Thread 149669666

Dan hooker. Future Champ.

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>>149669666 (OP)
I love Dan hooker

Diarrhoea Daniel doesn’t even have a fight booked

first for ladyboys

Finland

>>149669666 (OP)
Hooker fag almost got sextuples in the thread number

>>149669666 (OP)
hookers face looked like that after Gamrot?

schuab is going to file for bankruptcy

Gamrot posting is PROHIBITED

>i see you've changed

>ha, i see you haven't changed at all

Islam Makhachev ducked Mateusz Gamrot.

>666
Demon thread

Good thing you baked early

*loses 30-27 to diarrhiush*

>>149670112
why was pisslam so afraid of this guy?

>>149670116
Gayrot’s Daddyush? Yeah they probably should’ve gone with him over Moicano in hindsight, Moicano still did better than Gayrot though, sadly

pigslam was the #1 p4p fighter in the world with supposedly the best manager in the hecking business but he apparently has absolutely no say in who he fights or even what weight class he fights at

lol

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>149670158
that choice was taken from him by topturo vacating, he either gets absolutely sleemed at 155 or beaten half to death and taken to a brutal 49-46 decision by are giacomo

moicano floored islam then got manhandled by dariush

the p4p list as voted on by mma experts such as john morgan and kevin iole

>>149670175
here come all the brazzafuckers screeching about how he slipped and moicano didnt even land to obfuscate islams paper chin

>>149670181
daner madea bad investment

>>149670181
Yeah sure *dies from fatal radiation level*

>>149670169
Yo, i heard you heemed dookie Dan hooker

Zalbeast fight news soon

Wake up King
I think
I got somethin to say to you

>>149670338
The mid bitch of the Apex

uncle chael raises a good point
why the fuck did the UFC let jones back into the testing pool? how does this work with rankings?
this isnt how a professional combat sports promotion should act

the stare that made islam flee

>>149670414
UFC is pride with all the shady backdoor shit and none of the fun

UFC is pride
pride is sin
dana is evil

Topiglets are still gonna be oinkin' for they Slamdaddy even after Daddy the Chaddy spitroasts that little latinx boy.

>no good brazzas at 155 so they have to d*ddypost for a Brit
the muzzcord is in absolute shambles

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Topiglet will retire back to the pig pen before fighting Usdaddy sadly.

>>149670600
Topiglet also ducked Dusdaddy.

>>149670624
this doo good just like patchy bitx lmao

>>149670680
You guys said the same thing about Khabeast and here you are still squealin'.

Khabib is essentially Patchy Mix

>>149670734
>you guys
1. name a single a person
>you cant t. schizo
2. cant stand conor

Patchy won that fucking shit

WE saw the paul hughes fight
give it a rest, kid

>>149670767
more like poo poos

>>149670740
imagine the twps

poosman went to decision with the shit pitbull brother SIX YEARS after chandler heemed him lmfao

>>149670760
Yeah you're all Topiglets squealin' for Slamdaddy slop now.

Then you'll find another little brown boy queer to dickride after Clitia gets humiliated.

>>149670767
matt hughes fought paul craig?!?!

Conor retired Khabitch

>>149670767
Paul Hughes clowned Clitia in sparring thoughbeit.

>>149670816
on opposite day...

Usdaddy
>embarrasses former champs effortlessly

Clitia
>motorboats the BBC

>>149670819
Today is not opposite day...

>>149670800
>changing subject to different fighters

>spammy is an olivera fan
kwab

*unzips pants*
*pisses*

>>149670838
The subject wasn't changed you're just too busy squealin' to think of a comeback I'm afraid.

>>149670848
nah he just has severe Topuria Derangement Syndrome, he'll cuck for anyone that might fight ilia

>>149670871
Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia Topiglet I'm afraid.

Anyone want to come hold my dick while I piss? You can volunteer before I threaten you to do it or get weemed. I run this yard. Respectfully.

...

