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>>149667086
jana and her less popular sister on court 9
starts soon. vendula and kris shortly after
Can sinner even be called a wimbledon champion if he wins this year?
>>149674276No. They should give Dimitrov a few days to see if he can finish the match.
>>149674276He didn't look so hot yesterday. Djokovic and Grug will eat him alive
>>149674259Ready for some dubs action
>>149674276the same way kyrgios calls himself a wimbledon finalist
>>149674309of course it's a single camera court :/
>>149674223 (OP)Smirking evil fuck.
>>149674360More monster than man, really.
QFs shouldn't be played at the same time tbqh
Why was Sinner so bad yesterday? Even when Dimitrov got tight serving out the 2nd set, Sinner donated a break the very next game.
efremova / jonesy / ilinca court is also a single camera one
my day is slightly ruined
>Emma Navarro is the daughter of billionaires
>Jessica Pegula is the daughter of billionaires
Fake sport
Also Dimitrov was serving like Federer somehow. Lot of aces and hitting corners left and right.
>>149674398All of the Invitation doubles got the good courts today, pretty frustrating
>>149674408Pegula's dad owns Sabers and Bills right?
Awesome.
peghouloid doesn't have the attention span to watch a gripping 5 hour 5 set match
hearing commentators say Alcarath is like hearing people use they them pronouns
>>149674408You've still got to put the work in and beat players to get anywhere. Though this is women's tennis so it's not exactly strong, and it's not like both of these players are hoovering up all the Slams.
Pavs so fat and disgusting
Sabs so fat and disgusting and horrible botox
Amanderz so fat and disgusting (pig nose) but huge floppy tits
Mirra ugly fas face
Bencic busted up whore balkanigger
Samsonova jewish probably, aids-like
Iga ugly troon with disgusting nose and horrible face but at least nice thicc ass
Siegemund granny tier,trannysocks
Holy shit mckys - WTA? more like WTF are these trannies doing in a woman tournament
>>149674448No one would have that kind of attention span if it was the women playing 5+ hours.
What Grand Slam champion has the most asterisk Slams?
What Grand Slam champion has nearly zero asterisk Slams?
>>149674473It's fucking unbearable, especially that Scottish commentator. Just say ALCARAZ and let the Spainish call him Alcarath. English speakers just sound pretentious and/or gay.
>>149674473at least he's cool enough not to care to correct the american way of saying it
>>149674473>>149674513The letter Z at the end of a word has one and only sound according to Latin phonetics. It is not debatable.
>>149674473>>149674513>>149674523>>149674526It is even worse in cycling, where you have dozens of riders from all over the world.
>>149674504not sure the average women's match would even make it to 5 if they played 5. they'd probably just end in 3 per usual or the occasional 4
A reminder, if Alcaraz wins Wimbledon then Emma is part of that win and is again another GS winner by default. Deal with it chuds.
>>149674536You're an honorary feminist, Bazza.
Congrats.
>>149674526they shouldn't have said nothing for 5 years, letting us all get used to AlcaraZZZZZ and then ask us to change
imagine ronaldo now saying btw it's pronounced roonulday. people would say fuck off
>>149674526Words get anglicised. No one says Paree instead of Paris.
Do you think Emma masturbates thinking of Carlos? It's very possible.
>>149674536probably ai slop
>>149674550Then there is nothing to debate as well. Faggot#1 will say Alcaraz(EN), faggot#2 will say Alcarath. No need to politicize this stuff unless your brain was replaced with cow shit.
Is Karen going to retire in set 3 too?
>>149674555I think the handle of the bag clipping through her arm MAY give it away
>>149674398iplayer doesn't even have them - they're showing Allegra's match (like I give a fuck lol) and I'm hoping they will have Hannah/Mika, but the 'ovas match isn't on :(
Plenty of wheelchairs and invitational dubs though
if wimbledon is so obsessed with white why dno't they paint the grass white too
>>149674566>she's that ugly even in ai videos
kachanov is liam hemsworths twin (liam is the evil one)
>>149674561Who's politicising? Just think English speakers should anglicise like they usually do instead of nitpicking random names/words like pretentious dweebs.
