OFFICIAL Chelsea vs Fluminense MATCH THREAD #1
Easiest Chelsea victory this cwc, 3-0
We'll see that crybaby silva crying again
>>149659193You already had enough time to mourn Palmeiras
The seethe when the lads win will be brilliant. Palmer free kick for the 2nd Chelsea goal. Were winning this.
Fluminense is the last good club left
>>149659528Flu wins: Good end, unrealistic and breaks in-game lore but you get a happy ending
PSG wins: Normal end, bittersweet but satisfying narrative ending
Chelsea wins: Hidden bad end, made a bad choice somewhere but at least got good lore exposition in return
RM wins: Meaningless game over, then glitch corrupts the save file and game data forever
>picCute, shame about the tattoos and overall whoreness.
>>149659181 (OP)This will be easier than Palmeiras. Silva is 40 years old now and they don't have any other notable players. 3-0.
>>149659181 (OP)you tricked me, i thought it was tonight for a moment. dirty dirty brazilian
>>149660421God I love fucking hogs like this.
>>149659181 (OP)What stage is this tournament at? I havenโt watched any of it and Iโm considering joining at semi finals
>>149660275>notable playersReddit concept
>>149660213>Secret Ending: Urawa actually faked its elimination and is actually the true finalist
>>149662244How would this even work?
Realistically speaking
You know the good guys when you see them.
https://youtu.be/PMbOQvEzjY4?feature=shared
>Chelsea are shit Palmeiras will beat the-ACK!
>Chelsea are shit Fluminense will beat them...
Hold still (again)
>literally zero hype for this semifinal
the club world cup meme is dead
How much own goal will he score?
2% possibilities
98% faith
can they pull it through?
>>149671882>Chelsea higher than HalalC'mon man
They are too old unironically
if not tomorrow, they will walk in the final
>>149671899RM is playing against PSG first so the odds are fine because it's more likely a PSG-Chelsea Final than a RM-Chelsea one
>>149671882>2%ez
Fluminense already worked with 1%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsHefZxiV6A
Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business
https://youtu.be/nCg3ufihKyU?si=0S_rr8qZ0-xO4OK0
>>149671722>It was just a scratch, guys. I'm okay.
>>149671451So, who's gonna win this match? The result is obvious? And what club will win the final?
>>149672094>So, who's gonna win this match?flu
>And what club will win the final?psg
>>149672190Would you want Real Madrid to beat PSG?
>>149672251no i dont want anyone to think we care
>>149661968Niggas acting like this is a sport where 2-3 players carry the whole team
>>149671451Just like his teammate
>>149672251Hell no. If Real win the whole thing their retarded fans will try to gaslight people into thinking this trophy is actually the most important one and that they had a great season. Plus the media joos will use it as an excuse to give Mbappe the Ballon d'or snd I'd rather see one of the niggas from PSG win that since they were underspreciated before the UCL win. Of course I'd much rather see Fluminense win the tournament but aside from them PSG since they're already UCL champs
>>149671912I see...
Thanks
>>149672262You europoors just care for buying the best players of other countries then using them in your club to win many cups and recovering the money you paid for these players and profiting even more, even by beating the clubs that these players came from and getting the prize money that these clubs would receive if they manage to beat your club.
Sounds like a very greedy plan.
>>149672489i dont think brasilians can be trusted to invest their new earnings money wisely
fluminense will win with the power of anime
>>149672614i miss the botafogo poster
Chelsea is the most ruthless and brainless club since Todd took over. Absolutely nobody except for palmer is safe in that squad. They buy buy and buy and don't give a fuck. they have 5 options for each position and they keep buying black frauds like they're pelรฉ
>>149672489Sounds extremely based.
>>149672657>The brazilian gael kakuta. Good luck, I guess
>>149659181 (OP)i dont care for fluminse
or any brasilian monkey club
man city vs chelsea would of been better
>>149672740No, it should've been Chelsea vs Al Hilal. There are lots of Brazilian in Al Hilal, so BRflag can still care about this tournament + Bono
>>149673088al hilal looked nothing like the team that beat man city
Cant wait until we win today and final on saturday, thirdworlder meltdown will be hilarious
>>149673172That usually means they were outclassed tactically.
>>149659181 (OP)6 bongs till match.
>>149673443I literally have no idea you country exists. What is that, fourth world?
