Thread 149675251

No planned games

Anime

Which is your Swiss team?

>>149675352
FC St. Gallen

>>149675352
Grasshoppers

>>149675352
FCZ
FC Sion for the mad owner

>>149675251 (OP)
>No planned games

>>149675352
Graßhopper

>>149675373
>FC Sion for the mad owner

He's the gift that keeps on giving

>>149675352
The one that loses 1-7 to 13 year old boys

the real question is who has not yet been on the radar of Bayern during this transfer phase

tbf signing Nkunku would make a lot of sense

>>149675890
>>149676138
Not only did Ngugu fail at Chelsea who have become a Spurs-tier joke club since Abramovich sold them, he's also a cripple like Coman and Gnabry.
How exactly would he help?

many quality players fail at Chelsea
Nkunku was fantastic in the bundes and I’m sure he can blüh auf again in the proper environment

>>149675622
what the fuck are you talking about
take your meds

seething

> 10 degrees in July

This Klimaerwärmung is literally killing us.

149676749
unironically yes because you're making shit up

>makes two ops in a row featuring based Muselmann’s Wadenbeinbruch
>”nooo you’re making shit up”

its not my OP you mong

only the one davor

this thread is almost as autistic as /trans/ formerly /epl/ kek

>RB hat sich im defensiven Mittelfeld auch mal lose mit DFB-Star Robert Andrich beschäftigt, der mit Blick auf die WM 2026 und wenig Spielzeit in Leverkusen einem Wechsel gegenüber nicht abgeneigt sein soll. Aber er ist nicht der gesuchte Spielertyp und die Personalie soll keine Mehrheit unter den Bossen gefunden haben.
not black enough

It was just a scratch, guys. I'm okay.

>>149676845
take him please

those 2 fraushaften are not very diverse, bunt and vielfältig

why are they acting like gwinn died lol

>>149675251 (OP)
It did hurt in him more than the 7-1 in us brazilians.

>>149676994
yes but we celebrated it unlike your 7:1

based Daffeh wäre doch einer für den Horst, or?

>>149675352
Grashopper is the right answer

Those women are so bad at football, unbelievable.

>Borussia Dortmund muss wohl lange auf Stürmer Julien Duranville verzichten. Übereinstimmenden Medienberichten zufolge besteht bei dem 19-Jährigen der Verdacht auf eine Schultereckgelenksprengung
>Die erneute Verletzung wäre bereits die fünfte längere Ausfallzeit für den belgischen Offensivspieler
>Durch die Verletzung des Belgiers Duranville erhöht sich auf den offensiven Außenbahnen die Not für den BVB.

Moki bros we got our revenge

>>149677023
I'm a nordic and I liked the 7-1 and Germany winning the 2014 world cup. I felt represented by most of the Germany national team and commemorated them winning the 2014 world cup. Germans are aryans. Aryans are similar in dna to nordics. Brazil is full of browns. I value my race and similar races more than my nation. I won the 2014 world cup. But now the world was taken by the jews and by the browns and my race is under a big problem.

>>149677332
more minutes for Beier

>>149677332
>>Durch die Verletzung des Belgiers Duranville erhöht sich auf den offensiven Außenbahnen die Not für den BVB
he never played anyway how does this change something

Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

https://youtu.be/nCg3ufihKyU?si=0S_rr8qZ0-xO4OK0

>>149675890
>gott sei dank

>>149675352
i prefer young boys

>>149678255
hot

>Insgeheim soll nach SPORT BILD-Informationen überlegt worden sein, den Spieler zu verpflichten und noch ein Jahr an den VfB Stuttgart auszuleihen. So hätte man sich bei der Ablösesumme annähern, Woltemade sich ein Jahr bei Stuttgart entwickeln und eine Saison später bei den Bayern womöglich Harry Kane ablösen können.
>Das wäre dem Spieler aber schwer zu vermitteln gewesen: Woltemade will unbedingt zu Bayern – und das sofort! Das soll er zuletzt noch einmal bekräftigt haben. Nun herrscht sofort Handlungsdruck beim Rekordmeister.

>Williams: Wenn ein Spieler lieber in seiner Heimat bleibt als sich der nächsten sportlichen Herausforderung zu stellen, habe er womöglich nicht den richtigen Charakter für den FC Bayern. Den Siegeswillen wieder stärker ins Team zu bringen, ist ein großes Ziel der Verantwortlichen.
>So sagt auch Bayern-Legende Franck Ribéry: „Qualität ist entscheidend, aber die Mentalität ebenso. Heute gibt es sehr viele sehr gute Spieler. Was den Unterschied ausmachen kann, ist die mentale Stärke jedes Einzelnen und der Wille, immer ein besserer, kompletterer Spieler zu werden.“

>Flummi
kwabsel

I drink the beer

>>149676186
>How exactly would he help?
1:1-Replacement for >Sahne as far as memes are concerned
(It makes no sense.)

>>149679256
>Wenn ein Spieler lieber in seiner Heimat bleibt als sich der nächsten sportlichen Herausforderung zu stellen, habe er womöglich nicht den richtigen Charakter für den FC Bayern. Den Siegeswillen wieder stärker ins Team zu bringen, ist ein großes Ziel der Verantwortlichen.

