Thread 149663062

Gentlemen let's talk about Dan hookers future in the ufc

Previous: >>149652253

We're in here btw

https://www.youtube.com/live/UfMTPvHGjGQ?si=xvt_TYeq8bqisakJ

>>149663062 (OP)
First for Sweden

>>149663111
Is this edited?

>>149663123
https://youtube.com/shorts/PukXDcCe-Y8?feature=shared

No b

Alright heem, post THAT webm. You know the one.

KEEP IT WORKIN!

look out for this kid named alex pereira

>>149663132
Christ, women really hate non-whites dont they?

INVICTA FC FIGHTERS ARE DYING IN MASS

https://nypost.com/2024/08/20/us-news/26-year-old-porn-star-sophia-leones-cause-of-death-revealed/
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/porn-star-olivia-nova-dies-at-20-latest-in-string-of-deaths-to-rock-adult-industry

>>149663174
i thought that sign said "snap city"

>>149663137
Talmbout webms b?

>>149663177
>in mass
They're dying in church?

High IQs will be able to decipher this joke

Apparently the Sinaloa Cartel would string up people by their ankles and Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. would use them as human punching bags literally beating them to death over multiple days.

>>149663150
Chuck tries to reach out whilst D.C just tells him to ring him lmao

>>149663192
I think he meant to say "en masse"

Chill Baroni

>>149663177
>>149663192
It's over !

https://nypost.com/2020/09/14/ex-porn-star-zoe-parker-dead-at-24/

>>149663137
This one?

Alright spammy gimme the quick rundown on the French spammer's specific brand of mental illness. What exactly are we dealing with here?

>>149663247
Severe sneed BBC addiction, also suffers from Brazza derangement syndrome

>>149663253
Youre not spammy.

>>149663177
>the 26-year-old was found dead in her Albuquerque home March 1
>died of an accidental drug overdose

>>149663253
big boer cock?

Why aren't there more jewish UFC fighters?

>>149663247
He's vietnamese

Merab is so lucky

You guys are colwns man....lucky you make me laugh or I would for sure weembliterate you all. It would be cinematic. An veritable panoply of decstruction.

>>149663304
Thanks me later.

https://nypost.com/2020/09/14/ex-porn-star-zoe-parker-dead-at-24/
https://nypost.com/2025/02/01/us-news/porn-star-emily-willis-left-permanently-disabled-after-malibu-rehab-sting-for-ketamine-addiction/
https://nypost.com/2025/07/02/us-news/porn-and-netflix-star-kylie-pages-cause-of-death-revealed/
https://nypost.com/2018/01/23/why-porn-stars-are-dying-at-an-alarming-rate/
https://nypost.com/2018/01/22/porn-stars-keep-dying-and-nobody-knows-why/
https://nypost.com/2024/07/08/us-news/autopsy-reveals-porn-star-jesse-janes-cause-of-death-report/
https://nypost.com/2018/01/09/20-year-old-porn-star-dies-days-after-spending-holidays-alone/
https://nypost.com/2024/02/19/us-news/porn-star-kagney-linn-karter-dead-of-apparent-suicide-at-36-report/

wow thats like 7 deaths in 10 years, super unnatural and weird

Jones. Aspinall. White House.

Good episde of Morning Kombat on rn

For fuck sake, jewtube is STILL trying to stop my adblockers. Been getting an "using adblockers is against the rules :(" message that causes my adblocker to auto-refresh and then plays the video just fine.

Now I'm getting another pop-up saying "sign in to prove your not a bot" while I was already signed in. Looks like opening incognito window then following the sign-in prompt and activating PIE and Adblock for YouTube extensions is working.

en masse is french too btw lmao go back to africa

Luke is discussing the White House Lawn event

En asse

>>149663428
I was just pondering this very same thing inside of my head.

>>149663435
Yes, he even managed to mention the very real and legitimate January 6th insurrection from 2021. He is the goodest of goy.

