Thread 149665664

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Amiens Métropole - Rouen
174.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-4/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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Previous thread:
>>149647383

>Current and upcoming races
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25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
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19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
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20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 3
Vezza d'Oglio - Trento
122km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-3/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai
12:00 CET

didn't watch ciclismo today, woke up at 5pm

>>149665681
hungover?

>>149665679
the fuck is this profile? also
>wiebeswinslol

They will have to wrestle tomorrows stage from pogacar. Teams need to attack with shitters for a chance to win. No way does UAE gift this to one of pogacars rivals like jumbo, MVDP or remco.

Normandie might be one of my favorite regions of France for sure

The best thing about being over 30 is that you develop this uncanny ability to wake up from your nap exactly before the final 3 km

>>149665717
"it's all downhill from here" profile

>>149665717
traditional Giro profile without the 100km before

>>149665738
thanks for the quick rundown

>>149665731
Wouldn't have been a problem if you'd follow CEST

Is 3.5km at 3.6% really a categorized climb?

Good evening.

>>149665772
kys

>>149665681
you said the same thing yesterday

>>149665764
Its only 3.6% because there half a kilometer descent in the climb.

>>149665808
i'll say it again tomorrow, i always wake up at 5pm when ciclismo is already over :(

This is Jappe's Fatkobsen moment

>>149665877
Jappe just broke a collarbone.

name one chute that Jasper caused i’m waiting

>>149665921
I fell over the cat the other day, distracted by thinking about how awful jappe is.

>>149665857
Based fellow neet?

>>149665664 (OP)
TOTAL SPRINTER DEATH

>>149665988
but ofc fellow ciclismo

>>149665673
https://www.seguintexas.gov/736/Historical-Flooding-in-Seguin
>Several major destructive floods have occurred in our city over the years - in 1838, 1848, 1868, 1872, 1906, 1921, 1936, 1952, 1972, 1973, 1978, 1989, 1991, 1997, 1998, 2015, 2018, 2020 and 2021.

>>149666031
The numbers you posted show an increase in frequency. You are such a fucking idiot.

>>149665928
But bert you’re still at fault in this situation lmao dumbass dane

>>149666090
I don't have a cat and I like Jappe.

Any new juicy drama behind the scenes?

>>149665664 (OP)
So if we assume Wellens attacked today so that Pogi doesn't have to do the time trial in the bad polka dot suit, I think this means Pogi won't be going for this stage, because if he goes over that final cat 3 first, he will likely end up wearing the KOM jersey again.
My guess is UAE is going for Wellens to win the stage, and Pogi will just follow Jonas.

>>149666087
seethe more

cycling fans are trash

>>149666185
too much lead kek

>>149665717
The Collector craves his sacrifices from the Femmes as well.

>fights bini
>knocks phones out of people's hands
>injures other riders
This Milan fag needs to seriously fuck off these Italians are always the worst

>>149666185
should have stayed in school lol

Are riders allowed to have sex during the Tour? Does it impact their performance?

>>149666366
Meds are absolutely terrible, spanish are more deceptive and sneaky. Like when the peloton colluded to trick Robert Millar out of a vuelta win by sneaking a rider up the road and pretending there was no break away, all whilst congratulating him.

Shitalians are far more brazen. Nibali is a good example. Always capitalising on others misfortune whether they crash or puncture. Accusing other riders of actions they didn't commit. Milan being a massive cunt is to be expected but it's worse than I'd have imagined from him.

>>149666477
How else do you think they get their daily semen to slurp?

>>149666416
my point still stands

>>149666477
Back in the day is was strictly verboten on most/all teams. But back then it wasn't even okay to have family visiting during races.

>>149666366
but the food though

>>149665772
Looks like a Wallon Lelgion volunteer

>>149665731
and miss all those crashes? couldn't be me

if Wout beats Pog I'll eat my bidon

>>149666586
What is least likely? Wout wins or Rog podiums tomorrow?

instead of straight DSQs they hand out yellow cards lol

>>149666586
Woot van aert is going to do nada this tour

>>149666616
Wout wins Roglic 2nd
that would be cool

>>149666586
tismbert ghostwriting for axelfraud

>>149666586
Joke ranking. Actual ranking:
5*:MvdP
4*:Pogacar
3*:Vingegaard, Gregoire, Vauquelin

>>149666624
They hand them out to the safest possible choices like Van Poppel today fuck me what has he even done worse than many others

>>149666696
dont get greedy

Surely Pogi will attack tomorrow to not be GRUGED again in a sprint

>>149666730
closest you'll ever get to a competitive bet on pog

Read a theory that Trine's interview was done and released with Visma leadership knowledge, to take focus off Wouts bad performance in the press.

>>149666808
what should wout do on these flat stages?

4 yellow cards lol

>coquard killed philipsen so he could gain -13 in the points classification

>It filled a lot when Jonas Vingegaard's wife Trine Marie Vingegaard Hansen aired several concerns in an interview with Politiken on Sunday.
>Since then, he has had to answer questions about this from all over the media, and it continued on Monday, when he chose to put his foot down.
>You have limited time to do your interviews, and you are wasting your time on something that is not important. I don't care. You have a limited number of questions, and you are spending them on this instead of the race, Vingegaard tells Dutch NOS and emphasizes that it does matter for him.
Cope or seethe?

>>149666822
He should have won yesterday.

>>149666826
waar janniere? why does he get the fred treatment of no punishment for chuting rogla and memco?

>>149666826
How does THEUNS get a yellow for the intermediate sprint but Milan doesn't?

