Dan Hooker webm thread

Dan Hooker’s fighting style is best described as a violent mix of technical striking and sheer madness, powered by grit, durability, and an apparent disregard for his own long-term health.

He’s a striking-based fighter with Muay Thai roots, known for his long limbs, sharp knees, and stiff jab. He controls distance well with rangy strikes, using teep kicks and elbows in close, and often dominates the clinch with slicing knees that have finished opponents in the past.

Previous: >>149669666

Conor is the GOAT

Dookie Dan

>>149674761
the Gaethje Of All Time

>>149674769

>>149674799
Tanked that shit

The dookster strikes again

Who is dan hooker REALLY?

>>149674789
>Dookie dan? Yeah he's been trapped in a hotel room by himself for a year with no training equipment, no sparring partners and no coaches... He's just been watching tv and jerking his meng...
>Bring me him brazza. It good match for me.
The story of Islam.

>>149674789
He never tapped, fraudulent win

holy fuck Dan Hooker is going to have Ngannou punch record levels of CTE

You call him "dookie dan", I call him "Dan the man"

>>149674769
That nickname is just plain rude.

diff

God I'm so desperately lonely

>>149674862
Levels.

>>149674872
We all need a friend.

>>149674872
She dookie on my dan till I hook-her

Walk Heem Buckley

>>149674882
Who's the creepy looking child molester inb4 monitor

>>149674900
Look in your mirror.

>>149674862
Usman lower level, brazza. If you watch the old khabib/aka documentaries, you will learn the truth about why they send which brazzas to each promotion.

>>149674900
varaani

>>149674911
(You) dastardly devil

>>149674872
You live in the happiest country in the world. Do better.

*falls asleep in the thread*

Yall must've forgot Dan has a tko win at heavyweight

>>149674940
The isolation is probably why we score so high b food for thawlt

>>149674872
do sum about it

>>149674948

>>149674963
for me, it's woodbabi

>>149674963
>don't know a single one of these people
feels good

>>149674963

>>149674963
We don't watch that crap here

>>149674996
We watch this crap here

>>149674994
someone posted it here when it happened in April and I caught one or two of the fights, it was top tier shit. Guy in pic related fought and lost to a weeman sized midget and I clicked off after that

>>149674963
Why does it have to look this disgusting and make these creatures look even worse? you have money just pay the poofc or even ONE/k-1 to do soi face collages. Anything but this...

Pawg

>>149675022
Fake tits my g
>>149674962
I am I'm listening to sub focus and pretending to be a normie

>>149675039
So? That's not stopping the motorboat.

>>149675005
There was one where dana and hunter joined the commentary booth and the fights were the most dog shit trash fights imaginable. It was clear no fighter on the card was used to getting punched in the face even with gloves on. At the last 10 seconds of a fight, the fighters engaged in wmma whiffing shots then would celebrate to the crowd like they just heemed.

>>149674963
Is that one of the Island Boys

>>149675047
I'm more upset she isn't wearing gloves or eye protection

>>149675019
prob cause it was a card of literal youtube WHOs in a cage the size of a refrigerator box

>>149675051
yeah he got heemed, but no one really got heemed like the other burger said it was worse than bumfights

This Pam Bondi is a lot less hot with no clothes on than I have come to expect from Daner's friend's choice of minge

>>149674963
That <90iq stare

>>149675047
That's where you're wrong b. There's no motorboating fake tits on a girl who previously had no tits.

>>149675094
Haha women eh

Soon.

>>149675094
I deny your reality and make my own

>>149675118
they're making paddy vs gaitch

I think 48 hours is long enough being awake

Dan hooker unironically deserves a title shot the most out of everyone at lightweight

>>149675152
155ers who deserve a title shot:
>1. tsarukyian
>2. gamrot
> 3. hooker
> the rest

>>149675167
Hooker beat gamrot

>>149675167
Hooker beat gamrot and gamrot beat Arman, Hooker vs topturdo is the fight to make

>>149675152
>goes on a pretty horrific losing streak
>get a gimme win vs some rolling BJJ jokester >then two razor-thin split decisions that he arguably lost
He sucks anon I'm sorry

No one deserves anything

>>149675175
>>149675190
don’t care mate

Dark Dookie is a changed man

>>149675195
Hooker is the new Olivera, the title run starts now

dan whore pulled out from fighting Gaethje

>On the ground, on the feet, either way it goes he's in jonnnn's wooorld...
>We ain never seen Tom Aspinall in the 5th round Joe and if Jon can t-ACK!!!!