>du warst eh hässlich

>>149679256
>Well just park him at some Bundesliga club, and later he can shine with Bayern

How did it come to this bullshit? Literal bootlicking

based

Lol, Sweden brings that Hurtig guy. I tell my gf "that looks like a man". She "no that's likely a Lesbian woman". I do a little research:

>She married Lina Hurtig, a teammate at Linköpings FC and also a member of the Sweden national team.[11] On March 2021, Lisa announced she was pregnant with the couple's first child. On June 11, 2021, Lisa gave birth to the couples 1st child. On October 2024, both Lisa and Lina announced Lisa was pregnant with the couple’s second child. On 2 December 2024, Lina announced that Lisa had given birth to their second child which the gender hasn't been revealed as of yet.[12]

TLDR; there's a twink in the Swedish women's national team impregnating the players.

>my gf
stop führing selbstgespräche in your room

Kuopion PS - Milsami Orhei: 1-0

>>149678427
Always hearing it when commentators name her

>>149682931
>She Hitler and Zicai L
these dogwhistles are getting out of hand

Mohamed Nassoh could be quite the bargain

GuMo

>168
kwamanlet

>>149675352
>>149678255
I will never take Swiss football seriously for the very specific reason that they decided to name the female branch of Young Boys "Young Boys Frauen" instead of "Young Girls".

>>149686860
Gumo and I drink the coffee oh yeah ohhh yeeeah

>„Mit den neuen, attraktiven Bundesligarechten, die der ARD ab der kommenden Saison exklusiv im Free-TV die ersten Zusammenfassungen der Spiele der Zweiten Bundesliga – und nun auch der Ersten Bundesliga – ab 23 Uhr ermöglichen, gestalten wir den Freitagabend im Ersten neu.“
GuMo

GuMo

>>149687532
They should take notes from dsf and make Lea Wagner go topless after 23:00

>>149687548
>dsf
Haven't been following linear TV, but didn't they died?

>>149687583
like twenty years ago. I'm a boomer at heart tho still calling it dsf to this day.

>Bei der EM der Frauen gewinnen die deutschen Nationalspielerinnen nicht nur 2:1 gegen Dänemark. Auch den TV-Sieg holen sie sich.
>7,022 Mio. Fans schalteten Dienstagabend ein

Who is watching this shit?

based kino Keke with the 9 will shoot us to Europe next season

>>149687954
Public Viewing in BRLO Biergarten in the Gleisdreieck was packed af yesterday
seen many cute girls in Germany Trikots all over the city as well

>>149687954
The way they measure the TV Quote is completely outdated. It's basically made up numbers now because they act like everything is still like 30 years ago. They give like 2000 german Durchschnittsfamilien a TV box and act like that's still the Durchschnitt although 30% are Ausländer now and most younger people don't even turn on the TV (if they have one). It's not like the 14 member Syrian family is gonna let them set up a TV box in their home to monitor their viewing habits either

>Florian Neuhaus denkt offenbar trotz Strafversetzung zur U23 nicht an einen Abschied von Borussia Mönchengladbach. Wie die „Sport Bild“ berichtet, plant der 28-Jährige weiter seine Zukunft bei den Fohlen

Based

man Neuhaus could’ve been such a good player but instead he’s just pulling a Draxler

>>149688289
Das wären dann wieder 1, 2, 3, 4 Millionen für Florian Neuhaus bitte

>we are dramatically overpaying that guy and now he isn't just leaving to go somewhere else and play for half of that
>how could this happen?
many such cases

you’d just expect a player as talented as Neuhaus to have more ambition than that

>>149678495
>München nach Genua
Die gute alte Rattenlinie nimmt der Peretz da

hnngh

>>149678495
>Nun sollen die Rothosen wieder an Daniel Peretz (24) vom FC Bayern dran sein.

HSV out of nowhere

>„Und ich möchte sagen, dass niemand Schuld hat. Situationen wie diese können passieren.“
>Musiala gibt dem italienischen Nationaltorwart keine Schuld an seiner schlimmen Verletzung

>>149687548
>DSF
>Sportclips
Stop living in the past, you coomer

>>149690901
cuck

>>149690993
just like your mom

>>149690901
>Und ich möchte sagen
aka das Management meint es wäre p.c. jenes zuformulieren

>>149691105
yea, absolutely pathetic. nobody has the balls to say the truth anymore

>>149691348
>Yeah well I shouldn't have tried to get the ball out of the defender-goalkeeper sandwich, my fault
Doesn't sound much better, does it?

>Nach BILD-Informationen hatte der Tag unter weiß-blauem Himmel für Lukas Podolski ein ziemlich unangenehmes Nachspiel. Die Japaner zeigten ihn wegen Beleidigung an, derzeit beschäftigt sich die Staatsanwaltschaft mit dem Fall.
>Hintergrund: In der Münchner Fußgängerzone wurde der Ausnahme-Sportler, der von 2017 bis 2019 für den japanischen Fußballverein Vissel Kobe spielte, von japanischen Fans erkannt. In ihrer Euphorie sollen sie Podolski nach BILD-Informationen regelrecht bedrängt und hartnäckig um ein gemeinsames Foto gebettelt haben. Podolski habe den Fotowunsch abgelehnt und versucht, die enttäuschten Japaner zu beruhigen.
>Nach BILD-Informationen behaupten die japanischen Fans, Poldi habe ihnen etwas zugerufen, das ihre asiatische Herkunft beleidigt habe. Die Japaner zeigten Podolski gemeinschaftlich wegen Beleidigung an

>>149691515
>Podolski
>der Ausnahme-Sportler
lol

>>149691625
every four years Özil was a world class player because nobody watched Arsenal in between
it's like that with Poldi. only his Real Madrid was Bayern

>>149690862
theres gonna be a riot if we sign this zionist

>>149690650
Abstieg has never looked this sexy

jews are based af tho you disgusting HIV mongo

Shalom bremchen, don't seethe too hard or you'll spill all your shekels

>Abstieg
is this what they call Europapokalplatz in HIV-burg?