>>149670861
give up the collectivism schizo arc already schizo inbred

https://youtu.be/kpnoibF4eNg?si=rjfuKwDZjrJ3L-xb
closing in on 14 million views btw

>>149670906
delete this NOW

>>149670903
Note that Ilia is holding two belts whilst Islam has none.

I got permaheemed by a car when I was a kid. It scarred me for life.

>>149670905
We don't understand your clozapig latin now stop squealin'.

>>149670906
Botted sadly.

Note the majority came within the first 24 hours.

>heem.com is two people
at last i truly see

>>149670919
We don't care about Topiglet's chastity belts.

Slamdaddy took his belt off...

heemed before half of the first round was over you say?

Conor macniggler

saaaar two belts saaaar look at the youtube views saaar

Volk the jeet

Sir, two belts. Look at the YouTube views, sir.

GODpuria got em frothin

>>149670985
>>149671015
>>149671023
rat boy

lil ding dong of a ting

The BBC frothin...

Kek Topiglet do be lookin' like he scurry 'round fo some BBC dick daddy cheese.

topuria is the best conditioned athlete in the ufc but not the best fighter, nowhere close to invincible. r/heem needs to dilate.

>>149671066
The face of nazi germany

papi toe left me on read b

cardio and chin are both mental
all fighters should be getting finished like this but unfortunately most of them are naturally pussies

>>149671095
Just how good is Michael Chandler

>>149671095
just how bad is dan hooker

When you think about how the lore of the UFC played out Conor is like Frieza and Ilia is like Goku

Now that I think about how the lore of the UFC played out Conor is like Frieza and Ilia is like Goku

>>149671153
This isn't YouTube pajeet we don't parade the top comment over and over

Now I thinking that about are goku

Ilia is Kid Buu

Daniel the Prostitute

who should reyes fight next

Shop Ilia once in every weight class the heemer just doesn't fucking miss

>>149671184
Poohand

>>149671164
Troglodyte.

i have chills

>>149671203
I prefer the term human tripod but that sounds cool too

>>149671213
great aesthetic frame ever more so with no gaudy tatts

>>149671184
Hopefully jan rematch

>>149671164
>parade

the real money play would have been letting pereira retire anthony smith instead of some random chinese dude

>>149671250
This isn't YouTube pajeet we don't parade the top comment over and over

>>149671272
I prefer the term human tripod but that sounds cool too

My fighting name would be the troglodyte and I would come out like the ones in bone tomahawk imagine the fear I would install

unc card

Sean Brady has been drawn and quartered.

saar please install the fear
kek this nigga

>>149671266
>random chinese dude
Take ya toungue out of ya bussy playa and start giving some respect to the last chinese emperor

just installed the fear who's hoppin on

They really couldn't have got lazier on the Dustin legacy video lmaoooo Ari just doesn't miss

Fear.exe

>>149671347
>he watched
good goy

>>149671373
Have tried twice and can't get through the max fight so much pitter patter my boy Ilia has ruined MMA for me with his perfection

Emperor Smiff has a nice ring to it

I've been absolutely heeming Metal Slug Tactics

>>149671456
love turn based games.

Cyril Gane

The Ilia heavyweight meme was gold reddit is way funnier than y'all

Im pooing AMA

>>149671514
you never answer

>>149671517
I will now I swear, last few times I blacked out from oushgin

>>149671295
why is this better than 318

Theres a nut in it....I felt the fucking nut graze my anus doo. When did I even eat penut??

>>149671549
i’ve got some nut for you to eat right here in my testicles

>>149670062
looks like an upper class suburban kids idea of hardcore

I'm pickle ilia

This is HARDCORE

sean brady can only be stopped by booking

>>149671593
The troll from shard end

gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot [deep breath] gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot gamrot

Just stopped Sean Brady dead in his tracks with a vicious cumshot.

>>149671593
guru if he trained

>>149671644
He trains his butthole regularly

i dont understand you anything

>>149671652
dont believe this poster

>>149671644
Hey bro could you stop impersonating me please?

gonna impersonate the australian watch this
croikey

Bonnie Blue stole Guru's idea of sleeping with 1000 men in a day

>>149671713
Guru barely hit 300 before tapping like a bitch

fank you for the two dollas

>>149671184
Jamahal

Eard the medics had to squeeze the cum out of gurus pores like a sponge, and brought HEMS to airlift him out of his shed. shame innit.