We MUST pronounce Carloth Alcarazโs name according to the pronunciation patterns of certain areas of Spain. What, spell three time grand slam winner Iga ลwiฤ
tekโs name correctly?? No way bro thatโd be so much work.
>>149674598>Who's politicising?>>149674473This is brainworms.
>>149674588the balls used to be white
Karen after reaching a quarter final: aight peace imma dip
>>149674473It irks me too desu
It's like hearing a spaniard say london instead of londres
>>149674610Where does the correct accent fall? Is it ร lcaraz or alcarร z?
If Grigor played out of his skin (and muscles) just to take two sets from Jannik and not finish the job due to pec implosion, he was not the superior athlete.
It is better to take care of your body and die honourably than go out with a bang and inflict maximum damage on your future
*proceeds to meditate goatly*
rybakina won wimbledon when they were pronouncing her name wrong. then, they changed it. now she sucks
>>149674623Djokovic is so pathetic, jesus christ.
>>149674610Golf commentators have been doing the Spanish pronunciations of Ballasteros, Olazabal and Jimenez for decades and nobody ever mentions it.
Kinda funny seeing all the freaking out in the tennis world.
>>149674623I kneel, Djokogoat...
>>149674605Based David Attenborough inventing the yellow tennis ball.
>>149674623>trying to remember where he left his car keys>social media followers think he's Buddha
>>149674642His name was Stabilo Boss.
>>149674637>Jimenezto be fair everyone would say himinez and not jimmynez, but olathabell and balothstroff was going too far and got very boring. Football commentators and pundits do it all the time ass well for players - but of course these boring cunts have the same script in front of them as well just like most sport commentators do.
>>149674649Thanks. Here we find it more natural to say ร lcaraz.
>>149674662Maybe if he hadn't played for 3 weeks straight
>>149674662movement is too shit
>>149674663Hard to say since he didn't play a real player yet
>>149674656alcarรกz btw, spanish doesn't have the ` accent, only ยด :)
>>149674671He's elite though.
>>149674637It's probably because Alcarath just sounds dumb in English. It's sounds like someone is speaking with a lisp, which is literally a speech impairment. Himenez or whatever isn't abrasive to hear from an English speaker.
something very annoying about iga swiatek
>>149674678Ah, interesting! But that has more to do with our keyboards, lol. We mostly use `
>>149674685Her faked autism, yes.
/our dyke/ Jodie Foster is there. Loved her in Contact
>>149674662He is top4 on grass
Invitational doubles - Hingis and Brooke Black's auntie v Radwanska & Rybakirova
>>149674693I think maybe catalan is more similar to italian in that regard, spanish only has a e i o u but catalan has ร รก รจ รฉ i รฒ รณ u
Has Grigor taken the vaxx? Seems like he refused to take it like Novak.
>>149674702Billy Jean King frothing at the gash at the prospect of sitting next to her
>>149674710He can only lose to other elite players such as Musetti, Sinner and Djokovic.
>siegemund is 37
Shiiiieeet.
>>149674719read the tweet
>>149674725What does he even do well? Good serve maybe
>>149674717A post like that sounds like mere propaganda, so he most probably took it.
>>149674715actually I'm a retard, catalan does not have รก
but anyway, tennis
>>149674717>Has Grigor taken the vaxx?He played tournaments where it was a requirement, so obviously yes.
>>149674734Mind games. His gaze is like a fourth stroke.
>>149674702For me, it's Bugsy Malone and The Accused.
novak would be at 25 if australia didn't deport him
>>149674654>>149674682Everyone says Bah-yah-steros, He-men-eth, and Ola-tha-bal.
Just saying, been hearing it forever and it never really bugged me the way people here seem to be annoyed by Alcarath.
>>149674751If if if does (not) exist
How do you handle working with retards on your team?
>>149674751Novak is the luckiest player alive
>>149674751Who cares? He already has the record.
