New tigers fan feasting edition
>>149668662
>>149670558 (OP)new tigers fan btw
My Dad is an old Tigers fan.
>game punted so bad the doyers are talking about lion king
Jaysbros, are you ready to apologize?
(You)
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>warm up anon, youโre pitching the 9th
wat do?
paws
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tigs
>pitching the JRam
aaaand itโs a 4-0 ballgame
kek
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Reposting that Outani strike 3 call.
>>149670631asstros already won their world series this past weekend. no need to try anymore.
>>149670622Toss a few meatballs and let the Yankees take the lead
>>149670618yes, we won that game too
>>149670631Imagine losing to the tardians lmao
>>149670641you're confused, they won YOUR world series. to them, you're just another shitter
>>149670634>confirming you don't know how to read this
>>149670634Bad call but it wasn't inside enough for him to have to jump out like that
Whoโs got the bigger dumper?
>>149670641>thinking that Doyers were their WS>went 8-1 against NL division leadersMaybe we are actually a good team tho
Are all these people in Milwaukee drunk already or what? Some woman keeps shrieking.
that is why Pages isn't an All Star doyerpacos
Halos are wearing their throwback uniforms today
kek dodgers buck broke the trashtros. you're welcome guardians.
>>149670641you're confused, they won YOUR world series. to them, you're just another shitter
Vtrannies real quiet right now
>>149670658That would be a kino WMBF couple.
>>149670668Name a more delusional fanbase kek
>>149670667love them 'alos
>>149670661>against NL division leadersInteresting, but how are you against AL division leaders?
>>149670639I stumbled upon this latina with huge tits who's a diamondbacks fan on tiktok. I saved it.
>>149670668Thank you doyers
t. guardians fan
>>149670681Based latinachad.
>>149670667I quite like it
We have 2 runners on with no outs, maybe we can score a run
>>149670668>outscored 29-6>losing 0-7
smile
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>>149670689that's a cute bird
>>149670678>Tigers 2-1>Jays 3-0
>>149670690Who's more famous out there, Mo or Carew?
>>149670694tigods won that game
doyers lost their world series July 5th
>>149670697ANIMEEEEEE!!!!!!!! SMUG ANIME 13 YEAR OLD!!!!!
>>149670668>Taylor Trammell homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Victor Caratini scores. Cooper Hummel scores.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
doyer cuck
doyer cuck
doyer cuck
calling the ICE tipline right now
>>149670663>milwaukee>drunk alreadyDoes he know?
TRAMMEL MAKES IT A 1 RUN GAME
>>149670668not too late to delete this, paco
gura
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I want to hear what Roberts has to say about Yamamoto. Just an inexcusable start.
>>149670704Mariano, of course. Rod Carew is just remembered more fondly because our national baseball stadium is named after him. Cooch is also very famous.
>>149670670selfies go on >>>/soc/
cal
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>astros use up all their energy to sweep the doylers
Mariners confirmed winning the division
>Watching the miguels and the pacos fight each other
>>149670668jinxed it you fucking retard
low IQ
low impulse control
name a worse fanbase (you can't)
>>149670719>paco's internet is slowKEK
if the mets were able to take 2 out of 3 from the brewers, the world* champions* should be able to sweep right?
>>149670715>inexcusable doyerpedo thinks heโs owed an explanation kek
>doyers have been outscored 36-6 in the past 4 days
and how much is that costing you?
yawn
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oh boy heโs crashing out againโฆ
>>149670743nothing. we're still leading the division with a comfortable lead.
>>149670705HOLY SHIT LOOK O-ACK
Tiger
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>>149670732Mets were bragging about winning the season series against the Dodgers, then immediately lost 10 out of 12 games and lost their division lead. Seems like you should hold yourself to higher standards, like pic related.
>>149670663She was drunk before entering, beautiful tailgate weather today
>>149670756>half of the images are the fridgepretty sure she's a giants fan now
>>149670727I donโt really care what the doyers have to say, we are both good ballclubs with a winning culture. Just focused on the Guardos now.
