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>>149650185

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Norris hails 'amazing' home win at Silverstone
'I didn't get the result I deserved' - Piastri on penalty
Hamilton admits Ferrari was 'very hard to drive' at Silverstone
Hulkenberg's first F1 podium will "shut up everyone that doubted him" t. Sainz
Russell: Mercedes 'couldn't afford to play it safe in British GP tyre gamble

>>149656249 (OP)
Fuck Donald Trump

edd

Today Edd ate:

20 rashers
15 bangers
17 eggies
pound of the farty party
8 maters
half pound uv mushies
22 slices of toast
2 packets of crisps
3 burger
3 fishies
3 chippies
3 za
gallon of fizzy drink

>>149656394
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE (literally)

MAXsissies, what's our excuse?

>>149656095
Tsunoda's getting less shit because by now even the low IQ tards in charge of RB have realized that you could probably put 90% of the current grid's drivers into that car and nothing would change.
Yeah, you could push him out of the sport over this but then Hadjar would be next and the same would happen, then Lindblad. The best they can do is either try to fix their shit or just sit it out until they an bury the RB21 and hope they nail the 2026 regs.

piss4 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149656431
Grids full of zoomie faggots who wont even champagne spray a first time podium winner. Winning is an insult.

“GOAT” drivers always get exposed when they no longer have the fastest car. This is a car-baby sport through and through

>Hulk p3

>>149656344
Reread my post, I'm just talking about teammates Tsunoda has had
He beat Hadjar
He beat Lawson
He beat Ricciardo
He beat Devries

Its not a murderers row of drivers, but what it is, is consistency. Its fine to see what he can do in a big team

>>149656478
so true :)

>>149656431
“GOAT” drivers always get exposed when they no longer have the fastest car. This is a car-baby sport through and through

Basically stewards are damned if they do, damned if they don’t whenever a driver fucks up. If they give a penalty then a million people whine. If they don’t then everyone will whine about the time 6 months ago when they did give a penalty and whine again in the future for when they do give a penalty for something slightly similar

>>149656527
People claim Senna is the goat but when if you check the records, he crashed in his last race.

>>149656301
You crossed Kala Pani and you are worse than dalit. poo in loo

>>149656584
it was the 15th race that season. google senna 15 to learn more

>>149656527
max won last year tho

>>149656584
He retired (existential fatigue)

>>149656584
Makes you think huh

>>149656610
Because Norris is shit. Give that McLaren to Lecrec, Russel or Hamilton and Max wouldn’t have won

>>149656610
Max is one of 2 drivers ever to win multiple WDCs with a car that didn't win the constructors championship

eatin chi dawgs

>>149656655
More to do with the quality of teammates desu.

>>149656655
schumacher in 94
prost in 86

>Belgium next

>>149656697
Chili dogs, or Chicago dogs?

I hate Sebastian Vettel

>>149656761
chicago
gizzy glizzys straight out the garden

>>149656394
Do you think Ozempic will save Ed Straw?

>>149656715
Its happened more than that. I mean only a single other driver has also won 2 WDCs while not driving a WDC

It was Nelson Piquet in 1981 and 1983,

In 1981 Piquet drove for Brabham while Williams won the WCC

In 1983 Piquet drove for Brabham while Ferrari won the WCC

I still cannot believe that fucking safety car, how can you preemptively deploy it like that when nobody's even on wet tires, nobody even pitted for them under SC and the second it came out the rain started easing anyway! They caused Hadjar's shunt by bunching the field, what the FUCK was the point????? This is not a real sport

>>149656812
Nice nice. I have to make my own since nobody around here offers them anymore, but for some reason I can't find a poppy seed hotdog bun anywhere, so I make do.

10 seconds was harsh

>>149656855
i use regular bread and whatever peppers are about desu

>>149656875
>10 seconds for deliberately brake checking Verstappen and then causing him to spin because his tires cooled off because of it was harsh
Fixed that for you, and no.

you must be ready to stop at all times behind the safety car

>>149656761
>This was considered hot in the 80s
Grim. Glad I wasn't alive back then.

>>149656903
I use regular hotdog buns or these sandwich rolls that all the supermarkets here have but are made in France. They're pretty good, wiener length and don't fall apart as easily.
Each hotdog gets:
2 slices of fresh tomato on one side
1 slice of Claussen kosher dill pickle on the other side
Mustard
Sweet relish
Chopped red onion
Celery salt

>>149656917
Verstappen took about 2 seconds to react to Piastri slowing down all the while he was full throttle. Max being a shitter made the situation what it was, not Piastri's slowing down.

>>149656979
FUCK ME I FORGOT THE CELERY SALT
brb honor killing myself

that guy on ck was right tho it probably is the best way to have a sosage

>>149656975
>peak female attractiveness is grim
Yeah, sorry, no flat hair, no gallon of Kardashian/middle-eastern facial makeup and no giant sheboon ass to cater to you melanin receptors.

>>149656987
Not an argument.
Piastri is a also a complete retardo:
>Apparently I'm not allowed to stop behind the safety car anymore.
No shit, Sherlock! You never were!

>>149657000
Trips of zero celery salt! Commit RB21 promotion!

guys, i think piastri might not win the wdc anymore...

>3 week break
What are you going to be doing?

gay

>>149657051
it would have been so nice
in so mad at myself
let down gizzy desu

>>149657069
F1TV subscription so I'll be watching races from the peak era (mid 80s-mid 90s).
Also working on my car that much more on the weekend when it's cool in the mornings.

This HAS to be the most shameless radio reply ever.