>>149675352
FC Thun reporting in.

>want to visit a German city that isn't full of shitskins
>have to go to poland

>>149693209
There were plenty of Scheißhäuter in Speed's Poland streams last Euro

>not wanting the kosher Neuer
but in all honesty, he is here now, has a german passport and earns too much for Genoa
we are going to have to learn to live with him

>>149675395
>Minge
fucking lel

>>149693394
>Speed's
I sure wonder why tho

>>149693394
they came all from germany

>According to the EFE agency, Carlo Ancelotti has been sentenced to one year in prison.
>The Brazil coach has been sentenced to 12 months in prison after being found guilty of tax fraud in 2014, during one of his stints as Real Madrid coach.

>>149693669
good thing he could fuck off to brazil before the sentence eh

>>149693808
Up to 2 years the Spainiards don't send people to jail because it's too expensive.

>>149693669
>"Ich habe nie daran gedacht, zu betrügen"
this guy coached Real Madrid for almost a decade lmao

>>149693394
Still not AS bad as it is here

>"Als ich einmal gesagt habe, dass ich Nationalspieler werden will, haben viele gelacht. Aber ich weiß, dass es möglich ist. Ich habe es bei Angelo gesehen. Das motiviert mich und macht mich hungrig nach mehr, nach Erfolg", erklärte Hollerbach
>"Ich bin mit ihm in die fünfte Klasse gegangen, wir haben zusammen in der Bayern-Jugend gespielt und wir machen in der Sommerpause viel zusammen. Er war mir immer einen Schritt voraus. Als ich in der 3. Liga spielte, war er in der Bundesliga. Als ich in der Bundesliga war, spielte er Champions League."
the daily Hollerbased

>>149693924
surprise surprise, the parasites unserer gesellschaft get away with it AGAIN

Eat the rich.

>>149693552
germans don't go to poland unless they live close to the border to tanken

>>149694395
and kippen

>>149694420
And lebensraum

kek you triggered the bremer polacke
>aus deutschland
it's called heimaturlaub for all the roaches that flooded in since 1990

>>149675251 (OP)
Why is he holding his foot like that? Isn't that uncomfortable?

>>149694311
your times ticking bretard

RIP Tiger

>>149694311
>”NATÜRLICH HABEN SIE GELACHT”
KWAHollerbitch

>>149694543
>le kvltiger boomer xD

1 tournament with that fraud Woltebitch and he ret00s

KWAWoltebitch

time is ticking for what you mongo?
Hollerbitch saying that he’d like to be a national team player is nothing new. Neither is the fact that he’s simply not good enough and therefore never will be. A disgustingly ugly low iq little fat mutt bitch he is tho yes yes.

not reading that cope wall

>three sentences are too much for HIV mongo’s tiny brain to handle
not surprised

^

Are Woltebitch aka die Made Guy and Hollerbitchboy Bremi and HIVogel respectively?

respeggtively yes
and it's a speggtrum

>>149681824
Bayern has parked Nübel there since 2023

>would've easily won vs athen if we could score a goal
is this our year?

>>149695224
E S L

>>149695224
DONT CALL ME "HIVOGEL" EVER AGAIN

he has the hair beautiful

>Laut einem Bericht der Gazzetta dello Sport gibt es in Turin die Überlegung, in diesem Sommer erneut einen Adeyemi-Vorstoß zu wagen.
We can't stop winning Kehlbros

>>149696041
idk
isn't he good again?
he certainly enabled them to reach the CL final
not much use in the league ofc. almost no club forces them to defend and counter there

>>149687428
I never pondered that

Der Salafist Rüdiger spuckt einfach mal bei der Vorstellung kek

>>149697111
Warum trägt seine Frau eigentlich kein Kopftuch?

subtle foreshadowing to Germany's World Cup performance next year

no refunds

>>149697677
Mit Killerinstinkt wären beide weiter gewesen

new kwaboty contender enters the arena

>Paris Brunner im Gespäch bei Fortuna Düsseldorf und dem SC Paderborn

Another Mutt who thoughts he will be the next star

plaste

>>149695979
Nice I will do it in the end of the year

Wtf happened to Germany its just Wirtz and the corpse of Musiala now

how did dorkmund actually manage to lose vs this drid?

>>149701137
Theres also Kimmich tho. And brandt but brandt is irrelevant i guess

>>149701353
nobody is beating Giga PSG
it was a poisoned win for RM

>>149701456
>nobody is beating Giga PSG
why are you always wrong?

>>149701353
Chadmund pwned this PSG last year

They groomed our Tabea

>>149675251 (OP)
Why is he laughing?

This is supposed to be her girlfriend

#LESBIAN SECT
#JUSTICEFORTABEA

When does a Plautze become a Wampe? Any papers on this?

>>149701727
we can't judge without a picture bro

>>149701727
get naked for us HIVogel

meds

GuMo

>Nach Absagen von Florian Wirtz und Nico Williams, Abgängen von Mathys Tel, Leroy Sané und Thomas Müller sowie dem monatelangen Ausfall von Jamal Musiala ist die Offensive des FC Bayern derzeit deutlich dünner besetzt als im Sommer 2024. Laut „The Athletic“ erkundigt sich der Rekordmeister deshalb bei RB Leipzig wegen Xavi Simons.