I have returned from my ancestral chateau and we return to the fabulous world of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

As those who PATTT know, I have been bitching relentless about the route of the Tour this year, really difficult to drum up a solid lineup of wines. I'm going to take some reasonable liberties to make sure that fans of /wtw/ get a steady supply of content (and I get a steady supply of good wine to drink).

The Grand Depart this year begins in Hauts-de-France and generally spends its time mucking around in flat farmland. Still, the racing has been reasonably good for such boring parcours. In the very southern corner of HdF, the Champagne wine region begins. We have enjoyed Champagne previously during Paris-Nice with a good bottle of Ruinart, but I will be exploring a little bit more during this first week. This weekend, we had a family celebration for the upcoming birth of my and Bertina's first child so I got some nice Champagne to celebrate.

Krug Grand Cuvee 172eme ($275)

Krug is one of the finest of the great Maisons of Champagne. Like most large producers, they have both non-vintage (NV) as well as vintage offerings, the NV offerings being a blend from many years. Krug is interesting in that every year they release a specific NV that they number, and they are up to I think their 173eme. Today's bottle is from the 172eme edition which is a blend of 44% Pinot Noir, 36% Chardonnay, and 20% Pinot Meunier, blending wines from 2016 to 1998. I enjoyed the 171eme just recently so this was a nice contrast.

The color is a beautiful pale gold with amber flecks, really pretty with fine mousse. The nose is heaven -- rich, fresh Brioche with lemon, salinity, almond, and white flowers. The palate is sublime. Mouth-watering acidity, beautiful ripe lemon curd, bread, flowers. Long finish. It is dry.

I was hoping this would be a banger and it was. Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottle in 10 minutes so I only got to enjoy one glass.

>>149666875
>Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottle
thats why I drink expensive champagne only when I am alone

>>149666827
It's funny because then the journalist asked him about the race instead and the interview followed as such:

Vingegaard:
>Today is a flat stage, so we will try to get through it, you have to be careful and not lose any time
Journalist:
>So the goal today is to stay safe and not lose any time?
Vingegaard:
>Yes, exactly.

And then the journalist wishes him good luck and vingegaard thanks him

Will Pog attack for the first time in this Tour tomorrow?

>>149666875
and congrats on the successful procreation

>>149666826
>theuns
lol

>>149666927
well it was supposed to be a private toast for just my immediate family (parents, siblings, etc) but my mom took so long to get ready that half the party guests had shown up by the time she was done, and it's not like I could've just excluded people from the toast.

That being said: 1) whatever, good wine is for sharing, and 2) I did hide my bottle of red Burgundy from her

>>149666875
looks very dark for champagne guess 44% pinot noir is alot (?)

>>149667064
oh wow spoiler alert. now I expect a review of that bottle of ice mountain water.

>>149666842
No one would have beaten MVDP, maybe no rider ever to have existed would have beat him yesterday under those conditions. Much less a past it wout.

>>149667091
yeah for young champagne there's a lot of color density which I attribute to the pinot noir and pinot menuier

Compare color to the Ruinart BdB which is 100% chardonnay

>>149666981
Too soon, he is saving his matches.

>>149667101
Grand Depart in USA when?

seriously though, drives me nuts that my parents drink bottled water. Of course I have become a coastal elite and just drink tap.

speaking of hiding bottles wine. I smuggled 2 small bottles into the match at the weekend. safely hidden in my boxers

Casillero Del Diablo Cabernet Sauvignon (€3) Cheap shit from Chile but actually tastes good

Barefoot Merlot (also €3) Cheap shit from California but actually tastes like shit. Also too warm after the extra hour in my pocket.

>>149667208
>Grand Depart in USA when?
Not going to happen anytime soon bert.

>>149666824
>101
>67
>101
literally nothing happened

>>149667281
Business idea: instead of grand departs they do a grand finale. rest day after stage 20 then stage 21 somewhere exotic

>>149667208
>5 crit circuits around large cities
not for me thanks

>>149667322
Great idea!
How about a criterium in Saudi Arabia.

a horsefly flew down my jersey somehow even though its race cut and it bit me 3 times on the stomach

>>149667273
>Barefoot
>Tastes like shit
I'm sorry, haven't you heard that these are the Most Awarded Wines in the World (tm)?

>>149667322
Business idea: instead of grand depart they do a grand tour. Go somewhere exotic and ride all the 21 stages of Tour de France there. Potentially coming back to France for a Champs Elysees grand finale.

>>149667354
We have been over this numerous times burgerbert. You have so many huge climbs that would be excellent to see the pro peloton tear up.

>>149667396
Business idea: Grand World Tour. Only one stage per country, all time zones has to be raced in.

>>149667379
i suffered so many bites last week that my body didn’t even react to it anymore really hate those fuckers

>>149667419
>200km sand stage doing laps around a Polynesian atoll

>>149667408
not on the east coast. unless you like unipuertos

>>149667437
They could do it on aircraft carriers which are connected together in the middle of the ocean, that would be based.

>>149667419
Business idea: World Tour is turned into a literal tour of the world with at least one stage/race in every country with cycling federation that's under the UCI.

>>149667442
I thought east coast wasn't True© america.

>>149667442
considering I can knit together 2300m climbing over just 120km riding out of NYC, I'm pretty sure you can get more vert riding in the Adirondacks, Catskills, White Mountains, Green Mountains, Appalachians, etc, etc, etc.

>>149667466
runners wont be happy with a 9 hour time difference

>>149667503
they go to australia don't they

>>149667494
most are very shallow or extremely short THOUGH. you could definitely make a few classic style koers but it would require the finish being in the middle of nowhere which is the exact opposite of what a USA grand depart will be trying to do [extract money from paypigs]

>>149667519
not in the same race innit

>>149667519
a subsection

>>149667466
??? The East Coast is the only true America. The rest of the country is just the dregs of Central Europe larping in the desert

This was not a fun stage to follow from the office. At least all the redditors are happy that our boy Jappe got fucked

>>149667563
this

>>149666826
Worth it.

