that shit. I'll listen to real analysts guys like Kurt Warner and Ben Roethlisberger who were fucking ballers in their time not faggots who held a clipboard

>>149665914
Na they'd rather hire race baiting pieces of shit like Ryan Clark and Mina Kimes. Little mouthpieces who'll say whatever the kikes want them to for ratings

NERDS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnd_0KiF8Nw

>>149665973
Wow that's racist

>>149665945
>Ben Roethlisberger
The same lardass who said Mahomes at age 29 is no longer in his prime?

Mahomes trainer responded with, not everyone stops training at age 30 like you.

Has the NFL ever released footage where it turns out 1 minute is missing? I know they never released the 2015 PSI data that would prove Brady 'cheated', but have they ever say altered footage to prove a point?

>>149665870
you couldn't play QB with that homo attitude

>>149665990
old NFL films music always reminds me of my PS2 Madden games. I can't remember if it was 06 or 07 I first played but doing career/player mode this music would be playing during all the training drills. So good

>>149666006
Shut the fuck up you autistic faggot Mahomes is a raped bitch who would've been crying every game taking the hits Ben Roethlisberger took in the 2000s

>Kevin Wildes is seething about McVay live on FTF
I don't get it

>>149666006
Big Ben played with the guilt of all the rapes weighing on him, Mahomes would have crumbled in the same situation, probably would have turned himself in.

>>149666422
It's only rape if you're convicted and not white. Ben did nothing wrong.

Cant wait to turn on a Browns preseason game to watch the QB battle play out and it will still somehow be a 7th string QB ive never heard of

rams finna boutta

>>149666422
>Girl goes to a guy's room
>Gets raped
>Goes to the hospital the next day and not the police
That's the easiest way to tell she's a thot trying to extort money.
Imagine if a dude anally raped you all night and you wake up in the morning and don't go to the cops. I mean, unless you play for the Broncos, that's not normal.

>>149666517
>fat acceptance.mp4
Women who embrace being slampigs should be bullied offline. There's nothing good about being fat.

>>149666490
>he drops back
>he bobs
>he weaves
>he shucks
>he jives
>he rolls out left
>he runs right
>the defender falls down
>He's having a heart attack
>the quarterback see his opportunity
>he runs up the sideline
>TOUCHDOWN!
>WHAT A SPECTACULAR 2 YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN BY QUARTERBACK *checks notes* JOSH JOHNSON
>The score is now browns 6, pantshitters 44

>>149666517
Would and you're a Zesty mf if you wouldn't.

>tfw no roughing call

>>149666572
Some fat women have an attractive body shape.

>>149666761
Chiefs fixed their OL with Jaylon Moore and Josh Simmons.

They will have a 3-headed monster in Rashee, Worthy, and Brown which will prevent teams from doubling Kelce.

Their defense got significantly better with a healthy Charles Omenihu and Jaylen Watson.

havent look at schedules, what playoff team from last year will have the worst loss streak to start the season?

>>149666850
Nothing worse tho than a pancake titted flatso like the broad from Euphoria. It's like the Patriots drafting a tackle with short arms and narrow shoulders, what the fuck is the point? :"(

>>149666850
The dark secret about chubbies like her is that they have huge weight swings where one year they can gain or lose 20-30lbs. That video was recorded on one of her good years.

>>149666910

>>149666925

>The secret to success: "have fun"

>>149666877
They fixed their O line on paper. Nobody knows how they're gonna look when the real games start. The Bears added 3 interior linemen and drafted a tackle in round 2. That doesn't mean they're automatically going to be a top 10 O line. Chemistry and experience plays a huge part. One of the big reasons Steelers fans should be worried with their situation

>>149666979
The Bears GM is legit he played a role in building the Chiefs dynasty which Veach stole valor from. I trust in him.
>They fixed their O line on paper. Nobody knows how they're gonna look when the real games start.
We'll be playing in the championship rounds regardless, the OL will determine if we win it.

This man entirely contained in this picture has more SB rings than your teams current starting QB and basically you are stupid

Career highlights and awards
> Make a Wish Ring: 2024
> Benched in 2024-2025 in favor of Chuck Bednarik’s ghost
> 2× second-team All-AAC (2018, 2019)
kek

Baker Mayfield

Imagine being Brady who spent every offseason in try hard mode and would even isolate himself from his family to get in more training.

Meanwhile this Mahomes guy spends his offseason playing golf, eating food, and dicking around in training camp with his team mates yet still mogs your career. There has never been a more obvious main character.

https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1

>>149667172
>There has never been a more obvious main character.

>>149667412
Fuck off Nick we're not listening to you jerk off mutthomes for an hour

>>149667436
He used to jerk off Rodgers before Mahomes became a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srKWo-SKqiU

He just likes stats and Mahomes has the best stats.

Stoolers jannu BTFO again

>>149667493
based

>>149665838
Just because you weren't a great player at the highest level doesn't mean you can't know ball. Most of the top coaches either sucked or didn't even make it to the NFL.

As a Chiefs fan I want to thank the Eagles. If Mahomes 3peated it would have killed his motivation.
He now realizes he has a lot more work to do to catch up to Brady.

>>149667578
I don't see him not winning at least 3 more rings. They need to shore up that offensive line though.

>>149667493
lol
>>149667528
At least he's no longer making slop of the refs being chiefs

Training camps start next week

>>149667594
The 3peat would have been toxic. He would have reached superstardom the likes of which hasn't been seen in decades.

Every Chiefs player would have gained an ego the size of MT Everest and would have spent the entire offseason filming commercials.

The Superbowl humbled them and now Mahomes can have a productive 30s.

>>149667538
>be not good at something
>do something else
>be great at it

Exactly. Neither Orlovsky or Daniel went on to become great coaches did they? I'm not saying they don't know ball and Orlovsky can obviously do play breakdowns/Xs and Os stuff well but in terms of player analysis you'd be stupid to listen to their opinions over your own eye test

>>149667172
>Fuck off Nick we're not listening to you jerk off mutthomes for an hour
jfc he already has bitch tits... grim.

>>149667594
I see the back half of Mahomes’s career being far worse than the first half. I also think he only plays until he’s 37 or 38.

>>149667693
What credibility does our eye-test have over theirs though? They've personally been around high level football players for a long time.

>>149667699
Nah

>>149667724
Anyone who knows and watches ball them makes a series of correct projections based off of that clearly proves their eye test is good. I know most cazzies don't have time to study tape so they have to listen to the "experts" but for people who love doing it you'd be a dumb fuck to just take their word for it. Plenty of people get paid to do a job whether it's CFB analysis, NFL analysis or even being GM of a football team and can still suck at it. Look at Jack Easterby with the Texans those 2 years he was running the show. Look at Joe Schoen with the Giants. There's examples everywhere

>>149667699
>>149667736
>I see the back half of Mahomes’s career being far worse than the first half.
Mahomes' rate of going to Superbowls is increasing as he ages whereas with Brady it was the opposite. Just look at their last 3 seasons around this time
>Mahomes Superbowl
>Mahomes Superbowl
>Mahomes Superbowl
>Brady Divisional
>Brady AFC
>Brady Superbowl

>I also think he only plays until he’s 37 or 38.
Mahomes had less scrambling yards than Purdy this season. He's a pocket passing scrambling QB like Rodgers who won back to back MVPs at age 37 and 38. If he doesn't get an achilles like Rodgers he can play into his 40s. He won't have to play so long if he keeps winning at this rate though.

>>149667845
>Mahomes had less *rushing* yards than Purdy this season

>>149667621
>Still no AI slop of a ref girl using yellow panties as flags
>>149667827
>cazzies
What is a cazzie. Can you give an example of a cazzie poster in this thread?

>>149666910
>Euphoria
Watching the troon show checks out

>>149667471
He needs to go back to the bald look

>>149667724
>What credibility does our eye-test have over theirs though?
That it's yours? After all, credibility in the eyes of whom? If it's to yourself, then literally seeing it is way better than taking someone else's word for it. If it's to others, then your opinion is equal to anyone else's.

