Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Amiens Mรฉtropole - Rouen
174.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-3-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-4/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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Previous thread:
>>149647383
>Current and upcoming races
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19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Pรฉrigord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
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>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:
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>Velodrama league code:
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Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 3
Vezza d'Oglio - Trento
122km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-2-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-3/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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12:00 CET
didn't watch ciclismo today, woke up at 5pm
>>149665679the fuck is this profile? also
>wiebeswinslol
They will have to wrestle tomorrows stage from pogacar. Teams need to attack with shitters for a chance to win. No way does UAE gift this to one of pogacars rivals like jumbo, MVDP or remco.
Normandie might be one of my favorite regions of France for sure
The best thing about being over 30 is that you develop this uncanny ability to wake up from your nap exactly before the final 3 km
>>149665717"it's all downhill from here" profile
>>149665717traditional Giro profile without the 100km before
>>149665738thanks for the quick rundown
>>149665731Wouldn't have been a problem if you'd follow CEST
Is 3.5km at 3.6% really a categorized climb?
>>149665681you said the same thing yesterday
>>149665764Its only 3.6% because there half a kilometer descent in the climb.
>>149665808i'll say it again tomorrow, i always wake up at 5pm when ciclismo is already over :(
This is Jappe's Fatkobsen moment
>>149665877Jappe just broke a collarbone.
name one chute that Jasper caused iโm waiting
>>149665921I fell over the cat the other day, distracted by thinking about how awful jappe is.
>>149665857Based fellow neet?
>>149665664 (OP)TOTAL SPRINTER DEATH
>>149665988but ofc fellow ciclismo
>>149665673https://www.seguintexas.gov/736/Historical-Flooding-in-Seguin
>Several major destructive floods have occurred in our city over the years - in 1838, 1848, 1868, 1872, 1906, 1921, 1936, 1952, 1972, 1973, 1978, 1989, 1991, 1997, 1998, 2015, 2018, 2020 and 2021.
>>149666031The numbers you posted show an increase in frequency. You are such a fucking idiot.
>>149665928But bert youโre still at fault in this situation lmao dumbass dane
>>149666090I don't have a cat and I like Jappe.
Any new juicy drama behind the scenes?
>>149665664 (OP)So if we assume Wellens attacked today so that Pogi doesn't have to do the time trial in the bad polka dot suit, I think this means Pogi won't be going for this stage, because if he goes over that final cat 3 first, he will likely end up wearing the KOM jersey again.
My guess is UAE is going for Wellens to win the stage, and Pogi will just follow Jonas.
>>149666185too much lead kek
>>149665717The Collector craves his sacrifices from the Femmes as well.
>fights bini
>knocks phones out of people's hands
>injures other riders
This Milan fag needs to seriously fuck off these Italians are always the worst
>>149666185should have stayed in school lol
Are riders allowed to have sex during the Tour? Does it impact their performance?
>>149666366Meds are absolutely terrible, spanish are more deceptive and sneaky. Like when the peloton colluded to trick Robert Millar out of a vuelta win by sneaking a rider up the road and pretending there was no break away, all whilst congratulating him.
Shitalians are far more brazen. Nibali is a good example. Always capitalising on others misfortune whether they crash or puncture. Accusing other riders of actions they didn't commit. Milan being a massive cunt is to be expected but it's worse than I'd have imagined from him.
>>149666477How else do you think they get their daily semen to slurp?
>>149666416my point still stands
>>149666477Back in the day is was strictly verboten on most/all teams. But back then it wasn't even okay to have family visiting during races.
>>149666366but the food though
>>149665772Looks like a Wallon Lelgion volunteer
>>149665731and miss all those crashes? couldn't be me
if Wout beats Pog I'll eat my bidon
>>149666586What is least likely? Wout wins or Rog podiums tomorrow?
instead of straight DSQs they hand out yellow cards lol
>>149666586Woot van aert is going to do nada this tour
>>149666616Wout wins Roglic 2nd
that would be cool
>>149666586tismbert ghostwriting for axelfraud
>>149666586Joke ranking. Actual ranking:
5*:MvdP
4*:Pogacar
3*:Vingegaard, Gregoire, Vauquelin
>>149666624They hand them out to the safest possible choices like Van Poppel today fuck me what has he even done worse than many others
>>149666696dont get greedy
Surely Pogi will attack tomorrow to not be GRUGED again in a sprint
>>149666730closest you'll ever get to a competitive bet on pog
Read a theory that Trine's interview was done and released with Visma leadership knowledge, to take focus off Wouts bad performance in the press.
>>149666808what should wout do on these flat stages?
4 yellow cards lol
>coquard killed philipsen so he could gain -13 in the points classification
>It filled a lot when Jonas Vingegaard's wife Trine Marie Vingegaard Hansen aired several concerns in an interview with Politiken on Sunday.
>Since then, he has had to answer questions about this from all over the media, and it continued on Monday, when he chose to put his foot down.
>You have limited time to do your interviews, and you are wasting your time on something that is not important. I don't care. You have a limited number of questions, and you are spending them on this instead of the race, Vingegaard tells Dutch NOS and emphasizes that it does matter for him.
Cope or seethe?
>>149666822He should have won yesterday.
>>149666826waar janniere? why does he get the fred treatment of no punishment for chuting rogla and memco?
>>149666826How does THEUNS get a yellow for the intermediate sprint but Milan doesn't?
I have returned from my ancestral chateau and we return to the fabulous world of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!
As those who PATTT know, I have been bitching relentless about the route of the Tour this year, really difficult to drum up a solid lineup of wines. I'm going to take some reasonable liberties to make sure that fans of /wtw/ get a steady supply of content (and I get a steady supply of good wine to drink).
The Grand Depart this year begins in Hauts-de-France and generally spends its time mucking around in flat farmland. Still, the racing has been reasonably good for such boring parcours. In the very southern corner of HdF, the Champagne wine region begins. We have enjoyed Champagne previously during Paris-Nice with a good bottle of Ruinart, but I will be exploring a little bit more during this first week. This weekend, we had a family celebration for the upcoming birth of my and Bertina's first child so I got some nice Champagne to celebrate.
Krug Grand Cuvee 172eme ($275)
Krug is one of the finest of the great Maisons of Champagne. Like most large producers, they have both non-vintage (NV) as well as vintage offerings, the NV offerings being a blend from many years. Krug is interesting in that every year they release a specific NV that they number, and they are up to I think their 173eme. Today's bottle is from the 172eme edition which is a blend of 44% Pinot Noir, 36% Chardonnay, and 20% Pinot Meunier, blending wines from 2016 to 1998. I enjoyed the 171eme just recently so this was a nice contrast.
The color is a beautiful pale gold with amber flecks, really pretty with fine mousse. The nose is heaven -- rich, fresh Brioche with lemon, salinity, almond, and white flowers. The palate is sublime. Mouth-watering acidity, beautiful ripe lemon curd, bread, flowers. Long finish. It is dry.
I was hoping this would be a banger and it was. Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottle in 10 minutes so I only got to enjoy one glass.
>>149666875>Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottlethats why I drink expensive champagne only when I am alone
>>149666827It's funny because then the journalist asked him about the race instead and the interview followed as such:
Vingegaard:
>Today is a flat stage, so we will try to get through it, you have to be careful and not lose any timeJournalist:
>So the goal today is to stay safe and not lose any time?Vingegaard:
>Yes, exactly. And then the journalist wishes him good luck and vingegaard thanks him
Will Pog attack for the first time in this Tour tomorrow?
>>149666875and congrats on the successful procreation
>>149666927well it was supposed to be a private toast for just my immediate family (parents, siblings, etc) but my mom took so long to get ready that half the party guests had shown up by the time she was done, and it's not like I could've just excluded people from the toast.