>>149665144Power of anime and vidya
Fluminese will score at least 1 goal right? right?
>>149675268Most likely, it's Sanchez after all
Reminder: these two are fighting for the second place, we are winning this mickey mouse cup
>>149675268They surely will, even if it happens to be an own goal.
reminder that fluminense almost got relegated last year and was considered the weakest br team in this tourney
>>149671900They surely won't be able to run after the mickey mouse cup but trying to get as far as possible on this one is a better deal for them. They already made $60 million so far and they surely need that money. If they get to the finals it's another $30 million.
That's like winning 10 brasileirรตes (local tournament).
>flummie keeper is 44 years old
neeh what this unc team doing hahaha
>>149676282He's getting up there in age for sure, but experience invaluable, and especially so for goalkeepers.
Why are odds going crazy for btts no. Fluminese scored against Hilal and Inter and Chelsea concedes every match. Is this mafia rigging 0-0 or what
>>149676434Odds have been biased for Europe since the start, Opta gave Flu a literal 0% chance of winning before the tournament.
>>149676758According to Opta, if Fluminense was an English team, they would be the 37th best in the country.
They would be fighting for relegation, in the second division.
You now remember that Cano was rejected from fucking Colรณn and was made to roam the mexican and colombian leagues until he finally made it big.
Reminder that if he returned to Argieland in 2017-18 he would have maybe landed in Independiente or Lanรบs and be considered a shitter tap in merchant.
But retards like Borja and Benedetto were a thing...
>>149676888pretty accurate id say. maybe even a little generous
>3pm kick-off
Lads, this match is going to go till midnight are time
>>149677501Americans use rain as an excuse to stop the game and have a long break to watch ads like in the NFL.
Mmh on one hand I can't consciously root for an english team, on the other hand BRs have been insufferable since the start of the world cup and need to be humbled, on the third hand chelsea winning means more trouble if piss shit gay gets past real vardrid... questions questions questions
>>149677612i am going to actually bet on this
>>149677612gonna be a banger i hope
>>149677612No complaints.
>>149677612At least americans know to entertain
>>149677777Since you got quints I'll believe you...
Don't disappoint me, Chelsea. I want to see Thiago Silva cying like he was in the infamous 7x1.
>>149675817Something something Europa league winners
>>149678344europa CONFERENCE league winners
>>149678267kek, i wanted chelsea to lose but atleast if they win i get some comfort seeing that
>>149660213How can Qatar SG winning anything ever be a satisfying ending?
>>149678350We're talking about shit teams near relegation
>>149678390PSG are the good guys now
>>149678267Thiago Silva didn't play that game, zoominho.
>biggest game in BR history
>kick off in 1 bong
>*crickets*
so this is the power of sudacas
>>149678438i do prefer them over the premier league oil clubs
but to french they are probably the ultimate badguys
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Fluminese bros how are we feeling
>>149672740>would ofcome on bro
England is going to murder brazil today. Are you ready thirdies?
>>149678489I personally don't care.
As a Palmeirense I hope Flu wins, not because I hate Chelsea, but because Abel deserves to be humiliated.
>>149678496yes I am, 1k USD to chelsea raping fluminense
Go fluminense! Throw bananas at them!
>>149678390They are pretty entertaining and an actual team this time around.
>>149678438This better be bait
>>149678493Hey now, he did that on accident
>>149678533That's exactly what worries me
>USA vs Brazil
You can't let americans win this cup, macacobros
Hercules will score today
>>149678549>chelsea>USAWhat?
>>149678564Yes, they are an american team, previously a russian team
Can our nigga Fabio really do it?
>>149678564I do hereby propose that what the fine fellow poster of messages was implying that as a result of the particular leadership structure of Chelsea Football Club, that their nationality would therefore transfer to the club as a whole and forthwith they could potentially be classified as have come from the nation across the Atlantic that is commonly known as the United States of America.
>>149678529honest to God. Haven't you been following football this past couple of years. PSG is the only big club left with genuine team skill and soul
>>149678564we own chelsea
>>149678590Only this season they were shit before
>>149677871the art of checking is long lost on this website...
DAZN watch for free keep spamming my mail. But they won't actually allow me to watch matches on their gay ass platform
>>149678685welcome to da zone. theres no escape
>>149678440If Flu can keep a draw till the second half, they could win this
Chelsea, bros, are you ready?