>>149674715>>149674739Yeah Catalan is more similar. We use ` as the basic accent (for vowels at the end of words), but we distinguish between รจ & รฉ
this must be the year sabs makes a wimby final
Fed would have 30 if he changed his 90s tier racquet earlier. 35 if he wasn't a choker.
>>149674760Don't.
Literally can't think of anything worse than workplace interactions.
Chatting with you all he is the closest I come to having coworkers.
>>149674757Golf attracts chill boomerpilled guys, tennis (/djokovic) attracts a lot of seething chuds.
>>149674751Yeah but then again I remember he won an AO by beating fucking Tommy Paul and Tsitsipas, so they basically gave him one for free
>>149674729Is that supposed to be old?
>>149674774Or if he did literally any strength & conditioning work besides playing tennis.
>>149674751Kyrgios would be at 30 if he tried
>>149674777Based, these faggots wanna go for a breakfast. Like I want to be in their presence longer than my contract states
>>149674702Always respected Jodie Foster for standing by Mel Gibson.
>>14967477440 if not for nadal. all in all we're looking at 50 if he wasn't so unlucky, perhaps even 60
Medvedev would have 10 if he didn't return the ball from the stands.
No one should have more than 20 slams it's indecorous.
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Moorgs :)
>>149674760I work remotely so my only interaction with coworkers is through google chat, easier to ignore the retards there
I've only met one of my coworkers IRL so far and he was cool, he let me smoke some of his weed
So it just takes another tranny to beat the tranny
>>149674787If you're not trying to get a female co-worker in bed then there's no point going to them.
>>149674794Probably would've got bored after 50.
>>149674796Tennis tournament encourage dominance.
You all seem knowledgeable, how often do Alcarath and Skinner face each other in the first round of a tourney?
>>149674797Do you think women would prefer to be a tennis girlfriend or an F1 girlfriend?
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Jana (and her sister) :)
vendy / kris soon
>>149674815Well I work in an all male team so there's no reason to more than coworkers desu
>>149674702Emma will show up with a red dress to support her man from spain.
>>149674823f1 is currently trendier and would lead to more social media interactions so prob that
Is breaking once and then only trying during service games equivalent to parking the bus?
nadal shouldnt be counted as one of the all time greats when almost all of his success was on one surface
king of clay sure, best player ever? fuck no
>>149674823tennis gf i think, way more attention and camera time
>>149674802American male tennis is so back.
>>149674823tennis for gf
F1 for wife
>>149674848The sudden image of Sabalenka is making me think Gandalf is having flashbacks of fighting orcs.
>>149674848the frame of Sabalenka makes it look like he's having some sort of Vietnam flashback remembering her
>>149674848What kind of Epstein island illuminati messaging is he flaunting with that tie?
>>149674836No, breaking more than once is just showing off. Very disrespectful.
>>149674848one of the ballboys is in imminent danger
>>149674823gf, probably tennis
wife, probably f1, since you'll be in the will, so if he hits the wall at 200 mph there's a chance you'll be set for life
>>149674794thx for the chuckle. havent laughed in awhile.
>>149674848>sabalenka outta nowhere
ngl, I would enjoy a Shelton-Shitz final
Sabalenka a one trick pony.
6th for Iga soon
>double broken by grandma
hard court babby
It's strange seeing so many African tennis fans. Are there even tennis courts in Africa? They can't even maintain wells gifted by satanic e-celebs.
>>149674760work with another team
>>149674899>celebrating this earlykek, she still wins in 2
>>149674917Does the bitch think she needs to touch the roof with the ball before hitting?
i support israel and ukraine
>>149674933You are the 51st state of the United Jewish States, so it's your duty
>>149674917Siegemund is such a badass surname. Honestly if my girlfriend had a cool Germanic name I would take her surname over mine.
>>149674942you'd look like a bit of a LARPer though when you go from smithy to sounding like you came out of the schutzstaffel
He has those Alcaraz genes doesn't he?
>>149674942Apparently it means 'protection through victory'
>see upset brewing
>turn it on
>favourite suddenly dominates
Many such cases.