>>149675361
beautiful stoppage herb

He's right you know

>>149675387
>the gold standard of mma refs

>>149675333
He was too cool for school

why didn't lawler do anything when herb touched his hand while he was getting bulldog choked though

>>149675493
I hope for Jake's sake this is fake

The team deserve a PotN bonus for that well timed zoom

TPBesque

>>149675704
Askren's dominating aura was holding him down mentally

when will derrick lewis retire

/heem/ threads haven't even hit the bump limit. you losers are desperate to create another shit thread.

Why do Brazilians love Disney and Universal?

>>149676043
i assume its because people have been banned so the posts have disappeared
or not idk

>>149676043
>>149676167
it's one guy making them early

The hooker gimmick is pretty lame

wassup

I'm a skinny fat mestizo, wassup

>>149676188
ok, we need to make a concerted effort to ignore threads posted early
if we all team up we will stop evil from winning

i despise many of you

>>149676054
Cuz their mentally children

>>149676275
All you have to do is report an early thread for spamming

>>149676502
by the time mods see it it has 50 posts and they decide to do nothing.

PFL employee saved 2 kids and drowned in the process.

>>149676502
yes the jannies are known for being hard working and diligent

Donald Trump has announced they will do a full UFC title fight on the lawn of the white house. Which fighters would you guys like to see on this historic event?

Don't be scared jon

/heem/ needs to intoduce an upvote system so I can score points for all my great posts.

Blaydes had gyno at 10. Must have been on PEDs.

texting my situationship "come over so i can heem that pussy"

>>149676796
niggas be like iykyk and they're wearing a basic ass shirt of the most popular anime of the past 2 decades

>>149676819
This is just how black dudes are built. They carry fat in the chest

>>149676907
You'd know alot about that wouldn't you

They sweet.

>>149676765
shamil gaziev

>>149676907
*whipcrack*

How does one locate a black men with some sugar in his tank?

>>149677005
Turn off your monitor

>>149677005
Albuquerque, New Mexico

>>149677017
Kek gottem

Pawg freaking milfs

>>149676054
Aldo let the disgraced president of Brazil sleep in the minion room

*jab*
*jab*
*turns my jab in to a lead uppercut and catches you trying to move your head off the center line*

matt hughes is the greatest american mma fighter of all time

>>149676502
Only bitches file reports.

*sticks my tongue out so the judges know I didn't actually get hurt*
*gets immediately knocked out hy left hook*

The midwit position is that Johnny Walker has been exposed. The rest of us know his time is still coming.

Johnny Runner

The only fight that interests me is JDM vs Islam

>>149677152
You could at very least edit the image with the joke you want to tell instead of just posting a blank meme template you got from google

How many female fighters on the roster have orally serviced Dana?

>>149677184
Cool I have like 40 more IQ points than you

>>149677188
heem is not the place to effort post.

>>149677189
You are a disgusting person with disgusting thawlts. Respectfully

>>149677188
shut up faggot

>>149677184
Isn't the score out of 1000?

If your IQ is lower than Joe Rogan, you cannot post here.

>>149677219
I feel like 115 to 130 is the peach range.

>>149677219
There is no way Rogan has a higher iq than Aspinall's son

>>149677333

>>149677333
stop posting AI slop on heem.

>>149677333
Crazy that Bo niggles got fraud checked and immediately retired.

Aspinall vs Cortes-Acosta finna go hard

real life weem at wrestling event

>>149677416
I was the original "Imagine Waldo gets a lucky heem on Aspinall" poster.

>>149677430
What the hell

no dickal got fraud checked in his UFC debut

>>149677412
he went from ufc 300 main card to being an unranked bum within a little over a year. holy kwabola

>>149677412
Kind of smart de su

One week later and still no answers.

>tfw you know Bo wins the rematch in your soul but you can't express the word of Bo to mortal men without destroying their fragile minds so you have to watch the masses writhe about in ignorance

ian machado garry on a non-vegan diet rizzapes shavkwab

Heeminder to filter all namefags

bo got lightly prodded in the belly and literally shat his pants

shoulda named the file 'boakes' missed opportunity smdh

>>149677564

any fights on

>>149674761
I used to think Prime Mewvment Conor was the GOAT fw. But then Ilia came along. Now, I'm not so sure.

