Thread 149659181

OFFICIAL Chelsea vs Fluminense MATCH THREAD #1

>>149659181 (OP)
too soon bro

Easiest Chelsea victory this cwc, 3-0
We'll see that crybaby silva crying again

>>149659193
You already had enough time to mourn Palmeiras

The seethe when the lads win will be brilliant. Palmer free kick for the 2nd Chelsea goal. Were winning this.

Fluminense is the last good club left

>>149659528
Flu wins: Good end, unrealistic and breaks in-game lore but you get a happy ending
PSG wins: Normal end, bittersweet but satisfying narrative ending
Chelsea wins: Hidden bad end, made a bad choice somewhere but at least got good lore exposition in return
RM wins: Meaningless game over, then glitch corrupts the save file and game data forever
>pic
Cute, shame about the tattoos and overall whoreness.

>>149659181 (OP)
This will be easier than Palmeiras. Silva is 40 years old now and they don't have any other notable players. 3-0.

game is tomorrow bro

>>149659181 (OP)
you tricked me, i thought it was tonight for a moment. dirty dirty brazilian

anime

>>149660421
God I love fucking hogs like this.

>>149659181 (OP)
What stage is this tournament at? I haven’t watched any of it and I’m considering joining at semi finals

>>149660723
semifinal

>>149660494
Based

>>149660275
>notable players
Reddit concept

>>149660213
>Secret Ending: Urawa actually faked its elimination and is actually the true finalist

>>149662244
How would this even work?
Realistically speaking

You know the good guys when you see them.
https://youtu.be/PMbOQvEzjY4?feature=shared

>>149660494
>>149660949
My broth/a/s are here

>Chelsea are shit Palmeiras will beat the-ACK!
>Chelsea are shit Fluminense will beat them...
Hold still (again)

>>149660437
>>149660494
>>149660949
>>149668871
DEATH TO ANIME

>literally zero hype for this semifinal
the club world cup meme is dead

How much own goal will he score?

Say it.

>>149671565
BIG

2% possibilities
98% faith
can they pull it through?

>>149671882
>Chelsea higher than Halal
C'mon man

They are too old unironically
if not tomorrow, they will walk in the final

>>149671899
RM is playing against PSG first so the odds are fine because it's more likely a PSG-Chelsea Final than a RM-Chelsea one

>>149671882
>2%
ez
Fluminense already worked with 1%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsHefZxiV6A

Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

https://youtu.be/nCg3ufihKyU?si=0S_rr8qZ0-xO4OK0

>>149671722
>It was just a scratch, guys. I'm okay.

>>149671451
So, who's gonna win this match? The result is obvious? And what club will win the final?

>>149672094
>So, who's gonna win this match?
flu
>And what club will win the final?
psg

>>149672190
Would you want Real Madrid to beat PSG?

>>149672251
no i dont want anyone to think we care

>>149661968
Niggas acting like this is a sport where 2-3 players carry the whole team

>>149671451
Just like his teammate

>>149672251
Hell no. If Real win the whole thing their retarded fans will try to gaslight people into thinking this trophy is actually the most important one and that they had a great season. Plus the media joos will use it as an excuse to give Mbappe the Ballon d'or snd I'd rather see one of the niggas from PSG win that since they were underspreciated before the UCL win. Of course I'd much rather see Fluminense win the tournament but aside from them PSG since they're already UCL champs

>>149671912
I see...
Thanks

>>149672262
You europoors just care for buying the best players of other countries then using them in your club to win many cups and recovering the money you paid for these players and profiting even more, even by beating the clubs that these players came from and getting the prize money that these clubs would receive if they manage to beat your club.

Sounds like a very greedy plan.

>>149672489
i dont think brasilians can be trusted to invest their new earnings money wisely

how many tonight

fluminense will win with the power of anime

>>149672614
i miss the botafogo poster

Chelsea is the most ruthless and brainless club since Todd took over. Absolutely nobody except for palmer is safe in that squad. They buy buy and buy and don't give a fuck. they have 5 options for each position and they keep buying black frauds like they're pelé

>>149672641
hes him tho

>>149672489
Sounds extremely based.