>>149667563
Consider: Tour d'Appalachia. With a focus on the state parks, using the climbs through the smokies, down into the valley of the shenandoah, highlighting the landscape and peoples of america's midsouth

>>149668072
might be better if we just tried to ignore the people

>tfw slamming half a bottle of pinot noir while watching a nice 30 minute recap of the stage
dadberts how do you get the time to watch the stages?

>>149668116
For the month of July the kids are their mother's problem

>>149668116
As a soon to be dadbert (PPATTT), I watch the stages while at the /cyc/ office

>>149667563
Ohio is the only real America

>>149668256
O H I O
Does the kids still say that?

>>149668256
If I book a two week vacation in Ohio, please plan an itinerary for me.

>>149668284
creepy

>>149668256
Ohio, Massachusetts and Virginia are the big 3

I do want to close the loop to that one Danebert. Visma did attack in the crosswins on Stage 1. Obvi Jonas didn't win, but he did put big time into Roglic and Remco and other fourth-tier GC riders.

>>149668256
What's there to see besides the buckeye trees?

Shots fired at Trine

>>149668377
turbo cucked

Time to watch some Marlowe kino

>>149668377
I would love to work for a leader like tadej pogacar, delivers all year round and always seems to be grateful to his helpers (even though he doesn't need them)

>>149668447
based

>>149668492
you'd like to rim his pooey arse too yeah?

>>149668494
for me, its gooning to old VANDERAERDEN kino, an re-living the ex-reform school students greatest moments. i wonder what hes up to right now..

no wonder he wanted out of this jersey. look at the state of that
might have to do some trickery to avoid getting it back tomorrow

I'm never sad over the tour, it's always given me obsession. I get obsessed with cycling for the rest of the season. When it stops I get depressed. It's like withdrawal symptoms. Cycling is my lifeline.

>>149668647
I love the polkadot. The real tragedy is the green jersey. Why did they go away from actual green and make it this boring ass muted color? It's the embodiment of the entire shift away from real colors in all other aspects of life.
Every wall paint in every single house is some dusty, muted version of the actual color. Same for clothes. FUCK Skoda

>>149668709
it looked cooler back in the day. definitely the shorts look goofy

>In October 2018, Tafi announced his intention to take part in Paris-Roubaix 2019 to celebrate the 20th anniversary of his first victory.[2] However, he was unable to find a team that would have nominated him for the race; he therefore expressed his wish to be allowed to ride a few kilometers at least a few minutes ahead of the peloton. In the end, he broke his collarbone in a local race in March 2019, meaning that he was only able to take part in Paris-Roubaix as a spectator (Translated)
KWAB

New dopage reportage. Important one of the doping docteurs is involved with *******

https://www.ardmediathek.de/video/geheimsache-doping-im-windschatten/geheimsache-doping-im-windschatten/ard/Y3JpZDovL3Nwb3J0c2NoYXUuZGUvOGNkNjdiNmQtMTU1NS00NTljLTg4NzUtYmM5YTg2MzdkNjkyX2dhbnplU2VuZHVuZw

>>149668861
PPATTT and nothing ever happens

>i just watch it with my dad, he's really into all of the cycling races across europe. goes on about how he wants tadej pogačar to win because he's a good sport with a good attitude and how he doesn't like the snidey dutch guy
>good sport
/tour/ists should be sanctioned for having opinions on the sport.

For me its the Philadelphia Cycling Classic, and the famous Manayunk Wall™

>>149668861
Why did the dopage docteur want to know where "the Slowenians are staying at the hotel"?!? And what is AICAR?

>>149668647
>>149668709
Polkadot is the best looking leader's jersey and I'll die on that hill. But you should never do the full suit leader's jerseys. The bibs should always be the team issue bibs. Even on one piece suits just have black bibs with team sponsors.

I will also agree that whatever they did to the green jersey is a fucking travesty.

>>149668861
hmmmmm

>>149669036
end of all my rides, I wish I had long climbs, it's all just short and steep

Wout's nan just died

RIP

>>149669056
This very moment?
What did you do?

>>149669050
>doping to produce more powerhouses of the cell
Now, who would have thought of that?

>>149669054
>King of Prussia
>americans in charge of naming towns

>>149669069
Ballistic missile, it'll help motivate him. He'll win tomorrow for her. Just so happens betting odds are tasty too.

>>149669099
Only four of the substances are on the anti-doping list ;^) More RC variants for sure

>>149669054
they should rebrand it as Muur de Manayunk

>>149669101
you should see what they have done with the place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Prussia_(shopping_mall)

>>149669146
simply beautiful

>>149669155
Looks like city skylines. Always hated how you couldn't build real towns in that game. Guess its actually a burgertown sim.

So who is this guy at the Giro and why was Froome not stripped of his "titles"

>>149669155
needs more interchanges desu

>>149668494
I watched one with Bobby Mitchum, all time Hollywood stud that boy

>>149669146
>>149669155
Don't worry, it's much worse in person. The entire area is highway interchanges, retail, chain resturants , shitty new cookie cutter apartments, parking lots, and pharma corporate offices.

Luckily a nice bike path that goes around to Valley Forge park which is a nice place to ride

Business idea: grand tour where the race never ends. Last rider standing wins

KEK
https://x.com/valuearmando/status/1942251978525946285

>>149670424
Don't understand

>>149670420
imagine the slurpage

uci is so close to killing sprint stages in grand tours

>>149669050
pogacar - pogaicar
who's writting this?