>>149677586
Yes *heems you*

>>149677586
tony vs himself

>>149677586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRg7iCR0whg

bo nickel fans are like brazza fans because they both are "oh my god he literally looks like me"

>>149677644
I wish I were blessed with Bo's beautiful red hair and respectable meng

This doo's meng is smaller than bo nigger's

>>149677675
kek what a dicklet bitch

IT'S UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCEijFwQFOw

if you weigh less than mick parkin you lose
if you weigh more than mick parkin you win

I have a Miata of mengs. Compact. High performance on turns. Cute.

Johnny walker was caught noncing but it got memory holed fast

daniel de hooker

>>149677753
He's 6'6" when you're that tall you can do anything.

>>149677776
anything except win fights

>>149677776
except beat beastin 25/8

>>149677777

>>149677805
HOLY FRIGGIN NUMBERS!

>>149677805
>The President needs someone with a name to get knocked the fuck out on the White House lawn
>Uh, yeah, uh, um, say mo-say no more

>>149674955
yeah i remember this being astroturfed when he took the islam fight on a weeks notice so people would think it was a good legitimate win. never mind the fact he’s .500 against ufc lightweights he beat up some friggin fat oil change mechanic in the australian regionals dude

>>149677914
You people are so miserable it’s insane

>>149677948
say that shit to my face see if i don’t hellbow you through the pavement. disrespectfully

piggy no belts go oink oink brazza!

>>149677499
heem was already sleepy before that punch even landed and it connected on the jawline. you see his head getting whipped around that’s what ultimately heems you

Did Volk make one of the greatest aura recoveries in MMA history?
After he got slept by Topuria I thought he was like Stipe and will hang around for some years, but now that some time has passed those losses aged insanely. Three losses in a row, but they're all to the p4p who might be the goat, and the other loss is to the one guy right now who might sleep the p4p and another future goat contender.

Legendary recovery from Volk

>>149677958
I’d tank it

>>149678077
those losses don’t even count. the first islam fight was a moral and story victory, the second one was comically rigged against him he might as well have been fighting with his hands tied behind his back, and he turned around 3 months after getting heemed to fight toporio. basically volkamania never died

Faith is a state of desperation, coherence with rationale is lost and the reverberation is faith, to put the weight of truth into something beyond your grasp and leave it there. Doubt grew into faith. You know that whatever comes next is either nothing or everything, and yet one always acts as if life matters at all, relative to what comes next it certainly would not. We have doubts about what is rationally obvious, and this becomes faith. Faith is a divergence from rationale, a pain, a cry. If doubt grows strong enough, one has no choice but to place meaning into something unknown and intangible. Faith. I will say it again, doubt begets faith. Doubt is a precursor to faith. That is to say that faith is not an initial or base state, instead it is progressive. Wherever rationale does not work, one will place faith. There is the progression of faith to the extent that faith-bearers will refer to it as knowing, and they will report experiences of miracles and divinity. This is just a broader reflection of the underlying pattern at hand. When feedback becomes incoherent, doubt occurs, and from this --faith, and by virtue of this motive-force, sometimes feedback is achieved via this irrational process.

>>149678128
in english poindexter

>>149678128
wow thanks for the advice

>>149678128
Which of Gane's scriptures is this passage from

Where's the atheist? 'nuff said.

>>149678216
Not getting his brains bashed in for pennies

>>149678128
why did you take so many words just to say one thing

>>149678239
>I like reading books!

some of you blacks never read the hatchet and it shows

>>149678264
bappa I had to read both sequels don't step to me with that ish

>>149678216
>Where's the atheist
Tom and Jack
Volk and Merab are areligious zogbots
Dricus and Pantoja are Catholic
Islam and Magomed worship Azazel

>>149678295
me when i make a bunch of shit up

>>149678301
You just described the religion of Islam

ok so now that we've established that the greatest atheist fighter of all time was josh barnett (lol) can we move on

>>149678325
Barnett was a really good hw in his prime

>>149678325
>greatest atheist fighter of all time
Jon Jones via being bantu (Sub-Saharans are soulless abberations and have spiritual connection to God)

Paddy the faggy Manlet

Anyone hungry? Canada's making pretzels

Padstattini Nigglet

Tom Aspinall should eat a tapeworm and terrorise LHW

Im retarded now.

dana white rape squad

>>149678506
I hate seeing this image this is so bad getting stuck like that

>>149678216
Jack has the best physique

>>149678506
this guy was a pussy I'd have let them break my legs and died from shock like a real one

>>149678506
I love seeing this image this is so good getting stuck like that

>>149678216
Atheist Makhachev

>>149678519

>>149678556
SWEDEN NO!!