>>149678726i hate zoomers like you wouldnt believe
>>149678724You're right, but they will be in danger if Chelsea manages to score more goals than them
>>149678685>didn't disable Receive adds and messages from DAZN optionanon I
>>149678605my condolences.
>>149678685I saw somewhere that after the free trial, you won't find the free matches where hou usually do, you have to browse on matches featured today or something, but they are still there
I don't know exactly, I've been watching the whole cup on pirated streams
>>149678726is the hat big, or is that little girls head just tiny
>>149678758its harry maguires hat hes just borrowing it
I don't care anymore about the cwc
>>149678742i think that normal captain obvious
the chelsea problem is they have problems in the second half. they were blessed with palmeiras own goal and benfica's red card
>>149678768at what point did you stop caring?
for me, it was before game 1
>>149678768It's ok Bono
It's ok
You're a great keeper
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>>149678767good lad maguire
How do I watch this if I don't have DAZN?
>>149678779Ro16, I haven't watched a single match since the last group stage game, reason unknown
>>149678792http://www.lemonparty.org/Fluminense-vs-Chelsea-CH-2.html
Hmm yes today I shall be having a hungarian stream
>>149678792how did you get this video of me?
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>>149678782>Arias tem sido um destaques do Tricolor no torneio, assim como o Tricolor entre os brasileiros, jรก que รฉ o รบnico que permanece na competiรงรฃo - Palmeiras caiu nas quartas de final; Flamengo e Botafogo nas oitavas. >O colombiano destacou a humildade como um dos triunfos da equipe e comentou o peso de ser o รบnico time de fora da Europa a se manter na briga pelo tรญtulo.>"Somos um clube multicultural. Temos jogadores colombianos, argentinos, uruguaios, venezuelanos, paraguaios. Somos um clube bastante inclusivo nesse aspecto e, como disse, sinto que temos essa responsabilidade. Somos o รบnico sul-americano entre as grandes potรชncias europeias. Acho que รฉ importante para nรณs nรฃo apenas representar as cores do clube, nรฃo apenas as cores do Brasil, mas de toda a Amรฉrica do Sul."
>>149678818Portuguese tonight I think. Oldest ally and all that
>>149678850Gambling is bad your your finances and for your mental health
>>149678856Morena portuguesa SEXO
Why the Hungarian flags, brazibros?
>>149678868fluminense flags, not hungary flags
>>149678863I have the best week in my gambling career
why does /copalib/ hate fluminese so much?
>>1496788900. fuck that mouthbreather
>caramelo spotted
what the fuck does this nigga do for a living?
he is everywhere
>>149678882yeah pretty funny
bocafags here sometimes use the swedish flag cuz it's blue and yellow too
>>149678868Fluminense uses these colors because a century ago a guy named Oscar Cox saw these colors on a english shirt and thought this would be a good idea. We used to be white and grey at 1902 I think.
>>149678825Ele รฉ o rei de reis
its always very special when england and brasil match up
footballs glamour match up
rio de janeiro vs london
>>149678818t. someone in this webm
>>149678868
>lower back pain
>lower abdomen pain
>can't go 2 hours without shitting and pissing
I'm literally dying for some reason but LET'S GO CHELSEA
Don't care about this cup btw.
the home of football vs the mecca of football
It's not looking good for us fluminense sisters... this has 5-0 all over it
>>149678926Without a doubt. Fluminense are losing this, BADLY
>>149678931>>149678926Fluminese will keep it close
this eve's delicacy: quasi-rotten melon and pastrami
more like log flumeinense because theyre gonna shit out a fat log on chelsea
>>1496789265-0 is a dangerous lead
>stadium without a roof
cloud status?
>>149678943why do amerigolems insist on playing sports in ungodly temperatures?
>>149678944very swedish coded meal
NANA NANA NANANA NANA NANA NA NA
>>149678959Shut up you fat fuck
>>149678946more like flog fluminense players after tonight's disastrous performance (I am rooting for total fluminense death)
Pedro Neto and Joao Pedro masterclasses incoming.
>>149678956california and florida run USA and its hot there
>>149678959yes
>>149678920Kidney stones bro. Seek a doctor
If he was alive which team would he have supported?
respect to all the brazilian lads
the next club world club should be in europe
>>149678978isn't he american? he probably doesn't even knows what's a soccer
>>149678920>can't go 2 hours without shitting and pissingaverage chelsea rent boy desu
>>149678912>rio de janeiro vs londonthe two regions with the best football in their respective countries, isn't that right lads?
