scousers are nonce's edition

You have to wonder what Newcastle's owners are thinking about Howe now. He has no pull whatsoever.

Van Shite talks too much for someone who gets kwabbed as soon as he plays out of Liverpool.

I'm hearing reports of Isak SNUBBING Liverpool

>>149662476
That's your greatest ever centreback, you fool.

>>149662516
t. deluded London negro

>>149662573
We don't sign our posts here.

>>149662583
Takes one to know one

Has Auschwirtz blown his ACL again yet?

Arsenal think they're a big club

>>149662685

still laughing about this

so arsewog isnt happy about the gyokeres signing then

Are Chelsea buying a new goalkeeper?

>>149662695

They know he is going to pull an RVP and switch to United the moment they are back in the Champions Leage

>>149662732
kek can you imagine the seethe

>the nonce is using a vpn to reply to himself now
there has to, I mean absolutely HAS to be something better you could be doing this afternoon

>>149662732
he'll be retired by the time they're back in the UCL

Is Patrick Agyemang a fraud ameribros?

>And your bill sir, comes to… £60m plus tip

>>149663125
why do bloids colour in their hairline with felt tip pens?

>World Soccer Magazine
>Soccer Saturday
>Soccer AM
>Soccerettes
Did the internet and social media kill the use of the term soccer in the UK?

>>149663173
no it wasnt used in the 90s or 00 before complete normification of the internet either

>>149663248
Oh okay then why something like Soccer AM?

>>149663248
>it wasnt used in the 90s or 00
Well this is definitely a lie as someone who remembers those decades
Even to take a popular example Soccer Saturday was a programme since early Sky Sports in the 90s

>>149663264
No one human irl ever used it though. I remember some Americans coming up to us in a leisure centre in around 1998 and asking us about "soccer" and we physically laughed in his stupid freedom loving face because you never heard anyone say "soccer" seriously.

>>149663281
I'll grant you that not many called it that. Irish people used it though extensively, in fact probably the use of it was because Sky Sports was trying to sell 'soccer' to Ireland. It worked

>>149663264
sensible soccer
international superstar soccer

>>149663173
You'd have to ask Sky. I'd imagine they just liked the alliteration for Soccer Saturday.

There’s an English band XTC, one of their songs includes the lyric “all the world is football shaped”. At the time I was like that’s a weird lyric (like NFL egg ball shaped?). Literally how I discovered other people call the sport football lol. Thx for reading my blog.

>>149663167
for me it's when they have dreads or whatever the fuck and they leave a weird bit of fuzz for a hairline, truly inexplicable

>>149663340
Fascinates me how Americans genuinely forget other countries exist. Always hear them remark how they forgot timezones outside of their own existed. Almost wish my upbringing was that insular. Must be comfy.

>>149663340
XTC were a good band yeah

>>149663388
If you heard a band say football and you didn't know their nationality, would you assume they meant AFL?

>>149663390
Yup, Skylarking is perfect.

>>149662469
Newcastle need a Spanish manager if they want to win trophies

>>149663482
Yeah that is their best studio album for me but personally their best album is Transistor Blast and it gets overlooked so check that one out if you haven't already

>>149663497
We tried, Emery and Rafa told us no.

>Galatasaray have reached an AGREEMENT with Victor Osimhen over a 3+1 year contract
Dave about to take it out on us as though we're Galatasaray

>>149663517
I will now, thanks dude

>>149663540
Do Unitedfags still think they have any pull in the market while finishing 15th? Pure delusion.

>>149663453
nah, english dad

>>149663497
howe has a positive record against spanish managers

>>149663497
They have won a trophy though

>Luis Suarez (not that one, /trans/!!!) is Sporting’s top target to replace Viktor Gyökeres. The Almeria striker is keen on the move after initial talks.
Seems Gyökeres is already gone

>>149663691
Sporting Director haggling for an extra 5m, could still go tits up

>>149663576
>cunha is ecstatic to play for utd
>mbuemo wants nobody but utd
yeah, delusion.

>>149663756
>Cunha is ecstatic to get £300kpw
>Mbeumo wants nobody but whoever will pay him £250kpw (United)
That's what pull is.

Newcastle should just continue buying British talents. Bring in Tyler Dibling from Southampton, push for Charlie Cresswell from Toulouse and Brooke Norton-Cuffy from Genoa.

>>149663791
the boys are back in town

>>149663691
Gyokeres literally offered to pay £2m of his own money just to get Sporting to agree so Arsenal didn't have to pay more and all this has done is made Sporting go
>Okay we'll take your £2m too, we still want £70m
It's fucking insanity, the guy has sold his house, broken up with his girlfriend and has told Sporting he isn't playing yet Sporting want money that no other club would demand.

But I don't care about Arsenal what I do care about is how can Sporting do this but United can't? We have Garnacho and he has fucked shit up and yet can't get £60m for him? Baffling.

>>149663782
Cunha isn't on £300k per week he's on £200k (£250k with bonuses iirc). Mbeumo is getting the same as Cunha or less.

>>149663540
Turkey has a weird system where marquee signings have their wages paid by sponsors, rather than the club. So they can afford his £300k per week. The issue isn't the wage but the fact Napoli want the £65m paid in full. Galatasaray cannot afford that.

>>149663823
>We have Garnacho and he has fucked shit up and yet can't get £60m for him? Baffling.

>Gyokeres would rather pay 2 million of of his own money than get sold to United and play under analrim
Can't make this shit up

>>149663791
How’s Cresswell been doing at Toulouse?

>>149663307
>sensible soccer
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3204590/Sociable_Soccer_25/
Guy made a new game but without multiplayer it is useless.

I've long tried to develop a tabletop football game (basically football version of Bloodbowl/Dungeonbowl) and had cool ideas and shit but I can't get it off the ground without help and money.

>>149663984
No clue. But it seemed to be Howe's MO when he first joined Newcastle. Bring in a "British core" so people are more forgiving to them being a new oil bitch

>>149662862
Scousers don't work, saar.

>>149663823
>Mbeumo is getting the same as Cunha or less
Cope

>>149663791
It's sad how desperate that club is to pretend that they aren't just a Saudi oil baron's plaything.

pouring one out for all those irish clubs going unsupported

>>149663281
This is more embarrassing for you than for them

>>149663388
>Always hear them remark how they forgot timezones outside of their own existed.
You're making that up

>>149663782
Why are you making up numbers? Oh that's right, /sp/ is an underage meme fest lmao.

Any updates on the Mbuemo to Competency FC situation?

>Arsenal’s talks with both Chelsea and Noni Madueke are ongoing and very positive, and a deal for a fee of ~€50m could be done by the end of the week. Mikel Arteta has always been a big fan and believes he could develop Madueke into a great left-winger.

Has Agent Trent brought Bellingham to Liverpool yet?

>>149664493
bellingshit wouldn't get in liverpool's midfield

>Liverpool star Luis Diaz reveals how he broke down in 'very, very big pain' after death of Diogo Jota
Will the death threats cease?