Don't Dead.
Open Inside.

bruh

New fight: UFC 319 on August 16th

>>149678627
fake fight

>>149678627
Violins

>>149678627
been known

>>149678610
Based.

My schaubbing is out of control I cant stop AAAAAAHHHHH
>BRAAAAAAAP

I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

dis doo eats pieces of shit

>>149678610
I think it's something everyone has to try once in their life

>>149678687
I eat my shit whole playa

What have you done to improve the state of mma as a whole?

>>149678718
I routinely rail against WMMA and make sure to like all of BJ Penn's posts about his imposter family.

>>149678610
Based

>>149678506
How the fuck do you even cope when you're this fucked?

>>149678718
boo the boring fights til Rogan calls me a casual

>>149678506
>I'm mentally well I just like cave diving

>>149678718
I gave up my belt when I wanted to do steroids

>>149678718
I've been a champion of both Cooking with Volk and Munchies with Marcus. I have been steadfast in my slander of Fuck It Fridays too

ohhhhh ima finna oil you up

>>149678842
Going to*

Mmmmboy are you fat!

>>149678610
Brokeback Arman no surprises here

My balls smell like condom wtf

my clitty cage is RED HOT

>>149678923
MAKE THE CALL DANA

>>149678923
UFC needs more fighters with major surgery scars

UFC Champion Mikey Musumeci

the truth being dana probably ran away until he could pay a gambling debt to the mafia

>>149678874
Ooohh!

>>149679140
>billionaire
>debt

Patting Dana White on his bald head

>>149679193
there's still time to delete this post bappa

>>149679140
Whitey Bulger sleeps with the fishes

Dana White's Looking For A Loan

Youre crowding me.

>>149679370
I hope he also looks for forgiveness one day.

My meng inside Mackenzie Dern

>>149679673
Built for Scandinavian meng I tremble and quake

That animal Zatdaddy. I can't even say his name.

Shartman Fartrukyan

>>149674854
make It smaller like the topuria charles webm

UFC is actually good

If youre looking for me Ill be on the block with my thing cocked possibly sitting on a drop. Because Im a rider, Im a soul survivor.

Who you got?

>>149679999
probably ratlip and checked

>>149679993
You literally have sex with men.

Dana, my dear friend.
I want a UFC event at the white house.

>>149679999

BLACKED alumni Mikey Mucinex

Pat Barry showed ZERO romantic interest in Rose before her 18th birthday. NONE!

>>149680099
Will the feed cut out for one minute? I'd hate to have questions come up from an edited broadcast.

>>149678128
You suck off niggas, teenage boys, and dogs + ya dead daddy dicked ya down into DDPs I'm afraid.

>What do the numbers mean, Penn?

>>149680336
Means ya dead daddy bricked in ya bacon bussy ya pozzed armpiggy.

>>149680358
fuck, did I just get heemed?

khabib nurmagomedov vs super mario

Madame Armpiggy vs puttin' down the damn fork.

>>149680457
khabitch getting slept

>>149679193
wow you are dumb lol

>>149680457
khabib is a goomba

>>149680457
plumber come for me fazza you must sleep forever now

Ozempic tafa will heem

just so we're clear prime Roy Nelson heems 90% of the HW roster right now if not all of it, anyone disagree?

>If youre looking for me Ill be on the block with my thing cocked possibly sitting on a drop. Because Im a rider, Im a soul survivor.

Topturo has no answer for this

>>149680767
nigga's cute
i think ur jelly

>>149680790
>6'3" 220lbs
heemer

>>149680790
I'm a naughty piggy.

Call me a naughty piggy

>>149680825
But enough about the Black Daddies I blow...

>ynr the james vick push

>>149680790
literal Sneedonis

>>149680883
damn, someone heemed him with just a push?

>>149680790
He walled sadly

I need a Black Daddy in my armpiggyonis...

What did we do to trigger him this time?

I can't find the sneedmeister on arrest dot org I was finna 'mire the rapsheet you haven't been lying again have you

Oh my God! Did you see anons armpit? Eugh, and his haircut is clearly $40.

>>149680983
That’s because you’re super retarded

>>149680947
>>149680983
Wipe the armpiggy.