>>149667827
I love how you give yourself all of this credit when it comes to evaluating talent despite having no credentials and then turn around and give no credit to people who have been playing or have been paid to analyze football their entire lives, dismissing them as if you would somehow be better than them if you were in their position. This is based on absolutely nothing but your own delusion.

>>149666979
What pisses me off is that the Chiefs drafted a rookie LT during a fucking 3peat. A 3peat isn't time for on the job training. Do that shit during a rebuild year. I hate Veach.

>>149667724
>our
my eye test is vigorous and never failed and has at worst only been fractionally off target but still on target

>>149667938
>After all, credibility in the eyes of whom? If it's to yourself
You can analyze players who took your eye test after they've played to see if it was accurate or not, nerd

>>149667893
Cazzie = casual fan. Somebody who spends more time reading draft profiles, listening to media heads and looking up statistics than actually watching tape on players then proceeds to speak about said players like they know what they're talking about. Unless you watch them play in multiple games from start to finish you can never truly have an objective opinion about a player because numbers and other people's opinions don't paint a full picture

Luke Altmyer is a great example. Nobody in the draft community is rating him right now. He threw for 80 yards against Michigan last year yet played a great game and got the W. Go watch that game from start to finish and you'll see him ball the fuck out. If you didn't watch the game and just looked at the stat sheet you'd think he sucked. That's how big a difference eye test makes

>>149667983
>I'M NEVER WRONG1
First red flag that you've come across an 'eye-test' grifter

>>149667950
Imagine thinking "credentials" means anything. I wouldn't just assume somebody was a good Chef because they work as one in a restaurant. I'd taste the food myself and make an assessment. You know I'm right you're just a seething bitch defending faggots in the media

That bitch who makes predictions with her model on the NFL Network owes me sex.

Best eyetest QBs
1. Patrick Mahomes (in playoffs mode)
2. Healthy Joe Burrow (when healthy)
3. Mathew Stafford (when healthy)
4. Jayden Daniels
5. Justin Herbert (when there's no pressure)

>>149668069
>Healthy Joe Burrow (when healthy)
Thanks for clarifying; I wasn't sure what you meant by "Healthy Joe Burrow"

>>149668029
I'd rather trust the word of a cazzie than a PFF fag.
"Trust my eyetest bro."

>>149668101
He's so injury prone I put it in there twice to hammer down the point.

>>149668052
>credentials don't matter
Analysts are often former players, coaches, or scouts with decades of high level exposure, training, and insight. Your eye test might be useful in casual debates, sure. But dismissing someone who's been immersed in the sport for most of their life while acting like your personal opinion is gospel is delusional.

Let's be honest, Josh Allen has never past the eye test.
His 6'5, 240lbs frame makes him a great rush TD merchant.

>>149668169
Is that Josh Allen in drag?

>>149668169
Josh Allen passes the eye test easily. A lot of his bussy interceptions aren't even that bad.

>>149654831
>>149666517
>>149666850
>>149667528
>>149667621
>>149667950
handcrafted for BBC (Big Bronco Cock)

>>149668113
>PFF fag
I have never once paid for a subscription to PFF and haven't taken their grades seriously in years. I used to back in like 2017 or whenever they were the hot thing being pushed with their grades displayed at the start of every game. It didn't take me long to realize it was just stats by another name. Same with DVOA. Same with EPA. They roll out new metrics every few years claiming "THIS IS THE ONE THAT REALLY MATTERS!" until people start to notice how wrong they are

>>149668148
>acting like your personal opinion is gospel
I didn't claim it was gospel. I get shit wrong same as anyone. That said when I get shit wrong it's because I watched the players myself and got the evaluation wrong not because I listened to some fuckwit on ESPN tell me and I believed it. Trace McSorley in 2019 was a player I was a huge fan of and he never amounted to shit in the NFL. He didn't have enough arm talent and I dismissed his durability concerns he showed his final season at Penn State. I'm not perfect and my opinion isn't gospel whatsoever but I get shit right more than I get shit wrong

>>149668177
>Rarely has a passer rating above 100
>Never threw for 40 TDs
>Has 50 fumbles and leads the league in turnovers in the last 6 seasons
>Relies on rush TDs which is an anti-eyetest stat
You don't know ball, you cazzie. Even regular season Lamar passes the eye test more than Allen. Ask the kiwi, he knows ball and agrees with me. >>149668029 right kiwi?

>>149668238
I would beat you and the Kiwi up

>>149665793
*blocks his path*
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>149668250
ID KNOCK YOUR BITCH ASS THE FUCK OUT NIGGA

>Josh Allen passes the eye test easily. A lot of his bussy interceptions aren't even that bad.
Why has everyone forgotten 2023 when Josh Allen lost to the Jets with Zack Wilson throwing for negative yards.
Josh was such a problem that the coach asked him to pass less and the team started winning because of it. We can't imagine the Bengals or Chiefs asking their QB to throw less.

>>149668268
>Why has everyone forgotten 2023 when Josh Allen lost to the Jets with Zack Wilson throwing for negative yards.
Wow, one whole game?
>>149668268
>Josh was such a problem that the coach asked him to pass less and the team started winning because of it. We can't imagine the Bengals or Chiefs asking their QB to throw less.
>>149668268
This was actually because Ken Dorsey was a shit OC and the offense is actually balanced under Joe Brady and Josh Allen doesn't have to be superman nearly as much. Josh Allen is flawed but his positives massively outweigh any of his less desirable traits and the Bills would be looking a less than 5 wins without him.

>>149668238
I think both are great and both easily pass the eye test. Allen has played way better than Lamar in the playoffs not just last year but I still think back to 2021 those 2 games against the Patriots and Chiefs were insane it felt like he was unstoppable. I wouldn't say one is definitively better than the other either passing or running. Their style is different since Allen can bulldoze between the tackles too

SSAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS

>>149668169
>never past the eye test.
Go back to school

Josh Allen finally in the Justin Herbert stratosphere of "if he"

>>149668318
>the offense is actually balanced under Joe Brady and Josh Allen doesn't have to be superman nearly as much
In 2023 when they were asking him to be Superman the team was in danger of missing the playoffs. They were 6-6 before the BYE. It was only after they asked Allen to do less that they started winning. When the Chiefs asked Mahomes to be superman he carried them to championship games even back when their defense was shitty.

>>149668355
I thought you knew ball. You were just a cazzie like the rest of them. You can't pass the eye test by relying on rushing. Eye test is a passing only stat hence the reason >black rushing QBs never past the eye test. If Allen's skin color was black you guys would be shitting on him and his 92 career passer rating but you are racist.

>>149668401
English is not my only language unlike you.
>pass
>passed
>past
English is a shit language. Let's be honest. I don't know how you guys do this.

>>149668430
Josh Allen was drafted by a worse team than Lamar Jackson was this isn't even debatable. They had a nice defence but this was what Allen was working with his first 2 years in the league. I don't care about his career QBR being 92 which isn't even bad. He's an immensely talented QB not just because of his rushing ability

Eye test is about skill and technique, not athleticism. Athleticism will fade with age. Rushing QBs can't maintain that playing style and they take a lot of damage.

>>149668430
Compare Bills starting offence 2019 >>149668459 to Ravens offence 2019 in pic related. The WRs were shit tier but we had Andrews+Hurst at TE (even though that shows Nick Boyle for some reason) and 3 All Pros on the O line

>>149668401
>>149668442
you're both faggots.

now discuss how my beautiful Bo is going to buck break the living shit out of you.

>I don't care about his career QBR being 92 which isn't even bad.
Mahomes had two season with a 92 passer rating and that's considered bad. He's set the bar so high.

>>149668262
Bo Nix is an adult larping as a college rookie. I'm a decade older than him and he looks older than me. Should have demanded a birth certificate, you got FLEECED.

>>149668554
The photo of 18/19 year old Bo Nix at Auburn after playing Justin Herbert is crazy. Never seen an older looking teenager in my life kek

>>149654819 (OP)
why is it harder to make white people look realistic in video games

>>149668554
you sound like you look like a faggot. start taking testosterone, you ugly MtF tranny.