>>149670751Based truth speaker
>>149670756What are you trying to prove?
Rockiesbros... it's 2007 all over again.
>sad dinger.jpg
This is the time to rally Doyers.
Time to have a mocktail and cocktail! Go Chadres!
>>149670751>>149670769holy cope, you had to reply to yourself
please just put a cock in my ass
>>149670776Rocktober is literally the only thing they have. They remember 2007 very fondly
>>149670765I prefer sitting in the baselines but good home run territory anon
>>149670751so true, so true
>>149670787you just showed how young you are. my daughter watched this show KEK
>>149670759>he's not part of the sunday call
>>149670765Steal a home run ball from a kid while you're at it.
matt holliday never touched the plate
>walks into the inning with a no-hitter
>gives up 4 runs to the bottom of the Astros lineup full of triple A players
kek injuns
>>149670797Not an argument
>>149670756Mexican women with blonde hair dye give me raging erections.
Kikuchi putting on a show
>>149670743About $14 million
>>149670807You have to be 18 to post here
>>149670765>my eyes hurt/10
>>149670558 (OP)>WE TIED THE GAME AGAINST A TEAM ON A 10 GAME LOSS STREAK HANG THE HECKIN BANNERcongrats asterickshitskins
wow it looks absolutely beautiful in san fransisco
>>149670822>>149670807enjoy your 3 day break
Glad to see Conforto waking up, dude has been solid these past two weeks
>>149670827did all the gays move out?
>>14967082217 year olds don't even know what that means
I can speak Latin too
>fuckium yourium motherium
>>149670831>I ate your cumgo braves!
>>149670756The Astros fan base is the only fan base that is completely White. No blacks. No latinos. No jews. And the team front office is just like that. All White. No blacks. No latinos. No jews.
>doyers are obsessed with the asstros now and have given the poodres a reprieve
>>149670836Not an argument
how many ballgames have you been to this year anons
>>149670841Dana Brown is the epitome of whiteness rivaled only by Yordan Alvarez
>>149670841holy cope lol lmao even
>>149670750can we get the whole copypasta?
>>149670841the absolute state of miglet liars lmao
>>149670782>time to have cock
Hopefully Piรฑa doesn't give up 5 runs this inning
>Literal who on the mound
He's gonna be in for the next 6 outs.
jintsbros kuip's sick so if there's a giants home run kruk will be the one calling it
I saw the Weinermobile on the I5 the other day on the way to your moms house
>>149670841>little migluetniggers living in their wolrd where they didn't lose in the wild card
>>149670826Mow my lawn Poodrepaco
>>149670854*yawns*
if you had even the tiniest inkling how ineffectual you actually are you wouldn't bother.
>>1496708413/10, at least you know how stupid your crowd is and took advantage of it
>>149670841Iโm a rags fan. I live in Texas and majority of Astro fans Iโve seen are Mexican and black. Probably Hoover gangbangers. Imagine actually believing this
>>149670841>saying this unironically when the king of jits reps you
>>149670878I asked a simple question, that was a rude reply
>>149670891t. black and mexican
>>149670893You are so out of your depth and element itโs actually kinda sad
>>149670891>Iโm a rags fanwhere the fuck have you been all season texas bro?
>>149670840I hate women so much
>>149670909it's a false flag, you should know, you made the post
>>149670558 (OP)I move to Detroit and they start winning left and right. Tigers, Lions, Wolverines... probably even some pro lacrosse team that plays at an elementary school. They all have become elevated since I moved here two years ago. Even the real estate market is going up.
You're welcome.
Why do the billion dollar deferral doos keep getting gaped?
Letโs just say, for the sake of argument of course, that a hippie death squad captured Juan Soto or Bruce Harper and held them for ransom. Letโs say that Manfred pays the ransom rather than send in an army of robot umps and Soto or Harper comes back Charlieโd up with a happy windmill.
Would Manfred allow Soto or Harper to continue playing with that mark on their face?
>>149670916They're having a world series hangover, please understando.