>>149681008
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns.

please stop destroy board I love with piggyposts :(

>HRRRRRR HRRRRRRR

>OINK

>>149681015
Monitor

I used to think anon was obsessed but then he showed me his collection of screen shots.

>>149681078
He is mod

>>149681109
>>149681111
Ay yo wipe this shit up, pig niggas.

heem...is kill

>>149681202
Fish ya DDP out the pork pond and lose some lard 'round ya armpiggy, playa.

I SENT YA FUCKIN' BOYFRIEND CUNG LE FLYIN ACROSS THE CAGE

>>149681392
Ya dead daddy pulled ya pork.

Is that Merab's girlfriend or something

I just found out the guy that permaheemd my dog is a member of the South 40 Volunteer fire department: benton county TN

this ramen headed ah nigga might be the midwit to end all midwits

>>149674738 (OP)
UFC lost all of its soul after 229. Dana has turned this sport into an amateur favela $5 fight night. Unwatchable

>>149681459
>Hamas Qatarcy

>>149681459
kohberger face ahh

>>149681456
BJ Penn was just saying this

>>149681479
The sport died when Volk beat Max

fact: mma has not had someone close to top 10 goat status since usman was champion

>>149681456

>>149681561
the sport died with Chuck-Tito 3

this isn't a sport its entertainment

The sport died with UFC 2 desu

>>149681652
>them old mma feels

the sport revived when gane heems tom into yt boi oblivion

The sport died with glover vs jiri

Brazza little bit ramadan camp

My balls no longer smell like condon

>>149681456
It's a heem or be heemed world out there

>>149681617
Islam is close, if he beats JDM it’s inarguable

>>149681763
Smirnoff is the worst

>>149681805
Ever tasted Khlebnaya?

Petr Yan is a top 10 GOAT ignore him getting gaped by Aljo and finessed by O'Malley

>>149681802
maybe

>>149681779
Did you wash them for 2 hours ?

>>149681832
no should I?

Dana is dying

>>149681840
Topuria will get there as well I think but he needs to not be Conor and have some longevity

>>149681848
never. it gives horrible headaches despite not having qualities to get you drunk.

>>149681857
That's just his barely concealed rage at the humiliation the elites force him to go through to be part of the secret club

>>149681805
Vodka is all shit
It’s not like whiskey where you can tell a huge difference if you buy the expensive stuff

You vill eat zee cotton candy burrito

>>149681857
Dana needs to maintain a 5 o'clock shadow and rock a flat cap. Maybe a scarf, too.

Id heem anyone and everyone in this thread

>>149681841
No

>>149681914
Wow, he would look gorgeous if he did this

>>149681913
the sight of that gives me an icky tummy

>>149681909
Vodka is rated by the amount needed to get someone drunk. it's not really something you drink for quality.

What is this the boozehound channel

Nina Drama is by far the biggest star in UFC.

>>149681938
You could never heem me anon.

dan hooker easy money

>>149682058

>>149682124
has a husband btw

>>149682131
Mikey is a fag?

>>149682148

>>149682124
the funny fake autism shit is hilarious

>>149682148
He trains BJJ

Rape

i despise many of you, i am better than many of you.

Any anons here wear a gold chain or looked into buying yourself one? Gotta be yellow gold of course. Im thinking something real classy like a 3mm Franco 20 inches to add a cross like this.

Pssibly 4mm Franco for no pendant or up to maybe 5mm for a solitary rope chain.

>>149682063
You'd be surprised

>>149682470
I wear a dull colored cross necklace that my ex gf left at my house 15 years.

did dookie release the lesbian fighting tournament he made yet?

>>149682148
Nah

https://youtu.be/Xgq0fd9pVTY?si=7SG3qCrlpd00n_hd

Sooo... We can all agree that
Pantoja would murder Mighty Mouse?

New bread btw, it's a little early but this thread is barely crawling along.

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>>149677319
>>149677319
>>149677319

>>149682678
way to early man

>>149682678

>>149682655
my nigga luke looking fresh

>>149682632
But you just posted him with his tranny gf?

>>149682678
Lmao hookerfag btfo

>>149682695
ok no need to ai upscale him though

>>149682678

>>149682470
those gold chains have no value unless they were given to you during baptism.

>>149682678
Oh dear, tranny janny is NOT gonna like this I fear. Im afraid they won't like this one bit.