Hey man, Ilia would never suck on a BBC

>>149670837
Best WKUK sketch

https://x.com/ninamdrama/status/1942299565475962943?s=46

what does nina do? is she getting piped by all these fighters she hangs out with

He did the Bo Wince

no free rides in heem

They called him Kimbo Slice

>>149671813
She makes videos that fags like you watch

>>149671822
Jon Bernthal is so obviously jewish it ruins the entire film

>>149671829
i only jerk off to her sometimes. i dont watch her videos

>>149671813
Social media engagement is the only way to appeal to Gen z and Gen alpha. They don’t consume traditional media, don’t own TVs, etc

More like Jumbo Slice of ham

>>149671838
>i jerk off to her
why

>>149671837
i just looked it up and yea
his imdb is weird as fuck too...an american that went to moscow and got noticed by "harvard theatre" like what he prolly sucked some jew off

>>149671856
her playboy stuff is hot. also she posts some solid pics sometimes

>>149671822
it that simon from alvin and the chipmunks

i might become a royval fan even after that "loss"

Dada 5000

Me to slamdaddy haters.

>>149671955
Based

is palhares really retarded?

take the thing out of jon's bussy playa

>>149671955
Every time I wear a white shirt, I swear

>>149671955
joe's okay

>>149671955
Crazy thing is, this guy made it

Me to Jondaddy haters.

spams there's hardly anyone here what do you hope to gain

>>149671955
>>149672046
why are blacks and indians constantly losing 10-8 rounds to basic self awareness

>>149672046
Gane = Train
Aspinall = Poo

a guy but his head is exploded

knocked down by tai tuivasa

There are the same amount of Indian champions as there are American champions

Me to hap's dad haters.

>>149672117
Delete this trash right now, sick fucks on this site.

a guy falls into a hole and there's spikes at the bottom and he gets impaled on the spikes

He's already got that boy cryin smgdfh

>>149672124
A real Cinderella story

Figuratively speaking colby died that night

>>149672131
Its over :(

>>149672117
he is NOT representing us at the WHITE house

>>149672154
is this real?

exactly 2 years ago, dricus du plessis fought and slayed robert the reaper
keep in mind, this means in 2 years we have only seen dricus strike with whittaker, adesanya and strickland (and succeed)
i would like to suggest that khamzat is getting fucked up badly when forced to stand

colbitch

>>149672154
>has a one footed colbitch standing in front of him doing nothing
>doesn't heem
leon biggest embarrassment of the sport

imagine responding to germans

>>149672186
why do blacks always turn on eachother

Post your face when DDP lands the Wallsof Jericho on Cumshit

imagine finding Colby cowering in the back corner of the storeroom at Papi's Steakhouse and pelting him with raw steaks

ColGOD makes ya seethe.

>>149672221
Chills.

>>149672210
>yfw ddp rocks khamzat against the fence and hits him with the frankensteiner in round 3

>>149672210
Don't ever post this rat abomination and his gross disgusting ass mouth ever again

>>149672212
what the fuck is Papi's Steakhouse is that like a restaurant Schaub owns at a strip mall?

>>149672186
rigged fight, actually watch it. sneedington went beast mode 5th round. marks got worked by the political angle and colby banked on it yet again

i can make conor mcgregor afraid of having ppl be behind him

post chinlets

Colby covington has jd vance eyes

>>149672253
it's his refuge from Mengssassinations

Colby Covington invented judo

>>149672194
blacks never advanced beyond tribes. marty is his nigga, but leon is not. simple as.

oh wait, papis steakhouse is where that random foreign guy got famous for throwing his salt/cum onto steaks? yeah thats too rich/homosexual for my taste I can see why I was confused (also have slight brain damage)

>>149672305
no it's not retard

Gillian Robertson has weaponized the pussy in WMMA.
whether it be her own or elbowing another girls pussy shes really trying to revolutionize the game.