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team
>>149670863god that fucking "outrage" pissed me off so bad. you point a camera at me when i'm drunk at a ballgame i'm gonna make some god damn faces, fuck you
>>149670916Top of the order slumping hard
The middle of the lineup rocked by injury
Lack of starting pitching means the bullpen is taxed, so opponents run up the score on AA arms
>>149670840Fugly white skank.
Dodgers just need to recalibrate. They've played bad teams for like a month straight. White sox, rockies, nats, padres, etc.
>>149670898>>149670914Calm down. Why are you so obsessed with gatekeeping?
>>149670938add the giants and mets to that list
>>149670931She's hot though. Those ugly bitches should consider themselves lucky to be in her precense.
>>149670931Based as fuck.
>>149670938>they're bad because they have played bad teams
>>149670938>admission to being a schedule baby
>>149670948you might want to consider lasik (or suicide)
>>149670923Just wear a headband
>>149670932Butโฆ didnโt your all star ace start today?
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Thanks for nothing Piรฑa. Shoulda kept Turnbull around as the designated bullpen innings eater.
>>149670915>chicago cucked them by taking the bear mascot
Look guys even though itโs a travel day we NEED to keep it Mariners related please and thank you
>>149670958Kwab youโre retarded. Atleast you got everyone to fall for your bait
>>149670948>troonstropacoslmao
>>149670863why are astro fans shitting on each other?
>>14967086395% chance these bitches know each other and this was staged
>>149670961Kershaw did not start today.
>>149670931this is fair. if I'm being forced into your photos without permission, you can't control what I do.
>>149670969>why are [latina] women infighting?
LOT of game left for us to score double digits
>>149670963Detroit called them the tigers in 1895. They weren't called the Cubs until 1902
>>149670863I would suggest a threesome between myself, the mean bitch, and the chick in front to just settle everything down
>>149670989shouldn't the best team in baseball be listed?
>>149670979i got eviscerated on twitter about it back when i still had an account there. all i said was "maybe take your selfies on the concourse with the field in the background instead" and i got called everything from a faggot to a misogynist to a nazi
>>1496709893 of those teams are absolute dog shit
wtf I love offense now?
>>149670992the tigers are right there, retard.
Is kershit going to start tomorrow?
>>149670983the basketball team should of been named the Bears
>>149671002Ohtani, actually
>>149670932I don't think they scored 5 runs in the first on the relievers though.
>>149671002yes and glassnow starts wednesday
>>149670989Tigers taking up a whole AL spot just to lose in the WS. Move to the NLโฆNOW!
>>149671019damn, dodgers are getting swept again..
and the rockies lose again!
>>149670989>mariners havenโt even pitched well>still in the playoff picture Youโre all so fucked and donโt realize it yet
>>149671019Is glassbones going to start a full game or just a few innings?
>>149671016No, but they did on a Mookie error.
>>149671011at least the jerseys look great
>mest have their trannyfest and go into a losing streak
>doyers hold a holotranny event and go into a losing streak
God is real....
Having a losing team is comfy though. You can smoke in the stands, get good parking, never wait in line for a dog (or dawg for the downlow homosexuals). Itโs bliss but nooooo some of you queers peaked in middle school and need to live vicariously through millionaires playing a childโs game for a metal cup so here we are
>>149671056when's the parade kek
The dodgers dress like they woke up on the wrong side of the bed and put on Kansas Cityโs uniform
>>149671056Cram it, fundie!
>>149671054My Jays would have kept him healthy
>>149671011Looney tunes type shit
>>149671062in november after the Dodgers win the World Series.
>>149671055who was selected for the Anaels?
>>149671068Seth Harris get off /sp/. JigC shit was never funny.
>>149671073we're keeping him healthy right now and we'll all see him in the post season hopefully :)
>>149671054Why doesnโt he just throw two balls all the time and get the game over in half the time
>>149671054There's 11 mph of difference between those two pitches though.
>>149671062it was in november if you missed it tranny
Skens
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go Sneks
Umps are always racist against Yu darvish :/
>>1496710493 of the runs were earned though. One earned run looks like it would have done the trick tonight.