>>149672657
>The brazilian gael kakuta.
Good luck, I guess

>>149659181 (OP)
i dont care for fluminse
or any brasilian monkey club
man city vs chelsea would of been better

>>149672740
No, it should've been Chelsea vs Al Hilal. There are lots of Brazilian in Al Hilal, so BRflag can still care about this tournament + Bono

>>149673088
al hilal looked nothing like the team that beat man city

Cant wait until we win today and final on saturday, thirdworlder meltdown will be hilarious

>>149673172
That usually means they were outclassed tactically.

>>149659181 (OP)
6 bongs till match.

>>149673443
I literally have no idea you country exists. What is that, fourth world?

>>149665144
Power of anime and vidya

Fluminese will score at least 1 goal right? right?

>>149675268
Most likely, it's Sanchez after all

Reminder: these two are fighting for the second place, we are winning this mickey mouse cup

>>149675268
They surely will, even if it happens to be an own goal.

reminder that fluminense almost got relegated last year and was considered the weakest br team in this tourney

>>149671900
They surely won't be able to run after the mickey mouse cup but trying to get as far as possible on this one is a better deal for them. They already made $60 million so far and they surely need that money. If they get to the finals it's another $30 million.

That's like winning 10 brasileirões (local tournament).

>flummie keeper is 44 years old
neeh what this unc team doing hahaha

>>149676282
He's getting up there in age for sure, but experience invaluable, and especially so for goalkeepers.

Why are odds going crazy for btts no. Fluminese scored against Hilal and Inter and Chelsea concedes every match. Is this mafia rigging 0-0 or what

>>149676434
Odds have been biased for Europe since the start, Opta gave Flu a literal 0% chance of winning before the tournament.

>>149676758
According to Opta, if Fluminense was an English team, they would be the 37th best in the country.
They would be fighting for relegation, in the second division.

You now remember that Cano was rejected from fucking Colón and was made to roam the mexican and colombian leagues until he finally made it big.
Reminder that if he returned to Argieland in 2017-18 he would have maybe landed in Independiente or Lanús and be considered a shitter tap in merchant.

But retards like Borja and Benedetto were a thing...

>>149676888
pretty accurate id say. maybe even a little generous

>3pm kick-off
Lads, this match is going to go till midnight are time

>>149677501
Americans use rain as an excuse to stop the game and have a long break to watch ads like in the NFL.

Mmh on one hand I can't consciously root for an english team, on the other hand BRs have been insufferable since the start of the world cup and need to be humbled, on the third hand chelsea winning means more trouble if piss shit gay gets past real vardrid... questions questions questions

RIG IS IN

>>149677612
Hoooooly leak

>>149677612
i am going to actually bet on this

>>149677612
gonna be a banger i hope

>>149677612
No complaints.

>>149677612
At least americans know to entertain

>>149677612
wtf

>>149677777
Since you got quints I'll believe you...

Don't disappoint me, Chelsea. I want to see Thiago Silva cying like he was in the infamous 7x1.

>>149675817
Something something Europa league winners

>>149678344
europa CONFERENCE league winners

>>149678267
kek, i wanted chelsea to lose but atleast if they win i get some comfort seeing that

>>149660213
How can Qatar SG winning anything ever be a satisfying ending?

>>149678350
We're talking about shit teams near relegation

>>149678390
PSG are the good guys now

Sensing a slurper here

>>149678267
Thiago Silva didn't play that game, zoominho.

>biggest game in BR history
>kick off in 1 bong
>*crickets*

so this is the power of sudacas

>>149678438
i do prefer them over the premier league oil clubs
but to french they are probably the ultimate badguys

Fluminese bros how are we feeling

>>149672740
>would of
come on bro

England is going to murder brazil today. Are you ready thirdies?

>>149678489
I personally don't care.

As a Palmeirense I hope Flu wins, not because I hate Chelsea, but because Abel deserves to be humiliated.

Chelsea cannot compete

>>149678496
yes I am, 1k USD to chelsea raping fluminense

Go fluminense! Throw bananas at them!

>>149678390
They are pretty entertaining and an actual team this time around.

>>149678438
This better be bait

>>149678493
Hey now, he did that on accident

>>149678533
That's exactly what worries me

>USA vs Brazil
You can't let americans win this cup, macacobros

Hercules will score today

>>149678549
>chelsea
>USA
What?

>>149678564
Yes, they are an american team, previously a russian team

Can our nigga Fabio really do it?