That being said: 1) whatever, good wine is for sharing, and 2) I did hide my bottle of red Burgundy from her
>>149666875looks very dark for champagne guess 44% pinot noir is alot (?)
>>149667064oh wow spoiler alert. now I expect a review of that bottle of ice mountain water.
>>149666842No one would have beaten MVDP, maybe no rider ever to have existed would have beat him yesterday under those conditions. Much less a past it wout.
>>149667091yeah for young champagne there's a lot of color density which I attribute to the pinot noir and pinot menuier
Compare color to the Ruinart BdB which is 100% chardonnay
>>149666981Too soon, he is saving his matches.
>>149667101Grand Depart in USA when?
seriously though, drives me nuts that my parents drink bottled water. Of course I have become a coastal elite and just drink tap.
speaking of hiding bottles wine. I smuggled 2 small bottles into the match at the weekend. safely hidden in my boxers
Casillero Del Diablo Cabernet Sauvignon (โฌ3) Cheap shit from Chile but actually tastes good
Barefoot Merlot (also โฌ3) Cheap shit from California but actually tastes like shit. Also too warm after the extra hour in my pocket.
>>149667208>Grand Depart in USA when?Not going to happen anytime soon bert.
>>149666824>101>67>101literally nothing happened
>>149667281Business idea: instead of grand departs they do a grand finale. rest day after stage 20 then stage 21 somewhere exotic
>>149667208>5 crit circuits around large citiesnot for me thanks
>>149667322Great idea!
How about a criterium in Saudi Arabia.
a horsefly flew down my jersey somehow even though its race cut and it bit me 3 times on the stomach
>>149667273>Barefoot>Tastes like shitI'm sorry, haven't you heard that these are the Most Awarded Wines in the World (tm)?
>>149667322Business idea: instead of grand depart they do a grand tour. Go somewhere exotic and ride all the 21 stages of Tour de France there. Potentially coming back to France for a Champs Elysees grand finale.
>>149667354We have been over this numerous times burgerbert. You have so many huge climbs that would be excellent to see the pro peloton tear up.
>>149667396Business idea: Grand World Tour. Only one stage per country, all time zones has to be raced in.
>>149667379i suffered so many bites last week that my body didnโt even react to it anymore really hate those fuckers
>>149667419>200km sand stage doing laps around a Polynesian atoll
>>149667408not on the east coast. unless you like unipuertos
>>149667437They could do it on aircraft carriers which are connected together in the middle of the ocean, that would be based.
>>149667419Business idea: World Tour is turned into a literal tour of the world with at least one stage/race in every country with cycling federation that's under the UCI.
>>149667442I thought east coast wasn't Trueยฉ america.
>>149667442considering I can knit together 2300m climbing over just 120km riding out of NYC, I'm pretty sure you can get more vert riding in the Adirondacks, Catskills, White Mountains, Green Mountains, Appalachians, etc, etc, etc.
>>149667466runners wont be happy with a 9 hour time difference
>>149667503they go to australia don't they
>>149667494most are very shallow or extremely short THOUGH. you could definitely make a few classic style koers but it would require the finish being in the middle of nowhere which is the exact opposite of what a USA grand depart will be trying to do [extract money from paypigs]
>>149667519not in the same race innit
>>149667466??? The East Coast is the only true America. The rest of the country is just the dregs of Central Europe larping in the desert
This was not a fun stage to follow from the office. At least all the redditors are happy that our boy Jappe got fucked
>>149667563Consider: Tour d'Appalachia. With a focus on the state parks, using the climbs through the smokies, down into the valley of the shenandoah, highlighting the landscape and peoples of america's midsouth
>>149668072might be better if we just tried to ignore the people
>tfw slamming half a bottle of pinot noir while watching a nice 30 minute recap of the stage
dadberts how do you get the time to watch the stages?
>>149668116For the month of July the kids are their mother's problem
>>149668116As a soon to be dadbert (PPATTT), I watch the stages while at the /cyc/ office
>>149667563Ohio is the only real America
>>149668256O H I O
Does the kids still say that?
>>149668256If I book a two week vacation in Ohio, please plan an itinerary for me.
>>149668256Ohio, Massachusetts and Virginia are the big 3
I do want to close the loop to that one Danebert. Visma did attack in the crosswins on Stage 1. Obvi Jonas didn't win, but he did put big time into Roglic and Remco and other fourth-tier GC riders.
>>149668256What's there to see besides the buckeye trees?
Time to watch some Marlowe kino
>>149668377I would love to work for a leader like tadej pogacar, delivers all year round and always seems to be grateful to his helpers (even though he doesn't need them)
>>149668492you'd like to rim his pooey arse too yeah?
>>149668494for me, its gooning to old VANDERAERDEN kino, an re-living the ex-reform school students greatest moments. i wonder what hes up to right now..
no wonder he wanted out of this jersey. look at the state of that
might have to do some trickery to avoid getting it back tomorrow
I'm never sad over the tour, it's always given me obsession. I get obsessed with cycling for the rest of the season. When it stops I get depressed. It's like withdrawal symptoms. Cycling is my lifeline.
>>149668647I love the polkadot. The real tragedy is the green jersey. Why did they go away from actual green and make it this boring ass muted color? It's the embodiment of the entire shift away from real colors in all other aspects of life.
Every wall paint in every single house is some dusty, muted version of the actual color. Same for clothes. FUCK Skoda
>>149668709it looked cooler back in the day. definitely the shorts look goofy
>In October 2018, Tafi announced his intention to take part in Paris-Roubaix 2019 to celebrate the 20th anniversary of his first victory.[2] However, he was unable to find a team that would have nominated him for the race; he therefore expressed his wish to be allowed to ride a few kilometers at least a few minutes ahead of the peloton. In the end, he broke his collarbone in a local race in March 2019, meaning that he was only able to take part in Paris-Roubaix as a spectator (Translated)
KWAB
New dopage reportage. Important one of the doping docteurs is involved with *******
https://www.ardmediathek.de/video/geheimsache-doping-im-windschatten/geheimsache-doping-im-windschatten/ard/Y3JpZDovL3Nwb3J0c2NoYXUuZGUvOGNkNjdiNmQtMTU1NS00NTljLTg4NzUtYmM5YTg2MzdkNjkyX2dhbnplU2VuZHVuZw
>>149668861PPATTT and nothing ever happens
>i just watch it with my dad, he's really into all of the cycling races across europe. goes on about how he wants tadej pogaฤar to win because he's a good sport with a good attitude and how he doesn't like the snidey dutch guy
>good sport
/tour/ists should be sanctioned for having opinions on the sport.
For me its the Philadelphia Cycling Classic, and the famous Manayunk Wallโข
>>149668861Why did the dopage docteur want to know where "the Slowenians are staying at the hotel"?!? And what is AICAR?
>>149668647>>149668709Polkadot is the best looking leader's jersey and I'll die on that hill. But you should never do the full suit leader's jerseys. The bibs should always be the team issue bibs. Even on one piece suits just have black bibs with team sponsors.
I will also agree that whatever they did to the green jersey is a fucking travesty.
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>>149669036end of all my rides, I wish I had long climbs, it's all just short and steep
>>149669056This very moment?
What did you do?
>>149669050>doping to produce more powerhouses of the cellNow, who would have thought of that?
>>149669054>King of Prussia>americans in charge of naming towns
>>149669069Ballistic missile, it'll help motivate him. He'll win tomorrow for her. Just so happens betting odds are tasty too.
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>>149669099Only four of the substances are on the anti-doping list ;^) More RC variants for sure
>>149669054they should rebrand it as Muur de Manayunk
>>149669101you should see what they have done with the place
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Prussia_(shopping_mall)
>>149669146simply beautiful
>>149669155Looks like city skylines. Always hated how you couldn't build real towns in that game. Guess its actually a burgertown sim.