Ah yes what a creative move from Eberl, he's playing 4D chess again

>wake up
>buyern, Buyern, B00n BAIERN
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>149706850
All me

>>149706708
if they get this whiny tedi sane I am immediately cancel my membership

>people are actually claiming the injury wasn't Monchichi's own fault
German mental illness is on another level

>>149701353
It's curious, yeah.

>>149701456
Both PSG and Real are trash, but Real was more trash.
(And both Dortmund and Bayern were even more trash.)

we are so fucking back

>>149707666
>lose all your games
>rise in ranking
ah yes, these rules sure make sense

>tfw too old to play against 21 years old Luigis anymore
>tfw Hollerchad plays for Bayern before me
>tfw Chad body with a Lärry face

Life is suffering chat

>>149707733
looks like a jerk

>>149707741
>Implying he couldn't pull your mom with those bedroom eyes

Imagine WolteCHAD being your stepdad

>>149707678
yeah it makes absolutely zero sense that the nations league matches don’t count towards the ranking but regular friendlies do

>Ich bin gut drauf und trink' roten Sekt
>Weiß erst jetzt wie gut Paella schmeckt
>Und steh' mit Freunden abends an der Bar
>Wer braucht dich? Ich hab′ Ibiza

>>149708088
you are stupid

>>149707661
>genau so habe ich gespürt, wie es ist ein Lügner und Betrüger zu sein

>>149706708
I really wonder why Eberl is stil with Bayern, he is such a joke

>>149707038
It was obviously Donnaruma's fault and he had to laugh afterwards that he took out the same guy who did pic related to him in the nations league.

>>149708659
precisely because he does not threaten Uli's legacy
under Hasan and Oli Bayern were steaming on nicely, even winning the Tripel

>>149708661
No. I only blame Mudzialar.

Er wollte n Elfer schinden und wurde dafür bestraft

>>149708770
Meds

>>149708770
Brazzo and Kahn were the Ursünde tho

>>149708830
This. It all went downhill with them

>>149708789
read this
https://archive.is/l1y7T

Folks I have an idea:

Maybe we can invite the Eberl to a /bundes/ AMA?

We are all convinced FC Bayern afficionados and I believe it's time to set a symbol against hate and racism and let the Eberl speak here.

>>149709317
meds. take them.

>>149707733
Damn woltechad is aura farming on God

>>149708661
>nooo you can't just go after the ball as the goalkeeper
>think of our precious mutt AAHHHHHH
lmao

der shartu

>Neben Bayern München, die bereits im Austausch mit Nkunkus Berater Pini Zahavi (82) stehen, bringt sich nun auch Inter Mailand in Stellung

Erberl bros o don't feel so good

> Nkunku
> Sané
> Tah

I'm starting to believe the greedy Piranha is the only good contact Eberl has.

>>149707733
what a ugly motherfucker

>>149708659
hoeness is still running the show
bayern was ran much much better when he was in jail lol

>>149709590
>Zahavi
didn't Buyern make a big deal out of it when Sahne switched jews to this one?

>>149710030
that was Lewa

>Mit Edin Džeko ist ein namhafter Spieler ohne Klub vom Markt. Der 39 Jahre alte Stürmer, dessen Vertrag bei Fenerbahce nach zwei Jahren nicht verlängert wurde, unterschrieb am Donnerstag für ein Jahr bei der Fiorentina

kek Italy is so washed up

>>149710426
And now that Juventus is dead they don't even have one top team anymore that can be taken seriously

>>149710093
no, Sané switched to Zahavi before fucking off to Turkey
the original Piranha incident was when Alaba went to Real

good morning, fellow bundeschads

>>149710426
>Ciro Immobile schließt sich wie erwartet ablösefrei dem FC Bologna an. Nachdem am vergangenen Freitag sein bisheriger Verein Besiktas JK die Auflösung des noch bis 2026 gültigen Vertrages gemeldet hatte, stellte der italienische Erstligist den 35 Jahre alten Torjäger am Donnerstag vor.

my boi Woltechad is fa af

>>149710716
should be happy we got rid of this man of glass desu

>>149708177
>Papa, wer ist die Frau auf dem Bild da?

he cute

>>149712028
Would you lick his asshole? J/n

>Mit sieben externen Neuzugängen zählt Bayer 04 Leverkusen in diesem Sommer zu den aktivsten Vereinen der Bundesliga
>Mit Farid Alfa-Ruprecht steht nun ein weiterer Transfer in dieser Kategorie bevor.

New German mystery meat just dropped

>>149712317
>Analjid Alfa-Romeo

>>149712159
Woltebitch keeps it clean shaven for his black boyfriend

>Zudem soll er entsetzt darüber sein, welches Bild von ihm gezeichnet worden ist, vor allem über sein Verhalten innerhalb der Kabine. Ins Detail geht der Bericht an dieser Stelle nicht. Aber: Ter Stegen glaube, Barça hätte versucht, ein unrealistisches Bild zu präsentieren, um ihn zum Abschied zu bewegen.
THE Marc-Andre ter Stegen is a total asshat and doesn't know. What are the odds
Maybe his bitch ex could have said something before she went riding the cock carousel

>>149712317
>Farid Alfa-Ruprecht
kek how many white guys are left at Negerkusen? 3 or 4 and everyone else has been replaced by browns?

