OFFICIAL Deutschland vs Danmark MATCH THREAD
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Tabea Kemme has declared war on heterosexuality

the überfrauen matchup

>>149668311
Kill yourself muttboy

>>149668415
holy cope

>>149668415
I think he >>149668441 may actually be a women's footy fan desu sempai

i love this woman so much its unreal

KÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜHL
IN

Imagine you are a legionary in Roman times. Sent to pacify the Germanic barbarians. While on patrol in the woods you get separated from your group. The rain starts pouring down, you are alone, cold, and tired.
Suddenly, a naked woman who looks just like Lena Oberdorf appears, running towards you. She is covered in body paint and her eyes are burning with hatred and contempt. You stare at her in awe as she slashes your throat open with a long knife. What an incredible way to die.

>>149672437
Cringe
>>149674648
Based
>>149675037
Extremely based

>>149675037
>>149675080

>>149668305

>Wales in charge of riding in busses

I really like the logo of the danish national team

Ze Germans are bullies.

>>149675942
Don't say that too loud, they might end up making a new minimalist crest.

hobo chic for the danes today

>>149675944
unreal how much I love women

There is currently a sc*use accent coming out of my tv and it's disgusting

>>149676122
All cute

>>149675944

the lack of diversity is extremely problematic

Ok where can we get some fast pacey Mbungas

>>149676887

>real blondes
>fake blondes

Enough diversity for me desu.

I shall post a .webm of Jule Brand's arse, enjoy

What is it about Danes that makes them the ugliest Scandinavians? Is it purely proximity to Germans or is there more at play?

OH DU MEIN SCHÖNES HEIMATLAND
WO MAN DAS SAUERKRAUT ERFAND
WIR PREISEN DICH
UND SINGEN LAUT:
FRIEDE FREUDE SAUERKRAUT

>minge

>>149676948
That's not the text is it?

>Nusken #9 playing in midfield
Crimes against shirt numbers need to be punished HARSHLY

i'll put a GG7 sticker on my dick

>>149676948
jej

JUST BLEEED

MURDERBALL

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

ded

>>149677074
Why are the Germans so violent and evil bros?

>>149676941
I own that exact suit and glasses

>>149677085
extremely high levels of testosterone

these teams should merge

>>149677085
You didn't learn in -39?

>>149677085
Latent frustrations from being cucked again and again by the rest of Europe and the world

Hmmm not much diversity on display with both of these teams. This is e extremely problematic and poses a threat to our democracy.

BÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Denmark BTFO, you love to see it

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

But wait...

RIGGING IN PROGRESS

surely not
what a fucking joke this would be

VAR'D

>>149677147
>>149677151
HOWEVER

Ref male or female?

EL VAR SINSO

lol

heh, Minge.

that's such bullshit, the other girl was standing right next to her.

Clear offside desu.

Good obvious call

KUNNY
U
N
N
Y

Maybe don't stand in front of the keeper while offside, dumb bitch.

>>149677182
Germany number 9 was in clear offside, and apparently touched the ball on it's way in (which is why it was disallowed).
T. YLE

Harder should have gone down ffs

>>149677207
bigger jaw than me

You now remember way back when Harder was hot

KOM SÅ

Boy they sure play terribly

>deutsch defending

awful defending, looked like my U12s out there

MÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅL

Krautbros...

Holy pinball Batman!

>>149677222
Diving is thirdie behavior.

Wtf is that thing on the side of her tit next to her cleavage?

>>149677074
>Scored in revenge
Kino

>>149668224 (OP)
CAMON DENMARK

The YLE co-announcer for this game is pretty cute tbdesu.

Bring back Alara

>>149677273
Poor goalkeeping tbqh

>>149676938
Finns are the ugliest actually

>>149676974
CUTE

>>149677290
You could herd reindeer on that forehead

>>149677300
Cope

>>149677180
lmao I didn't even know what minge means

>>149677300
>>149677312

Some of these women look like men desu

>>149677328
Bit rich coming from a country where the women look like ginger potatoes

>>149677300

>>149677300
>>149677328
>>149677338
This is a bully free zone.

>>149677300
finns aren't skandi though

>>149677349
If people don't want to get bullied they shouldn't have shit opinions, it's that simple.

Era

KEK

ERA

sex with these northern women

ERA

>>149677323
Brits be like
>oi me luv lemme put ma dingly dong in ya minge

IST EIN ELFMETER

"To live by VAR is to die by VAR"
- Sun TSUUUU

ANOTHER RIGGING PROGRESSING

>>149677384
kek.

Rigged again

>>149677338
>>149677349
a ginger potatoe is the perfect wife for most irish men

how would this not be a pen wtf

Yes well done Germany, well done...

HOWEVER

sex with referees

VARRI RIGGITINI

How does it take that long?

>>149677426
Behind the scenes there is a quick auction to see who wants to pay the highest bribe.