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So who is this guy at the Giro and why was Froome not stripped of his "titles"
>>149669155needs more interchanges desu
>>149668494I watched one with Bobby Mitchum, all time Hollywood stud that boy
>>149669146>>149669155Don't worry, it's much worse in person. The entire area is highway interchanges, retail, chain resturants , shitty new cookie cutter apartments, parking lots, and pharma corporate offices.
Luckily a nice bike path that goes around to Valley Forge park which is a nice place to ride
Business idea: grand tour where the race never ends. Last rider standing wins
KEK
https://x.com/valuearmando/status/1942251978525946285
>>149670424Don't understand
>>149670420imagine the slurpage
uci is so close to killing sprint stages in grand tours
>>149669050pogacar - pogaicar
who's writting this?
>>149670710good
they should add safety cars ahead of riders on descents to lower speeds too, too many have died
post webms of the chutes today
>>149670998>go to 4chan archive>country flag "Russian Federation">Filename contains "webm"lazy retard
>>149671115a burger calling another burger lazy, okay there fatso
>>149671239post bmi and ftp
>>149671248last two digits confirm my bmi, previous 3 are my ftp, your turn
>>149671283my friend you are triple obese
>>149671319fuck I hate belgians so much
>>149666493Remember Nibali won because the whole field was hurt in a shitty pissy weather Tour that year. Italians are frauds
>Danemark national hero is a massive cuck
Lmao
>>149666493>>149671783luck is a skill and Nibbles maxed that stat
>>149667494I can "knit" this together in 50-70 km 5 different ways and don't have to go on roads with 10,000 angry truck guys.
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>Following Stage 3, Bryan Coquard made a point of reiterating how deeply affected he was by Jasper Philipsen's crash and subsequent retirement. This was an unfortunate incident during the race, but he is in no way responsible for the change of trajectory. As cycling enthusiasts and sports fans, we condemn any form of harassment and insults towards our riders on social media. The team reserves the right to file a complaint against anyone who attacks their integrity and wishes to offer its firm and full support to all its riders. We also wish a speedy recovery to all the riders affected by the crashes on Monday.
>>149670710the new fans donโt understand sprinting they donโt understand itโs all assholes if they did it now they could easily get away with it
>>149669050>iCarCagies won
summoning a krautbert how much does a can of monster cost in a place like rewe
>>149672953impossible to suffer
>>149670746I feel like descents are the last largely untapped frontier opportunity for getting faster in the races
do teams even train descents with time? Memorize every turn and racing line and train braking and acceleration like cars? Or maybe they could have someone radio them the upcoming turn and speed to take it at like in rally
>>149673087Yeah the canarieberg descent is famous huge wide road descent they go at 80km/h there
>>149668709Not only is it boring it's also way harder to make out in the peloton
this lad can't stop winning. someone give him a real job
welcome to Uno X!
>>149673313next stop - Herentals
>>149673333Heโs already there bro
>>149673313the crash looked bad and I feel bad for him, but given how badly he behaves in racing at times I can't help but feel like he deserved it a little
>Wout van Aert says that after some heavy legs in the first few days, he is recovering.
>"In the final (on stage 3, ed.) we pulled back a bit with the team. Overall, I was able to recover fine today (Monday, ed.). Hopefully I'll feel a little better tomorrow (Tuesday, ed.), so I can ride for the stage win," Wout van Aert told the team's website.
yeah I'm thinking he's back
2bh Herentals surgeons need to keep leaderboard with pro riders collections stats
>>149673313probably very comfy, lying on the back with 90% of the skin missing
>>149666525Cycling girls are a weird breed. On one hand I've seen ugly-ass women brought up to a 7 or 8 from being cheeky in lycra, and one was even a pro cycling chef.
yet the vast majority are hyper-groomed eyebrow-lasered bimbettes you'd think are only in the sport for the instagram selfies
>>149669266I always thought Sims was made-up architecture. City builders always felt weird. Then I enabled the european architecture in Cities and immediately it was depressing as shit to look at.
>>149672666He is right he wasn't at fault. It wasn't a 'racing incident' it was recklessness by 2 riders.
>You have to give Primoz Roglic a certain ranking, because it is a Roglic stage in every way. However, as I wrote in the analysis after stage 2, all alarm bells are still ringing. He looked really bad in Sunday's terrain that suited him, and his sprint was shockingly bad. However, we also remember that he started badly last year, and on stage 11 there was suddenly a break through. Once he finds the legs we last saw in Catalonia, he is still so good that he should be difficult to beat.
keep the faith lads. he will get good
>>149673359>going for the stage winTrine won't be happy about this.
>>149673359Another 2out classic incoming
>>149673330> UAE> Thailand> China> Uzbekistan> One day in Denmark> China> China> Two days in Denmark> China> ChinaAbsolute madlad. I wish I had the energy for an adventure like that.
>>149673446>going for stage wins when he could help with indoor plumbing instead selfish, selfish man
>>149673458show how pathetically weak the asian races are. gets completely mogged as soon as he comes back to europe
>>149673467>gets completely mogged as soon as he comes back to europethe Mareczko gambit
>>149673467I-it's just jetlag, okay?
>>149673472and not only that. he goes right back to China and wins straight away again! comical
>>149673458dude loveโs his wife
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Do you think these are ethically sourced?
>>149673533They are ethnically sourced yes
We should spend the next 4hrs talking about rider safety until the race picks up
how do you not just want to stand behind her during the show and sniff her dirty shitter i bet that must smell so sweet and all
>>149673606I bet she's into really vanilla sex
>>149673606I don't have mommy issues.
>>149673624na serwas oida
I'm here now
What have I missed so far this tour?
Phillipsen ded: good
>inb4 PPATTTshan't
>>149673606>>149673630>>149673639based hagmaxxer
>>149673639She has a youtube channel where she goes cycling
that final 10km part in Rouen looks kino ngl
How is everyone holding up?
>This top-heavy strategy has also been a feature of other teams in contention, with mixed results. The Movistar Team for the 2018 and 2019 Tours saw the deployment of the so-called 'Trident' of Mikel Landa, who had moved from Sky for the 2018 season, alongside long-term Movistar leaders and general classification contenders Nairo Quintana and Alejandro Valverde. This tactic was largely unsuccessful for Movistar, who experienced difficulties in coordinating their three leaders, none of whom appeared willing to sacrifice their own ambitions to serve as super-domestiques for one of the other two.
Lads you're going to have to help me here. I get why they aren't all racing for themselves every stage and it's all about tactics and basically trying to gift winning the Tour to your chosen rider.
But imagine paying big bucks... and then the riders not agreeing to the plan?
what the fuck???
>>149673725If Wout thinks he is making it over this he is insane
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>>149673725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBkVV9xxCHE&list=
>>149673734W*ut received a stern warning this morning to remind him his place
>>149673368he's probably chilling on Tramadol
>>149673730reads like the classic movistar retardation desu
>>149673745the watch score for the finish is a 9. for the rest is a 3
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>>149669054umm, I have a friend in Havertown
>>149673835Ben O'Connor in the audience
>>149673835France Gall a qt
>>149673734He should it's not that hard. Problem is he scared of fighting for position
>>149673606smell poop and fish? if I want that I can just go to the market
>>149673730>attaque de quintana
>>149673886position doesn't matter if he doesn't have the legs. if Pog smashes this Wout is for sure spat at the back
>>149673912800m is short, if you start in the front and slowly drift you can catch up after the climb. The problem is if you start back then you're stuck in fraud land
>>149673931It's still a 2 minute climb. Lose 20 seconds and you're gone. Maybe he can win the group 2 sprint for 15th
Why was the Peloton splitting on Day 1 so bad?
Like why don't they just catch up?
>>149673961Because the lead group averaged over 55km/h for the last 20km.
Will Jonas lose time today?
>>149673918Road architecture across britain is getting more goofy and over complicated, I guess the same is for france too then. Civil engineers need to be beaten into submission.