Arsenal haven't won a league title in OVER 20 YEARS

They've NEVER won a CL

>>149664300
You do that. Meanwhile in the real world Irish clubs are pulling record attendances while every Saturday millions of Englishmen commute past their local team's ground to glory hunt at a Premier League stadium

Yeah but.. Arsenal

Tottenham included add ons in their £50M bid for Mohammed Kudus that only kicked in if they win the Champions League or Premier League.

Unsurprisingly, West Ham rejected the offer.

(Source: @Alex_Crook / @talkSPORT)

J'sF and glory hunters OUT!

>>149664541
support your local club lad

>>149664586
I do. I'll tell you what I don't do though...support another club in the same pyramid as my local club. Nothing more plastic than that.

Twatington FC can't even afford to hire a dinner lady because all of the locals are down at the pub cheering on Manchester United

>>149664499
Because he snubbed them

>>149663497
They've already done that

>auschwirtz
>szobongebob
>virgin van dyke
>cackpoo

mr levy, I've bought some merch to "support the club" where are the new players?

>>149664706
Because the Irish pyramid isn't yet deep enough for that to happen. You have a grand total of two tiers. Wowee.

>>149664937
>Nordi Mukiele Mulere (born 1 November 1997) is a French professional footballer who plays as a right-back or centre-back for Ligue 1 club Paris Saint-Germain.

The last time Arsenal won the league social media didn't exist

>>149665099
Yes it did

>>149663497
Why are you spics so hopelessly stupid?

>>149665099
Zoom zoom

>>149663919
It's not sponsors. Galatasaray have sold assets in Istanbul, real estate... stuff like that just to sign washed up players like Sane. Typical roach logic

>>149663929
>We have Garnacho and he has fucked shit up
aye, namely goal-scoring opportunities kek

Thunderstorm in my city right now. The rain sounds are divine.

I'm gonna do it...! I'm gonna dedicate the thread to Diogo Jota!!!!

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/OT46ZAPGPAc
Oh, and FUCK OFF VPN YANKS

>>149665099
>he didn't have a MySpace account
Grim.

>>149665554
Same but my dog doesn't agree

>>149665825
Get your ugly faggot dog farted on man. LOL

>>149665856
is that how you get your jollies down in the 'chester?

>>149665886
Is that right aye?

MAN UNITED FINISHED 15TH HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

Rate the kit

>>149665949
pray we don't cross paths I'll knock you six ways from Sunday my man

>>149665979
Will you aye?

Calvert lewin is better than any striker united has yet their fans act like he's not good enough for them. Baffling

>>149665979
You couldn’t knock on wood you big mincer. Hope your dog dies of faggot dog aids. LMFAO

>>149665984
two hits, me hit you, ambulance hitting 100
simple as

>>149666007
Is that right aye?

>>149666016
you bet that's right. Cross me at the wrong time? I could be your worst nightmare

spurs finished 17th btw

>>149666007
>me hit you
can’t even spell he’s so fuming about his gay dog LMFAO

>>149666043
And had an objectively more successful season than Arsenal

>>149666043
How many trophies did they win? None, I assume?

>>149666060
trying to settle me down with a joke? Not happening. You awoke a sleeping giant

>>149666033
Could you aye?

Listen I'm all for bantering and battering, but we need to leave the pupper out of this. That little doggo hasn't done nuffin to no one.

>>149666082
Shame you won’t be able to wake up your gay dog when it’s finally put down for having aids. KEK

>>149666086
Could I ever! One thing you don't know about me is my interest in the Samurai, so let that be a little tip to tread lightly going forward

>>149665968
kek

>>149666115
Is that right aye?

>>149665968
Nah but in fairness they didn't spend any money, how can they finish higher than that?

>>149666147
>they didn't spend any money
I'm sorry, what? They spent £600 million with Ten Hag alone.

>>149666139
Right as rain. Clear as day. Watch your tone.

Lesson learned

Hi guys I'm looking for pics of Mbeumo's unveiling at Man United. It's been done for ages I assume there are some right?

>>149666175
You’ve learned your lesson have you aye?

Goldbridgebros....

>>149666007
>can't even get the saying right
It's 'If we had a fight there would be three hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90'. I'm sure you've lurked here and seen people say it off your VPN but at least get it right.

>>149663823
>noooo you have to sell good players for a bargain, how dare you demand a fair price?

>>149666211
Only lessons I've learned have been at the feet of my Samurai sensei, and I'm taking those lessons I learned to my grave

>>149666236
>have agreement he can leave for £59m
>renege on deal
£60m is a fair price for a shitter from the Portuguese league. Arsenal are being rinsed.

>>149666229
I'm aware of every expression and idiom and I will pick and choose how I deploy them. Watch your back

>>149666240
Are you aye?

>>149666275
Unless I find a spiritual warrior on the same journey as myself to pass along my knowledge yes that information dies with me

>>149666062
in what way? which trophies did they both compete for last season that spurs won over arsenal?

>>149666264
>source: an sleazy agent banned from certain clubs

there never was such a deal, its just a brownoid scumbag agent making shit up to try and force a deal.

>£60m is a fair price for a shitter from the Portuguese league. Arsenal are being rinsed.

Hey So basically I'm just gonna not sell the player I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna sell him is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

>>149666270
you’ll hear 10 hits, I hit you, you hit the floor, me and my boys hit you eight more times while you're knocked unconscious yo

>>149666443
that's what I wanted and you've fallen into my trap. Hope you and your boys have healthy insurance payouts for your next of kin

>>149666484
I was quoting Stavros “the pig” Halkias

>>149666520
I've never heard of Stavros, his new podcast, or cumtown. I read books written from before you were born

>>149666536
Oooh look at me I read books written before 1990! Ooh someone please care!

>>149666607
whoops thought you were younger

>>149666643
Shit book real lads read lord of the rings

>>149662439 (OP)
Lads, did you check it?

>>149665975
really love that kit, such a simple and effective kit, but that badge is atrocious and ruins it

>>149665975
Quite confused by the placement of the red and black highlights. It just looks random or not really thought out. If they went somewhere else, it would look nice.

>>149666688
caught the flick, got the gist

does west ham think they're a big club or something?

>>149666771
they're genetically superior to (((them))). so yes they are a bigger club.

Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen
>Christian Norgaard is expected to complete his move to Arsenal within the next 48 hours. £10m+£5m fee.

>>149666838
that literally doesn't make sense but ok

>>149662439 (OP)
The eternal merc

>Man Utd end secret talks over record-breaking Amazon series. Deal for well in excess of £10m off after months of dialogue. Ruben Amorim opposed + MUFC aligned on final decision - football/commercial/timing reasons.
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1942307727276921039

>>149666890
goddamn it

EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Elanga to Newcastle, here we go! Deal in place club to club with Nottingham Forest for £55m.

Agreement also in place with player’s camp on long term deal.

Excellent addition for #NUFC.

it's embarrassing how retarded newcastle are at transfers. 55m for a bum who scored 6 goals in nearly 50 apps last season.

>>149667214
to add to this, united get 20% of the fee too. just retarded all around by shitcastle. i guarantee united will use that money to snipe one of newcastle's other targets.

>>149667125
not better than barnes or gordon

>>149666890
>Man Utd end secret talk
why are these cowards always conducting their business in the shadows?

>>149667325
it pretty much confirms gordon is off then.

