Thread 149659014 - /sp/ [Archived: 494 hours ago]

Anonymous Australia
7/7/2025, 8:03:07 AM No.149659014
gyokeres
gyokeres
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Is he actually good enough to justify all the noise being made about him or is this just going to be Darwin 2.0?
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Anonymous Slovenia
7/7/2025, 8:06:14 AM No.149659027
>can't score headers, literally 0 past season
>already flopped in Ingerland
>half of his goals are penalties and others are tap-ins
>literally the worst fit for Arteta's style possible
>locker room cancer
Can't wait to see Arseanal fans go from twerking to hating this nigga's guty
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Anonymous Poland
7/7/2025, 8:09:14 AM No.149659038
>>149659014 (OP)
>Darwin 2.0
No way he's THAT stupid, right?
Anonymous Bulgaria
7/7/2025, 8:17:15 AM No.149659079
>>149659027
lel salt mine
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Anonymous Finland
7/7/2025, 8:28:57 AM No.149659140
>mfw he actually scored 19 penalties last season
Desu that's a good record considering that he didn't miss once.
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Anonymous Slovenia
7/7/2025, 9:31:54 AM No.149659368
>>149659079
Over what? Geg
Anonymous Sweden
7/7/2025, 5:05:47 PM No.149663121
>>149659027
>flopped in Ingerland
lmao he did very well in Coventry
>tap-ins
brainlet take; tap-ins are goals too and if they were so easy to score everyone would do it
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Anonymous Sweden
7/7/2025, 5:13:20 PM No.149663215
>>149659140
Haha

>Get awarded 19 penalties
Omg der bomber, we gotta sign this guy, goalscoring machine.
Anonymous Brazil
7/8/2025, 1:12:19 AM No.149669382
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Anonymous Brazil
7/8/2025, 1:13:21 AM No.149669391
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Anonymous Brazil
7/8/2025, 1:14:23 AM No.149669398
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Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

https://youtu.be/nCg3ufihKyU?si=0S_rr8qZ0-xO4OK0
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Anonymous Mexico
7/8/2025, 1:15:42 AM No.149669409
>>149659014 (OP)
don't you fucking homosexuals have your own general?

/arsefags/
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 1:23:10 AM No.149669464
>>149659027
Sesko pls
Anonymous Germany
7/8/2025, 1:32:43 AM No.149669552
>>149659014 (OP)
His goal ratio against clubs that are roughly PL level isn't very impressive. I think a more "active" striker like Sesko might suit Arsenal more. That doesn't mean Gyökeres will flop, but I think it would be foolish to expect him to be a top PL striker capable of scoring 30 goals in the league and turning Arsenal into title contenders for real. I don't think he has shown enough for that as of now
A few years ago, Gyökeres was an average player for various pretty small clubs. He's undergone an impressive development since, but personally, I'm always a bit worried about players like that. Maybe their streak ends again. But even if it doesn't, Gyökeres might be a bit too overhyped for his performance in the Portuguese league. It's likely that this won't do him and Arsenal any favors
I could easily be completely wrong here, though. But I see a lot of people pretend he's the best striker in the world and a perfect fit for Arsenal, and I just don't see that
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Anonymous Australia
7/8/2025, 3:19:08 PM No.149675064
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>>149663121
>he did very well in Coventry
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 3:25:23 PM No.149675116
>>149669382
musi ;-;
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 6:39:26 PM No.149677397
>>149659014 (OP)
probably another nunez or even a van wolfswinkel. i've seen him play for swansea and coventry, his numbers were good for the latter but he looked like a right donkey. too slow. sesko looks the better player overall. although considering this is arsenal i'm all for them signing him

>>149659027
true
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 6:40:57 PM No.149677421
>>149659014 (OP)
is this the only picture they have of him? every single article he's doing this stupid expression
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 7:06:53 PM No.149677771
Here's the biggest thing that everyone is forgetting
He's a fucking unit and runs at defenders like Haaland, forcing teams to stop double teaming Saka. When you have a 90kg pitbull running lose on the pitch, Saka on the right and a pace merchant on the left (Eze?) plus Rice and Zubimendi causing chaos, Saliba and Gabriel in the back and Timber/Califori/MLS keeping it tight at the back (no homo) then that makes for a scary 11. No one gives a fuck about Havertz or Merino and they still scored thanks to the system, now imagine Gyokeres up front or at least nipping at the heels of defenders. I'm only a fan of his purely because of the intensity, if I was to choose based on skill I would probably choose Sesko but players like Sesko don't transform teams or add that cutting edge. Haaland is a fucking dickhead as are most of the City starting 11 which is why they won the treble (and is also why Pep is signing a shitton of muslim faggot dagestani types who will break ankles and not give a fuck)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/8/2025, 7:08:20 PM No.149677794
Arsenal don't need a world class striker, they just need a decent one.
Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 7:08:59 PM No.149677803
>>149677397
>van wolfswinkle
There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while
Anonymous United States
7/8/2025, 7:10:32 PM No.149677820
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>>149669552
He doesn't need to score 30 goals, 20 would be enough. I could see a nice link up between him and rodrygo
Anonymous Serbia
7/8/2025, 8:32:44 PM No.149678753
>>149669398
Dude it was funny the first time now you're just shitting up the board. You already spammed Igor Jesus to hell and back. Christ this board is full of schizos