>>149671086>7 mph velo dropuhh yeah sure
Dodger fans know their 2020โs rings are fraudulent so they cling to Gibson like they arenโt a bunch of lolligagging ponces
>doyerpacos watching the Padres game now
kek
>>149670989>Non-contender>Comedy central>Comedy central non-contender>Comedy central non-contender>h4x0r$
>>149670989>Royals hit 4 HRs in all of June>hit 4 in first July home game tonightsave some for the rest of the month!
can a Doyerchad make a WebM of Ruiz' rbi plz? I'm organizing my folder for the regular season rn.
>>149671053Itโs comfy, but not terribly fun. You have no expectations but you constantly wish you had somebody to root for who isnโt going to get traded.
>t. Astros fan who experience the time period between trading Hunter Pence and 2015
Kikucki is the Japanese version of the famous ball player, Schlomo Lipetz
hope you sold the top of the dodgers. a wildcard berth is really their only hope at this point
>>149671102Who is Gibson?
>>149671054My Yankees would have run him into the ground.
>>149671055Springer deserved it more too
>>149671099not saying he's starting games, but you can't tell me every playoff team wouldn't try to figure out a use for him
>>149671104Stop saying that
gg giants. Went into this series and California trip expecting two wins total at best
Imagine naming the midpoint of the season after the second best Smashmouth song
>>149671108>Royals hit 4 HRs in all of Junewhat the fuck? that has to be a record
>>149671098It's my understanding that a "gaping" is 5 runs or more. So if Mookie makes the play, Yams avoids the 5 piece. Just relating it back to Serious Question's serious question.
>they played mamas and the papas' MONDAY MONDAY on dodger radio
>>149671056START THE FIRE WORKS
HANG THE BANNER
Sasaki will save this team
>>149671113>he is literally the memewe live in a simulation
Chinlet Green about to blow it.
>>149671126might as well be walking on the sun?
>>149671136There's only one kike I like seeing on the field
reee
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my jeetstreams are down
>>149671113>clasped hands>shit eating grin
2025
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GG White Sox, see ya tomorrow
>>149671122NGL Springer deserves it more than Adell. But still JRod did not deserve it at all.
>>149671141Same here itโs Heeb Jimenez
>>149671127could be, could be. were on track for lowest season runs in franchise history. won 1 home game in June lel
>also rans think they're flexing because I haven't been bothering to post the last few threads
>>149670841Houston is majority latino. Whites are only 14% of the Houston population.
Joc Pederson be like โOy vey my friend be a mensch and hand me that challa and the gefillity so I can make a terrible sandwhich. Where are my capers and cream cheese?โ
Just get 9 runs doyers. Simple as.
>>149671174Nah, more like moving out. White flight is real.
BIG TRAV HOMERUN
Gubie was just saying he's going to know what deGrom wants to throw lmao
>>149671169good post, might have a bagel for breakfast tomorrow
I bought Patrick Bateman business cards but nobody at work saw the movie. I shouldโve got the Paul Allenโs
Why donโt the pitchers just throw a monkey wrench in the other teams plans?
>>149671196i threw one to your mom last night
Victory bratwurst on your way out of AMFAM
gg Broors
see you tomorrow
just thow the pitch up in the air so it descends vertically through the strikezone
There arenโt any Ozzie pitchers because they can only throw a shrimp on the barbie also known as anonโs prom night
I HATE IN-GAME COMMERCIAL CUTAWAYS REEEEEEE
GGs brew crew,
cya tomorrow
>>149671196i dont want to be your monkey wrench
>anons out here saying gg to nobody in particular like they were involved in any single way
erry time
>>149671186normies don't care about 4chan memes over 20 years old
I don't want your (Photograph)
I don't need your (Photograph)
All I've got is a photograph
But it's not enough
>>149671217what about that homosexual sourfaced insufferable virtue signalling one that used to be on the white sox?
so , it happened again
>>149670879all the seethe
Aaron Judge tried to be a pitcher but he could only throw the book at someone
>>149671232fuck, kill, marry
>>149671232Itโs called sportsmanship chud
>>149671211>>149671214>>149671219>>149671226kek why yall acting like yall in the field and they can hear you in the dugout
Why is Darvish still on the mound? I thought is a bullpen game for the Chadres? Schildt needs to pull him out now.