>>149657162
PLEASE HELP

>>149657162
cant beat asking

>>149657162
SAAR PLEASE. DO NOT REDEEM PENALTY. BLOODY BICH. YOU ARE THE FUCKING. DO THE NEEDFUL AND GIVE PLACE

>>149657162
Almost as bad as sainz crying about his (deserved) penalty in Australia for causing that massive crash a year or two back

>>149657162
the faggiest message ever. he will never recover his reputation
>>149657222
jej

>>149657036
>not allowed to stop
Did he actually use the word stop lmao?

>>149656651
>LeClerc, Russell
chokers
>Hamilton, Max
yeah they would've won in it.

>>149657162
You see, my problem with piastri is he is from that very small sub-race of well-spoken, well-educated australians.

>>149657010
I agree, only black men should be having sex with pawgs

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 'HULKENBERG. HE SCORED'. BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD EDIT?

ngl i shit like 10 times this weekend im dying

>>149657356
when ps3 is mad you can hear the typical aussie accent. he is a goddamn phony as they say

>10 seconds was harsh
How would you have rigged the 2025 British GP ?

I remember when Norris clearly had better race pace than Piastri every race. Has Piastri really improved or is he a fraud? I'm not convinced.

>>149657493
DSQ both McLarens for being underweight, deploy der sniper to take out Hamilton's engine
Hulk, Max, Gas podium

>>149657520
Norris choked all the way to today. Piastri just has an insane car like Norris.
If Norris didn't choke, this championship would be over.

>>149657529
piss3 has also been choking to only be 8 points ahead of the goblin. they are without a doubt the 2 worst drivers on the grid inshallah

>/f1/ when they aboutta realize who is about to overtake lerclerc in WDC standings

So how about those rookie drivers? The future looks like broken carbon

>>149657520
He did. But after ramming into piss3s ass and getting a dnf, he lost his pace but started winning instead jek

>>149656418
Made me chuckle :)

I fucking told you. Aussies are frauds.

>>149657685
what fucking riddle of the sphinx post is this?

>>149656799
>I hate Sebastian Vettel
I hate post-2020 Vettel but I loved his Ferrari years both good and bad.

>>149657685
Stop FUCKING COSPLAYING AS ME CUNT. I am the one who predicted Daniel retardo would get bodied by Norris, I am the one who CORRECTLY predicted Pastry would get bodied by Norris at Silverstone and will for all intents and purposes have virtually the title by Singapore.

Don't try and fucking take credit cunt. I'll fucking fight you

Max going to Ferrari and winning, is the move everyone secretly wants, but are too afraid to admit.

fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate

Just heard the news that Hulk got a podium. That's beautiful. Good for him.

>>149657685
>>149657749
these two suck cock by choice

>>149657807
better than being forced to suck cock

never seen a bigger rigging than that race in my life. fuck england. fuck norris. fuck sky sports.

The British are the biggest cheats in the sport, we all know this
PS3 was robbed and the penalty never would have gone through if Max hadn't spun out like a rookie
Pom stewards handing the win to an undeserving pom driver

>>149657825
why leaf?
Captcha:4k0ky

>>149657825
>thinks its better to suck cock willingly
just leaf things

>>149656301
Why is it you're allowed to say that but when I say fuck niggers I get banned

>>149657911
I got banned for making jeet jokes. Makes you wonder what kind of people it is that do it for free

>>149657845
mad online. ps3 will literally die b4 he gets a wdc

>>149657749
why cant piastri have your belly fire?

>>149657863
>C drive
lol

>>149657807
boardwalk and quagmire???

>>149657590
hey, that's the guy who lost to the slowest car on the grid, a Sauber. Thanks for reminding us, fren.

i cant believe that hecking pee ass tree almost killed max!!

>>149657971
with aplomb

>>149658079
Piastri is currently attempting to (and mindbreaking) two of his rivals. With that one move, he has asserted his dominance over both. If anything, him getting the penalty plays into that- Norris might've won, but in the back of his head, the thought of "I've only won in Silverstone because Piastri got the penalty" will live rent free. He made one of them play himself and the other feel like a hack. We haven't had such a villainous presense on the grid since Schumi's first retirement.

>>149657356
>very small sub-race of well-spoken, well-educated australians
The Chinese?

>>149658153
>attempting to (and succeeding at) mindbreak two of his rivals
brainfart

>>149657807
>>149657685
>>149657749
>>149657825

>>149657945
Starting to think jannies are a myth and the IDF are doing it for wages

>>149658153
the fact lando couldnt even acknowledge he was gifted the win for one moment in post race interviews or commiserate with his team mates bad luck or even comment on it and spoke about the win like he deserved it and it was a win on merit is all proof you need, he couldnt even speak the truth he had to play pretend because he's so mentally fragile he had to invent his own reality to save his weak mind from the stress.

>>149657911
>>149657945
When the leak happened one of the jannies or mods /sp/ had an obviously Indian name.

>>149657416
You're still newbie levels of times shitted during the weekend compared to Zak Brown.

>>149657731
This.
Multi 21 Vettel was kino savage.
Latter Vettel was and still is a woke mouthpiece.

ded to mclel

I could cop the events of last night better if SkyF1 weren't such sniveling britbong chauvinists, you could audibly hear crofty's glee at the prospect of norris being handed the win on a petty technicality

>>149658179
And somehow he wasn't even the news of the day. Hulk finally getting a podium, in the worst car he's ever driven and almost entirely on merit rather than luck (Verstappen spin notwithstanding) massively overshadowed Norris's victory. That was a fluke and not a calculated PS3 move, but it too adds to the turmoil in his head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1XaMYknP9Q

I had such a good jerk after Hulk podium.