>>149673975Whilst in heavy wind too lmao just inhuman
>>149673980In bonus seconds yes
>>149673975>averaged over 55km/hCrazy
I'm happy if I hit 30km/h average biking on the way to work lel
200w on the trainer feel like 280w when outside. fuck I hate the rape machine so much berts
>>149666826van poppel should have been disqualified imo
people will keep doing this if there's no consequences
will fishboy make the call?
>>149674053chute BRUTALE incoming
>>149674053from what I could see on the map about 5m is as tight as it gets, so no reason to panic
tightest spot is actually around 123km to go between songeons and gerberoy. right before that it's long straight open roads and a crosswind too. but it's probably not strong enough winds for anyone to try anything
Hannah Walker looking puffy
>>149674160Cute, I talked with her in the airport after the olympics. We texted for a while but eventually these things just die. Distance is a bitch. Last I heard she was hitting it off with a woman
Entrance to the last climb is insanely small, if you are not top 5 you are giga fucked
100% itโs gonna be closed off for spectators
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big lass at testa della crosa
>>149674269shitlan so proud being in a jersey he didnโt earn
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Jimmy Neutron in the studio
>>149673313Appearantly they leave in the clavicle stabilizer plate after the bone has healed, what happens if you crash and break the collarbone again?
>>149674205>lesbianshes cock crazy
>MetallicaAllNightmareLong.mp4
>>149674053good thing they are banning skinny bars
>>149674278he fights for his hair unlike some berts here
>>149666826why do sporting bodies hire the biggest retards for stewards?
Coqcuard literally did nothing wrong
Sprints are dangerous, shit happens
This is the most retarded shit I've seen in a long time in this shit sport
redditors will get their way and soon you will be DQed in a sprint if you exceed 40 kmh and deviate by more than 1mm and your cadence exceeds 90rpm
gotta keep it safe
Last climb is Chr. Winthersvej light
Proper rampas inhumanas
>>149674304Yeah it was an actual race incident aside from Milan who deviated but still his deviation wasnโt that bad itโs just that Astรฉrix is so small a tiny touch of the belgian giant sends him flying
>>149668294I dunno
I drove through it a month ago and it was actually really nice looking
Columbus looked really nice
Everyone was driving new cars, apparently they lowered taxes by a ton a couple years ago and now a fuck ton of businesses moved there
I think even Cleveland is getting decent
>>149674304also if you go frame-by-frame you see that ackkshually Rex was the first one starting the pushing to the left, but also he does not deserve a yellow
what dose a yellow card do anyways?
>>149668647this horrid shit of matching bibs, helmet, gloves, bar tape, socks, shoes, bike only started in the past 12-13 years.
It was so much classier when all that changed was the jersey.
Yellow jersey, black bibs
Polka dot, black bibs
Green, black bibs
etc
>>149674330if you get two in a week time itโs GG (i think lol) but they never give them to favorites just randoโs and leadouts
>>149674330collect enough of them and you will get DQ
>>149674330You get two in the same race and itโs adios
You get throw out of the race and 7 day ban from racing
>>149674336Exactly, it's like when goalkeepers just had a green jersey
>>149674330you aren't allowed to pee
what should I buy?
Stumpjumper 15 or Forbidden Druid?
Also on radar:
Epic Evo, YT Izzo, SC Hightower
Ive not shopped for a new bike in a long time, I'm surprised that Specialized has the best prices these days compared to most other big brands
Its also insane that you can get a full on S-Works MTB frame WITH top end Fox shock for less than what most brands charge for their shitty road frame
>only 3 breakaway riders
WTF is these invited teams doing
Where is Lotto, Israel and Tudor
Why is Ineos, Arkea, EF, FDJ and so on not putting riders in the fucking break
God i hate these slurper teams
>>149674336They didn't have the technology to make different colored bibs back then
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>Primoz Roglic (35), Florian Lipowitz (24) - two riders and no definite answer to the question: Who is actually the leader?
Yeah, they only said Rogla is the leader a million times.
>>149674375shadup bitch, im fucking on.
>Pogacar actually just goes "fuck it I might as well cycle fast and go off on my own"
>peleton goes "wtf you can't do that you need to be 11.5mm from your teammates wheel whilst he feeds you"
bizarre sport
>>149674401getting topics to write about is hard, pls undstand
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Pogacar, the bulgarian superstar
who is the next great french hope Berts, is there even one?
>>149674431>Swift ready to cock>MVDP blinks at the camerathat's it im spending all my money
looks like asgreen breaking triggered the alpecin boys
>>149674401I want to know his wife's thoughts
>>149674387Don't let tourists fawning over Predjama Castle see this.
>>149674403didnt the trannyjanny ban you for posting this yesterday?
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Lapierre came back to pro-peloton just to be relegated soon
Roglic has entered his Quintana era
Wout talking with MVDP, kino
>>149674384wrong thread, if you want an actual reply go to >>>/xs/236990
>>149674514I had no idea that board existed
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>be common frog and vรฉlo fan
>wait two decades for Le Tour to pass through your little village again
>when the day finally comes you see your neighbor dressed in pic rel with his balls hanging out on one side
how do you respond?
>>149674546vote for the le pen
>>149674546rape correction!
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moo
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>>149674571I love moos. They're two vry smol moos on my way home from work. they cute
>Eurosport showing Poulidor vs Anquetil because we are going to Rouen
>when it ends they show MVDP in yellow
Fucking SOVL
i love ciclismo
Gonna rub one out and take a nap
I want to MURDER, ANNIHILATE, DEMOLISH and OBLITERATE Florian Naร for eternity.
>>149674494I read a news article that said she hasn't raced in a while because her feet were sooooo cheesy that she would stink out the team bus and hotels. So she's had to go through a decontamination process to reduce the cheesy odour.
>>149674638her feet knotted in my gullet, haha how awful
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>help
>>149674655You MUST refrain from this type of posting behavior you have been exhibiting. It has gone too far and is increasingly antisocial.
>>149674655She has ogre like proportions, it's hot
>>149674676>>149674677>you want me to step on your face bert?
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I fucking knew it. wet roads + nervous femoid peloton = gigantic chute guaranteed
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easiest Wiebeswinslol ever
>>149674707Fortunately tiz is still 8 km to go so we might see it live, again!
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>>149674727>"the femmes can cycle just like the men">"its just as entertaining but not because of the booba or the chutes"I will never get why womens sports is pushed that much
>>149674724she nearly chuted on the line kek
Popped out for lunch, have I missed anything this last half hour
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Happy Birthday Phil Bauhaus
>>149674770What car is that? Some sick leather buckets? I have recaros maybe the most comfortable seats I've ever sat in.
>>149669146>>149669155I used to live around here and went there all the time as a kid lol
>>149674724Nederlandse overwinning met een Belgisch randje
>>149674745It's part of the "women can do everything men can do just as well if not better" agenda. The reason it's pushed so much is because a huge portion can't come to terms with the fact that there in fact are differences between the sexes. Mostly because they immediately go different = inferior/don't deserve the same rights and that's wrongthink. Men and women excell in different areas. Men just happen to be the ones that are stronger, faster, and athletic.
It's the same reason these same people can't admit that some cultures are better than others or that there are differences other than skin color between different races. Because if they were to admit that some groups of people are smarter/faster/stronger/etc for them it means that that group must be superior to any other people. They're literally incapable of understanding the concept that regardless of sex/race and their capabilities people should have equal rights.
RN GIGACHAD will win from the break
>>149674887The concept of bell curve is indeed too hard to understand for some people. We're literraly sacrificing western civilization to avoid explaining the concept
Just found out Remco got tricked into being a Muslim by his gf
>>149674887How long until racial traits in RPGs get banned?