>>149670710
good
they should add safety cars ahead of riders on descents to lower speeds too, too many have died

post webms of the chutes today

>>149670998
>go to 4chan archive
>country flag "Russian Federation"
>Filename contains "webm"
lazy retard

>>149671115
a burger calling another burger lazy, okay there fatso

>>149671239
post bmi and ftp

>>149671248
last two digits confirm my bmi, previous 3 are my ftp, your turn

>>149671283
my friend you are triple obese

>>149671319
fuck I hate belgians so much

grimy burger heurs

>>149666493
Remember Nibali won because the whole field was hurt in a shitty pissy weather Tour that year. Italians are frauds

>Danemark national hero is a massive cuck
Lmao

>>149666493
>>149671783
luck is a skill and Nibbles maxed that stat

>>149667494
I can "knit" this together in 50-70 km 5 different ways and don't have to go on roads with 10,000 angry truck guys.

>>149670710
the new fans don’t understand sprinting they don’t understand it’s all assholes if they did it now they could easily get away with it

>>149669050
>iCar
Cagies won

summoning a krautbert how much does a can of monster cost in a place like rewe

>>149672922
€1.50

>>149672953
impossible to suffer

>>149670746
I feel like descents are the last largely untapped frontier opportunity for getting faster in the races
do teams even train descents with time? Memorize every turn and racing line and train braking and acceleration like cars? Or maybe they could have someone radio them the upcoming turn and speed to take it at like in rally

>>149673087
Yeah the canarieberg descent is famous huge wide road descent they go at 80km/h there

>>149668709
Not only is it boring it's also way harder to make out in the peloton

this lad can't stop winning. someone give him a real job
welcome to Uno X!

>>149673313
next stop - Herentals

>>149673333
He’s already there bro

>>149673313
the crash looked bad and I feel bad for him, but given how badly he behaves in racing at times I can't help but feel like he deserved it a little

>>149673343
ah, home.

>Wout van Aert says that after some heavy legs in the first few days, he is recovering.

>"In the final (on stage 3, ed.) we pulled back a bit with the team. Overall, I was able to recover fine today (Monday, ed.). Hopefully I'll feel a little better tomorrow (Tuesday, ed.), so I can ride for the stage win," Wout van Aert told the team's website.

yeah I'm thinking he's back

2bh Herentals surgeons need to keep leaderboard with pro riders collections stats

>>149673313
probably very comfy, lying on the back with 90% of the skin missing

>>149666525
Cycling girls are a weird breed. On one hand I've seen ugly-ass women brought up to a 7 or 8 from being cheeky in lycra, and one was even a pro cycling chef.

yet the vast majority are hyper-groomed eyebrow-lasered bimbettes you'd think are only in the sport for the instagram selfies

>>149673353
upvoted

>>149669266
I always thought Sims was made-up architecture. City builders always felt weird. Then I enabled the european architecture in Cities and immediately it was depressing as shit to look at.

>>149672666
He is right he wasn't at fault. It wasn't a 'racing incident' it was recklessness by 2 riders.

>You have to give Primoz Roglic a certain ranking, because it is a Roglic stage in every way. However, as I wrote in the analysis after stage 2, all alarm bells are still ringing. He looked really bad in Sunday's terrain that suited him, and his sprint was shockingly bad. However, we also remember that he started badly last year, and on stage 11 there was suddenly a break through. Once he finds the legs we last saw in Catalonia, he is still so good that he should be difficult to beat.
keep the faith lads. he will get good

>>149673359
>going for the stage win
Trine won't be happy about this.

>>149673359
Another 2out classic incoming

>>149673330
> UAE
> Thailand
> China
> Uzbekistan
> One day in Denmark
> China
> China
> Two days in Denmark
> China
> China
Absolute madlad. I wish I had the energy for an adventure like that.

>>149673446
>going for stage wins when he could help with indoor plumbing instead
selfish, selfish man

>>149673458
show how pathetically weak the asian races are. gets completely mogged as soon as he comes back to europe

>>149673467
>gets completely mogged as soon as he comes back to europe
the Mareczko gambit

>>149673467
I-it's just jetlag, okay?

>>149673472
and not only that. he goes right back to China and wins straight away again! comical

>>149673458
dude love’s his wife

Do you think these are ethically sourced?

>>149673533
They are ethnically sourced yes

>>149673353
downvoted

We should spend the next 4hrs talking about rider safety until the race picks up

how do you not just want to stand behind her during the show and sniff her dirty shitter i bet that must smell so sweet and all

>>149673606
I bet she's into really vanilla sex

>>149673606
I don't have mommy issues.

>>149673624
na serwas oida

bist du narisch

I'm here now

What have I missed so far this tour?
Phillipsen ded: good
>inb4 PPATTT
shan't

>>149673606
>>149673630
>>149673639
based hagmaxxer

>>149673639
She has a youtube channel where she goes cycling

that final 10km part in Rouen looks kino ngl

How is everyone holding up?

>>149673711
yes

>This top-heavy strategy has also been a feature of other teams in contention, with mixed results. The Movistar Team for the 2018 and 2019 Tours saw the deployment of the so-called 'Trident' of Mikel Landa, who had moved from Sky for the 2018 season, alongside long-term Movistar leaders and general classification contenders Nairo Quintana and Alejandro Valverde. This tactic was largely unsuccessful for Movistar, who experienced difficulties in coordinating their three leaders, none of whom appeared willing to sacrifice their own ambitions to serve as super-domestiques for one of the other two.

Lads you're going to have to help me here. I get why they aren't all racing for themselves every stage and it's all about tactics and basically trying to gift winning the Tour to your chosen rider.