>>149667292
we'll be using that money to finish the mbuemo deal and the rest will go towards hopeful sales to be a strike and/or midfielder.

>ynr Diogo Jota

>>149667345
Been a lot of talk about this already but I don't know where he goes

>>149667345
>Sign RW
>That means the LW is gone

>>149667352
Wolves legend

>>149667325
Gordon will play up front

>>149667345
>mfw liverpool spend half a billion in this window

>>149667361
were rumours of 'pool weeks ago but heard nothing lately

>>149667351
*to buy a striker
I'm knackered

>>149667404
fixed it under the wire, I was about to lambaste you

>>149667367
elanga plays on both sides and can also play up front. he has a way better g/a off the left than on the right. loads of rumours going around about a few of the top 4 clubs wanting gordon and this pretty much confirms it.

>>149667426
;)

>>149667428
You should probably take a look at where he was playing when he was on the LW.
Makes zero sense to have two LWs already, one RW in Murphy, desperately need a RW, and then buy a RW who you're going to play on the left.

>>149667507
murphy is the main RW. gordon is leaving and elanga will replace him, with barnes being backup.

Gordon isak and salah up top with wirtz in behind just give us the quadruple now

>>149667543
Who is Murphy's backup?

>>149667543
>completely ignoring Anon's point so you can delude yourself into thinking Gordon is fucking off
lol, lmao

never have I seen more "neutral" fans want a club to have less success than newcastle, and this goes back to pre-saudi ownership

>>149667565
Chiesa

>Arsenal are interested in Rodrygo and Anthony Gordon (@David_Ornstein)

1 hour ago

lel

>>149667565
elanga and then barnes will play left wing

>>149667574
>delude yourself into thinking Gordon is fucking off
take it up it ollie

>>149667590
>osimhen
what year is this

>>149667611
spouting complete babble at this point

>>149667619
Classic phoneposter falling for blatant clickbait.

>>149667125
Basically confirms that Wissa is going to Forest than

>>149667589
Gordon is fucking gash. Rodrygo or nobody.

Seething Geordie Bastard so desperate to deflect from his club he's just making up Ornstein tweets. Very sad.
We are allowed to talk about your club you know, it hasn't even been especially negative. I know your favourite country would chuck us off a buidling for doing that.

>>149666890
Are you telling me United got SNUBBED by Amazon?

>>149662693
Two of those posts are me

There has to be a point when Liverpool start plotting the Jota replacement

>>149667807
>making up Ornstein tweets

>>149667214
>>149667292
Retards in here were saying this exact shit when we bought Gordon and now Liverpool are after him. It’s almost as if you are all complete spastics who don’t know anything about football it
or something

Newcastle have had their pants pulled down

>>149667881
what has gordon done? he's shit mate. he got 6 goals 6 assists in the league last season in 34 apps. nobody is losing their mind him. for reference saka had 6 goals 11 assists in 25 apps last season and was out for 4 months. jota had 6 goals 4 assists in 26 apps and he's a benchwarmer. gordon isn't an upgrade for either club.

>>149667947
>gordon isn't an upgrade for either club.
Why would big clubs want him then?

>>149667981
cheeky depth move

>>149667947
He's surely an upgrade on jota the poor lad is dead

>>149667988
But if he's as shit as Anon says nobody should be interested in him at all.

>>149667947
He got 11 goals and 10 assists in the previous season though you utter mong. And he’s been injured this season and in and out of the team. Bit weird that Liverpool keep sniffing around if he’s completely shit.

>>149667981
how do you know they want him? there has been no confirmed bids for gordon by any club so far. arsenal are going for rodrygo and madueke, and liverpool are trying to get rid of wingers right now.

>Wayne Rooney is set to become a regular pundit on Match of the Day.

>He has landed an £800,000 two-year contract with the BBC.

(Source: @MirrorFootball)

>>149668086
Grim

>>149668026
>how do you know they want him?
Where did I suggest that? If anything >>149667345 said he was off because Elanga is coming in. But if no clubs are interested in him, where is he going to go?

Holy shit

>>149668086
800k pounds to work 38 times a year and say shit like "yeah they need to defend better, their left hand side is getting overrun" or "i think honestly the manager needs to go".
I was baffled when I found out what the pundits here in denmark makes, but this is absolutely insane

>>149668086
>So mmmhm yeah he kicked the ball really good and that mmm yeah I think they pressed really well and so the other team never had a chance to errmm build up and uh mmmm that and he kicked the ball in the next sorry net I meant net so yeah and that was good uhhh
Just a taste of the scintillating punditry motd fans have to look forward to

>>149668086
Rooney is actually a decent pundit. As long as it keeps him away from any dugout in football that's a good thing.

Indy was hot on the trail over a year ago

coleen aged really well. he aged like a drunkard.

>>149668192
he genuinely looks older than my da

>>149668192
He's just fat

>>149668192
How is he always SO fucking red faced?

£55 mil for Elanga seems like shitty business for Forest, what are they playing at?

>>149668192
Do people normally blow up like that after they get married?

Gordon is a downgrade on both of Liverpool's left wingers. It's not happening

here we go!

>>149668228
Doing Newcastle a favour after they gave them 20 million for a shit Greek goalkeeper no one had ever heard of.

>>149668226
Even his soul patch area is getting fiery red.

>>149668241
It’s mental I didn’t know your chin could get that rosey

>>149668192
Based Rooney always looks so jolly.

>>149668226
Alcoholic

>>149667881
Gordon has been carried by Isak

>>149668323
he just enjoys a pint with the lads back off

>>149668344
Same

>>149667947
>jota had 6 goals 4 assists in 26 apps and he's a benchwarmer.

Napoli have tabled a £43M + £4M offer for Liverpool striker Darwin Nunez!

(Source:
@DiMarzio
)

>>149668464
read the room napoli holy shit

>>149668464
mugs

>Konaté has now made his decision: if he leaves Liverpool, it will only be to join Real Madrid. The decision is very clear to the Frenchman: he considers Real as the perfect club to grow in his career and willing to wait until 2026 to join as free agent, similar to Trent. - SkySports

>martinelli out
>sesko won't
>saka still being saka
>cunha in
>gyokeres hijacked
>call me maybe mbeumo
>wirts in
>gakpo in
>salad in
You people told me manchester red was rich

Mbeumo medical next week

>>149668733
Isn't Wirtz a midfielder

>>149668774
Casemiro, Mainoo and Penandes lined up on a graphic doesn't hit as hard

>>149668774
he'll probably play on the wing if diaz leaves. there's no space for him in midfield with szoboszlai, gravenberch and mac allister

>>149668878
wish i could staple a big blue ribbon to your forehead that just says "biggest spastic in the thread" on it

>>149668878
spermozly used to be a winger, id image he gets shoved out wide

>>149668878
they're not gonna waste his talent on the wing. gakpoo will start on the left, wirtz will either be some false 9 and play in the middle of a front 3 or just in the midfield and relegate szoboszlai to the bench
i mean there's gonna be 60 games a season every season forever now, everyone's gonna get a lot of playing time anyway

>>149668878
szobwhatever and mac allister are both overrated because they play for liverpool btw

>>149668919
>>149668925
It'll just be Gakpo on the left and Wirtz in the 10. Blows my mind some of you actually watch football regularly and still know nothing about it.