ALL IN: TEXAS (2025) this Saturday. Any other Berts watching? Early start time which is nice I can get some rest before getting up next morning for le Tour
>>149674919>mfw I will never be tricked into accepting God's light by a beautiful North African woman
Women participation in cycling should be limited to riders wives bitching and causing drama. We need a reality show where riders wives all stay in the same hotels and dine together every night. That would be great.
>>149674945Life with a woman like that is hell on earth. Why do you think he is as crazy as he is
Treating myself to some Phil Liggett
Okay, what is this crap I hear about yesterday's stage (missed it) mentioning how it had nothing happening until niggas started chuting like craze with, like, 50 km left to the finish line?
Does it really mean I have to pay extra attention to every single most plain and boring fricking stage because the Peleton Fools _will_ do some idiotic shite to make the Tour more entertaining (idiotic)?!
Any webms from yesterday?
Cheers.
>>149674981That's what they want to do, in 10 years every 20km there will be an happening to keep the kids in front of the screen
>>149674981Yes you watch everything. You are a disgrace to your flag
>>149674916I'm not sure it would be possible to explain it to some of them. It's the same as hypotheticals. I seem to come across an alarming number of people who are simply incapable of understanding hypotheticals, and most of these appear "normal" people and not retards.
>>149674945Being a white mudslime is the worse kind of traitor itโs like a black slaver or a polish jew reporting other jews to the Gestapo
>>149675017Who do you think caught and sold all the blacks into slavery? Hint: it wasn't white people.
>>149674950Would they show Trine tucking in little fishboy and giving him night-night kisses every evening?
I just demolished a Tรผrkentasche with fanta. Good times
>222 Abrahamson
Is that the nudist with the tight ass?
>>149675006Smart, but messy.
Wouldn't do something like this because I'd have to clean the bike later myself.
>>149675045yes but don't post naked men please
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>>149675065Proud descendants of french slavery !
>>149675065>Banane de Guadeloupe & MartiniqueAre they good?
>>149675065>Paying dancing black people to promote bananasBased ?
>>149675065>banana flaguh
>>149675082same breed as in everywhere else on earth so not really
>>149675082Honest about being a banana republic at least
I ate two bananas today. Really makes you think.
>>149675082Yes but more expensive. Also back in the days their cultivation caused lots of cancers.
>>149675107Our secret pick GACHIGNARD is paying off BIG time already
>>149675101bring it back!
There better be a big breakaway in the Vire stage
>>149675136he's only warming up
there will be a stage win
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>>149674514you actually go to /n/ where spergs will attack and demand you get a s/h 90's mtb
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What kind of padding are these guys working with?
>>149675148I know, I am an expert at secret picks and this one is going to be legendary
>>149675160how dose this velogame work? where do I sign
up?
canyon has the best looking bikes, it had to be said
>>149675172Dont do it Hans
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>>149675184aeroad is nice
basically hasn't changed in 10 years
everything else looks like boring aliexpress bikes
>>149675184maybe. top 5 anyway
https://road.cc/content/feature/bikes-tour-de-france-2025-306195
>>149675172it's a rabbit hole, avoid at all costs. and next opportunity to make a team is for Klasikoa and /cyc/lassics one month away
Did I miss anything so far?
>>149675006what a neanderthal
Martinez has insane aero posture
>>149675226me playing pokemon snap
>>149675226I keked out loud when I say that, and when I say keked out loud I literally keked out loud like some fucking autist. Never happened to me before though so maybe there is still hope.
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Where do you guys buy an Hawaii shirt?
>>149675213Dunno, all look same-y with those integrated cockpits (yuck!) and dropped seat-stays (noice!).
Trek's interrupted seat-tube is wonky and Pinarello's melty forks are on my shitlist since forever.
Also, whoever's responsible for pic rel abomination should just do himself and save everyone the hassle, lmao.
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ugly-ass headtube
>>149675184You will never look like MVDP
I want to take Florian Naร' face in between my hands and CRUSH it until it is the consistency of milkshake.
>>149675213Van Rysel > Cube > Giant > Canyon > X-Lab=Merida > Factor > Spec > Cannondale > Wilier > Look > Pinarello > Colnago > Trek=Orbea=Lapierre=Cervelo=Enve=BMC=Ridley
>>149675315>>149675294And when I say Factor, I do NOT mean that one.
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>>149675324Q36.5 is not invited
>>149675324Not at the TDF unfortunately, if they were they would be my top spot. The foil is my favourite bike
>>149675332>>149675226Good spot, great picture.
>latest wins by national champions in tour de france
>2020 POGACAR Tadej Slovenia
>2020 ROGLIC Primoz Slovenia
well that's just not possible pcs man, I'll have to drop my pro subscription
When da fackin climbs startin?
>>149675226>trying to find moto dopers
>>149675363You know there is a RR and a TT champion right
>>149675302Head rectangle
Genuinely just fell asleep in my office at work
>>149675369soon the mighty Cรดte Jacques Anquetil
>>149675377>caught in a technicalitymany such cases! pcs pro is back on the menu bros
Why are they talking about all this fancy food? Where's the slop?
a-are they gonna show jacques anquetils chateau?
>>149675401You need to drink more coffee
>>149675441Chad. They forgot to tell that Jeanine was originally his doctor's wife
>>149675309I unironically look pretty similiar to him but slightly taller and fatter.
>>149675462She is so much cuter her than with these disgusting tatoo
>>149675441this gossip lives rent free in my head
just classic french behaviour innit
>>149675498>Martinez powering the breakDoomed
hate bong commentators and their tryhard french accents
>>149675483We're not in Rouen yet stop spoiling
>>149675498shes gone foreber bertilini
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chute
>>149675441What a legend, this is what France used to be.
>>149675594I didn't even know he was in the race this year
>>149675594burn that seat
Why do breakaways riders never try in these kinds of stages but they all try when it's a mountain stage that Pogi will win easily. It wasn't like that 20 years ago
Intermediate sprint soon.....
>>149675441I was going to say, typical French dude in the 1960s.
I bet Allah has some 'skellys' in his closet....
>>149674916>We're literraly sacrificing western civilization to avoid explaining the conceptwell said and sadly true
>>149675621>that fucking sealant splash from Kuss' wheelSAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>149675626The average runner has a sub 80 IQ
>woman cycling ad
do yuros really?
>>149675594>brown streak on the saddleGood and worn in now
>>149675642All but a rouse
Martinez might be the most inconsistent rider in the peloton
TT helmets in road race should be outlawed
lenny can't outsprint the fat fuck kek
Yep
Lenny is retarded confirmed
is Maduous a jobber?
I was thinking about that yesterday. I think he is
Lenny actually looks really strong
phwaor that explosive attack
he could beat mvdp in a sprint with them watts
Who crashed worse Van Wilder or Kuss?
So Grug wins today and stages 6,7 and fucks off home?
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ouch
wow they really want to force that drag shit
>>149675752And then golfing in UAE for two weeks
>gap increases
Are these jobbers going to make it to the finish?
>>149675776imagine the smell
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>>149675776I would buy it for 50k euros
smoothest road I've ever seen
>>149675805You could probably, it looks like it could collapse tomorrow
Will Lenny attack too soon on the next hill?
absolute BOTCH JOB by tudor
>>149675831might be immaterial if there's an attack from the bunch they're right behind
>>149675835wasn't getting back anyway
another sprint point fail
>>149675839They'll make it
....won't they?
>TWO rides in a row when I narrowly escape torrential rain
I am scared of the next ride, my lads.
The Fate odds are skewed hard in my favour so the balancing act will be devastating. Maybe I should stop cycling altogether now, when still on top?
>>149675846yeah it's inexplicable really
jasper really got lucky on stage 1 that milan got dropped
>>149675846Girmay not as fast as he used to be...
So will Pogi attack today
>>149675877he was never fast
>>149675886Don't think so
why are these retards even trying 20 sec infront of peloton?