>>149682661
No

dave's hot chicken is lowkey mid but it looks good as fuck when other people are eating it for some reason

>>149682710
Arman should start a mukbang youtube channel when he retires

>>149682719
Ill take this into consideration thanks.

>>149682736
lose weight

>>149682470
I buy my chains from jaxxons

>>149682745
i'm 180 and i'm on a bulk boy

>>149682749
Im getting mine from Italy

>>149682678

Is the skill of heeming practical on the streets?

>>149682752
im 450 pounds and i take up whole aisles at walmart

>>149682762
Is that muslim mma phenom, Dumb Bastard?! COOL

>>149682745
Im 673lbs

>>149682765
Tai Tooeypasta knocked Gane on his arse

Digits and McGregor brings a gun into the octagon and permaheems himself

>>149682787
As an American that isn't fat you have all my respect in the world

>>149682814

>>149682814
Rollin

>>149682833
Uh oh, bye bye gooby!

>>149681468
>>149681279
Look at those sois cracking by the end.

>>149682830
Context?

>>149674738 (OP)
>FIGHT BACK NIGGA
>FIGHT BACK

>>149682854
patriots have been deployed

>>149682854
We have twink rodeos for Pride Month

>>149682852
Wut? The skirt is 6ft?

>>149682830
lol what a fucking heeming

Yer woife's a pawg milf

>>149682830
Dana's elite piracy crackdown squad in action

I honestly feel like lots of these zoomer types that gravitate towards antifa/loserdom etc. have never been in a fight in their real lives. The way he just stood there while BWC monster ran towards him like he had a fucking chance in hell

The streamer dana caught is in a palantir owned gulag below Zorro Ranch being forced to write closed captions for TUF on Fight Pass

>>149682909
This, but chuds.

McGregor vs Chandler wouldn't work for UFC White House 1 because you'd have the fans rooting for the foreigner.

fuck you all

goobsissies.. we got peached up by.. this..

unfortunately aleksandre topuria took a 6 year hiatus in 2015 so I think his ceiling is probably limited

>>149682932
I've been there once involntary,it was hell they also had "jon jones the goat of UFC" playing on repeat thankfully luke thomas and mma joey rolled in with their suppressed mp5 and rescued me from that vile place

under pride rules ian garry defeated shavkat but lost to cp

>>149682762
Diet start tomorrow.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU PAKI CUNT

>>149682909
It's just dysgenic genes trying to find a way to survive, same with cuckservatives who wife up walled whores who re-brand as tradwives.

Tom Aspenladd tapped to a foot massage while Jon Jones shrugged off an Armbar from TRT Vitor.

>>149682762
>>149683024
Typically hate watching people eat. These are comfy, somehow.

>>149683047
Jesus told Vitor to let go

Dern, ribas, my meng. Ufc fight pass tomorrow!

Ronda is showing sweaty pits and tits on ig rn

>>149683088
Sponsored by the American Impotence Association

Garthwheel kick

>>149682765
fucking piece of shit goddard
practically dodging strikes because he can never fuck off

Garth heemed Usman with a slam

i would hack your scalps off if permitted

burns and usmeng dont get enough credit for making khamzat look human

>>149683115
Showing her ARMPIGGY?

>>149682408
>>149682984
>>149683031
Get this man a proper 12

>>149683044
I could never take antifa seriously ever since they showed up. Every single one of them reminds me of some ugly deformed dork playing hackey sack in the courtyard at high school.

>>149683184
'Fraid Miss Raped-1 is only pretending to be drunk sadly.

>>149683072
You have a thing for little brown boys I fear.

why cant khabib drink the black stoof but kvass is ok

The real ultimate fighter is the friends we made along the way

why didn't any of you tell me that lucas tracy is an intellectual?

>>149683072

i only like Mexico and Finland

>>149683192
>I could never take antifa seriously ever since they showed up
You and every one else, why do you think their entire highlight reel is them getting heemed stiff by the average labourer?

>>149683271
And little brown boys to jerk ya pig clitty to I'm afraid.

>>149683023
Nah b. Pride Rules didn't score more for the end of a fight than the beginning. It's just that it wasn't round per round, best-out-of scoring. You couldn't lose the majority of a fight, then get put in a submission attempt, escape and then lose lol. Ian ate the only big shots of the fight and was controlled for the majority.
Even stalling and yellow cards would just deduct 10% of the purse to encourage activity, but not judges, they would still consider them as winning. There were many boring fights. Also most people don't realize that 50% of the yellow cards would actually go to the guy on bottom or against the ropes/corner. HE would get the yellow card for not trying to escape or trying to wait for the ref to reset them. Because they, as a whole, liked grappling, just not stalling from either side.