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>>149678971This is a lie, Californian weather is quite mild and pleasant due to the ocean
I'm a 29 years old kissless virgin
>>149678974probably, i know i have a 0.7cm stone in there but can't do anything about it
got a fever too
anyway cracked open a beer and hope i'll piss it out
>>149678978 Olympique de Marseille unironically
>>149678980this and by europe i mean buenos aires
>>149678996Iโm fucking a 18 yo in a few hours ama
>>149678996stay pure king
Why do Chelsea keep wearing the white kit when they could wear blue
why are fluminense players are old ass niggas, they don't breed in brazil?
>>149678996same but i'm 2 years older even
>>149659181 (OP)>all the american commentators agree to root for flopinensePrepare for disappointment, thirdie dogs.
>>149678994wtf bro someone pissed on your flag
>>149678998
Wtf are these standing things near entrance
>>149678994>hottest american summer vs coldest brazilian winter
>>149678907Fluminense were white and grey from 1902-1904. But the real reason we changed wasn't because Cox saw the colours in an English kit. Rather, we couldn't find the right grew fabric anywhere in Brazil or the UK to make new kits, so the board decided to make the change.
>>149678912The matchup between the cradle and the home is always going to be special.
>>149679016>they don't breed in brazil?I fucking wish.
this is the most unlikeable chelsea team since before roman abramovich bought the club
>>149679023Are you refering to arab woman and chinese men?
>>149679016this generation were too busy playing fortnite or whatever and didnt develop any skill so the 40 year old boomers are still better than them
>>149679027Total anti-natalist victory
>>149679022Try something original next time faggot
>>149679014usually when teams play the second kit despite not needing it it's because of the sponsor. they make them wear the 2nd kit a certain number of times each season for contract
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Would you look at the time. It's game time!
Chelsea: Sanchez; Gusto, Tosin, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, Fernandez (c); Pedro Neto, Nkunku, Palmer; Joao Pedro
Head coach: Enzo Maresca
Fluminense: Fabio; Ignacio, Thiago Silva (c), Thiago Santos; Guga, Herclues, Bernal, Nonato, Rene; Arias, Cano
Head coach: Renato Gaรบcho
Arena: MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
Referee: Francois Letexier
Time: 3 PM, 19:00 GMT, 21:00 CEST
Here we go!
>Thiago Santos starting
Lol itโs over, congratulations Chelsea.
>>149679027I see a deluge of BBCs on the horizon.
>>149679027you people better stop watching soap operas and start making babies
>>149679050even africans agree there are too many people
it will come down
>>149679012by having that school shooter face and being boring I guess, also I'm a drunktard trying to recover (for the 16362727th time)
What are we drinking bros?
>For me its a giant caipirinha
>>149679016traps cant get pregnant
Why they got a /sp/ poster next to the ref?
>>149679062drinking green tea with mint
>>149679060I hope you're right.
>>149679062>[spoiler]Fanta Guaranรก[/spoiler]
>>149679062I have some hibiscus cider but I'm saving it for tomorrow
>>149679062Nothing. My mom gets angry when I drink
>>149679061bro just give it up and embrace the booze, who cares what normies think
booze is the only thing that makes you happy, let yourself be happy and drink.
>>149679044What's Makima doing here?
REMINDER
ARSENAL
MAN UNITED
LIVERPOOL
THE 3 BIGGEST SPORTS TEAMS IN THE WORLD ARE NOT HERE
NOONE CARES ABOUT QATAR FC OR AUBU DHABU FC
Who the fuck is this ref? He's got down syndrome??
>>149679069Green tea has caffeine in it. You want to fall asleep eventually yet you're drinking caffeine. Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
>>149679061>by having that school shooter faceYoure Spanish i dont believe it.
Fuck that guy, get PJ and Duncan out
>>149679062what the heck is wrong with your screen
>>149678590>The football club that achieved everything through years and years of money injections is the club with soul
stadium is pretty full... why did spee lie to me
>>149659181 (OP)Ruuuuuuuuuummmmbleeeee
>>149679085>ARSENALbro thinks he's part of the team LMAO
>>149678996one year to wizardry champ
>>149679087american cringe is the worst
>>149679087LETS GET READY TO SLURPPPP
>>149679096>sovl is when poverty and bus parking
damn that's some AMERIKINO right there
Will there be extra pressure on Enzo to perform because its against a Brazilian club or does that only extend to the national teams
>>149679062only the cheapest pisswater for me
Let's get ready to rumble (because we haven't eaten in 2 minutes)
>>149679108Not Fluminense, that's for sure
Renato looks like a skinhead.