>>149656470
fraudstappen exposed and will never win a race or wdc ever again!

oscar piastri is a clinically diagnosed sociopath who tore the limbs off kittens as a child

>Where is the neighbor's cat, Oscar?

gimi

Why was Chuck so slow today? /f1/ said he is better than Lewis

>>149658431
He just wants to go party.

>LANDO NORRIS IS FIFTY PERCENT BELGIAN, FIFTY PERCENT BRITISH

>THE STEWARDS WHO TOSSED HIM THE WIN WERE FIFTY PERCENT BRITISH OR BELGIAN

>pozfags still trying to force the psycho peeasstri meme after he spent the whole race crying like a bitch on the radio
let it go pozbros, move on

>>149658588
>t. doesnt realize narcissists are the most fragile, mentally midget people in existence and ps3 exemplified that today
I dislike that kind of man. He has the Chaplin Disease; that particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. Like all people with timid personalities his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he loves himself; a very tense situation. It's people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world - a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

>>149658646
all me

>>149657069
Goon

Did you know you can lift up the scroll bar on a youtube vid and its give you 'precision scrolling'? Just learnt that me

>>149658646
Jokes on you, I hate crowds and myself

>>149658646
Then he's a narcissist, not a psychopath. A psychopath is someone like Verstappen.

>>149658646
For me it's
>Mwaaaaaaaaah the French champagne

>>149658646
HIGHLY anti-Semitic post, do better

le no podiums man

>>149658790
YUKWAB

>>149658790
The soonest he'll be able to equal Hulk's previous record of 238 race starts without a podium will be the 2031 season

For me, it's waiting until Hamilton is within 1 second of Hulkenbeg before enabling DRS for the race

>>149657731
I stopped watching from 2014 to 2020. How was Vettel at Ferrari?

Wait? It's summer break already?

>>149658883
>>149658883
yep. max already confirmed hes driving for mercedes next year

>>149656547
You are failing to understand that the stewards DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. Lack of consistency isn't killing the sport; lack of consistency IS the sport. Consider
>You are centimetres away from another car at 200mph
>You absolutely KNOW beyond all doubt that if you open your steering a little and bang wheels, you WILL NOT get a penalty because something to do with the order of axels at an arbitrary point in time a second and a half ago
>Open steering, cause bang-bang, dangerous situation, other driver Alonso Albert Parks it, race neutralised, safety car, medical car, red flag to check the barrier, marshals and recovery vehicles in the firing line, but YOU DON'T GET A PENALTY
OR
>You absolutely know beyond all doubt that a visit to the stewards is a lottery which might go either way
>Don't open steering, keep racing
>One of the cars gets ahead doesn't even matter which
>We went motor racing
I contend that second scenario is the more desirable

my tummy hurts, f1 feels for this?

>>149658921
Watkins Glen, 1973

>>149658728
just cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>149657225
oscar whinges very monotone, sainz is like a grown ass man and when he whinges on the radio it sounds like he dropped his fucking juicebox on the ground. he sounds like the gayest fucking cunt on earth when he complains, sainz. i hate it

>>149658978
I saw Lance sitting in his garage talking to the phone to the team boss spinning a fuckin' menorah

>>149659001
Why would he spin a menorah?

>>149659001
>to the phone
*on the phone

>>149659005
>Why would he spin a menorah?
Not a menorah, you spin a dreidel

>>149659008
its funnier with the mistake
>>149659005
autistic fidgeting

juju status?

>>149658838
he'll be lucky to make it to 2026, let alone 2031

>wake up
>Hulk counter is actually gone

Bottas is 99% confirmed for Cadillac.

2nd seat will go to Schumacher, Drugovich, Tsunoda or Zhou.

Crawford will be their 3rd driver for token American representation.

>>149658790
His soul is weighed down by gravity.

>>149659034
NO iDeA

Hello. Missed the race again. How did /f1/ react to Hulkamania?

>Alex Jacques said that Hulk's last podium was in GP2 in 2009

Cringe.

>>149659073
we were happy

>race for p3, silverstone

So bear bearman crashes out Lawson and he gets 64 wec points? I assume verstappen got the same amount when Antonelli crashed him out?

>>149658728
is this because the quote is about woody allen

>>149659073
People spammed HVLK for 2 minutes and then realized the goblin won the race, AMX spun, and piss3 kvetched on the radio harder than 'they race me so hard albon', so everyone stopped posting and moved on

>>149659093
Yes, that was the joke. But also because it describes a bunch of traits often assigned to other famous jews as well.

>>149659091
It was Ocon who had no room.

>>149659073
It was fun to see, but the "oh shit I don't dare hoist my trophy because it's literally made out of Legos that weren't glued together" and the McLel twinks ignoring him on the podium really kinda soured it.

>>149659073
I couldn't really see any posts because my eyes were filled with water.

I'm gonna call it: Hulkenberg's third place today is more points than Audi will score all of next season.

the lego trophy makes it more memorable

>>149659125
I mean F1 is F1, but if we compare the last time Audi really put their full effort behind racing, the most experienced f1 driver without a win might break the record.

>>149659132
The Sega trophy was the most based F1 trophy ever.

>>149659144
It's late and I'm not quite following you.

kawaii uguu~

>>149659125
I hope there was a Bionicle inside the chalice.

>>149659160
Peekers are cool. I have picrel on my car.

>>149659156
oh yeah its been a long day, I mean hopefully audi's le mans success translates to F1

>>149659125
Audi have never failed in motorsport and they aren't about to start now.