Best UFC slave roster for labour-athletes?
Mine would be Kamaru Usman, Derrick Lewis, Curtis Blaydes, Derrick Brunson, and Ciryl Gane as my house nigga. I think it would be a fun hard working team and easy to maintain too!

>>149672323
She’s in full pussy mount dropping some hard queef and brap

>>149672339
>Ciryl Gane as my house nigga
isn't the house nigga supposed to be the intelligent one

>>149672317
prove it.

>>149672339
hmmm for me its
>Mohammed Usman
>Don'tale Mayes
>Israel Adesanya
>Joaquin Buckley

and for my house nigga: Angela Hill

>>149672339
buckley looks more like a slave than actual slaves do

4 cuz we not 5 nigga

a campaign of corn

>>149672381
>>149672383
bot account

they called me a robot
i said
hell no i'm not a robot

Angela "The only time I got white in me is on date night" Hill

>>149672272
>barely able to stand up
>wobbling around the 'gon on shaky legs
>holding hands out like wtf was that stoppage
kino

if i'm a bot i'm robocop stop drop roll pop

My slave roster is looking OK but I was thinking of trading my payton talbot lease for a 1st round draft pick to get my beloved ngannou back

got Marcus McGhee as my Django Unchained nigga

Still waiting for that update on hermansson

This is big

>>149672433
where do you think Ben got those lungs from b...

>>149672433
the transition was successful

the blue eyes white dragon of my collection

/box/ won

>>149672470
Mid ney Sweeney

>>149672470
/hoc/ owns /box/

>>149672470
>coal miner's daughter
uh oh sweeneyxirs...

>>149672449
>pfl has WOW fight card for mma fans :boom_emoji:
chills

>>149672449
>>149672521

>>149672470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS5plgNVXnc
you fucking thought

>>149672470
not when devin haney is still an undefeated* champion

>>149672521
I thought Ngannou was French? Is he from Cameroon again?

>>149672543
He is until the debt is paid

does anyone above lightweight give khamzat problems and cause him to crash out?

>>149672600
gilbert burns

>>149672588
based Cameroon forcing Franchie into servitude!

>>149672600
prime Gleison Tibau easily decisions Khamzat

You're talking about Paddy Pimblett right? Get Paddy in here

meanwhile, in south africa, a dricus camp involves a dozen large men taking turns beating dricus up until he no longer feels anything...

>>149672470
the losing game

>>149672665
gooby vs eddie will be 10 years old next year

>>149672665
Watching heems is a pastime activity

>>149672521
WOW that's fuckin shit

>>149672675
I'm going to have to make a separate paint of him wearing a Reebok hat then

Hey pussy are you still there?

>>149672715
>Jon sits there in silence talking to himself because DC already went to Popeye's.
Levels.

>>149672715
Im here Jon

>>149672723
>Im here Jon
This was when DC lost the mental warfare, the story, and the fight all at once.

>>149672723
>guy says to you "are you here pussy?"
>you respond "yeah im here"
lmfao

>>149672715
>>149672723
Go to bed before the psychosis sets in.

You think you could cancel my door dash Jon? Yeah okay you try that Jon

>>149672746
>>149672747

>>149672764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frA5kulw7gY

Aaron Pico is fooked!

How are you supposed to respond? If you say no you sound like an idiot.

Jr. College Drop-Out

>>149672785
You say nothing tbqh.

>>149672785
pardon me?

>>149672769
>How much you weigh right now fat fuck?
>Enough. How about you?
>Uhh 222, 223.

>>149672785
>who? you? yeah you're here

>>149672788
You are just like the fakest person. I actually admire how you can actually be so fake when the TV comes on

>>149672785
you say "arapedblackfaggotsayswhat" as fast as you can under your breath

There's no way this picture isn't AI. Gooby is literally turning into Dana.

>>149672798
I would literally kill you.

You know what hats off to you because you are a terrible human being but you can really turn it on huh?