Kagney went out like a real one thoughbeit

>>149663425
You wouldn't get it

Lucky Luke

>>149663460
It was an excellent reference, Lukerrific if I may say so

>>149663425
lol just how fucking WEAK are the french

Luke Thomas is a STUPID BITCH who's losing his entire networth out from under his dumb retarded faggot ass immedietly after he spent his whole entire adult life working on paying off a shitty car and mortgage in central DC, LMAO! Trump is slashing all those useless bushit government jobs left right and center which created that housing bubble to begin with dummy, your 1/4 acre of dense residental land isnt worth shit buddey are you fucking stupid for real???? BAHAHAHAHA!!
*inhale*

Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!! Eat shit you useful idiot welfare queen wannabe jarhead neo-liberal desk jockey brainrotted beta numale cuckold faggot broke reddit-bitch!! Enjoy all those niggers you love so much moving into your once over-priced suburban high tax retail and crime infested shithole you absolute fucking clown of a human!!!

Luke but don't touch

>>149663137
>sorry kid

>>149663495
The forbidden webm

>>149663442
>>149663428
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH JESSIE ROGERS EST ENTRAIN DE GOBER LES BOULES DE CYRIL GANE.
CORMIER ELLE EST ENTRAIN DE LE FAIRE.

DERRICK LEWIS EST ENTRAIN DE PRESENTER SON CUL JOE !!!!
JESSIE ROGERS EST DANS DE SÉRIEUX PROBLEME JOE !

>>149663495
I actually murdered Dana White just like this yesterday

LTDS

>>149663495
Was Dana unwilling to get into costume or something? He looks like he came right out of the offices or whatever

>>149663495
oh this doo finna get oiled up

>>149663461
Maybe she watched Leon vs Usman and got carried away a bit.

>>149663529
Luke Thomas Dick Suckers?

Real Ones:
>Dan Hooker
>Volkanovski

Fake Ones:
>Adesanya
>Kai Kara-France

>>149663137
People don't know where the pussy starts and the bung ends it's a VERY controversial subject right now.

merab dvalishvili is 34 years of age and has yet to find a prospect for marriage

tfw I have access to a whole cards contact info. few magomedovs fur sure in between but wont leak shit. A tier guest celebs aswell

>>149663600
Youre talking about Paige Vanzant right? Somebody post her buttcunt, get her poon out here.

>>149663606
Oh he's found her alright

Uh oh ONEchads...

>>149663616
nobody gives a fuck unless you can prove it

What happened to the French?

>>149663592
dogbender squad taking hard Ls since sean jabland

Merab?

Merab is based as hell.

>>149663682
>>149663702
I swear he has to be an arab

>>149663606
he spends too much time here. im 36 and women my age are terrible. you have to go up or down.
t. dating a 42 year old woman

>>149663682
>>149663702
There’s literally nothing stopping you from being her.

Merab is so based

>>149663716
Marab

>>149663716
You don't have to be arab to take a hot shit on a slut's forehead.

suga schaub never stood a chance

Merab made her turn around and jiggle that Argentinian dumpy while he smacked that shit multiple times to post all over social media. Treated that bitch like a dirty whore (she is).

>>149663655
This place is great. Really comfortable. I'm just gonna get settled in.
Listen, if you still think I can have sex in 2025, what have I got to lose? Apart from the weight... Very funny, ha-ha. Yes, that is a fake laugh, you jerk.

>>149663243
Seconds before totaling a parked car

>>149663155
https://mashable.com/article/racism-online-dating
>Asian, Latina, and white straight women all refuse messages from male BIPOC

>women of all races have a preference for White men
https://dataspace.princeton.edu/handle/88435/dsp01q524jr622

Gamrot

we're not here to take part

topuria will pee ximself at the face off

Nerdrot plays video games
Chadpuria plays chess

topuria/gamrot? 5 round snooze fest inbound

unironically gamrot is the only one in the division with a style that can stop him

>>149663170
merab is so cringe, even worse than O'Cucky

>>149663992
Arman is a better control grappler than Gayrot

>>149664128
Too bad he pulls out of the fights that matter

>>149664128
Then why did gamer beat him?

arman ducked makhachev

>>149664128
uh

>>149664138
Robbery. Plus arman is in his prime now not another 36 year old

>>149664152
>>149664153
kwab

Dan beats islam in the rematch

>>149664187
We’ve come full circle

>>149664205
we dont hate brazzas, we just hate you lmao

PBDS

i accidentally just said my coworker's name with the brazillian r in a meeting

>>149664205
Early stoppage, hooker never tapped

JONES VS CHANDLER AT THE WHITEHOUSE CONFIRMED!!!

disputed champion tom aspinall

nigerian homosexual jon jones

Im parker porter

>>149664379
God i wish that we're me

I'm tickling my left nipple listening to the latest combat sports news thinking about how Jones retired undefeated unlike Aspinall and Paul Craig

>>149664356
My rigormortussy just leaked.