>>149659168
>>149659173
Yeah but are they going to immediately be a contender, or have a season or two of teething issues?
Oh well, at least the car should look better.
Good night, /f1/.

How nice of Sainz to head to the Sauber motorhome to celebrate with Nico.

do hulk and bort both have contracts for next year?

>>149659222
iirc they shouldve contract for at least 1 more year because audi wanted their 25 line up to be the same for 26, or at least thats what they were saying last year when they were trying to get sainz and checo

>>149659191
binotto

i can't believe he finally fucking did it. the longest and most likely to active counter in /f1/ op is over

No more years of hurt
No more need for dreaming

>>149659231
Hulk has one for 2026 + an option for 2027
if age won't fuck him he can probably get another one until 2029 but after that will likely retire

>>149658790
He was doing ok (not good, just ok) this race until he suddenly wasn't. Also seems like he just gave up after the bullshit penalty he got from Bearman veering into him lol.
Shame, really was excited for him at Red Bull.

>>149659239
>to remain* active

>Hulkenberg didn't pull a Sonny Hayes and retire immediately after getting his podium

>>149659132

>>149656655
nelson sr too, right?

>>149659240
>Hulk has one for 2026 + an option for 2027
yeah that was similar to the contract they were offering last year, to be honest I think hes safe as long as his performance doesnt go to shit in the next 2 years, the one at risk is the huezilian

>>149659239
I didn't think he was going to get another chance.

>>149659188
audi will not dominate in their first season but i think i expect them to get some podiums in their first season and if lucky, maybe a win

>Japanese Giovinazzi
Do you see him on the grid next year?

>>149659325
at this point hes a goner
linblad will take over hadjars spot when he moves to the main team next year

>>149659325
not really, I would like to see him with checo at cadillac but I think the burgers want checo and butass

>>149659325
Giowenazi is actually a decent driver unlike the angry manlet

>>149659325
>Comparing yuki to a le mans winner
not really fair to put down Gio like that. yuki isn't even in the same league as Gio

>>149659348
I want Kmag Mick

Pooki Poonoda. Shame he won't get a chance to get the first place.

>>149656547
the only reason everyone whines about penalties is inconsistency and a retarded rulebook

>>149659387
Dookie Doodoonoda
Remember when he wasn't getting the Red Bull seat because he was too good?

Faeces Faecesnoda

>>149656527
here is a fun fact:
excluding dnfs, the last time max finished outside of the points was belgium 2016, almost 9 years ago. he got 11th btw.

>>149659387
>>149659325
He'll have a sabbatical in 2026 but will be back in 2027 driving for Honda with his teammate Lance Stroll

>>149659387
all he needs is one more year

It was thanks to Stroll that Hulk got the podium btw

>>149659431
thanks to the Chinese experimenting in the laboratories

the red bull looked extra shit today
amx was drifting right from the start and the heavy rain hadnt even arrived

>>149659431
And Gasly. He held up everyone until most of the tire advantage they would've had was gone

>>149659431
yes the slow spacker was spat out into 3rd after stops and all he had to do was hand over position as soon as d/r/s switched on

Silverstone God Hamilton was in Hulk's DRS 20 laps before the end but finished 5 seconds behind

>>149659431
Hamilton was on Hulk's DRS at one point. No excuses.

>>149659468
bro needs to retire

>>149659468
Stroll is such a based retard, the sport will be worse off when he finally gets bored and does something else

>>149659468
Why did Newey do this?

>>149659431
This is one more thing the Jewish will hold against Germany's throats isn't it

>>149659482
He can't retire until his dad passes away.

>>149659454
the car was set up exclusively for a dry track. it was over the night before when the weather report came in. rb gambled and lost although if max hadn't spun he could've maybe managed a podium

>>149659281
How nice of him to hug Carrie Schreiner on his way to the track

>>149659431
Lewis going on softs and immediately losing the car caused the huge gap to hulk though. 100 million well spent me thinks.

>>149658882
he was good, he was team leader, which is something ferrari really needs because they cant work other way
but he was fighting against mercedes rocketship and anglo media
can you imagine being blamed for not winning championship when you are driving in a worse car than your rival? because this happened to him

>>149659496
Why did those retards bring Leclerc in after seeing that happen?

>>149656394
Absolutely — this list is full of British slang and playful terms. Here's the American English translation:

"Today Edd ate:"

20 rashers 20 strips of bacon

15 bangers 15 sausages

17 eggies 17 eggs

pound of the farty party 1 pound of baked beans (playfully called “farty party” due to the aftereffects)

8 maters 8 tomatoes

half pound uv mushies Half a pound of mushrooms

22 slices of toast 22 slices of toast (same in both dialects)

2 packets of crisps 2 bags of potato chips

3 burger 3 burgers

3 fishies 3 pieces of fried fish (likely from fish & chips)

3 chippies 3 servings of French fries

3 za 3 pizzas (or slices, but more likely whole pizzas in context)

gallon of fizzy drink 1 gallon of soda/pop

Edd might need a nap (or medical attention) after all that.

>>149659505
because Ferrari

so yeah, what are we doing the next 19 days?

>>149659505
Leclerc is useless in wet conditions to be fair

If Edd skips another week do we need to a wellness check?

>>149659516
Which makes it dumber that they put him on slicks at that time

>>149659527
It makes sense when you understand that the Ferrari pitwall enjoys making Leclerc suffer

>British cuisine

>after 15 years get first podium
>trophy is made of legos
Based or grim?