>>149668442
>English is not my only language

>>149665938
>We all know what happened in 2022 when Chiefs had normal injury luck.
Ya'll were one fumble return away from losing that game. Don't act like the game wasn't close.

>>149668616
When Mahomes has a stable OL and weapons he doesn't lose, simple as.

Congrats to the iggles for beating a weaponless Chiefs. Rashee, Worthy, and Brown played 0 games together. If that's not an asterisk ``win`` I don't know what is.

>>149668672
Tutu Atwell is better than the Chiefs entire WR room

>>149668725
>favre Kangz
How old are you babe?

>>149668739
Don't call me that.
29

>>149668748
Don't be like that babe
*pulls you close*

>>149668725
This game was a testament to how damaging turnovers are

>>149668748
Im sorry I forgot about your husband hehe
Is that Persona 4?

>>149668672
>When Mahomes has a stable OL and weapons he doesn't lose, simple as.
he had enough to absolutely destroy a rookie qb, and nearly got buck broken if his defense didn't save him.

>>149668672
real winners don't make excuses
Chiefs fans should act like they've been there before

>>149668762
Absolutely
A pick 6 in the redzone is basically a 14 point swing. It can totally demoralize a team.

>>149668765
No, that is Persona 5
This is Persona 4

>>149668791
>A pick 6 in the redzone is basically a 14 point swing. It can totally demoralize a team.

>>149668790
No excuses, the Eagles were the better team. But come see me in week 2. I will be expecting an apology.

Wait wrong webm and I forgot this wasn't in the redzone
Guess the goof's on me

>>149668838
you seem like the type to demand an apology on a win but too chickenshit to hang around and apologize on a loss

Chiefs are about to go 1-3 to start the season

>>149668872
i say 2-2 teebeeaych.

>>149668262
>>149668503
>>149668773
Bo Nix couldn't beat a weaponless Chiefs. Why do you think he stands a chance now.

Bo Nix isn't a normal rookie . He's 25 and played 5 seasons in college. He's close to being a finished product so you won't see a huge improvement like you do with other QBs. Not to mention you won't benefit from the rookie contract since you're paying Russel Wilson.

>>149668838
>>149668868
you also seem like the type to make a big deal about a regular season game on a win but flip to saying only the playoffs matter on a loss

>>149668725
picked off by a fucking hoosier

>>149668868
You gain nothing from staying around during a loss. Trash talking after a loss or making excuses is what poverty franchises do. Chiefs lick their wounds and comeback in the new season.

>>149668895
He finally got a haircut

Shieeeet they finna start 3-7

>>149668872
>1-3
>>149668898
>on a loss

There's one big problem with your post. This loss thing, my Chiefs don't do that. They have the best win rate in the modern era.

>>149668881
retarded nigger, did you read the post? most likely not because you're the retarded jeet/chicano hybrid.

>legendary multiple superbowl winning QB with some weapons and O-line
vs
>rookie chad with no weapons and no O-line at all

neck yourself, tranny

*throws tua defenda*

>>149668916
>>149668872
>>149668880
I only see 4 possible losses on their record. They beat most of those teams without weapons last season. They stand no chance now that they have weapons.
>Eagles
>Bills
>Commanders
>Lions

>>149668954
>he thinks they're beating the broncucks nad chorgers, TWICE!

you truly are a jeet, lel.

is he right

>>149668954
Grim season incoming

>>149668940
Chiefs had a win streak over the Broncos dating back to the Obama administration. They only broke this lose streak in a game Mahomes had the flu. There was news articles speculating Mahomes wouldn't play that week.

>>149668973
Mahomes has more Superbowl appearances than division losses. His win rate against the division is the best of all time since the merger.

>drops 3 tabs of acid
>makes a big balls trade up day 1 of the draft for Travis Hunter
>drops another 3 tabs of acid
>moves back 32 spots with the Wions on day 2 and gets both of their 2026 3rd round picks
>drops 3 tabs of acid
>gets one of the steals of the draft on day 3 with /myguy/ Bhayshul Tuten

James Gladstone is the new protagonist of the NFL

>>149669005
Yea back when the Broncos were fielding Trevor semen and other no names at qb

DA FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>149669005
>had to wait till the Broncos had the QB carousel to "le own" them

pathetic, lmao.

>>149669016
Wow, you allow one of your sons to participate in the playoffs and they get uppity. Cute.

>>149668905
>I am a pussy that can dish it out but can't take it
is how people read that

>>149668928
>my Chiefs don't do that.
except for when they do

POV: you tell her Rasm finna boutta win da owl

>IT'S NOT FAIR!!! NO OTHER TEAMS GET THE FLU!!!!! NO OTHER TEAMS GET INJURIES!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING GO AGAINST US CHIEFS SISTERS??!

>>149669005
this isn't reddit, little fella. you're not getting your shitty upvotes here, lmao.

>>149669088
Goodell and friends were cackling at this

>>149669051
>is how people read that
We don't want to be like the 2022 Eagles fans who spent the entire offseason crying about the refs or turf. They even spammed interracial cuck porn on /nfl/ for a week. Chiefs know how to handle a loss like a champion.

We allowed you guys to enjoy your win in the offseason, but now it's a new season and my Chiefs will make a comeback.

>>149669102

>>149669111
Checked and keked

>>149669062
>You have a 15 game win streak dating back to the Obama administration
>The one time "win" is in a game where the QB has a flu.
That's like your older brother beating your ass your entire life and the one time you beat him is when he has a leg injury. Deep down you know big bro would fuck you up if he was healthy.

>>149669122
This sounds like projection kek you get beat up a lot when you were younger?

>>149669143
I had 2 older brothers so yes. My record is 0-8 against them. Never won.

>>149669148

>>149669143
>>149669157
It's impossible for a younger brother to win a fight if there's a 1 year age gap. You had no siblings growing up. I did used to beat up my younger sister so that counts. I'm probably like 7-0 against her.

>>149669102
>spent the entire offseason crying about the refs or turf
as opposed to crying about injuries and allpro linemen

>>149668790
>real winners don't make excuses
Coming from the niggas who spent an entire season crying about wet grass.

>>149668035
It's usually just QBs that get my full eye test and you have to be retarded like you to get those wrong nowadays
Basic bitch ball knowing which you lack can spot frauds from 20 miles out at that position

>>149669196
taking an in-depth look and discourse over what caused a team to win/lose in a specific singular matchup doesn't seem like crying to me

>>149669191
If a boxer loses a match and blames himself for not training harder that's not an excuse. If he blames the judges for not giving him a decision that is an excuse.
Chiefs blaming their lack of roster depth is not an excuse, it is self reflection.

>I did used to beat up my younger sister so that counts. I'm probably like 7-0 against her.

ngl i'm starting to like this Chiefs autist lmfao

>>149669222
you weren't blaming the chiefs for not training hard enough

>>149669222
yea, thats a power fantasy.

WTF is up with her arm. She looks like a skeleton.

>>149669243
As long as you're only talking about your team after a loss it's not an excuse.
Blaming the turf and refs is what poverty franchises do.

>>149669293
Patrick looks different. Did he go to prison or something this offseason?

>>149669319
He gains weight during the offseason. I don't like it. I want him to eat, breath, and sleep football like Brady did even if it means losing your wife and children in a divorce or walking in on your wife fucking her personal trainer.

>>149669293
can your team win in spite of it?
if yes, and you say it is the reason a team loss, than it is an excuse
simple as

My Rammies :)

Suck lol

>[PFT] Patrick Mahomes: I’ve talked to Tom Brady a good amount this offseason
what'd they discuss

>>149669319
This is literally him from this weekend.
He looked like Larry Lawton

>>149669647
The cuck life, I'd guess.

>>149665542
>Getting rid of Reek for top dollar was a good strategy
The trade was bad due to Veach trying to replicate Tyreek by adding speedy manlets. An elite RAS score or trackspeed rarely translate to the game. Should be focusing on game IQ and the intangibles.