Alright I'm out see you tomorrow

>>149664507
I NEED your BBC dick daddy.

Now.

>>149663191
Why did schuab do this? Doesn't he know it's bad for the car???

finna boutta heem my meng bros

>>149664483
>>149664516
why are nons so gay

>>149664622
wingchads stay at the top

UFC fights at the white house, Dana

>>149663062 (OP)
Fuck Dana

something based must have happened since leftoid trannies wont stop posting about trunp

>>149664638
Who's the skirt?

>>149664677
Nina drama

>>149664655
Based diarrhoea Donald revealed Epstein had no client list and also killed himself

He was gay, Jon Jones?

>>149664695
Unfortunately

>>149664622
Nonexistent?

Idk what that has to do with anything. I'm a little piggy hangry for some more BBC dick daddies - YUM!

>>149664222
Why does he have autism around women

>>149664700
Nothing unfortunate about that mmmmmm.....

>>149664717
He can't concentrate without having a BBC in them.

I can relate...

>low iq schizo is a heem.com mod
really speaks volumes

>Tom loses
>Guru's brain implodes into a blackhole
>we all get heemed

Dustin Poirier vs Max Holloway. The dream match is actually happening.

>>149664922
He looked not far off from permaheeming himself recently. If Tom lost to Jon he'd probably do it

7 inches IS big

>>149665100
But enough about the doggy dick that left ya DDPs diarrhoea drenched

Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold in Dan Hooker's Obese Samoans Backyard Brawls

remember when dustin rolled with some random strongman with no experience and seemed to genuinely seethe when he got tapped out by him

>>149664222
is this a gay test or something
>noooo he didn't get a boner from my boobs touching him he must be gay and autistic

>>149665392
No because Ive seen the video and that isn’t what happens

>>149665346
>Rockhold and Weidman showed up for a fitness shoot but ended up in an oil-and-latex-lit studio with a weird director. Chris panicked with a towel, Luke was half-oiled and worried about his bunghole, while Chris kept mumbling about his meng. They lasted four minutes before fleeing Luke blamed DC, Chris called it “not very All-American.”

Someone provide me with the DDP takedown on Izzy please, I need to heem my meng

>>149665409
yeah it is he tries to turtle out of side control but the strongman was too big so he just dies to the pressure of the guy's bodyweight and taps

>>149665425
Here you go b

Arman will turn Dan Hooker into Hooker Dan

>>149665447
Dan will turn Arman into namar

LAUREN MURPHY FIGHT WEEK!!!

>>149665445
Fucking Kek, it honestly looks like AI

Topiglet may had his nose wonkee by 0 fight win streak Volk but du piglet went life and death with 0 fight win streak Izzy

>>149665485
The best fighter in the world btw

Chad-slam wins via first round murder

>>149665409
i own you nigga

What ever happened to bo nickal?

>>149665409
Dustbitch seethin

>>149665445
honestly thought izzy was piecing him up the whole fight until he got choked out

>>149665571
Fuck you nigga

>>149665555
exiled to another plane of existence

>>149665504
To be fair Izzy and hooker would be good sparring partners. Seen vids of them killing each other. Dan could also be clinically insane (in a good way) which is good

>>149665445
yeah this guy can beat zatdaddy

>>149665578
same with imanov, izzy was 10-8ing him rd 1 and you know izzy would never gas out

>>149665555
Sent that bitch to the Shadow Realm

The takedown will be there for Zatdaddy

>>149665640
Wait until zatdaddy gets bamboozled with one of these
>>149665445

>>149665640
This was 8% Oxygen Dricus

>>149665686
He has 100% oxygen now, he could only take one breath every 35 seconds in that fight

>>149665706
Only because Brundaddy’s BBC was filling 92% of his mouth

>>149665503
poor little brazzacel, trying to find any hope at all in trivia, like someone with a terminal illness assembling every fringe cure

Just got goose pimples from envisioning Strickland vs Adesanya 2

what happened in that last thread

white boy summer

i despise many of you

what about me

Any retard that actually thinks this White House card is going to happen is actually delusional and needs a long hard look in the mirror.

>>149663495
The Last Moments of Helwani

Any retard that actually thinks this White House card isnt going to happen is actually delusional and needs a long hard look at my penis.