>>149674942Dated a girl with the last name 'champion' and had the same internal debate
>Khachanov choking
He leads the head to head 2-0 though... How could this happen bros...
>>149674942>>149675008You can just change your name without girlifying your whole existence.
>>149675004literally me wtf
>>149674991He does look like a Hemsworth brother.
Siegemund's timewasting and 'frozen junkie' serve is actually a workable tactic against Kwabalenka because she's already seething on every serve point she faces just five games in and given how weakminded she is, it won't help her game.
None of this changes the fact that Siegemund is a massive cunt though.
SHITZ IS WINNING WIMBLEDONG
>>149675041Siegemund vs Weakmund
Siegemund masterclass
Sabalenka disasterclass
Fritz will crush Alcaraz and lay an egg for novax
>>149675074watch out shakespeare
>>149675077Noleg can't beat Sinner. The call will be made, just like it was for Grigor
>>149675091Blame the French.
>>149675091Cause love means nothing,
never marry a tennis player, because love means nothing to them
>>149675120(unironically true)
>>149675123what a retarded fucking language
>>149675108This is grass. Sinner is shit.
>>149675134He's also injured now. Even if he doesn't drop out of the QF after his scan today he'll still get wobbled by Shelton tomorrow
>>149675130To me it sounds better than yours. Not as good as Italian though.
Laura is a career journeywoman
>>149675150it might sound nice
doesn't make its phonology any less fucking stupid
>Sabalenka choking
And not on my dick
I wann the Iga - Siegemund Final with an Iga loss, Peak WTA.
>>149675147And Carlos has fucked his arm. Djokovic/Fritz final will be a good return.
Fritzsisters what's happening
>>149675211:(
I thought they would dominate
What's a good place for tennis analytics?
Now that's the Shitz we all know and hate
>>149675182>le calculateurIt's not just a phonology problem unfortunately
>>149675231What floor are we on and are there paper bags available
>>149675231No I'm afraid she'd kill me and make it look like an accident
>>149675210>Djokovic/Fritz final will be a good returnYou can't be serious. That's a terrible outcome.
Sabs should read Lauras book desu
Why do so many lesbians like tennis?
what is the strategy behind giving karen the bagel here?
The fuck is Fritz doing, just having a breather?
>>149675220from what i've seen so far, vendy - teri had much more chemistry (and, surprisingly, annika - kris too)
but let's wait, it's far from over
>>149675248A boring straight sets win for novax yes but a money maker
>>149675231Would a thousand times prefer to fuck Laura.
>>149675249Should have used a grass court, would have made the book look more classy.
Business idea: breaking your opponent to love is worth 2 games.
LET'S GO KAREN
PUT THIS MAN TO BED
>>149675231I think she'd be the one fugging me.
the german's service routine is unbelievably slow
>>149675305She's had so many time violations in her storied career and she argues every last one of them
At 37, she would be the oldest female slam winner
Reminder Fritz calls his girlfriend "partner" so you know he's a cuck
Remember that time Shitz lost to a clearly injured Nadal at Wimbledong and he withdrew in the next round? Good times
>>149675326Mirra is winning this one
>>149675331Is that not normal? In NZ, if you've been with someone for a while, 'partner' is more often used. Girlfriend/boyfriend sounds less serious.
>we thought most of the problems with Fritz were mental
lol true
Gawd DAamnnn Siegemund is a hot milf
>>149675252It's therapeutic. They can batter a tennis ball instead of their girlfriends.
>>149675349it used to be the word gays would use but it's starting to seep into heteros
>>149675351not at all
better than sabalenka though by a mile
bagel
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>>149675211..nvm, they woke up
Sabalenka forgot to take her steroids
>>149675320I love Sabs just giving the occasional wry smile when we all know she's fighting the urge to run straight through the net and beat her to death lol
>>149675366Would plap Sabalenka roughly and thoroughly with lots of kisses
Would pump and dump Siegmund
>>149675364Idk, it's been used here a while. To me gf/bf is more like the dating phase. Partner feels more fitting if you've been together several years.