>>149668925
with nunez leaving gakpo will start up top. with diaz leaving and jota no longer around they need another left wing and wirtz will most likely play there. i saw an analysis from a liverpool fan account and they said slot has played formation where the fullbacks become wingers and the wingers tuck in, hence the idea of wirtz playing on the wing being viable. imo they didn't even need him and slotting him into the team while dropping established players like szoboszlai will be painful if they go down that path.

>>149668975
alri citymong

>>149668966
yeah i said that. and i also suggested the other possibility, considering they lost 1 striker to fatality and the manager hates the other one and is looking to sell him so realistically they have no strikers, is more of a false 9-ish role, which would also allow szoboszlai to continue playing as part of the midfield 3

>>149668988
so it's liverpool fans who keep screeching about "dave" and "citymong". kindly fuck off. you're already a hated fanbase, but go and do this shit on reddit or something. we're talking about football here.

>inb4 he'll reply to this with more off topic shit

>>149668966
with salah up top and spermozly on the right
what crawled up your panties?

>>149668966
and who as striker with no nunez? it's an open secret nunez is going.

>>149668966
>>149669008
actually maybe i misunderstood you, you think wirtz will be the 10 and they won't play a striker? i didn't think of that. could work

>>149669012
be quiet citymong

>>149669031
>could work
it's called the false 9 and it's completely contrary to the style slot plays.

>>149669027
Darwin is going because Slot is a fraud who can't unlock him. I wish it was next season so I can see him be exposed as the bald fraud he really is.

>>149669045
well i already said false 9. i meant like a true striker-less formation, wirtz deeper back. probably not in vogue these days or ever maybe

>>149669022
>>149669027
>>149669031
They're just going to buy a striker, you retards. You lot are like FM players trying to reinvent the fucking wheel to feel like a tactical genius. They bought Wirtz to play the 10 ahead of Szobozslai. They experimented with Szobozslai in the 8 in the post-title-win games at the end of last season. Salah will play RW. Wirtz will play the 10. Gakpo will play LW. They will buy a new 9. It really is that simple.

>>149669060
recipe for disaster because false 9 doesn't work in the prem.

>>149669085
Worked well enough for Liverpool to win said Prem.

>MPs could be set to vote on a proposal to make at least 10 Premier League games available on free-to-air television each season.

>The Liberal Democrats have tabled an amendment to the Football Governance Bill, which continues to make its way through parliament.

>The legislation will establish a regulator that is independent from government and the sport's authorities to oversee the men's game in England's top five divisions.

>The amendment would require it to ensure that the top-flight matches - along with the League Cup Final, and the Championship, League One and League Two play-off finals - would be free-to-air.

>The Lib Dems say they are confident that a vote will be granted on the proposal.

holy based

>>149669065
yeah that's obviously the right solution, but who are they gonna buy
>>149669085
roberto firmino

>>149663340
Didn’t read

>>149669091
when? they've played with a proper attacker there consistently. arsenal are the only team playing a literal centre mid as a striker (merino), till gyokeres comes in ofc.

>>149669109
firmino was a centre forward and had played there prior to joining liverpool. in his last season in the bundes he played as many games as a striker as he did as an attacking midfielder. wirtz has as many apps as a striker as he has as a winger at this stage of his career, which is around 10-11.

>>149669106
>>The amendment would require it to ensure that the top-flight matches - along with the League Cup Final, and the Championship, League One and League Two play-off finals - would be free-to-air.
Still not paying for the TV licence, fuck off

>>149669221
You're the reason why we're a broke country*

*not including funding for foreign wars

>>149669109
>but who are they gonna buy
I'm sure I could give you an answer if I had the tens of millions of pounds of data team information that Hughes and Edwards have.

>>149669158
Do you not know what a False 9 is mate? Firmino was a false 9 for most of his time at Liverpool. A false 9 is a striker that presses from the front, but in the build-up they drop into the hole and turn into the creative pivot that advances the attacks. Hence the name. It's a 9 that doesn't behave like a 9. A False 9.

Firmino playing the false 9 is the only way Liverpool could've got the output they got from Mane and Salah.

A shame Spurs and Yanited were never in any real danger of getting relegated.

>>149669247
>I'm sure I could give you an answer if I had the tens of millions of pounds of data team information that Hughes and Edwards have.
well no shit. i meant moreso the markets pretty bare right now (isak, probably wont happen, linked with ekitike or however you spell it, already seem out on gyokeres) unless they have some secret £30m guy out there that they think could be a salah/mane type transformation around that price

>>149669325
>unless they have some secret £30m guy out there that they think could be a salah/mane type transformation around that price
This is what I think will end up being the approach.

>>149669247
That doesn't necessarily mean they're a false 9 because many strikers do that. Was kane a false 9 when he used to drop all the way back into defensive midfield to spray passes? Firminho was a striker? Wirtz isn't a striker.

>>149669277
>96/97
>97/98
>02/03
>10/11
Those are the seasons Spurs would have been relegated in.

>>149669335
Peak Liverlusion

simpson pussy

Rodrygo - gyokeres - saka
------------------- eze -------------------

Probably the most lethal attack in the league goodness me. Odegaard wasn't even all that last season after his injury. Eze replaces him easily.

>>149669340
Jesus Christ, you actually are trying to talk about football without even knowing what a false 9 is. That's incredible.

>"Mo gets a lot of attention and rightly so but Bobby, for people with football knowledge -- I'm pretty sure when he finishes playing people will write books about the way he interpreted the false nine position," Klopp said.
Klopp was deploying him as a False 9.

>>149669358
There’s no way arsenal have the cash for rodrygo and eze on top of madueke considering how much they’ve spent without major departures

>>149669360
I know what a false 9 is. I saw fabregas wasted as one for years. The point is firminho was still a striker. Wirtz isn't a striker.

>>149669397
What the fuck are you babbling about? Can you explain to me what you think this conversation has been about? I fear you're having a stroke.

>>149669374
Madueke isn't happening it was all fake news according to ornstein. There hasn't been any contact. Its eze for 20m a season for 3 seasons, gyokeres for 56m, zubimendi for installments of 25-30m, norgaard for 9m, mosquera for 15m. That's 5 players for as much as Liverpool spent on one player and with still 70m+ left to spend on a winger such as rodrygo. Not including departures like trossard for 15-20m.

https://x.com/UPYOURARSENAL04/status/1942332631263371614?t=MUouISDc-64o_KLf7lOppA&s=19

>>149669236
BBC are giving Rooney £80,000 a year. Nah

>>149669358
>a guy who scores fewer goals for Real Madrid than Shartinelli does for Arsenal
>a Championship flop
>an AM who has one goal involvement every 4 games
>a corner kick and penalty merchant

I'm shaking with fear

>>149669450
Almost every deal is paid in instalments. Downplaying how much players cost because you only pay some of it in the first year is retarded. Eze is £68m and Zubimendi was £52m. That brings the total to £200m, although I doubt you get Mosquera for £15m.

>>149669539
I agree. Wirtz is £150M.