>>149672785
Ya fatha isn't here john

>>149672803
its the norf genetics(+ hgh and alcohol)

>>149672804
Let's try that.

>>149672794
This if you said it in french

imagine the women beatings if Conor and Dana did the fusion dance

>>149672785
i'm not a pussy you're a pussy! a double pussy even! a super ultra mega pussy! BOK BOKBOKBOK BOK

>>149672804
Jon, you think I'm just gonna let you kill me?!

>>149672800
What

Uh Im smart oh Im smart, I dont have to commentate in my part time

It's so funny seeing zoomers acting like they lived through some golden era of ufc with Conor/Izzy/Poatan/Khabib and are sad it's coming to an end. They know nothing.

>>149672839
you're a bald btich
I'd rip the eyebrows off your face and give them to your kids and tell them they're caterpillars

>>149672842
How much you weigh right now fat fuck?

>>149672849
The answer to that question is quite misleading, because I'm tall and muscular.

>>149672845
This Saturday, I'm gonna hit you with my Naruto attacks

>>149672857
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

John literally cant kill cormier because the aforementioned would pick him em up and slam him on concrete

Golden era doesn't start until Gane takes back what was rightfully his

>>149672878
Talmbout about John Jones?

>>149672879
the interim heavyweight championship?

It's known that Dana has sex with the ring card girls. But do you think he has fucked Brooklyn Wren? I don't know if he can handle a 6 foot tall kween.

>>149672892
she has 100% pegged Dana

>>149672892
i have seen her naked breasts and vagina

Muslim Salikov

>>149672888
>he doesn't know Gane has a legitimate claim on the British Isles

>>149672892
need to see her on EBT.com

It is highly probable that James Krause has seen Sanko's anus

>>149672892
She looks extremely similar to Michael B Jordan in the face

>>149672784
Will be sad to see Pico get subbed by Evloev then continue to assert he’s a top 15 lightweight only to go 1-3 UFC and retire at 30

>>149672600
Any flu virus

remember when they made Volk and DC analyze their own heemings? I wonder who was behind that

i despise many of you

>>149673051
who da fook is this guy?

I love you all

>>149673051
you can reproach my ass nigga

>>149673051
I'M IN SWANSEA BRO

>>149673036
>subbed by Evloev
paahhahahahahahahahahaha

>>149672892
her fat udders mesmerize me every time they appear on TV, no offense

levels...

No more Chama. Karma. To the victor go the spoils

>>149673134
Skirt?

>>149672932
*tap tap* is the power out again

>>149673134
nice. esily top 10 mma waifus

>>149673188
What the hell

>>149672500
Factual post
>>149672470
Besides her tits why is this minge famous

hi

>>149673251
i only know from euphoria

>>149673258
SIG
HEIL
MADAFAKA

>>149673299
Hello moicano, how are you enjoying your trip to Finland?

>>149673308
Weri nice I'm listening Lavis and drinking the beer

>>149672662
the losing gane

my clitty cage is about to explode and shoot my apturo juice everywhere

>>149673326
pls speak english

>>149673329
i'm a fag

that was god damn looney tunes

>>149673112
>I couldn't escape the submission attempt, therefore i-i win!?
Volkov's lack of understanding of the scoring criteria is laughable and embarrassing.

I wanna be the Makhachev like no one ever was

to get hurt and pull out of fights to make excuses is my cause

>>149673350
gane must've subbed him then

GAYne

POKEMUZZ! GOTTA DUCK THEM ALL

>>149673358
No. He simply did what he needed to do by using the scoring criteria to his advantage. 3 toes were broken, so Gane threatened a submission knowing he couldn't get the tap. But more importantly, he knew volkov couldn't escape it either and therefore wouldn't be able to inflict damage on Gane. Submission attempts score points if there is no damage being done by the opponent. Genius, really.

>CIA: Dr. Pereira, I’m CIA.

>Masketta Man: He wasn’t alone.

>CIA: Uh, you don’t get to bring friends.

>Dr. Pereira: They’re not my friends.