But imagine paying big bucks... and then the riders not agreeing to the plan?

what the fuck???

>>149673725
If Wout thinks he is making it over this he is insane

>>149673725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBkVV9xxCHE&list=

roglic stage

>>149673734
W*ut received a stern warning this morning to remind him his place

>>149673368
he's probably chilling on Tramadol

>>149673768
:^I

>>149673734
he has a plan

>>149673734
>>149673790

>>149673730
reads like the classic movistar retardation desu

>>149673745
the watch score for the finish is a 9. for the rest is a 3

>>149669054
umm, I have a friend in Havertown

>>149673835
Ben O'Connor in the audience

>>149673835
France Gall a qt

>>149673734
He should it's not that hard. Problem is he scared of fighting for position

>>149673606
smell poop and fish? if I want that I can just go to the market

>>149673730
>attaque de quintana

>>149673886
position doesn't matter if he doesn't have the legs. if Pog smashes this Wout is for sure spat at the back

>>149673912
800m is short, if you start in the front and slowly drift you can catch up after the climb. The problem is if you start back then you're stuck in fraud land

>>149673931
It's still a 2 minute climb. Lose 20 seconds and you're gone. Maybe he can win the group 2 sprint for 15th

Why was the Peloton splitting on Day 1 so bad?

Like why don't they just catch up?

>>149673961
Wind STRONK

>>149673961
Because the lead group averaged over 55km/h for the last 20km.

Will Jonas lose time today?

>>149673918
Road architecture across britain is getting more goofy and over complicated, I guess the same is for france too then. Civil engineers need to be beaten into submission.

>>149673975
Whilst in heavy wind too lmao just inhuman

>>149673980
In bonus seconds yes

>>149673975
>averaged over 55km/h
Crazy

I'm happy if I hit 30km/h average biking on the way to work lel

200w on the trainer feel like 280w when outside. fuck I hate the rape machine so much berts

>>149666826
van poppel should have been disqualified imo
people will keep doing this if there's no consequences

will fishboy make the call?

Hows the wind situation?

>>149674053
chute BRUTALE incoming

>>149674053
from what I could see on the map about 5m is as tight as it gets, so no reason to panic

>>149673918
>>149674053
roglabros...

tightest spot is actually around 123km to go between songeons and gerberoy. right before that it's long straight open roads and a crosswind too. but it's probably not strong enough winds for anyone to try anything

Hannah Walker looking puffy

>>149674160
Cute, I talked with her in the airport after the olympics. We texted for a while but eventually these things just die. Distance is a bitch. Last I heard she was hitting it off with a woman

Entrance to the last climb is insanely small, if you are not top 5 you are giga fucked
100% it’s gonna be closed off for spectators

big lass at testa della crosa

>>149674269
shitlan so proud being in a jersey he didn’t earn

Jimmy Neutron in the studio

>>149673313
Appearantly they leave in the clavicle stabilizer plate after the bone has healed, what happens if you crash and break the collarbone again?

>>149674205
>lesbian
shes cock crazy

>>149674053
good thing they are banning skinny bars

>>149674278
he fights for his hair unlike some berts here

>>149666826
why do sporting bodies hire the biggest retards for stewards?
Coqcuard literally did nothing wrong
Sprints are dangerous, shit happens
This is the most retarded shit I've seen in a long time in this shit sport
redditors will get their way and soon you will be DQed in a sprint if you exceed 40 kmh and deviate by more than 1mm and your cadence exceeds 90rpm
gotta keep it safe

Last climb is Chr. Winthersvej light
Proper rampas inhumanas

>>149674304
so much this

>>149674304
Yeah it was an actual race incident aside from Milan who deviated but still his deviation wasn’t that bad it’s just that Astérix is so small a tiny touch of the belgian giant sends him flying

>>149668294
I dunno
I drove through it a month ago and it was actually really nice looking
Columbus looked really nice
Everyone was driving new cars, apparently they lowered taxes by a ton a couple years ago and now a fuck ton of businesses moved there
I think even Cleveland is getting decent

>>149674304
also if you go frame-by-frame you see that ackkshually Rex was the first one starting the pushing to the left, but also he does not deserve a yellow

what dose a yellow card do anyways?

>>149668647
this horrid shit of matching bibs, helmet, gloves, bar tape, socks, shoes, bike only started in the past 12-13 years.

It was so much classier when all that changed was the jersey.

Yellow jersey, black bibs
Polka dot, black bibs
Green, black bibs
etc

>>149674330
if you get two in a week time it’s GG (i think lol) but they never give them to favorites just rando’s and leadouts

>>149674330
collect enough of them and you will get DQ

>>149674336
agreed

>>149674330
2 mean DSQ

>>149674330
You get two in the same race and it’s adios
You get throw out of the race and 7 day ban from racing

>>149674336
Exactly, it's like when goalkeepers just had a green jersey

>>149674330
you aren't allowed to pee

is she gonna be ok?

>>149674368
just fuck off

what should I buy?
Stumpjumper 15 or Forbidden Druid?

Also on radar:

Epic Evo, YT Izzo, SC Hightower

Ive not shopped for a new bike in a long time, I'm surprised that Specialized has the best prices these days compared to most other big brands
Its also insane that you can get a full on S-Works MTB frame WITH top end Fox shock for less than what most brands charge for their shitty road frame

>only 3 breakaway riders
WTF is these invited teams doing
Where is Lotto, Israel and Tudor
Why is Ineos, Arkea, EF, FDJ and so on not putting riders in the fucking break
God i hate these slurper teams

>>149674336
They didn't have the technology to make different colored bibs back then

>Primoz Roglic (35), Florian Lipowitz (24) - two riders and no definite answer to the question: Who is actually the leader?
Yeah, they only said Rogla is the leader a million times.