>>149669539
That's not true many deals have release clauses which demand full payment, such as zubimendis. So arsenal are paying 3-5m more to be able to pay in installments. If arsenal had a 200m budget the ability to pay in installments changes everything. Rather than 2 players for 120-30m they can buy 5.

>1.2 billion spent
>still play like Stoke

>>149669593
Yeah but they did win last season.

>>149669604
Conference league isn't a real trophy

>hammer Real Madrid
>sign their worst player
Sharteta masterclass

>>149669584
I said almost every deal to exclude release clauses which are a very small percentage of the total transfers. No club is budgeting transfers by how much it costs this singular year*. They go by total fee. Otherwise you’d have to add your instalments for Rice, Havertz and Jesus to this summers budget which you aren’t doing.

*Except for Chelsea

amorim is destroying my United, fuck his autistic 3atb

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong with him at United??

>>149670973
i mean he was pretty successful for how dysfunctional of a club that is to be fair
his mistake was transfers but idk how much control he had over that. antony was an obvious disaster, mason mount an even bigger one. onana and hojlund are also pretty bad. zirkzee too.
i think he's actually a good manager though i bet he does well at leverkusen, which is a well run club

>>149669358
With Gyokeres Arsenal can easily win the league, even against Liverpool with Wirtz. And I say this as an Arsenal hater

>>149669277
>A shame Spurs and Yanited were never in any real danger of getting relegated.
spurs will be the first team in the champions league to get relegated -- and it will be hilarious.

>>149671457
I think he's the missing piece of the puzzle to go to that next level, personally.

>>149671983

>>149671457
eze is crucial if they want to be serious about the title, odegaard is useless

>>149667214
>>149667292
absolutely BOILING

/MUG/chads stay winning

>>149672733
where would this team finish?

>>149672789
relegation. the new players will be dragged down by the dressing room poison at club.

howling if manure actually sign dcl

Happy birthday, Virgil van Dijk.

He's scored more Premier League goals than any other defender since he made his debut in the competition (25).

He's won a higher % of his duels than any PL player to contest 200+ since he joined Liverpool in 2018 (73.12%) and he's contested 1,693 in that time.

He's won 12 trophies, only lost 3 PL games at Anfield and in 2018/19, he completed an entire Premier League and Champions League campaign without being dribbled past by an opponent.

>>149672926
These are such meaningless stats. You can find the same damn stat for any player. Case in point:

Most Premier League goals scored by defenders since Gabriel Magalhães made his debut in the competition in 2020:

17 - Gabriel Magalhães
16
15
14
13
12
11 - Kurt Zouma
10 - Five players

>>149672964
so gabriel is shit at scoring goals then

>>149672979
Better than van dijk according to the stats

>>149673002
so the statistic isn't meaningless then?

>>149673016
Well you believe van dijk is better than gabriel so they obviously are meaningless. Or do you agree with the stats showing gabriel is better?

>>149673026
i "agree" with the stat that says gabriel has scored more goals than any other defender since he joined arsenal
would seem pretty retarded to not agree with it given that it's there in black and white

>>149673032
They're both shit defenders who get carried. Yoro is 19 and showing more potential. Van de ven is already better than both.

>>149670973
I think the main issue was play style. Having the forwards press high and the defence sitting in a low block was just never sustainable in the Premier League. You could see the giant gaping hole in the midfield after just a few games and yet his stubborn arse refused to change it when it clearly wasn’t working. In the end, he had no one to blame but himself.

dude flopped at everton lmao just stop it

>Arsenal have completed signing of Christian Norgaard from Brentford. Price for 31yo midfielder £10m + up to £2m bonuses. Medical / personal terms done. Announcement due this week. Viewed as good deal for #AFC, #BrentfordFC & Denmark int’l
@TheAthleticFC

>>149673181
Will be more reliable and will get more game time than Zooby

J
U
S
T

>>149662469
howe made the saudis his bitch
he'll put his nephew in as DoF soon mark this space

>>149673205
better than hojlund to be fair

Why can't I just shorten Liverpool to 'pool? I don't want to type the full thing out every time and Blackpool doesn't exist.

>>149673183
Why? Zoobi is the Rapety replacement. Norgaard is the Jorginho replacement and the latter basically never played. Zoobi was bought specifically because Merino was bought because those two had a good partnership. Which is a bit weird because I am not entirely sure how those two fit. Double pivot?

>Robert Adams has signed for Sheffield United from Arsenal
Where is Blade's anon.

>>149673156
Nah senpai, new Salah.

>Wayne Rooney has secured a £800,000 deal to become a Match of the Day regular
And here I thought Jenas would sneak in after everybody forgot about his actions and he has been wiggling in.

>>149670973
Anyone who tries to get those players to press will fail

it's grim up north

Tottenham, Newcastle and Napoli are all monitoring England midfielder Jack Grealish after Manchester City set an asking price of £40m for the 29-year-old. (Sun), external

>Nottingham Forest winger Anthony Elanga is set to travel to Newcastle United for a medical after the Tyneside club agreed a £55m fee to sign the 23-year-old Sweden international from the City Ground side. (Sky Sports), external

Newcastle United remain hopeful of winning the race to sign Marc Guehi, 24, with the club looking to bolster their squad with the addition of the England and Crystal Palace centre-back. (GiveMeSport), external

>Leeds United are pushing to sign Sean Longstaff, 27, from Newcastle United and are waiting on a response to a third offer for the English midfielder worth £10m, plus £2m in add-ons. (The Athletic), external

Crystal Palace are themselves in talks with Sporting over a potential £45m deal for their Ivory Coast defender Ousmane Diomande, 21. (Guardian), external

>Italian defender Davide Calabria, 28, is also a target for Crystal Palace. He impressed on loan at Bologna last season but is a free agent after leaving AC Milan when his contract expired. (Sky Sports, external)

Newcastle have also held fresh talks with Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 28, with manager Eddie Howe a long-term admirer of the England striker who left Everton after his contract expired last month and has interest from Manchester United. (Talksport)

>West Ham's 29-year-old Morocco defender Nayef Aguerd is a priority target for French side Marseille this summer. (L'Equipe - in French)

Manchester United have made an approach for Atalanta and Brazil midfielder Ederson, with Serie A duo Inter Milan and Juventus also tracking the 26-year-old valued at about £44m. (Goal - in Portuguese)

>Denmark striker Rasmus Hojlund, 22, is not considering a move away from Manchester United unless the club decide to sell him, with Inter Milan one of the clubs to have shown interest. (Fabrizio Romano)

Meanwhile, Manchester United quoted a £30m transfer fee for Andre Onana to AS Monaco at the end of last month, but the 29-year-old Cameroon goalkeeper is also looking increasingly likely to stay at the club. (Mail), external

>Manchester United are also interested in Nigeria midfielder Wilfred Ndidi, 28, who has a reported £9m relegation release clause in his Leicester City contract, with Fulham, Everton and Crystal Palace also keen. (Tuttosport - in Italian), external

Inter Milan are concerned Manchester City or Barcelona will trigger the 25m euro release clause for 29-year-old Dutch defender Denzel Dumfries, with the option running out on 15 July. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish), external

>Napoli have rejected a 60m euro offer from Galatasaray for 26-year-old Nigeria striker Victor Osimhen, who has a 75m euro release clause for foreign clubs. (Sky Sports Italia), external

Sunderland, Leeds United and Wolves are interested in Lens and Morocco Under-23 midfielder Neil El Aynaoui, but face competition from AS Roma, Juventus and AC Milan for the 24-year-old. (Footmercato - in French), external

>Slavia Prague manager Jindrich Trpisovsky has confirmed El Hadji Malick Diouf is set to leave the club with West Ham and Leeds linked with the 20-year-old Senegal defender. (Standard)

>We are delighted to announce the signing of Kota Takai from J1 League side Kawasaki Frontale, subject to international clearance and work permit

>>149673323
Why isn't United going for Dumfries. They need a midfielder and instead they're looking for double the cost Ederson. Maybe it's just PR.