>>149679108Tits too big, ass too small.
/box/chads we won
>>149679108SEXOOOOOOO
>>149679097FIFA lowered ticket prices by 97% or something
>>149679082>booze is the only thing that makes you happyyeah it's really really fun until you fuck up, I'm 2 weeks sober but I don't think I can control it anymore lmao
I do sports btw, I'm not a fatass
>let's get ready to rumble
>countdown to kick off
Let me guess, a Mexican wave next?
>>149678390The Qatar part is the bittersweet part.
Everything else about the club is great. The team, their tactics, the coach, the fans, the history of the club (both the lore of its founding and the modern history with all the footballers that went through it in the past few years to finally arrive to this year's winning team).
Also I'll definitely take them over Chelsea and RM any day.
How do you explain Eurobeans that Fluminense plays the Europa league of South America
>>149679062any beer man in?
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44 yo... he's just a fuckin' kid
>>149679008who's dick is bigger?
>this chelsea against PSG high pressing
lel
which team is the most chungus
Why isnโt Chelshit playing with their blue kits?
>>149679085man said arsenal
>>149678476Their main "enemies" are Marseille who are quite literally the club hiring all the literal bad guys to play at their club, so fuck them really.
every time i see chelsea play they have a new player in the team
>>149679154Her clit is bigger than my dick
>>149679062Refill iced tea at my local Buffalo wings and rings.
>>149679165What is this post
>>149679169surely they have bigger rivals than marseille. i was born in 1995 and they havnt done anything in my entire lifetime
>>149678996are you the bloke from the tennis thread? get over it
>>149679168you ever left europe?
Why is Chelsea playing with Palmeiras away kit? They absorb their defeated foes?
>there's a chelsea player named mal gusto
>>149679179looks chill. could go for some of that rn
their kits look too similar
>>149679180he come to town
>>149679196based colorblind retard
>>149679180Just download DAZN
>>149679192judging on how he plays they should have called him mal defendo desu
>>149679201based normal retard
>>149679183No one is their rival in the French league in terms of football.
In terms of fandom, Marseille are the second biggest French club as far as I know, and even if they aren't they are the most anti-PSG fandom for sure.
>>149679196look at their socks bro
this is gonna be a slurper
>>149679167>>149679042And now there's a kit clash BAKA
>>149679195Thanks. Just had 5 rounds of boneless wings. Awaiting the next.
>>149679195
>>149679201I don't believe there's a kind of colorblindness that makes you mixup white with red/green
t. colorblind
>>149679205Are you a german with a VPN?
They're going to dive and roll around after every tackle aren't they?
>>149679180This guy not me, he on VPN or something
>>149679213mmm...how much does it cost for unlimited wings there
cant believe spee is taking this mickey mouse cup seriously
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>>149679153>That animal Infantino...
>>149679230What else are we going to watch? The Women's Euros?
>>149679195Just got my next 2 rounds. Pretty chill here as almost no people.
GO CHELSEA GO!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHELSEA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! !
>>149679230we're not, may aswell watch it still though
>>149679242TNS are playing a macedonian team on s4c
>>149679167Theyโre saving it for the final.
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>>149679230you should never take any sportsballs seriously, it's a clear indicator of no life goals
>>149679244ask that slag if she wants to date a britbong for me bro
is pedro neto the most handsome man alive ??
I am getting full body massage as I am watching this match. Life is good man
>>149679229MXN$245 plus MX$50 for refill beverage on Tuesdays.
Pretty good mate.
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>>149679227lol how was that a foul?
Does someone even like chelshit? Definition of SOULLESS team.
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>>149679084>What's Makima doing here?Makima's always watching
if the best teams in the world why does everyone only watch them play about 6 times a year??
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who turned off the lights?
>>149679272how are you watching when the tv is off
if peru posts a webm show the masseuse
>>149679279My friends in school but they were jews
Could Al Hilal beat this Chelsea team?