>Masketta Man: Don’t worry, no charge for them.

>CIA: And why would I want them?

>Masketta Man: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary… the masked man.

>CIA: Khamzat? Get ’em on board, I’ll call it in.

>CIA: The Flight Plan I just filled with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Periera here but only one of you!

>FIRST ONE TO HEEM GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!

>WHO PAID YOU TO HEEM DR. PEREIRA? *D'ARCE CHOKE*


>HE DIDN’T GRAPPLE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>TELL ME ABOUT IZZY! WHY DOES HE CRY AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE?

>LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A TKO MERCHANT!

>Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would sub a man before keith peterson calls an early stoppage…

>At least you can tko, who are you?

>It doesn’t matter who we are… What matters is our continent.

>No one cared who I was ’till I said I was African

>If I take you to a split decision will you die?

> It would be extremely painfull…

>You’re a big middleweight

>For you.

>Was getting outclassed by till of your plan?

>Of course!

>Dana white refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what African event he gave you.

>Dana white : >"Nothing! I said nothing"

>Well congratulations, you got yourself heemed!

>Now what’s the next step of your manifested plan?

>Crying at this conference … WITH NO PATH TO WIN!!!!!!

>Dricus: No! They expect one of us to get heemed, brother!

>Simon: Have we started the fire?

>Dricus: Yes! The fire rises!

>Pereira: [Incoherent screaming]

>Dricus: Calm down, Alex. Now is not the time for fear… That comes later

>>149673379
>No
kwab

>>149673355
>>149673364
When's the last time Islam pulled out?

>>149673395
I might have him confused with another muslim because I don't respect them or their religion

i hope junior tafa gets heemed

>>149672470
frick

Aspinall's wife's name is Justynagro. Make of that what you will

oh hey zelhuber is on ufc 318

>>149672785
>oh im here. you know I just think its funny how fake you are sometimes

>>149673479
is she polish or something

I am yoel romero

I am avril lavigne

avril lasagne

>>149673500
Justypole per sources

grant dawson is the key to all of this

Hasbulla ground up into hamburger and we all get to eat him

Justybloke, justyregularbloke

keep talking tough guy

Chills... BONES chilling, even...

>>149673564
he actually fucking said this

>>149673386
>kek what a beast

>>149673564
im frozen...

>>149673564
GOAT shit

>>149673564
He might make tomala cry. Imagine the press conference timmy tom almost embarrassed to be holding the fake belt in front of jones. Kind of like when DC fought Jones the second time when Cormier had the belt. The higher stakes will motivate Jones to train harder than he ever has. The pressure is what Jones needs. This is going to be a total annihilation of a career. Especially if Jones- vacates the belt. Takes back the belt from Tom, then vacates it again. Worst part is Tom will probably win it again and always be reminded that he's not the best in the world.
The most brutal humiliation the sport has EVER seen in mma or boxing.

>>149673622
I'm ready to bet all my savings that literally no one read your post from the first word to the last

>>149673239
ngl i'll fuck that midget

>>149673622
>inb4 pixelated version

>>149673622
Meanwhile in real life.

I have a joke for heem...
Aspinall

What did he mean by this?

>>149673631
Judging by how mad you are, now I know ya read it b.

>>149673622
not like this...

You lot deserve a hiding

>>149673622
Jones had no path to victory against Tom.

by the end of the second round Tom will be pooping and farting im afraid when I post this.

Jones is such a can, he got dropped by meatball molly in their exhibition fight

>>149673685
Did this really happen?

>>149673685
#releasethedanacut

Tom Aspinall's body looks like a pair of old navy swimming trunks and has a retarded son hahahahaha mind the shoes Thomas

>>149673685
Real ones remember when jones fought parker porter

>>149673720
intense frostbite

>>149673578
It's getting out of hand...

>>149673674
I deserve 109 thousand euros in cash and you'll never hear from me again

Why does MMA attract a certain type of person (retard)?

islam is huge for topuria isn't he?