I bet Siegemund is into Nazi roleplay
>>149675381bahahah and now not so much
>>149675231yes with billy joel background music
shits was the only hope for a non-alcaraz slam...this russian fuck ruining it
>>149675396I think we're up to the capture of berlin stage.
>>149675392Maybe so but the whole point of partner was to be ambiguous as to whether it's referring to a man or woman.
>>149675419I'd rather have Carlos win than Fritz, genuinely and unironically and completely seriously
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i can see her nipple
Alcaraz playing a tired Khachanov in a Slam semi-final...
Alcaraz keeps getting rigged draws ever since Djokovic exposed him in Australia
does sabalekna still scream in russian or does she now do it in english?
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Only in women's tennis do you see the No. 1 struggling against a rank 107, 37 year old. Crazy to think men and women get paid the exact same in this tournament yet women play a lot less and are way more inconsistent because of their lack of work ethic and discipline.
all the slams should have a unique dress code desu
>French
maid outfit
>Aussie
beach wear
>US
cheerleader
>>149675427I think it probably has been used more by straight couples as marriage has become less common, people waiting longer.
>>149675452But women as just as good as men if not better you sexist chud!
i want to see sabalenka smash her racket
>>149675458>UkSchool uniform
>>149675458>>US>cheerleader>not McDonald uniform
>>149675430no shits is gonna lose to sinner or djokovic in the final
>>149675452That also happens in men's tennis, you retard.
>>149675486Would be pretty hot desu
>>149675452Agree this really does show that women's sport really isn't at any level to really be near mens sport. That is not to say on it's own it does not have merit, but to treat it as something comparable, that should have equal prize money and given equal billing as the mens is a complete joke. A lot of the women tennis players are not even fit and ironically the ones who are not don't seem to be of much of a disadvantage. The results are too erratic to show that the skill level is there
If Siegemund beats the tranny build her a statue at Wimbledon and her hometown
It's going to be another another Carlos Vs Novak finale and Novak will inevitably choke again
>>149675524aren't you only allowed to build holocaust museums now
>>149675534This is literally the shittiest possible outcome. Even a Shelton-Snorrie final would be better.
>>149675500Not with any regularity. That's just Rafa on grass.
>>149675452Alcaraz barely beat 138 ranked 38yo Fognini, so not sure your comparison is apt
>>149675524well they "build" statues of fat black women in NY so it would be fitting that another worthless statue could be built. WTA is embarrassing
how pretty would sabalenka have been if she hadnt undergone the east germany style masculinizing doping treatment during puberty?
>>149675534Novakโs beating Norrie mate
>>149675440Unlike Djokovic who had to face titans like Tommy Paul or Norrie or tired Musetti in slam semi finals in recent years
>>149675537looks a bit like the star from the Aliens films
>>149675452Also that they bleed once a month. That must get in the way a bit
>>149675336That was the same wimbledong where kyrgios completely raped tsitsipas mentally and emotionally right
>>149675537good-quality sex
>>149675537>Blonde hair blue eyed bunnyMade for my BBC
Sabalenka needs to realise screaming like a retard isn't going to win her points
>>149675557Carlos will slaughter the traitor fraud in straight sets.
>>149675570https://youtube.com/shorts/_CjYHz4OyCQ?si=r4EPwnNrPzfPcRUM
Not sure I'm comfortable with Haren Hachanov being a Wimbledon semifinalist
Cam Norrie was almost killed by future scholars, engineers and doctors so give him a break
>>149675608Heh. Well meme'd.
>>149675625I think you'll find he was culturally enriched by a vibrant community
will england's brave cameron norrie get btfo?
>>149675625I'd like to move to Kiwiland too.
>>149675631well my joke was going to be - "oh Ripley (Sigourney) or the Alien"? :)
>>149675608Been waiting to use that?
>>149675651heh, I knew you really meant Sigourney.
>>149675600It was such kino
Shame nick couldn't go all the way and win the final, he'll never get thaqt chance again even if he does come back
>>149675655Feel like Carlos the type of guy to go to a mirror and say: "I'd fuck me"
>>149675649look all I know if he loses he will be the disgusting South African New Zealand Scot (not really because I want Alcaraz to win anyway).