>>149659553
I don't think hvlk gives a single shit tbqhwy

>three weeks of no racism

>>149659553
Doesn't matter. Standing on the podium was the most important thing.

Also, laughing at autistic Redditors who don't understand that Piastri's joke about the Lego trophy wasn't really aimed at Hulkenberg but Norris.

Edd will probably put Hulk not even in the top 5 because of his qualifying
Nor - Ham - Gas - Pia - Alo - Hul

>>149659549
Imagine paying for vip tickets

>>149659575
Hulk will be first, edd is not crazy

wtf, where is this schizo? whole 37 days without his schizo videos
is he in psych ward?

>>149659575
He drove a Sauber from 19 to 3. Even forgetting the sentiment of Hulk getting a podium I think that's a guaranteed top 3. Pia no top 5. Even Max might be higher than Pia.

>>149659553
At least Lando didn't break it

>>149657069
Build a fitness habit maybe. I'm going to a new gym since mine had to close down, wish me luck lads

>>149659415
I can save her

>>149657162
Piastri should get a 3 race ban for this

>accepted a job in California

It's over. No more live F1 races for me.

>>149659647
the fuk'd you do that for jarppi?

>>149659647
Depends on where in California. A lot of those type of people drive to Vegas

Please add to next OP

>Yuki Tsunoda F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
102 (99 starts)

Hulkenberg

>>149659666
Good one Satan, now they're going to go back and dsq him

>>149659647
>accepted a job 10 minute train ride from my house
Its just beginning

>>149659647
>he doesn't work from home 4 days a week

>>149659415
picrel?

Bros
I just watched the race.. feel like crying for hulk

>>149656655
One of those wins was fraudulent and RB was good in the first half of 2024.

>>149659825
Cope

>>149659073
How about how do they react to the fact that this may probably be the peak of his career. Very bittersweet. Its leagues better than Lando walking it to a victory at least.

>miss one race this season
>Hulk podium
What the fuck?

>>149659849
Miss more races pls

>>149659690
That's the worst part. I'll be working from home apart from some infrequent meetings.

>>149659865
>moving halfway across the world for a remote job
what the fuck man

>>149659878
Some people hate their home countries or rather what has become of them.

Man I feel so empty to see this decade long meme finally die. He finally gets to be in that book

>>149659894
Kek where is this from?

>>149657162
I called him the new Ice Man a few times, highly regret that now. He brakechecked the entire fucking grid in 0 visibility conditions and then asked if Lando couldn't wait 10 seconds too, Absolutely pathetic

>>149659899
Secret Santa 2017, the Abu Dhabi background and full-yellow gives it away

>>149659899
Looks like Warsaw, Poland

>>149659865
Why not just stay at home and attend the meetings via zoom? That also sucks but beats moving to California of all places.

>>149659637
I laughed. a lot. But try someone less ...stabby

>>149659849
he waited for there to be exactly zero homos watching, that's why it took him so long

>>149659971
kek

>>149659969
she just had a rough childhood

why do women play with our hearts
and then stab us 17 times in the chest

now what

>>149659894
It has a nice ring to the end of F1

>>149660004
already discussed

>>149660004
get out and bash the bmv pilot to a pulp

>>149660004
Did he die

>>149660004
so who died, the Porsche or BMW driver?

>>149659971
Ralf was commentating however

Will the second hulkenburg child be born in 9 months now?

>>149660046
hulk has to let two others finish first

>>149660041
>commentators actually watching the race
those dweebs just look at live timing screens and fill the air with inane chatter

>>149660034
no one, this is a different accident

>>149660017
Mon dieu !

Honestly this board's hatred for Lando is way overblown, he honestly seems like an alright guy.

>Lando fucks up and blows his race, admit it was his fault and moves on
>Piastri fucks up and blows his race, complain about stewards and then asks for a team order when it was his fuck up and had nothing to do with the team, and then proceed to sulk on the podium by not properly congratulating the hulk

>>149660034
Apparently no one.

biz idea: add a train category to F1

>>149660061
:skull: :skull: :skull:

biz idea 2: add this type of sossig kerbs to stop drivers from leaving the track and gaining an advantage

>>149660061
that's some proper explosion
noice

>>149660066
It's 50/50 at best. I'd even say porschefag is fully at fault because he went full retard.

just an inchident on the race

>>149660066
>>149660061
german cars are designed to crash
chinese cars are not designed to crash
do you buy car to crash it or to drive? yes, pick chinese one

>>149660115
show us your BYD then

>>149660084
Just surround the track with bottomless pits, that'll stop them from leaving the track.

>>149660051
I couldn't find anything about that other incident, the last death I could find on the ring dates back from 2023

>>149660061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7oMDw2zKog

>>149660152
WE GAAN

>>149660124
I have a BYD

Bretty
Yuge
Dick

>>149660141
https://today.rtl.lu/news/world/a/2316879.html
>>149660115
But unlike porsche you will burn to death when you inevitably crash your chinese 600hp 2.5 ton ev because it has toy brakes.

day later and im still cross with ps3

>>149660061
already discussed

Imagine discussing something that had already been discussed. /f1/ would never

So, thoughts on the gaylo?

>>149660186
mosley did nothing wrong

>>149660153
OUTTA MY WAY BIMMER FUCKING SHITS

>I'm George Russell, I'm a ****
wtf did he mean by this

So now that Piastri also proved himself to be a little bitch where does it leave the future of F1? Seems like all zoomer drivers are pathetic.
Was Max the last hurrah of F1?