>>149673230
You can go one better and shorten it to poo

>MPs could be set to vote on a proposal to make at least 10 Premier League games available on free-to-air television each season.
Wow. 10?! I'm sure it'll be big matches too like Liverpool vs City and stuff haha. It won't be shit like Sunderland vs Burnley haha.

>>149673335
He’s a right wing back which is the only position United actually have properly covered

>>149673205
I'd actually be intrigued by vardy at utd but would love to see dcl just for /mug/s

>>149672789
That's genuinely a relegation side if Leeds or Burnley get their act together

>>149673381
I thought he played RM for Inter. Maybe mistake.

>>149673388
Maybe? My. I think I'm dying bros.

>>149673387
So they'll be okay

why are Man Utd fucking around with bullshit like Ekitike? the signings to be made this summer are Cunha, Mbeumo, Osimhen and Martinez. do we have ED or something. pull the fucking trigger

and what the fuck are Rashford, Garnacho, Antony and Sancho still doing at the club?

if we fuck this window up, we fuck up next season, nothing has changed and the next decade is fucked

>>149673387
That's exactly the point. Spurs finished 17th with 22 PL losses but weren't anywhere close to relegation. United finished above them. Spurs had like +22GD despite being 13th yet finished at -2 or some shit. There is no way United are that bad that they'll perform worse than they did last year. It would take Rodri tier injuries to Fernandes, Cunha, Yoro and Mbeumo to even come close and even then I don't see Bumley or Lelds or Blunderland performing exceptionally.

>>149673404
>what the fuck are Rashford, Garnacho, Antony and Sancho still doing at the club?
Nobody wants them
Rashford might go play for free in Barcelona and not get registered, but that's it

norman tebbitbros say it ain't so!

>>149673335
He is 29yo.

>>149673404
>Martinez
If you are talking about Lautaro Martínez. Inter is currently paying him 320k per week. 400k with bonus.

thinking of all those legendary liverpool players like uhh... uhmm...

well at least they can come to liverpool and see the world famous... uhhh

>>149673437
>He is 29yo.
And? They're looking at DCL (30?) and Vardy (34) and shit like that. Also he means Emi Martinez (who would cost £40m and £180k per week).

>>149673440
Don't get this gimmick. More legendary players coming out of Liverpool than any other club in the last decade.

even with jota dying darwin is still leaving huh
guess they gotta finance wirtz somehow

>>149673465
Already financed. Darwin leaving would be just to finance Ekitike.

>>149673440
bro liverpool's waterfront is a heritage site...very historic

>Replies to himself

>>149673470
Are they really gonna pay €100m for Ekitike? lol

Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

https://youtu.be/nCg3ufihKyU?si=0S_rr8qZ0-xO4OK0

Meant to be announced today

>>149673489
yeah they're getting baited by United into doing it, kek. Liverpool in the fucking dirt

>evening standard is a reputable source when it suits me

top 6 next season

1.Liverpool (if Salah can replicate his form/stay fit - big IF)
2.Arsenal
3.City
4.Chelsea
5.Aston Villa
6.Newcastle

>>149673527
pool
newcastle
arse
chelsea
city
brighton

>>149673441
>Vardy (34)
Anon, I...

>>149673511
Based move by Christian. Sure he'll play 5 games all season but going from Fiorentina reject to Arsenal is cool.

>>149673527
what a shameful post that is.
you don't have faith in arteta and the lads?
you don't have faith in OUR reinforcements?
you don't have faith in OUR club?
you need to do better.....australian.

>>149673527

>>149673440
kek they have some old rotting docks or something

>>149673545
Vardy has the body of a 34 year old stop it time stop it he's 34 in my mind stop it stop it stop it

>Still replying to himself

>Contrary to a recent claim being pushed on social media by fans of Liverpool FC, Diogo Jota was not 'probably only going 20mph' at the time of his crash.
>Mr. Lopez Delgado, president of the Spanish Association of Road Safety Auditors (ASEVI), pointed the finger at 'multiple factors' including the driving speed, saying: "If they had been going at [even] 55mph they probably wouldn't have been killed"

>>149673547
>trusting Arteta
thank god it’s his last season
>>149673553
hey! watch those hands

>>149673574
I mean they said he overtook another car, overtaking at 20mph is unlikely.

>>149673482
not anymore thank to the big Tesco Everton has built for them

>Thierno Barry is travelling to Merseyside to finalise a £27m move to Everton.

>>149673593
PES Henry

>>149673599
Classic. PES was better than FIFA but no license killed it.

>>149673574
>>149673585
Still don't know why he didn't use a more suitable car than a Lambo ffs.

>'Frightened' Mohamed Salah leads downcast Liverpool stars returning to work for pre-season training, after he missed Diogo Jota's funeral
Why did Diaz get singled out for the Scouse death threats when he's leaving and Salah is their greatest ever player?

>ITV are broadcasting Liverpool's friendly with Preston on Sunday

they're exploiting the death
the bastards

>>149673822

It was just a scratch, guys. I'm okay.

>>149673678
anon you are thinking too much, his thought process was probably like this
>fancy expensive car for a rather short drive ?
>sure I can afford it, ha! Let’s show off to lil bro a bit. What’s supposed to happen la, PEDAL TO THE METAL

Any update on the guendouzi to Sunderland rumours?

>>149673621
I still find it mindblowing how a game with such shit gameplay like FIFA became popular. It was never fun, the licenses never made up for the awful gameplay. It's the same 4/10 game every year

>>149673833
this
you don't rent a lambo to do 50mph down the motorway

>>149673822
>>149673831
How many times have you reposted this, 200 times? Are you genuinely mentally ill?

>>149673838
>guendouzi
Talented player but poor mentality. Maybe he's changed.

>>149673840
If the marketing is right, the product doesn't need to be.

>>149673853
i thought it was unfunny but now i know it upsets at least 1 german im now a fan of the brazil anons autism

Surely Longstaff is worth more to Newcastle than 12m?
I thought they needed homegrown players?

>>149673880
I don't give a shit about Muttsiala, he's a little bitch that disappears in every big game. I'm just wondering what's wrong with the Brazilian spammer. Even the pajeets here are not that fucked in the head

>>149673907
think they won't sell for that reason but they'll never get more for him

>>149673853
Probably the same guy as the Igor Jesus spammer from a few weeks ago

>>149673108
lol

chelsea just have to beat some brazilian shitters today to get to the christian weston chandler finals
if they actually win it and the hundreds of millions in prize money will they be mocked for caring? will it be cope for other teams not caring? will it be a bigger achievement than newcastle/palace/spurs?