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>>149679270When he doesnโt have his zoomer haircut
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Just finished cutting my melon,how is total flumerde death progressing?
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VAI TOMAR NO CU FLUMERDA
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match fixing league
match fixing league
match fixing league
match fixing league
match fixing league
match fixing league
>>149679272is there a happy ending included?
>>149679268If you are a gรผero, she would dump that beta she is with.
If you are Achmed, women here do not want prietos.
>>149679230>nooo the PL is supposed to have a monopoly on club football, stop caring about this
>>149678726he burns local
>>149679244God damn. Heaven.
I'm just in my bed hoping it doesn't go to overtime, because I have work tomorrow
COME OOOON
LET'S KICK THE SUDACAS OUT OF THIS CUP ALREADY
>>149679299ur mum cut my melon last night m8
Wanted to have a pre-match poo but lost track of the time
>>149679292Yeah, al hilal beating chelsea to me feels more realistic than these incompetent brazilians.
>>149679298>nothing personnel, amerisharts
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>>149679283I lover her so much. Hope she watches me jerk off.
VAI TOMAR NO CU CUCURELLA
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Now that this tinpot is almost over, WHO TF would pay to watch this shit next time?
not looking good, flusisters
>>149679315wtf Romania bro
i thought we were brothas
anybody got a decent quality stream please?
Why Cucurella is so fucking puncheable?
PAGUE A SERIE B FLUMINENSE
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Oh boy, the team is nervous, I think itโs over, but Iโm satisfied, we went way beyond anyoneโs expectations.
>>149679330hand-crafted for HWD
>>149679330That is someone's son.
>>149679330middle east
they only chose usa to legitimize it before it goes the the middle east every time for the next 20 years
Huh didnโt realize DAZN has a free stream with ad (with an account).
>>149679338no he isnt shutup !! >_<
>>149679305Yes, on her onlyfans
>>149679315i'm never listening to dragostea din tei again. and i loved that song. we're done.
>>149679334he doesn't knows
>>149679338You're a short haired slave and therefore hate long haired free men instinctively.
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>>149679341Believe it, bro.
MUNDIAL ร MEU PAU FLUMINENSE
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SEU DESTINO ร SERIE C
>>149679334the brazilian spam makes it hard colega
Enzo is really trying to emulate Lampard's role wtf
Fluminense only conceded three goals so far and two of them were against Ulsan HD
>>149679330blonde women are so incredibly soulless it makes my penis soft
>>149679357HALLO?
HAAAALLO
there is nothing but respect between england and brazil
Current temperature at the stadium
>>149679359ronaldo is not that old or fat
>>149679371Drink from the cup of TND
>>149679386OH NO, A CLOUD!
>there is a player called "not born"
>Cano 25' (P)
>Cano 90'+19
TODAY FLUMINENSE ARROGANCE ENDS
>>149679386current temperature @ my peanits
>>149679378>Posting pictures of actual children with an AI filter on top.Peak maligno behavior.
O FLAMENGUISTA FOI NO MรDICO DIZENDO QUE OUVIA VOZES.
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ERA A TORCIDA GRITANDO "ร CAMPEรO" DESDE 1981!
>>149679375When is Ulsan HD gonna evolve to Ulsan 4K?
those sudden sun to shadow changes on the pitch...ameribros...the clouds are coming....
>>149679386bet the house on fluminense
>>149679357they're moldovan, no?
Cam on flumenense score sam fackin goals
>>149679386This gives the thirdies a chance. They're used to this temperature.
>>149679394that white boy lives life on easy mode
Floorminense should never had reached this far
>>149679390I agree, Total Nintendo Death
Shall I eat a caramel kit kat or a bar of snickers? Or neither cause each have like 400 calories? got them as a gift at work today.
>>149679405El mate te hizo mogolico
I run faster than Fluminense's wingers.
Puta que pariu, tem que acabar com esse Thiago Santos, o cara quer entregar todos os jogos que ele joga
anime for a chelsea win!!
>>149679418is Latvia a first world country?
G-guys, I think I saw a cloud.
>>149679394very catholic of you paddy downloading pictures of kids
>>149679419You'd think but i gres up in a similar environment and they bully you because you are the other
>>149679439holy based !!! ^_^
>>149679313Once met this Danish girl named Lene Pfeiffer Petersen. Was cute but aged like hellish milk.
Plus she likes muslimes.
>>149679432>Not denying it.