>>149674375
shadup bitch, im fucking on.

>Pogacar actually just goes "fuck it I might as well cycle fast and go off on my own"
>peleton goes "wtf you can't do that you need to be 11.5mm from your teammates wheel whilst he feeds you"

bizarre sport

>>149674401
getting topics to write about is hard, pls undstand

Pogacar, the bulgarian superstar

who is the next great french hope Berts, is there even one?

Adds on tiz? wat

>>149674429
Seixas

>>149674431
>Swift ready to cock
>MVDP blinks at the camera
that's it im spending all my money

looks like asgreen breaking triggered the alpecin boys

>>149674401
I want to know his wife's thoughts

>>149674387
Don't let tourists fawning over Predjama Castle see this.

>>149674403
didnt the trannyjanny ban you for posting this yesterday?

Lapierre came back to pro-peloton just to be relegated soon

Roglic has entered his Quintana era

Wout talking with MVDP, kino

oh, she cute

>>149674375
tsmt

Asgreen flying

>>149674384
wrong thread, if you want an actual reply go to >>>/xs/236990

>>149674514
I had no idea that board existed

>be common frog and vélo fan
>wait two decades for Le Tour to pass through your little village again
>when the day finally comes you see your neighbor dressed in pic rel with his balls hanging out on one side
how do you respond?

>>149674546
vote for the le pen

>>149674546
rape correction!

moo

>>149674575
Funny name

>>149674571
I love moos. They're two vry smol moos on my way home from work. they cute

>Eurosport showing Poulidor vs Anquetil because we are going to Rouen
>when it ends they show MVDP in yellow
Fucking SOVL
i love ciclismo

Gonna rub one out and take a nap

I want to MURDER, ANNIHILATE, DEMOLISH and OBLITERATE Florian Naß for eternity.

>>149674494
I read a news article that said she hasn't raced in a while because her feet were sooooo cheesy that she would stink out the team bus and hotels. So she's had to go through a decontamination process to reduce the cheesy odour.

>>149674638
her feet knotted in my gullet, haha how awful

>>149674655
You MUST refrain from this type of posting behavior you have been exhibiting. It has gone too far and is increasingly antisocial.

>>149674655
She has ogre like proportions, it's hot

>>149674676
>>149674677
>you want me to step on your face bert?

I fucking knew it. wet roads + nervous femoid peloton = gigantic chute guaranteed

>>149674612
smartest bert

easiest Wiebeswinslol ever

>>149674707
Fortunately tiz is still 8 km to go so we might see it live, again!

top 10

>>149674727
>"the femmes can cycle just like the men"
>"its just as entertaining but not because of the booba or the chutes"
I will never get why womens sports is pushed that much

>>149674724
she nearly chuted on the line kek

Popped out for lunch, have I missed anything this last half hour

>>149674736
GC

Happy Birthday Phil Bauhaus

>>149674770
What car is that? Some sick leather buckets? I have recaros maybe the most comfortable seats I've ever sat in.

>>149669146
>>149669155
I used to live around here and went there all the time as a kid lol

>>149674724
Nederlandse overwinning met een Belgisch randje

>Breakaway
Kino stage.

what a comfy little town

>>149674745
It's part of the "women can do everything men can do just as well if not better" agenda. The reason it's pushed so much is because a huge portion can't come to terms with the fact that there in fact are differences between the sexes. Mostly because they immediately go different = inferior/don't deserve the same rights and that's wrongthink. Men and women excell in different areas. Men just happen to be the ones that are stronger, faster, and athletic.

It's the same reason these same people can't admit that some cultures are better than others or that there are differences other than skin color between different races. Because if they were to admit that some groups of people are smarter/faster/stronger/etc for them it means that that group must be superior to any other people. They're literally incapable of understanding the concept that regardless of sex/race and their capabilities people should have equal rights.

RN GIGACHAD will win from the break

>>149674887
The concept of bell curve is indeed too hard to understand for some people. We're literraly sacrificing western civilization to avoid explaining the concept

Just found out Remco got tricked into being a Muslim by his gf

>>149674887
How long until racial traits in RPGs get banned?

ALL IN: TEXAS (2025) this Saturday. Any other Berts watching? Early start time which is nice I can get some rest before getting up next morning for le Tour

>>149674919
>mfw I will never be tricked into accepting God's light by a beautiful North African woman

Women participation in cycling should be limited to riders wives bitching and causing drama. We need a reality show where riders wives all stay in the same hotels and dine together every night. That would be great.

>>149674945
Life with a woman like that is hell on earth. Why do you think he is as crazy as he is

Treating myself to some Phil Liggett

Okay, what is this crap I hear about yesterday's stage (missed it) mentioning how it had nothing happening until niggas started chuting like craze with, like, 50 km left to the finish line?
Does it really mean I have to pay extra attention to every single most plain and boring fricking stage because the Peleton Fools _will_ do some idiotic shite to make the Tour more entertaining (idiotic)?!
Any webms from yesterday?
Cheers.

>>149674981
That's what they want to do, in 10 years every 20km there will be an happening to keep the kids in front of the screen

yum

>>149674981
Yes you watch everything. You are a disgrace to your flag

>>149674916
I'm not sure it would be possible to explain it to some of them. It's the same as hypotheticals. I seem to come across an alarming number of people who are simply incapable of understanding hypotheticals, and most of these appear "normal" people and not retards.