>>149665795
Vit pojke sommar when you think about it

>>149665551
He still hasn't fixed the problem... The chin will be there for ilia...

It's up

blond brunson is easily his best win

>>149665815
Trump never delivers on anything he says all these immigrant camps he's building will prob just be for throwing Americans into when we all say nah I'd rather not fight for Israel, and the same week P Dibby wins his trial the Epstein list disappears, they are all kid diddling monsters at the top (Except Dana White, a good man in a bad world)

>>149665865
Down the till he goes

dricus fights people to hurt them, strickland fights people to harm them. big difference

UFC Border
Losers get thrown off into Mexico

UFC Fight Island: Epstein Island
Loser has his kids raped by Drumpf Epstein

bella "frank" mir

>>149665881
This loss aged really well. I feel like Till still has plenty to give.

UFC: Tel-Aviv (arena on top of military assets)

Rumours of fighters in main card
>Belal Muhammad
>Movsar
>Big Zank

Ariel allowed back in for
Media, Dana white will not be in attendance

Du Pozzy fights to make his BBC sugar dick daddies richer, and hangrier for Big Boer Clitty I fear.

hey Frank love your fights would love to make your daughter a PAWG MILF

bo NIGGER

Thread usable yet?

I'M FRANK MIR AND I'M HERE TO SAY

I SNAP BRAZILIAN ARMS LIKE EVERY DAY

>>149666052
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
NEVA BACK DOWN!!!!

MY FRANK IS FAR GREATER THAN YOUUURRSSS

MC Mir is rockin' da place

I think I might be a heem addict

You better start believing /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5AI9ntME7U

>>149666239
You're a BBC addict now stfu and oink on ya dick daddy's THANG, pig nigga.

FROM THE GREAT STATE OF CTECITY, JUSTIN GAYCHINK

Why did he photoshop a heart next to Toby's face

>>149666250
khabib missed weight
illlia missed weight

>>149666239
I always wonder if there are one or multiple finsters on here. If just one I’m pressed by the amount of posts per thread

>>149666290
There are multiple but I'm talmbout my comfortable addiction to heeming minge and heeming meng when I get a free day

kek just tried to post a picture in /box/ but it wouldn't let me because I already posted it 5 days ago
the state ah dem lads

>>149666316
You’re addictions are to dementia diaper dingleberries and oinkin for dark chocolate daddies thoughever

>>149666355
Butter chicken and mango lassi bossman

>>149666383
You’re on a dementia dingleberry and daddy loads only diet

>>149666399
Monitor on
Order in
Food served

>>149666320
you mean Youtube combat with such incredible stars as the rapper STI and the Jake brothers?! Poop lungs Ben vs THE Paul?!

>>149666424
>Turns off your monitor
>cancels your order
>heems you

>>149666424
Your order of BBC has arrived xer

>>149666460
You dastardly rascal

>>149666491
Oink on it.

Now.

How we feelin bout this heemers?

danerbros

>>149666618
murphy looks like some tweaker in the just busted paper you see at gas stations true mma athlete base IMHO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQgdW73Yz6U

GURU LIVE!

>>149666664
Who?

>>149666714
I've seen both of these sluts covered in cum

UFC White House 1: Mr. Gamrot Goes to Washington

it's over...

>>149666735
Oink on the armpiggy.

>>149666893
AOL is this real?

>>149666909
Xneed is american b. Don't think it's as swampy and humid in Finland as it is in the background of the sneed picture..

a clash of truths

Arman is so based

>>149667006
this nigga lost to gamrot and turned gay

>>149667041
me before a costurd fight

Armpiggy Tsarukyan

damn I just woke up are we sneething today or is everything good?

Costa/Strickland? Now that *yawns* now that was a fi-zzzzzzzz

>>149667109
We are hooking today

>>149667132
yeah Im thinking Gaethje by murder

>>149667112
Watching Izzy Strickland 2 would give me bone marrow cancer b. Don’t ever let this fight happen

Disgraced former MMA fighter Jon Jones

>>149667132
oh brazza him belly sour braaaaaap

>>149667169
Nah buddy, hooker went life and death with Diamond, admittedly Gaethje and hooker is a competitive fight.

Although Gaethje looked shit against piss sleeve and hooker looked red hot Gamrot

>>149667238
hooker robbed gamrot and got dropped by gamrot

>>149665865
STOP THE FIGHT!