>>149673907
he's 27 and shite

>>149673969
>hundreds of millions
The max amount (depending on FIFA's meme definition of 'commercial viability') is £95m and that required to win every group stage (£2m for a win, £1m for draw, £0 for a loss).

>>149673969
depends if it affects the start of next season. their first 5 or 6 they should be winning so if they drop points we'll laugh at them

>>149673819
at least it's footy to watch.

>Reinildo Mandava has completed his Sunderland medical in Madrid.

>>149673907
When was the last time he even played? Feels like he never gets any minutes.

>>149673969
Real Madrid care so if they beat them any excuses will be a cope

>>149673527
Those that you have top 2 aren't even going to finish in the top 3

>>149674167
So what is yours? Who replaces them? I say City 1st but after that I don't know.

>>149674113
Played 32 times last season

>>149674178
chelsea
city
liverpool
united
arsenal
newcastle

Looks like they're all a bit embarrassed

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1lttog6/man_united_players_meeting_up_for_preseason/

>>149674212
where's mbeumo?

>>149674196
Is that in all competitions? The PL site is saying he had 25 appearances, 8 starts, and 786 minutes.

>>149674227
Yeah he played in our triumphant cup campaign

>>149674257
Huh. Apparently 5 apps, 2 starts, and 239 minutes. Another 2 apps, 2 starts and full 180 minutes in the FA Cup as well. But still, all that is about 1200 minutes so I guess they don't really need him and 12m is better than nothing?

He's so right. Fuck this Gyökeres snake.

>>149674331
Ye Amorim will feel bad for him betraying him, like when Amorim tried to leave Sporting during a title race to join West Ham

Oh... he's not a snake for that?

>>149673833
>>149673846
So pure retardation then given he only drove because he was told he couldn't fly.

>>149674212
who the fuck is this?

>>149674394
Diego Leon

>>149674394
marcos rojo

>>149674394
Diego Leon but he's going on loan isn't he?

what the fuck is that skull shape

>>149674281
Well that was a season with no europe. I think we need him, but if he wants first team football I don't blame him for leaving.
Would leave us with Willock and Miley as the only midfield bench options.

>https://voca.ro/1e9dYIYSUrtr

>>149674600
A show about nothing in the Shakespearean sense

>>149673440
Lol Liverpool is used as a location for tons of Hollywood movies you mong.

>>149674413
He said something on the lines of 'people are expecting me to go out on loan, but not on my watch. If I was on that plane it wouldnt have went down like it did' etc

>>149663453
Not unless I was American.

>>149674413
Diego Loan

Elanga to Newcastle doesn’t make sense. He plays the same position as Gordon & Barnes - is one of them getting sold??

Can't wait for Man United to finish in the top half of the table next season and win a trophy, much like last season

>>149674646
Yeah those hit movies like.... uh..... and those hit TV shows like... um.....

>>149674898
Anon.....I hate to disappoint you....Man United actually didn't finish in the top half of the league.

These transfers have highlighted to me just how good the Swedish front four is...Elanga, Kulusevski, Isak and Gyokeres. Might be a force at the next World Cup.

>>149674865
elanga plays on the right

>>149674908
WTF. Wow. Seriously? Damn. Where did they finish? 11th? 12th? Not 13th surely?

>>149674914
Man.....This is awkward.....Hate to be the bearer of bad news.....They actually finished 15th...

>literally a min apart
>replying to yourself
That's grim.

>100k prize money for the winner of the carabao cup
Fitting for Newcastle innit

>>149674935
He does it whenever someone upsets him

>>149674925
WTF. FIFTEENTH? Damn. That's humiliating. At least they won a trophy though yeah?

>>149674938
He has several gimmicks, he'll rotate which club he supports and which club he hates to get bites. He'll switch to shitting on Arsenal or Liverpool in a min. Maybe Newcastle.

>>149674944
God.....This is getting awkward. Manchester United actually didn't win a single trophy last season.....

>>149674912
Sorry anon I meant to put a humour chevron before that. It was somebody on BBC Text In.

>>149674953
WHAT? 15th position in the league and not a SINGLE trophy? This is unbelieable.....But then again, the Glazers have completely bankrupted the club....They don't even spend any money. What do you expect when you spend nothing on transfers?

>>149674961
>What do you expect when you spend nothing on transfers?
I....I'm honestly starting to feel uncomfortable here.....In the last 3 transfer windows alone Manchester United have spent SIX HUNDRED MILLION POUNDS on transfers, if you can believe that.

190 this is sad even for you.

I do beg your pardon, but we have signed Kvistgaarden

>>149674936
Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish

Really worrying times as a West Ham fan. You see Igor Jesus going to Forest for £10m. Truffert to Bournemouth for £15m. Even players like Kyle Walker and Jorginho are going for minimal amounts or free. Jonathan David on a free won't go to us when we had the chance to sign him for £20m in January. Every position desperately needs strengthening and bargain-priced deals are being done right under our noses. We just made Todibo permanent for £35m, when Kerkez went to Liverpool for £40m - sums up West Ham's business. There's no point in getting £60m for Kudus when there's no-one left to buy. Potter is a good manager but unfortunately it's looking like he won't be supported in the market. Wasteful from the Irons in the last few seasons and ultimately Brady and Sullivan need to take responsibility. Brady...you're fired!

>>149674970
Wait wait wait wait....So let me get this straight....Manchester United are spending hundreds of millions on players.....And finishing 15th and winning nothing? Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?

>Manchester United tipped to make bid in 'coming days' for Boca Juniors midfielder Milton Delgado with Argentinian club seeking more than €11m to sanction sale

>>149674979
Yes mate, embarrassing times

>>149674949
Jobless behaviour

>>149674956
can't tell in /trans/ these days

hello which striker are liverpool signing

>Gordon, an actual elite player will join Liverpool FC
How will the pro-negro, pro-dutch fans cope with this? Is Slut gonna ruin him like he does with Chiesa?

>>149675170
Gordon has fallen off, it'd be a big gamble especially for the money.

>>149675179
Delicious cope, as usual.

>>149675170
Chiesa just gets the ball and looks to shoot. Gordon is actually good at pressing, link-up play and looks up so would be a good signing if Diaz goes which looks likely. That's unless we don't sign him in which case he's overrated and too expensive

>>149675187
He scored 6 last year and only once for England mate

Everyone was saying Gordon is an overrated shitter last season but now he's linked to Liverpool he's suddenly "world class".

>>149668229
no one bit, we're healing

>>149675227
tlf la

here's your elite player la

>>149675255
You're the type of retard who doesn't rate Milner even though he was the man during Klopp's years.

ynr the "quad"

>>149675277
vpn off

>>149675227
>now he's linked to Liverpool
he's been linked with them for two years now
it's not happening

madueke is better than gordon

>>149675450
He is but isn't a LW and isn't worth £50m.