>>149674945
Being a white mudslime is the worse kind of traitor it’s like a black slaver or a polish jew reporting other jews to the Gestapo

>>149675017
Who do you think caught and sold all the blacks into slavery? Hint: it wasn't white people.

>>149674950
Would they show Trine tucking in little fishboy and giving him night-night kisses every evening?

I just demolished a Türkentasche with fanta. Good times

>222 Abrahamson
Is that the nudist with the tight ass?

>>149675006
Smart, but messy.
Wouldn't do something like this because I'd have to clean the bike later myself.

>>149675045
yes but don't post naked men please

>>149675065
sexo

>>149675065
Proud descendants of french slavery !

>>149675065
>Banane de Guadeloupe & Martinique
Are they good?

>>149675065
>Paying dancing black people to promote bananas

Based ?

>>149675065
>banana flag
uh

>>149675082
same breed as in everywhere else on earth so not really

>>149675082
Honest about being a banana republic at least

I ate two bananas today. Really makes you think.

>>149675082
Yes but more expensive. Also back in the days their cultivation caused lots of cancers.

banana kask

>>149675107
Our secret pick GACHIGNARD is paying off BIG time already

>>149675101
bring it back!

There better be a big breakaway in the Vire stage

>>149675136
GIGACHINARD

>>149675098
>>149675109
Hmmmm...

>>149675136
he's only warming up
there will be a stage win

>>149674514
you actually go to /n/ where spergs will attack and demand you get a s/h 90's mtb

What kind of padding are these guys working with?

>>149675148
I know, I am an expert at secret picks and this one is going to be legendary

>>149675160
how dose this velogame work? where do I sign
up?

canyon has the best looking bikes, it had to be said

>>149675172
Dont do it Hans

>>149675184
kys

>>149675184
aeroad is nice
basically hasn't changed in 10 years
everything else looks like boring aliexpress bikes

>>149675184
maybe. top 5 anyway

https://road.cc/content/feature/bikes-tour-de-france-2025-306195

>>149675172
it's a rabbit hole, avoid at all costs. and next opportunity to make a team is for Klasikoa and /cyc/lassics one month away

Did I miss anything so far?

>>149675006
what a neanderthal

Martinez has insane aero posture

>>149675184
meh

>>149675226
me playing pokemon snap

>>149675226
I keked out loud when I say that, and when I say keked out loud I literally keked out loud like some fucking autist. Never happened to me before though so maybe there is still hope.

Where do you guys buy an Hawaii shirt?

>>149675213
Dunno, all look same-y with those integrated cockpits (yuck!) and dropped seat-stays (noice!).
Trek's interrupted seat-tube is wonky and Pinarello's melty forks are on my shitlist since forever.
Also, whoever's responsible for pic rel abomination should just do himself and save everyone the hassle, lmao.

ugly-ass headtube

>>149675184
You will never look like MVDP

>>149675294
BLACKED INC

I want to take Florian Naß' face in between my hands and CRUSH it until it is the consistency of milkshake.

>>149675213
Van Rysel > Cube > Giant > Canyon > X-Lab=Merida > Factor > Spec > Cannondale > Wilier > Look > Pinarello > Colnago > Trek=Orbea=Lapierre=Cervelo=Enve=BMC=Ridley

>>149675315
>>149675294
And when I say Factor, I do NOT mean that one.

>>149675315
war is Scott?

>>149675324
Q36.5 is not invited

>>149675324
Not at the TDF unfortunately, if they were they would be my top spot. The foil is my favourite bike

>>149675332
>>149675226
Good spot, great picture.

>latest wins by national champions in tour de france
>2020 POGACAR Tadej Slovenia
>2020 ROGLIC Primoz Slovenia
well that's just not possible pcs man, I'll have to drop my pro subscription

When da fackin climbs startin?

>>149675369
16:30

>>149675226
>trying to find moto dopers

>>149675363
You know there is a RR and a TT champion right

>>149675302
Head rectangle

Genuinely just fell asleep in my office at work

>>149675369
soon the mighty Côte Jacques Anquetil

>>149675377
>caught in a technicality
many such cases! pcs pro is back on the menu bros

mad cunt reminder

Why are they talking about all this fancy food? Where's the slop?

a-are they gonna show jacques anquetils chateau?

>>149675401
You need to drink more coffee

>>149675441
Chad. They forgot to tell that Jeanine was originally his doctor's wife

Rouen looks pretty

>>149675309
I unironically look pretty similiar to him but slightly taller and fatter.

>>149675462
She is so much cuter her than with these disgusting tatoo

>>149675441
this gossip lives rent free in my head
just classic french behaviour innit

>>149675498
>Martinez powering the break
Doomed

hate bong commentators and their tryhard french accents

>>149675483
We're not in Rouen yet stop spoiling

>>149675491
>slightly

>>149675441
Huh

>>149675498
shes gone foreber bertilini

CHUTE

and so it begins

>>149675045
>>149675058

chute

Chute Kuss!

>>149675441
What a legend, this is what France used to be.

comicale

Jonas almost assasinated

Kuss bros...

>>149675594
I didn't even know he was in the race this year

>>149675594
burn that seat

Why do breakaways riders never try in these kinds of stages but they all try when it's a mountain stage that Pogi will win easily. It wasn't like that 20 years ago

Intermediate sprint soon.....

waar is Didi?

>>149675441
I was going to say, typical French dude in the 1960s.
I bet Allah has some 'skellys' in his closet....

>>149674916
>We're literraly sacrificing western civilization to avoid explaining the concept
well said and sadly true

>>149675621
>that fucking sealant splash from Kuss' wheel
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

Lenny in difficulties

>>149675626
The average runner has a sub 80 IQ

Leave my Kussy alone

STOP FALLING

baka

Lmao

>woman cycling ad
do yuros really?