>>149660186
already discussed

>>149660198
That he is ass pirate

>>149660199
little bitch format, little bitch drivers. just gonna watch something else once max retires

why did they post a picture of george getting turned on

>>149660199
we still have ten years of Alonso and Hulk so it's ok
and Hamilton I guess whatever

mrs piastri

>>149659878
>>149659948
I also have to attend "networking events" (read: industry parties/orgies)

>Wake up
>It wasn't a dream
:)

>>149660239
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

Putting 33 euros on Alonso winning at Spa.

Albon can't suffer

>>149660264
just get a diecast

>>149660269
the one on the left is cure

>>149660255
Hire an actor to play you at those. It's Cali, it's full of unemployed "actors" who'd work any gig for pennies.

>>149660260
I know, Lando wins are so special

>>149660269
all South American races united in one photo

>>149660255
>Be Finn
>Move to "degenerate" California
>"Hmm yeah these networking events are definitely satanist sex parties"
>"this is a very important paper recycling company after all :DDD" he said to himself
>takes off pants as soon as he enters the conference building
>gets labeled a sex offender and deported by ICE to a San Salvadorian MS-13 prison
Bravo Binland

>>149660255
Listen to >>149660323. He's French, he has experience with being a sex offender.

>US Justice Department, FBI say Epstein had no 'client list’ and committed suicide
With Diddy being innocent and this, this is a big month for United Statesians and Strulovich

>>149660377
getting on the Epstein list with an @msn adress is a real baller move

>>149660377
It's only a big deal if they were sacrificing toddlers to Moloch, not if they were fucking 16 year olds.

>"My record is back?" Oh I was in F1, right. Anyway, I got another hypercar to buy, see ya."

>>149660399
In a more tolerant world, he'd be hand in hand with Lewis, as they drove home happily to their house. Homophobia sucks.

Fuck the haters.

>>149660450
They are both bottoms

>>149660467
I doubt it or else the whole glassing thing makes no sense.

>>149660467
what made you think about that

why gimi called gimi?

>>149660482
Hannu Wiinikainen used to drive and then work for Team Rosberg in junior formulas but now he owns all McDonald's joints in my city. I used to work in one of the restaurants and during a company retreat I asked him tons of questions about his career and at one point he blurted out that he once saw Nico Rosberg fucking Hamilton in the ass. The hush money he got allowed him to become an entrepreneur.

Sutil? We've all seen that gay walk after that one crash.

>>149660520
in Franconia it's pronounced that way

Val77eri Bottas

>>149660576
Vittu :D

>>149660399
that's one ugly car

>>149660589
What about the Bugatti?

>ynr that one Hockenheim race where Gasly was on full-wets in the dry

>>149660066
So which driver pays for the guardrail?

>>149660643
The local police quite often just ascribe fault fifty:fifty when it's not as clear cut as dumping coolant on which some other poor bastard slides and crashes.

>>149660399
he's turning into leonard rossiter

Lando Norris got his nose busted open

>>149660399
Why is there blood or lipstick smeared on the inside of the door?

>>149660712
kwab

>Oscar... You're a disgrace
>Get the strap-on out of the draw and bend over

>>149660719
>The carefully arranged interior of the CHIRON Pur Sport “Green Rhapsody” has been inspired by earth tones with red elements serving as contrast. Design sketches on both door panels depict the owner’s greatest passions in life.

>>149660734
that's her sister, right?

>>149660734
Why don't rich people have fat gfs?

>>149659090

>>149660743

>>149660399
>me in the back in the chair

>>149660747
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>>149660729

>>149660754
Based.

>>149660712
2025 wdc btw

Did Crawford ever get a penalty for his illegal pitstop in F2?

>>149660255
>networking events
They are probably really boring after work events.

>>149660743
Same reason they don't eat from trashcans, it's disgusting

have there been drivers forced to learn another language in order to fit in better in the team they were driving for?
(not talking about prior knowledge of Italian for example because of karting and lower formula championships)

Hello. Ukie exposure anon here, I came out of stasis because I felt some kind of disturbance in the spacetime yesterday. Did my boy actually do it or am I being tricked.

>>149661048
He did it, Hulk won a podium.

>>149661048
No you got tricked, he ended up 12th after he pitted

>>149660971
Nein

>>149661045
The other way around yes, Ecclestone and Mosely had to learn Italian to deal with Merzario*.

*According to known bullshitter Merzario

>>149660004
>>149660061
>>149660066
do you think they get tired of shitters wrecking their track

Alternative title: F1 officials already concocting ways to make the Brit rider win on British soil long before race-losing penalty

>>149661059
Can't believe I missed that.

>>149660747
based
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER

>>149660377
Donnie had it shut down because his name was there

>>149660734
>partner

>>149661132
Max had been complaining about his delta times under the VSC

>>149661134
I did too but watched a rerun of the race. Kinda nice watching it happen without the dread of some bullshit landing him in P4 again.

>>149661127
Considering you have to pay for repairs and closures I don't think they care much

>>149661166
He was getting closer to amx during vsc, I noticed that.
>>149661132
Penalty was justified

>>149661132
He tried to kill Max though
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e60mLm_U4Hs&t=1s

>>149661196
>Penalty was justified
so is your death now hurry up

>>149661132
when piastri got his penalty, verstappen ran in second

i don't think that the officials anticipated verstappens spin

So Hulk is going to be gifted that car, right?

>>149660269
wtf is this pic
>left one is lia block if she was albon's sister
>2nd is piastri's gf if she was albon's sister
>right one is sainz's gf if she was albon's sister

>>149661109
I did not know that.
Frank Williams spoke French fluently (there is a clip of him and Prost talking about Hakkinen going around) as well as Italian.
I read somewhere it was primarily because of sponsors and engine suppliers but it's probably BS.
speaking of, I guess Mansell tried (and failed) to learn Italian during his time at Ferrari.