>>149712599
Barca just tries to discredit Ter Stegen because they signed a stupid contract and now have to pay him 20 million per year until 2028 and can't get rid of him unless he agrees.

>>149712317
>Farid Alfa-Ruprecht

I hope they sign Max Beinbruch and Kalle Klemmt while they're at it

>>149712317
>Farid Alfa-Ruprecht
someone explain to me why signing some player who has an unknown injury and an unknown date of comeback is a good signing.
feels like another monsanto in the happening

>>149712599
>>149713240
>Barca
Ehrenloser Schurkenverein

>>149713353
Pretty sure the scouts don't use Transfermarkt as a source mate

>might realistically get a job on Germany
How man will bundes be?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an donnarumma to the knee

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

I am sworn to carry your burdens.

You're trespassing

oh shi-! who's that fat green blob?

>>149713522
you said Austria last week + you have t50 , unc

Somebody make a bundes logo out of the mutt already

>>149713353
Finland and Swiss women took a knee for Big Black Cock! Fuck racists what Timmy gon' do?

>>149713918
>Austria isn't Germany
Ok CUCk!

>>149713968
sabs lost

> tries to volley
> collapses and burries the ball with her body on the ground

Just women things.

>>149713968
yes we aren't gersöys

>>149701668
Clear cut case of an abusive relationship

>>149714509
some people are just ugly on the inside and it matches up again

the beer is being drunk by me

>>149714550
Kek thank you lad

> 7 minutes extra time
> Switzerland scores
> thank you UEFA

>>149715081
rigged

>>149714509
>t. >>149715125

>>149715125
Beware the angry Swiss women's football enjoyer.

okey

>4 einzelspiele in 5
we are fucking massive

WWDWD btw

five points max

>Nach BILD-Infos soll der FC Bayern ein erstes Angebot für Liverpool-Star Luis Diaz (28) abgegeben haben! Dieses liege bei 52 Mio. Euro – und damit noch weit unter der von den „Reds“ angeblich geforderten 80-Mio.-Ablöse.

We are the great FC Bayern, we will never pay your Mondpreise!

>>149715081
>>149715125

It was even 8 minutes, they corrected it mid injury time

GuMo

>>149719318
seems Hitler was right about the b0ern jews after all

>>149719318
>Be bauern
>Sell Insane to Gala (nearly 30) for 0€
>buy Analiz (nearly 30) for 52+€ who has nearly the same stats in Liverpool as Insane had in Bauern
> Profit

>>149715125
>wenn die toblerone nicht im sonderangebot ist

Eboarl has lost the plot as the kids say nowadays

>no more Woltemade rumours ;_;
Die Made is gekocht Jungs

it would be best for based Woltechad to spend another season at Stuttgart yes yes

>update: not getting a job on austria
:/

>>149720791
>lost
For a club like B00n he never had it. He's your typical midtable manager

>>149720551
>Comparing output at liverpool where there are at least 5 other teams that aren't dog doodoo with Bayern which anally gapes the entire bundles
Why is bundes likea this?

Bayern should buy Eze. His 70m release clause is below his market value. He's better than Simons, he'd link up great with Olise and he could replace Musiala for at least half a season (if he ever fully recovers) and if Musiala comes back strong he could play on the left wing which might be better for him anyway

>>149721745
Loan wirtz from Liverpool desu

>>149721745
definitely more sinn then buying Pooiz Diaz

>>149721791
Diaz seems to be locker room cancer too. Everyone hates him at Liverpool

>>149721899
Anybody else getting Mané vibes?

>>149721921
Mane at least pretended to be nice at first. Diaz is an obvious Uhrensohn

Wasn't there talk of Real thinking about selling Rodrygo? If that's the case Buyern should definitely go all in on that.

>>149721668
F.
Why are you so keen to pay taxes tho?

>>149722003
You want him to throw away his passport and ask for asylum here?

damn, der simon aber richtig an kochen

>>149723017
Ist der Oermann einer für den Nager?

Shitz finna unironisch dab all over alligator alcaraz so hard looool booty blast zeit
>>149723075
Stfu ur annoying af

>>149723117
Nö

>>149722590
he's brown, but not that brown

>>149723075
in a couple of years maybe

>>149723017
Brewomensisters.. finally Meister again!!

Undav would be a great choice for Bayern.

>>149723877
No, we don't need any dirty turk roaches

>>149723972
hes a kurd chud

>>149723982
Same shit. Nobody gives a fuck that they hate each other

>>149723117
>tailored Shits

>>149723877
why would they need him?
Kompany won’t start playing two strikers and Undav is wasted as a single striker

>>149723982
Koan Kurd

>>149724669
Based

>>149724331
Neither Müller nor Musiala are 'midfielders'
He could replace both easy. Gnabry too
And just maybe Kane could learn to stay forwards

>>149724738
? Musiala and Müller are both attacking midfielders. Undav is a second striker. But yeah, I guess he could function on the 10 as well

>>149724802
Stuttgart should sell this fraud asap

>>149724782
They are strikers that don't score
All the false 9, hängende Spitze, secondary striker, number ten shit is cope

KWABrewomen

der Davie? einer für den Horst?

we don’t need that low iq mutt
Topp breakout season incoming anyway
if Steffen can unlock Njinmah and Ducksch stays I don’t see too much Handlungsbedarf on the striker position anyway. would still be nice to have another promising player there tho of course

I’m referring to that disgusting low iq mutt Selke you mongo. Signing Asllani would’ve been a great move

based Davie > Flopp, bremenmutt Ninja, DUCKsch combined

VfB-Transfer-Update:

#Konstantelias (Prio Grieche): aktuell zu teuer, PAOK-Verbleib nicht ausgeschlossen

>little retard Davie is so afraid of being exposed in the first bundes again that he instantly fucks off to Turkey
lmao, and you little HIV mong unironically still suck his cock every chance you get you pathetic cuck lol

based Davie would have staid if the depp Cuntz wasnt such a Geizhals and gave him his well deserved money+contract

>>149724802
I don't think Woltemade is good enough for Bayern if they ever want to win the CL again. His next step should be Dortmund, after another season with Stuttgart

>>149726481
he wouldnt get past Adeyemi, let alone Beier

>>149726325
how will the turks deal with the "jesus" bs this HIVogel spreads on every single occasion?