>>149669658
im having a hard time believing this is a HoF QB by just looking at him anons
its literally only the arm

is this the next big ben in terms of letting go?

>>149669647
>>149669670
Brady told him that team mates notice if you're not putting in full effort which is why you have to set an example. He's probably low-key hinting at Mahomes weight gain during offseason and trying to tell him to lose weight.

They secret hate each other. If Mahomes is anything like me he'd be willing to pay for Brady's salary just to get a chance to avenge that Superbowl loss. And Brady hates Mahomes since he's the only QB who has a chance of breaking his legacy. Listen to Brady's voice during the Eagles superbowl, dude was practically celebrating once the Chiefs were out of the game.

why the FUCK is brady reaching across the isle to give mahomes ANY advice
hes partial owner of the raiders, and never gave advice to QBs who sat behind him

>>149669784
if he helps coach the raiders that's tampering you can only have a certain amount of trainers

>>149669816
ah so he’ll give pointers to the QB of the team whos owned by “people” that literally have a generational blood feud with the raiders
genius

>>149669462
We fina gon' three pea-ACK!

fuck the iggles

>>149669894
>>149669784
you're talking about a guy who gave pointers to a handsome Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor on how to do a full mount on his wife

he's a quick learner too, he managed to put her into side control, he even got her into full mount.

god only knows how much PLAPing you have to do to knock up a 44 year old milf given their low fertility rate

>>149670184
She was going to leave him anyway. At least he got another ring out of it

Brady won. Mahomes could never

>>149670283
>all those children
wtf Tom

bakey

da bears finner win da norf im afraid

>>149670370
I believe in Ben Johnson and GODleb.

>>149670370
It would be the funniest outcome

>>149670184
brady is like ohtani
they both have sports autism

post your top 5 active QBs NOW, and yes I will be grading them

>>149670489
1 - my favorite teams QB
…
..
32 - your favorite teams QB

>>149670489
Jayden Daniels
Lameme Bussy
Jewsh Allen
Patrick Mutthomo
Juicy Bussy

>>149670514
B+ for honesty

>>149670607
A- for making me giggle

>>149670630
>A- for making me giggle
Thanks, but it was also my honest list

>>149668948
*throws it tua opposing fan*

>>149670283
holy based. protestants on sepukku watch.

The Atlanta Falcons are a darkhorse in the NFC.

They're dogshit

Coach Sub-Saharan

>>149670283
>another man is kissing his date in your photo
This has to be bait lol

Hey there, hold on, we are them boys.

>>149670777
Checked

Imagine being Kareem Hunt and the Chiefs win a owl the season after you left, then lose one the season you came back. And that after they had just won two in a row while you were rotting on the Cleveland Browns.

Why would I imagine being black?

>>149670489
>Post season rank:
1. Mahomes
>Has the highest win rate and best stats in NFL history. Sends Allen, Lamar, and Burrow home crying on a consistent basis. Only knock is Superbowls which he had 5 different left tackles in (probably an NFL record).
2. Burrow
>When he does make it to the playoffs he booty blast Allen and is the only QB to have a non-asterisk win over Mahomes. Notice how no Chiefs fan have ever talked about that playoff loss.
3. Allen
>Has great stats in the playoffs, he just comes up short against Mahomes and Burrow. Allen is not to blame for any of these losses.
4. Jayden
>He looked legit in the playoffs but we need to see more.
5. Lamar
>He's a choker and loses to inferior teams.

>Regular season rank:
1. Lamar
>Has 2 MVPs, seems to always be competing for the 1 seed, and scarily enough looks to be getting better. Dominates Burrow and Allen despite not having an elite WR like Chase or Diggs.
2. Mahomes
>Has 2 MVPs, seems to always be competing for the 1 seed, and has the highest win rate, but hasn't looked Mahomesian in the last 2 seasons despite going to 3 straight owls. He knows his season doesn't begin until overtime of conference championships so maybe he's bored.
3. Allen
>Has an MVP and consistently beats the Chiefs in the regular season. Stats are decent.
4. Jayden
>His rookie season is the best among these guys
5. Burrow
>Lamar, Mahomes, and Allen would never miss the playoffs in their prime regardless of the defense. He has no MVPs and misses the playoffs too much despite his stats though give Chase-Higgins to the other QBs and they'd feast.

>>149670876
Chiefs run game vanished once Thuney moved to left tackle. He became irrelevant but the fact he was that productive coming off the couch makes you wonder if Pachecho is just a guy.
>>149670994
Because for a day you wanted to imagine having an 8inch BBC?

>>149670489
1. Baker Mayfield
2. Bo Nix
3. Jared Goff
4. Joe Flacco
5. Shedeur Sanders

>>149670994
it's pretty based desu

>>149671052
>makes you wonder if Pachecho is just a guy.
of course he is lol

>>149654929
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO).
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149671059
He asked you for the top 5 QBs, now which QBs you want to date.

It do be like that

>>149671148
>not* which QBs you want to date.

>>149671148
Fixed.

I'm so thankful the league has a replacement for pua ready to go

>>149671029
>is the only QB to have a non-asterisk win over Mahomes

Until Herbert gets his this year. It's gonna happen

>>149671168
>keeping score about touching penises
gay

/nfl/ was actually usable for maybe 2 months this offseason as the m*ttposter fucked off. I wouldn’t defend my mom like this faggot worships his ugly m*tt.

why didn't brady return to the league once Gisele divorced him?
he had nothing left to lose at that point.

>>149671206
He left the league because he was bad

>>149671191
>0 pressure
>slams into triple coverage

>>149671198
What I don't understand is people who come here and don't talk about their team or players. Why would you ever want to talk about another man's team.

>>149671206
He sucked asshole in 2022 lmfao only reason he won the division is cos the NFC South is a dumpster

>>149671193
>5 seasons, 0 playoff wins
It's time to start having the Trevor Lawrence talk about Herbert. Maybe he's not the guy.
I would trade him to Vikings for Justin Jefferson and then tank for a rookie QB.

>>149671257
Didn't he win the division with a losing record lol

>>149671228
brings a tear to my eye

Is it true Dak put him into retirement?

Honestly all of you niggers only exist so >my team has someone to play every week

>>149671315
Tyreek Hill's speed is wasted on Tua's noodle arm. Imagine what Allen, Herbert, and Stafford could do with him.

>>149671271
He plonked out at 8-9 then took a hard Dak to the bussy in the wildcard round. Shameful display

For me the weirdest anon on /nfl/ is this guy. He's always in the thread yet you rarely hear anyone talk about Steelers. Makes you wonder if he's low-key the AI slopper or webm spammer. Or someone who only post to shit on other teams. It is a mystery.

>>149671328
>only exist so >my team has someone to play every week
only main characters can speak like that
unless you're an Eagles or Chiefs fan you're speaking recklessly

>>149671379
we don't even play those teams this year. the queefs and seagulls exist so I have someone to hate

Can't imagine being down 34 points in the biggest game of your life lol it probably mindbroke him. Pat is going to be the new Derek Carr and finish 3rd in the AFC West every year before finishing his career in disgrace taking a paycheck from the Saints in 2032 (Mickey Loomis somehow still GM)

>>149671416
He already experienced being bootyblast in an owl and won it 3 years later.

>>149671052
Hunt has always been elite and underrated, every AFCW fan was confused why he ended up as a backup. Before he cruelly and unthinkably beheaded a woman with his foot live on camera, he was indisputably top 3 in the league. Then he just chilled on the Browns bench for years. What you saw when he came back to the Chiefs was what was left of a player who didn’t get enough of a chance and who people for some reason always overlooked. Even as an older RB he’s clearly better than Pacheco.
Pacheco isn’t just a “guy,” he’d be a good starter for any RB-needy time. He fell off last year after breaking his leg because of the mental hurdle of getting over that. He does lack the vision and patience of top 10 RBs but he’s a very decent RB when in form.
If they can actually be the one-two punch people hoped for last season, combined with the WR room, it may surprise you to hear that the Chiefs may be dangerous.