>>149667261
Gamrot looked shit and was just wrestling so he didn’t get heeemed into another dimension.

>>149667293
i regret to inform you danny segura scored it 2 rounds to 1 in favor of gamrot

>>149667319
Not le heckin danny segura, Gamrot didn’t channel his inner mauri that night and it shows

>>149667212
The Bonesman has returned

All good things come up Gamrot

>>149667411
I imagine this is how women look at pakman behind the till at bossman's grill

A Good Day to Gamrot

>>149667411
heh, there there, kid. i made the mistake of crying in front of a girl once
once

>>149667541
I miss when Shadow FC was in it's prime

Pie-tons

despite all my rage i am still just a fag that is gay

dooogss blooood

Belel should be cut

>>149667608
Oh shid heeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>149667608
Based

>>149667608
wow

W-what does he mean by this???

>>149667585
I invented this btw

Despite all my rage, I am still just a can in a cage...

>>149667741
wonk eyed nigga

>>149667651
I would edit out topuria's hand so you can't see him blocking. Maybe use clone tool to replace the arm with fence? Might help with the intent.

Used to hate trudeau but then u meet these cucknadian streetshitters, you understand why their politicians fuck them in the ass 24/7

Don't ever let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do.

>>149667826
Huh?

-

Would you rather get raped by a pitter patter striker, or pitter pattered by a rapist?

>>149667920
lmao this guy will never be champion

jon jones beat a bunch of blown up middleweights at the end of their careers and was younger, bigger and longer than all of them. the first time he had to fight someone bigger and younger he literally fucking retired lmao
jon is probably the most overrated fighter of all time. either him or poogannou, ironically.

>>149667920
5 rounds and Zalbeast gets the finish

Gane is the final angel and will be the catalyst for the third impact

>>149668085
so how did these blown up middleweights get into a position where they're fighting for titles

>>149668141
the same way sean omalley and paddy pisslett can fight for titles? are you acting like the poofc is a meritocracy?

jon beat blown up middleweights
fedor got heemed stiff by a blown up middleweight

>>149668165
sean was a champion and paddy hasn't fought for a title

>>149668034
well he has yet to beat a champion but i get what you mean

>>149668141
Moicano got a titleshot

>Still no fight booked
Yet people clowned on Jon when this queen refuses to fight.

>>149668175
sorry for ur condition

>>149668190
were waiting on Gane to sign the contract

>>149668190
gane will retire him without even fighting

>>149667608
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

heuheuheuheuehue

>>149668257
dernbros we are so back

belfort was ranked #2 in the division on a winstreak before fighting jones
evans was ranked #1 in the division on a winstreak
santos was ranked #2 in the division on a winstreak before fighting jones
shogun was the champion before fighting jones
obviously glover, cormier, reyes, and gus 1 were all good matchups
chael, gus 2, osp and arguably machida were the only times the challenger didn't really earn their shots but his defense record mostly seems like merited matchups to me

>>149668165
So which fighter got a title shot against Jon like O'Malley did?

>>149667920
zalal is now on a 7 fight win streak, he needs to fight a top guy ASAP. I still think he has the tools to beat someone like topuria, it's a good matchup for him. Like a yair rodriguez but with heart and better chin.

2.3% Spanish is more Spanish than Topuria has flowing through him

MMA striking is so dogshit, an above average boxer can just come in knock people out. Same way kickboxers like pereira/adesanya came in and absolutely clowned middleweight MMA "strikers". Luckily there is a way to beat these one trick ponies.

>>149668269
ilia is a mexican living in georgia
don't pretend you're any different

>>149668339
he wasn't predominantly a boxer until he debuted in the ufc

>>149668339
Middleweight and above mma is shit in general. It’s arguably gotten worse since the 2010s while the lower divisions have massively improved skill wise

what went wrong?

>>149668376
Nothing, God bless the USA

>>149668339
A kickboxer is not the same thing as a pillowtaper, one can take kicks, the other is a little bitch

>>149668376
Got some bad news for ya, baby girl

Poopzil and shartmerica used to dominate the sport now they have one good fighter between them

In many ways, Kevin Lee's last ko loss doesn't count because he was heemed in sparring shortly before. You must concede this. Bad win for the faceless npc brazza.