>>149678564
I do hereby propose that what the fine fellow poster of messages was implying that as a result of the particular leadership structure of Chelsea Football Club, that their nationality would therefore transfer to the club as a whole and forthwith they could potentially be classified as have come from the nation across the Atlantic that is commonly known as the United States of America.

>>149678529
honest to God. Haven't you been following football this past couple of years. PSG is the only big club left with genuine team skill and soul

>>149678564
we own chelsea

>>149678590
Only this season they were shit before

>>149677871
the art of checking is long lost on this website...

DAZN watch for free keep spamming my mail. But they won't actually allow me to watch matches on their gay ass platform

>>149678685
welcome to da zone. theres no escape

>>149678440
If Flu can keep a draw till the second half, they could win this

Chelsea, bros, are you ready?

>>149678726
i hate zoomers like you wouldnt believe

>>149678724
You're right, but they will be in danger if Chelsea manages to score more goals than them

>>149678685
>didn't disable Receive adds and messages from DAZN option
anon I

>>149678605
my condolences.

>>149678685
I saw somewhere that after the free trial, you won't find the free matches where hou usually do, you have to browse on matches featured today or something, but they are still there

I don't know exactly, I've been watching the whole cup on pirated streams

>>149678726
is the hat big, or is that little girls head just tiny

>>149678758
its harry maguires hat hes just borrowing it

I don't care anymore about the cwc

>>149678742
i think that normal captain obvious
the chelsea problem is they have problems in the second half. they were blessed with palmeiras own goal and benfica's red card

>>149678768
at what point did you stop caring?
for me, it was before game 1

>>149678768
It's ok Bono
It's ok
You're a great keeper

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>>149678767
good lad maguire

How do I watch this if I don't have DAZN?

>>149678779
Ro16, I haven't watched a single match since the last group stage game, reason unknown

>>149678792
http://www.lemonparty.org/Fluminense-vs-Chelsea-CH-2.html

Hmm yes today I shall be having a hungarian stream

>>149678792
how did you get this video of me?
cracksportsdotme

>>149678782
>Arias tem sido um destaques do Tricolor no torneio, assim como o Tricolor entre os brasileiros, já que é o único que permanece na competição - Palmeiras caiu nas quartas de final; Flamengo e Botafogo nas oitavas.
>O colombiano destacou a humildade como um dos triunfos da equipe e comentou o peso de ser o único time de fora da Europa a se manter na briga pelo título.
>"Somos um clube multicultural. Temos jogadores colombianos, argentinos, uruguaios, venezuelanos, paraguaios. Somos um clube bastante inclusivo nesse aspecto e, como disse, sinto que temos essa responsabilidade. Somos o único sul-americano entre as grandes potências europeias. Acho que é importante para nós não apenas representar as cores do clube, não apenas as cores do Brasil, mas de toda a América do Sul."

Fluminese fast goal pls

>>149678818
Portuguese tonight I think. Oldest ally and all that

>>149678850
Gambling is bad your your finances and for your mental health
>>149678856
Morena portuguesa SEXO

Why the Hungarian flags, brazibros?

>>149678868
fluminense flags, not hungary flags

>>149678872
oh really

>>149678863
I have the best week in my gambling career

holw many for palmer

why does /copalib/ hate fluminese so much?

>>149678890
0. fuck that mouthbreather

>caramelo spotted
what the fuck does this nigga do for a living?
he is everywhere

>>149678882
yeah pretty funny
bocafags here sometimes use the swedish flag cuz it's blue and yellow too

>>149678868
Fluminense uses these colors because a century ago a guy named Oscar Cox saw these colors on a english shirt and thought this would be a good idea. We used to be white and grey at 1902 I think.

I want a 3-3 kino.

>>149678825
Ele é o rei de reis

its always very special when england and brasil match up

footballs glamour match up

rio de janeiro vs london

>>149678818
t. someone in this webm >>149678868

>lower back pain
>lower abdomen pain
>can't go 2 hours without shitting and pissing
I'm literally dying for some reason but LET'S GO CHELSEA
Don't care about this cup btw.

the home of football vs the mecca of football

It's not looking good for us fluminense sisters... this has 5-0 all over it

>>149678926
Without a doubt. Fluminense are losing this, BADLY

lelsea

>>149678931
>>149678926
Fluminese will keep it close

> +34C
grim

this eve's delicacy: quasi-rotten melon and pastrami

more like log flumeinense because theyre gonna shit out a fat log on chelsea

>>149678926
5-0 is a dangerous lead

Spermsea

>stadium without a roof
cloud status?