>>149675594
>brown streak on the saddle

Good and worn in now

WTF is Lenny doing

>>149675642
All but a rouse

Martinez might be the most inconsistent rider in the peloton

Lenny way too early

>>149675673
and too shit

TT helmets in road race should be outlawed

lenny can't outsprint the fat fuck kek

Yep
Lenny is retarded confirmed

is Maduous a jobber?
I was thinking about that yesterday. I think he is

Lenny actually looks really strong

phwaor that explosive attack
he could beat mvdp in a sprint with them watts

Who crashed worse Van Wilder or Kuss?

So Grug wins today and stages 6,7 and fucks off home?

ouch

wow they really want to force that drag shit

>>149675752
And then golfing in UAE for two weeks

>gap increases
Are these jobbers going to make it to the finish?

>>149675776
imagine the smell

>>149675776
moist

>>149675771
aw hell no

>>149675776
I would buy it for 50k euros

smoothest road I've ever seen

she cute

>>149675805
You could probably, it looks like it could collapse tomorrow

>>149675594
Is this optimal?

>>149675621
>>149675612
>>149675605
>>149675595
So it happened again.

Will Lenny attack too soon on the next hill?

absolute BOTCH JOB by tudor

>>149675831
might be immaterial if there's an attack from the bunch they're right behind

>>149675835
wasn't getting back anyway

another sprint point fail

>>149675839
They'll make it

....won't they?

>TWO rides in a row when I narrowly escape torrential rain
I am scared of the next ride, my lads.
The Fate odds are skewed hard in my favour so the balancing act will be devastating. Maybe I should stop cycling altogether now, when still on top?

>>149675846
yeah it's inexplicable really

jasper really got lucky on stage 1 that milan got dropped

lmao milan deleted him

>>149675846
Girmay not as fast as he used to be...

So will Pogi attack today

>>149675877
he was never fast

ALLEZ LENNY

>>149675886
Don't think so

fat sprinters dying

why are these retards even trying 20 sec infront of peloton?

Dare I say Lenergy?

TSD

>>149675915
KOM

>>149675905
Then he will loose to GRUG again

>>149675915
Every second of camera exposure is worth a fuckton more than in any other race, so they try to stay visible as long as possible.

Where is Wout

Allah ded

I stop watching for two minutes and suddenly LENNY
IT'S TOO EARLY LENNY

>>149675937
Lenny wasting energy

>looks back
kek

>>149675915
pack might crash, they might start doing the "you guys should chase, not us" bullshit, you never know what will happen. it would be retarded to stop

>>149675959
Lennergy wasted

What is UAE doing telling Wellens to take KOM points
Are they that greedy

>>149675961
They're letting him 'cook'

>don't look back
>looks back

MASSIVE CHUTE

CHUTE FATALE

CHUTE

>>149675966
you wizzard

>>149675970
So that Pog doesn't get the polka dots when he attacks later

they just can't win against road furniture

FUCK I HAD PARET PEINTRE IN MY VELOTEAM

was that rogla?

>roglic again not the one that crashed
wtf is happening?

>>149675988
what game are you guys playing. where can I join?

SO IT HAPPENED YET AGAIN

>>149675985
He don't wan't to wear no ugly polka-dots

>>149675993
no he was the one that stopped before the crash

>>149676006
velogames. no you can't anymore. try vuelta later this year

what the fuck is going on today

riders still nervous from yesterday

Lenny should save matches tbqh

lenny is trying to stay out front just so he can avoid these retards who keep crashing

>mah-tin-ez
Is that how French Martinez is pronounced or is it the Anglo pronounciation that's so common here as well?

>>149675776
la chateau de pee pee poo poo

>>149676041
they can't do our r sound don't blame them

>>149676041
shadup bitch

>>149675995
UNLOCKED

ala burned so many matches getting back
I'm keeping count

Higuita looks obese

>>149676030
Looks like locked weels/handlebars to me, but:
>"Muh Put a good club rider into the pro peleton and they would crash"

Lenny Lache

>>149675805
On French tv they said the owners need money to repair it, you could make an offer.

>>149675896
he was good at sprints between 553m and 623m at grades of 4.3% to 4.9% for 3 months

Buitrago struggling already

>>149676070
He dropped down to help Buitrago.

test

pogi attack in the air

Santi laché

Look at those UAE GODS o algo

>>149676049
Legend

>>149676087
I can smell it

>UAE hammering it
here we go

Dubs and Wout wins today.

>>149676103
What’s the band name

>>149676096
cyclismo is in the air

Looks like Wellens is going all in for more KOM points

>>149676113
dubs and Wout chutes today

Pogi not gonna wait for the last climb
full out gas on the next 1,8km 5% is where it can really hurt when you attack on the top

Do your bosses know you post on cyc during work?

>>149676115
Staying at the front to have a higher chance of avoiding chutes.

pogagoat

>>149676135
its called summer vacation duh

>>149676135
>work

>>149676135
I am my own boss

Jonas is far back out of position
oh no no no

Spotted a few squeakers on 8ch when this site was down

lil squeak is a meme now

>3 hours of slurp yesterday to watch phillipsen die

kinda worth

>>149676135
as long as I meet my requirements he doesn’t care one blt

Groves in orde

Groves pass normal

>>149676135
please post a triggerwarning before using the W- or the B-word

>roglic alone
why is bora like this?

>>149676166
lil guy got a star qualities

everybody infront except remco

2500 watts attack soon

Pogi goes here

Simmons really far up too, not sure why

>>149676183
The next Movistar or UAE. Backstabbing central.

narvaez is crazy good