>>149673379
Another Gane masterclass, truly the pinnacle of martial arts

>Poor tommy... poor little tommy...
SOON

>>149673789
roughly charles sized

>>149673779
God I love Jake Shields and the work he does bruders hh

>>149673779
>>149673815
I know about the dancing israelis who were dancing when the towers fell but the most suspicious thing was the owner of the building's actions before, during the happening after 9/11, larry silverstein an NYC jew.

Jonald Jromp will win the presidential debate against Tomala Harispinall

>>149673814
stockier though, and a strong wrestler with an oppressive style. the pressure won't stop

Genius. Greatness. Gane.

>>149673806
nu jewfc slop looks so bad

>>149673841
seriously how does it look worse than UFC games released 15 years ago

Gane is about to produce a ''y'all must've forgot'' moment

>>149673836
>the pressure won't stop
for as long as the fight lasts

>>149673863
He's gonna get subbed in under 2 minutes again?

>>149672117
still can't get over the fucking fact that he punches cuckler in the eye and kisses his wife on the mouth, while cuckler has his thumb touching his weewee
fucking insane image, these people are beyond sick

>>149672117
>independence day
>white house
>ufc event: USA vs Britain
>its chandler vs mcgregor
>all the patriots trying to hype it up

please allah make it happen t would be so fucking funny

>>149672600
Lightweight Gilbert Buns who got heemed by featherweight Daniel Hooker humbled him

>>149672785
>who are you talking to faggot cokehead nigger? Jon Jones fucks men and lets them fuck him.

You do know jones is the greatest fighter of all time, right heem?

>>149673913
you wouldnt dare to say that

>>149673917
I would if I was DC

>>149673828
There is nothing suspicious about Larry and his kids taking out an insurance claim before the house came down once you get to know Helwanis a bit better it's part and parcel of their ways

>>149673916
maybe on khabibdoesnotexist planet

>>149673932
GSP is an all time great, but you can't tap to strikes against a midget and ever be considered as GOAT.

Imagine, as a MAN, you tap to strikes instead of fighting back? The fight only ended because he got scared of being hit. He could've possibly gotten up or reversed position at some point! You keep fighting and see if you can come back.

That is the single most embarrassing thing any top 10 fighter has ever done.

>>149673935
that loss was necessary for gspoo to become the ultimate decisionator

Dana we think a UFC event at the white house would be terrific.

>>149673949
Who's the shellfish avoider?

>>149673932
Khabib's record is so weak though. Adesanya for example has more impressive wins.

>>149673966
No.1 pfp pederast in the world. Not sure who the other guy is though

Hey guys it's me again. Dog got permaheemd by a car yesterday. First time waking up in 8 years without being greated by a smiling happy little animal. Anyhow, khabib isn't in the top 4 of the "goat" conversation

Dirty diaper panties sisters…I’m sad and afraid sadly I fear

Only UFC fights matter.
Decisions do not count as wins.
Ducking a fight is a loss

Khabib is 7-3

>>149674005
im so scared of this post

>>149673996
B-but he beat gaycheese that jobs on every title fight, poorier that loses and cries like a bitch for another title fight and a coked washed goober. KWABIB goat fucker irrelevant illiterate sandnigger that had to be bailed after fiscal scandals KEK.


Also rip to your dog man he must’ve been the goofiest of boys

>>149674018
Khabitch is tied with Jose aldo at number 5/6 on the GOAT list, an impressive career to be sure, but definitively the G.O.A.T ? No way.

>>149674005
>Muslim trains exclusively with known PED coach
haram

>>149673932
Olivera has a better claim to be in the top 9 all time than nunes

>>149674031
Johnson
GSP
Jon Jones
Anderson
Aldo


Kwabib ducked a lot of people and Ferguson in his prime would’ve ended him. Statpadding sandniggers can’t be included in any goat list by default.

id wrap up training camp 2 weeks out and just recover until the fight

many of you i despise

>>149674051
>turdny fecalson glaze in 2025
Lmao

Dana, you better keep your mouth shut and do as you're told.