>>149675905Then he will loose to GRUG again
>>149675915Every second of camera exposure is worth a fuckton more than in any other race, so they try to stay visible as long as possible.
I stop watching for two minutes and suddenly LENNY
IT'S TOO EARLY LENNY
>>149675937Lenny wasting energy
>>149675915pack might crash, they might start doing the "you guys should chase, not us" bullshit, you never know what will happen. it would be retarded to stop
>>149675959Lennergy wasted
What is UAE doing telling Wellens to take KOM points
Are they that greedy
>>149675961They're letting him 'cook'
>don't look back
>looks back
>>149675970So that Pog doesn't get the polka dots when he attacks later
they just can't win against road furniture
FUCK I HAD PARET PEINTRE IN MY VELOTEAM
>roglic again not the one that crashed
wtf is happening?
>riding right into road furniture
>>149675988what game are you guys playing. where can I join?
>>149675985He don't wan't to wear no ugly polka-dots
>>149675993no he was the one that stopped before the crash
>>149676006velogames. no you can't anymore. try vuelta later this year
what the fuck is going on today
riders still nervous from yesterday
Lenny should save matches tbqh
lenny is trying to stay out front just so he can avoid these retards who keep crashing
>mah-tin-ez
Is that how French Martinez is pronounced or is it the Anglo pronounciation that's so common here as well?
>>149675776la chateau de pee pee poo poo
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>>149676041they can't do our r sound don't blame them
ala burned so many matches getting back
I'm keeping count
>>149676030Looks like locked weels/handlebars to me, but:
>"Muh Put a good club rider into the pro peleton and they would crash"
>>149675805On French tv they said the owners need money to repair it, you could make an offer.
>>149675896he was good at sprints between 553m and 623m at grades of 4.3% to 4.9% for 3 months
Buitrago struggling already
>>149676070He dropped down to help Buitrago.
Look at those UAE GODS o algo
>>149676087I can smell it
>UAE hammering it
here we go
Dubs and Wout wins today.
>>149676103Whatโs the band name
>>149676096cyclismo is in the air
Looks like Wellens is going all in for more KOM points
>>149676113dubs and Wout chutes today
Pogi not gonna wait for the last climb
full out gas on the next 1,8km 5% is where it can really hurt when you attack on the top
Do your bosses know you post on cyc during work?
>>149676115Staying at the front to have a higher chance of avoiding chutes.
>Campenaerts only guy left for fish
>>149676135its called summer vacation duh
>>149676135I am my own boss
Jonas is far back out of position
oh no no no
Spotted a few squeakers on 8ch when this site was down
lil squeak is a meme now
>3 hours of slurp yesterday to watch phillipsen die
kinda worth
>>149676135as long as I meet my requirements he doesnโt care one blt
>>149676135please post a triggerwarning before using the W- or the B-word
>roglic alone
why is bora like this?
>>149676166lil guy got a star qualities
everybody infront except remco
Simmons really far up too, not sure why
>>149676183The next Movistar or UAE. Backstabbing central.
Ole Skin Quimmons in the mix
pog big chilling on 2 weels
>>149676195straight out of the left-right corner before the climb starts
Jesus poogacar is really about to launch isn't he
>>149676208He'll be throwing a tantrum for sure
>>149676030Good grief what the heck is going on?!
>>149676185heโs behind Mathieu not a bad spot
Olympic road + itt champion spotted in mathieu's wheel
>Jonas eating gels now
oh shit cracking hard incoming
Oh yeah I forget skelly exists thats who Simmons is protecting
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rampas inhumanas time
Another descent another SaFeR attack
>fishboy at the front
hes gonna blow up soon
If they dare to sac Wout for a Jonas finish Visma is cooked
UAE vs Visma will be remembered for decades
never seen anything like it before
UAE and Jumbo dick measuring contest
>O'Coomer
Why do they even consider him a contender?
pogabros did we get too cocky
they're finally riding for van aert!
Trine IS not happy with this train
>>149676246Jonas finish? theyโre not in the alps bert
grug winning this easy
ghost of PouPou will help him to win in Rouen
A Wout win would buck break /cyc/
Memco's two strongest climbing domestiques chuted today
>>149676268Trine would seethe hard
>>149676268its good that he wont (van aert)
>Gall can't into positioning
Jonas attacks and Pogi counters him
i can already see it happening
lipo wtf is wrong with him
POGATTACK POGATTACK POGATTACK
JONAS LOSES POGACARS WHEEL HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
>out of saddle climbing
B-but!
but why, now he has to do the ITT with the yellow jersey
Okay nice might not be a totally diabolical GC race this year
>Team radio: Please stop making it so obvious
>Sits down
fishboy activated the lazarus protocol mid climb
that looked really weird from Jonas
what the fuck was that looking back and then closing again lol
Fishman slurping again...
if vinge cringe didnโt wait Remchud wouldโve never made it
all the matches burned for nothing lol
Man who would think that there was rampas inhumanas in Rouen
Onley INSANE RIDE
I love remco honestly too
>>149676372>ynr San Luca last year
>>149676382Maybe pogacar died as well
Man thankgod for Pogacar he never lets Matteo whoreson go
>>149676395it was just bait lol
>>149676395>AAAAAAAAAH MATTEO HELP MEEEE
Currently every single one of the bests are winning BASED
MASSIVE pay out expected today
>>149676403he looked fucked at the top
by his standards anyway
even Onley is there and lipowitz is nowhere to be seen....
This is going to be the worst tour in a long time
No competition makes this shit boring as fuck. Pog is gonna win this shit with like over 8+ minutes. Not even danecope, its just boring.
>>149676407ok calm down maarten
won because of the leadout actually
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damn that was close jonas is strong too
jonas impressive but also very suspicious
just ride the momunents you freak
Joao gets 3rd on GC in Paris 10000%
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>>149676467No, he was just dood.
>>149676460this
he should give /elite/ a kiss
Who wears yellow tomorrow?
As a complete casual viewer, it seems to be a two cyclist race (Pogacar and Vingegaard).
Who is the most non-doped/slurper of the two?
Pogiwinslos (and that's a good thing)
VDP keeps yellow for the TT
It's been a long time since i've seen Pog this happy to win
That looked very hard. Can't remember last time I saw Pogacar actually look in pain.
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>>149676512>Who is the most non-dopedRogliฤ
Pogi actually tired for once after the final lol
POGI gets yellow, keeps it until Paris confirmed
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>>149676484I'll never understand why he doesn't ride Lombardia and LBL
And of course, his boss is the one who squeaks about "we need muh top riders to ride against each othe more often"
4th for Onley is actually insane
IM WITNESSSINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Its actually very impressive for jonas to be 3rd in these stages, he should start some classics races
Great finish to the stage.
>>149676540nah, mathiew keeps it, he'll take it tomorrow
>>149676512pog, he's like 10x more talented than fish
4th TdF stage win of Pogi that wasn't a mountain stage (after Laval 2021, Longwy 2022 and Nice 2024)
>>149676537Can make it up in the ITT np.
>>149676553AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY EYES
IM HEEEEECKING WIIIIITNNNNEEESING GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATNES
>>149676541Waar is Roglic?
now that the dust has settled Jonas clearly used a motor when he was getting dropped
>>149676533I don't get these pictures, it implies there's 3 finish lines...
>>149676395Looks like he didn't realise they were alone
>>149676533>full bike length after hitting 20+ on rampas inhumanasbros...
>>149676548I believed in him. he gives kinda weird vibes. usually means he's a good pick
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>>149676554But I sense he will be worse than last year in the mountains
feels good to be a pogachad
Remco actually quite strong.
He is clearly getting the spot on the podium.
>>149676559that's illegal mister
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>>149676559That's a fine, actually. :)
Maybe even yellow card.