Workshopping a new post:
Gaylor Gritz
Speaking of Jodie Foster, anybody else think Silence of the Lambs is overrated?
>>149675690Somewhat. It's still very good.
>>149675678I would too no homo
>>149675690is it that rated? it's a good flick.
>>149675690no a lot of people out there are midwits
>>149675690movie's as good as people give it credit, one of all time greatest thrillers but Anthony Hopkins in it is absolutely overrated
Jodie and Ted Lavine carry it but he somehow gets all the credit
I still stand by my theory that Fritz looks like a hapa or something
Siegemund's age is finally catching up to her
>>149675696GET HIM OFF HER! kiwi saffa paedo
>>149675690Well it has the meme bits to it, there was another movie based on the book before it that is supposed to be better, been a long time since I watched SOTL and can't remember if I watched that other movie. A 14 year old Foster was also in Taxi Driver - she played prostitute
>>149675718>Anthony HopkinsThat's Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Dream of being in a crowd and making eye contact with a player flapping their arms asking for applause and just staring dead eyed back at them
>>149675738Based tomboy enjoyer
>>149675500that match was hilarious
>y-you're s-supposed to stand at the b-baseline and l-let me w-win!
>>149675738She looks very comfortable.
To the tune of poker face: T-t-t-taylor fritz t-t-taylor fritz
>>149675711Swept the main categories at the Oscars. Only 3 films have done it.
I just put my entire live savings on fritz at 86% chance why the fuck is this not over?
>>149675738>had her before she hit the wallBased
>>149675779don't worry your $1 is pretty safe, Fritz has got this
>>149675686Shaveyour Pits
shelton will get payback against chokeabitch in the semis then alcaraz gets an easy victory
>>149675789>implying Carlos beats Khachanov in the semis
>>149675690the cum-throwing scene near the beginning ruins it
i can't watch it with anyone without cringing the fuck out
>>149675774well oscars are weird and not really a barometer of "what people think about a movie" particularly when said movie is 30 years old. no one's out here calling SotL (thats what the pros call it) the best movie of all time or anything, so I guess it overperformed back then. But the competition looks pretty shit.
>>149675738>Hey Isabella, I'm bit of an explorer myself
>>149675789djoko will hang up the shelphone once again
Basically Silence of the Lambs vultured awards in a weak era, much like certain Serbian tennis players
>2017: First Major win
anyway reading Fritzipedia and his entry kinda implies he won a slam in 2017
Is this a good tie-break?
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is fritz basically a servebot
>>149675838What's her endgame?
Whew
Now im betting everything on sablenka
>>149675842His coach is Paul Anacone, what do you think
Khach rules everything around me get the money
is what id post if he hadn't just lost
Moorgs is so inauthentic, you know she would dump Fritz instantly if he was dropping out R1 to R3 in these slams
>it actually lasted less than Sab-Laura
>>149675849Evil bitch but nice tits
>>149675842He's got higher rally tolerance and backhands than normal serve bots, so it's hard to put him in the Perricard box.
>>149675838She's ugly and she looks like she needs to open the calculator app in her iphone to do 7x12
>>149674223 (OP)>If we keep calling WImbledon the "holy Grail of Tennis", "the most prestigious Tennis tournament", etc. then surely it will come trueWtf is wrong with bongs? Does France need a King who will send his son to go watch the finals to make Roland Garros competetive or what?
Sabalenka sounds like a cornered mountain lion. And I couldn't be any more fucking erect.
Sabalenka bros... Not like this... Not like this!
>>149675838Reminds me of this
>>149675871she looks so so dumb.
>also I wish women would stop wearing ugly sunglasses on purpose. Its a cringe trend
>broken to love in the deciding set
>against a woman pushing 40 who before this year had only won TWO matches at wimbly
kwabalenka
that was nice how she didn't let that bounce
>>149675849Is it wrong to be attracted to such an evil bitch?