>>149671232marry, fuck, kill
>>149671254kek yall need to go back to r/eddit summerfag
Better to be a Doyerpaco than a Doyerpedo methinks
>>149671252>sportsmanship>isnโt a sportsman
>>149671254kek why yall only sucking dicks in between innings
>>149671232fuck all, idk enough about them to be able to marry one of them. That's a big commitment. And i dont want to kill anyone
BOOM
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yall lowkey deadass cappin
>>149671232They fuck white men
>>149671273what about....a Doyerpadre?!?!
>>149671234itโs a shame too because theyโre very high quality. Hand pressed and everything, not some bullshit print job
>>149671263This is the way.
nah frfr yall be trippin talmbout some "ggs" like yall finna be in the dugout
>>149671258He rehabbed in El Paso and threw 4 innings there. He's going at least 5 if he can
>>1496712852hu, is that you?
>>149671232Fuck fuck fuck
Then marry one of them
Then kill the one you married
>>149671232>Doyers don't even say ggs anymore
>>149671232i change my answer
kill, fuck, marry
>you now remember Gabe Gross
my bad about the gg, i'll keep it to myself from now on...
post your yfw the doyers go b2b
>anons be like โweโre walking across the field shaking hands and saying gg like little leagueโ
lmao is coach buying you pizza after the game too?
>>149671310>killThat's my wife you're talking about bud
>>149671286still remember watching it when it came out at an old theater that showed all the art/indie films. I wanna go back :(
>>149671325well you better do your job as her husband and defend her faggot, because i aint fucking her
>>149671312I was sitting far from my monitor and this looked like
>you now remember Code Geass
>>149671320I trust there are funds allocated for pizza and even soda
I'm sorry for talking about the Dodgers. From now on, I'll only post about good teams like the Detroit Tigers.
>>149671320nope. doritos and squeezits. kid's moms take turns bringing snacks after the game.
When the team is inevitably renamed the Felipeโs, will they change the towns name to Felipedelphia?
why can't my angels just have a clean inning after taking the lead, jesus fuck
>>149671341tigers fans creep me out
is there insane wind in san fran right now? bad lighting?
what the FUCK are the phillies doing
>>149671320>anon didn't get invited to the pizza party
>>149671350New Doggies fan here
>>149671352a superstrain of windborne AIDS blew right thru the clubhouse
Next time I go to a game, Iโm going to print out one of these threads and leave copies in the seats so you faggots learn to post better.
>>149671352>>149671355kruk & kuip saying the ball was knuckling
San Francisco
New Orleans
New York
>>149671371Kruk mentality is degrading after years of being the sirens play thing finally taking toll.
>>149671367It came from the south thoughever
There should be a rule that if a beach ball makes it on the field then which ever team can grab it and touch all four bases with it gets 10 runs
>>149671384ive got a league for you
>>149671380mike krukow for the giants, been called kruk forever
Why not put a baseball sized hole in the outfield wall and if a ball makes it through the hole then it goes down a hole and gives every fan $100.
I'm going to need Trout to go yard right here
>>149671398I thought he was ded?
Okay hear me out this one is good if a ball is popped up into foul territory but lands in the on deck circle, itโs a fair ball. If the on deck batter can hit it before a fielder can get to it, itโs a fair ball no matter where itโs hit
>>149671401He's fine, just a permanent DH now
welp lads the shots of the popcorn got me, making popcorn now
Mike Trout is just scuffed Tim Salmon
>>149671397Glory hole straight to the BVLL pen?
>>149671414Yep. Was gonna say that.