>>149677426
doctoring the images takes a while

>>149677442
@Grok, make this player look like she's inside the box

>>149677338
Oh look, it's the seething Dutch fucktard
An Irish doode definitely fucked your girl.

Finally a good game

sure is friendly in here

Real talk. Spain are gonna walk this tournament right? None of the other ""big"" teams are showing anything like their kind of dominance.

>>149677490
USWNT will win it

>>149677490
NOT SO FAST

>>149677490
>Real talk. Spain are gonna walk this tournament right?
Probably. Unless the likes of England 'grow' in to the tournament, or someone else memes their way to it.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU OLD HAG

that german keeper sucks

>>149677511
France/African XI

>>149677516
well duh she's German

there should be an age limit to women's rosters

>>149677516
They all do

>>149677531
France have a good shot yeah.

>>149677531
Please no. I'm so tired of the Fr*nch.

>>149668224 (OP)
The only bigger disappointment than our men‘s team is our women‘s team. Tragic

>>149677603
Wasn't england - germany a final of some tournament? I remember watching that. I don't remember who won though.

>>149677647
:(

>>149677647
Yes I remember it well.

>>149677663
Was that 4 years ago?

>>149677711
England are the current holders yeah. Tune in for tomorrow's game and watch England get knocked out.

>>149677724
Group of death this time? Are the netherlands and france strong opponents?

>>149677516
Merle Frohms died for this?

I thought Germany would be one of the best teams in the world desu I know f*ck all about women's football, but I remember Germany being good years ago.

Germany have won it 8 times I think that's more than enough.

germans are dirty. i dont like them

>>149677823
all against part-time housewives

>>149677455
Hit a nerve did I?

>>149677671
Is this turbinni legend josephine henning?

Era? Really?

>>149677844
all women should be full time housewives
JA IST ELFMETER

lmao in what world

>>149677780
Yes it's an extremely hard group and we probably fucked it by losing to France

SJOEKE

SJOEKED

Rigged

I've never seen a ref so unsure about a decision

No era.

Nusken a cutie

good thing its only womens football, otherwise i would be slightly annoyed

>>149677936
you too

Mental midget ref, she clearly doesn't agree with the VAR.

>Give me one thousand penalties

>>149677338
Irish women have huge tits with tiny pink niples

>>149677671
Parris looking kind of cute with her hair down.

>>149677950
Man wouldn't have given it. Simple as.

>>149677966

Buehl has the same prononciation as 'bulle' in French and that was the name of my last cat :3

>>149677992
Cute kot, would take home with me.

>>149677992
>Bulle
mmmmmmm.....

Kwab

SCHÜLLER

HAHAHAHAHA

Å NEI DANSKEJÆVLER

WOMEN MOMENT

>inb4 another VAR SINSO

lmao

In the end the Germans always win.

TOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR

comical Danish lead-up

Danes BTFO, you love to see it

holy kek

Playmobil>Lego

>>149677992
What a stupid little cat

How do you say "KWAB" in you're language?

den ball voll in die fresse bekommen

>>149677982

She does not look okay :(

That poor girl didn't deserve to get her head smacked with heavy balls

>>149678074
Just like my big load i've been holding back for 2 months

>>149678068

>>149678079
:(

>>149678101
doesn't even know where she is

>>149678101
Sheemed

No /sp/ dont post that girl

>quick leg shave
women...

Time to break out the Aquavit

>>149678101
me after taking a life changing shit

>>149678118
Women do be shaving their legs.

>>149678118
Bro lmao

>>149678108
she can't say no

>>149678117
:)

>>149678117

>>149678142
is this ilya's wife

*bzzz*

>>149678145
I don't consume enoug amerislop propoganda to know who that is

>>149678178
russian goaltender

she got hit on the tit

>>149678187
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>149678142
SVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

Women really are a bunch of fragile creatures

>>149678101
RIP

Freigang wwa?

NEIN
minutes

>>149678088

>>149678068
nah we're a dog nation

>>149678341

bratty harder

Too many germans here in switzerland

danes out. sad!

Denm-ACK

>>149678413
Are you just talking about german speaking people? That's like most of the country.

RIP in peaces denmark

That's what you get for farming minks and charging too much for plastic bricks

>>149678427

>Germany take one step into the knockout phase with their qualification not yet confirmed, while the result means Denmark will need Poland to beat Sweden to remain in the competition. There will be discussions around Germany’s winner as play should have been stopped in the build up because of the head injury to Emma Snerle but it is the eight-time winners who come away with all three points.
Interesting

>>149678413
>he said in south germany

>>149678101
Dayum :/

>>149677504
Kek

>>149678470
Riggisch

>>149678470
Apparently because there was a scoring chance immediately after the injury they can let it play out

>biggest cutie is missing

why even watch?

>>149678470
incoming retroactive rigging

>>149678615
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>>149678615
>>149678615

>>149675037
What kind of mongrel is that.
I searched her and she doesn't look German.
She looks like some kind of gypsy that is mixed with a European nationality.
Absolutely repulsive.

>>149677273
>>149678073
Thanks