>>149671270

>>149671448
The real question is would the Vikings even accept Justin Herbert for Justin Jefferson.

>>149671191

>>149671438
That wasn't the biggest game of his life and he wasn't down 34 points. He was utterly broken by the Eagles. Couldn't even get past the 50 yard line until what the 3rd quarter? The biggest humiliation ritual in modern sports

>>149670283
Burrow is the next Brady in terms of being the consensus hot white guy of the league
Allen is hotter but too much of a bumpkin for mass appeal

>>149671478
Don’t you get bored of this

>>149671447
>unthinkably beheaded a woman with his foot live on camera
He pushes her early in the video then gives her the most light kick I've ever seen in my life. You couldn't even break a piece of paper with that amount of force. That's not even a kick, it's a tap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eOacEsSFnI

>>149671496
>do we ever get bored of mocking Mahomes getting btfo in the super bowl (again)

Uh...no

>>149669319
Grown man era. He’s been waiting for an excuse to cut off the broccoli mop but didn’t want to jinx himself like Samson. His prime is about to begin

>>149671478
>That wasn't the biggest game of his life and he wasn't down 34 points. He was utterly broken by the Eagles.
From Mahomes' perspective he held every record by age 28, so whatever he did at age 29 was just extra icing on the cake.
He has until age 35 to keep Pace with Brady.
>>149671496
There's not much else to talk about. Wish others would talk about their team but instead they want to shitpost about the Chiefs.

>>149671029
A- for both, very solid rankings.

>>149671059
D+ see me after class

>>149671496
Only boring people get bored. I'm gonna smoke a ciggie and hang out with my dogs for a bit then watch some tape later. Gotta put in work to stay the most informed shitposter. There's no free rides

>>149671504
It’s pretty tragic that this unraveled what might have been a great RB career. At his peak Hunt was insane, untackleable. He probably hates white women so much

>>149671541
Smoking is bad for you

>>149671504
Yeah I failed to give any fucks after seeing this video. This is just trashy people being trashy. Some drunk whore got in a guy's face and these was brief shoving match where no one was hurt. Whooptie fucking doo

>>149671548
If a dude talks trash and runs up on an athlete were perfectly fine with the athlete beating them down, but when a women is involved we lose our mind. If anything that video is reason to keep him, in a heated moment he knew to hold back and taps her with his toe like you would with a small child.

>>149671568
She flops like a professional soccer player.
The flops is why I could never get into soccer.
I can't respect men who act like this.

>>149671206
He is back tho. Losing twice a year to Magoat.

>>149671541
Drink some beer early. Bring out your other persona.

>>149668983
Of course a gorilla nigga with a name like Keyshawn thinks this

>>149671608
It’s legit unwatchable, I tried watching some Inter Miami because Messi and couldn’t handle how every two minutes some Eurofag or spicoid would start crying and screaming and clutching at their knee because someone put a hand on their arm. Over and over all game. And sometimes they even keep up the charade to the point of having teammates come help them limp off the field while everyone waits. Fuck off

>>149668983
>>149671620
I hate Keyshawn with a passion. Every show he's been on flops. It's as if producers use him to tank the ratings so they can void contracts of their hosts.
>They put him with Max Kellerman.
Ratings tanked and Max was kicked out of ESPN
>They put him with Skip Bayless
Ratings tanked and Skip was kicked out of FS1
>They put him with Joy Taylor
Won't be long until that show is canceled.

How does it feel knowing that my kangz are going to booty blast your team in 2025/26?

>>149671702
Lions fan here. It makes me cum a little idk why

>>149671564
So is wristcutting that didn't stop him either

>>149671702
>>149671715
Between the Bears, Commanders, and Vikings fans the only one I don't recall making delusional statements about their QB is the Commanders. Vikings QB will be another Caleb.

>>149671702
McFarty the psychopath is your QB

>>149671739
He has ADHD which is a totally real thing leave him alone you bully

>>149671541
>cig
cigs are a death trap. once you smoke for long enough it fucks with your blood flow which makes you sleepy/drowsy all the time. Then you need to smoke more cigs to feel normal and it becomes a vicious cycle where every 50 minutes you to smoke just to function. So much productivity is lost from smoking. Not to mention how unhealthy it is. you are unironically better off smoking weed or snorting cocaine as a bad habit

>>149671766
He's way too charming in interviews. This man has no empathy or consience.

>>149671785
Weed is for midwits it's a productivity killer. I know cos I used to be a wake and bake faggot when I was 17/18. Still managed to pass all my classes and work during weekends but I wasted so much time and money on that garbage. Cocaine is overrated as fuck too only had it a few times but was thoroughly disappointed especially for the price. MDMA is way better

>>149671802
This seems like a colossal reach kek he's just putting on a persona because he's young. Lot of guys do it

>>149671844
You've fallen for his trap.

>>149671844
Cigs are wake & bake lite. You're not operating at full capacity with them. They give you a mental boost then a huge mental decline.

If you use any substance at all your a burnout. Im high on life itself I dont need shit. Feel the full weight of every emotion like a man.

>>149671875
Sure lol if I start feeling like a retarded mutt and not being productive I'll take that into consideration. Until that day I'm gonna burn darts whenever I want

>>149671887
based

>>149671734
>the only one I don't recall making delusional statements about their QB is the Commanders
NFCNfags have 0 perspective. Us Commiebros knew JD5 was going to be good and were just hoping to have a winning season at the start of the year. NFCNiggers think every year is their year to win it all.

>>149671734
>>149671960
>the only one I don't recall making delusional statements about their QB is the Commanders
No one made statements about the Commanders at all kek if they start being a consistently good team they will be the classic “fan of 5 years or some sheeeit”

how do I get rid of constant homosexual urges

>>149668052
>Imagine thinking "credentials" means anything.

Normally I'd back you up because you like the Lions but that anon is right; I'll take Dan Orlovsky's word over some literal who on a Tibetan finger painting forum.

>>149672068
He's a mouthpiece. He says shit for engagement not because he actually believes it. Feel free to follow his advice and bet against Pittsburgh the first 6 in a row with this schedule lol i'm sure you'll win a lot of money!!

>>149672060
Find God

>>149668554

>>149672001
>No one made statements about the Commanders at all kek
Was there ever anything to say?

>>149670283

>>149672162
Wtf is this real??

>>149672001
>NOOOOO you're not allowed to cheer on your team if they draft a franchise QB you must remain butt devasted like me!

>>149672060
Get railed by dudes constantly

Lions are winning the Super Bowl this season.

>>149672301
Goff won't be the same without the coordinator.

>>149672301
Maybe. I'm excited to see how the D line plays with Kacy Rodgers as the new coach. He did a great job with the Bucs for years. I didn't watch much of Tyliek Williams pre draft but I can't say he stood out when I was casually watching OSU games

>>149672338
Wions whole offensive staff got poached. They didn't just lose Ben Johnson they lost Antwan Randle El, Declan Doyle and Tanner Engstrand. Keeping Hank Fraley and Mark Brunell was good but I think there's gonna be a big adjustment period the first 8 or so games

>>149668791
>A pick 6 in the redzone is basically a 14 point swing
I never understood that logic. It's not guaranteed your team would have scored if you didn't turn the ball over with a pick.

Can't wait for the season to start, LionsBros.

>>149671191
>first game of his career

>>149671191
Why did Bo throw into triple coverage tho?

>>149672498
I would never trust Goff after his meltdown. He waited for the most important game of the year to give one of his worst performances.
Even if they went 17-0 I still wouldn't trust that playoff choker.

>>149672553
Probably because it was his first start. He didn't get to sit and watch an elite QB like Alex Smith play 15 games

>>149672271
based

>>149671712
Imagine going in to get heart surgery and you see your surgeon doing this shit.
>"Yeah I have anxiety and this helps me relax"
Yeah, I'm doing a 360 and walking TF out of there.
JJ McCarthy is a weak minded bust!