Pogi won the stage because of Almeida
Ayuso would have never
Tell me about Remco
Why does he do the 2 second attack then look back and sit up
>>149676541van der Poel
>Won a stage>Had the yellow jersey until today>Finished secondWhy is he not considered a GC contender?
Babby's first tour, be gentle
>>149676594Dropped by a UAE team mate. He'll get his arse kicked in the mountains.
>>149676615lord have mercy
>>149676612he can't survive high passes
>>149676612he's a big guy
Wellens and Campy best friends
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Uno-X bringing the puns.
who'll be in yellow after the TT?
>>149676602>cavendish BTFOalways nice to see
>>149676612He is too big and heavy so he is 100% certain to lose huge time in mountains like 30 minutes probably more even if he tried.
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>>149676612Can't climb, can't TT, can't "recover"
>>149676632cute belgian slaves
>>149676632Lotto lads forever
>>149676615fat and ugly is no way to go through life
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Wout won the group 2 sprint
>>149676612Mountains are hard
>>149676611He did a real attack but he completely missed his corner and had to brake hard
>>149676644he lost like 50 seconds to both poga and the fish
>>149676612The first two weeks of the tour is a filter for the utterly shit riders. The winners are decided over 2-3 mountain stages where they get 2-3 minutes over the rest of the field.
>>149676541Are Onley's fans called Onley fans?
haha
>>149676654for sure Trine will make the call tonight
Hinault is really the #1 Pogiboy
>>149676612come back in a week
>>149676602CRAPvendish in the MUD.
don't think Remco is getting yellow. he needs a full minute
>>149676559should be yellow
>>149676661that's doable it's a long tt
>>149676673Hinault, Contador and Voigt are the biggest Pogichuds on the planet
>>149676632they used to ride for lotto together
>>149676649He probably could TT if he picked up the bike more than twice a year
Joao is MVD (most valuable domestique) today
>carlos rodrigez
>39s behind
>over a minute from 10th place
>thomas 6 minutes back today
Ineos in the dirt once again.
is Pogi in polka dots tomorrow or wellens?
>>149676612he will lose over an hour in the mountains. that's if he doens't go home and skip the mountains to play fortnite instead or something
>>149676696he doesn't look like he can't actually do much now
>>149676612its called a mountain and he is 20kg heavier than Jonas
it all comes down to gravity
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>>149676710Pog I believe LMAO wearing his parachute skin suit
>>149676612he's a weak bitch
Lol, Pogacar will be able to get into his custom skinsuit for the TT.
He will neither wearing the Yellow nor the Polka.
Jonas, Remco and Pogi all going to be minimum 2 minutes faster tomorrow than number 4
its gonna be pass normale
What do we think, did Vingo activate the motor after he got dropped?
Okay, so are these Chinese bikes legit?
>>149676135the taxpayer pays my salary, so no.
>>149676727he's POLKA DOTTED
>>149676727he will be wearing polka dots
he is leading the KOM so he has to wear it by UCI rules
>>149676739This is China's century.
>>149676709Eh in Rodriguez defence these classic style explosive climbs aren't really his thing. I mean I saw him get outsprinted by Landa once .
>Pogacar in polka dots tomorrow
When was the last winner of a TdF TT in polka dots? Maybe Hinault in stage 20 time trial in 1986?
>>149676739haven't you saw Astana's track record this year?
>>149676733the worst will be the power gap to roglic
after tomorrow the"over status" might be official
>>149676738Jonas blew up, Pogi blew up and Jonas saw Pogi blew up so he did a sprint to catch up with him
both giga cooked
Can they really not make a polka skinsuit the same as the team issue one?
>>149676791different sponsors and shit
>>149676739There are some reliable Chinese bike brands that you can buy from direct nowadays. Don't get a random one off aliexpress, but there are a couple of brands that have a pretty good name now
>>149676739They are all part Chinese bikes, the carbon frames are all made in China.
By now they should be the experts.
The groupset is either Jap/US.
First rider to get to 100 pro wins since Sagan in GP Quรฉbec 2017
>>149676805not a motor
just pure willpower and pickled fish for breakfast
>>149676764A grim situation ails young Jonathan.
>>149676783Morale boost for him really, he's going to get that extra mental boost since he's leading a classification.
Remco wins tomorrow, quite confidently.
+35 sec on Pogacar
+45 sec on Vingegaard
+45 sec on Almeida
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+2 minutes on Mas
>>149676783I wonder how bad that suit really is, apparently it will be tailored for him but the material is not good.
1s per kilometer worse than his actual suit?
>>149676841i have said it before and will say it again
he is honorary scandi
he has a hairline like Skjelmose
>>149676848>1s per kilometer worse than his actual suit?no, that would be too crazy of a difference
>>149676844LOL are you new to all this? The best time trialists are the mountain climbing twigs.
>>149676844your fucking smoking something crazy
Jonas and Tadej will be closer to Remco than 35 seconds, they have closed the gap since Dauphine
Who are the riders who got at least 1 TdF stage for 6 consecutive years? Not many I bet
>110 consecutive stages since the last Italian win at the Tour de France.
>>149676791the original polka jersey was created by a corporate sponsor (choccy biccy's or something iirc). Now it's leclerc who're basically the amazon of france.
>>149676863>>149676865Tomorrow is a flat 33km TT.
Remco might take it with 1 minute advantage as well to get the Yellow jersey.
>>149676863putting the house on parrot painter
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>"fuck me, I guess"
>>149676844That's a pas normal performance from Almeida if he somehow manages to only lose that.
If he wins his duel against Jorgenson and is within a minute, I'll already be happy.
i think remco wins tomorrow and he's going to post the phone emoji facing down on instagram afterward
>>149676772Not really. I only pay attention to what's on the screen during a Grand Tour coverage (and I still prefer the Giro).
>>149676801Thanks for the hint, la.
I am slowly starting to get familiar with the thought of upgrading - my current ride is hitting 10 with this season's end.
>>149676825Most things are "Chinese" this way. The biggest difference would be QC and if the Chinaman was willing to keep the quality high with the, seemingly, reduced price, innit.
Cheers.
when i think about it i might have seen every single one of Pogacar's 100 wins live
Is Van Wilder good at time trials?
Is Van Wilder good at time trials?
>>149676905they performed very well so far for Astana
>>149676892>Tomorrow is a flat 33km TT.Yeah, that's perfect for the mountain climbers.
I've watched enough tours to know the """"time trial specialists"""" end up getting btfo by skellyriders.
>>149676841He's moving to Alpecin next season.
>>149676844Best bet your life savings then, la.
>>149676909About average with Remco on the team.
If Remco isn't there above average.
>>149676906thought this was jonas at the fish factory for a second
>>149676916Zdrastvooitzyet kameraden.
Remco takes at least 30s tomorrow and Pog will lose around 30s to Vingo
>>149676909yes you should bet your week's salary on him
p13, everything according to plan
>>149676869Leduq, Derrigade, Kwabendish, Greipel, Franz, Indurain
>>149676892i have this sneaky feeling that Jonas tomorrow will surprise alot of people
Campy said he has been the one on Visma who has trained the most on his TT and TT on the flat
>>14967694920-ish seconds ahead of Lipowitz
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>>149676942>Pog will lose around 30sec to Vingobold prediction
>>149676869Nicolas Frantz
Darrigade
Merxc
Hinault
Indurain
Lance
Hushovd
surprisingly not Cav or Sagan
alright which one of you is the one with the camembert sign
>>149676751Why can you give away the white jersey but not the polka dots?
>>149676988........you can't? if you have the white jersey and not holding it for someone else then you HAVE to wear it no matter what
also today was the first time in a LONG time pogi stood up and attacked instead of his seated attack
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>>149676956Maybe not that surprising considering what we already saw in the Dauphinรฉ.