>>149661217
yeah, sure

>>149661236
that scale is not flattering at all.

>>149660242
overwhelm sexual

>>149661236
eww so many custom parts, looks like a chinese copy of Lego

>>149661195
what if you die, who pays?

>>149656852
Nowins was 16+ seconds behind and losing ground fast. That's the reason for the SC.

favorite Sauber?

for me its

Lando Norris will be the most fraudulent world champion since Damon Hill

>>149661208
>so is your death
Brake checking under wet weather conditions should absolutely be a penalty.>>

When did /f1/ turn on George?

>>149658153
He didn't do it on purpose
The stewards fucked up the safety light timing which made him spazz out and brake heavy to avoid being too close
Its completely different to Russell who did it on purpose and then tried to get Max a penalty and tried to snake his way out of it being on purpose
Difference is Russell is British so of course he doesn't get a penalty

>>149661228
>>149660269
They all look like verstappen's mom tbqh

>>149658283
Pre-2020 Vettel was one of the faggiest whiniest homos ever in F1
Post 2020 Vettel is the faggiest homo in F1
Ralk is less gay than Vettel and Ralf literally sucks cocks

>>149661299
Rivendell is the better LotR set.

>>149661303
tell max to stop crawling up people's ass behind the safety car

>>149661216
Officials knew Norris would eventually get past Verstappen

>>149661283
C17 :)

lmao

>>149661283

>>149661330
The rum is clouding your judgement, he was not doing anything unusual behind the safety car, No Rizz also almost crashed into ps3

>>149661236
Will go nicely alongside his trophy

>>149661283
2008 is still the most beautiful car ever

>>149661330
If you don't bunch up to your competition you let them run away on the restart, thougheverbeit

>tfw I'm going to Spa in 3 weeks
What can I expect? My first grand prix

>>149661391
>What can I expect?
rain

It's crazy how much better a car looks after you know it's had a little success
Is this how women feel about men?

>>149661391
stand at the bottom of the hill, don't worry about the little rivers running by your feet and enjoy the vrooms

>>149661274
Your next of kin or whoever inherits your shit? But they probably eat up the costs because actual deaths are rare and bring too much bad publicity as it is

>>149661396
Say it isn't so, Sweden has had nothing but rain since June.

>>149661391
Be sure to get some fries with mayo and a frikandel when you are there.

>>149661414
>fries with mayo
gross

>>149661400
The color of the inters fitting it helps.

>>149660747
Kevin Nash... you've been avenged...

>>149661417
every rashun i met says russki mayo is very yummy and goes with everything even shashlik marinade

>Gasly winning in an Alpha Tauri
>Ocon winning in an Alpine
>Hulkenberg podium in a fucking Kick Sauber

For me Hulk podium is still the most insane out of these. Also the least amount of luck involved. Just Verstappen got knocked off, not half of the field.

>>149661391

>>149661414
Fuck man I miss dutch fast food

>>149661391
Remember that after cars leave for the formation lap, there will be NO REFUND

>>149661417
Trust me it's delicious, as long as it is proper slightly sour mayonaise. Sweet mayonaise like the dutch is a crime against the taste buds. Most fry sauces at the fryer are derived from mayonaise here.
My personal favourite fry sauce is tartare sauce.
>>149661391
Also I don't remember if you have the option to add stoofvlees, but definetely do if you can.

This is a highly hidden secret why Max is so fast but keep it secret

>>149661417
not the belgian ones to be fair

Yuki looks like he's about to kill himself in every interview these days. Is the mind breaking power of the 2nd Red Bull seat really this strong?

>>149661526
the fuck are those?

>>149656301
Rent free

>>149661540
Good try Lando

>>149661540
hagelslag

>>149661546

i am the guy who controls f1. i made them use hybrids, i made lewis a seven time champion, i broke sennas steering column, i beheaded rindt, it was all me. no i will not elaborate.

>>149657162
critical exposure

>>149660741
what a shitbox

>>149661391
sorry the grand prix is cancelled due to rain

>>149661546
Fuck you Glock, once again you have to rig it for a bong right?

AUF DEM PODIUM STEHT EIN KLEINES NICOLEIN
UND DAS HEIẞT
HÜLKENBERG

EINS VON HUNDERTAUSEND INGENIEURELEIN
WIRD UMSCHWÄRMT
HÜLKENBERG

Apologies if this has been done already.

>>149661367
>No Rizz also almost crashed into ps3
stopped just fine

it's all george's fault

>>149661626
VROOM VROOM VROOM
HUUUUULKENBERG

>>149661671
chadders on testosterone

>>149661671
>Fucking autist
>*proceeds to hatefuck him

Lance Stroll is reasonably handsome, especially when he had longer hair. No homo.

>>149661741
Ups I posted wrong hag

>>149661759
nah, wouldn't fuck that caveman if you paid me, yes homo

>>149661785
His dad is a billionaire, everyone has a price

>>149661741
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149661764
You just know this beautiful nasty bitch will eat your ass and jerk you off at the same time. Heaven.

>>149661688
>VROOM VROOM VROOM
Great addition.
Good job, you'll get a gold star

gimi

>>149661937
Looks nothing like gimi

>>149662020
NARG

>Here's those talented rookies I was telling you about

>>149662118
Bearman reigns supreme

>>149662118
they all just need more time...