>Als er um 13.48 Uhr nach absolvierten Leistungstest das RB-Gelände verließ, verfuhr sich der Kicker bei der Abfahrt! Werner bog zunächst nach rechts in den Cottaweg und fuhr Richtung Jahnallee. Doch wegen Brückenbauarbeiten ist die aktuell gesperrt.
>Der RB-Star musste noch einmal wenden und düste anschließend sichtlich genervt am Fotografen vorbei in die andere Richtung.
based Timo BOSSing it up
if i was him i would have done it too so the paparazzo gets my schokoseite

>HIVogel
you will get no (you) and no response chuddy

all this Woltemade nonsense has me thinking that Bankfurt committed robbery with Jonny

>>149727603
no shit
(the < was supposed to be >)

>>149727603
hell be injured within the first 5 bundes games
fürn fünfer?

>>149727764
Happy birthday Jonny

>>149727764
Woltebitch could NEVER

>Jacob Bruun Larsen to Burnley is a done deal!
>Full agreement with Stuttgart has been reached. Contract until 2029. Fee around €4m

>>149728711
Here you get some compensation. It's about as one week's salary of a Buyern player. Now dance for me monkey boy

>>149728960
Classic negotiation tactics. Stuff your proposal with tons of positions you are willing to give up easily. Then trade those in for the positions you want to keep.

>>149724802
>Bayern offered four payment instalments (€10m per year). Stuttgart immediately rejected the offer.
source: @Plettigoal

>>149729025
They are both trying to set psychological anchors. Stuttgart started with the 100+ million anchor now Bayern sets their 40 million in rates anchor.

>>149729090
bro its Eberl, thats all b00n have to offer

>>149729182
They just made a 330 million € deal with Adidas and another 50 million at the Club WM. If you really believe they don't have the money, your are delusional.

>>149729205
ach Max, don't seethe too hard about my trvkes, the next burnout is coming close

>>149729090
both are mondpreise tho

>>149729205
>330 million € deal with Adidas
So Bayern gets like 10m more per year than before like with the Telekom deal?

>>149729453
You don't understand. This opens them a credit line with banks.

>installments
>bank loans
no better than Barca
i wonder if Bayern could pass La Liga's financial fair play

farca has debs which buyern doesn't, stop your retarded agenda you mongrel

>>149729498
Barca is about 2 billion in debt. Bayern is fucking with Stuttgart because they said they wanted 100m for Woltemade

>>149729498
Cope more.

>>149724802
Hahahaha

>>149729514
Barca owns land in the middle of Barcelona that it could sell to developers
Bayern has a plot next to Munich's sewage plant

>>149729498
this triggered the hünchens

>>149729651
>>149729672

Barca is more than 3 billion in debt with Goldman Sachs. Not sure why we are even talking.

>>149729651
if that were true, this man of glass could get registered if they lease 1m2 of that, which they didn't. Over the course of at least 3 weeks they also weren't able to hand out guarantees for some jogger which happen to "really really want to" go to farca.
Which leads only to a single conclusion: You forgot to take your meds. Again.

top Olmo didn't registered so hard the only games he missed this season was because of injury

kek what a bok bok bok cope

>>149729790
They are so rich they have to make a deal with Democratic People's Republic of Kongo not to go broke.

https://777score.com/news/football/2654817-new-financial-lever-barcelona-to-receive-funding-from-african-nation

>>149729826
its called networking, chudler

>>149729834
Sure thing buddy.

>>149729790
>because of injury
ok schizo

>>149729884
yes players are usually not spiel berechtigt the minute they sign

>>149729943
name three more occurrences this happened before

>>149729960
https://www.transfermarkt.de/wilfried-zaha/leistungsdaten/spieler/145988/plus/0?saison=2023

pwned you

ok r*ddi*or

They recently fired a female player because they are unable to pay her. Ter Stegen is next.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6486067/2025/07/11/fridolina-rolfo-barcelona-transfer-exit/

>>149730056
unbesigt again

And Diaz lawyers don't trust Barca and want them to sign a compensation penalty clause in case they are unable to register him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14892369/Luis-Diaz-Barcelona-compensation-demand-Bayern-Munich-Liverpool-winger.html

>amerishart Bild
>daily fail

>>149729826
>Visit Rwanda
>your coach is the son of a man that had to run from the junta

>>149730108
Do I look like I give a shit about monkeys? What are you even trying to say?

>>149730128
you look like one

>>149730156
Are you drunk?

>>149730203
maul ossi

>>149730254
Wrong Bundesland chuddie.

Bier
Bier
Bier

>>149730437
schade, i thought you were the monkeyanon

he still hasnt crawled back yet

What's the point in watching the Bundesliga? Bayern Munich always wins. Boring.