>>149674067
>it’s the paki seething at any negative remark about Kwabib because his wins somehow legitimise the supremacy of his religion

Pisslam sisters…

Ilia chads we really need Justin to not Garth this one don't feel good at all about a punished dookster matchup

>>149674097
>ducks sneeds and quits

KWAB

>>149673036
he's getting snoozed to death for 15 minutes in a forgettable decisionation evloev classic that won't earn him a title shot

>>149674097
Don't forget about Tony's tko over himself

>>149674116
CSO

>>149674108
Tony was never the same after the gane fight

Heemers, I’m fucken worried about Whittaker against RDR. Chimaev wrecked him a little too hard :(

>>149674132
Rdr is going to be getting a title shot in the next 18 months, after khamzat loses rdr only needs 1 win after shittaker

>>149674064
Same

>>149674124
Le combattant indomptable…

>>149674141
I don’t see him beating anyone above Rob

>>149673863
Gane belongs in jail after what he did.

>>149674141
It would be shit as I’m a Whittaker can, but at least RDR is likeable

>>149674161
I think he could do well against Cannonier or Strickland, middleweight is clogged with shitters I think he is going to go on a good run

*heems you*
*unheems you*

>>149674169
Is this proof that pitter > patter?

>>149674169
Needed his beak broken to be reborn.

FACE THE GANE

FACE THE GANE

EDUCATE ME TO PIECES

>>149674207
Face the Gane before Gane faces you

im getting heemd

>>149674232
they already did that edit with chandler heeming hooker

Just heemed my meng into the till on top of a schuab... bros is it truly over for me?

>>149674232
What is this? A webm for ants?

Who you got?

>>149674397
some might say it's just beginning

that time a naked Jeff Monson promised to rape Mark Kerr
https://youtu.be/43Qulf8zLZo?si=l8GzKATOH53qaPjU

>>149674427
Pixel #8664565

>>149674397
don't do that

>>149674397
Eat it

Du Plessis got that in da bag

>>149674498
haha the 'ol Khumshart

dricus bros... i dont feel too good

khamzat bros... i'm so worried...

Because I love you
I give you this
Don't be afraid of this
You can trust me now
Though we will deceive ourselves
You can trust me now
You can trust me now
Don't be afraid of this
It's not unusual
It's not unusual

38 year old raped faggot AGPoatan

>>149674556
poophandsbros...

>>149674556
In the bin....

TOPTUROXIRS I TREMBLE

Binland :----DDD

>>149674631
Hai :3

Dricus bros, how are we feeling?

>>149674640
Dricus might be the gayest man on the roster now that jones is gone

Every post under the American and Swedish flag is just me btw

Paddy is what people pretend that Driscuit is

What if his name was dickus du blushing and he had rosy cheeks

>>149674657
this pure bullshit brazza u saying this give me location

>>149674670
Location: US of A

>>149674393
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149674668
He’s already a pink tinge piggy

>>149674427
Drip ass will be the champ for years until bo nigkal gets good

Nickus Bo Plessis

What is that Bo fighters last name again?

>>149674688
can't believe chandler has managed to scam like 7 high profile fights off this one debut KO. dude needs to pay his dues vs a haqparast or bahamondes NOW

>>149673848
UFC 2 was the only ufc game with realistic looking striking with based retarded heems. Unsisputed 3 was good for everything besides striking.

Jon Bo Jovi

>>149674427
>The fans! One thing's for sure... whoever wins? We're getting a backflip off the cage!

NEW NEW NEW
>>149674738
>>149674738
>>149674738

>>149674723
The biggest gaslight is that Garth vs Chandler was a good fight. If you watch it muted, Chandler punches Garth once in the 1st and the rest is just him getting punched in the face and hyping up the crowd.

>>149674728
yeah UFC 2 was the best one I enjoyed picking Mark Coleman and just laying on my opponent after gassing from one jab a round, my friends fucking hated it but they eventually learned to counter it. Smashing them in the face with repeated hammerfists after they are KO'd was based too

Chandler refused the pitter patter

>>149674756
You can't do stuff like this man