Now, if he somehow beats Remco by 30s... It would be yet another chapter in the pas normal Tour TT history of the past 5 years.
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>>149676996I remember someone giving it away but it was probably someone that was second on the youth classification but the 1st was also 1st gc, and so he might've given it to 3rd place
>>149676973that's sensible when you consider the time loss at the Dauphine + polka dot disadvantage
i'd say a minute is even more realistic
>>149676996I think the only way you can not wear it if you ate wearing it on someone's else's behalf.
>>149676996I think you can choose not to wear it if you hold a NC, CC or WC jersey. At least I think I remember that situation happening before.
>>149676791If their sponsor is good they can make one that looks like the official one (or close enough) and nobody will notice
>>149677012My pogi and fishless team is working out so far despite their good results
My only big miss is not picking Vauquelin like everyone else did. Didn't pay attention to Suisse
>>149676956>Campy said he has been the one on Visma who has trained the most on his TT and TT on the flatSounds a lot like pedal cadence to me...
>>149677021>>149677028>>149677029the rules are following and has been for some time
if you are leading KOM/Green/GC/Youth you HAVE to wear the jersey no matter what, if you are 2nd and "borrowing" it then you can only refuse IF YOU ARE NC/EUC/WC if not then you CANNOT refuse to wear it even if you are borrowing
>>149677040>top 25 worldwidei kneel
>>149676903SPOILERS (also add the rocket)
Memkek mustafa kwabenpoel will win tomorrow and take the maillot jaune.
Aderlas vingayshaart will put 1:30 into pogachud.
i thought Wout was supposed to win today or something
>>149677120he won the g2 sprint!
>>149677120Take it up with Jonasโs manager
>>149676987Kino. Also good to see pog finally breathing with his mouth.
>>149677120Milan wishes he had that sort of hairline.
>>149676987jonas nicer sunglasses
pog nicer everything else
Tomorrow is the perfect TT for Remco
rolling terrain with long straight section
if he does not win he should just DNS
>>149677267>rolling terrainits pancake flat
>>149677289De Moeren is pancake flat
the TT is rolling terrain
>Tour of Austria
>96 STรSSI Colin
>>149677318>191 vertical meterspancake flat
>>149677335you are simply wrong
>>149676979>here's that teen sensation I was telling you about
>last time the world champion won a TdF stage
>>149677461We need some doctors on the team, stat
Jonas and Pogi had a VAM of 2824 on the last climb
I've never seen Pogacar on the Y1RS look as good as he's look on V4/V5, yet he still keeps on riding these hilly stages and races with them. He almost never has an expression nowadays but today he was making faces before they even got to the climb.
Now watch him use V5RS on the mountains and effortlessly drop Vingo in 10 seconds again. It doesn't make any sense, I'm starting to believe he would've dropped. MVDP at MSR with a V5.
>I think I rode one of the best one-minute power rides I've ever done. So in that sense, I'm really happy with where I am, and it just proves once again that I've become more explosive
Jonas Vingegaard told TV 2 Sport after the stage
>>149677752>I've become more explosiveTrine needs to be careful when vinge returns home to Glyngรธre.
>>149677752he is so much better than he was in dauphine. imagine week 3 jonas. loze in the big ring
Mou on the case, Pogacar with another feeding issue, this clown team can't do anything right, can it? Pogacar to Ineos when?
nice numbers. very nice. now let's see Tadej's
>>149677786Its clearly pog thats the issue. That adhd hyperfocus can also be a bad thing.
>>149677752You win Tdf with 40min climbs not 1min climbs
>>149677859You see bert in modern cycling you have to punch for 40min if you want to win.
I forgot to check the watts for yesterday's slurper
https://x.com/vismaleaseabike/status/1942630953202954242
come one Jรธrgenson tell us the numbers.....
>>149677897wait here's valgren
even better
>>149677859? Just do it 40 times
>>149677913napping untill 16:36 it is then
>>149677918>the avg /cyc/ enjoyer could slurp his way through a tdf stage
>>149677859but a 40 minute climbs is just a 39 minute climb with a 1 minute climb at the end
>>149677848Nah, we need Urska to call out Matxin right now, this won't do.
>Jonas lower odds than Pogi for tomorrow
>>149678043He's taking yellow tomorrow
>>149677918>avg HR of 87LMAO
This is the first time in their history that Pogacar dropped Jonas on a sub-15min climb in the TdF. However Jonas still managed to come back at the end
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>>149677040Very nice, very good Rusbert. Maybe a little too nice, maybe a little downhill from here should be advised.
>>149677050Very nice, outstanding Baukebert, defnitely the best non-Pog-Fish team as there is only one other and it is last.
>>149678196My bad he dropped him on Puy Mary. Let's say sub-10min climb
>>149678196I dont believe you
>>149678196actually he dropped him on mur de bretagne in 2022 stage 2 soooooo please dont post misinformation
>>149678121im thinking what would be best for Jonas, to have the jellow before the mountains or to not have it
is it best to be the one attacking Pogi or be the one defending against Pogi
>>149678254Mรปr de Bretagne was in 2021, please pay attention to the sport
>>149678254He was still a domestique at the time
HAPPENING Greenstreet is supposedly about to join Unibet Tietema Rockets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbskYmAm4cU
>>149678293well you should've said that
>>149678269oopsie
>>149678265Doesn't matter who has yellow, Pog will attack first and drop him.
We are all in agreement that pog is only holding back this year to make the dopage not look so obvious, right?
>>149678331I genuinely feel like he was forced to use the trash Y1 in stage 2 and 4 by the team/Colnago.
>>149677860Must be surreal for Grug to look around and see two twigs next to him in these sprints.
It would be like Bolt getting beat in a sprint by two 45 kg kenyans
sub 55min Ventoux is gonna be madness
>>149678422>no socksNot good enough still
>>149678311huge day for dutch cycling
>>149677324He probably has to ride for konyshev and zangerle. The portuguese heat suits him better.
>>149678379Peak Bolt would lose to top 800m guys on a 100m if it came right after already doing 600m.
>>149678431Jonas is the most loyal Birkenstock customer alive
>>149678490>ynr remember when Birkenstock used to be the type of shoe your hippy biology teacher used to wear and not some Gucci/LVMH type of thing
Tomorrow Pogacar will lose time in the TT like in Dauphinรฉ and all the "experts" will say that it's going to be a close Tour or that Vingegaard is stronger than Pog
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>>149678568medical report
>>149678562Lose time to who? Evenepool? Maybe. Fishboi? lmao
There are only 2 possibilities: Either Pogacar actually has a motor on the V4/V5 or the Y1 is the worst bike ever made. He's a completely different rider, today he was making faces just from the pacing alone before the limb, which is unheard of since 2024. His attack actually was more impressive than I expected based on that.
>>149678562i will not be inhaling hopeium after tomorrow i will not be inhaling hopeium after tomorrow i will not be inhaling hopeium after tomorrow i will not be inhaling hopeium after tomorrow i will not be inhaling hopeium after tomorrow
>>149677770now I imagine he lives in something like that *mountainous* Kattegat like that dude in the vikings
>>149678568I thought Almeida would be fined for celebrating.
>>149678607he didn't endanger anyone
Littering punished more than sprinters trying to murder each other, makes sense.
>>149678591He will definitely lose time to Jonas
>>149678601i felt like i got spat in the face when they kept saying Kattegat and living in a fjord in Norgay
worst series ever made
>>149678265Actually a good question.
>Autism of having to do interviews every day in the jersey and constantly looking over your shoulder vs. when are you attacking media narrativeI think having the jersey for jonas is best unironically, he is the ultimate slurper and plays defense the best
new thread
>>149678674new thread
>>149678674new thread
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>>149678607that would be too consistent for the UCI, don't be silly
>>149678650i don't even know why haven't they simply come up with some completely made up name like Lysne or something
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