>>149729025
lmao auf raten oder was?! so peinlich die bauern

>>149731200
>Always
>Didn't in 23-24
esl?

>>149731226
kek fucking bürgi tier

>>149731210
>reward

>>149675367
>>149675432
>>149677143

Eyyy

>Im Juni kletterten die Zolleinnahmen auf den Rekordwert von 27,2 Milliarden Dollar, wie das US-Finanzministerium am Freitag mitteilte. Dies trug maßgeblich zu einem Haushaltsüberschuss von 27 Milliarden Dollar in dem Monat bei.
Anti Drumpf bros..how do we respond..

>>149731338
with a port , cause this isn't /sp/orts related

>>149731384
>aaaaahhhhhhh janny save meeeeee

>>149731534
modern football is beautiful :)

>>149731534
KWAB

>>149731724
>>149726663

>>149731724
Welcome to Basaksehir bäm bäm

>>149731724
thanks for everything DS27 Fußballgott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vds6cbqCY0U

who is cutting Onions(not söy)

>>149731794
Darmchud pwned in 2:06 btw

>>149731556
Especially because that multiple ownership rule doesn't apply to Leipzig and Salzburg :)

but the amount of loyalty HSV shows the striker that failed to promote them like three times is beautiful

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142595092/#142613670
bremenanon once again 00posing his pea brean

>unable to distinguish posting style
grim

>>149675251 (OP)
Can someone tell me why literally every Bayer Transfer this off season looks like this?

GuMo

>>149737079
>18

Looks like 28. Because Diversität ist our strenght

>>149737104
GuMo

>>149737079
Why dont they give german talents a try? I feel like ervery bundes only goed for the Nkunkuhs

>>149737231
It's a globohomo pharma company, what do you expect?

>>149737079
>Doch in den letzten Wochen hat sich rund um Bakayoko einiges getan. Bayer Leverkusen hat großes Interesse und will den Spieler verpflichten. Ein Punkt, der für Bayer sprechen könnte. Man hat auch Malik Tillman im Visier, er wird nach bestandenem Medizincheck unterschreiben. Tillman und Bakayoko spielten zuletzt in Eindhoven zusammen, kennen und schätzen sich. Leverkusen befindet sich demnach auch in der Pole Position beim Belgier, hat sehr gute Karten.
Heh

>>149737231
I especially don't get it because for Bayer it is all these random no name Nkunkus from Sweden, Brazil and wherever.
Just look at pic related. WTF is this shit? During last season I thought it was simply Xabi being an idiot getting no names from Rennes and Spanish speakers he can then turn into new great talents, but all of them like Iglesias, Martin Terrier were total failures. Now I have to assume it is their talent search and management who has this numb skull strategy.
Looking at the kicker Mannschaftsliste I see 2 (TWO!) German players and der vierte Towart who are German and thats it. Not even "neue Deutsche" in the squad kek
https://www.kicker.de/bayer-04-leverkusen/kader/bundesliga/2025-26
>>149737119
>Looks like 28.
>Born in Cameroon
He probably is 28 actually.

>>149737476
yes, the next rumored transfer is another nkunku and an overpriced one to boot.
I want this team to crash and burn.

>Newcastle-Interesse an Bayer-Verteidiger Tapsoba
Ein kommen und gehen

>>149738005
Where are the Bee, Dosen and B00n signings?

>>149738047
>Dafür ist der Name James McAtee in den vergangenen Tagen in Verbindung mit dem BVB wieder deutlich präsenter.

>>149738005
stop driving up the prices Rolfes
REEEEEEE

>>149738081
Hope ter Stegen stays and bleeds Barca dry

>Die Made zu den Hühnern
Bayern kauft die Liga kaputt

>>149738081
I would love to have heard what that conversation was like.

What is the reason that Flick hates Ter Stegen so much anyway?

Karius wird die 1 bei der WM

how many neger has bayern geholt now?

i meant bayer ofc sorri

just seven so far: Onyeka, Quansah, Tape, Kofane, Traore, Tillman, Faye
da geht noch was simon

>>149737524
I call them Nkunkuhkusen

>>149739055
I would love to see 11, like Mainz did it once.

Niger Ngbukusen

>>149739429
Bayer Negerkusen

don't worry guyz
they bought Flekken, Oermann and this Defender Of Evropa retvrns from the frontlines of Nvrnberg

btw aside from the negrofication wtf are they doing? they only have one LB and one RB atm, both of which are likely to leave the club and yet they keep signing CBs and attacking midfielders

>>149739682
let him cook

>>149739682
Abwarten

>>149739682
I don't think anyone cares about Negerkusen anymore now that Wirtz is gone. Why would you watch any of their games ever again? They could finish 15th and nobody would give a shit

>>149739817
now that the exposed fraud chubby is gone they could fight for a title once again

ah yes, the mighty Erik ten Hag has of course never been exposed

>>149738918
Bayer or Bayern? Bayern only Tah.