Elite pocket passer

His Majesty's Jacksonville Jaguars

>>149672790
In 2029 the Chargers are getting moved to London and rebranded to the London Redcoats

>>149672802
They will not be welcome here

>>149672827
Which US team is most popular in the UK? Barring cazzies who are into the Chiefs, I mean proper fans
I'd've thought the Patriots weren't liked over there for obvious reasons

>>149668238
>leads the league in tuddys

>>149668430
>It was only after they asked Allen to do less that they started winning.
No it was Ken Dorsey's hail mary play calling and he got fired after the broncos game.

>>149672563
If I was a Lionsfag, I would never be able to relax in a playoff game again.

>>149672563
There's a reason why McVay sent his ass to detoilet.

>>149672836
i havent met a lot of nfl fans, but bears/rodgers jerseys and pats/raiders caps are the most common bits of merch i see around london

Who is the next team to relocate and why is it the Arizona Cardinals?

For me, it's "The Conductor" Kobie Turner

>vidya game based on COLLEGE football
I suppose you niggas will be buying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzyXDsQue64&ab_channel=XboxEra

>>149676215
I don't play sport vidya. Though I have been considering giving Madden another try.

>>149676215
jeremiah smith hype will be insufferable this season

>>149676390
He has 2 more seasons before he's draft eligible.

>>149673539
sounds like you're surrounded by anti-football pussies

>>149676447
it doesn't matter, his name was almost all you heard if you watch anosu last year

>>149671029
I like everyone else liked what I saw from Jayden last year. He’s not in the top 5 playoff QBs (yet). Like you said, we need to see more. This time last year a lot of people would have had CJ in his spot.
I’d replace him with Hurts. Say what you want about the super team he plays on, he has shown to be an elite game manager in the playoffs and actually gets better as the stakes get higher. He also has an ability that no other QB in the league has, which is the success rate of the tush push. You need both an elite OL and a QB that has off the charts leg strength. No one else has shown the ability to do what he does, including other big QBs like Allen. It might be an irregular criteria compared to how we traditionally grade QBs, but the ultimate goal of the offense is to move the sticks and get over the goal line and there is no one else in the league that does it at that high of a success rate in short down situations. It’s a devastatingly elite weapon.

>>149676477
what else did you expect from a country that plays rugby and cricket?
>>149676447
most of the discussion around him was people saying "he'd go number 1 if he was draft eligible this year!", so his 2nd and 3rd years will be just as annoying to hear as the 1st. its not unwarranted praise but it wouldnt kill people to come up with something new

Believe it or not, I like watching Geno Smith play football

>>149676711
I don't know what possessed the Seahawks to replace Geno with Darnold. Grey Zabel better be the IOL prospect he was touted to be, cause Sam can't handle the pressure Geno was under last year.

>>149676752
Financials combined with age. They want flexibility in a couple years to move to a hopefully long term QB solution.

>>149676788
That whole division is about to turn over the QB position. Stafford is long in the tooth, Kyler's seat is getting hot, and Darnold's on a prove it deal. Soon Purdy will be the elder statesmen of the NFC West.

>>149676752
Geno is Bridgewater you know what ur getting and its 9-7 at best

>>149676711
I remember him running for his life in that Lions game having to fight tooth and nail every drive to stay in the game only for his defense to give a TD 2 minutes later

>>149676847
Geno plays nothing like Bridgewater

>>149676866
Same celing

>>149676856
i was making jacoby brissett jokes that entire game

by virtue of the fact hertz won the owl that makes him a top 5 QB in the league automatically. He lead them to the only thing that matters. Thinking differently is retarded. Winners win. All the other made up stats are just explanations/excuses.

>>149676886
This guy knows how to keep the main thing the main thing.

>>149676886
Now here's a guy that knows how to use his glutes, watch him bend over, squeeze, and there it is

>>149676886
t. Kevin Wildes

>>149676927
Yeah, he really put his foot in the ground and ran north to south on that one.

>>149676870
Geno is way fucking better idk how you even came to that conclusion

>>149665914
> Bare minimum requirement should be an MVP, 1st team, or ring
Besides that being a small group to pull from in the first place, you need that, the player to not be a braindead nigger, AND want to do it in the first place. If you hit one of those requirements you want, they’re probably a really successful player and already rich. Why bother working?

>>149676928
>What can I say? I’m a Quarterback wins guy.

>>149676872
My favorite moment last season was Mayo saying Brisset isn’t the fastest black guy in the league at the post game press conference. I laughed for days hearing it in my head as the Greg Jennings/Darren Sharper Madden guy.
>Ah shit, Jacoby Brisset, one of the slowest niggas in da league.

They put Kyle in the cuck cube that I'm guessing is the only thing NFLN has left in NYC
Those taxes must be crazy if they moved shop to LA lol

>>149676953
both black

>>149677052
I keep forgetting that I'm on 4chan. Nevermind.

>Kyle at the NFLN set

>>149677046
It's just nice to have NFL things in Los Angeles

>>149677093
Their set next to sofi is huge. Kyle is stuck in whatever shithole they have in Manhattan and he has the best takes on the show lol

>>149676752
I wonder how Grey Zabel will turn out. He was rated as a 4th rounder then his stock shot right up because of the Senior bowl

>>149676953
What evidence do you have to back up that statement? What has white geno-cide done that Bridgewater didnt?

>>149677166
his stock was low because fcs. if he played for iowa he would been 1-2nd rd projected

>>149677181
led a team to the playoffs

>>149677181
Dude, have you ever watched either of them play football? Geno is a way better player than Bridgewater who's the definition of a game manager. This is apparent to anyone with eyes.

>>149676608
>He also has an ability that no other QB in the league has, which is the success rate of the tush push.
Jalen Hurts' ability to squat 600lbs definitely helps during the tush push but it is too OL dependent to give him credit for it. So while it's true he's the only QB who can succeed with the tush push, it's also true he wouldn't be successful if you put him on another team with a weak OL.
>he has shown to be an elite game manager in the playoffs and actually gets better as the stakes get higher
In both Superbowls he was playing against a vastly inferior team yet lost one of them. If we played pickup game and could pick between both rosters we'd both take all of the Eagles before picking any Chiefs. He had the best OL, best DL, best RB, and a top 3 WR in AJ Brown. Meanwhile, the Chiefs WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and TE3 were injured or recovering from a bone snap or ligament tear.

>>149666517
She’s going to be a hog in 2 years. Pass.

>>149677507
It takes you 2 years to have sex with a woman? Are you retarded or something?

>>149677507
picked up

>>149667621
The only valid argument you guys have for the refbaby narrative was how banged up the Chiefs were in the Superbowl. That team had no business playing in that game.

>>149677640
This is Bills and Ravens cope. The truth is that the Super Bowl didn't expose just the Chiefs, it exposed the whole AFC as the inferior conference.

>>149677441
Team composition is built around your QB. The Eagles have the right line for Hurts. The argument you’re making can be made for almost all of the QBs in the league when it comes to passing.
>Put him behind a non-elite pass blocking line and his numbers will tank.
Hell, the two SB losses the Chiefs have are blamed on that exact issue. If you put Hurts behind the Lions line he would be the same weapon, which means he should get credit.
The Chiefs defense was an all around more clutch defense than the Eagle’s in 2022. Both of their corners were top 5 in the league that year. McDuffie didn’t surrender a TD that season. Chris Jones is one of the best playoff DTs in history. Kelce is one of the best playoff catchers in history, statistically only behind Rice. Their guards were great in 22. You make it sound like the Eagles played the Browns or something.

>>149677659
Lol

>>149671734
>Vikings QB will be another Caleb
Sorry sweaty, but the kangz are an infinitely better run organization . Gayleb could be good but the bears organization sabatoges every qb they get

>>149666572
Based. Fats aren’t people

>>149677676
In 2022 the roster gap wasn't as big. The 2022 owl was really a question of could 5 hall of fame caliber players beat a team of 53 great players. And we got our answer.