Aaaand Britain has zero

Only good boxing fights and i mean FIGHTS was the Bivol vs beterbiev ones, where they were actually smashing each other's faces, every other hyped up turd was a gigantic hugfest where they hugged each other every 2 seconds to catch a breath or they just kept circling around each other doing nothing.

Brazxistas... we're not needed anymore...

Commonwealth: 2
other bums: IDC

Not many people know this, but Tom Aspinall is full of lust

not many real ones left in UFC, Pantoja, Dricus are real ones, always entertaining fights and they always bring it. Islam although many say is boring, he always attacks and doesn't just lay and pray, always going for the submission. Topuria? not a real one, yh it's fun seeing him knock people out in 30 seconds but boring and too short, i want a 5 round war. Not a 30 second knockout. Royval/Van is the type of fight i want when i tune in. Hyped for chimaev/Duplessis, hopefully it's a 5 round banger. I actually think duplessis has a good shot at winning

>>149668497
you are so retarded

>>149668488
So they really did ask Islam to move up to protect Clitia

>>149668470
Golobkeen/canelo were good too although GGG won all 3 and was robbed. Fury/Wilder trilogy was good too. I'm a /box/ casual obviously, usyk fights are usually entertaining aswell.

Not many people know this, but Volk is greek-macedonian evidenced by the prominent Macedonian symbols in his custom shorts, no trace of any british slave states on it.

>>149668477
ah yes holding up a flag his macedonian fan brought for a photo, now why doesnt he walk out with that flag?

>>149668504
This... was after ilia dismantled shartles, I'm afraid... We're so fucked...

volk trains in australia so it doesn't really make sense for macedonia to get credit for his skill i don't think

>>149668501
retarded because you don't agree with my stance? that's okay kiddo.

>>149668510
>Golobkeen/canelo were good too
Yeah but that fight was like from nearly a decade ago

kayla harrison constitutes as a man so stop mocking america for not having a champion

>>149668525
Before I didn’t believe that hunter really paid Islam to move up but your video convinced me. I guess Umar was right about everything

>>149668456
MY GOD, IT CAN'T BE CAN IT?!

>>149668526
Living in a country doesn't make you part of that country, i am afraid.

>>149668557
volkanovski is an australian citizen
there are 30 million illegals roaming your countries

>>149668381
this was legitimately 60% canelos fault for being gassy as fuck with 4 rounds to go
scull is still a pussy for "fighting" like that though

>>149668557
that doesn't really refute what i said
he's good at mma because of what australians taught him about mma

FACTS = Cuacomo melladona is what they call a ''wog'' in australia, jack is a nickname his coach gave him.
In Australia, wogs experience racism and aren't considered true australians.

>>149668511
The symbols represent "alexander the great" the historical figure, volk's nickname comes from. The colors are actually Australia's most used colors, though most think it would be blue with the union jack flag. Here is the olympic uniforms lol.
The other problem you have with this argument, is Australia is essentially the reverse America. But all the worst scum of the earth were shipped there like a prison continent, aside from the natives, so they all have many different ancestral roots... but if you argue he's not Australian, you, as an american, are calling yourself not a real american, because only Native injuns are really American. No so good.

>>149668545
Not true, she has a beautiful phat clitoris. A true PAWG milf in every sense of the word

>>149668587
>In Australia, wogs experience racism and aren't considered true australians.
good

>>149668564
um more like 100 million canaCHUD

>>149668592
Why cant these faggots just wear red white and blue??? Disrespeggin their own flag.

>>149668586
Respectfully disagree, genes matter the most, training is just genetics sprouting through hard work.

>>149668592
you could've said this with far fewer words b

>>149668497
ilia is a real one. his style is reliant on high levels of physical and mental strength. he wouldn't be getting any of these huge knockouts if he were afraid of walking into the fire.

The White House Presents: UFC 321: McGregor vs Chandler. A love letter to pawg milfs

the head and body will be there for jack
chills...

>>149668587
Wog means like abos and shit nobody is saying it to JDM who’s basically ginger

wait there is 3 commonwealth champs

>>149668644
Plz don’t rev him. I’m trying to enjoy a peaceful rainy evening.

>>149668658
Ok retard.

>>149668680
Based rain enjoyer

>>149667418
lmao

>>149668699
>>149668100
>herb and justin tag team peahed

>>149668639
1 is mogging hard

Was Juvija banned from UFC yet?

there was no fights this weekend bros... why does dana do this to us

>>149668874
His dad was a football fan? Yikes. Huge red flag. Most of football is just commercials and noone likes to watch those.