>FC Bayern tweeter congratulates James "Munich is depressing" Rodriguez on his birthday
they enjoy the humiliation

I certainly did not expect the player called Dong in the Augsburg starting lineup to look like this

>>149740564
can't tell whether it's Dong or Wang without checking

>>149740564
Big Black Dong

t0me to watch Horses vs based Bremen

>>149740905
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpauQAoGOa4

>>149740564
It's short for Dongo Bongo

based Opitz with the instant noodles haircut

yup, this is the average Werder fan alright

>>149741464
that's not officially licensed gear tho

>>149741490
it is tho

https://www.werder.de/shop/maenner/t-shirts-polos/t-shirt-raute-hawaii.html
https://www.werder.de/shop/maenner/badeshorts-raute-hawaii.html

>Der Wechsel von Yussuf Poulsen von Leipzig zum HSV steht unmittelbar bevor.
LMAO

>>149739817
100% they end up in the 2nd Half of the Table

>>149741561
huh
a few years ago you could only buy these from alibaba

>>149738005
>Malik Müllmann

>>149731252
Bürgis zahlen bar oder auf kommission du n00b

Moukoko vs HSV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdRv4wzaB0w

>>149741825
nö auf raten zahlen is peak unterschicht/hartz4

FCK HSV mehr braucht man nicht wissen

>>149742388
I even bough my golf club set with 0% financing. Poor people just don't understand how life works.

anisimova = jt in bundes

>>149742364
Vielleicht im jahr 2000. heutzutage haben bürgis cold wallets und goldmünzen

>0-1 against a CL team
good test

>>149743465
The CL team that lost against 1. FC Scheidenschleim.

>>149743645
Wasn't this like the first game of Kompani?

>>149744497
it was under Tucheliban, the record Breaker
first 0 goals group game in a gorillion games or something

bitter old manlet trying to piss on Nagelsmann's success

>>149744665
what succes ?

>>149744815
Almost anSommermärchen award

>>149743645
My boy moukokz eats Hühnchen for breakfast

Why cant this zdf presenter put on a proper shirt? This shit looks like a fucking pyjama.

>Dabei hat Werder laut Informationen des italienischen Transfer-Experten Gianluca Di Marzio ein vielversprechendes Talent ins Visier genommen: Samuel Mbangula. Der 20-jährige Belgier steht aktuell bei Juventus unter Vertrag und ist erneut ins Blickfeld der Hanseaten gerückt.
Next Belgian talent just dropped

>>149744996
and the 4th place in the 4 team tourney award

>>149745292
Humiliation ritual for every rundfunkgebührenzahler

>Auf einer Veranstaltung im Europa-Park in Rust erklärte der Weltmeistertrainer von 2014 laut der 'dpa': „Es gibt Anfragen, ob ich für ein Gespräch bereit bin, ob ich Interesse hätte – das war jetzt im Laufe der letzten ein, zwei Wochen.“ Besonders spannend: Löw soll sowohl von Klubs als auch von Nationalmannschaftsverbänden kontaktiert worden sein
Welcome to __?

>>149745582
The Europapark obv

>>149745313
>Mbangula
I have a feeling football will be 90% Negerball in 10 years tops, just like the amerimutt equivalent. Europe is finished

>>149745313
he fits right into the brewomer team

>>149745582
Bayern

>>149745688
My norddeutscher Jung

>>149745702
I'm close to Jogi, it's Halal

Wen außer der Made kann Eberl bisher vorweisen?

JULE JULE JULE

>>149745897
cuck

>>149742976
I do have big boobas

>>149745897
gieb jetzt ruhe, tommy

>>149745921
why is the american pigface so bad?

>>149745884
Olise

>>149745921
look >>149743538

>>149745884
im starting to think based Max is sabotaging b00n, because he (C)AN cook

blundershitga tier defending from the fraushaft

luv Fritzi, i'd like to hear her expertise on my dick

>>149746101
All that money is gone for nothing

BERGER RAUS!!

>>149746246
Merle, pls

>>149746235
sexo openda bobs and xavi bring 250 alone lmao

Thank god my post after the 1:0 didnt go through

Who put oma in goal? She is didn't even bother trying to stop the equaliser

>>149746288
>tfw realize that Merle was 100% right sperging out for being constantly benched behind this tit

>>149745786
Bayern will only fire Kompany when he fucks up the Champions League for the 3rd time/year with his naive play style (just like Pep)
It's a waste of time every time. You can't play like that vs top CL teams and expect to win like vs Bundesmüllklubs when you are the underdog who doesn't have the money to spend half as much as the sheikh and unlimited debt clubs

based Hoffrau

DABritz ON

me chillen in /blundershitga/

Adidas is COOKING for us

>>149747624
lesben raus

>>149747721
>Raute not aligned with the white stripe
>three logos crammed on top of each other

DEBAKEL

>>149747762
>Raute not aligned with the white stripe
I like that eggshelly
>>149747762
>three logos crammed on top of each other
you can prolly get it without the sponsor but I do agree the Adidas logo is a bit to large

Warum spricht es niemand aus? Wir haben eine Frauenkrise. Wundes is finished. Hühnchen to blame.

>>149747757
im a real hetero girl

The match which precipitated the Trainerdiskussion

>>149748011
Can this club get any more embarrassing?

>>149748171
Anon even missed the fun part, where Hansi said MAtS not to leave the club and instead accept the fight kek

So Barca is sacrificing their best goal keeper and telling him that he's the #3 now to register Marcus Manchester United #15 failure Rashford?

>>149748251
Brewomensisters our respond?

149747721
absolutely grim kit

don't be so jelly bremi

huh? >our kits have been absolutely gorgeous for years now

green kits are ugly no matter what

>>149749466
wrong

>>149749854
bruh that erinners me an the neon green college jackets some poverty fags wore in my school

149749466
this but blue

meds

>>149752029
this

NEU

>>149752174

>>149752174

>>149752174

NEU

someone make a real new

>>149752237
WHATS NOT REAL ABOUT IT