>>149678943
why do amerigolems insist on playing sports in ungodly temperatures?

>>149678944
very swedish coded meal

Battle of the frauds?

NANA NANA NANANA NANA NANA NA NA

>>149678959
Shut up you fat fuck

>>149678946
more like flog fluminense players after tonight's disastrous performance (I am rooting for total fluminense death)

>>149678959
accurate

Pedro Neto and Joao Pedro masterclasses incoming.

EEEEEEEEEEK

>>149678956
california and florida run USA and its hot there

>>149678959
yes

>>149678920
Kidney stones bro. Seek a doctor

If he was alive which team would he have supported?

respect to all the brazilian lads

the next club world club should be in europe

>>149678978
isn't he american? he probably doesn't even knows what's a soccer

>>149678920
>can't go 2 hours without shitting and pissing
average chelsea rent boy desu

>>149678978
Chelsea

NEW MATCH THREAD
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>>149678615

>>149678615

>>149678615

>>149678912
>rio de janeiro vs london
the two regions with the best football in their respective countries, isn't that right lads?

>>149678971
This is a lie, Californian weather is quite mild and pleasant due to the ocean

I'm a 29 years old kissless virgin

>>149678974
probably, i know i have a 0.7cm stone in there but can't do anything about it
got a fever too
anyway cracked open a beer and hope i'll piss it out

>>149678978
Olympique de Marseille unironically

>>149678980
this and by europe i mean buenos aires

>149678996
didnt ask

>>149678996
I’m fucking a 18 yo in a few hours ama

>>149678996
stay pure king

same?

>>149679001
Why

>>149678996
How lmao

>>149678987
kys

Why do Chelsea keep wearing the white kit when they could wear blue

why are fluminense players are old ass niggas, they don't breed in brazil?

>>149678996
same but i'm 2 years older even

>>149659181 (OP)
>all the american commentators agree to root for flopinense
Prepare for disappointment, thirdie dogs.

>>149678994
wtf bro someone pissed on your flag
>>149678998

Wtf are these standing things near entrance

>>149678994
>hottest american summer vs coldest brazilian winter

>>149679016
not anymore

>>149678907
Fluminense were white and grey from 1902-1904. But the real reason we changed wasn't because Cox saw the colours in an English kit. Rather, we couldn't find the right grew fabric anywhere in Brazil or the UK to make new kits, so the board decided to make the change.
>>149678912
The matchup between the cradle and the home is always going to be special.

>>149679016
>they don't breed in brazil?
I fucking wish.

this is the most unlikeable chelsea team since before roman abramovich bought the club

>>149679023
Are you refering to arab woman and chinese men?

>>149679026
boooooooooooo

>>149679016
this generation were too busy playing fortnite or whatever and didnt develop any skill so the 40 year old boomers are still better than them

>>149679027
Total anti-natalist victory

>>149679022
Try something original next time faggot

>>149679014
usually when teams play the second kit despite not needing it it's because of the sponsor. they make them wear the 2nd kit a certain number of times each season for contract

Would you look at the time. It's game time!

Chelsea: Sanchez; Gusto, Tosin, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, Fernandez (c); Pedro Neto, Nkunku, Palmer; Joao Pedro
Head coach: Enzo Maresca

Fluminense: Fabio; Ignacio, Thiago Silva (c), Thiago Santos; Guga, Herclues, Bernal, Nonato, Rene; Arias, Cano
Head coach: Renato Gaúcho

Arena: MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
Referee: Francois Letexier
Time: 3 PM, 19:00 GMT, 21:00 CEST

Here we go!

cu cu cu cucurella

>Thiago Santos starting
Lol it’s over, congratulations Chelsea.

>>149679027
I see a deluge of BBCs on the horizon.

>>149679027
you people better stop watching soap operas and start making babies

>>149679050
even africans agree there are too many people
it will come down

>>149679012
by having that school shooter face and being boring I guess, also I'm a drunktard trying to recover (for the 16362727th time)

What are we drinking bros?
>For me its a giant caipirinha

>>149679016
traps cant get pregnant

Why they got a /sp/ poster next to the ref?

we boxing now

>>149678978
Porto CP

>>149679062
drinking green tea with mint

>>149679060
I hope you're right.