>>149677676
>The Chiefs defense was an all around more clutch defense than the Eagle’s in 2022. Both of their corners were top 5 in the league that year. McDuffie didn’t surrender a TD that season. Chris Jones is one of the best playoff DTs in history.
Chiefs defensive points per drive allowed was ranked 21st in 2022. Eye test and clutch can't be measured.

>>149677507
yeah but it's current year

>>149676886
give Allen, Mahomes, or Burrow that Eagles roster and GM and they'd be sitting on 9 rings. Hell, even playoff chokers like Lamar, Goff and Herbert would win a ring on that roster.

>>149666950
women are allowed to keep getting fatter with each year, yet men are expected to be in perfect shape and have a high paying job

>is great pre-snap
>throws with accuracy
>throws with anticipation
>great pocket awareness
>is mobile
>makes several off schedule plays every game
>has won several playoff games where his play was the key reason for the victory
Somehow this is just a system QB though.

>>149678201
because he crumbles when one of his four All-Pro teammates is out

>>149677970
Goff has had good playoff games before and wasn’t the reason they lost versus SF. You’re just a homosexual.

>>149678201
He's literally white

>>149677970
>Hell, even playoff chokers like Lamar, Goff and Herbert would win a ring on that roster.
Goff is the only QB on a team as stacked as the Eagles and we saw how that went

>>149678248
half his team was injured

>>149678248
That was before half his defense got injured but we'll have a chance to see it again this season without the injuries.

>>149678261
Did the backup edge rusher force Goff to turn the ball over 4 times?

>>149678201
>Purdy/Jimmy with the cast of avengers
Makes the Super Bowl
>Purdy/Jimmy without the cast of avengers
Misses the playoffs

>>149678287
Jared Goff will never win a Super Bowl. SB53 convinced me of this.

>>149678201
He's just a baby faced Jimmy G

>>149678287
quarterbacks have a higher likelihood of turning the ball over when their defense cant get a stop yes

>>149678287
Not that anon but if his defense didn't get devastated they could have covered for Goff's mistakes

>>149678348
He can if he has his all time RB with him. It's why Holmes got Jahmyr Gibbs so high

>>149678365
>>149678374
>if
KWAB

>>149678353
He's better than Jimmy G was.

>>149678201
You know ball

>Jared Goff in 2024 when he turns the ball over 5 times
1-0
>Jared Goff in 2024 when he has 5 touchdown passes and 0 turnovers
0-1

>>149678354
>>149678365
>the defense should be so stacked they can win with 5 turnovers
Or, just a hunch, Goff could not turn the ball over.

>>149678409
I think theres a middle ground between so stacked they can win with 5 turnovers and couldnt stop a college offense

>>149678491
There is. I'm just saying that the Lions 100% would've won if Goff didn't turn the ball over. I'm not doing the math, but that's like a 21 point swing
>couldnt stop a college offense
Imagine disrespecting my 'Skins in July 2025. Most teams couldn't stop our elite offense

Cant wait until Brick Piddy is exposed again

>>149677024
>>149677270
>>149677922
>>149678256
>>149678084
ever notice how the AI slopper never makes ones of Chiefs, that's how you know his team is in the AFC and has fallen victim to the Chiefs one too many times

>>149678531
I should’ve known from all the webms the anti Wions poster was you. I thought it was just some Wions hater piggybacking off the playoff loss. I never had a problem with the Redskins/Commanders, but holy shit you’re a loser. Legitimately kys.

>trying to identify anonymous users in a handegg sharing community

>>149678570
>>149678201
I'm rooting for Purdy. The Eagles have gotten too uppity and forgot what a healthy 49ers roster looks like.

>>149678633
Niners fans are living in the past. The team lost a lot of impact players, and it might take them a while this season to put it all together.

>>149678531
the lions 100% would have won if half the defense wasnt injured too. whats the point in saying goff's team is stacked if they're not on the field

I don't care who he is. I just know AI slopper is a Steelers fan. All the other slop have random file names, only the steelers one >>149678532 was given a name.

Friendly reminder

>AI Overview
meaningless. dont even know what the context is

Why does the AI slop anon hate the Chiefs so much?

His Steelers don't have a rivalry with the Chiefs.

Make this make sense.

>>149678201
>kimg manlet
>stump arms
>little hands
window of error is too small when you have all 3 with accuracy to not have to build around specifically

>>149678686
Sup, you fucking pussy ass manlet.
>only 1 inch taller than Kyler Murray
lol lmao

>>149678703
>>149678201
>>149678404
Remember when Purdy was almost guaranteed to win the MVP but then had a 4 INTs meltdown against Lamar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9mg_d4V1y8

>>149678655
>whats the point in saying goff's team is stacked if they're not on the field
The team that took the field would've won if their QB didn't have 4 turnovers. They should've started Bridgewater tbdesuwa

LOL Purdy threw 4 INTs yet the score was this close. That's how you know you have a super team.

>>149678706
I'm as tall as The Punisher Jon "Big B" Bernthal. You looking to get punished?
*unzips dick*

>>149678686
You got BTFO during that debate by ChatGPT.

>>149678769
>including this decade

You lost autist

>>149678701
Trust the science, chud!
I only trust my eye test

>>149678769
pfft, can ChatGPT walk around?
nta but I won!

The music in this series is kino
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=1287

>>149678812
checks out

>>149678645
Dont wake them up from their delusion anon they still think is 2022 any attempts otherwise will drive them to suicide

Which QBs are they using in the Netflix show this season?

>>149678834
All the QBs they feature lost so it's not going to feel the same as the first season.

>>149678845
This, doesnt really matter if a RB was the most important player last season.

>>149678215
why haven't any of these other stacked teams thrown an 7th round qb in the starting slot?

>>149678845
lame

REMINDER: when your QB loses a Superbowl their soul gets trapped inside the ring for eternity and the only way to get free is by winning a Super Bowl. Purdy's soul is on Mahomes finger
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374

>>149678869
Because they know better than to gamble after wasting a first round pick on Trey Lance

>>149678916
For me, it's the Giants 2011 ring. The silver and blue is crazy aesthetic plus the symmetry with 4 Lombardi's goes hard

>>149678703
I'd be a lot higher on Purdy if he just had larger hands. He's a good processor and his small stature helps him scramble around but his small hands worry me. He's had trouble throwing a wet ball at times

>>149678979
To think Brady could have had that ring.

>>149679046
If he wanted to win so bad he shouldn't have intentionally grounded the ball for a Safety and thrown up a duck to injured Gronk that got picked off by Chase Blackburn. Eli mogged him that game

>>149678992
>>149678703
I just can't take Purdy seriously due to Jimmy G. We saw that same coach and roster carry a shit QB to the owl where they got up by 10, then proceeded to choke.

If you're a Chiefs fan which soccer team should you root for? Preferably a team with a winning culture or a dynasty.

>>149678916
There has to be a way to break that spell because otherwise Squirts and Mahomes are sharing souls

It's sad seeing boomers and zoomers getting radicalized by algorithms, AI bots, scams, and fake news.

Only the millenials were on the internet during the golden era of the 90s - 2000s when the internet used to have real people and correct information.

Zoomers only know of the bad internet and boomers only recently started using the internet with their smart phones.

>>149679514

>>149679514
I remember 48kbps dial up internet. I remember the old internet. I remember Limewire. It wasn't nearly as great as you're making it seem

>>149679387
Mahomes trapped Jalen's soul, but Jalen's soul got freed once he won a Super Bowl. Mahomes has so many rings he can sacrifice them so that his own soul doesn't get trapped. If a day comes when Mahomes has more superbowl losses than wins then his soul would get trapped.

>>149679514
Really its only suprising to see Zoomers with little or no computational intelligence. Boomers were being scammed since forever with those African Prince phishing emails.
>>149679613
Only people who say that didnt use the internet back then. It was lightyears better You might have used it but you werent actually there.

>>149679612
That also applies to football. Fans are getting radicallized by algorithms and bots about their teams. Back in the 80s-90s there wasn't so many ref allegations.