>>149683270
Disgusting pigs.

>>149683271
which side are you picking in the eventual Mexi-Finn war

>>149683271
Thank you vato

>>149683292
Agreed, Schaub was much more well mannered when eating with Rockhold. Plus he wore an awesome cravat

>>149683311
That crust breathing a sigh of relief

>>149683270
>>149683311
I have literally never eaten anything in my life

yeah, shut the fuck up

>>149683311
bappa really stuffed that sandwich in his mouth just to pull half of it back out

What do we call someone who's not a casual and not a hardcore

>>149683347
It's important to know your limits b

>>149683347

>>149683359
A Patchy type of Mix

>>149683301
ill broker a peace deal while icepicking the spines of wonk noses

Just saw an alligator in my back pond, but he ran away when I came back with my gun.

>>149683359
I call him mma guru

>>149683418
Living close to a bayou must be hell in the summer

>>149683498
I simply use an air conditioner

>>149683418
>>149683545
Lose the lard from ya ARMPIGGY, playa.

Broke reddit bitch

RAPED BITCH.

*heems you*

>>149683577
Why are men these days so pudgy and out of shape?

>>149683686
That's a woman.

>>149683577
retard

>>149683686
Turn your monitor on

The world would be better if nina drama let me have sex with her

yo tjis incel penguin back finna zleem doo

*heems myself*

>>149674829
Is this real?

heem everyone, even moroccans

>>149683756
especially moroCANS

>>149674829
true, buried history
>>149683740
delusions from the insane asylum

>>149683686
Id assume its because most people arent sick and being to death

>>149683778
*starved to death

>tfw being to death

>>149683756
Not a single clean heem in his roided career

hello my niggas!

spammy might be moroccan
really makes ya think

Rico is essentially belal

>>149683808

>>149683756
verhooven is anti-heem

Moroccan UFC legend Ryan Bader

Ryan "Master" Bader

game over b, game over....

>>149683838
Heem everyone even master (bader)

heemb

heemb me up scotty

>AAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>149683815
I unironically dont know who's spammy ,sneed guy or whatever and I dont want to know

>>149683278
thats the part I love most. Some pissed off half a gymbro with his arms wrapped in saran wrap absolutely heeming people who told themselves for years they were dark elf trans master supremes with one flick of the wrist

>>149683887
who even mentioned sneed? nice try bucko

>>149683887
Spammy is more of a mythological figure
I think it's just sneed versus ~3 or so other gigaautists on vpns

>>149683894
You got me

Not a single fight of consequence or intrigue on this weekend's card.

>>149683905
It's one guy on a vpn.

WE ARE
SNEED AND THE SPAMMIES
*guitar solo*

>YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE WHITE FASCIST STRAIGHT MALE BIGOTS REEEEEEE-
*heems you*

We are
Chuck Berry
*gives you rockin' pneumonia*

Well, /heem/? Are you supporting your mother?

I'm gonna make a ham sandwich

Literally any one of us can become "Spammy" at any moment watch this

*ahem*
Xadame.

>>149683914
And he happens to be a janny.

just how bad is vitor petrino

>>149683928
Gamer? Now THAT was kino.

Wild how it's confirmed that one of these schizos is a literal janny and we keep posting here knowing they can see our IPs.

>>149683962

>>149683975
What's he gonna do, suck my dick?

>>149683975
xhe can see deez nuts ahahahahaha

>>149683975
speaking of, why are they and admins allowed to even interact at all? legit the biggest losers with the worst takes on everything.

>>149683990
how else would they attract unpaid trannitors without the promised abuse of power

*listening to we aint playin by three six mafia*

lets check on /box/ real quick..... pfft hahahahahahaha

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>>149677319
>>149677319
>>149677319

Frank mir is literally me

>>149684016
how many twinks and trannies posted on that general

FMK?

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>>149684012
>>149684012
>>149684012

>>149684028
fkm

check the bump limpits

Can we get a good thread not made by a desperate annoying faggot?

>>149684072
yeah i got a schaub one cooking up in the ole schaubven (schaub oven) haha

It's abundantly clear the hooker poster is a janny probably shrimp, too

>>149684072
We both know someone like that doesn't even know that heem exists

>>149683947
no but i would support joshua van's sister