>>149679062
>[spoiler]Fanta Guaraná[/spoiler]

>>149679062
I have some hibiscus cider but I'm saving it for tomorrow

>>149679062
Nothing. My mom gets angry when I drink

>>149679061
bro just give it up and embrace the booze, who cares what normies think
booze is the only thing that makes you happy, let yourself be happy and drink.

>>149679044
What's Makima doing here?

REMINDER

ARSENAL
MAN UNITED
LIVERPOOL

THE 3 BIGGEST SPORTS TEAMS IN THE WORLD ARE NOT HERE

NOONE CARES ABOUT QATAR FC OR AUBU DHABU FC

Who the fuck is this ref? He's got down syndrome??

not a boxing match

>>149679069
Green tea has caffeine in it. You want to fall asleep eventually yet you're drinking caffeine. Isn't that a bit hypocritical?

>>149679061
>by having that school shooter face
Youre Spanish i dont believe it.

>michael buffer

cringe

Fuck that guy, get PJ and Duncan out

>>149679062
what the heck is wrong with your screen

>>149678590
>The football club that achieved everything through years and years of money injections is the club with soul

stadium is pretty full... why did spee lie to me

>>149659181 (OP)
Ruuuuuuuuuummmmbleeeee

>>149679085
>ARSENAL
bro thinks he's part of the team LMAO

>>149678996
one year to wizardry champ

>>149679066
YES

>>149679087
american cringe is the worst

Who are the good guys?

>>149679087
LETS GET READY TO SLURPPPP

>>149679096
>sovl is when poverty and bus parking

Im drinking milk

damn that's some AMERIKINO right there

based America

Will there be extra pressure on Enzo to perform because its against a Brazilian club or does that only extend to the national teams

>>149679062
only the cheapest pisswater for me

Let's get ready to rumble (because we haven't eaten in 2 minutes)

>>149679108
nonce

>>149679108
Chelseakkgdy

>>149679108
Not Fluminense, that's for sure

Renato looks like a skinhead.

>>149679108
Tits too big, ass too small.

>>149679116
caturella?

/box/chads we won


>>149679108
SEXOOOOOOO

>>149679097
FIFA lowered ticket prices by 97% or something

>still no goal
slurper

>>149679082
>booze is the only thing that makes you happy
yeah it's really really fun until you fuck up, I'm 2 weeks sober but I don't think I can control it anymore lmao

I do sports btw, I'm not a fatass

>let's get ready to rumble
>countdown to kick off
Let me guess, a Mexican wave next?

>>149678390
The Qatar part is the bittersweet part.
Everything else about the club is great. The team, their tactics, the coach, the fans, the history of the club (both the lore of its founding and the modern history with all the footballers that went through it in the past few years to finally arrive to this year's winning team).
Also I'll definitely take them over Chelsea and RM any day.

>>149679133
BASED

How do you explain Eurobeans that Fluminense plays the Europa league of South America

>>149679062
any beer man in?

44 yo... he's just a fuckin' kid

>>149679008
who's dick is bigger?

>>149679133
bsaed

>this chelsea against PSG high pressing
lel

>>149679116
BOOOOOOOO

which team is the most chungus

SPORTS WASHING FC CLUBS

Why isn’t Chelshit playing with their blue kits?

>>149679085
man said arsenal

>>149678476
Their main "enemies" are Marseille who are quite literally the club hiring all the literal bad guys to play at their club, so fuck them really.

every time i see chelsea play they have a new player in the team

3-2 fluminense

>>149679154
Her clit is bigger than my dick

>>149679062
Refill iced tea at my local Buffalo wings and rings.

stream link?

>>149679165
What is this post

>>149679169
surely they have bigger rivals than marseille. i was born in 1995 and they havnt done anything in my entire lifetime

>>149678996
are you the bloke from the tennis thread? get over it

>>149679168
you ever left europe?