>>149671409maybe he'll move to 1st like Harper
>>149671412Unbuttered and unsalted popcorn is like the healthiest snack you could eat
More like Michael Can of Tuna fuckin overrated HACK
>>149671423We already have a 1st baseman, and we like him. But maybe when Schanuel has to sit idk. It's already been kinda soft confirmed he's not playing the field again this season
>>149671425I prefer peeled carrots and raw tomatoes for the healthy snack option
>>149671425for me itโs salted ice cubes
>trashcans cheated by their cheap seats
KWAB
>>149671425good point about unseasoned and unbuttered corn, since I also have leftover uncooked corn on the cob from july 4 still in the husks. 4 minutes in the microwave will get them perfect. you have changed my snack sir.
>>149671435I just don't like carrots no matter how many different ways i've tried them or how many times ive tried to force myself to like them.
for me itโs authentic New York egg creme pizza pie
>>149671446you evah been down to pucettis? Real Brooklyn slop marron
>>149671445you gotta cut em diagonally, blanch em, then sautee em in meat fat
>>149671446Your post: delete it. Also those are peeps.
>>149671445I get it they don't taste like anything. Sometimes I boil them on chicken broth and they're yummier
>>149671435>>149671445celery is supposedly natures viagra and it's cheap
โYou gotta pretend theyโre your uncleโ he says
>Soler with bases loaded
Literally a free out, i would rather have anyone else up right here.
>soler powered offense
>every day is an eclipse
end of days
>>149671469Celery is good as fuck, i could eat it raw.
>>149671477same but it's also great to dip into sauces or putting some pb or cream cheese on also
>>149671477I'm in this camp, celery clears carrots easy
i don't wanna lose a series to the god damn marlins
Most based pie incoming and all other โopinionsโ are disregarded
Bunny
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Carrots mog celery wtf are we even talking about right now
>>149671477Just like ur mum likes everything raw lel
Damn, Soler actually didn't have a bad AB. I mean nothing came of it, but it's better than the bullshit he's been doing recently.
>>149671469>t. big celery lobbyist and celery price speculator
>losing to a slumping injuns team after sweeping the doyers in LA
that's baseball for ya
Put some celery in your tuna salad and step that shit up to based town
>>149671490not a fact, faggot
ggs Guardos
Well the boys put up a fight at least. We had hope there for a bit but the bullpen shit the bed. See yal tmrw
>not a single dads fan ITT to celebrate 2k hits for Machado
lmfao what is going on in san fran?
Stinky flyovers be like
>is this an egg cream
>>149670613>>149670841>>149670907>>149670971>>149671527>7-5troonmiguel what happened I thought we were the best team of all time after this weekend?
>>149671487if it happens just say they're sneaky good
>>149671529poodrepacos literally only care about dodger baseball
>>149671538They already won the World Series
>>149671533Shits so weird
When is the last time the Doyerpacos won a game?
>>149671510mandatory addition imo
Tough break for the Padres there
>>149671557when is the last time the troons made won a division series game?
>Phillies can only score on errors
I want them to win without the help from the other team ffs
Ayy hermanos I just learned today that the doyers used to play in brooklyn! Fun fact. I also cannot name one doyer player from before 2013
>>149671573>made won dodgers casuals are so embarrassing tbqh just obsessed with everyone who beats them
>>149671578cool but what does this have to do with the stros getting gaped in the cool autumn of '24?
>>149671574>AI Overview>Instead of focusing on having "1000 ways to kill a cockroach," it's more productive and safer to focus on effective and responsible methods for cockroach control and elimination. thanks gemini
>the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers
>>149671590I wanna blow my brains out every time I see "AI Overview"
>>149671589Machado is based HOF for sure
>>149671584Couldn't the asstromiguels focus on advancing from the wild card instead of throwing parades for a july series?
Think I might be getting DFAed from my job tn brosโฆ
>>149671590I see a roach around here about once a month, so I just leave them alone. they die in a day or two on their own anyway.
>>149671613RIP good luck on the hunt
Always be professional to your employer though
>>149671623Good strike three, go play in triple a if you want "better umping" Bryce!
>>149671610>>149671633Cuzzi is trying too hard to be the next Angel that it feels soulless.
>get off the mound and suck my dick
kek did anyone else hear that on the jints stream?