>>149675878fucking kek
but that sounds like incredible sexual confusion
>>149675888She's ugly as fuck and the fact that she looks dumb as hell too is part of her ugliness.
>>149675871Eyebrows looking good.
>>149675893Called a 'drive volley'. Federer was fucking excellent at these
>37yo Siegemund is better than 23yo Emma
Becker was right when he said the English would kill to have our football or tennis players
Norrie will win in straight sets.
>>149675690it's a 7/10 movie, crazy that it won oscars
i liked Manhunter better
>>149675849why are people saying this magnificent body is evil
>>149675779How much was that?
>>149675920Borrie will put Grug to sleep
>I wish women would stop wearing ugly sunglasses on purpose. Its a cringe trend
agreed, and only the most authentic should be wearing them
Has Siegemund had a time violation yet? Every single serve this game has gone past the shot clock timer
>time violation
Finally, bitch was taking the piss
Saba is too strongmind to lose
>>149675888sunglasses in general are cringe
>>149675935shut up you dumb faggot
>grunts aggressively
>ball lands well within the T field with a high arche
kek ?
bitch takes years to serve
>>149675849That is peak breeding stock desu
Starmer is a kike and tranny lover, they will boo Siegemund, our Nazi bitch at the Wimbledon final, but let the bongs seethe, it will be glorious
>>149675875In order of prestige the slams go Wimby, USO, French, Australia. Always been this way
Don't hurt the precious net!
Its hot when sabs gets mad
>>149675433This guy fucks
Sabalenka playing doubles today.
>>149675972She is getting in Arynaโs head
I wonder how much Sabalenka got to take the fall here.
>>149675894Itโs wild that they had a milktruck like that but chose children
>siegemund v pavlyuchenkova slam semi-final, 2025
I switched over from men's tennis and I already want to turn it off because they are so bad
Women are so bad at tennis bruh
>>149675935she worship the canaanite god of child sacrifice, the religon of the elites, of the people pushing for the end fo civilization and world domination
>>149676021Yeah but I like looking at women more than men
>>149676018Based, let the old MILFS teach those young uggos how to stroke a racquet
Tennis grunting always sounds so lame and stupid but sabalenka's sounds especially fake and overacted
she kept looking at the camera
>>149675963I looked her up and now I understand
Can't wait for Laura and Carlos Wimbledon banquet photos
How are these women so fucking BAD
>>149676076>Just resting my eyes
>>149675991>the slams go Wimby, USO, French, Australia.no i dont think so
>>149676032Then watching porn or some softcore TV show would be the better choice wouldn't it? I don't understand why people follow these fridged manfaces for their looks
>>149676050crescendos like a porn actress
can these girls get on with it, i'm here for monkeyman
>>149676069She is fifteen years his senior... would be awkward if they danced together with such an age gap.
>>149676021i did when Sabalenka wiffed an easy passing shot one meter outside the line and fell on her knees talking to herself like she was possessed.
>>149676076British female 6th seed and literally no one gave a solitary shit.
>>149676105If Carlos isn't milfpilled he may as well be gay
>>149676102> i'm here for monkeymanShelton plays tomorrow
I fear Sabs might kill again if she loses
where are my norrie bros?
>>149676118She was an Aussie who changed citizenship so it was hard to care.
siegemund looks like she doesnt shave her asshole but pussy is always on point
>>149676151Norrie is technically South African not UK
>>149676076I swear that the other guys look sleepy too see the left guys eyes slowly close but heโs young so he can wake himself up, top guy is squinting and right guy staring into space โฆ
How is Sabalenka this bad
>>149676127theres no way these two havent fucked
>>149676191she very often is
>>149676191Tits are too big
>>149676191She's on her period
>>149676191World no.1 btw
Wow Saba seriously gonna lose to this German granny?
Yeah Iโm thinking Fritz is in the nu-big three
Ok if Sabs canโt win from this serve might go in for like $5000 lol
Jesus Christ. Someone get them contact lenses
You have to thank r emmz for tiring her out, btw
>>149676191She's playing against a doubles champion. The skillset is keep the ball away from the big hitter.