>>149679421I want to eat her asshole
>>149679418Thatโs a such a blatant lie, the heat is bad for everyone.
>>149679430both are shit but i'll go with kitkat after leaving it the fridge to cool down
>entire fucking team off-side again
STOP DOING THAT
>>149679443lmao no. not even close. bigger shithole than albania
football shirts look so much better without sponsors
>>149679434for me, it's Kano
Who is your favorite UMA?
GOOOOOOOOOOL
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
pedro pedro pedro
estas loco
>golaรงo
OH NO NO NO fluzรฃo bros...
Yup, there you go, itโs over.
I NEVER CARED ABOUT THIS MICKEY MOUSE CUP ANYWAYS
BLOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Should've celebrated though
Fuck. Nice goal but still fuck.
>>149679268Tired to take a better picture of the bitch.
It's over for the huehues
RIP
>>149679456Sounds like Danish women alright
> Best team Brazil can offer
SHEEEEEEEEEEEIt already penetrated
OLHA O GOL OLHA O GOL OLHA O GOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DOOOOOOOOOOOO CHELSEEEEEEAAAA (PLAYS SONG)
GOLAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu*
THIRIDE
DOGS
LEARN
THEIR
PLACE
the law of the ex strikes again
Damn that one stuck in the net.
>>149679462I like them both but stopped eating that kind of crap more than a month ago cause I wanna lose weight. I think I'll go with the kitkat then.
golaxo but the reason it happened was grim, 5-0 incomimg
>>149679474rice shitter
mayano top cun
>>149679504kys for infecting me with yellow fever
Fuck you really have a delay on your streams
>only Flu can kill Flu
kino
>>149679443Basically latvia, estonia, lithuania and poland are the only remaining white ethnostates in the world.
>THE STATE OF MACACO FOOTBALL
>>149659181 (OP)a younger gk would have saved this
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
Watch Fluminense equalize nowwwwwwwwwwwww
>joรฃo pedro
Where this nigga was hidden? It is a shame that he is playing for a team owned by retarded americans.
>>149679520You could always eat my cum.
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>buy your player
>use him to beat your team
Nothin personnel macacos.
ironically, if chelsea cared he'd never attempt that low xG shot
>>149679504yeah, the best brazil can offer is a team that almost got relegated last season lol
>>149679538kek, destiny is a bitch
>Not even a south american team in the finals
LMAOO
Find the increase in Brazilian players named Joao a bit weird desu, felt that naming everyone Joao was Portugal's thing
Holy shit get Cano out of this shit, dude is completely lost
>>149679549>this is the best defense coimabol can offer
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
SORRY LADS
>>149679539>mongolstonia>white
TODAY CHELSEA WILL SEND THE CRYING BABIES TO HOME.
mutts will defend flu selling to europe the very player that will knock them out this tourney
being a fan of this sport in a shithole like my country is absolutely cucked
>>149679540Alรก o pato dormindo
How did this shit beat Inter Milan and Al Hilal?
>>149679460Do murder rates go up in summer? I've heard that heat makes people more violent, they have less impulse control.
>>149679474fuck this game and all the normalfag streamers that are normalizing gachashit by playing it
Brazil just scored, retards
We are winning
pingu
md5: bb5c88189df48d7ed759f99e76e71eb3
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>>149679552Nah, I'm a lesbian. Thanks for the offer though! It's the thought that counts.
>>149679563pretty common here too since always
>same value as millwall
kek cheers barry
>hues coping that they actually watn to lose
LMFAO DOGS
how do you say BLOOTER in portuguese?
>>149679583Anyone can beat the fraud that is inzaghi.
>>149679539We are less than 5 million in total (except for Poland). If they wanted, they could send 10 million Nigerians to overrun us.
>>149679503That is her. She was cute when she came to high school at 17.
>>149679593I am a lesbian too! I do have a cock though...
>europeans be like: thank God we have brazilians on our team so we can show how superior our football is compared to SA
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>>149679654>i'm a thirdie, let me explain how my club being shit doesn't matter
>>149679563 Just Joรฃo is a bit less common for younger peoole, but composites like Joรฃo Pedro, Joรฃo Paulo, Joรฃo Vitor etc are extremely common.
>>149679654and you be like:
>i will support my team even though it sells all its best players to europe, only for them to knock us out internationally. yes, i am a cuck.