Why is Chelsea playing with Palmeiras away kit? They absorb their defeated foes?

lmao retard

>>149679179
looks chill. could go for some of that rn

their kits look too similar

>>149679180
he come to town

>>149679196
based colorblind retard

>>149679180
Just download DAZN

>>149679192
judging on how he plays they should have called him mal defendo desu

>>149679201
based normal retard

where is he?

>>149679183
No one is their rival in the French league in terms of football.
In terms of fandom, Marseille are the second biggest French club as far as I know, and even if they aren't they are the most anti-PSG fandom for sure.

>>149679196
look at their socks bro

this is gonna be a slurper

>>149679167
>>149679042
And now there's a kit clash BAKA

>>149679195
Thanks. Just had 5 rounds of boneless wings. Awaiting the next.>>149679195

>>149679201
I don't believe there's a kind of colorblindness that makes you mixup white with red/green
t. colorblind

>>149679205
Are you a german with a VPN?

They're going to dive and roll around after every tackle aren't they?

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>>149678811

>>149679180
This guy not me, he on VPN or something

>>149679211
Kek.

kwab

>>149679213
mmm...how much does it cost for unlimited wings there

cant believe spee is taking this mickey mouse cup seriously

>>149679230
We don't care

>>149679230
chill, salah

VAI TOMAR NO CU CHELSHIT
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AQUI É ALL FLUMINENSE PORRA

>>149679153
>That animal Infantino...

>>149679230
What else are we going to watch? The Women's Euros?

>>149679195
Just got my next 2 rounds. Pretty chill here as almost no people.

>>149679219
404

GO CHELSEA GO!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHELSEA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! !

>>149679230
we're not, may aswell watch it still though

>>149679211
kek

>>149679242
TNS are playing a macedonian team on s4c

>>149679167
They’re saving it for the final.

CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu*

Is Cole palmer playing

>>149679259
anulo mufa

>>149679230
you should never take any sportsballs seriously, it's a clear indicator of no life goals

>>149679244
ask that slag if she wants to date a britbong for me bro

is pedro neto the most handsome man alive ??

I am getting full body massage as I am watching this match. Life is good man

>>149679229
MXN$245 plus MX$50 for refill beverage on Tuesdays.

Pretty good mate.

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AQUI É CHELSEA PORRA

>>149679227
lol how was that a foul?

Does someone even like chelshit? Definition of SOULLESS team.

GO CHELSEA GO!

>>149679084
>What's Makima doing here?
Makima's always watching

if the best teams in the world why does everyone only watch them play about 6 times a year??

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who turned off the lights?

>>149679272
how are you watching when the tv is off
if peru posts a webm show the masseuse

>>149679279
My friends in school but they were jews

Could Al Hilal beat this Chelsea team?

CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu*

>>149679270
When he doesn’t have his zoomer haircut

Just finished cutting my melon,how is total flumerde death progressing?

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AQUI É CHELSEA PORRA

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AQUI É CHELSEA PORRA

match fixing league

match fixing league

match fixing league

match fixing league

match fixing league

match fixing league

>>149679272
is there a happy ending included?

>>149679268
If you are a güero, she would dump that beta she is with.

If you are Achmed, women here do not want prietos.

>>149679230
>nooo the PL is supposed to have a monopoly on club football, stop caring about this

>>149678726
he burns local

>>149679244
God damn. Heaven.
I'm just in my bed hoping it doesn't go to overtime, because I have work tomorrow

COME OOOON
LET'S KICK THE SUDACAS OUT OF THIS CUP ALREADY

>>149679299
ur mum cut my melon last night m8

Wanted to have a pre-match poo but lost track of the time

>>149679292
Yeah, al hilal beating chelsea to me feels more realistic than these incompetent brazilians.

>>149679298
>nothing personnel, amerisharts

VAI TOMAR NO CU FLORMINENC
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AQUI É CHELSEA PORRA

>>149679283
I lover her so much. Hope she watches me jerk off.

OMG RONALDO HI

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AQUI É ARIAS PORRA

Now that this tinpot is almost over, WHO TF would pay to watch this shit next time?

not looking good, flusisters

cano is in shitty form

>>149679315
wtf Romania bro
i thought we were brothas

anybody got a decent quality stream please?

What are you looking at?

Why Cucurella is so fucking puncheable?

PAGUE A SERIE B FLUMINENSE
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AQUI É SEU BARRIGA PORRA

Oh boy, the team is nervous, I think it’s over, but I’m satisfied, we went way beyond anyone’s expectations.