Sabalenka is lacking the finesse to put this type of opponent away.
monthly meltdown from Sabs
SiegeCHADS sleeping good tonight
imagine sabs in a tight soviet police suit demanding you reject your democratic principles.
Can these choking whores hurry the fuck up? I wanna watch Emma in the stands.
>>149676245dunno how these womemes talk amongst each other to agree to make these videos
Laura vs Mirra would be an age gap of more than 19 years, which would be the largest in the open era
Does Sabalenka have the best pair of tits on the tour?
>>149676271usually how i watch me lesbian pornos too
I don't think I will buy her book, lmao
>>149676269I've given up trying to understand women's motivations. Just see them are robots following their programming
>>149676245 A rectangle and a curve.
Kind of funny how grass is such a forgotten surface these days that any ATP or WTA player older than 30 is suddenly hot shit at Wimbledon
>>149676286they're the biggest but they don't look all that interesting on her frame
Sabalenka is the fakest women's multi slam champion
How much did sabalenka bet against herself
>>149676301Zoomers don't understand what a slice is now. Real shame
>this literal shitshow is considered professional tennis
Sabalenka is going to smash her racket somewhere this game I'm sure of ti
If she asks me if I need a ride, I'm getting in
>Marรญa
>Siegemund
Why are these old Krauts able to give the tour such a tough time on grass?
What is this shit? Are these supposed to be slices?
Sabalenka is going to be thrown in the gulag when she comes back home
This is good shit. Only if Siegemund wins though.
>>149676290for me it's mother daughter exchange club
>>149676333I told you. 10/10 sex with her
>>149676313Anisimovas are much bigger and thats just players still alive in the tourney
I hate women but love the way they are shaped
jesus can this bogged banshee stop the squealing
I'll never forgive Saba if she loses to 100+ rank Siege.
>OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
>ball dies before reaching the net
>>149676357Anisimova is crazy on that body
>>149676375Perfect feet. Such a pity theyโre dirty.
>>149676366Women are sex shaped but not friends shaped.
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md5: 363da0bfc24af42f83911c0c5213360a
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can they hurry up i wanna see carlos, gayly
Notice the moment tennis tournaments take drug testing seriously binner and Slopalenka and both struggle
>>149676333she looks so north german its painful.
Disgusting creatures really.
>>149676431Sabs has a habit of struggling for 2 games then winning for 3.
>1 ace in 3 hours
fucking hell
Absolute terrorist tennis going on here
Imagine having to watch 2 more sets of this
That kind of screaming should be banned. It's excessive and obviously a big part of it is trying to unsettle the opponent.
Anisimova probably beats her next round. That one anon's prediction looking good desu
absolutrly FUCKING mindboggling how many times siegmund had opportunity to win diss match if she just HOLD YOUR FUCKING SERVE
HOW DO THESE WOMEN SHITTERS UNABLE TO JUST
HOLD
YOUR FUCKING SERVE
HOBNLING AROUND LIKE A DISABLED CUNT SERVING AT 20 MILES.AN HOUR YOU FUCKING CUMT
AND NOWYOUVE LOST
WELL DONE LAURA
CLAP CLAP CLAP
FUCK OFF
GONE GOTTIM
GONE
CUNT
>>149676446True. Should be a noise violation in place.
>>149676427I wonder if after steroids I can get her if I work in AutoCAD but in a poorer country
>Wins a game without fuck ups
Can't believe I ducked out of Sabs match in the second set, watched an entire doubles match and we're still going lol
>she's from Belarus
You can't say that!! She is an unaffiliated athlete not representing a nation!!!!!
>>149676333women that look like yhis should be bannec
>>149676476It's all orchestrated anon. It's all a performance for the elites while they laugh at us.
>>149676472hope she gets a career ending injury and starts an onlyfans
>>149676476one does not "hold" serve, one has to "win" their serve.
Cringe and retarded britbong woman interviewer
Canโt fucking stand her
DECISIVE SAB VICTORY - 6 GORILLION HUNS CONSUMED
>>149676472Who's the whore on the left she looks so familiar
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