Now there's no way to deny that Hulkenberg > Lewis, Lando and Piastri.

>>149660712
Holy fuck I hate paparazzi.
>block the way when he's just trying to have a moment with the home fans
>some cause the problem by climbing up like monkeys and being too retarded to not just hold the metal bar
>the ultracunts who keep taking pictures after he's just been smashed in the nose
I would never want to be a celebrity just because of these vultures. I would get cancelled within a week for decking one of them.

>>149661837

>>149662118
This is the last era of drivers that can actually drive in wet conditions.

>>149662183
>I would get cancelled within a week for decking one of them.
Has anyone been cancelled for that? If anything the public loves it when these animals get punched

what do you guys think? Will Lalapinto be on the grid next season?

>>149662281
more likely than me

>>149662296
Ric is that you?

>>149662304
no i'm gary

>>149662118
Not their fault, they never learnt how to drive in the wet because the FIA keeps red flagging for every light drizzle

Felt bad for Carlos.
He was in 9th in the last stint and catching Leclerc when Leclerc murdered himself and took Carlos with him for reasons Leclerc can only understand,

>>149662281
Nigga he might not be there after the summer break

>>149661741
Ugly hag

>Let's be brave but not suicidal
>Commits suicide 1 lap later
What did Mercedes mean by this

>>149662435
hitler's bunker mentality

>>149662435
hitler's bunker mentality

>>149662340
>in wet talent is everything
>but somehow Stroll with experience is better than "talented" zoomers
"talent" in f1 is overrated

>Still no rankings
Edd is slipping

>>149662582
he's still eating

>>149662552
or he is just more talented than you're giving him credit for. maybe he is the rain man of driving in the rain, you could call him rain man

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149662619
He's still behind Lecuck and getting beaten by a Sauber now.

>>149662660
twice

>>149662435
I have noted that George is prone to very hopeful thinking.

>>149662385
most of the time, i forget he's still in F1

Why are Brits like this?
>'Thousands of pounds of damage' done to British GP classic cars
>A host of classic F1 cars bolstered this year’s British GP fan experience, which included a tribute to late F1 team boss Eddie Jordan and other displays dotted around the circuit.
>However, two fan incidents soured the event: the theft of a steering wheel and an incident that caused damage to another F1 car, believed to be a 2019 Racing Point.
>A Northamptonshire Police spokesperson stated to The Race: "On Friday, July 4, Northamptonshire Police received a report that a classic Formula 1 car on display at Silverstone Circuit during the British Grand Prix event had sustained several thousands of pounds worth of damage, which was alleged to have been caused by someone accessing the display stand and climbing into the vehicle.
>The three men are believed to be livestreamers with purported footage of the incident showing one climbing into a Racing Point F1 car exhibit before being told to move on by security. At the end of the livestream, the individual is approached by police.
>On the same day at around 2.30pm, a different ticketholder climbed into a Brabham BT59 at the Silverstone historic display and Eddie Jordan tribute. According to CCTV footage obtained by The Race, it appears that the man attempted to steal the steering wheel from the car.
>Northamptonshire Police said it wishes to speak to the man pictured following the theft, encouraging him to call non-emergency number 101.

Should I buy Automobilista 2 for cheap?

>>149662660
>getting beaten by a Sauber now
He isn't alone in that regard

>>149662619
>Silverstone
Hamilon's best circuit
>Wet/dry slippy conditions
Hamilton's best conditions
>Mclaren's out of reach obviously but only shitters in shitboxes ahead of him once Verstappen got spooked off of the road again
Surely he is guaranteed 3rd by default right?
>Blows it and loses to a Sauber
2007-2010 Hamilton gets that podium
2011 Hamilton crashes
2012-2021 Hamilton gets that podium
Modern Hamilton doesn't have it anymore.

>>149662797
Who is that guy standing a mile behind Max?

>>149662781
It says theft of a steering wheel but then says a person attempted to steal it. Was it stolen or not?

>>149662835
forgot this part
>He then climbed into the neighbouring 1990 Leyton House CG901 and stole the steering wheel before walking away.

>>149662797
>including poonoda in points scored

>>149662885
lmao, kelly got knocked up by that
how?

>>149662781
its just some old cars who cares

gimi

>>149662923
>t. Lightning McQueen

>>149662860
>>149662923
>Already escaped to the US
grim

where is he?

i wuld not destroy old f1 cars

>>149662984
I would instead repaint them in modern liveries

Edd's dead baby, Edd's dead

>>149662385
his season is not 30 something points behind albon, maybe 10 at most
but people here voted him in the poll after the terrorist known as tusnoda tried to kill him twice, so youll never know the truth

>>149662993
choked on a Greggs sausage roll I hear

last week he didnt do the rankings
the other guy at least used the r word to describe alonsos race

>>149663000
checked
grimi

>>149662992
>repainting over Marlboro and Camel with Vuse
grim

>>149662984
I would if they were any car after 2014

>>149663014
You're right, they should also add halos

>>149663025
>after 2014
>old

>>149662781
How fucking fat do you have to be to make "thousand of pounds of damage" to a 2019 car by simply climbing in it

>>149662994
>Sainz tries to go on the outside of The Clerk
>The Clerk has a snap and wipes out Sainz's front
I don't know, It seemed to me that Sainz chose a risky path vs The Clerk there.

>>149663065
2014 was 25 years ago now

>>149663025
white bull dood wat nao

>>149663083
edd

>>149663065
that's exactly why. the article mentions damage to some Racing Point car but I don't think it's old enough
>>149663092
cheer :)

>>149663273
>>149663273
>>149663273