>>149679330
hand-crafted for HWD

Cwc should be every year

>>149679330
That is someone's son.

>>149679330
middle east
they only chose usa to legitimize it before it goes the the middle east every time for the next 20 years

Huh didn’t realize DAZN has a free stream with ad (with an account).

>>149679338
no he isnt shutup !! >_<

>>149679305
Yes, on her onlyfans

>>149679342
>H
>WD

>>149679315
i'm never listening to dragostea din tei again. and i loved that song. we're done.

>>149679334
he doesn't knows

Ronaldo spotted!

>>149679338
You're a short haired slave and therefore hate long haired free men instinctively.

>>149679339
KEK

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AQUI É MEU PAU NEGRO PORRA

>>149679341
Believe it, bro.

MUNDIAL É MEU PAU FLUMINENSE
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SEU DESTINO É SERIE C

>>149679334
the brazilian spam makes it hard colega

Enzo is really trying to emulate Lampard's role wtf

the GOAT here

>>149679359
pimp

>>149679364
>>149679341
WE got this relax

Fluminense only conceded three goals so far and two of them were against Ulsan HD

>>149679364
>t. Naruto

Nanaranananararanana!

>>149679330
blonde women are so incredibly soulless it makes my penis soft

>>149679357
HALLO?

HAAAALLO

there is nothing but respect between england and brazil

Current temperature at the stadium

>>149679359
ronaldo is not that old or fat

>>149679371
Drink from the cup of TND

>>149679230
You dont care

>>149679386
OH NO, A CLOUD!

>Cano 25' (P)
>Cano 90'+19

>>149679359
Fake rOnaldo

TODAY FLUMINENSE ARROGANCE ENDS

>>149679386
current temperature @ my peanits

>>149679378
>Posting pictures of actual children with an AI filter on top.
Peak maligno behavior.

O FLAMENGUISTA FOI NO MÉDICO DIZENDO QUE OUVIA VOZES.
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ERA A TORCIDA GRITANDO "É CAMPEÃO" DESDE 1981!

>>149679375
When is Ulsan HD gonna evolve to Ulsan 4K?

BORA FLUSAO KKKKK

those sudden sun to shadow changes on the pitch...ameribros...the clouds are coming....

>>149679386
bet the house on fluminense

>>149679357
they're moldovan, no?

Cam on flumenense score sam fackin goals

>>149679386
This gives the thirdies a chance. They're used to this temperature.

>>149679394
that white boy lives life on easy mode

Floorminense should never had reached this far

>>149679390
I agree, Total Nintendo Death

Shall I eat a caramel kit kat or a bar of snickers? Or neither cause each have like 400 calories? got them as a gift at work today.

>>149679405

El mate te hizo mogolico

I run faster than Fluminense's wingers.

believe in him

>>149679411
Holy based

Puta que pariu, tem que acabar com esse Thiago Santos, o cara quer entregar todos os jogos que ele joga

anime for a chelsea win!!

>>149679423
holy zased

>>149679418
is Latvia a first world country?

G-guys, I think I saw a cloud.

>>149679434
basaka?

>>149679394
very catholic of you paddy downloading pictures of kids

>>149679415
tomate tomato

>>149679419
You'd think but i gres up in a similar environment and they bully you because you are the other

>>149679439
holy based !!! ^_^

>>149679408
BASADO

>>149679313
Once met this Danish girl named Lene Pfeiffer Petersen. Was cute but aged like hellish milk.

Plus she likes muslimes.

>>149679432
>Not denying it.

>>149679421
I want to eat her asshole

>>149679418
That’s a such a blatant lie, the heat is bad for everyone.

>>149679430
both are shit but i'll go with kitkat after leaving it the fridge to cool down

>entire fucking team off-side again
STOP DOING THAT

>>149679443
lmao no. not even close. bigger shithole than albania

football shirts look so much better without sponsors

GOL DE CHELSEA

>>149679434
for me, it's Kano

Nice goal tbhwy

JOAOOOOOOOOO

Who is your favorite UMA?

it's over

GOOOOOOOOOOL

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its fucking joever

TAKE A BOW SON

STATUS?

1ST WORLD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

pedro pedro pedro
estas loco

holy shit

>golaço
OH NO NO NO fluzão bros...