>>149668619
shieet son they been tryin to cancel the American flag for years, if Biden the pottyman won again our flag would be that rainbow cornhole monstrosity rn

>>149668860
It was 4th of July weekend and NOTHING was on! Families don't want to talk that much it causes tension.

>>149668882
Shut up Tobey

instead of strong proud Americans now we have the 3 am roster from a Sengoku card wanting to be everything but themselves, unfortunate indeed

>>149668742
Me in the back trying not to look

>>149668805
Ponzi and rubovics

The P-vZ Files episode 5: Bungussy

>>149668882
You talmbout cable bapa, cable is what them boomers watch, for every 10 minutes of shows they get 3 minute ads, big drawl though.

>>149668897
>Finland rushes to defend football
Kinda sus.... something weird is going on here...

>>149668742
Who's the skirt

>>149668923
He may be confusing Football for soccer.

>>149668190
>this queen refuses to fight
jon's retired mate

THE webm!?!?!

>promoted to champion
>least active fighter in the entire division
why is this allowed

>>149668915
>prado
wad that up and smoke it, kiddo

>>149668921
I do miss tv guide channel and regular cable though but im an old shite now

nina the type to heem old man dick to get her career going

PYFER

Joe "Not Bo Nickal" Pyfer

>>149668937
Could have made it more based by easily holding in the smoke and exhaling after chugging. 8/10

Alright heem fess up which ones of you are doing this?
>Tom Aspinall issues grim warning for ‘horrendous’ UFC fans snapping photos of his kids — ‘There might be hands flying’

>>149668860
>>149668896
We had PFL MENA 2: El Dafrawy vs. Miceli on July 4th and PFL Europe 2: Habirora vs. Roberts on the 5th. That's 2 days in a row of heems stupid cazzies.

>>149669184
It looks like Charles was doing it, according to reports here >>149667692

>>149669193
Not one person mentioned this here all weekend. And if they had I wouldn’t have watched.

>>149669193
They were both early cards.. fucking PFL

>>149669193
you shut up with that filthy pig latin

>>149669259
Leaked footage of Van vs Pantoja

>>149669259
I can't imagine getting done that dirty and just shrugging it off

>>149669272
>KOs a guy whose on his death bed and brags about it and it's the only highlight of his shitty career
What the fuck was his problem

>>149669242
OHHHHHHHH

>>149669193
We don't watch that crap here

Took my neet nap it's time to coffee zone some ultimate fighter

>>149668497
For sure those 50 minutes with Sean Strickraped were a barn burner

>>149669299
switch em around buddeh
wdwtchcels consistently get btfo by rizinchads

>>149669290
but enough about cowboy

>>149669290
This was 2019 bud, Ben was still a well-respected one dimensional wrestling can before he got poop lungs

>>149669331
c-cowboysissies...

>>149669315


>>149669184
Is it a British case of having odd looking offspring? Feel for tom

Cerrones TKO of Rick Story was kino

>>149663304
Was this Sophia Leone? I live in Albuquerque and briefly met her at a bar near her apartment a few months before she died. She was so mid and unremarkable I was shocked when someone later told me she’s a porn star

>>149669153
Thought it was another. I think there's one where he chugs after throwing the cigarettes in the glass

The Jeremy Horn Chael Sonnen Trilogy

Have any of you been to a UFC event?
Thinking about going to 319 cuz it’s close to home but it’s expensive AF

I see what you fuggers are fuggin dewing

>>149669390
sherdog ahh gif

>>149669389
I don't live around where they hold any of those events. But yeah prices are prolly ridiculous and you'll just end up sitting so far up in the stands you're just watching the big screen like at home

Andy Wang is a warrior man

>>149669347
Who is she?

>>149667608
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149669389
last one that happened in vancouver was a shitty card and ridiculously expensive, and the next one coming up willl likely be the same
would have been nice to see charles heem benny and then run around the arena like a crackhead though

Cross the boss
Fire in his eyeeeeee

>>149669427
a bitch

>>149669193
we DO watch that crap here

>>149669427
I cant remember unfortunately.

>>149669403
Going to a local smaller mma promotion is absolutely worth it, I'm never gonna pay $550 for nosebleeds

>having to pay for an mma event
mma is so niche here that some event have free entrance

>>149669299
You WILL watch. You DO watch. And you LIKE to watch.