>salah rapid decline
>wirtz acl
>isak snub
>homegrown trent leaving on a free

Gonna be a rough season for Liverpool

>Sunderland signed left-back Reinildo Mandava from Atletico Madrid on a two-year contract.

>>149675614
Yeah they might only win one trophy.

>madueke is better than gordon

>>149675634
unless they come up against Plymouth Argyle

>>149675616
bless their hearts, they're trying

>>149675648
Like you don't have to post and expose your cluelessness about football. Like you know you can just not post.

>>149675685
and yet everyone would rather have Gordon in their team

>>149675685
>muh stats
James Milner shits on you.

>>149675702
Because he's a left winger and left wingers are fucking shit in the PL. The best performing LW in the league this year was Iwobi followed by Gordon.

>>149675722
You made a statement that Gordon is better than Medueke and for all stats that matter he is not. I don't know why this makes you seethe. Go drink a big glass of water, go for a walk, take a shower, take your meds, hit the weights and get a clue. Maybe then you can actually formulate a response.

Reckon any of the promoted sides will stay up this year? Maybe Leeds?

>>149675702
egg on ur face rn mate

>>149675731
Sorry not Iwobi I meant Son. Then Gordon, then Barnes, then Trossard then Martinelli.

>>149675746
Gordon has won a trophy last year beating the strongest team in your league.

Madueke is a mediocre player in a much more stacked team whose only trophy was won against farmers.

>>149675769
And yet statistically was better than Gordon, so thanks for admitting he is better than Gordon. It's quite easy to admit being wrong and ignorant. Note, Son was the best performing LW and his team finished 17th so you don't have a 'muh strength' to stand on (and they also won a trophy so you can't even use that argument either).

Gordon isn't even the best LW in the league. Madueke is better statistically. Simple shit, really.

>>149675769
>chelsea
>stacked
lol anything to support your argument i guess

If Manure keep shopping in the bargain bin and/or don’t start signing players now they really gonna get relegated this season.
Same with Tottenham but they have Frank now who is an exceptional coach but the players will inevitably let him down.

So any actual transfer news or are we just schizoposting?

>>149675797
Shove your statistics up your pussy, put Madueke in Newcastle and he'd have 0 goal. And I'd take Gordon over Son anytime too.

>>149675818
Norgaard announcement for Arsenal today or tomorrow.

>>149675822
vpn off coward, I see what you're doinf

>>149675809
>they really gonna get relegated this season
This is such a retarded belief. United were nowhere near relegation last year and have improved. Spurs were nowhere near relegation last year and while they haven't improved they have a MUCH better non-retarded coach now. I could see an Slot tier upswing from Spurs now. You have some real fucking delusion if you think Blunderlands, Lelds and Bumley are good enough to survive. That's ignoring the likes of Brentford who are potentially losing their best player, lost their captain (and one of their best players) and Wolves who have lost their best player.

There is zero chance United or Spurs get relegated and if it ever looked close, United would suddenly start getting FA Cup(?) vs Leicester tier decisions every week until they were safe. Same as Spurs.

>>149665975
Sine when did Ac milan become a devil worshippers

>>149675879
>zero chance
never say never anon, you gotta believe

I don't think United will be relegated but people saying there's literally no chance are kidding themselves. All it would've taken last year is one promoted team that wasn't complete shite and they'd have been right in the mix. As bad as Ten Hag was, Amorim had fewer points per game, and so far their 'improvement' amounts to buying one player from the team one place above them

>>149666001
I'd take Bamford over that zesty lad any day of the week

>>149675946
>All it would've taken last year is one promoted team that wasn't complete shite
I think the refs would have saved them desu

>>149675949
It's not 2020 anymore lad

>>149675685
Fbref is useful but you need to use your eyes as well

any updates on javi martinez to liverpool situation?
any updates on bryan mbuemo to man united situation?
any updates on gyokeres to arsenal situation?

>madueke is now being rated
you people are going crazy it's not even funny

>>149676289
>you people are going crazy it's not even funny
they've gone madueke

>Rodrygo's agent have contacted Liverpool over a potential move to the club with the winger's entourage under the belief that Luis Diaz looks set to leave
>check source
>TBRfootball

>>149676068
Who knows maybe another lockdown will go down and he will bang for leeds

Spanish police going to have a lot of death threats and DDoS attacks now.

>>149676582
Bullshit. The Echo said he was doing 20mph.

>>149676582
>"Everything also points to a possible excessive speed beyond the speed limit of the road [highway]," said Zamora's local traffic police.
>possible
Hmm, I wonder if there's a reason they're so insistent (yet refuse to actually commit to the claim)

>Although there had been suggestions that the asphalt on the road was uneven where the crash took place, police told Spanish media it was not an accident "black spot" and the road should have been driveable beyond the speed limit of 120km/h (75mph).
Oh they're trying to avoid being sued lol

>>149676337
wonder if anyone has set up an ai model to shit out this sort of stuff
seems like easy money

Redpill me on conte
Why does he want to sign every pl flop?

>>149676641
No, it's called 'possible' because you can't make that claim until proven. It's why you cannot say 'Car accident' any more (or you shouldn't) because it implies that nobody was at fault or it wasn't done on purpose. That's why you use 'car collision'. Either way, I don't think he was doing 20mph like people claim.
>The expert report is being prepared for the courts on the accident, and their investigation is understood to have been made more complex by the intensity of the fire that almost completely destroyed the car.
So the report will come out and will say 'he was speeding' but until then you go off what you can ascertain at that point. Which he was likely speeding. Reminder there were tyre marks 100m before the impact site, so they hit the breaks 100m before they crashed. The fact they had enough momentum to travel 100m and crash suggests they were speeding, yes.

>>149676725
So, exactly as I said then. The city is trying to avoid being sued for having poor maintenance on their roads.

>>149676725
Also, travelling 100m on 3 functioning tyres after one bursts and starts kicking out the rear-end is absolutely normal for legal motorway speeds.

>>149676743
No, it isn't exactly what you said. The report will say if they were speeding or not. That's why they said they were probably speeding based on the evidence there were tyre marks 100m before impact site.

>>149676762
If he was travelling the speed limit then it should have been fine. We'll see what the report says.

>>149676790
It is exactly as I said. The city is trying to avoid being sued and the police are doing what police do and acting protecting the elites.

Losing a tyre at 75mph is going to fuck you up too in 99% of cases. Going 80 instead of 75 when that happens doesnt change things from perfectly safe to a death sentence.

>>149676818
The city wouldn't be sued regardless. Blowouts happen all of the time even on human roads.

>>149676846
I am right and you are wrong.

lamborghini's have air brakes which would've slowed the car considerably even if one of the tyres was missing and the breaking force was worse off due to less friction with the ground. the fact they still travelled 100m and crashed suggests they were going massively over the speed limit.

we're in here lads

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>>149676582
I don't remember if it was someone's post or a report or quote but I read that they couldn't actually identify the bodies at the scene but figured it out Jota and his brother based on the registration of the car? I'm going to assume, if that's true, that the bodies have been properly identified?

>>149674974
>expect him to go to a Champions League club for 15m+ euro
>instead goes to a mid-table Championship club for £7m
what happened?