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>>149678967
>>149678967
TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

it's over, the evil won

Yup, there you go, it’s over.

I NEVER CARED ABOUT THIS MICKEY MOUSE CUP ANYWAYS

it's overu

BLOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Should've celebrated though

Fuck. Nice goal but still fuck.

Golaço da porra.

Masterclass betrayal.

>>149679268
Tired to take a better picture of the bitch.

It's over for the huehues
RIP

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

BLOOTER

wow. what a goal

>>149679456
Sounds like Danish women alright

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIt already penetrated

We don't care.

OLHA O GOL OLHA O GOL OLHA O GOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DOOOOOOOOOOOO CHELSEEEEEEAAAA (PLAYS SONG)

Goal for UEFA

GOLAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu* CHEEEEEEELSEAAAA *fiu fiu fiu*

THIRIDE
DOGS
LEARN
THEIR
PLACE

mundial status?

the law of the ex strikes again

Damn that one stuck in the net.

>>149679462
I like them both but stopped eating that kind of crap more than a month ago cause I wanna lose weight. I think I'll go with the kitkat then.

ITS OGRE

golaxo but the reason it happened was grim, 5-0 incomimg

HO LEE

>>149679474
rice shitter
mayano top cun

Best CWC goal

holy shit what a goal

>>149679504
kys for infecting me with yellow fever

>>149679474
DAIWA-CHAN

Fuck you really have a delay on your streams

Joao Pedro so class

>only Flu can kill Flu
kino

KWAB

>>149679443
Basically latvia, estonia, lithuania and poland are the only remaining white ethnostates in the world.

>>149659181 (OP)
a younger gk would have saved this

O HEX-ACK

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

Watch Fluminense equalize nowwwwwwwwwwwww

>joão pedro
Where this nigga was hidden? It is a shame that he is playing for a team owned by retarded americans.

>>149659181 (OP)
over

heh

>>149679520
You could always eat my cum.

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>buy your player
>use him to beat your team
Nothin personnel macacos.

ironically, if chelsea cared he'd never attempt that low xG shot

>>149679504
yeah, the best brazil can offer is a team that almost got relegated last season lol

LMAO BRAZIL

>>149679538
kek, destiny is a bitch

>Not even a south american team in the finals
LMAOO

Find the increase in Brazilian players named Joao a bit weird desu, felt that naming everyone Joao was Portugal's thing

Holy shit get Cano out of this shit, dude is completely lost

>>149679549
>this is the best defense coimabol can offer

its over

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

SORRY LADS

>>149679539
>mongolstonia
>white

ez chelsea win

TODAY CHELSEA WILL SEND THE CRYING BABIES TO HOME.

>>149679474
UMA DELÍCIA

mutts will defend flu selling to europe the very player that will knock them out this tourney
being a fan of this sport in a shithole like my country is absolutely cucked

NEW
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>>149679570

>>149679570

>>149679540
Alá o pato dormindo

How did this shit beat Inter Milan and Al Hilal?

>>149679460
Do murder rates go up in summer? I've heard that heat makes people more violent, they have less impulse control.

>>149679474
fuck this game and all the normalfag streamers that are normalizing gachashit by playing it

Brazil just scored, retards
We are winning

>>149679552
Nah, I'm a lesbian. Thanks for the offer though! It's the thought that counts.

>>149679563
pretty common here too since always

>>149679474
GOATship

>same value as millwall

kek cheers barry

>hues coping that they actually watn to lose
LMFAO DOGS

how do you say BLOOTER in portuguese?

new
>>149679570
>>149679570

>>149679583
Anyone can beat the fraud that is inzaghi.

>>149679539
We are less than 5 million in total (except for Poland). If they wanted, they could send 10 million Nigerians to overrun us.

>>149679503
That is her. She was cute when she came to high school at 17.

>>149679593
I am a lesbian too! I do have a cock though...

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>>149679654
>i'm a thirdie, let me explain how my club being shit doesn't matter

>>149679563
Just João is a bit less common for younger peoole, but composites like João Pedro, João Paulo, João Vitor etc are extremely common.

>>149679654
and you be like:
>i will support my team even though it sells all its best players to europe, only for them to knock us out internationally. yes, i am a cuck.

BENULTYYYYYYYY

HOWEVER