>dog just got permaheemd by a car
Webm's for this feel?

>>149669443
Yeah thats gotta be the way to do it

>>149669455
kwab

just had sex
>what's her name
joshua weems

>>149669455
he tanked that shit

>>149669294
chills. levels. volumes, even.

Just saw a PragerU youtube ad with Royce Gracie telling you to buy PragerU socks with American flags on them. He also says that the USA is the greatest country in the world in a thick Brazilian accent.

>>149669518
why are brazilians such zogbots

Can I get a college scholarship for UFC fighting?

>ads in 2025
pleb

topuria pulling a max holloway and pointing on the ground and holloway pretending he's a matador in the first round was huge AURA

Yeah Im thinkin' Brazil is the White mans country now

You train UFC. I train Shooto and Pancrase.

>>149669518
raisin covered in chocolate ahh head

Didn't Royce break the record for most illegal PEDs in his system for one of his later fights?

>>149669455
Did you think that this wasn't gonna happen by just letting your dog play in the streets?

>>149669566
yeah he got juiced to the gills to beat up hidehiko yoshida, a gold medal judo can that choked him out easily in a previous fight. those gracies are shyster faggots let me tell you

>>149669586
She usually doesn't go into the street and just hangs in the front yard

In the clinch Ill beg for mercy and tell you Im an hemophiliac. When the clinch breaks I turn the screws and its you that begs.

>>149669587
are you jewish?

My dog got permaheemed by a car when I was a kid. It scarred me for life.

My dogs never get permaheemed because I keep them on a leash like a responsible citizen

same but my dad ran mines over because it ran after us and i didn't like the dog as a kid but after that incident i grew to appreciate all pets

pets are for single women and homosexual men

tfw ya tappin but the bad guy keeps grapplin

>>149669627
Shut the fuck up

This is a kot general albeit

How could this happen...

>>149669632
papi toe said that dont count

>>149669711
doo takin a nap on the energy drink logo bro thinks he's ironic

>>149669711
he probably got punched real hard or somthin

>>149669717
Garth vs Lesnar is officially booked for the Whitehouse

>>149669731
Is this real?

>>149669731
me to the demiurge

Chills

>>149669797
holy crackers...

>>149669797
Worthless fat piece of shit hopefully dies and he's fucking Bulgarian or some shit too. What a piece of trash

>>149669826
schaub is messican bapa

>>149669839
I love and respect some Mexicans. I consider myself Mexican

>>149669826
BDS (buday derangement syndrome)

>>149669731
garth beats lesnar

ilia topuria vs chase hooper
ufc noche riyadh season
live from the pentagon

>>149669797
Brazilian master race vs obese europeran unstermensch

>>149669528
Americans pumped them full of evangelical bullshit to stop them becoming communist

>>149669859
If he doesn't die I'll get a real life rapist to assault his wife

we need a live from the top of the World Trade Center card
start going national landmark cards
at Mount Rushmore, the grand canyon etcetra

>>149669895
Now I've seen true autism

>>149669895
chase hooper will finish what ryan hall started and rip the bleedin leg off that dwarf apturo yeh

>>149669907 give me (you)s or you're gay

>>149669518
He also converted to Islam just because rome arabs gave him money. The gracies are worthless whores that would sell their mothers for a dollar.

>>149669528
CIA feared the communist catholic clergy which had pro-left ideology so they sent evangelical missionary missions during the 60s that preached that Israel must exist for the apocalypse to happen and other jew dick suckings. Overall Death to Amerikkka

>>149669797
Buday!!!

UFC at Seaworld. In the Orca tank. Yeah. Holy fucking shit

>>149669958
Ufc in Sweden, Sneed live in attendance

>>149669797
Bud-easy work, Buday by Ko round 1

New bread btw, it's a little early but this thread is barely crawling along.

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>>149669666
>>149669666

>>149669990
I fear so. Bucheca was getting pieced the fuck up by Reug Reug. His only hope is pulling guard and getting a leg lock

>>149669995
Kys

who pissed on the brazilians bananas

>>149670000
Quads but you're still a fag

>hurr durr the thread is slow so I baked 15 posts early
You could just say "I really want to make the threads" and you would gain respect for your honesty.

>>149670037
he made it over half an hour ago lmao

>>149669995
Hey man you can’t do that