>>149679514
It's kinda funny how basically only boomers use faceberg now and zoomers are using tiktok and they're kvetching over not having total control over one popular social network that zoomers use

>>149679667
it's not that it was better, you were younger and everything was fresher and more novel
in 20 years i'll be hearing the same thing from zoomer-boomers whining about how tiktok and instashit aren't the same

>>149679667
99% of boomers I know can't even get their printer working half the time. They're equally tech illiterate

>>149679703
Not only that but sport betting being rampant and common. Back in the day you needed a connect to do any backroom deals, now its out in the open and predatory

>>149679613
>>149679667
I think you guys are talking past each other. The internet objectively did have better available information and search engines 20 years ago. It also wasn’t structured around the apparatus of social media and mobile interfacing, which has dumbed it down immensely. At the same time, the kiwi is correct that the infrastructure, speeds, and reliability of access are better by a factor of thousands.

>>149679613
>>149679667
>Only people who say that didnt use the internet back then. It was lightyears better
This. At the time the big tech companies didn't know how to divide and conquer us like they do now. Nor did they know how to make us addicts. The internet was more open and pure.

>Boomers were being scammed since forever with those African Prince phishing emails.
There wasn't as much of them though. The few boomers who went online got fleeced and then fucked off whereas today they are now online getting radicalized by fake news and algorithms.

>>149679667
Shit taking ages to load sucked ass. High speed internet and being able to torrent+stream media anywhere from your phone is miles better than what we had in the mid 00s

>>149679626
I'd have to consult the metaphysical philosophers at AI to get full verification of this otherwise it's just speculation

>>149679387
>>149679866
Super Bowl rings are like black soul gems from the Elder Scrolls series. You can trap people's souls in them.

>>149679784
No it was better, everything was much slower but I would trade speed in an instant for niche online spaces gatekept with authenticity. Any random Angelfire and Geocities site has way more soul than any modern internet website and what made it better is that those sites were made by actual humans putting time and effort into it, back in the days when everyone could run their own messageboard and you would come across genuine human interest.

>>149679853
The internet's tech is obviously better, nobody is doubting that but there is more misinformation and grifters. People are all assholes due to algorithms radicalizing them. 4chan used to be the toilet of the internet, nowadays every website has become toxic like 4chan.

>>149679853
It only had to get faster cause normie brains cant wait. Internet was much better when you had to anticipate and take your time.

>>149680007
>>149679973
this is what bothers me the most about the modern internet, when 4chan is genuinely less of a toilet than everywhere else
i blame xhitter

>>149680007
If you didn't realize the internet was ogre when they started letting every SIR in India on this shit then I dunno lol
Still not sure if AI is worse or them or not

>>149680110
>when 4chan is genuinely less of a toilet than everywhere else
Blame Tumblr and 4chans own userbase for not gatekeeping and becoming jannies and mods themselves, leaving the positions of power open to those who are actively abusing it. Anytime I hear about someone complaining about moderation but not willing to become a mod i simply think to myself "you are the problem". The people who had genuine love for this site needed to be in charge of it. Unfortunately nobody actually cares that much, its funny but we are all Boomers here, we have drained the well dry and left the corpse out to rot thinking everyone else will have the same experience.

Every single problem this website has had stems from the fact that it didnt have the right people to insulate it from outside forces.

>>149680252
The best gatekeeping isn't done by moderation/janitors it's done by shitposters. We used to keep normies away with the shoveldog gif because they can't handle animal cruelty. We used to keep the troons away by spamming the YWNBAW pasta and pink haired basedjaks. The moderation going out of there way to actively target those shitposters and give out range bans is what let normies in

>>149680409
I'm coming for your bussy, Kiwi.

>>149680409
But thats what I mean, those posters didnt have the werewethol to assume responsibility or, in complete Boomer mentality "got theirs" and didnt care what happened after. Had those same shitposters been mods and the like the site would have never declined as hard as it has now, you could almost assume it might have been even more than it was before.

>>149680252
>>149680409
Been on 4chan since 2005. I used to gatekeep in the early 2010s. I just stopped caring. It's futile.

Youngblood, let em have a non-rammies edition this time. Whoever else is reading this, get to baking. I get it's early, but this genny is running on fumes anyway til training camp starts.

>>149680552
all of us were teens when this website started
how old was moot, 14?
its a wonder if most of those old posters are even still here
>>149680574
and this, the flood of tfw no gf shit in 2011-2013 was the final nail in the 2008 coffin, forget about 2016

>>149680574
Should have become a mod instead of thinking someone else above cared mpre than you do. Your apart of the problem.

>>149680611
>all of us were teens when this website started
Legit didnt stop the Tumblr landwhales from takong over the site. You have no excuses really

>>149679076
Purdy is better than Jimmy G. But not by a ton.

>>149680604
>Youngblood, let em have a non-rammies edition this time
Aye aye

It's easy to spot the zoomers who are lifelong internet users of 10 years.
They have no clue how better things were back in the early 2000s.
Probably the best thing was how people used to use multiple websites. Nowadays we only use 8 or so mega websites. Not even sure why search engines still exists since nobody leaves their comfort zone.

>>149680651
ty :)

>>149680611
>and this, the flood of tfw no gf shit in 2011-2013
Wow you remember that.

>>149667644
I'm looking forward to it! Chargers report first on Saturday.

I don't get why you all make fun of McCarthy for meditating before a game. Not even close to the oddest pre-game ritual we've seen.

>>149680638
Then why did they pay him franchise QB money?

>>149667644
>his franchise needs to wait til training camp to get in work
Man it must suck to suck, was nice going to Maui and seeing the boys put there get reps in while the rest of the league is sleeping

>>149680637
my excuse is i wasnt autistic enough to be a janny or mod
websites also came and went back then, why would i think this website would exist in 20 years

>>149680552
Nigger we enjoy 4chan but people have lives outside of this place. Why the fuck would anyone not mentally ill want to be a janitor working for years for free in hopes of eventually getting a paid position as a moderator? That sounds fucking gay

>>149680574
i just stick to /sp/ /tv/ and /vrpg/ these days. Only time I'll spam porn or troonjaks is when the mods keep banning/range banning me for no reason. The faggots used to constantly do it when I was living in Aussie. I hope whoever it was that was obsessed with me fucked off to reddit or got beaten so bad he can't use his arms anymore

>>149680781
You should have known after the Fox news segment after chanology.

>>149680785
>people have lives outside of this place
no u tho neet

>>149680652
Could probably find some cool shit if you go deep enough but why even bother with who's controlling most the exit nodes. Anything you'd find in the open would basically just be like coming here with extra steps so you have to know people who are already plugged in

>>149680866
>>149680866
>>149680866
New

>>149680785
>Nigger we enjoy 4chan but people have lives outside of this place. Why the fuck would anyone not mentally ill want to be a janitor working for years for free in hopes of eventually getting a paid position as a moderator? That sounds fucking gay
Well your content and thats all that matters, but you have your answer as to why things are the way they are. Looks like the edgy 4chan shitposters were actual normans after all. Who knew the Tumblr landwhales would own the internet without so much as a firing a shot due to the mass of people like you

>>149680611
>>149680612
>>149680409
When they added the catalog search it did more damage to 4chan's culture than even /pol/ and /r9k/. The catalog search allowed people to create generals. Generals are really just discord-like chatrooms. /nfl/ anons are cool for the most part, but on some generals you get a legit schizos, redditfags, and forumfags. Everyone knows each other and even start outing people based on their posting style (which goes against anonymous culture). Anons used to have to surf pages to find threads which forced anons to diversify.

>>149680926
new TikTok

>>149680963
Cant find it now but there was an MSPAINT image that showed how spee gradually died after the implementation of generals

>>149680252
>>149680409
>>149680926
>gatekeeping
It's futile. I look back on myself trying to gatekeep on /a/ and /jp/ back in 2010s and it was cringe. For starters you're not going to make a difference, secondly there's better stuff you can be doing with your life than caring about this shithole. I learned to embrace change and couldn't care less who I'm talking to. Not to mention nobody will be using websites like 4chan once AI becomes wide spread and everyone is a chatbot. Give up anon.